Mass Effect should be like a planned 5 season (because modern streaming shit is like 6 episodes a season garbage) show so it can have some of the "downtime" missions, major DLC's and companion missions sprinkled throughout.
the series is already basically a tv show, so an adaptation really brings nothing to the table, except money of course. I bet execs are frothing at the mouth after the success last of us had. It's gonna be a huge flop.
>prothean AI literally spells out that they lost because a faction within their society (who turned out to be indoctrinated) was focused on taking control of the reapers rather than killing and wasted a ton of resources fighting against the other factions instead of fighting the reapers >somehow shephard doesn't put 2 and 2 together Dumbest part of the game by far.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:41:25 AM No.213782076
>>213780274 >>213779455 It will only work with FemShep. Male Shephard is too generic. Like he even has the basic bitch 2000s era male protagonist haircut like fucking Starkiller.
Recently played through the trilogy for the first time. I'm surprised that people actually like male Shephard given how boring he is. Also Tali is best girl regardless of Shep's gender.
>>213782115 You’ve got to hand it to Sheen. His performance and the character being designed around him made the vast majority not notice how fucking stupid the writing actually was.
How are they going to choose what relationship Shepherd has without pissing off most of the fandom? I'm already pissed off because I just know they'll kill off best girl Ashley on Virmire.
No for real Emilio might be fine unlike his brother as he has aged he's just looked and sounded more and more like their father Martin.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:43:03 AM No.213784198
>>213784021 at least she has an overarching story where she eventually warms up to xeno scum and becomes more tolerant overall, kaidan on the other hand was so bland and boring the best they managed to come up with is him becoming a fag
Ashley is retarded in the second game, Cerberus are the the way to go if you actually want to save the galaxy, until the writers of the third game decided to turn them in to over-the-top idiotic movie villains.
>>213784219 You DO want the war machine fiends to die off. Yes you do.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:32:19 AM No.213785054
>>213782539 because they were retards and wanted some fake forced heel turn for Shepard. ME2 plot is contrived, idiotic and inconsequential. it's all obfuscated with good character moments and decent gameplay, but once ME3 dropped people started seeing it for what it is
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:33:22 AM No.213785079
>>213785023 But only make him treat Tali with some modicum of respect, let him have his other prejudices to add some depth and angles to the character.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:33:34 AM No.213785083
>>213779271 (OP) Charlie Sheen >Shepard, I got reaper blood, I'm WINNING
>>213784031 >racist The dog analogy shows just how many actually people lack, and may Allah forgive me for uttering this phrase, media literacy. Humanity is the dog in that analogy, yet so few people seem to grasp that fact.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:35:33 PM No.213786758
As long as Shepard isn't played by Henry Cavill, it's a good cast
>>213779271 (OP) I pick making a show about something good instead.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:36:12 PM No.213788503
Emilio Estevez
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:37:00 PM No.213788511
>>213784380 >Only major black guy in the game >He's the gun specialist >His character-defining backstory is his dad abandoning him >He will always cheat on you between ME2 and 3 Jesus Christ, Bioware. A bit on the nose...
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:39:32 PM No.213788547
>>213782639 The combo of Sheen, the aesthetic of his cool space office and his theme music do so much heavy lifting to disguise the shitty writing in ME2.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:22:01 PM No.213789169
>>213787979 >>213788450 Mass Effect is the closest thing to a vidya version of B5 and Bruce would be a kino choice.