Why do American men age like this?

>>213781271 (OP)
They just do that, but you do look like a genius for pointing that out

Ever been to Wisconsin? Beer, cheese, and sausage is all they have.

>>213781271 (OP)
GOOD MORNING SAAR

>>213781271 (OP)
>Self employed
>Drinking on the job
>Successful
If only most could accomplish the same...

>>213781271 (OP)
Why do foreigners obsess over their betters?

>>213781271 (OP)
Jay is aging really well, probably in part because he is caring about his physical health and appearance to attract younger men.
Mike is slavic, they're known to become blob fish as they age.

>>213781271 (OP)
Mike fucks a redhead braphog and dgaf and Jay looks fine

>>213781315
Tell me everything bad about Wisconsin immediately so I don't move there.

>>213781553
Its pretty based there if you like nice white people and snow

>>213781553
winter
rust
you're basically a canadian

Don't like reddit letter media but that's unironically not that bad for early 20's to mid to late 40's

Rich doesn't drink and he's aging the worst out of all of them.

>>213781271 (OP)
No one ages well anymore because stars of the world is in shambles

>>213781372
>successful
>earn 20 grand a month from e begging split between at least 3 people with additional collaborators
>already exposed as clueless hacks and still 20 years from retirement
They will be forced to go back filming weddings within ten years guaranteed

>>213781271 (OP)
>why do people age normally
High quality of health care, albeit expensive?
Mike looks pretty damn good for a man who's abused his liver every day of his life for 40 adult years, and Jay looks fantastic.

>>213781271 (OP)
its true we age faster
we don't get 30 weeks of paid vaca a year
luckily, tariffs will soon balance the scales

>>213781271 (OP)
Age? I dont know, is it the fucking fountain of youth over there?

>>213781271 (OP)
>Why do American men age like this?

Mike got fat. Aside from that I don't think either of them have aged particularly poorly. If anything Jay looks like less of a dweeb than he used to.

>>213781271 (OP)
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>>213782030
What television or film is this?

>>213781994
Some thought it was in Florida.

>>213782059
https://redlettermedia.vhx.tv/products/gorilla-interrupted-how-not-to-make-a-movie-1

>>213781271 (OP)

>>213782371
>black kid

lol accurate

>>213781271 (OP)
It's called aging.

>be Jay
>realize you had a Chad in you all along but wasted it by spending your younger years looking like a dork. As sad as it may look now, Mike did it right, lived his youth as a Chad, and let it go to hell as you approach middle age, when nobody cares, and in fact the "strongfat daddy" look is probably just as likely to attract younger women as Jay's "cute nonthreatening older guy/boy band member" thing, while being much easier to maintain.

>>213782059
Space Cop

>>213782566
Jay was never a chad, isn't one now, and never had the potential to be.

>>213782842
At least is not a chud

ENHANCE

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