Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:28:03 AM
No.213780434
>>213794047
Good show
>>213780407 (OP)
this show was pretty cool but they lost me by the third season
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:31:32 AM
No.213780525
>>213780607
Rape
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:35:08 AM
No.213780607
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:35:30 AM
No.213780613
So you used this to pretend being us raped the girl, inserting her a dick she didn't asked for and when you fucked her knew she loved the other guy, once done told everyone with the ai, the guy she loved knew and ditched her, her porn was everywhere cause that's is what this shiit does and she killed herself
How close I got?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:37:18 AM
No.213780649
>>213784068
>>213786742
>>213780407 (OP)
ending of season 1>ending of season 2>beginning of season 2>beginning of season 1
season 3 sucks
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:48:07 AM
No.213780890
Mads kino
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:23:41 AM
No.213782927
bump
First season was so fucking kino bros. This scene hit me like a truck for some reason such a good "holy shit" moment
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:26:06 AM
No.213782976
>>213780478
The 3rd season does dragn on a little but the ending was kino
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:27:55 AM
No.213783009
>>213780407 (OP)
Dropped this after watching the season 2 finale like 4 days ago, they went in a horrible direction after Will got out.
Hannibal should've never been able to win in that scenario
*time slows down*
>i've seen this before....
*high pitch ticking*
>two bodies. older. late 50s
*zoom in on female face*
>loving, caring... maybe too much so....
*will crouches down*
>a wallet? this may be the killers
*crime scene photography flash*
>there's no money inside. no drivers license. just a photo... Ryan Gosling
*distant "you wanna fight?" heard*
>the unsub.... a janitor....... on /tv/
*echoing "Bane?!?" plays*
>the unsub reveals themself.... a twisted troon....... a violent rage. One hot pocket too many. Xhe lashed out in a seething rage at the parents who bore xher. A desperate grab for the dilator before fleeing the scene......... this is my design
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:44:58 AM
No.213783279
>>213783217
Unsub was what they were called in criminal minds.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:47:08 AM
No.213783298
>>213783353
>>213795643
It was good until they made Hannibal gay for Will.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:50:47 AM
No.213783353
>>213783415
>>213783298
Wasnt that a thing from the start?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:53:46 AM
No.213783415
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:05:51 AM
No.213783617
>>213780407 (OP)
Worst leader/captain I have ever seen
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:34:42 AM
No.213784068
>>213780649
>season 3 sucks
filtered
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:35:49 AM
No.213784078
>>213783990
Morpheus was worse
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:46:07 AM
No.213784256
>>213783990
>*is clueless*
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:47:26 AM
No.213784286
>>213784343
Got tumblered just like supernatural
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:50:56 AM
No.213784343
>>213784286
I recently made the mistake of visiting the Hannibal reddit.
Seriously, the gooning threads on /trash/ are less degenerate.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:55:45 AM
No.213784437
>>213780478
I liked when it got to the red dragon part. I was only half paying attention for the first part, I probably would have been pissed if I wasnโt doing other stuff while it played on my other monitor.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:57:36 AM
No.213784477
>>213780478
>3rd season
nigga the man bear episode was so bad i stopped watching after that.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:03:16 AM
No.213784577
>>213784602
>>213780407 (OP)
show by faggots for faggots
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:04:21 AM
No.213784591
>>213794177
I tried watching it but the first 2 episodes were already too homoerotic for me lol
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:04:49 AM
No.213784602
>>213784577
You must be the number 1 fan.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:19:52 AM
No.213784873
I really wanted to like this show, seemed like it had everything going for it but my hype died almost immediately several episodes into S1, didn't get to S2 or S3, apparently it becomes gay erotica for a female audience or something.
Biggest gripe is that it was just boring, it felt like a padded out cheap cop drama rather than a thriller. Mads' great performance is dampened by an ensemble cast of charisma vacuums like Laurence Fishburne.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:37:17 AM
No.213785146
I actually rewatched it recently and you can tell season 3 was rushed but its still kino
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:16:08 AM
No.213785689
This guy was absolutely horrible in the show. Terrible actor
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:18:19 AM
No.213785720
>>213786015
this show has some of the worst acting put together
it's on the level of CW teen shows
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:31:25 AM
No.213785928
>>213785940
>>213814810
We will never get a season 4.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:32:13 AM
No.213785940
>>213785928
of course its a tumblr gif
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:35:35 AM
No.213786002
>>213783990
Why didn't he just take some samples of Hannibals food from his teeth?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:36:48 AM
No.213786015
>>213785720
I love the scene where Hannibal goes on the phone with his stupid accent to the hospital and the stupid bitch can't tell who's speaking
So why exactly did everyone think Abigail is dead? Just because there was blood on the ground and her ear was cut off?
The same exact trick happened to Jack's girl that was "murdered", what a shitty plot twist.
Also there was no chemistry between her and Will, why would he care that much about her they barely interact
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:41:22 AM
No.213786081
>>213814650
>>213782972
For me, it was the Halloween episode where they go Pumpkin farming.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:49:57 AM
No.213786211
zero suspense
fantastic spectacle scenes when they find the bodies
only 2 characters interesting
never rewatched it
gillian anderson is STILL sitting there waiting for someone to join her for dinner
6/10
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:52:36 AM
No.213786248
>>213795738
I've been waiting for you Will
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:55:40 AM
No.213786297
>>213786040
Same reason for all the dogs he had. His nature is to pick up strays and love them deeply wherever he goes, regardless if they love him back.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:15:20 PM
No.213786568
>>213783990
>were looking for a cannibal who is smart and was a surgeon and knows everything we're doing
>hmm...couldn't be the man named hannibal who fits all the criterias...we need to investigate further
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:28:50 PM
No.213786702
>>213786812
Why did Will want to have sex with him so bad?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:33:46 PM
No.213786742
>>213786793
>>213788238
>>213780649
season 3 was salvaged with mason verger's funhouse and the red dragon arc and most importantly, punished chilton
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:38:41 PM
No.213786793
>>213795765
>>213814112
>>213786742
Chilton was hilarious throughout.
I wonder what they would have done with him in a 4th season.
Also, I preferred early Verger simply on account of being so mustache-twirly evil
>let's make an orphan kid cry to collect its tears to season my drink with it
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:40:45 PM
No.213786812
>>213786702
Because he's a dilf
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:42:11 PM
No.213786832
I'm a pussy when it comes to gore and that episode where the girl's arm skin peeled off into his hand grossed me out hard. Had to drop the show because of that
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:10:11 PM
No.213788106
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:18:09 PM
No.213788238
>>213788265
>>213786742
>punished chilton
poor chilton didn't deserve all that. it was supposed to be freddie but they made her a girl so they couldn't do all that to her
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:20:12 PM
No.213788265
>>213788238
I mean there were enough women killed throughout, even a semi-main character.
But Freddie Lounds was really a character I loved to hate and I was really looking forward to her getting her comeuppance.
But... it never came. IT NEVER CAME!!!!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:25:19 PM
No.213789225
>>213780407 (OP)
The first two books are great and the show is stoopid.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:30:56 PM
No.213789312
>>213789363
>>213795611
My interpretation is that Will was always a latent homosexual. Hannibal, being a genius psychiatrist, figured that out and is using it to manipulate Will. They aren't truly in love. Will is a tool to Hannibal.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:32:23 PM
No.213789341
>>213791715
How do you even be gay with Hannibal? It would have to be 100% crust busting, right? Because no way you are putting your dick near his mouth.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:33:21 PM
No.213789363
>>213789312
>homosexual
>aren't truly in love
of course
>>213783990
>entire FBI is Jack Crawford and 4 forensic residents who also do field work and apprehend criminals
>I'm sorry honey I know you're dying of cancer but I have to go have dinner alone with Hannibal. Yes that Hannibal, you tried to overdose in his house
>Will I set a wolverine cosplayer loose on you
>Lmao Hannibal, I set an autistic janitor on you
>While being a practicing psychologist with a full patient schedule, I also find time to do art, music, attend galas, concerts, and museums; throw elaborate invitation-only michelin-level dinner parties; investigate local serial killers, murder people and butcher them, stage the crime scenes with intricate and ghastly decoration and then destroy the evidence, humiliate and psychologically torture Will Graham (my bestie), seduce Alana Bloom, have dinner with Jack Crawford, and see my own therapist; while also secretly keeping Miriam Lass and Abigail Hobbs alive in my house, and then get precisely 6 hours of sleep every night.
>>213789489
hannibal is basically a supervillain, don't know how people have it as their fav show ever
who the fuck comes up with a tree planted in concrete
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:49:14 PM
No.213789661
>>213789686
>>213789647
>who the fuck comes up with a tree planted in concrete
Anon, did you know that plants can grow out of concrete?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:50:33 PM
No.213789686
>>213789661
ohhhh that makes perfect sense, thank you
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:52:26 PM
No.213789721
how did hannibal convince that lady to eat her own leg? and do you think hannibal would eat the feet too or discard them because he found it gross?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:55:58 PM
No.213789774
You're a pleb of you got filtered by S3.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:56:59 PM
No.213789790
transubstantiation
>has human meat in her hand
>decides to investigate further and not gtfo
Retarded death
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:06:26 PM
No.213789934
>>213790065
>>213789647
>Hannibal rents a backhoe and spends all night vandalizing a parking lot to plant his tree, with no witnesses or complaints
>Old man Lance Henriksen, who can't even be bothered to demonstrate he is capable of standing unassisted at any point in the episode, exhumes all his murder victims and makes them into a huge totem pole, on a beach, in the span of a single night.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:15:41 PM
No.213790065
>>213790531
>>213789934
In that universe nightfall turns all perps invisible.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:26:35 PM
No.213790238
>>213790298
>>213789809
Her death was kino though as the Slide Lady was a good episode. Shame that after that came the worst episode of the series (Man Bear)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:29:26 PM
No.213790298
>>213790516
>>213790238
>(Man Bear)
?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:33:21 PM
No.213790377
>>213790474
>>213789809
bro we all have human meat inside our hands.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:37:57 PM
No.213790474
>>213790377
Worse. There's a skeleton inside of you.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:40:44 PM
No.213790516
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:41:43 PM
No.213790531
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:41:45 PM
No.213790532
>>213780407 (OP)
Only good thing in this show was that a lot of actresses had hairy forearms.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:43:48 PM
No.213790559
>>213790583
>>213786040
Remind me again, why did they actually kill Abigail later on?
>>213782972
I haven't seen the show in years, can someone explain le goofy clock drawing?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:44:49 PM
No.213790583
>>213790763
>>213790559
Hannibal killed her because Will didn't want to be a gay dad.
>>213790575
will has encephalitis and so draws le goofy. hannibal keeps it to himself to control and experiment with will
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:50:49 PM
No.213790691
>>213790887
>>213790575
supposedly some kind of mental test. hannibal asks will to draw a clock, and will is like "of course i can draw a fucking clock". we see him draw a clock, but when he hands the notpad back to hannibal it's all distorted. the implication being that will is actually sick but hannibal keeps it quiet to manipulate will.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:54:15 PM
No.213790763
>>213790795
>>213790849
>>213790583
Why didn't Will just kill Hannibal there and then?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:54:33 PM
No.213790770
Abigail and that female psychiatrist were absolute turbo cuties
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:55:29 PM
No.213790795
>>213790763
it's...le wrong...he needs to....le prove it properly
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:56:21 PM
No.213790813
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:58:42 PM
No.213790849
>>213790763
Because despite all his coping, he just couldn't. Hannibal was superior to him, in every regard.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:00:29 PM
No.213790887
>>213790575
>>213790671
>>213790691
It's a psychological test that is used to test neurological damage, if you draw it like that it might mean you have some sort of damage, usually the right side. For example dementia patients might draw it like that. It just shows Will has some damage to his brain, but yeah Hannibal keeps quiet about it
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:15:21 PM
No.213791190
>>213792171
>>213789489
When one has much to put in them, a day has a thousand pockets. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:38:44 PM
No.213791672
i still think about the gross pig baby episode sometimes
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:40:50 PM
No.213791712
>>213791775
>>213790671
IRL encephalitis would turn someone into a drooling retard.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:40:51 PM
No.213791714
Gillian Anderson was mommy-tier hot in this.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:40:52 PM
No.213791715
>>213789341
Hannibal doesnโt have a crust he is too clean for that and he wouldnโt tolerate it on someone else. Itโs part of the appeal.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:41:46 PM
No.213791732
>>213789647
The one that did it for me was the totem. Just looking at that huge thing made me go, "how did he move that thing there and position it so perfectly? and without being noticed by anyone, or leaving any kind of trail of him e.g., renting a trailer and a giant fucking crane or something and then driving both of them up and down town before meanouvering around on-site for what must've been hours?"
but just turn your brain off
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:43:48 PM
No.213791775
>>213792436
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:53:08 PM
No.213791958
>>213783217
Absolutely KINO! Such a phenomal show up until the 3rd season when they were forced to rush everything and cram entire seasons worth of storyline into it following up on one of the best cliffhanger season finales in television history. It's a crime against humanity that MGM refused to license the rights to Silence of the Lambs to Fuller and NBC were forced to cancel the show 4 seasons too early because it was too horror focused and weird for mainstream audiences
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:53:42 PM
No.213791970
>>213791989
Season 1 is peak kino and Iโm tired of pretending itโs not.
>>213791970
man i wonder if hannibal fans even care about the story/characters or only how it's shot
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:57:27 PM
No.213792037
>>213783990
>Will, I know youโre being drive insane by the workload I impose on you, but you need to keep working
>Damn, what the hell is going on with Will?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:00:06 PM
No.213792084
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:01:07 PM
No.213792102
>>213791989
that would be me. the first two seasons had nice visuals. it was different and it was well done.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:01:25 PM
No.213792111
>>213791989
We do. Any other questions?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:04:09 PM
No.213792171
>>213792260
>>213791190
the secret is scheduling and being intentional with your time. most of us waste hours every day doing nothing in particular.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:05:47 PM
No.213792201
>>213789647
The thirtiest blade of grass, is stronger than the most juggernaut concrete man can chemicaly elaborate.
That is Nature's design.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:07:19 PM
No.213792237
>>213792275
>>213791989
Does it matter? Are you not allowed to enjoy just nice visuals?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:08:14 PM
No.213792260
>>213792357
>>213792171
I'm doing something 24/7 and I have no time to do anything, it sucks when you're poor so you have to do everything yourself.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:08:40 PM
No.213792274
i lost my virginity to a girl whose favourite show this was
i will never forget her
>>213792237
I just find it funny how Hannibal fans are either the ones that praise the cinematography or tumblr faggots obsessed with the gay relationship. No one really cares about the actual story
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:12:28 PM
No.213792357
>>213792260
do i really have to point out you are posting on 4chan, or are you pulling my leg.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:13:46 PM
No.213792387
>>213792275
the gay relationship and the cinematography is the story
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:15:32 PM
No.213792423
it was so fun for me when I watched this show for the first time. i was aware of the shipping stuff and I was just like oh of course that's normal fandom stuff but then i realized like no, that's real. it's in the show for actual real. first and only time that's ever happened to me lol
>>213791775
-itis meaning inflammation. The skull has limited space. Increased ICP will fuck you up beyond belief.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:16:45 PM
No.213792455
>>213792679
>>213792275
It's not a story heavy series, you ultra nigger
It's a character study
It's not a narrative hero journey 3 acts shakespearean play
Not even silence of the lambs is like that
Here you are saying "Ugh, nobody cares about the story on The Nanny, you are only here for the jewess laugh"
Yes nigger, what's your point
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:17:44 PM
No.213792470
>>213792503
>>213792436
Symptoms may include drowsiness, confusion, seizures, fever and headaches.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:18:24 PM
No.213792482
Will someone do that?
Be a male caucasian suspect?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:19:14 PM
No.213792503
>>213792517
>>213792470
Then you turn into a retard when it's untreated.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:19:34 PM
No.213792510
>>213816964
>>213792436
>Increased ICP will fuck you up beyond belief.
word
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:20:03 PM
No.213792517
>>213792532
>>213792503
it was treated
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:20:41 PM
No.213792532
>>213792752
>>213792517
Didn't Hannibal leave him untreated to fuck with his mind?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:28:05 PM
No.213792679
>>213792760
>>213792455
you're gay lol
gay little boy haha
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:31:32 PM
No.213792752
>>213792532
for awhile. then he got him arrested and treated. that is his design
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:32:04 PM
No.213792760
>>213793563
>>213792679
>No argument, just personal attack
I accept your concession
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:03:42 PM
No.213793563
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:18:14 PM
No.213793949
>>213780407 (OP)
Season 2's first half was utter garbage.
>Lol stay in prison
>Lol we won't believe you, lol actually we were pretending we don't believe
>Lol actually we still don't believe you
>Lol actually we believed you but we didn't know how dangerous he is.
And don't get me started on the poor girl from the 1st episode that gets brought back like 3 times, that poor character.
Hey we need you to do this scene
>Oh you're bringing me back
Yeah to kill you
>Wait what?
Hey we're bringing you back again!
>Oh you're retconning so I didn't actually die?
Lol nope you're an imaginary friend TULPA inside Will Graham's mind :D
> ... I really need better roles. *Takes the $5000* money is money.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:21:35 PM
No.213794047
>>213794565
>>213796010
>>213780434
S1 was peak
S2 was good
S3 was
Vogelfag revealed is everywhere
8/18/2025, 7:26:47 PM
No.213794177
>>213795931
>>213784591
The first 2 episodes already? You should have seen how brodude homoerotic they get in seasons 2 and 3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r10TLw0azDA&ab_channel=RoyalDeer
They made French & Canadian cartoons look straight.
I've seen my fair share of angry gaybrodude romance comedy from cartoon show, but Hannibal was something else ... what the fuck is up with the Enya-tier music?
>I love you, but I'ma a kill you
>I love you too, but I need to kill you
>I love you too, but I need to kill you
>I love you too, but I need to kill you
>I love you too, but I need to kill you
They made Batman & Catwoman's relationship look balanced and healthy.
It's funny how the British guy can do an American accent better than the Dutch guy.
The whole series felt like I was watching somebody's fanfiction where they grab a bunch of ideas and execute it like some teenage girl that hasn't written anything in her life.
There's a 60 minute episode where they just sit around in a cathedral's catacomb doing nothing I shit you not. They repeat the same phrases 6 times in a row with minor variation without saying anything new.
I ended up telling myself I should have watched this first before watching the real movies so I don't get so bored and pissed off over the series. I finished it in 3 days straight marathoning it cause otherwise I wouldn't have went back to it.
It felt like reading a 15 year old girl's fanfiction complete with the vocabulary of a pseudo-intellectual teen girl who thinks she's hot shit.
I think the last 2 Hannibal movies might be better written than this series.
Vogelfag revealed is everywhere
8/18/2025, 7:31:05 PM
No.213794264
>>213794473
>What did I think of the last 2 movies?
Hannibal 2001 - trash ... I'd rather watch all episodes of Sideshow Bob if I want the POV of Hannibal Lecter.
Hannibal 2007 , should have put this kid in the TV Series instead. His English accent is just as bad.
Hannibal 2007 actually has a very good movie hidden in it ... for the first 30 minutes ... and then it devolves into revenge sloppa on the level of Sasuke Uchiha for 2 hours.
The first 30 minutes were genuine kino
Vogelfag revealed is everywhere
8/18/2025, 7:41:04 PM
No.213794473
>>213810428
>>213794264
Hannibal's backstory criticism
>Nooo you can't give him a sad backstory !!! he was supposed to be different from the others.
But he is different from the others ... he's Lithuanian. :)) quote me on that.
and also nobility*** very important. And also he lived through the war and escaped Russian communism. I think him having experience as a soldier and as a doctor is what makes him so talented and powerful as a criminal.
All the other villains were sad pathetic NEETs , Hannibal is Sasuke Uchiha/Itachi Uchiha.
The difference between a simple-minded fool going insane and a high IQ going insane ... is the simple minded fool is degenerate in simple ways ... and gets consumed by his own stupidity ... if anything the villains in the first 2 films were too high IQ despite their upbringing.
A high IQ going insane ... he's in control of his insanity, he can snap back to reality after he's done being insane, he can keep up a facade and convince you into his delusion that he's running the mental asylum and not part of it ... unlike the others.
He elevates his insanity to art.
All noblemen are eccentric nutcases due to their upbringing... destroy all those ideals, push a harsh reality onto them and voila! you get a calm calculated madman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVer01m0nYQ&ab_channel=TheCiple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFyvQmf1Az0&ab_channel=euoluma
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:44:55 PM
No.213794565
>>213794047
Season 2 was peak
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:05:13 PM
No.213794993
>>213795041
>>213795931
The only reason I know about โthe shippingโ is from 4chan threads. And not a single gay moment from the show is ever posted.
So, I have to assume you guys are just contrarians.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:07:35 PM
No.213795041
>>213795346
>>213794993
What's that Silent Hill shit?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:12:52 PM
No.213795173
>>213810514
>>213780407 (OP)
>has 1 season to either do the hannibal storyline or red dragon
>decides to do both
>decides to also constant overly indulgent scene transitions and overly artistic mood shots that eat into run time
I used to think deadwood would be the most rushed and unsatisfying ending I'd have to experience but then Hannibal truly showed how fucking bad a rushed finish can be.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:14:24 PM
No.213795207
>>213795949
>>213780407 (OP)
>the guy who for some reason competes with me on Bumble for the 5/10 slampig
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:18:26 PM
No.213795310
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:20:14 PM
No.213795346
>>213795041
a single mentally ill guy with brain cancer did that btw
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:20:43 PM
No.213795356
>>213780407 (OP)
Destiny looks like that?
>>213789312
I think everyone sort of picked up on that. The entire show is about a shrink grooming his patient to be his fuckhole. Women loved it but if were a female patient it wouldn't have made it past the first season
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:33:37 PM
No.213795636
>>213795611
reminder that they're doing this while a guy just came out of a horse
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:33:54 PM
No.213795643
>>213796799
>>213801667
>>213783298
It's not gay, it's like greek mentor type of gay. Minus the sex.
So it's basically not a friendship, but lesser than a relationship. Almost like a fucked up family.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:34:59 PM
No.213795659
>>213780407 (OP)
First half of Season 3 is atrocious!
Worst writing and acting I have ever seen. Like someone was mocking the first season.
The Italy setting was kino though
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:36:42 PM
No.213795700
>>213814405
>>213783990
He was good enough imo but Alana Bloom was so fucking unbearable
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:38:04 PM
No.213795738
>>213786248
his checkered suits almost ruined these scenes
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:39:05 PM
No.213795765
>>213796858
>>213786793
>Also, I preferred early Verger simply on account of being so mustache-twirly evil
season 2 Mason Verger was actually witty funny. Great character and acting. Season 3 was a different actor and you could sense it even if the writing itself was worse.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:46:29 PM
No.213795931
>>213794177
>>213794993
foids and incels can only relate anything through sex so the contort the actual relationship between hannibal and will which is entirely platonic.
While they do go between wanting to kill each other and not, it is really just an exercise in getting to truly know ourself through another person. How the psychiatrist setting doesn't make this painfully obvious to everyone watching this show is beyond me. It's an ancient greek common wisdom from Thales, that to know yourself is the hardest thing in the world. They are violent psychopaths, but really that is just the material for them to know themselves. Its highly platonic.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:47:30 PM
No.213795949
>>213795207
kek
dont worry I think he is 5'8
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:49:45 PM
No.213796010
>>213794047
Season 3 wasn't that bad it just tried to do too much too quickly
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:52:49 PM
No.213796083
>>213796361
Bryan Fuller is making Mads horror kino again
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:03:19 PM
No.213796361
>>213796527
>>213796083
>mads is getting old old
;_;
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:08:58 PM
No.213796527
>>213796582
>>213796361
still the most dapper guy in the industry
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:10:44 PM
No.213796582
>>213796527
>Mads wife is 5 years older than him
>married 2000
hmm
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:13:07 PM
No.213796637
>>213796703
One man built this. With a box of scraps
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:15:50 PM
No.213796703
>>213796730
>>213796983
>>213796637
he built it over the course of decades you moron
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:16:44 PM
No.213796730
>>213796842
>>213796703
Did I mention a timeframe you imbecile?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:19:02 PM
No.213796799
>>213795643
>It's not gay
he definitely made him gay for him by taking advantage of his mental illness
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:20:21 PM
No.213796842
>>213796983
>>213796730
No, you also didnt mention your love of cocks, but that was also implied.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:20:51 PM
No.213796858
>>213796906
>>213795765
had to get rid of the druggy
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:22:14 PM
No.213796906
>>213796858
I heard the original actor didnt want to come back. He might be labeled a druggy but seemed to me more like a wild mind artistic freak who got embarrassed or bored being associated with this.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:24:37 PM
No.213796983
>>213797110
>>213796703
>>213796842
You're really sensitive about this show. Did you work on it or are you part of a certain community? Were you Mads' helmet shiner?
>a pansexual icon #hannibalthecannibal #hanniballecter #hannibalnbc
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:28:54 PM
No.213797110
>>213796983
You caught me. I am actually Mads Dittmann Mikkelsen.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:43:46 PM
No.213797492
>>213792436
Did you know that there are different severities of inflammations? And that not every inflammations leads to the worst?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:01:18 PM
No.213797985
>>213801641
>>213780407 (OP)
one of the most cringiest catchphrases in tv history
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:07:35 PM
No.213798150
>ctrl+f "cringe"
>0 results
you guys are gay as fuck and have shit taste
garbage show and that stupid catchphrase made me cringe every time
dont @ me
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:08:02 PM
No.213798167
>>213798392
those were good times
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:10:52 PM
No.213798240
>>213780407 (OP)
I really miss this homo show.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:15:12 PM
No.213798349
>>213798440
Michael Pitt was so good as Mason Verger but the fucking junkie can't help himself from being a jerk
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:17:07 PM
No.213798392
>>213798475
>>213798167
half the show is just
>one person makes a pretentious generalization
>other person doesn't cringe at the retardation just mentioned; usually responds with their own pretentious generalization
season 3 is unwatchable. The dialogues are nothing but this.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:17:58 PM
No.213798419
>>213780407 (OP)
I just remembered I watched this show
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:18:42 PM
No.213798440
>>213798349
>Michael Pitt
uh wtf
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:19:59 PM
No.213798475
>>213798631
>>213798392
Imageboard posting is like being trapped in a joycean protagonist's mind
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:23:56 PM
No.213798581
>>213798768
>>213809041
>>213795611
I mentioned what you said about how women wouldn't like it if it wasn't just about two guys fucking on the hannibal subreddit and was perma banned
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:25:30 PM
No.213798631
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:30:43 PM
No.213798768
>>213799906
>>213798581
what did you expect to happen? everyone would clap and congratulate you on your witty assertion?
you know, anon, you remind me of a patient I once had
he had a very saltyโฆ personality
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:35:58 PM
No.213798894
>>213780407 (OP)
Dexter would have realized that Hannibal is a killer in first episode and kill him lol
It's hilarious how much Dexter mogs every serial killer show
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:50:01 PM
No.213799272
>>213799563
>>213799128
>being a Dexterfag
>after not one, not two, but three of the shittiest endings in history
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:01:29 PM
No.213799563
>>213799856
>>213799272
Lol Dexter got renewed twice and got a prequel
Hannibal got cancelled after 3 seasons
Dexter won
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:13:28 PM
No.213799856
>>213802665
>>213799563
You must fucking love The Simpsons.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:15:12 PM
No.213799906
>>213809041
>>213798768
anyone who thinks you should get perma banned like that is fucking retarded, sorry.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:21:58 PM
No.213800068
>>213800231
>>213805068
>>213780478
literally forgot what happened in the 3rd season except that weird ending
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:28:28 PM
No.213800226
>If I saw you every day, forever, Will, I would remember this time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yVanyHZaMQ
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:28:37 PM
No.213800231
>>213800068
first half was italy and resurrecting all the characters that died in season 2, and second half was the red dragon psychopath guy (actually kino)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:30:28 PM
No.213800272
>>213800526
If there's somehow a 4th season, I wonder if Will would be in it? I honestly think his story is over and he'd just get in the way of Clarice
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:40:56 PM
No.213800526
>>213800272
The series ended at a good point, we don't need to know anything else. You could fit Clarice in this world for a 4th season but artistically I don't think there's anything else unique for the show to say. I would almost want it to happen just out of pure spite for the female portion of the fanbase though. Given that Hannibal falls in romantic love with Clarice it would fly in the face of the female fanbases' mental illness confusing Hannibal and Will's deep, platonic love as 2 homosexual men wanting to shove their shitty dicks in eachother's assholes. Pissing off tumblr fujos is always a just cause
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:43:43 PM
No.213800600
>>213801831
>>213809802
Their goddamn bromance made the double straight sex look platonic!!!
and honestly it doesn't help having a black satan stare at you with a "MMmhhh ;)" expression.
And also the 2 women weren't very hot.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:25:19 AM
No.213801641
>>213797985
Yeah nigger have you not read the bookslop?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:26:20 AM
No.213801667
>>213795643
It's vampiric
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:27:58 AM
No.213801714
>>213804994
Did anyone watch this?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:31:28 AM
No.213801794
>>213792436
>ICP will fuck you up beyond belief.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:32:54 AM
No.213801831
>>213800600
its 2025, its okay to be gay. We accept you for the homo that you are.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:41:03 AM
No.213802087
>>213802716
>>213792275
>actual story
Books are better, just discus it on /lit
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:01:14 AM
No.213802665
>>213799856
Even the Simpsons is better than Hannibal gay romance lol
>>213780407 (OP)
>cannibal character's name is hannibal
tolkien-tier writing jesus
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:03:39 AM
No.213802716
>>213802087
Manhunter is the best Lector thing ever, period
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:55:07 AM
No.213804058
>>213780407 (OP)
Maybe your design should include taking CCTV into consideration unlike the writers.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:10:07 AM
No.213804425
>>213804488
>>213810201
>>213802714
It's just a coincidence, okay?
Just because a dude is called ChildBabyMurderer doesn't mean he murders babies and children, even if there is a child baby murderer on the loose in the same area he lives in.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:12:42 AM
No.213804488
>>213804425
This
Get better at finding clues
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:16:15 AM
No.213804587
>>213780407 (OP)
never saw the third season
mizumono was so absolutely kino that there was no better way to end
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:30:54 AM
No.213804994
>>213812637
>>213801714
>Alex Kurtzman
it might be good i'll watch it
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:33:22 AM
No.213805068
>>213800068
Hannibal Lecter got himself locked up in a mental hospital because he couldn't live without Will
literally gay and retarded
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:36:40 AM
No.213805145
>>213790671
Imagine if Will drew it bad on purpose to see what Hannibal would do. Could have been cool
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:43:38 AM
No.213805317
>>213802714
it's called nominative determinism, pleb
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:09:54 AM
No.213805929
>>213780478
Seems like this is the universal point everyone stopped watching like the death of glenn was for TWD.
I really wanted to see the Dollarhyde character but S3 was just absurdly gratuitious.
>>213790575
>>213782972
He has prion disease (Kuru) from eating infected brains that Hannibal fed him.
I also liked the Hannibal as wendigo hallucinations.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:06:26 AM
No.213807103
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:22 AM
No.213807230
>>213807768
>>213807768
>>213805997
He didn't have no prion disease nigga he had encephalitis (anti NMDA type) that was later cured. That encephalitis also made him acutely psychotic
How do I Grahammaxx? His outfits in the show were peak fucking comfy
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:36:12 AM
No.213807768
>>213807230
>>213782972
>>213807230
>>213805997
Never finished the series but how did he get it in the first place if not for Hannibal. My version is so much cooler.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:43:25 AM
No.213807936
>>213808120
>>213810613
>>213795611
Is this the only ship in the history of television and film where it isn't gay even though it's two men? Fucking kino.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:50:12 AM
No.213808116
Wasn't able to get through S3 because season 2 sucked but what was up with Hannibals chink childhood friend?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:50:20 AM
No.213808120
>>213808500
>>213810613
>>213807936
I really can't think of any other duos even remotely close. I really hated though that so many people online were calling them gay and by people I mean obviously women. While that show was airing I learnt that women cant understand the idea of 2 men caring so deeply about eachother while not wanting to engage in gay sex.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:59:33 AM
No.213808340
>>213783990
>what am I about to put into my mouth?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:03:18 AM
No.213808412
>>213807564
Stil the best outfit
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:07:35 AM
No.213808500
>>213808555
>>213808120
>I-is Hannibal in love with me?? *blushes*
It was obvious slash fic written by a literal faggot who showed as much as he could get away with on network TV. Cope harder.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:10:01 AM
No.213808555
>>213814528
>>213808500
2 men can love eachother without wanting to have gay sex. You're coping if you disagree at all with that statement. You disagree only because you've never had anyone that meant anything to you
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:14:57 AM
No.213808661
>>213789809
I kept pausing & rewatch the slide sequence to see if you could see nipple
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:30:57 AM
No.213809041
>>213809980
>>213798581
>>213799906
Reddit is now requesting users to submit readIDs so you're not losing out on much
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:54:21 AM
No.213809634
I binge watched it a few months ago and it is funny how much the audience influenced Will and Hannibal just turning into faggots for no reason other vocal tumblerettes shipping them
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:01:25 AM
No.213809802
>>213800600
Mega gay post!!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:07:51 AM
No.213809980
>>213809041
I had a few other posts that were bad for reddit so I can't complain too much. I asked for it. I wrote a bunch of real detailed paragraphs about why the audience basically all female hated the female characters in the show so much and it wasn't because of the writing or anything. It's just because they're hot and they get in the way of will and Hannibal fucking.
Hannibal really is a beautiful show and the majority of the audience because they're all female don't understand any of it because they're so fucking stupid they just want to watch two guys fuck and pretend that they're equal and have the power when they're done watching their crime programs, so they will love doing that all in one
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:16:31 AM
No.213810201
>>213810888
>>213802714
>>213804425
His name is Devilman Crybaby
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:18:02 AM
No.213810247
>>213789647
>hannibal is basically a supervillain
Yes.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:25:57 AM
No.213810428
>>213794473
>A high IQ going insane ... he's in control of his insanity, he can snap back to reality after he's done being insane, he can keep up a facade and convince you into his delusion that he's running the mental asylum and not part of it ... unlike the others.
By definition he cannot will himself in and out of insanity. He's a high functioning psychopath who's held back by his own insanity
>All noblemen are eccentric nutcases due to their upbringing... destroy all those ideals, push a harsh reality onto them and voila! you get a calm calculated madman.
The only difference is if you're rich and crazy you're an eccentric but if you're broke and crazy then you're a madman
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:29:43 AM
No.213810514
>>213795173
I think they didn't have enough meat for either of the two stories so they smushed them together, then realized they STILL didn't have enough story so they padded it with those extended masturbatory artistic scenes. Which is weird given that there's sufficient source material to draw from. Maybe that's why it got canceled.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:34:18 AM
No.213810613
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:46:20 AM
No.213810888
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:07:00 AM
No.213811344
Do people think Fishburne is a bad actor?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:13:00 AM
No.213812637
>>213804994
i kneel at your sarcasm
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:17:26 AM
No.213812701
>>213780407 (OP)
>This is my design.
Having your show cancelled?
I'm remembering how fucked up hannibal was. why did he serve his therapist her own leg again? And i remember the fat gay simp having a murderer boyfriend was funny as fuck
>>213783990
Oh man I don't want to rewatch now. that plus the dying wife story it's a little heartbreaking.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:06:10 AM
No.213813591
>>213813783
>>213816581
Did this shit really air on NBC? That seems crazy to me
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:18:25 AM
No.213813783
>>213813591
They pulled one episode from airing that had kids killing other kids and adults because Sandy Hook happened that week.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:38:06 AM
No.213814112
>>213786793
>I wonder what they would have done with him in a 4th season.
>gets atomized
>survives
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:49:04 AM
No.213814280
>>213815225
Am I the only one who enjoyed S3 prison Hannibal?
He had that evil joviality about him like Hopkins and that very troll-y quality like eating one of those ears or what it was. Hannibal easily makes you forget that Mads has played in a bunch of comedies, he's great with that deadpan stuff.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:58:23 AM
No.213814405
>>213795700
>Alana Bloom was so fucking unbearable
this. and i dont think its even the writing until the lesbo shit starts, its just purely her acting and expressions being cancer inducing.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:08:13 AM
No.213814528
>>213808555
They can. Hannibal and Will are clearly drowning in sexual tension though.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:13:58 AM
No.213814602
>>213780407 (OP)
OMG I love revenge of the clones
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:17:21 AM
No.213814650
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:21:52 AM
No.213814699
I love this show like you wouldn't believe. I'll probably never watch another tv show except for this one.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:23:03 AM
No.213814715
>>213814825
>>213805997
my headcanon is he got it from Winston
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:31:22 AM
No.213814810
>>213785928
Fuller should write it as a comic book
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:32:42 AM
No.213814825
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:37:36 AM
No.213814879
>>213786040
Will had a savior complex, which was fully explored and resolved in the back half of the third season. Through his burgeoning relationship with Hannibal, they both came to see her as a surrogate daughter. Abigail was disgusted by Will but was drawn to Hannibal through her own darkness, which was of course her undoing.
It's the show's central tragedy. Even after Will learned she was a killer and came to find her repugnant through that, he still chose to remember her as the best version of herself, a version which never was and which he never got to see.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:06:26 AM
No.213815225
>>213814280
that part of season 3 is great. Hannibal, Chilton, Will, the red dragon are all great characters.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:08:07 AM
No.213815246
>>213816487
>>213780478
To enjoy the third season you have to realize this show was written by a gay man and this is a yaoi fantasy. If you are here to watch [mystery with supernatural undertones] you are going to get bored like half way through season 2.
That said it's crazy how this was the LAST show I watched that I actually enjoyed. In the last 10 years I have not found a single show interesting and all I do is rewatch old shows. Perhaps it's because this show actually has an arc and ending for the characters instead of persisting forever with unresolved mystery box hooks.
Maybe I need to start picking up books again. I really like the [mystery with supernatural undertones] genre but other then s1 true detective it seems mostly non existent.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:09:53 AM
No.213815265
>>213807564
buy 90s LL Bean
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:11:13 AM
No.213815288
>>213817861
>this is my design
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:11:45 AM
No.213815299
>>213815330
>>213789489
Imagine what you could do without TV or the internet
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:13:58 AM
No.213815330
>>213815571
>>213815299
this reminds of when hannibal was reading a lounds article on his 2010s android tablet. extremely off putting
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:20:13 AM
No.213815411
>>213795611
The boy pussy ends up being too good for Hannibal tho.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:25:26 AM
No.213815485
>>213799128
Hannibal would smell dexter and know he was a killer, giving him the edge. Check m8
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:34:24 AM
No.213815571
>>213815330
I had a little trouble figuring out when all this was supposed to take place.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:35:21 AM
No.213815583
>>213815612
I thought me losing interest in S3 and fast forwarding to the end would be a minority preference, now I see most people consider S3 to be a stinker
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:37:14 AM
No.213815612
>>213815583
Besides fast forwarding to the end being a bitch move, I found it to actually grow on me a second time around.
Originally I stopped after the first or second Red Dragon episode because I still prefer Manhunter to every other version and found it didn't bring something new.
On a rather recent rewatch of the entire show I found it to be ok, and the lead-up to the finale was delightfully insane.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:47:59 AM
No.213815738
>>213780407 (OP)
The series was mid with some kino episodes/moments but Mads cast as Hannibal is one of the best casting choices ever made.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:53:49 AM
No.213815806
>>213799128
Hannibal would rape Dexter
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:54:33 AM
No.213815815
>>213815837
>>213780407 (OP)
i want to fugg him.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:56:06 AM
No.213815837
>>213815849
>>213815815
I want to fugg you.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:57:10 AM
No.213815849
>>213816044
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:09:59 PM
No.213816044
>>213815849
Watch out, he's got a knife!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:13:21 PM
No.213816091
the thing I like most about Mads is that he finds his fame amusing and thinks his fans are hilarious. He's just a working actor like Harrison Ford, but people treat him like some mythical being.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:34:51 PM
No.213816429
>>213816955
>>213812830
>why did he serve his therapist her own leg again?
He didn't. She was afraid he would find her and kill her and she was so wrapped up in his world that she convinced herself that if she offered up a part of herself that he would spare her.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:38:29 PM
No.213816487
>>213818275
>>213815246
>In the last 10 years I have not found a single show interesting and all I do is rewatch old shows. Perhaps it's because this show actually has an arc and ending for the characters instead of persisting forever with unresolved mystery box hooks.
There are definitely good shows out there that fit your description. Get better at finding them.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:39:38 PM
No.213816505
>>213816554
>>213816593
>>213780407 (OP)
I don't remember if it was s2 or 3, but I dropped the show after the annoying reporter/journalist got "revived"
I've never hated a fictional character as much as I hated her
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:42:30 PM
No.213816554
>>213816593
>>213816505
That character is written to be hated
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:42:41 PM
No.213816559
>>213816687
HANNIBALLLL!!!!
WILLIIAAAMMM!!!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:43:41 PM
No.213816581
>>213813591
As long as you avoid buttcrack it's okay.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:44:26 PM
No.213816593
>>213816554
>>213816505
Yes and when you hate a character YOU'RE MEANT TO KILL IT.
Honestly her and Dolores Umbridge were far more hateable than the reporters from Manhunter and Red Dragon.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:49:35 PM
No.213816687
SIR, I AM TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH A FEMALE HERE. >:(
SIR STOP MAKING THIS FEEL AWKWARD
;_; fine I give up, this sex is loveless. You were right htis bloodmoon is beautiful. I want you Hannibal !! You're rich and handsome and always wear a suit and comb your hair unlike these 2 femoids.
Fatlard Twilight femois: Yes yes hate my mother, hate women, gay love triumphs!!
>Let's kill the femoids watching us -_-
Femoids: NOOOOO!!! This isn't how my fanfiction is supposed to go like!! Nooo you were supposed to fuck!! there's no such thing as brothers, even sisters hate the living shit out of each other and grab each other's hair like a screeching bat!!! people of the same gender cannot be this close together!!!
>>213816559
Yeah like I've said before. I've seen some twisted bromance in my time, but this TV series ... this fucking TV series is something else...
>Will & Hannibal stare at paintings together
If this were 2 women then everyone would flip out that they actually wrote 2 women sitting together without pulling each other's hair ... until the next scene when they attempt to kill each other again.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:54:21 PM
No.213816772
Bro are you having sex?
Bro you know she doesn't love you.
My slut here is too naive and your slut there is using you to make a baby.
They're both redneck bitches who don't appreciate art like you and me. C'mon let me teach you art, bro. Let's watch the bloodmoon together, brosef.
DESU both are illogical because I'm a high-functioning psychopath who loves and you're an antisocial introvert.
To be honest I, Hannibal am a gigantic Gary Stu who should have fucking died at the end of season 2 or at least lost an arm and Will Graham is too fucking weak in this series, he should have been the one to beat the shit out of Hannibal in season 3, not Morpheus who's really badly written in here.
Also the actor playing Graham here is like a mixture between a boyscout like the one from Red Dragon and a dishelved thug from Manhunter, he's stuck in transition just like the actor playing Hannibal in the TV Series.
And don't get me started on the Clarice actress in the TV series if I thought Hannibal 2001's Clarice was bad then this one ... ughghhhghghh bargain bin dollar store is too much said. And don't get me started on the blind woman. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:05:55 PM
No.213816955
>>213812830
>>213816429
That Celine Dion looking bastard was the smartest character on the show before they forced her to come back for no reason other than "Hannibal is JUST THAT charismatic". Her backstory could have been told without her returning and she could have been a major antagonist against Hannibal, but fuck that Hannibal must be our precious Gary Stu cause that's the name of the series, this isn't Naruto where we treat him like shit and steal 50% of his screentime away from him, why is Graham the main character again?
>Being so afraid to die you're willing to live without a foot
-_- these shallow pseuds are something else... TV Series writers really need to go a psyiatrist themselves and be analyze for how dull they are.
>She "kills" her patient which ends up choking to death by himself due to Hannibal hypnotizing him with LE FLASHING LIGHTS I shit you not.
Uhh yeah rednecks do that all the time with their chickens. Not a true sadist, a true sadist would leave you to choke by yourself and not call anyone. But of course only cowardly primitive rednecks shoot a dying dog. Real intellectuals want nothing to do with that and just leave the dog alone to die by himself since it's not their fucking problem.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:06:33 PM
No.213816964
>>213792510
I literally thought the guy on the right was black wtf
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:07:27 PM
No.213816979
>>213817047
so how did hannibal make miriam think she's being mind fucked by chilton, used voice recordings?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:10:12 PM
No.213817016
>>213817059
Working hours
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:12:11 PM
No.213817047
>>213816979
MKUltra tier methods
it was established that hannibal and chilton together developed their flashing light method.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:13:12 PM
No.213817059
>>213817090
>>213817720
>>213817016
>Working hours
I dont have a job
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:14:56 PM
No.213817090
>>213817059
This is my design.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:15:08 PM
No.213817091
>>213812830
That whole thing involving that ping pong Jonah hill was good, glad he killed him
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:16:08 PM
No.213817106
>>213807564
Tighty whiteys
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:53:03 PM
No.213817628
>>213817707
>>213818429
This show is drugs for people into mental domination and manipulation and sexual predator prey dynamics etc, the elegance is just the cherry on top. I just started watching this in july and now im on season 3 episode 2. Are there any movies that are similar? Not the cannibal stuff per se but the other stuff i mentioned
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:58:26 PM
No.213817707
>>213817762
>>213817628
50 Shades of Grey should be right up your alley
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:59:11 PM
No.213817720
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:02:48 PM
No.213817762
>>213817876
>>213817707
Kek maybe, its written by a woman though so i just always assumed it was bad
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:09:21 PM
No.213817861
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:10:07 PM
No.213817876
>>213818516
>>213817762
You already professed you're into shit, so....
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:23:10 PM
No.213818081
>>213780407 (OP)
>blatant yaoishit
>insanely kino (before S3)
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:35:49 PM
No.213818275
>>213818442
>>213816487
>There are definitely good shows out there that fit your description. Get better at finding them.
Name 5
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:47:18 PM
No.213818429
>>213818516
>>213817628
Primal Fear (1996), but this is about the person at the bottom manipulating the one at the top. a bit of role reversal
The Girl on the Train (2016)
Whiplash (2014)
Side Effects (2013)
The Reader (2008)
The Piano Teacher (2001)
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:48:20 PM
No.213818442
>>213819005
>>213818275
what is your criteria?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:52:54 PM
No.213818516
>>213818629
>>213819716
>>213817876
Ah yes, yet here you are in this thread, about a show soaked in the subject, projecting your insecurities onto me, oh no no no but let me just guess youre only here just to shitpost and troll right? Right of course you are ;)
>>213818429
ohh thanks! ill watch one of these right now
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:00:28 PM
No.213818629
>>213818665
>>213818516
damn son you're butthurt
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:03:18 PM
No.213818665
>>213818696
>>213818629
You got caught thot
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:05:06 PM
No.213818696
>>213818665
butthurt AND projecting? damn son
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:05:32 PM
No.213818704
>>213818753
280+ posts and not a single example of the gay shit you insist is present
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:08:35 PM
No.213818753
>>213819569
>>213818704
The second season literally ends with Will denying Hannibal's advances of eloping.
The third season literally ends with both in an embrace.
It has a bunch of dykes in it with the dyke sex being shown.
Watch it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:21:54 PM
No.213819005
>>213818442
I'm just asking the anon to name 5 shows better if they exist. TV largely sucks ass.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:48:01 PM
No.213819569
>>213819661
>>213818753
Well, I only watched season 1 so Iโll just have to take your word for it. Doesnโt seem necessarily gay if you consider that Hannibal is a manipulative psychopath. Maybe Hannibal was just being controlling and creepy?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:53:10 PM
No.213819661
>>213819919
>>213819569
>Maybe Hannibal was just being controlling and creepy?
That's how he generally was, but how would it exclude any gayness?
Anon, are you a homosexual?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:55:49 PM
No.213819716
>>213818516
Secretary
Cape Fear
Drive and Only God Forgives can also scratch that itch a little bit.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:07:38 PM
No.213819919
>>213820016
>>213820928
>>213819661
>how would it exclude any gayness
Because Hannibal being gay is not alluded to in the source material.
>are you gay
No.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:54 PM
No.213819949
gay thread
just like the show
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:12:23 PM
No.213820016
>>213819919
>source material.
Well, this is a fanfic, if you didn't notice, so the source material is pretty irrelevant.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:00:46 PM
No.213820928
>>213819919
In the Foreward to Red Dragon, Harris characterizes Hannibal as an actual entity who was able to perceive him. He was supernatural from the beginning, having powers of persuasion to the point he convinced Multiple Miggs to swallow his own tongue. In the book Hannibal, he's pretty strongly identified with Lucifer.
As many of us know, Lucifer/Satan is kind of like the patron saint for witchcraft and freemasonry, which is just about as gay as it gets. So Hannibal's homoeroticism is hardly a stretch imo.
him killing his fat patient in front of the black one was sad
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:04:13 PM
No.213820984
>>213821010
>>213820958
Franklin was such an obnoxious cuck
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:04:41 PM
No.213820996
>>213821010
>>213820958
Really? i was relieved since he was so fucking annoying lmao
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:05:22 PM
No.213821010
>>213821022
>>213821136
>>213820996
>>213820984
he was just a little mentally ill which is why he's seeing a therapist too bad he got satan
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:06:09 PM
No.213821022
>>213821136
>>213821010
Therapists hate basedboys just like everybody else in the world.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:11:46 PM
No.213821136
>>213821010
>seeing a therapist instead of just doubling down on your mentally ill skill tree min maxxing it until its refined to your liking
>>213821022
kek this
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:20:44 PM
No.213821310
>>213820958
it was over the moment he put his tissue onto the table
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:17:14 PM
No.213822472
>>213822759
>>213822472
The black man arc was so retarded, not even anime is this insane
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:37:51 PM
No.213822831
>>213822759
i like how the serial killers are all narcissists and do turf wars. hannibal killing fatty is like fucking tobias's bitch
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:39:21 PM
No.213822867
>>213822980
>>213822759
I cringed so much when this shit was seriously happening in front of me. It was bad but I kept watching, Mads and the food porn scenes were just too good.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:45:13 PM
No.213822980
>>213822759
>>213822867
I thought it was average, if anything i liked it because he fought with hannibal hand to hand which was badass, im sure we could agree the fucking mecha cave bear arc was worse
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:46:04 PM
No.213822998
>>213823015
>>213823045
>>213820958
The fat guy was so damn fuckable. You just know you could do anything you wanted to him as long as you have the faintest amount of care afterwards. You could choke him with your cock until he saw stars and he would be fine with it if you kissed him on the cheek afterwards. Hell, you could just praise him a little and heโd be putty in your hands.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:46:39 PM
No.213823015
>>213823197
>>213822998
yeah its time for this thread to die
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:48:06 PM
No.213823045
>>213823197
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:56:20 PM
No.213823197
>>213823209
>>213823436
>>213823015
>>213823045
You canโt convince me that it wouldnโt be fun for a while. If he gets too annoying you could lock him up in a closet and not have any problems. When he pushes too much you push the abuse more and unleash the hate you have for him until he leaves.
It would feel so good.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:56:55 PM
No.213823209
>>213823282
>>213823197
and niggas will say hannibal isnt for gay people
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:00:55 PM
No.213823282
>>213823502
>>213823209
One day, when you meet a fat and feeble person, youโll know my urges. This isnโt about the show. This is about this particular type of person.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:08:50 PM
No.213823436
>>213823657
>>213823197
You're supposed to do that to women
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:12:28 PM
No.213823502
>>213823657
>>213823282
I think im gona barf
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:19:07 PM
No.213823657
>>213823860
>>213823436
Women with that personality are awful to be around.
>>213823502
We do a small amount of trolling around here.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:27:14 PM
No.213823860
>>213823657
That's why you lock them in a closet and abuse them into submission.
You're right though. I did that shit once with a weird furry woman who was obsessed with me and I could only deal with it for a couple months. Being a dom is burdensome.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:33:48 PM
No.213824016
>>213824403
This is the last post in the thread.
That is my design
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:50:16 PM
No.213824403