They’re not as good as you remember

>>213780744 (OP)
batman begins was better than i remembered
the dark knight was much worse than i remembered
the dark knight rises was exactly as shit as i remembered

>>213780744 (OP)
Batman begins is better than dark knight

>>213780744 (OP)
i don't remember them being very good in the first place

>>213780744 (OP)
>They’re not as good as you remember

>watched recently
>they're actually... better
>for you

Shit: the trilogy

>>213780790

>>213780744 (OP)
Yes they are, nigger. I rewatched the trilogy earlier this year and only the third one doesn't hold up that good, but the memes save it. BB and TDK are still the best cinematic incarnation of Batman, and will probably never be topped. Cope and dilate.

>>213780769
The Dark Knight is a bad movie with about 10 amazing scenes of dialogue and a great final scene. It's literally the joker movie and seeing his worldview that he sells so well the entire movie fail in the climax is great. Other than that the movie is boring as hell.

>>213780744 (OP)
Cape shit that took itself so seriously it hurt

>>213780744 (OP)
I am

>>213780823
They're shitty colorblind Nolan movies that are exactly the same as Tenet and Inception and Memento and Oppenheimer and etc and etc, you could cut and paste scenes from other Nolan slop and Nolan gooners could never tell it's from a different movie

>>213780744 (OP)
They came out in a more innocent time. They paled in comparison to the Raimi Spider-Man trilogy and the Xmen trilogy but they stood on their own as serious and good Batman movies. You could at least tell what the story was, what the heroes and villains motivations were, unlike man of steel and BvS

>>213780744 (OP)
rises is the best one because it's the least pretentious of the three

>>213780744 (OP)
begins is just a good solid action flick
tdr is kino for 2/3, ending is terrible
the fire rises is meme kino, much more enjoyment from this piece of shit over the years

>"When I was in Burma, I saw a tangerine."

>>213783199
You saw the cia in burma sam?

The Dark Knight is OBJECTIVELY one of the best (if not THE best) action films of all time. You don't even need to see the previous film to enjoy it.

>>213780744 (OP)
you're right
>they're better

>>213783307
kek
no it's not, it's Nolanslop and if you think about any of it for 2 seconds it falls apart

>>213783307
>best action film
>all the action scenes are terrible
James Cameron didn't for this crap.

>>213783307
>OBJECTIVELY
No such thing, everything is subjective. Anecdotal, my cousin absolutely despises The Godfather, he finds it slow, boring and way too long.

>>213780744 (OP)
Nolan is just incapable of filming large-scale fight scenes.

>>213783394
this was so fucking stupid

>>213780769
This is the correct ranking.

Why the fuck did Nolan thought it was a good idea to have Batman doing the coarse chainsmoker voice thing?
I can't take these movies seriously anymore because everytime Batman opens his mouth itt sounds like he's mentally ill.

>>213783448
The bat-voice is probably the most unintentionally funny thing that came out of this trilogy. I bet Nolan and Bale thought it sounded badass and intimidating, but the end result is pretty goofy.

>>213783394
>akshually if you pick apart the super hero movie about a billionaire that dresses up as a bat there's HUGE plot holes
i don't think the batwing was realistic either!! someone tell cinemasins so he can dunk on this nolan hack with facts and logic!!!!!

yeah they were a bit silly when you think about it

>>213783534
such an ugly design

>>213783515
>>213783448
the voice came from Christian bale.
he explained that the voice was the only way he could justify to himself dressing like a ridiculous bat.
on the interview he said that when he was in the suit he needed to do the monster voice to become Batman

>>213783448
Good morning!

>>213783534
>sar please watch the Star Citizen Batman sar

>>213783587
What a huge fucking faggot. I thought pretending was his job? Reminds me of Tom Welling refusing to wear the Superman suit in Smallville, and then he would rather appear in some weird ass Matrix cosplay.

Some actors shouldn't be in this business.

Anons is this true? Would an IRL Batman be unmasked and gang raped by the cartel?

>>213783626
That wasn't Welling's choice. It was the showrunners and writers, and it was to keep the plots and effects more in-line with the budget. The melodrama worked because the show got like 10 seasons, a comic book, and spawned an entire reboot franchise which lasted just as long.

>>213783658
Actually it was. He said he refused to wear the suit because he signed on to play Clark Kent, not Superman, in a show about young teen Clark and not superhero Clark. He even refused to wear it in the last episode. I's cringe.

>>213783534
>THIS BATMAN IS A MASTERPIECE
>actually it's retarded
>I-it's a movie for children, you can't judge it as a real f-film d-dude

>>213783534
the funny thing about this trilogy, especially The Dark Knight, is that the fanboys want it both ways:
>it's a masterpiece, a crime drama that transcends the genre
you point out all the glaring the flaws
>it's just a comic book movie, bro, it's not a crime drama

>>213783534
this, so much this

>>213783725
>>213783658
he even refused to wear it recently when he was back as old clark. that's why he has no powers and is with family.

>>213783626
it's kinda like how Robert pattison wouldn't smile or act happy in twilight.
shit on twilight all you want. but you're paid millions to do a job.
in the books Edward is not as emo or depressed. but Robert wanted to play him like an emo psycho.
they almost fired him because he would smile.

then to piss everyone off, he stopped showering

>I have a dream Bruce
>that one day in Italy I'll see you at a cafe being longhoused with mediocre children, rather than you constantly push yourself mentally and physically to tackle dangerous criminals ruining your hometown
And this is why you've always been a slave Alfred

>>213780744 (OP)
They're exactly as good as I remember. Decent but not great.

>>213780865
No it didn’t

>>213784405
His whole act was just ripping of Angel from buffy.

>>213780744 (OP)
And still best capeshit movies there is.

>>213780790
This, always thought they were mid and the hype was really fucking gay.

>>213780744 (OP)
I've been rewatching them every year and they are still better than any capeslops produced in the last decade.

>>213780744 (OP)
Begins on rewatch has some really dumb dialogue. Gunn-tier stuff. But everything else is still great, and is still the best superhero origin movie ever.
Knight's script is much stronger but it loses all of the sauce. Nolan can't shoot for shit so the giant empty city streets looked just like that. The Begins set design was on point.
People who prefer Begins are spiritual Snyderfags, they appreciate aesthetics over good writing. But its capeshit maybe they're right.
I haven't been able to bring myself to rewatch Rises aside from Bane clips on youtube. 12 year old me played the shit out of that mobile game though.

>>213780744 (OP)
superhero movies still haven't reached the peak of these and the first couple Iron Mans. over a dozen years later and it's mostly been downhill

Definitely not, and Begins is the best. I watched these two weeks ago. TDK is filled with awful awkward exposition, and the boat scenes and other scenes near the end are just terrible. TDKR is just unintentionally hilarious in many parts. Begins is the only decent one.

>>213785924
I hate how they put so much effort into giving Gotham a unique run down vibe in Begins only to completely give up later and make it a run of the mill NYC/Chicago hybrid in TDK.

And Rises is just egregious with shots of Manhattan skyline every 15 minutes

TDK is a better movie, but Begins aesthetic is unmatched

>>213780823
>BB and TDK are still the best cinematic incarnation of Batman
holy retard. Burton mogs Noland so hard. Nolan is just making a terrible imiation of Heat with all its seriousness, but with guys dressed as bats and clowns thrown in, and retarded dialogue and pseudo-philosophical situations added too.

>>213786679
>Burton mogs Noland so hard.
Burton is a hack who made Batman boring.

>>213784405
>then to piss everyone off, he stopped showering
based Pattinson, he knew they were all faggots

>>213780744 (OP)
I'm glad we finally got a good DC movie in Superman so people can see how shit these really are

I actually really liked the chase scene in The Dark Knight and come back to watch it again frequently; I like the action, the guns, the explosions. It has really good pacing and tension building. The music does a lot for it as well and I feel that's something that's over looked in these films; the theme song is present throughout but its not something quite memorable like the "march" that the Burton films theme was.
I do and I don't like the depiction of Gotham in these movies. I understand that the films are a lot more grounded in realism, but Gotham is meant to be a character unto itself. These movies made Chicago look grey and drab, despite it being an improvement over the sound stages that the sets of Gotham were built on and outside Pinewood.
There's a good grittiness and edge that Batman needed to kickstart a reboot of a franchise in the publics collective consciousness that was so far removed and divorced from the previous takes that these movies do well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_GmfTPYEc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BmLvIjyMd4

>They're not as good as you remember.
The Bane scene is the finest piece of cinema known to this board.

I watched them for the first time this year. They were pretty bad. If this is the best capeshit has to offer then the entire genre is pretty much worthless.

>>213786855
Raimi Spiderman, Burton Batman, and Ironman 1 are all much better than this Nolanslop.

How do you feel that we'll never get a The Dark Night Returns adaptation now that they've fucked it up with BVS?

>>213780769
fpbp

>>213780744 (OP)
Never watched them cape slopper.

>>213783448
Keaton and Kilmer changed their voice when in Batmode. Clooney didn't for some reason. Never seen Affleck so I dunno about him.

Bale's was terrible, he sounded like a girl with flu.

>>213786945
don't forget Donner Superman

>Batman Begins
Two different stories mashed together. The one with the Scarecrow was better.
>TDK
Joker is one step ahead of everybody for 120 minutes

Peak of capeshit, lol.

>>213786945
>Raimi Spiderman, Burton Batman, and Ironman 1
All them are considerably worse than Nolan's films.

>>213787028
Affleck's batman has a voice modulator thing in his helmet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwiNzV6QMog

>>213787091
This is what gets me about Anti-TDK cucks. They call it bad but then list out slop that have aged far worse. The revisionism around Spiderman 3 is especially galling.

>>213780909
You're too retarded to understand the use of color in Nolan films.

>>213787091
>>213787109
you have to be literally retarded to think anything about Nolanbat is better than Burton or Raimi's films. There's no point in even responding to that opinion further, because you're too far gone.

>>213787091
LMAO

>>213787225
>you have to be literally retarded to think anything about Nolanbat is better than Burton or Raimi's films.
The weakest element of Nolan films is action and even there Burton sucks harder lmao. Oh yeah, worst use of the joker as well. You have a character like joker and what do you have him do as his master plan? Kidnap the hero's girl. Lame as fucking shit.

>>213787296
>he prefers edgy cuts his arms with razor blades emo joker
lol Ledger's Joker was cringe as fuck

>>213787229
Are you laughing that he made fun of your super hero movie?

>>213787316
Kek, just remember that Ledger is overwhelmingly considered better than Nicholson.

Roger Ebert on Burton slop. 2/4 stars.
>The Gotham City created in “Batman” is one of the most distinctive and atmospheric places I’ve seen in the movies. It’s a shame something more memorable doesn’t happen there. “Batman” is a triumph of design over story, style over substance – a great-looking movie with a plot you can’t care much about. All of the big moments in the movie are pounded home with ear-shattering sound effects and a jackhammer cutting style, but that just serves to underline the movie’s problem, which is a curious lack of suspense and intrinsic interest.
Ebert on CHADman Begins
>I said this is the Batman movie I’ve been waiting for; more correctly, this is the movie I did not realize I was waiting for, because I didn’t realize that more emphasis on story and character and less emphasis on high-tech action was just what was needed. The movie works dramatically in addition to being an entertainment. There’s something to it.

>>213787371
Ebert on Burton slop returns 2/4 stars.
>Perhaps I would have enjoyed Batman more if the movie had been about someone else, perhaps one of those Marvel superheroes who frankly concede their personal inadequacies. I can admire the movie on many levels, but I cannot accept it as Batman. And I was disappointed that the disjointed plot advanced so unsteadily, depriving us of the luxury of really caring about the outcome.

>It is a common theory that when you have a hero, like James Bond, Superman or Batman, in a continuing series, it’s the villain that gives each movie its flavor. “Batman” had the Joker, played by Jack Nicholson, to lend it energy, but the Penguin is a curiously meager and depressing creature; I pitied him, but did not fear him or find him funny. The genius of Danny DeVito is all but swallowed up in the paraphernalia of the role. “Batman Returns” is odd and sad, but not exhilarating.
Ebert on The CHAD Knight 4/4 stars.
>“Batman” isn’t a comic book anymore. Christopher Nolan’s “The Dark Knight” is a haunted film that leaps beyond its origins and becomes an engrossing tragedy. It creates characters we come to care about. That’s because of the performances, because of the direction, because of the writing, and because of the superlative technical quality of the entire production. This film, and to a lesser degree “Iron Man,” redefine the possibilities of the “comic-book movie

>>213783906
that's what I call tactical nihilism, and people that do that really suck

>>213787296
>I know, I'll lick my lips and suck my teeth, because I'm teh cuhrazy clown villain, hehehe
ledger was gay and embarrassing. Jack BTFO'd him.

>>213787371
>Cuckbert's opinion
>having any meaning outside reddit
absolute lmao, you're really convincing everyone Nolanslop is amazing lol

>>213780744 (OP)
>>213780769
>>213780792
The Dark Knight is a shite movie people pretend to like because Ledger heroed. That said, his suicide is odd;Malcolm McDowell played a similar character without killing himself. The film has laughable action, boring characters, dumb dialogue, and a nonsensical idiot plot full of bored idiots. IRL mob would have just shot the joker and be done with it.


The Dark Knight Rises is even dumber movie. The intro scene is retarded, IRL CIA wouldn't just believe Marketta man, IRL entire police department wouldn't just enter the sewers etc. Action is even worse somehow.


Batman begins is also dumb. Batman just took out entire castle full of ninjas with smol explosion? LMAO

>>213787850
>Jack Nichlson.....uh let me act like myself and put 0 effort in.
Literally no one gives a rats ass about Nicholson's joker beyond a few boomer retards with rose tinted glasses, lmao.

>>213787868
Kek, seething dimwit upset his favourite films are considered boring slop by Ebert.

>>213780744 (OP)
the dark knight is mk ultra levels of deception to accept Unironically, corporate power above state, surveillance and Jokers nihilism which was catastrophic for the country.

Batman Begins is the best film in the trilogy, TDKR is an embrassment, nolan should be ashamed. It is however clear intelligence agencies got more involved end of W bush and Obama

>>213787925
>a bunch of normoids like a shit film and character from 2008, therefore it's... le GOOD
you must win a lot of arguments in the courtroom, you're probably a partner at the law firm where you work.

>>213788484
>This boomer slop is le good... because I say so O.K
Better than you fag.