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Anonymous No.213784953 >>213784967 >>213785021 >>213785073 >>213785095 >>213785125 >>213786001 >>213786169 >>213786267 >>213786283 >>213786804 >>213788052 >>213788176 >>213788929 >>213790276 >>213790819 >>213790901 >>213793932 >>213794554 >>213795553 >>213796430 >>213797287 >>213797861 >>213797885 >>213798450 >>213799445 >>213799841 >>213799898 >>213800082 >>213801561 >>213805067
Harry Potter
Ask me anything Harry Potter (7 books, 8 movies) and I'll clear all your doubts
Anonymous No.213784967 >>213784975 >>213785385 >>213786922 >>213786976 >>213789267 >>213790954 >>213791279 >>213797571 >>213799174 >>213807128
>>213784953 (OP)
Why was there no mention of teen sex and teen pregnancy in any of the books?
Anonymous No.213784975
>>213784967
it's for kids
don't ask useless shit
Anonymous No.213785021 >>213785129
>>213784953 (OP)
ravenclaw hair, fake hufflepuff nose and tits, wearing gryffindor scarf... no.
Anonymous No.213785073 >>213785129 >>213785149
>>213784953 (OP)
why doesnt everyone mass produce the luck potion
Anonymous No.213785095 >>213785129 >>213788344
>>213784953 (OP)
did you ever get a conservative harry potter girlfriend (they love that shit) out of your useless hobby/knowledge
Anonymous No.213785125 >>213785161
>>213784953 (OP)
Dumbledore was the greatest wizard of all time, with receipts...why is this not acknowledged?
Anonymous No.213785129 >>213785362 >>213785858
>>213785021
>ravenclaw hair
>hufflepuff nose
no such thing
>>213785073
side effects like recklessness can make you do life threatning stuff and you can end up dead if luck wears out in the middle
toxic in large quantity
>>213785095
>get a conservative harry potter girlfriend
not related to HP but since you're asking I gave my elementary school oneitis HP books to read and she started talking with me before I fumbled everything
Anonymous No.213785149
>>213785073
Because overusing it causes it to backfire when it wears off.
Anonymous No.213785161 >>213785228
>>213785125
Dumbledore fucked up many time and it's acknowledged
His sister's death because of his fuck up is Dumbledore's biggest regret
Anonymous No.213785167 >>213785182
Harry Potter is gay and only girls like it.
Anonymous No.213785182
>>213785167
>Harry Potter is gay
no? He married Ginny and had kids
>only girls like it
false
Anonymous No.213785228 >>213785262
>>213785161
I dont disagree and wasnt saying he was perfect. Perhaps, I should rephrase that as the most powerful wizard of all time. Grindlewald was of somewhat equal power AND the master of the elder wand. Dumbledore defeated him, despite not having the elder wand. Later, everyone is scared of Voldemort's power and Dumbledore hands him his ass without even breaking a sweat.
Anonymous No.213785238 >>213785262 >>213791279
imagine, in deathly hallows, ginny and harry's moment not getting interrupted and ginny getting pregnant, giving birth on the 2nd of may which is when the final battle ended
what do you think of that?
Anonymous No.213785262 >>213785282 >>213785290
>>213785228
Dumbledore being the greatest of his time is acknoledged many times since the first book
>>213785238
no fanfic questions
Anonymous No.213785282
>>213785262
i will ask what i want
Anonymous No.213785290 >>213785360
>>213785262
except for the entire ministry and significant portions of the wizard population undermining or disagreeing with him constantly. The basically accuse him of being a crazy old man instead of listening to him.
Anonymous No.213785360
>>213785290
>except for the entire ministry
he was offered the position of Minister of Magic many times but he always declined because he didn't trust himself in such a position of power because of the childhood fiasco with Grindelwald and Deathly Hallows
The minister (Fudge) took constant advise from him in all sorts of matter. He is Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot (wizarding high court) and Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards.

It's not until HP 5 that Fudge goes senile thinking Voldemort coming back is a conspiracy and excuse by Dumbledore to overthrow him and Fudge's people support him

Dumbledore still has lots of supporters in the ministry
> accuse him of being a crazy old man
he is a bit essentric
Anonymous No.213785362 >>213785391
>>213785129
>toxic in large quantity
A witcher could drink as many potions as he would have liked.
Anonymous No.213785385 >>213786644 >>213799322
>>213784967
do you think magic sex ed class teaches every young witch "FETUS ABORTIO!"
Anonymous No.213785391
>>213785362
>A witcher could drink as many potions as he would have liked.
Don't know what a witcher is but wizards are human and can overdose
See: Ron getting poisoned in HBP
Anonymous No.213785474
gonna eat
be back soon lads
Prepare your questions
Anonymous No.213785599 >>213785767 >>213785797
Should I watch the other 4 or 5 films if I've only the first 3 and my favourite was Prisoner?
Anonymous No.213785682 >>213785691 >>213785797
Harry Potter is totally a n*zi dogwhistle
It's giving eugenics
It's giving trans hate
Don't watch this and it's nor even about if it's entertaining or not it's about being on the right side of history
Anonymous No.213785691
>>213785682
>it's giving
what
Anonymous No.213785767 >>213785795
>>213785599
expand on your thoughts, why was Prisoner your favorite so far?
Anonymous No.213785795
>>213785767
Definitely the tone and the time travel aspect
Anonymous No.213785797 >>213785953 >>213789307
>>213785682
>It's giving eugenics
Harry's dad is from the family of pure wizards, mum a witch born in muggle family
The smartest witch or wizard of Harry's age group is Hermione - a girl born to muggle parents

Almost all pure bloods except Weasleys are shown as evil

>>213785599
if you like the shenanigans of Harry, Ron and Hermione you should
Mind you I personally don't like the Yates movies (5-8) that much
Anonymous No.213785858 >>213785949
>>213785129
many ravenclaw students have black hair, the witch whose name is of the house, raven black hair...
hufflepuff nose is a thing if you pay attention and the op pic has a nosejob, suggesting she has that nose
Anonymous No.213785902 >>213799928
Anonymous No.213785949
>>213785858
>many ravenclaw students have black hair
Luna Lovegood is a blonde and a Ravenclaw
>hufflepuff nose is a thing
sure thing, mate
> op pic has a nosejob
maybe, her grandpa was jewish
Anonymous No.213785953 >>213786004
>>213785797
>witch / wizard born to muggle parents
how does this work?
I thought it was genetic.
don't tell me recessive magic genes are part of the universe
Anonymous No.213786001 >>213786049
>>213784953 (OP)
If Potter really was a girl, would she go for Ron or Malfoy?
Anonymous No.213786004 >>213787968 >>213790996
>>213785953
they are
Just like Hermione has no magical ancestors that she knows of (both her parents dentists) there are children born to Wizard parents who can't into magic
Like Argus Filch the caretaker

He's a Squib and tries to use a correspondence course to learn magic
Anonymous No.213786049 >>213786112
>>213786001
Ron most likely
Girls don't like men who abuse them 24/7 irl unless they became Chad or something
HP fanfic girls who ship Malfoy and Hermione are insane when Malfoy wishes her death every now and then
Anonymous No.213786112 >>213786148
>>213786049
Hermione lost her virginity to Krum, Malfoy isnt off the table for her
Anonymous No.213786148 >>213786714
>>213786112
>Krum
isn't an asshole, has a decent personality and is an international level athelete
Malfoy is a git and good at nothing
>virginity
only kiss and handholding
Anonymous No.213786169 >>213786185
>>213784953 (OP)
>clear all your doubts
Pajeet detected, exit thread asap
Anonymous No.213786185 >>213786238 >>213786259
>>213786169
Anonymous No.213786238
>>213786185
Ranjesh your English is good enough to be the employee of the month at 7/11 believe me saar all my doubts have been cleared
Anonymous No.213786243 >>213786298 >>213786392
why do the combined like 3 billion indians and chinese only share one wizard school that's like half the population of earth
Anonymous No.213786259
>>213786185
HOW CAN SHE CLEAR
Anonymous No.213786267
>>213784953 (OP)
hey look WWE's CATHY KELLY!
Anonymous No.213786283 >>213786343
>>213784953 (OP)
What color was Dobby's sock
Anonymous No.213786298
>>213786243
Indians and Chinese most likely have their own hidden schools
There are many wizarding schools and I think only European born/living wizards are allowed in European school
Anonymous No.213786343
>>213786283
originally?
I believe grey/black when he got freed in Chamber of Secrets
He enjoys socks but mismatched ones. He tells Harry he got scammed by jeets when he sees Harry's same coloured socks when Harry gives him old socks owned by Vernon as Christmas gifts (Just read it few days ago). Dobby gifts Harry mismatched socks for Christmas (GoF)
Anonymous No.213786392
>>213786243
because theyre poor and stupid
Anonymous No.213786644 >>213799322
>>213785385
yeetus fetus
Anonymous No.213786714 >>213786735
>>213786148
>only kiss and handholding
Krum clapped those cheeks and you know it, why do you think he invited her to his house for the summer?
Anonymous No.213786735
>>213786714
>why do you think he invited her to his house for the summer?
to sex
but she didn't go
Anonymous No.213786804 >>213786905
>>213784953 (OP)
How come all of English wizard-kind has to go through London to get to school or work, but somehow none of them understand what a car is, or has ever seen a phone before?
Do they have to get to the train station or the ministry with their eyes closed every time?
Anonymous No.213786905
>>213786804
Floo network for kids (Chamber of Secrets when they go to buy Gilderoy's books)
Adults apparate or if they can't use floo network
Knight Bus
Electricity doesn't work well with magic so they don't use telephones but can
True Ron calls Harry in PoA bu yells loudly not understanding how phones work but Molly does book cabs in GoF to take everyone to the station
The ministry sent Mr Weasley cars with Aurors in Prisoner of Azkaban to keep Harry safe
Ron and Harry take driving tests when they are grown and married
Wizards with muggle parents like Hermione do use cars
Anonymous No.213786922 >>213786976 >>213787027
>>213784967
there were multiple instances of students "snogging" in broom closets and such. Do the math
Anonymous No.213786976 >>213787317 >>213788532 >>213791279
>>213784967
>>213786922
the story is from Harry's pov
if he doesn't see or hear something it doesn't happen
There are total 5 chapters not from Harry's POV

Harry doesn't get much action or ever thinks of having sex sex sex
Safe to say Madam Pomfrey has after morning potions
Anonymous No.213787027 >>213787819
>>213786922
>broom closets
Snape catches a few in bushes during the Yule Ball
Anonymous No.213787317
>>213786976
Correct, Harry is an autistic retard that grew up in a closet, he doesnt understand anything and its hilarious reading about his "inner monster" when he sees Ginny being a mudshark. Its like listening to a very special needs kid describe his erection.
And every single character speaks in exposition and constant tag questions. Its exhausting to read after a while
Anonymous No.213787819 >>213787968
>>213787027
>>broom closets
whats the utility of broom closets when janitorial work can be handled with magical ability?
Anonymous No.213787968 >>213788023 >>213788137
>>213787819
>magical ability?
Filch can't do magic see: >>213786004

House Elves can do magic but they still need brooms so they can automate the cleaning by magicking the brooms
Anonymous No.213787973
Realistically Slytherin girls would prey on Huflepuff freshmem
Anonymous No.213788023 >>213788139
>>213787968
were there any instances of "house slaves" like filch killing a wizzie massa? its similar to the vampire slave lore where they keep a human around on the promise they'll convert them someday but never do.
Anonymous No.213788052
>>213784953 (OP)
Thanks, but NO.
I read 0 books and wstched 0 movies.
I'm just fine.
Anonymous No.213788137
>>213787968
I dont know why, I'm not even into hags, but I would rail that annoying cunt.
Anonymous No.213788139 >>213788232
>>213788023
>were there any instances of "house slaves" like filch killing a wizzie massa?
No Squib ever killed a wizard in the books

A house elf will never harm it's master unless instructed to for example Kreacher was instructed by Sirius' brother Regulus .A. Black to keep feeding him the potion so they can steal Voldemort's horcrux (the same potion Harry fed Dumbledore in HBP and took the fake Horcrux from) which ultimately resulted in Regulus' death.

Voldemort also framed an house elf for murder when he got out of Hogwarts and worked and Borgin and Burkes because he wanted to steal the Hufflepuff's cup and Slytherin's locket
Anonymous No.213788176 >>213788188
>>213784953 (OP)
Youre a grown ass man, stop talking about Harry Potter.
Anonymous No.213788188 >>213788306
>>213788176
Talking about Harry Potter is a way for grown ass men to get in the panties of a zoomer slut.
Anonymous No.213788232 >>213788285
>>213788139
>kreacher
did she really
Anonymous No.213788285
>>213788232
afraid so
Anonymous No.213788306 >>213788344
>>213788188
Then you woke up
Anonymous No.213788344
>>213788306
nah its true. i dated a young woman into it >>213785095
but its not like me having HP knowledge is what established the relationship...
Anonymous No.213788452
Its wild how I look back and realize how poorly written they were. I mean, just terrible.
Anonymous No.213788532 >>213788593
>>213786976
You're telling me Harry Potter, quidditch star and the literal biggest celebrity of the wizarding world, didn't get any?
Anonymous No.213788593 >>213788631
>>213788532
girls approached him
especially after he beat the Horntail (GoF) and after the rumours spread that he's the Choosen One (HBP) but he's a manlet and awkward as fuck
Also he pined for Cho at first and then Ginny instead of trying to fuck anything that moves
Anonymous No.213788631
>>213788593
I think the fucking school being on fire every other day really impacted his dating life.
Anonymous No.213788929
>>213784953 (OP)
mmm cathy booba
Anonymous No.213789176 >>213801241
>Ask me anything Harry Potter (7 books, 8 movies) and I'll clear all your doubts
Anonymous No.213789267 >>213789820
>>213784967
Theres sex quite a few times actually. Goblet of Fire has a couple getting caught fucking by Snape. As for the pregnancy, they have juice that regrows bones, you think they dont have a baby flushing potion?
Anonymous No.213789307 >>213789417
>>213785797
>Almost all pure bloods except Weasleys are shown as evil
So that's why she said Dumbledore was gay years after the books came out.
Anonymous No.213789417
>>213789307
what do those two things have in common?
Dumbledore is half-blood like Voldemort, Harry and Snape
Anonymous No.213789561 >>213789656
Why didn't Harry see the thestralls, or however those skelly horses were called, after he
1) Killed Quirrel
2) Saw Cedric bite it?
Anonymous No.213789656 >>213789676
>>213789561
>1) Killed Quirrel
His eyes were closed shut with the pain in his scar when Quirrell was holding onto him and just before Quirrell died he passed out from the pain
Harry could've died if Dumbledore didn't arrive in time and separated him and Quirrell

>2) Saw Cedric bite it?
You mean when they were going back to the station at the end of GoF? In-universe reason because he hadn't processed Cedric's death yet
Real reason obviously being because they weren't invented yet

It is Cedric's death that causes him to see them when he has fully accepted it by OotP
Anonymous No.213789676
>>213789656
>You mean when they were going back to the station at the end of GoF? In-universe reason because he hadn't processed Cedric's death yet
Yes, I always thought him not seeing them there made it REALLY apparent that the skelly horse was invented for the 5th book.
Anonymous No.213789820 >>213789850
>>213789267
>you think they dont have a baby flushing potion?
They can't even correct eyesight.
Anonymous No.213789850
>>213789820
magic can't permanently change genes I think
Anonymous No.213790119 >>213790264
What was the Goblins tax policy?
Why didn't Harry just fly the hippogriff to Voldemort?
Was Luna right about every creature she talked about?
What was in Dumbledore's lemon drops?
Why was Helena Bonham Carter pure sex in a children movie?
Why was Snape so popular that Rollings made him the second most heroic character when he was just a coward traitor forced to be a spy originally?
Same with Draco. Why was he such a draw that she felt she had to redeem him at the end?
Why is Worst Witch so much better than Harry Potter?
Anonymous No.213790264 >>213790584
>>213790119
>What was the Goblins tax policy?
wouldn't the ministry ask for tax? Goblins sure as fuck didn't pay any interest.
>Why didn't Harry just fly the hippogriff to Voldemort?
Direct confrontation was pointless. Harry was outmatched.
>Was Luna right about every creature she talked about?
She may or may not be.
>What was in Dumbledore's lemon drops?
sugar
>Why was Helena Bonham Carter pure sex in a children movie?
they were teens by the time she was introduced
>Why was Snape so popular that Rollings made him the second most heroic character when he was just a coward traitor forced to be a spy originally?
The ending was planned from the start so Snape was always going to betray Voldemort
>Same with Draco. Why was he such a draw that she felt she had to redeem him at the end?
fangirls maybe
>Why is Worst Witch so much better than Harry Potter?
literal who?
Anonymous No.213790276
>>213784953 (OP)
boob
Anonymous No.213790584
>>213790264
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Worst_Witch
Anonymous No.213790819 >>213790919
>>213784953 (OP)
Did Snape fuck those slytherin sluts?
Anonymous No.213790901 >>213790919
>>213784953 (OP)
Is Magic something youre born with or something that can be taught?
Anonymous No.213790919 >>213790976
>>213790819
no
>>213790901
born
Anonymous No.213790954
>>213784967
HARRY POTTER DID YOU CAST STIFFIUS DICKUS ON THE TROLL AGAIN? HIS MEMBER IS CURRENTLY PLUGGING THE ENTRANCE TO THE HUFFLEPUFF COMMONS
Anonymous No.213790958 >>213790996
>/g/ wiki
>extension section
>4chanX enchanced
Thread is full of one faggot(not even the op) asking questions and replying to himself
Anonymous No.213790976 >>213790996
>>213790919
Can Wizard couples give birth to a child that can't use magic?
Anonymous No.213790996 >>213791022 >>213791129
>>213790976
yep, they are called Squibs >>213786004
>>213790958
dumb faggot
IP count is dead
Anonymous No.213791013 >>213791066
what are the job prospects after graduating from Hogwarts? How do they get work experience
Anonymous No.213791022 >>213791066
>>213790996
>yep, they are called Squibs
What is more common, Squibs or Magic capable children of Wizard parents?
Anonymous No.213791066 >>213791844
>>213791022
Squibs aren't that common
>>213791013
>what are the job prospects after graduating from Hogwarts?
not a lot
they discuss the career paths one can take in OotP and it's loads of ministry shit
The vast majority of Wizarding World work is to try and stay hidden
Anonymous No.213791129 >>213791952
>>213790996
Who said anything about ip counter,actual jeet?
Anonymous No.213791279 >>213791846 >>213793899
>>213786976
>>213784967
>>213785238
Ginny and him definitely fuck in the 6th book. In the 7th he sees Ginny's exposed tits and thinks back to fucking her outside on lazy afternoons in the early summer. It's obviously through a filtered, implied lens but it's there.
Anonymous No.213791695 >>213791881 >>213795285
Imagine being such a colossal fuckup like Tom Riddle
>figure out how to split your soul into multiple fragments
>decide to pick all cringe items from your notebook manifesto that were found in a literal afternoon
>get jobbed by a baby
>not learning a single fucking thing about why your body was destroyed to the point where you never even consider the possiblity you made Harry a Horcrux
>be so stupid you didn't even know Dumbledore had the Elder wand even when you fought him 1v1 in the Ministry and could use your eyeballs to see it was in his hand
>your big comeback is doing a Columbine at Hogwarts
>then you get murdered by a teenager and your body just sits on the floor in a side hall rotting
kek what a great and powerful dark wizard!
Anonymous No.213791844 >>213791881
>>213791066
What's more common, a squib or a mudblood?
Anonymous No.213791846 >>213793521
>>213791279
>In the 7th he sees Ginny's exposed tits and thinks back to fucking her outside on lazy afternoons in the early summer
wut
Anonymous No.213791881 >>213791906 >>213793552
>>213791695
KWAGAPDW
>>213791844
>mudblood
we don't say that word here
Muggle born witches and wizards are more common
Squibs are rare
Anonymous No.213791906 >>213791930
>>213791881
>KWAGAPDW
literally fucking what?
Anonymous No.213791930
>>213791906
Kek What A Great And Powerful Dark Wizard!
Anonymous No.213791952
>>213791129
Well you fucking cowardly street shitter
Anonymous No.213791991 >>213792119 >>213792137
What would happen if Harry had a time time turner AFTER Voldemort killed his fragment in Harry's soul when he killing cursed him in the Forbidden Forest, THEN he time turned to back when Voldemort was alive?

Explain that for me. Because that would be a Horcrux-less future Harry was walking around while Vodkemort's soul was in PAST Harry...
Anonymous No.213792119 >>213792809
>>213791991
There would be 2 Harrys, one with the horcrux getting killed again, and one without horcrux spectating and unable to interfere because the killing had already happened and that's how time travel works in HP, no branches. The fragment ov Voldy's soul is always one and always gets destroyed.
Anonymous No.213792137 >>213792695
>>213791991
My subject is Harry Potter lore. I deal with facts, Mr Anon, not fanfiction or speculations
Anonymous No.213792216 >>213792282
Why didn't Dumbledore become the secret keeper for the Potters?
Anonymous No.213792282
>>213792216
Dumbledore insisted but James thought that would have been obvious and they were trying to decieve Voldemort also the fact that James trusted his friends.
Everyone including Dumbledore and Remus thought Sirius was the secret keeper.
Anonymous No.213792695 >>213792727 >>213792813
>>213792137
>he hasn't read the Cursed Child
anon, it's not "fanfiction" to ask you how the internal logic of the world works.
Anonymous No.213792727 >>213793321
>>213792695
>>he hasn't read the Cursed Child
obviously I have not. I even said (7 books) in the OP
also what happened once will always happen in HP time travel no matter what happens
I don't know how being seen will impact it
Anonymous No.213792804
Hufflepuff > Slytherin > Gryffindor > Ravenclaw
Anonymous No.213792809 >>213792820
>>213792119
You literally can interact with the past though. They do it in Prisoner
Anonymous No.213792813 >>213793266
>>213792695
The Cursed Child is absolutely fanfiction that contradicts the series' lore and is generally a clusterfuck.
Anonymous No.213792820 >>213793385
>>213792809
and it's a loop
Anonymous No.213793266
>>213792813
It's literally JK approved canon.
Anonymous No.213793321
>>213792727
You didn't understand my question at all you ESL retard.
Anonymous No.213793385 >>213794491
>>213792820
You aren't following...how can it be a loop if Harry could technically time turn to a past while not having a piece of Voldemort's soul, in a timeline where his past self has a piece of Voldemort's fucking soul?
Anonymous No.213793521 >>213801328
>>213791846
>“Yes, my tiara sets off the whole thing nicely,” said Auntie Muriel in a rather carrying whisper. “But I must say, Ginevra’s dress is far too low cut."
>“Ginny glanced around, grinning, winked at Harry, then quickly faced the front again. Harry’s mind wandered a long way from the marquee, back to afternoons spent alone with Ginny in lonely parts of the school grounds. They seemed so long ago; they had always seemed too good to be true, as though he had been stealing shining hours from a normal person’s life, a person without a lightning-shaped scar on his forehead....”
It's a children's book but if you read between the lines you can pick up what it's implying.
Anonymous No.213793552 >>213794491
>>213791881
Okay, so squibs are less common than mudbloods. So why are there so few witches and wizards compared to muggles?
Anonymous No.213793668 >>213794960
Why didn't you grow up? What "life event" do you think kept you in the peter pan syndrome state?
Anonymous No.213793838
Have you played the Harry Potter pinball machine yet?

pinballmap.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIkcUxACFDQ
Anonymous No.213793899
>>213791279
>he sees Ginny's exposed tits
absolutely grim, iykyk
Anonymous No.213793932 >>213794136 >>213794491
>>213784953 (OP)
Last time I read the books was in 2007, did saying Voldemorts name actually serve as a tracking beacon so he could see where everyone was at any time?
Anonymous No.213794136 >>213794173
>>213793932
Words are deep magic so invoking him really does "ping" yourself, especially since he cursed his own name like he cursed the Defense Against the Dark Arts class.
Anonymous No.213794173 >>213794491
>>213794136
jesus. eveyone avoided saying his name for 14 years until harry wanted to be brave and powerful and speak his name outloud
Anonymous No.213794265 >>213794341 >>213794491 >>213794985
in the books/movies its stated that wands are merely conduits to help focus the users magic

why are there no instances of wandless magic, save for the handful of times harry does it as a kid

was jesus so strong (confirmed real in the harry potterverse) that he didn't need a wand?

what's the most destructive spell? if voldy wanted to nuke a city? could he do it? or woudl just just have to cast fiend fire and burn it down or sometthing
Anonymous No.213794341
>>213794265
>why are there no instances of wandless magic, save for the handful of times harry does it as a kid
in the recent video game the african school apparently does not use wands, adding layers to the magical(magical) negro trope
Anonymous No.213794491 >>213794719 >>213794963
>>213793385
>Voldy hits Harry1 with Avada Keavara destroying the horcrux
>somehow Harry1 sneaks away and uses a time turner to go back to before Voldy hit the Avada Kedavara
>Harry1 watches Voldy hit Harry2 with Avada Kedavara and destroy the horcrux
>Harry2 sneaks away and watches Voldy hit Harry3 with Avada Kedavra and destroy the horcrux
>>213793552
magic isn't that common
intermarriage aren't that common either
magic people mainly marry either magic people or half-bloods
>>213793932
>did saying Voldemorts name actually serve as a tracking beacon so he could see where everyone was at any time?
Yes, once Voldemort takes over the ministry he curses (makes taboo) his name to track down people who are brave enough (aka Dumbledore's men) to say his name
>>213794173
>eveyone avoided saying his name for 14 years
Initially there was no curse mentioned
>>213794265
>why are there no instances of wandless magic

It's very difficult but Dumbledore does some when they are in the cave with the horcrux in HBP
Vldemort vs Dumbledore has instances of wandless magic
Harry says Lumos and his wand lights up a few inches away from him if you count it (in OotP)
>confirmed real in the harry potterverse
no?
Anonymous No.213794554
>>213784953 (OP)
I love smug gigastacies so much bros
Anonymous No.213794719 >>213794960
>elder wand makes it so you can't lose
>fag boy loses to his lover with it
huh?

>>213794491
like I said, a handful and nothing of note.
there's also a random jeet wandlessly spinning coffee in one of the potter movies, irrelevant to my question though
having to be solely dependent on a wand to do magic is a retarded in universe mechanic
dumbledore, the greatest and strongest wizard ever needs his little stick to beat a 16 year old
voldemort should have been inplanting wands into himself ala wolverine so he's never caught slacking

if house elfs are so fucking strong, snapping fingers able to take away wands and doing ridiculous magic, how the fuck did they ever lose a war against little baby wizards
Anonymous No.213794960 >>213795223
>>213794719
>>elder wand makes it so you can't lose
It's never said Elder Wand makes it so that you can't lose
It's simply the most powerful magical wand ever made. Which is also a drawback because it makes the wand very keen to change hands.
>>fag boy loses to his lover with it
>huh?
Dumbledore was simply more powerful than Grindelwald.
a sword is only as good as the man who wields it
>having to be solely dependent on a wand to do magic is a retarded in universe mechanic
magic is too OP, you need to give them some handicap
>dumbledore, the greatest and strongest wizard ever needs his little stick to beat a 16 year old
no
he did not intend to fight Malfoy even if Malfoy didn't disarm him
he wanted to let Snape kill him
>voldemort should have been inplanting wands into himself ala wolverine so he's never caught slacking
the wand chooses the wizard, keeping a stack of wands won't work if your wand is destroyed

>>213793668
early childhood chronic depression and trauma
Anonymous No.213794963 >>213795135
>>213794491
>somehow
I clearly implied after he kills Voldemort to use the time turner.
Anonymous No.213794985 >>213795113
>>213794265
There's wandless magic all throughout the books and movies though? Harry removing the glass at the snake enclosure was wandless.
Anonymous No.213795113 >>213798400
>>213794985
i fucking hate you jeets and your total lack of reading comprehension
Anonymous No.213795135 >>213798464
>>213794963
>I clearly implied after he kills Voldemort to use the time turner.
okay
>Voldemort uses Avada Kedavara on Harry Prime
>both fall down
>Horcrux destroyed
>Voldemort takes Harry's body back to school
>they duel
>Voldemort dies
>Harry uses a time turner
>goes back to time where he used the Resurrection Stone
>Harry Prime hides and watches as Voldemort uses Avada Kedavra on the Harry Potter of past
>same shit happens, same events transpire
>Harry Prime watches Harry Potter duel with Voldemort
>Voldemort dies
>Harry Potter uses the time turner to go back to the past
>Harry Potter disappears
>Harry Prime takes back Harry Potter's place

Just like Harry and Hermione after saving Buckbeak an Sirius came back to the hospital just as the Harry and Hermione going back disappeared

It's not like Harry can go back in time to prevent Voldemort from Avada Kedavaring him
Anonymous No.213795198
HARRY POTTER IS DEAD
Anonymous No.213795223 >>213795588 >>213795640
>>213794960
whether or not he intended to fight is irrelevant
without his toy, the greatest wizard of all time is no match for a shaky scared little boy
>wand chooses wizard
it's shown dozens of times you can use someone elses wand, just not as effectively. though this possibly softens if you just straight up kill the wands master and become its new owner
Anonymous No.213795285 >>213798497
>>213791695
>>get jobbed by a baby
Ok, I get it, he's the ultimate proud evil wizard, but just fucking yeet the baby to the ground, man. Kill the fucking baby first maybe? I don't know....
>>be so stupid you didn't even know Dumbledore had the Elder wand even when you fought him 1v1 in the Ministry and could use your eyeballs to see it was in his hand
To be fair Rowling only thought that up in the final book.
>>your big comeback is doing a Columbine at Hogwarts
I will have to disagree here, Voldy was doing good until that point, he had taken over the ministry, he was going to win the battle, but of course Harry just happened to have mastery of all the 3 thingamajicks that were introduced in the final book, and actual owenrship of the wand.
There is only so much a man can do against such tough plot armour.
Anonymous No.213795553 >>213795588
>>213784953 (OP)
i really hope someone beats the dogshit out of this bitch. she seems exhausting and needs to be violently put in her place
Anonymous No.213795588 >>213795640
>>213795223
>without his toy, the greatest wizard of all time is no match for a shaky scared little boy
he was very weakened because of the potion
He could have prevented Draco from disarming him if he wasn't.
Also I've not read HBP in years but didn't he immobilize Harry without his wand to prevent him from interrupting Draco in that weakened state?
I also remember him doing some other magic stuff too in without wand
>changing decorations
>when he's at Dursley's and Slughorn's in HBP
>the entire HBP cave thing

Let's say in a normal scenario where Dumbledore is at his 100% would Draco even be able to disarm him? Even if he's strolling without his wand and is caught off guard I'm sure Dumbledore can do enough magic to stop someone like Draco

>though this possibly softens if you just straight up kill the wands master and become its new owner
you can't
Snape killed Dumbledore but didn't become the owner of the Elder Wand because Draco won the duel

Elder Wand has a very weak allegiance and will leave for the stronger Chad because it's a slut

>>213795553
Why?
Anonymous No.213795640
>>213795223
>>213795588
a very strong case of non-wand magic is Dumbledore setting young Tom Riddle's wardrobe on fire when he goes to give him his Hogwarts letter

We really don't see enough of Dumbledore in the books till part 6 and that's when he has done most (wandless) magic
Anonymous No.213796430 >>213796640
>>213784953 (OP)
Why does Harry feel so sad when Dumbledore dies when he can just go up the the headmaster office and talk to his portrait any time he wants?
Anonymous No.213796537 >>213796640
was harry potter gay? or magic racist?
Anonymous No.213796640
>>213796430
soulless essence, not real
>he can just go up the the headmaster office
not after Voldemort took over the school or he could have just asked it to tell him all about destroying horcruxes and deatly hallows
>>213796537
he was very very open minded because he wasn't aware of magic world taboos having grown up in muggle world, that's why when him Ron and Harry learn Hagrid's a half-giant Harry says "so what?"
Anonymous No.213797287 >>213797466
>>213784953 (OP)
I think cuaron fucked up harry potter
but people seem to think he was the best thing to happen to the HP movies
what do you think faggot op?
Anonymous No.213797321
I still say Argus Filch has magic. Mrs. Norris is his familiar.
Anonymous No.213797466
>>213797287
yeah
I didn't like the environment of HP3 on first view as a kid
Also ruined the plotline of Harry running away from home for a masturbation joke
Gambon as new Dumbledore was portrayed weirdly and didn't feel like Dumbledore
>Peter Pettigrew tease in the middle of the movie
the whole rushed thing in the Shrieking Shack

I think it's the weakest of the HP movies but I really like the book
Anonymous No.213797571 >>213797613
>>213784967
Technically Harry's parents were teen parents so idk
Anonymous No.213797613
>>213797571
James and Lily died at 21
so Harry was born when they were 20 as he was a year old when Voldy killed his parents
Anonymous No.213797693 >>213798115
Why is snape the best husbando?
Anonymous No.213797806 >>213798115 >>213798354
Who was the most powerful wizard born after Tom Riddle? Seems like Dumbledore and Voldemort were extremely inventive and transgressive wizards even as children, while no one in Harry's generation does anything impressive
Anonymous No.213797861 >>213798115
>>213784953 (OP)
how do people invent spells? like snape created the slicing one, do you keep saying random things until one works?
Anonymous No.213797885 >>213798115
>>213784953 (OP)
Is there fagging in Hogwarts just like in traditional English schools?
Anonymous No.213798115 >>213798533 >>213798702
>>213797806
in the story we see?
Maybe his husbando >>213797693 Snape
Dude was a genius in school when it came to potions, invented shit like Sectumsempra and could fly without a broom (only other person who can do this is in the books is Voldemort)
McGonagall was strong too, so was Mad Eye
obviously they weren't as great as Dumbledore or Voldemort, but then again Dumbledore was most likely not as strong as the great wizards who came before him (Peverell brothers - ancestors of Harry and Voldemort)
>>213797861
never explained but most likely how shit is invented in real world by doing lots of experimenting
>>213797885
no
Anonymous No.213798351 >>213799205
The elder wand ownership is the worst asspull in media.
An expelliarmus is enough to make the wand completely betray you forever. Dumbledore lost ownership to Draco, and that was bullshit enough, but then Draco lost ownership to Harry because he was disarmed while using a completely different and unrelated wand, and somehow the elder wand sensed this from miles away inside Dumbledore's grave or Voldemort's pocket or whatever.
This is absolute bullshit. Not a question, a statement.
Anonymous No.213798354
>>213797806
Voldemort’s daughter
Anonymous No.213798400
>>213795113
I'm American and not even remotely Indian.
Anonymous No.213798450
>>213784953 (OP)
God, I wish I was Indian so girls like this would talk to me.
Anonymous No.213798464 >>213798826
>>213795135
The fact you truly don't understand my point really makes me feel like this is horrendously fucking summer in here.
Anonymous No.213798497 >>213798738
>>213795285
>it's the duel in the Department of Mysteries, it's in Order of the Phoenix bud. Not the final book
Anonymous No.213798533
>>213798115
It's only women that like snape. Faggots like draco or some shit
Anonymous No.213798702
>>213798115
>(only other person who can do this is in the books is Voldemort)
That's because Voldemort himself taught him, since he "trusted" him.
Anonymous No.213798738 >>213803682
>>213798497
The elder wand?
Anonymous No.213798826 >>213798879
>>213798464
He's right tho, what's your point?
Anonymous No.213798879
>>213798826
Anonymous No.213799174 >>213799205
>>213784967
It's not that kind of story. It's more about institutional abuse in how Dumbledore groomed and sodomized Harry.
Anonymous No.213799205
>>213798351
Elder Wand had very fragile ownership and changed hands throughout history because Death made it treacherous on purpose so it would betray the eldest Peverell brother.
>inb4 that's a legend
It's still treacherous based on it's history

Dumbledore planned to die without losing his wand so it's power to change owners will die with him
Draco disarms Dumbledore and becomes the master of Elder Wand
at Malfoy Manour in DH, Harry physically disarmed Draco. That's right, he didn't use any spell because they had no wands.
Snatched it out of his hand.
At that moment in story Draco is completely buck broken and has no confidence. He essentially gives up his wand and the wand takes it as betrayal. It changes loyality and becomes Harry's BUT Harry had also snatched Bella's wand from Draco and since Bellatrix didn't give up the wand herself her wand remained loyal to him.
(Olivander tell them that Bella's wand is still loyal at Bill's house)

Harry conquered the wand that made Elder Wand it's bitch and hence won the Elder Wand because
>The wand chooses the wizard
Yes it's kinda an asspull but it's because of the property of Elder Wand being a wanton slut constantly searching for a new master. Other wands don't do this.
Elder Wand is one of the most powerful magical objects.
Elder Wand thinks Draco > Dumbledore
become's Draco's
then it thinks Harry > Draco and become's Harry's
In DH Ron snatches a snatcher's wand but it doesn't change loyalty. Nor does every wand on getting disarmed.
Elder Wand is a special case.
I hope I was able to explain. You may not like it but that's how it is.
>>213799174
erm, Dumbledore became a volcel after the Grindelwald fiasco led to the death of his sister
Anonymous No.213799322 >>213799387 >>213799420 >>213799595 >>213801501
>>213785385
>>213786644
>No Ron, you're saying it wrong! it's "FETUS DELETUS!"
Anonymous No.213799387
>>213799322
Do you think they used to bath together in the prefect's bathroom (the one where Harry took the Golden Egg with him in GoF) after both became prefects in OotP?
Anonymous No.213799420 >>213799529 >>213799538
>>213799322
>Hermione then immediately discharges a fetus from her cunt
"Whar the fawk 'ermeyeownee?"
"Ron....It's Harry's"
"Don't you mean, was Harry's mudblood?" quips Malfoy with a smug look, and then Snape smirks and rewards 100 points to Slytherin
Anonymous No.213799445 >>213799556
>>213784953 (OP)
Alright. How exactly does the separation between the normal world and magic world function? I thought they crossed a portal to a fantasy world but it's more like the witch people just live in secret from normal people.
Anonymous No.213799529
>>213799420
>let me try! FETUS REPLETUS!
>GAHHH
Anonymous No.213799538
>>213799420
Anonymous No.213799556 >>213799577 >>213800854
>>213799445
International Statute of Secrecy
>I thought they crossed a portal to a fantasy world but it's more like the witch people just live in secret from normal people.
yes
the Ministry works day and night to keep the magic world hidden from muggles
Magic and shit protects it
Like muggles can't see the Leaky Cauldron on their own unless their magic kids show them the way. Hogwarts is a castle ruin to the eye of a muggles

They even modify your memory to make you forget
Anonymous No.213799577 >>213799631
>>213799556
>>the Ministry works day and night to keep the magic world hidden from muggles
and all just because it would be annoying to give muggles their help
Anonymous No.213799595 >>213799621
>>213799322
Imagine the amount of raw unprotected sex going on every day in the castle, and then kids yelling FETUS DELETUS, FINITE HERPEM, NIHILIS SYPHILIS, ALOHA GONORRHEA
Anonymous No.213799621
>>213799595
Do they scream EXPECTO GEMINI when they are pregnant and they want twins?
Anonymous No.213799631 >>213799646
>>213799577
the muggle persecutes what it can't understand and fears the unkown
muggle fags can nuke Hogwarts and the ministry
Anonymous No.213799646 >>213799769
>>213799631
Don't they have magical antitech fields or some shit? Wouldn't bombs just stop working?
Anonymous No.213799769 >>213799836
>>213799646
maybe
maybe they can repell muggles or make it so they can't locate Hogwarts
Electricity and magic don't go hand in hand. Magic will cause malfunction that's true
no tiktokthots at Hogwarts
Anonymous No.213799836 >>213799894
>>213799769
>maybe they can repell muggles or make it so they can't locate Hogwarts
I think that was a thing, there is a field that makes the muggles uninterested in the area of Hogwarts....
Anonymous No.213799841
>>213784953 (OP)
are you J K growling?
Anonymous No.213799894 >>213800027
>>213799836
This was a thing for Sirius's house too. His family really just lived in the middle of a row of homes in London lmao surrounded by muggles

If the muggles went to war with the wizards the muggles would win because canonically bullets defeat wands (confirmed by all knowing God jkr) and also wizards are only like 0.1% of the population so just by the number of muggles they would win
Anonymous No.213799898 >>213799949 >>213800166
>>213784953 (OP)
why is slytherin an accepted part of british wizard society when every single turbo wizard-nazi was a slytherin and almost every slytherin we see in the books is a wizard-nazi or affiliated with them?
the other 3 houses are presented as normal, well meaning people with personality quirks while slytherin is just evil for the sake of being evil almost all the time
Anonymous No.213799928
>>213785902
Why is it anytime an Asian woman does something it’s way hotter than a white woman doing the same thing?
Anonymous No.213799949 >>213800166
>>213799898
It's called bad writing
Anonymous No.213800027 >>213800166
>>213799894
Guess the american magic school isn't in Detroit or Baltimore
Anonymous No.213800082 >>213800166
>>213784953 (OP)
Why does the very first chapter have an obvious plot hole?
Anonymous No.213800166 >>213800493
>>213799898
>>213799949
Same reason Islam and Judaism aren't banned ideologies
>>213800027
Massachusetts
>>213800082
That is?
Anonymous No.213800493 >>213800775
>>213800166
>Vernon goes to work with wizards celebrating in the streets
>hagrid drops off harry after this
>hagrid claims to have come directly from the scene of the crime

Why would a flying motorcycle take 18+ hours to get from anywhere in the UK to Surrey?
Anonymous No.213800775
>>213800493
not necessarily a plot hole more like an inconsistency in date time which are present throughout HP
for example every year term starts on Sept 1st and it's always Monday

>‘No, sir – house was almost destroyed but I got him out all right before the Muggles started swarmin’ around. He fell asleep as we was flyin’ over Bristol.’
maybe he didn't immediately bring him over
maybe they were hiding him someplace waiting for the nigh to fall
Anonymous No.213800854
>>213799556
Would make more sense if they actually just crossed a portal and were no longer in the "real world" ala Wizard of Oz or Narnia, the fact that Harry is learning magic words and potions instead of English and Chemestry while still living surounded by regular humans whom they have to keep magic secret from, the way adult wizarding people talk and act like towards the non-wizards, and that outside of their designated areas Harry's aunt uncle and cousin are living like it's just the late 90's and early 00's watching cable news and browsing the internet just seems like a needlesly convoluted set up.
Anonymous No.213800989 >>213801241
>Ask me anything Harry Potter (7 books, 8 movies) and I'll clear all your doubts
Anonymous No.213801104 >>213801241 >>213801385 >>213801508 >>213802365
Only seen the movies and know there’s way more shit not covered in them compared to the books. Why did the Sorting Hat want to put Harry in Slytherin again? Is it because of the link to Voldemort through the horcrux? And how was it convinced to put him in Gryffindor instead again? You’d think what the hat says is final and wouldn’t be convinced by some whiny brat. Also who put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire?
I need to rewatch the movies but my gf feels iffy because she’s against Rowling’s TERFness
Anonymous No.213801241
>>213789176
>>213800989
what went wrong?
>>213801104
>Is it because of the link to Voldemort through the horcrux?
Afraid so
> And how was it convinced to put him in Gryffindor instead again?
Because Harry made a choice "not Slytherin"
It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities to talk with snakes
>You’d think what the hat says is final
the hat never uttered the word Slytherine out loud, if it did Harry would have been in it because magic contracts are powerful
the whole sequence is voices in Harry's head and not out loud like in the movie
Harry never told this to anyone except Dumbledore at the end of CoS and his second son Albus in the epilogue
>Also who put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire?
BARTY CROUCH Jr
>gf feels iffy because she’s against Rowling’s TERFness
KWAB
Anonymous No.213801328 >>213801393 >>213801450
>>213793521
>anon projects his horniness into book scenes

this isn't ''reading between the lines'' anon lol. I agree IRL it would probably mean at least heavy petting but in the books nah.
Anonymous No.213801385
>>213801104
>I need to rewatch the movies but my gf feels iffy because she’s against Rowling’s TERFness
>woman obsessed with letting men take over women's spaces
you fucked up boy
Anonymous No.213801393 >>213801463
>>213801328
That's fair but I would say it at least implies 2nd or 3rd base. More than snogging at the least.
Anonymous No.213801420 >>213803573
Why did the wizards never look to Muggle weaponry to even the odds? Sniper fire from half a mile away, c4 set under some floorboards, nerve agent blowdart you can zoom around with your wand?
Anonymous No.213801450
>>213801328
Also there's also the scenes where Harry has dreams about Ginny which are implied to take on a sexual nature.
Anonymous No.213801463
>>213801393
yeah I read it that way as well, mb I didn't read the chain of posts and thought you were talking about sex and not just boobs.
It's a shame Rowling never upped the maturity of the books as they went on besides inserting some edge into them, but then again that's probably why she had so much success.
Anonymous No.213801501
>>213799322
They were so adorable together... fuck Kloves for ruining them.
Anonymous No.213801508 >>213801594
>>213801104
imagine giving this much of a shit about a book meant for primary school kids.
Anonymous No.213801561
>>213784953 (OP)
>Ask me anything Harry Potter (7 books, 8 movies) and I'll clear all your doubts
Anonymous No.213801594 >>213801660
>>213801508
No trust me bro itt we need to analyse the sexual relationship between two child characters and theorise if they had sex between two lines of dialogue that isn't even suggestive
Anonymous No.213801660
>>213801594
>child
Teens
Anonymous No.213802365 >>213802405
>>213801104
>Why did the Sorting Hat want to put Harry in Slytherin again? Is it because of the link to Voldemort through the horcrux?

Yes. Trelawney also gets some readings wrong for the same reason
Anonymous No.213802405 >>213802459 >>213802637
>>213802365
She gets readings wrong because she's canonically a phony
Anonymous No.213802459
>>213802405
And can only give prophecies when she goes in a trance
Anonymous No.213802637
>>213802405
Nah, there's a scene where she tells Harry his life sucks because he was born in midwinter like Voldy
Anonymous No.213803573
>>213801420
wizards are kinda uncreative like that
Anonymous No.213803682 >>213803789 >>213803930
>>213798738
He had the Elder wand during his duel in the department of mysteries retard.
Anonymous No.213803789 >>213804069
>>213803682
Oh gee, was that mentioned during that particular duel, or was that an invention for the 8th book, you drooling mongoloid?
Anonymous No.213803930
>>213803682
Voldemort didn't know there were things like the Deathly Hallows because he never heard the children's story.
He asks Olivander if there's a wand powerful enough to fight Harry when Lucius Malfoy's wand failed
Anonymous No.213804069 >>213804122
>>213803789
I mean, the question is about canon and he canonically had it ..in his hand...and Voldemort knew what it fucking was.

I'm not saying it isn't stupid to retcon his wand to BE that by the final book, Raj. I'm saying according to the canon, he would have seen the Elder Wand. In his hand. In the department of mysteries.
Anonymous No.213804122 >>213804160
>>213804069
>and Voldemort knew what it fucking was.
Nope, he really didn't. And it wasn't even invented by book 5, there was nothing indicating it was the Elder wand, not even a reference. The deathly hallows as a concept only existed during the 8th book. Maybe reread the books, you don't seem to remember them that well.
>Raj.
Lmao, how ironic.
Anonymous No.213804160 >>213804264
>>213804122
I truly feel like I'm talking to retards who can't into actual le media literacy, because even if it was retroactively made into the Elder wand, what makes it fucking stupid is that he would have SEEN it, during that duel.
>how ironic
I genuinely feel like you are ESL and this is my last (you), dumb faggot.
Anonymous No.213804264 >>213804278
>>213804160
He didn't know what the elder wand was, you massive dungheap of a man, your moronic argument holds no merit. Now stop projecting and go to bed, you have school tomorrow.
Anonymous No.213804278 >>213804319
>>213804264
Hello saar!
Anonymous No.213804319 >>213804426
>>213804278
I accept your concession, my underage friend.
Anonymous No.213804426 >>213804497 >>213804582
>>213804319
You didn't understand that JK fucked up her own canon by retroactively calling Dumbledore's wand, the one he used to duel in the Department of Mysteries, the Elder wand, because that means he would have seen it, so it makes him look even more retarded as the "most dangerous dark wizard of all time" when he is three feet away from it, then doesn't put 2 plus 2 together when he learns about it...after the battle of the seven Potters.


You have a very odd autism, mate. Get help.
Anonymous No.213804497 >>213804535
>>213804426
Why do you think I don't understand it? She even tried to handwave it by making Voldy not know anything about the deathly hollows.
Which really doesn't work, in my opinion.
Anonymous No.213804535 >>213804578
>>213804497
>why do you think I don't understand it?
Because you aren't reading my posts properly since you are running it through duo lingo you fucking faggot. Get off this board.
Anonymous No.213804578
>>213804535
Now that's some massive projection going on. Are you sure you aren't arguing with someone else? Maybe you are accidentally replying to me? Fuck, man, I don't know.
> Get off this board.
Make me.
Anonymous No.213804582 >>213804648
>>213804426
Dumb fucking faggot do you think Voldemort knows what Deathly Hallows are or do you think Dumbledore keeps yelling "Elder Wand xyz" before doing a spell or that Voldemort has seen what the Elder Wand looks like in some book before or after the duel in Department of Mysteries?
Olivander tells him about it and even he says it's a legend and the Wand may not even exist
Anonymous No.213804648 >>213804850 >>213804880
>>213804582
Ollivander tells him about it like a few days after he's had the duel. So are you legit arguing he's knuckle dragging retarded? When he sees what it actually looks like, when he peers into minds, and confirms it exists, why then does it still take so long for him to figure out?

Do not redeem the credit card
Anonymous No.213804748 >>213804774 >>213804804
>when he peers into minds
...Occlumency? Which Dumbledore mastered?
> why then does it still take so long for him to figure out?
...To figure out the thing he had zero awareness of....
>e-everyone is indian even though I am the retard!
Man, imagine not being able to understand 'arry fucking Potter and having the audacity to call others names, lmoa...
Anonymous No.213804774
>>213804748
I am truly asking if you are English second language. Are you?
Anonymous No.213804804
>>213804748
>...Occlumency? Which Dumbledore mastered?
right? Yes? What is your point?
Anonymous No.213804825 >>213805118
So, house elves wear tattered rags and old sacks because if their masters ever give them clothes, even accidentally, then theys be free right?

1. How do they do the laundry? If their master shoves his sweaty wizard undies in an elf's face and says “wash deese“, doesn't that free the elf?

2. Why don't rags and sacks count as clothes? They're fabric, they wear them to hide their elfin' shame, and they presumably came from the masters property.

3. Once Dobby is freed and can do whatever he wants with his phenomenal cosmic power why does he still dick about in a burlap sack?
Anonymous No.213804850 >>213804902
>>213804648
>Ollivander tells him about it like a few days after he's had the duel.
If you can prove it by bringing up the book quote I'll make a video of sucking a dildo you fucking moron
>Voldy duels Dumbledore in OotP
>Olivander is kidnapped at the start of HBP
>Voldemort uses Lucius Malfoy's wand during the battle of 7 Potters
When even that wand fails he Olivander says "I thought using another wand will work" and reveals the legend of the Death Stick/Elder Wand without telling the story of the Deathly Hallows

>When he sees what it actually looks like, when he peers into minds, and confirms it exists
He never sees what it actually looks like. Olivander tells him Gregorovitch claimed to have the wand last. Greg says it was stolen. Voldy uses magic to see the boy who stole it (a young Grindelwald)
Anonymous No.213804880
>>213804648
Read you fucking nutjob
https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Mission_for_the_Elder_Wand
Anonymous No.213804882 >>213804964
>I am truly asking if you are English second language. Are you?
Nope.
>right? Yes? What is your point?
...So Voldy couldn't "peer into his mind"? But even if he could, it's not an anime, Dumbledore wouldn't be thinking about how awesome his elder wand is or whatever.
>gave me two (You)s
I am thoroughly entertained, but it's kinda sad~
Anonymous No.213804902 >>213804979
>>213804850
>Voldy uses magic to see the boy who stole it (a young Grindelwald)
...and he can't look at what the wand looked like? Is he stupid?
Anonymous No.213804964 >>213805001
>>213804882
This is why you are ESL, I wasn't talking about him peering into Dumbledore's mind, that wasn't the point.
Anonymous No.213804979
>>213804902
Grasping at straws, dumbass
>why didn't voldemort remember what the wand Dumbledore was holding looked like during a fatal duel that lasted for less than 5 minutes
Anonymous No.213805001 >>213805031
>>213804964
Ah, so you just brought it up because....Voldy could have peered at someone else's mind that knew what the elder wand was like, even though he himself didn't even know it existed....
You are gonna burn up that projector and your parents will have to ground you, careful!
Anonymous No.213805031 >>213805050
>>213805001
(you)
Anonymous No.213805050
>>213805031
Awww, you are so kind!
Anonymous No.213805067 >>213805150 >>213807159
>>213784953 (OP)
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Anonymous No.213805118 >>213805161
>>213804825
>1. How do they do the laundry? If their master shoves his sweaty wizard undies in an elf's face and says “wash deese“, doesn't that free the elf?
No, they can do laundry. You have to present them the clothes. Part with it. Discard it.
Lucius Malfoy throws the sock away at Dobby discarding it and giving it to him. Dobby uses this technicality to get free.

>2. Why don't rags and sacks count as clothes? They're fabric, they wear them to hide their elfin' shame, and they presumably came from the masters property.
Most likely they take it themselves to cover up instead of being presented with them.

>3. Once Dobby is freed and can do whatever he wants with his phenomenal cosmic power why does he still dick about in a burlap sack?
He doesn't. The movie shows him in the same clothes so people recognize him. In the books he's in 4th to 7th part and dresses however he pleases
Anonymous No.213805150 >>213807159
>>213805067
Janny didn't like the webm showing tits even though the girl in webm has had background roles in some Netflix shit
Anonymous No.213805161
>>213805118
>Dobby uses this technicality to get free.
Mirroring how Harry used a technicality to win against the Dark Lord of Evil.
Anonymous No.213805359
...EEEEHEHE!
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Anonymous No.213807128
>>213784967
witches just say abortus fetus and it's over
Anonymous No.213807159
>>213805067
>>213805150
it had too much cleavage for the gay, gay jannies