What's goin on big guy?

Majority of the new season was boring but the AI sketch was absolute kino

>>213782184 (OP)
>Sam: "Im the master of trolling bro. No one can understand my level of meta irony! I'm unstoppable!"
>"Heh, make a Gorilla nest."
>Sam: "F-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"

>>213782213
My ultimate realization with these guys is that none of them, not even Nick (often cited as "the funny one"), graduated above "high school class clown" level. They're that goofy kid you knew in class that somehow managed to make his classmates laugh to get them to like him. The kid you imagined might grow up to be a comedian, but like just about every class clown, these guys never really did.
Even putting them in a standup routine situation, they behave exactly how you would expect your resident class clown to act. Sam unprofessionally relied on reading his jokes off paper for years even.
And that's the thing, these guys aren't professionals. Put them next to a professional comedian and well, you know how that looks.
Somehow they've managed to create this larp cult of completely faking it because their autistic dick riders can't tell the difference and that they stole all their jokes from imageboards. And then avoided being exposed as frauds, until now.
No wonder Sam considers Joe Rogan his saving grace, Joe is of the mindset that you can actually be a comedian if you just declare you are and hump a stool on a stage, and everyone will believe you. It's a delusion. And Sam thought he could trick Rogan the same ways Jews think they can trick God by swinging chickens around to transfer their sins or some shit.

>>213782184 (OP)
Rape.

>>213782243
So what should we have occupational licensing for comedians now? wtf is a professional comedian? Some in mainstream films? Like Seth Rogan?

>>213782312
>wtf is a professional comedian?
The opposite of Sam Hyde. Being funny for starters.

>>213782287
>Seth Rogan
The bar for comedy in the 2000s was painfully low. I still don't know how he is still famous in any capacity.

Sam, what's going on big guy? You just FAILED to make any good content for a DECADE straight. Maybe it's time you get the twigs together...

>>213782213
Every sketch with Erik was excellent, dude is just a complete natural.

>>213782499
A complete natural at rehashing the same sketches from 10 years ago but stretched out to twice the length...

report all eceleb threads as off topic

>>213782989
Afraid we may mention Sam is a famous stalker?

I wonder how many death now girls he saw

>>213782213
OH NOOOOOO DEY MAKA RACYIST COMPUTAHH

samuel wouldnt be able to sit still on joeys podcast
the dudes on meth or the spectrum

Sam Hyde causes so much seething. It's great. That's why I like him
You can even see it ITT right now. Wonderful

>>213783978
Yeah a lot of his dickriders went into full seethe gigacope when Sam exposed himself as a fraud on Harland's podcast and James Price confirmed most of the negative rumors about him.

How to watch this

>>213782184 (OP)
MARKY

>>213782184 (OP)
how do you go from this to getting raped on air by 65yo unc?

>>213784259
By ceasing to be funny and trying to be a serious life advice Budget Tate for fatherless zoomers and alphas.

>>213783978
>Are they funny?
>Uh no
>Are they thoughtful?
>Uh no
>So what makes him good?
>Uhhh he like makes other people angry and that is cool to me for some reason

You sound like a highschool girl

>>213784337
NTA but he's funny sometimes, but is heavily reliant on the others. Sort of a "sum of their parts" kinda thing, with Sam probably being the weakest part of the sum but an integral part nonetheless.

>>213783978
average hydefag ideals
>i don't care if he's a groomer he makes people mad so i'll suck his COCK so hecking based!

>>213784470
The only thing Sam is integral to is ensuring the other MDE guys could never have normal entertainment careers. They all would have been 100% better off if WP was never made and they went with the other show they were intending to pitch without Sam.

>>213784557
women are pathetic lmao

imagine losing your virginity and getting abused by scam hyde lmao

marky simps on suicide watch

>>213782287

>>213782287
>>213784642
Gigachad vs fat Trotsky. It was never even a fight.

>>213784641
Ive never actually seen a Marky simp. People just bring her up because Sam doesn't want her brought up, it's a prolonged Streisand effect. If Sam addressed the issue publicly I guarantee it would pretty much stop.

>>213785382
pretty sure she was a 4chan egirl before she got bandwagoned into fucking hyde lmao

It's so weird how the Scam Kyke shill threads have been slower and less frequent as of late. You'd think he could keep paying the jeets to do it with glownigger Thiel's money, but I guess that is running out too.

>>213784557
>>213784337
>>213784120
Case in point. Look at all this rabid seething
LOL

>>213785614
The Harland incident pretty much drove him into hiding and he's waiting for it to blow over.

>>213785672
>3 fishbucks have been added to your account

>>213782213
This was the highlight for me and really anything starring Charls besides that one scene.

>>213785760
Sometimes you gotta check before the ding, to see if your foods done, know what I'm saying?

>>213784557
What even is a groomer to you people? It's increasingly clear Zoomers are afraid of Millennials with resources, like an apartment or their own car for starters.

>>213785774
The votes, they're in..it doesn't look good..the votes.

>>213782213
too ma money
too ma money righ naow

>>213785866
It's not complicated. Manipulating anyone under 18 for sex is grooming. And the older you are over 18 the less and less forgivable it is and the more likely you'll be accused of being a pedo.

>>213785954
I had a guy (25) yesterday tell me I was a pedo because I (36) wanted to ask a woman (18) to lunch. That's what I'm talking about. When did you people start caring so much about other people's personal lives. It's jealousy disguised as morality and sooner or later you'll be there too.

>>213785998
>I (36) wanted to ask a woman (18) to lunch

>>213786020
So it's jealousy then, right?

>>213785998
Zoomers are hyper sensitive to it yes. Imagine if she was 16 though.

>>213786073
>>213785954
When I was 15 I fucked another 15, if there is grass on the field play ball. The age is a legality, if you follow the law who cares what some faggot leftist thinks? If Sam actually committed a crime he'd be buried under the jail, but obviously he didn't so go die gay why don't you?

>>213786142
>if you follow the law who cares what some faggot leftist thinks?
Leftists and trannies love the idea of grooming kids. Imagine if you were 30.

>>213786262
It's always a projection of some sort.

>>213785998
I was 29 and went out with a 19yo I worked with, it made some zoomer guy at work absolutely seethe and say it was creepy but neither of us cared. It didn't work out ultimately but it was a fun couple of months.

The point is don't give a fuck what some retards think.

>>213786429
I really don't, its just that the trend makes me sick because I know in less than ten years from now these seething male feminists will find some morally-justified way to go back on their word and do exactly the same thing I'm trying to do. It's human nature. They think they are the first ones to experience life and have an opinion on something but they are the dumbest and lamest group of weaklings I've ever encountered.

So has hamas piker beat this fascist up already or is he still a pussy?

>>213786715
Hasan is too busy being a bigger antisemite than Sam to bother. As stupid and hypocritical as Hasan is, it's rather pathetic that he can articulate his positions in more depth than Sam can of his.

>>213786622
>these seething male feminists will find some morally-justified way to go back on their word and do exactly the same thing
Male feminists are just incels that try to be 'moral'. They struggle as it is with women at their age now and will only struggle more as they get older.

>>213786728
being able to get his point across that he's a fucking retard through slobbering over corporate cock and taking it in the ass from yemeni queers is quite impressive

>>213786728
>he can articulate his positions in more depth than Sam can of his.
The other day he was suggesting people harm Ethan's wife because she's an IDF veteran.

>>213786755
did he get a 1 day ban on his day off again? Or did his twitch daddy let him off scott free again?

>>213786715
Hasan has meltdowns anytime Sam is mentioned, so I doubt that fight is ever coming. Some guy asked him at a convention once and he was absolutely seething. I don't even know how the Sam and Hasan are connected or if they've ever even met, yet somehow Hasan just seems to freakout about him.

Sam is like a boogeyman to Hasan and Idubbbz, it's really strange. He'd also only ever interacted with Idubbbz a decade prior (just once too) before that documentary thing happened, but he stayed rent free in Idubbbz head for all that time.

>>213786777
>Hasan
>banned
Lol.

>>213785998
I remember when I was about 30 talking to another 30 yo guy, somehow we mentioned that it'd be awkward to hook up with an 18 yo girl, and that we wouldn't do it. I don't care if another adult wants to hook up with another adult, it's just not quite for me personally to do that with someone 12 years younger.

>>213786808
I've had the same but we usually agree hookups are fun and everyone knows that's all it's about, but dating properly is what we consider weird. Idk. I personally feel 18 is too immature and retarded, so I tend to go for 22+ most of the time.

>>213786808
But why do you care? **Because you were told to.**

>>213786792
sorry 'temporary ban' like when he supported human traffickers and terrorists in a retarded attempt to garner a middle east following

>>213786829
>hookups are fun
>dating is weird
So, you think having sex with a young woman is fine, but protecting her and taking care of her as a devoted partner is weird? I hope we have a war soon on American soil.

>>213786844
Genuinely no. I've always been to "individualistic" and dismissed socially acceptable "rules" unless I don't personally agree with. I just personally thought when I was 30 it'd be weird to fuck an 18 yo. I'm 39 and would hook up with a 25 yo though, because they're more mature than an 18 yo I guess.

>>213786895
>protecting her and taking care of her
Protect her from what? Having a job? Taking care of her financially? You make it sound like babysitting, which is weird, yes.

>>213782287
>sam, whats going on big guy? Ya flipped my desk.

>>213786963
>babysitting
And there it is. Thanks for playing.

>>213786975
>relationships are just babysitting
Thanks for confirming.

>>213786895
>>213786975
what was your point here? this just makes hookups sound like the more mature decision for both parties

>>213787011
Hookups are legitimately homosexual behavior.

>>213787061
Even after all this time, there are some posts that still manage to give me a hearty kek.

>>213787100
If you actually had that much sex you would know how gay you sound.

>>213782184 (OP)
Just got the urge to start building my nest for the night…

>>213785954
>>213786073
>>213782184 (OP)
>the marky posting has only begun

>>213782184 (OP)
N E S T E D
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>>213783978
You been raped? You post like you have.

>>213787061
Yes, having sex with an attractive woman without being in a relationship is le gay. Your smart.

>>213787199
>Your smart
Enjoy AIDS, doofus.

>>213785382
>People just bring her up because Sam doesn't want her brought up, it's a prolonged Streisand effect.
Sam literally never mentions it, this is not what a streisand effect means, that would be if he keeps saying "don't mention that" "stop talking about that", he only responded once and ignored it all the other times

>>213787215
>thinks it wasn't spelled that way intentionally
You are vary smart.

>>213787235
>You are actually the dumb guy, see. I trick you.
Not as bad as society did you, literal faggot.

daily reminder there are paid shills on this website which raid those threads weekly and jannies are faggots

>>213787232
>Sam literally never mentions it.
People that try to mention it notice. "Marky" was banned in fishtank TTS, a viral tweet about it was mass reported to put a nsfw label on it to limit its reach. Sam's wiggers banned you from bringing it up in superchats as well as on the mde subreddit. Sam also got Soph's entire youtube channel removed for her video on it.

>>213782213
>POOOOR DEH PRUUUUGGGGGG!!!
Kino

>>213782337

Please link the show you have made.

>>213782184 (OP)
So Sam how did you found out where I was?

>>213784120

So you're mad he had sex?

>>213788514
The mad one is the one that wrote that wall of text and still seethes with negative stickers on any post in that thread that is critical of Sam despite being threadbanned. Even Channing didn't do that lol.

You guys are the only ones to blame for the new season not doing well. If you liked MDE, you would have made Twitter accounts and helped the guys promote it by posting funny skits. Fuck you fags

>>213782214
>>"Heh, make a Gorilla nest."
What did he mean by this?

you look like you've been raped

>>213788689
"fags"
>>213782243

>>213788401
Rape, Samsa Hyde. It was beautiful.

>>213782287
Years of aura farming SQUASHED by an old leaf acting silly. How did he do it?!

>>213785382
they never really existed. it's a psyop to make it seem like she was a famous e-girl like boxxy or some shit 10 years ago but she was really only popular with schizos and old men on /r9k/ back in 2015-2018. they hacked her facebook and tried to groom her younger family members too iirc which is where they got most of her family photos and dox

the Sam hate is totally organic goys, we can't let him get the gorilla nest nuclear codes

>>213784120
null is a jealous loser lol

>>213782184 (OP)
she fell.

>>213782184 (OP)
>>213790362
How do you go from this...

>>213790220
You sound raped.

>>213790362
fun fact: sam wanted the actress playing his wife to be 16 but the jews at adult swim wouldn't let him

>>213782243
Yeah, as much as one can criticize Burr, Chapelle and CK for a whole heap of things, the guys know how to work a room. Bill Burr in particular is so limited regarding his material, even when he was in his prime, but he's so natural on stage. The MDE guys can all be incredibly funny on occassion, but they're just so awkward on stage by comparison.

>>213790527
Good morning saaristo

>>213790551
Good night Sam's career. It's time to build a nest to rest.

>>213784606
There is NO sex, in the gorilla nest.

>>213790643
Give it a rest, rape is the best.

>>213785954
>I hope you are under duress from your mother
I don't get it, this is a totally normal thing for a 30 year old to say when breaking up with le epic high school gf. You're just a jealous leftist.

>>213790599
He could go back to it if they stop using the georeferenced porn generator

But you know he deserves to be guilty for not neet like us during it

This is now a Letty thread

>>213786829
>>213786808
>>213786429
>>213786142
i was 29 when i dated a 16 year old and it was heckin based except for when her mom made her break up with me