Thread 213784153

HOH: Rachel
Noms: Vinny, Morgan, Mickey
Veto: Lauren

previously on /bb/: >>213781208

I'd eat lauren's poop

Morgan is telling Lauren that Rachel is gaslighting her because Rachel was annoyed that Lauren still hasn't made a decision. It's painful hearing Vinny and Morgan talk to Lauren. They're all retards

BOTTOMLESS BOREN HATRED

RACHEL ENTERS THE STORAGE ROOM

I’d eat Lauren’s pussy

>>213784177
based

>>213784169
i'd poison her poop before you got to it so you'd die and shut the fuck up :)

YOU'RE A BIG GIRL LAUREN

SIC EM RATCHET

>>213784177
kek her face when she walked in and saw who was in there

>>213784188
Disgusting

I LOVE THIS SEASON

>>213784177
now this is fucking bbkino

>real classy guys
BASED RACH

>really classy guys
KEK rachel seeing Morgan and Vinny talking to Lauren in the storage room. Refuses to talk to Morgan when she chases after her

>>213784208
she's going full detective dud on their asses

>walks into the storage room
>sees lauren morgan vince
>so what is it?
rachel just dropping her balls on these noobies faces

kek did Vinny clearing his throat actually cause Rachel to hear them and walk in?

REAL CLUSSY GUYS

kek at least keanu knew to leave

the beta zoomzoom fears the chad genx bitch

If it's was such an innocent moment, why are you acting like the teacher caught you cheating on the test, Vince and Morgan?

goddamn the vet is just dabbing on these rookies KEK

>>213784229
did anybody get a cap of morgan standing in the doorway in the dark like this shot? it was kino.

>>213784241
i think it was Jimmy who said that you can hear literally everything being said in the storage room even from like ten feet away from the door

they're two kids getting scolded by their mommy rn

>morgan: hey, can i talk to you for a second?
>rachel: no

vince bros….our hours of work with rachel just got flushed down the toilet

ETHICAL VINNY
>doesn't like to make people cry
>doesn't like hexes
>doesn't want to bang Lauren

>>213784252
>>213784226
>keanu walking in on his parents fighting

is rachel seriously upset that people on the block are asking the veto winner to use it on them?

>>213784303
>mom it was just one blunt before the test we can handle it

Why is the Karen angry that people on the block are trying to get off? Is she stupid?

>rachel: i dont want anyone pushing
>vince and morgan: we were not pushing here
they were literally saying she has to take one of them off

what if this shit tonight makes rachel to OK lauren to use it to take mickey down?

rachel got these rats groveling

>>213784312
she's just making this cucklords squirm

>>213784312
she's just mindfucking these pussy ass newbie donkies like you wouldn't believe

>>213784314
Occasional cannabis use is ok.

Vince and Morgan made themselves look way more guilty than they are

>>213784315
she's annoyed that Lauren hasn't decided yet and knows they have the upper hand to get shit out of Lauren. she's trying to say they're stressing Lauren out but she's full of shit

I CAN'T STOP BURPING AND FARTING

>keanu trapped lauren in the bathroom long enough for rachel to come in
kino

WE’RE GONNA PLAY ETHICALLY

>>213784312
I think she's just in mommy mode and thought they were pressuring her to use it when she's been indecisive all day

lauren is terrified of rachel lmao. this awkward silence in the bathroom

>>213784347
based kinganu

and this is why you stay up folks

>rachel: morgan and vince were about to make her cry, she was on the verge of tears
>keanu: no shit? thats what was going on?

>>213784365
>>213784364
I think she legit thinks lauren is scared of vince/morgan when in reality she's terrified by her
comical really

this shit is so funny

Keanu and Rachel kino

>>213784254
millennial

will is the correct renom

KWAB

kek
rachel trying to tell keanu that lauren said kelley and keanu should be the renom and he doesnt believe lauren would say his name

>>213784426
now go to your room

LMAO rachel and keanu convo is kinooooo. keanu thinks there is zero chance that lauren thinks he will be put up for re-nom

RACHEL FIND THEM AGAIN

>>213784425
we WON'T be worried

how are they even going to edit that kek, both of grods golden kids duking it out

i'm so happy they're showing this. rachel knows the house now and doesn't want kelley to go home this week because she'll have half the house against her

Morgan is gonna retell this for weeks

grod has to be seething rachel caught onto her tricks and just ruined that DR brainwashing session

all this stemmed from Lauren's indecisiveness

RACHEL MIGHT PUT UP SIMP

>>213784501
good play cause it’s highly likely he wins blockbuster

just gotta put will up honestly
pull lauren and will and tell lauren, if you use veto, i have to put will up

>>213784501
I TAKE IT BACK GROD
MAKE THE BORING BITCH USE THAT VETO

Rachel knows Kelley is her only option unless she wants to drop a nuke and put Rylie up

Keanu telling her not to put up Rylie

I went into this hating Rachel but if she renoms Rylie I have no choice but to kneel

Keanu you are a comp god but jesus christ shut up and listen to someone that actually knows how to play the game

>>213784524
VCM
very cute mak

them <3

>most exciting thing that's happened in like two days
>makfag spamming mak
typical /bb/

RACHEL WILL PUT UP SIMP HOLY SHIT

Keanu and Rachel final two would be the most based season. Ashley is gonna push re-noms now to Rachel which sucks

>>213784518
will is the answer. week after week of bad moves then why should this week be any different?

>>213784592
Ashley will push Rylie which would be awesome

BLOW THIS SHIT UP RACHEL

LET'S GO

YES RACHEL BLOW THE HOUSE UP

>>213784592
>thinking rachel will buy ashleys renom shilling
she definitely is doing simp, the smile she had as keanu tried to dissuade her said it all

Rachel needs to tell Lauren she will blow up the house if veto is used

Rachel thinks her only true allies are Ashley and Will

>they want chaos so i'll give them chaos
calling out production?

she also said she will NOT put up Keanu

This week is insane

>>213784613
yeah she grinned and looked at the camera and was like “Keanu I wouldn’t put Rylie up come on”

rylie going home this week holy kino. kat is going to be set free like a bird from a cage.

>rachel nuking the house the minute she thinks boren would use veto
honestly based

>are you coming back actually?
kek did Ashley think Rachel was going to the DR to self evict?

WHY does Rachel trust Ashley so much? Ashley has been a cunt about her noms all week.

>rachel wants to check in with production on what they want her to do
>the diary room is temporarily unavailable

Rachel about to go scream at Grod

>>213784648
much like keanu she trusts them even though they're retards so long as they don't outright betray her like ropes

>>213784647
no, just that if they would have another one on one tonight. ashley probably wants to go to bed

did Rachel just volunteer to go to the DR? they didn't call her and they told her it's unavailable

>>213784660
she knows what's up

kek
keanu telling lauren that rachel is going to do kelley
rylie is going to go scorched earth on this file flipping hoohaa

Keanu and TLP

rachel going to go full fuhrerbunker at grod tonight

>>213784648
her only allies are the loudmouth idiot and the chaos agent

hey what anon explained how to mute anons on here? i've had enough of makspammer/pooplover.

Rachel’s allies fucking suck kek

>>213784695
Ask reddit

>>213784701
could say that for basically every partnership in the house this season kek, shooting each other in the foot constantly

if rachel renoms simpmode and he goes out prejury I will kneel so hard my forehead will leave a crater in the ground

>>213784701
so funny watching her entrance into the house and watching her scramble now

The funniest part is the real reason Lauren was on the verge of tears is that she's mad at herself for being so terrified to say anything to Rachel.

king keanu trying to talk lauren back off the edge of not using the veto
>if kelley goes up, she might go home
>kelley wants vince to be here
>we have the votes to keep vince if you dont use the veto

>>213784713
I don't think he goes before ropes because these people love him for some reason, but if he chimps out it may change things

>>213784707
no thanks, loser

>>213784726
Keanu’s mist to save the day

>>213784732
I didn't lose :)

Grodner pumping "make sure a black wins" gas into the house

is rachel trying to listen in the bathroom or in the wine room?
last I saw she was storming towards the bathroom then nothing

>>213784755
probably went back up to HoH to stir and stew

morgan's ass is itchy

>>213784747
>autism wins again
have fun, poop boy

Keanu is pressuring Lauren more than Vince and Morgan were in the storage room

how did lauren get cast?

keanu is about to convince lauren to not use veto kek

Keanu is spitting facts but Lauren thinks he's a fool and is in sleep mode

>i don't want to upset someone
>lauren, you're playing Big Brother, you have to upset someone
finally

>>213784781
You're being mean again. Autism doesn't exist btw (by the way)

>>213784793
whoever cast her and simpmode needs to be scrubbing toilets with a toothbrush the next few years

they get the halfway party tomorrow will grod even let them have any booze with shit popping off?

>>213784793
showmance bait

if lauren dies she dies

>>213784829
It depends on what the psychology team determines.

>>213784807
you realize that a lot more than one anon hates your posts, right? you deserve it for talking about eating poop and spamming constantly

keanu launching perhaps his strongest mist yet but it's meeting the empty mind of lauren domingue

Keanu is abusing a mentally challenged child right now. Shameful stuff

>I think Mickey & Morgan will be upset with me if I don't use it
Lauren is afraid of being cancelled by Black Twitter. She sorta mentioned it as being a reason why she didn't put Ashley up too.

>>213784853
You've said that a bunch of times when challenged, an appeal to an imaginary group.

>>213784867
if only she knew black twitter hate m&m

im sorry lauren poop eater. but fuck. what the fuck.

>>213784876
>challenged my makfag poopeater
KEK

>>213784867
she is just a pussy about everything, I honestly wouldn't overthink it when it comes to her
she'd fail to pick a restaurant for her family to eat at for fear her siblings would be mad at her choice

i cannot recall another HG more pathetic than lauren

>>213784885
It is not a literal challenge. It means pushback.

keanu makes point after point
>lauren remains silent

>>213784901
she is on par with tkimo for me at this point

>>213784912
what's your pushback about talking about eating poop all the time and spamming mak? oh, autism doesn't exist lmao

Lauren on her wedding day.
>Do you accept this man as your lawfully wedded husband?
>Uhmmm..... like...... I think..... well..... the thing is....... I don't know......

>>213784919
Talk if you want to talk

half the cast has been in bed as the house falls apart around them lmao

every week ends in a fumble. shitty football, shitty BB

she did the little leah face

while incredible fun for us rachel definitely slipped back into her old messy self tonight to her detriment

lauren i think you should just throw every comp from here on out

>>213784961
I'd pay money to put her in a stockade and chuck tomatoes at her, this shit is ridiculous

retard ashley twin clocked in

ASHLEY SAVING VINCE WITH THIS LMAO

>>213784993
She’s such an awful ally for Rachel kek

chaos ash clocking in
just spraying shit wildly

>>213784993
Lauren hates Ashley so hopefully this backfires

keanu used logic. ashley used emotion (how did you feel when zach left?) guess which side won?

choas ash will get this veto used

>>213784932
oh, you know you're an insufferable fag in real life which is why you spend your spare time talking about eating poop online or in the woods alone. sorry anon, i feel for you now

I'm going to be dying tomorrow but damn it's been a good night of feeds

>>213785016
stupid keanu forgot you have to appeal to emotion with women, not logic

>>213785024
just report him for avatar use and stop giving him attention

>>213785024
Why do you think that is the case?

KING KEANU
SEND ONE OF THOSE BUDDIES HOME WHILE PROTECTING HIS BRO

>>213785016
Keanu was never going to get through to Lauren. She said earlier tonight that, in her real life, she only ever lives around women and goes to women for advice.

Lauren has written keanu off as completely incompetent and doesn't take into account anything he says

punt this fucking mac and cheese eater mother fucker into the sun

BASED keanu

keanu is 100% right here

punt this braindead botox bitch back into the swamps from whence she came

>>213785062
So does Vinny count because of his effeminate whining or what

>>213785097
unironically yes imo kek
he's such a mild weasel he's not a threat to her

>>213785097
Yes.

keanu is an all-star. most entertaining HG

keanu has been nuking the house with trvkes and they deny his message

Keanu is such a fucking bro. And I am a full blown angry hateful racist. But I have been supporting him since week one, first for the lulz, now for the absolute bromanship.

Boren should never win anything again

love keanu simple as

weenie and boren

if keanu even makes it to jury this will be one of the more satisfying seasons is so long. it's tough to tell if he can make it further than that. i'm sure production is tinkering the comps but i think they know people love keanu. you could say tucker was also a fan favorite but that dude was about to self evict on their asses

Vince has written keanu off as completely incompetent and doesn't take into account anything he says

>ashley convincing lauren to use it on vince
>vince goes to her and says to not use it on him
>lauren's brain shuts down

>>213785158
they have to love keanu more than tucker because he's not requesting any special shit from them
they had to let tucker nap, get food deliveries constantly and other shit just so he'd stay and he still whined like a bitch

it's funny that Rachel said "i'm going to DR" even though she wasn't called and even when she tried getting in they told her no

>>213785185
did she eventually get in the DR or did she go to her room?

welp, kelley is leaving this week

>>213785201
if vince actually double crosses lauren after she saves him that'd be wild

>>213785199
no clue kek we haven't had any sightings since she was in the kitchen
my guess is DR she clearly needed to yell and vent
>>213785201
rachel is nomming simp in the event the veto is actually used

>>213785185
>when she tried getting in they told her no
That's happened every time I've seen someone request the DR without having been called. Takes time I guess for a producer to be ready.

>>213785201
Lol no

vince votes out mickey but i doubt he votes out morgan

She still has no idea Rachel is seriously considering putting up Rylie

the whole house is a bunch of mindfucked donkeys tonight
you love to see it

>>213785207
>rachel is nomming simp in the event the veto is actually used
i hope so

>>213785236
yeah I don't see him wasting effort saving the dead weight that is ropes but morgan is another matter

literally all of this sparked from lauren's indecisiveness

trying to play big brother without getting one person mad at you the whole time is very interesting gameplay

heres a snip of keanu laying it out to lauren
https://streamable.com/ecse02

watch the feuding blacks get back together as soon as kelley hits the block

>>213785254
yep, all she had to do was tell rachel yes or no tonight and leave it at that
but the dumb daughter of a bitch just had to say she'd tell her in the morning

>>213785259
she acts like a mentally retarded child she can't seriously think it's a useful strat right?

They might have to cancel the halfway party if Rylie goes up

>>213785310
fuck no, throw a bottle of tequila in there and lets get this buck wild

keanu is not having ashley’s shit

rachels two main allies both in disgust at the other kek

>>213784317
Wasn't rachel the one that forced ashley to vote in a way she didnt want to?

Keanu looks like he’s rolling a joint

rachel back outside

>>213785405
many universes anon

>>213785394
Yes talking in the hallway last minute is "forced'',retared

>>213785405
muscle memory babe
>>213785406
thanks anon

>rachel: is lauren asleep
>ashley: yeah
>keanu: last I saw she was talking to vince
>ashley: uh yeah but she said she’s going to bed
fuck off ashley

keanu is absolute SPITTIN tonight

>>213785420
you're not allowed to talk in the hallway

go away ashley

Well they successfully prevented Rachel from talking to Lauren

A redditor's nonbinary partner did a thing! What does /bb/ think?

keanu and ashley basically told rachel that she was overthinking the storage room and basically implied that lauren was scared of her since she can be intimidating
also that boren walk through the house was the worst waddle shes ever done madone

>rachel missed walking by lauren by seconds
I really hate ashley

>>213785465
ropes and morgan both look like they have male bodies

rachel still seems pissed and said “good, I hope she does use it. it’s her veto.” she may actually put simpmode on the block bros.

grodner will call veto meeting right after lauren talks to rachel and katherine. trust

>>213785495
she's definitely putting up simp or kat just to spite the house at this point

god I love Rachel and Keanu together

>>213785406
based rachel

>>213785535
they really are a kino pair

if rachel says she'll put up anyone kat or simp boren will be scared off doing the veto at all. that would terrify her of the backlash

>keanu: normally theres like alliances but this season its like groups of three's all intermingling with eachother
>rachel: right, and there all so fucking nice
>wbrb

>>213785535
one of the highlights of this season honestly

>>213785573
thats what im thinking. lauren couldnt give a fuck about ashley or kelley but you threaten her with a kat or rylie renom she'll tuck tail. even more so because she knows vince is safe regardless if she uses the veto or not

we thinking they'll do the veto ceremony early or postpone it until the afternoon?

>>213785585
>rachel: right, and there all so fucking nice
>nice
rachel these people are like fucking animals compared to the the past 4 years lmao

you’re not allowed to call out the cast for being wimps or they will cut feeds

>>213785605
dont think grodner would do rachel that dirty. she'll probably atleast let her get a convo in

>>213785605
grod seems to want that veto used so my guess is nice and early

there are no alliances because the non-blacks don't know how to make them

>good cop, bad cop
>no, bad cop, bad cop
lmao

I'm definitely on the side that she's nominating the cowboy if veto is used. she's going to blow this shit sky high

I bet the reason she went into the DR was to confirm if this is a 7 or 9 person jury kek

Rachel go pull Lauren out of her bunk

what sort of filth will this season produce as a winner?

>>213785673
Keanu is going to be the most based winner of all time

>>213785673
Ropes

BASED KEANU

isn't weasel outside with rachel?
fucking show us skippy

>>213785633
why would grod want to force rachel's hoh to get fucked up thou? thought production usually wants vets like her to at least make it to jury

I can’t stop walking like Lauren

>>213785723
I think grods got conflicting emotions this week because vince has definitely been her goldenboy so far, but him coming down messes with the vets hoh

>>213785732
for men it's the tony soprano walk

>>213785703
>"I'm the messy one?" to the cams after rachel went outside
yeah kinganu ate with that one

>I could snap you in half
kek even while apologizing she gave him a good burn

>>213785777
chekd

>>213785816
who? what? when?

>>213785851
rachel apologizing about the storage room kerfluffle to vince, she was saying that jokingly kek but it's also hundo p true

>>213785850
look at meme

chaos ash will do her damnedest to make this rylie/kat renom happen
godspeed little demon

rachel asking ashley if she should talk to mickey about who should go up as the renom
ashley telling rachel she needs to play her game and do what she needs to do for the best of her game

>>213785876
it's weird that i watched this season and don't remember this happening at all

goodnight /bb/

ashley telling rachel that she was riding for mickey until she got some new information. and if its morgan and mickey on the block, she is 50/50 on who she is sending home

rhap will be banging tomorrow morning

>>213785979
goodnight sis

>>213785979
night babe
damn good night of feeds and more fun tomorrow

rachel schooling keanu to a win would be so kino but honestly he'd have to be up against kelley, katherine, or maybe lauren to actually win, right? i feel like katherine has been impressive with reads lately though so maybe not

>>213786139
if he somehow makes it to the end it's going to be pretty hard to deny him the crown
the only exception to me would be if he's with vince. I feel like if weasel makes it to the end it's his in any scenario

rachel and ashley just had a nice anti-mickey sesh in the bathroom

>>213786186
the micktator went to bed early and practically the entire house shittalked her kek
bitch better pray for a miracle and she wins blockbuster

>>213786182
does vince join the 4 blacks and ava and rachel putting him firmly at the bottom? or grow a pair and vote out morgan if it comes to it

what's his end game for this season?

All the blacks will be back together the instant a white hits the block tomorrow. Ashfags keep falling for this shit over and over again, they're more retarded than Lauren.

>>213786221
i dont think vince votes out morgan against kelley.
now if rylie is up, i can see him maybe being like fuck morgan and keeping rylie for a comp beast in his pocket

SHE WAS ONLY 22 YOU SICK FUCKS

vince got off the block and now he's in a pickle. he is the true swing vote

>>213786221
if the renom is kelley he's definitely keeping morgan
simp is a different matter

>>213786249
THEY WERE ONLY 13.7 BILLION YEARS OLD

At least weasel boy gets exposed no matter what with his vote. Only good thing about this shitshow.

>>213786272
not if it's ropes vs someone
I feel like ropes will be lucky if she gets even a single pity vote at this rate

>>213785585
>>213785617
>nice
I remember Keanu and Kelley becoming victims of the stanford prison experiment for the first 4 weeks

Watch Ava turn into the hero of the season and vote out Morgan or Mickey, I'd fucking kneel.

>>213786285
>Thinking the blacks will vote her out
We're still fucking doing this?

>>213786291
I don't see her voting out morgan but she's turned pretty hard against mickey, I could see her voting her out
>>213786306
if you wish to join vasectomy anon in my caps by all means, or if that's you get the scissors ready

the 4 blacks can fight all they want but at the end of the day they will stick together. 4 person voting block in a house of 11

ashley, or whichever twin is anti-micktator anyway, did a brief little camtalk basically saying this isn't mickeys game to win and she wasn't handing her over the 750k

Production had to turn the lights on in the train room because Ashley didn't have sheets on her bed.

they turned the bedroom lights back on as ashley makes her bed? oh man they'll hate her guts

>>213786347
>Ashley on Thursday: I vote to evict Kelley

>>213786306
The cookout deniers are so funny.
I was literally watching MORGAN (WHO IS CURRENTLY ON THE BLOCK RIGHT NOW) try to float the idea of using the veto on Mickey to Lauren. Anybody who thinks the cookites ARENT ride or die is functionally retarded.

>vince: and she (lauren) was like, would rachel get upset if i use it?
>keanu: god i hate 22 yearolds
also kino mic placement of keanu on his hoodie

Keanu turns into such a dumbass talking to Vince

>>213786383
Lauren flat out told Vince that she thinks the blacks are all working together and she needs Mickey or Morgan to go this week, yet she's also afraid of Mickey and Morgan being mad at her if she doesn't use the veto.

>>213786414
what the fuck is it about vince? everyone eats his cheese. the only one that doesnt is rachel and ava to some extent with a #will?

Keanu just named a white cookout

Does anyone know if it's 9 person jury this year?

keanu is vince's mj. just completely and utterly lost in his mist for some reason

Keanu, Rytard, Vinny were the real nu-cookout all along

>>213786458
what does that hamster girl say?

>>213786458
if rachel isn't in danger grod's cheapness will ensure it's only 7

>>213786458
it's 7 or keanu/rachel will just get backdoored in the next 2 weeks

i love keanu
i love vince
i love _______
simple as

>>213786458
that airbnb mansion is too expensive for a 9 person jury ever again, unless the housing market crashes

>>213786597
nah, 9 person jury is fucking stupid. the 8th and 9th person spend more time in the jury house than they did in the actual big brother house

>these freaking newbies
holy fuck send this retard home already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why do they want kelley out.....

>>213786954
Because she annoys the fuck out of them and thinks she doesn’t play a proper game. They don’t think she deserves to go far

>>213787023
Kelley has no win equity and is a number for them, this is Adrian all over again. Vince excels with these dumb players protecting him and he wants them all out

>>213787164
>>213787164
>>213787164

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