Thread 213779271

Cast him
Martin Sheen is too old so pick someone else

Mads Mikkelsen

>>213779271 (OP)
Ralph Ineson. True voice kino.

i don't know why but my mind went to Javier Bardem. i'd want to know who they'd cast as my wife, Tali.

Goggins doesn't say no to vidya slop

I would say Chris Pine but >>213779412 is probably spot on, especially if Amazon is producing it.

>>213779381
she'd be a fully CG character anyways

Mass Effect should be like a planned 5 season (because modern streaming shit is like 6 episodes a season garbage) show so it can have some of the "downtime" missions, major DLC's and companion missions sprinkled throughout.

Will never happen but it should be like that

the series is already basically a tv show, so an adaptation really brings nothing to the table, except money of course.
I bet execs are frothing at the mouth after the success last of us had. It's gonna be a huge flop.

>>213779271 (OP)
Gavin Newsom

>>213779271 (OP)
Old Martin Sheen.

Or maybe Old Emilo Estevez

>prothean AI literally spells out that they lost because a faction within their society (who turned out to be indoctrinated) was focused on taking control of the reapers rather than killing and wasted a ton of resources fighting against the other factions instead of fighting the reapers
>somehow shephard doesn't put 2 and 2 together
Dumbest part of the game by far.

>>213780274
>>213779455
It will only work with FemShep. Male Shephard is too generic. Like he even has the basic bitch 2000s era male protagonist haircut like fucking Starkiller.

>>213779271 (OP)
>Martin is too old
Why does it matter? All he does is sit in his chair and occasionally get out of his chair.

>>213779271 (OP)
>cast him
I wouldn't. He ruined the trilogy.

>>213782115
Fag

Only Mass Effect 1 is any good storywise

>>213782277
This. The Kaiden x FemShep romance is kino, as is the main storyline.

>>213779271 (OP)
Gavin Newson

>>213782277
I don't understand why they made everything about Cerberus in the sequels.

Anson Mount

>>213782277
Yes, but don't brag about it

Recently played through the trilogy for the first time. I'm surprised that people actually like male Shephard given how boring he is. Also Tali is best girl regardless of Shep's gender.

>>213782115
You’ve got to hand it to Sheen. His performance and the character being designed around him made the vast majority not notice how fucking stupid the writing actually was.

>>213779271 (OP)
Michael Douglas if it were 40 years ago.

I cast him with the best Sheen

>>213783131
Keep that midge cunt well away from it, unless he's playing one of the small fat aliens as comedy relief.

so are they making a series out of this or not? ive been hearing about it for like 5+ years now

Who would play the best girl Jack?

How are they going to choose what relationship Shepherd has without pissing off most of the fandom? I'm already pissed off because I just know they'll kill off best girl Ashley on Virmire.

>>213784021
No one likes that racist cunt.

>>213782610
You misspelled Liara's name, common mistake
>>213782383
Kaidan is a gay bitch

>>213784031
>No one likes that racist cunt.

No for real Emilio might be fine unlike his brother as he has aged he's just looked and sounded more and more like their father Martin.

>>213784021
at least she has an overarching story where she eventually warms up to xeno scum and becomes more tolerant overall, kaidan on the other hand was so bland and boring the best they managed to come up with is him becoming a fag

>>213784170
Cope. I'll never not be mad about her killing Wrex on my first playthrough of ME1. Bitch forced me to reload the entire mission.

>>213784198
Kaiden is only fun if you do female Shep. Otherwise he is indeed super boring.

>>213784242
Kaiden is never fun. Ashley is kind of fun cause she's super racist. At least in the first game.

>>213784265
>Kaiden is never fun
He's cute and in pain. That's the whole thing. Shep comforts him and in return he loves them unconditionally.

Cast him
Hard Mode: No Michael B Jordan

>>213784380
>Cast him
Into a pit

>>213784404
You mad that he BLACKs femshep or something?

Ashley is retarded in the second game, Cerberus are the the way to go if you actually want to save the galaxy, until the writers of the third game decided to turn them in to over-the-top idiotic movie villains.

>>213784548
No I’m black and I’m mad he gets bleached and buckbroken by male shepard.

>>213784575
You can't control the reapers. It's a divide and conquer strategy that they used on past civilizations and not worth anyone's time.

>>213784548
I don't play as a female in games because I'm not gay, Jacob is just boring and unlikable.

Henry Golding

Willem Dafoe with some de-aging

Idris Elba

>>213784219
>I'll never not be mad

>>213783131
>broadly considered by its fanbase to have given the worst most phoned in tonedeaf performance in an entire modern bungie property
yeesh

>>213784219
how is it possible to be this bad at a game like ass effect

>>213784963
>That wizard came from the moon

>>213782076
It's simple, we make him a skinhead.

>>213784996
>starts off as a huge space racist
>gets seduced by alien woman (Tali)
>over time drops his old beliefs
Might work

>>213784219
You DO want the war machine fiends to die off. Yes you do.

>>213782539
because they were retards and wanted some fake forced heel turn for Shepard.
ME2 plot is contrived, idiotic and inconsequential. it's all obfuscated with good character moments and decent gameplay, but once ME3 dropped people started seeing it for what it is

>>213785023
But only make him treat Tali with some modicum of respect, let him have his other prejudices to add some depth and angles to the character.

>>213779271 (OP)
Charlie Sheen
>Shepard, I got reaper blood, I'm WINNING

>>213784380

Tariq Nasheed

>>213784031
>racist
The dog analogy shows just how many actually people lack, and may Allah forgive me for uttering this phrase, media literacy.
Humanity is the dog in that analogy, yet so few people seem to grasp that fact.

As long as Shepard isn't played by Henry Cavill, it's a good cast

I would take femshep over him

>>213779271 (OP)
Bruce Boxleitner and I win.

>>213784575
>>213784594
Chudpill me on the reapers and cerberus.

>>213784575
shes basically not in the second game

>>213779455
mass effect is just dumber Babylon 5.

>>213779271 (OP)
I pick making a show about something good instead.

Emilio Estevez

>>213784380
>Only major black guy in the game
>He's the gun specialist
>His character-defining backstory is his dad abandoning him
>He will always cheat on you between ME2 and 3
Jesus Christ, Bioware. A bit on the nose...

>>213782639
The combo of Sheen, the aesthetic of his cool space office and his theme music do so much heavy lifting to disguise the shitty writing in ME2.

>>213787979
>>213788450
Mass Effect is the closest thing to a vidya version of B5 and Bruce would be a kino choice.

>>213779271 (OP)
that british guy with clmplicated name

Edris Elba