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Anonymous No.213786737 >>213786817 >>213786957 >>213787009 >>213787692 >>213788045 >>213788190 >>213788794 >>213789889 >>213789903 >>213790279 >>213790929 >>213791987 >>213793717 >>213794160 >>213794622 >>213798897 >>213799850 >>213801342 >>213803506 >>213805127
Dexter Resurrection
>yfw Dexter finds out you faked the murder weapon when "investigating" yourself
>yfw next he will notice your phony evil white male AI audio records are fake too
Dexter Resurrection thread
Anonymous No.213786817 >>213788045 >>213799411 >>213800551 >>213800839
>>213786737 (OP)
it's obvious the ripper is his african landlord
Anonymous No.213786957
>>213786737 (OP)
it's more like she's short circuiting from not figuring it out herself and wants nothing more than to listen to the bee gees
Anonymous No.213787009 >>213787134 >>213787358 >>213787562 >>213788045 >>213788082 >>213788144 >>213788167 >>213789922 >>213797742
>>213786737 (OP)
So what's the status quo by the end of the season?
>Landlord is the ripper.
>Investigator is the ripper.
>Investigator realises who Dex is and asks him to join the police squad.
>Harrison killed his Mom.
Anonymous No.213787134 >>213787192 >>213787295 >>213789840 >>213791940 >>213797742
>>213787009
Ripper is either someone white and male or the records are fake and it's the detective
>Investigator realises who Dex is and asks him to join the police squad.
I think it will happen with Prater instead. He would be extremely happy with Dexter being the butcher and won't care about all other dead serial killers because they were inferior. He may even come back for season 2
Anonymous No.213787192 >>213787308
>>213787134
I feel like Dex needs a new building he works in that'll let him kill more people. I feel like Prater dying would fuck up the entire show.
Anonymous No.213787295 >>213798480
>>213787134
That's how it feels. Praetor would find it more interesting than anything to know Dexter is the Butcher. They might even become "friends" but next season, as always, Dexter has to kill him.
Anonymous No.213787308 >>213789731
>>213787192
Prater finding out that not only is the BHB somebody he knows but that he essentially gifted him 5 killers then dying because his heart cant handle it.
Anonymous No.213787358 >>213787588
>>213787009
Harrison killing Rita makes the most sense at this point. Why wouldn’t Trinity rub it in Dexter’s face or even attempt to escape by hinting at something being wrong. Harrison just happens to be there and happens to be covered in blood and not dead. Pretty sus
Anonymous No.213787562
>>213787009
>>Investigator realises who Dex is and asks him to join the police squad.
I will Elvis my TV set if that happens.
Anonymous No.213787588 >>213787640
>>213787358
>killing rita
nani
I meant the other one
Anonymous No.213787640 >>213787666
>>213787588
Literally who
Anonymous No.213787666 >>213788216
>>213787640
Hannah, that's who I meant
Anonymous No.213787692 >>213788018
>>213786737 (OP)
She’s merely impressed and will hire him to join the NYC police department.
Anonymous No.213787919 >>213789427 >>213800982
Would it be too insane for prator to know dexter was the BHB?
Prator has eyes everywhere and hunts out serial killers himself.
He likely heard about the incident in iron lake and did his own investigating and might've connected the dots between dexter=bhb theories
Harrison going to new york was coincidental but maybe prator knew Dexter would follow
This is maybe the most coincidental thing but the "dark passenger" killer in new york might've had that name fabricated by prator himself, knowing it would draw out dexter
Dexter of course would investigate and eventually find the letter and be interested.

I think Dexter likes to forget how close he was to the whole BHB thing and how many serial killer incidents there were around his time at miami metro and him also being a victim of the trinity killers final kill so I don't think it's unlike for people interested in serial killers to hear his name or see his face.
Anonymous No.213788018
>>213787692
Yeah that's what I took from that interaction too, Dexter genuinely returning back to form with PD shenanigans would be so cool
Anonymous No.213788045 >>213788086 >>213796863
>>213786737 (OP)
>>213786817
>>213787009
Both the detective and the landlord are the ripper.
Anonymous No.213788071 >>213789320 >>213801713 >>213801860
the ripper is the billionaire from new blood eho disappeared halfway through the season
Anonymous No.213788082 >>213789922
>>213787009
>not even mentioning the most obvious one
???
Anonymous No.213788086
>>213788045
Like a gemini ripper?
Anonymous No.213788111 >>213791225
The Ripper is Robo-Deb. Prater resurrected her as a cyborg.
Anonymous No.213788144
>>213787009
If she knows who Dex is then she'd also know that he'll 'disappear' the NY Ripper before she gets a chance to claim the glory, so she'd be dumb as fuck to invite him to the investigation.
Mind you this is Dexter so who knows...
Anonymous No.213788149 >>213804594
I just hope the reveal won't get spoiled like a day/hours before the episode. That would kill my soul
Anonymous No.213788167 >>213788227 >>213788808
>>213787009
Doakes is still alive and he was the ripper all along
Anonymous No.213788177
https://youtu.be/oJSRvc0KFbI?si=t7cZxKERNq-4GfGe
Anonymous No.213788190
>>213786737 (OP)
I feel like they shouldn't introduce the ripper until next season - if we get literally any new white male character in their 30s-50s before the end of the season then he's obviously the ripper.
Like Debra's smart, charming bf who appears halfway through season 1.
Anonymous No.213788216 >>213788849
>>213787666
Holy fuck I memory holed the final seasons haha
Anonymous No.213788227
>>213788167
Doakes comes back and starts raping everyone - "The Ripper you say? just a spelling mistake, motherfucker"
Anonymous No.213788332 >>213788416 >>213804010
kino?
Anonymous No.213788416 >>213804010
>>213788332
It's not his whole collection, just his slides up until 2007.
Anonymous No.213788565 >>213788603 >>213788607
Will there ever be a plot point where someone's smartphone was listening in to Dexter opening up to someone before he kills them or whatever? They seem to use their personal phones pretty freely everywhere. Of course even if the phones listen in to at least offer you "better ads" etc I realize it still would require someone to actually investigate and look into something. But it's been a while when someone was tapped because Dexter hardly ever speaks in code, other than maybe with Batista in the car where he nor admits or denies anything.

In S2 at least Dexter was suspecting that Doakes was wearing a wire before headbutting him iirc.

And I repeat: just because smartphones have the capacity to listen in or security cameras exists, that doesn't immediately mean Dexter should get caught in episode 1, because even so it still requires someone investigating and looking into the audio or footage. Not a plot hole per se even if Dexter is overtly supernatural at this point.
Anonymous No.213788603 >>213788728 >>213788773 >>213788839
>>213788565
dexter always strips his victims naked
Anonymous No.213788607
>>213788565
It won't happen, but going full on Warlock Demon pact with Dexter would be kino - like the books.
Anonymous No.213788728
>>213788603
Yeah. He assrapes them too when they're passed out. I wonder why they never show that part.
Anonymous No.213788737
blessing is not the ripper because it's too obvious that the damaged child soldier is also a serial killer
prater isn't the ripper
the cops aren't the ripper
fat steve schirripa isn't the ripper
the only thing we know about the ripper really is that prater knows him and got his weapon from him. so, there's are a few paths for the ripper story to take:
the ripper is still alive and he will be an original character. he will shock kill someone in the finale and season 2 is about finding the ripper.
the ripper will be jonah. i don't think they can reveal jonah is the ripper to dexter this early because i'd make the next season largely pointless, but we are due a chris camargo cameo, so maybe
>i told you we should have killed him
the ripper is dead and it's a complete nothing burger. it will turn out to be something retarded like biney's first spree and he grew up in the same foster home as prater. and prater was biney's secret benefactor. cue camargo cameo
>oh yeah i should told you about that in season 1 little brother, whatever
Anonymous No.213788773
>>213788603
No he doesn't, he didn't (have time) to do so with either of Gemini twins for example and there countless situations where they definitely have their phone on them like if Dexter or Harrison was under investigation and the police tapped their phones then it would be hard to explain shit. This possibility simply isn't considered at all in this universe as far as I'm concerned and I realize it would add extra steps to show them leaving their phones to other room to talk or talk in code language like "are the dishes done" etc
Anonymous No.213788794
>>213786737 (OP)
Isn’t she 40 tops? That would mean she was like 12 during 90s where reaper killed bro
Anonymous No.213788808
>>213788167
idiot, he was the bay harbor butcher
read a textbook
Anonymous No.213788811 >>213788827 >>213788836 >>213788857 >>213789451
I think we all know who will turn out to be the New York Ripper
Anonymous No.213788827
>>213788811
Fuck I hate this cunt irl.
Anonymous No.213788836
>>213788811
hope not but he does mention shitty little houses and all his targets are young girls just like harrisons not-gf
Anonymous No.213788839 >>213789961
>>213788603
Don't they always poop and piss themselves after dying? Would be gross
Anonymous No.213788849
>>213788216
Premise of NB is that she dies (apparently due to cancer) and Harrison meets Dex, but there's such a blurry timeline in between her dying and him somehow being on the run.
Anonymous No.213788857
>>213788811
Robert De Niro found murdered, the words 'Didn't read for David' mysteriously carved into his torso.
Anonymous No.213789013 >>213789067 >>213789476 >>213791436
harrison please grow some balls in season 2 stop crying constantly
Anonymous No.213789067 >>213789110 >>213789132 >>213789213 >>213795378 >>213800982
>>213789013
HIm being a little bitch all the time gives Dexter more chad aura by default.
Anonymous No.213789110 >>213798800
>>213789067
he is bussin
aura farming
tung tung tung sahur
Anonymous No.213789132
>>213789067
They look like a believable father/son duo in this scene.
Anonymous No.213789213 >>213798630
>>213789067
>cries when dexter isnt with him
>cries when dexter is with him
what does this retard want
Anonymous No.213789320
>>213788071
Holy shit, completely forgot about that guy. They set him up to be some big bad villain, but it went nowhere. Did the writers just change their mind halfways through the show?
Anonymous No.213789325 >>213790190 >>213800899
I was disappointed to see david dalmatian and krysten ritter die so soon. david is a fantastic actor and ritter is hot.
Anonymous No.213789427 >>213789567
>>213787919
In his universe there mustve been books written about the bay harbour butcher (as we saw a chapter) which would include pics of the whole Miami squad and possibly Dexter by himself or at the very least his name.
Anonymous No.213789451
>>213788811
Was the eyething a reference to the sopranos
Anonymous No.213789476 >>213789556
>>213789013
>"takes place weeks after Dexter Morgan takes a bullet to the chest from his own son, as he awakens from a coma to find Harrison (Jack Alcott) gone without a trace. Realising the weight of what he put his son through, Dexter sets out for New York City, determined to find him and make things right. But closure won’t come easy. When Miami Metro’s Angel Batista (David Zayas) arrives with questions, Dexter realises his past is catching up to him fast. As father and son navigate their own darkness in the city that never sleeps, they soon find themselves deeper than they ever imaginedβ€”and that the only way out is together."
That's the series description sent out before it started which makes me 90% certain he's icing Batista in the last episode
Anonymous No.213789498 >>213789529
>Mias mother is in a coma
>Ripper didnt kill for a while
>Prater got the weapon from Mia
>Male voicecalls to confuse police and Praters entertainment
Anonymous No.213789529 >>213789645
>>213789498
Sorry. Not Mia, meant Uma Thurman but forgot her characters name.
Anonymous No.213789556 >>213789658
>>213789476
Or Batista gets killed by someone else and maybe Dexter reveals he was in fact the bhb while Batista is dying.
Anonymous No.213789567 >>213789678
>>213789427
>One member of the Miami Metro squad who helped bring Doakes to justice was Dexter Morgan; a blood spatter analyst who enjoyed buying plastic wrap by the ton and who was personally targeted by The Trinity Killer before Trinity suddenly vanished forever. Morgan's disappearance from Miami also happens to perfectly correlate with the vigilante murders of the city's serial killers grinding to a total halt....
>....anyway, onto the next squad member, Angel Batista
Anonymous No.213789645
>>213789529
Charley
Anonymous No.213789658 >>213789698
>>213789556
I meant Harrisons kills Battista to save Dexter. There's no way to repair Dex and la passions relationship at this point because of Doakes and LaGuerrta, and the entire theme of that series tag is Harrison actually has to do something to save his dad.
Anonymous No.213789678
>>213789567
So also people writing or reading about trinity would know his name.
Anonymous No.213789698 >>213789866
>>213789658
It wouldnt fit le code though
Anonymous No.213789703
Hope Quinn has more of a role next season.
Anonymous No.213789731 >>213789761
>>213787308
They should keep Prater for at least 2 seasons because otherwise they just do the same mistakes again. No they know for sure they have 3 seasons to do this stuff so they have no excuse not to make overseasonal archs.
Anonymous No.213789761
>>213789731
Mayhe Decter can blackmail him to pay his sons tuition or some bs like that
Anonymous No.213789840
>>213787134
it could just be the detective's partner
Anonymous No.213789866
>>213789698
I mean he's always played pretty fast and lose with the code where family was concerned. He was willing to look the other way when Deb killed LaGuerrta but flew across the ocean to hunt down Lila because of Doakes. Harrison doesn't even believe in the code he just has to either want to save his dad enough or get pissed off and hulk out again
Anonymous No.213789889 >>213789902 >>213789908 >>213789910 >>213790000 >>213790229 >>213800617
>>213786737 (OP)
let me introduce you to the NY ripper. dude's been getting way to much screen time to be just a nobody boyfriend of a landlord's daughter
Anonymous No.213789902
>>213789889
for how did the show say that the ripper had been killing?
Anonymous No.213789903 >>213789925 >>213802183 >>213802267
>>213786737 (OP)
What a fucking skank
Anonymous No.213789908
>>213789889
most retarded theory award
Anonymous No.213789910 >>213789963
>>213789889
wouldn't he have been like 12 years old when the Ripper began killing?
Anonymous No.213789922 >>213789933 >>213789974 >>213791493 >>213800659
>>213787009
>>213788082
Oliver killed jonah
This is canon btw
Anonymous No.213789925
>>213789903
>kabbalah bracelet
interesting
yes, i already know
Anonymous No.213789933 >>213789974 >>213790001
>>213789922
Nothing in season 8 is canon until it's said it is
Anonymous No.213789961
>>213788839
He cuts the bodies up into chunks, there's already going to be a fuckload of mess to clean up.
Anonymous No.213789963
>>213789910
I wouldn't sweat dates and ages in this show. Harrison is only meant to be 12 afterall.
Anonymous No.213789974 >>213789987
>>213789922
>>213789933
The fuck are you talking about. Jonah didnt die
Anonymous No.213789987 >>213790007 >>213791367
>>213789974
Anonymous No.213790000 >>213790229 >>213799682
>>213789889
Whats the meaning of him buying more ice than necessary and failing startups?
Anonymous No.213790001 >>213790052
>>213789933
Why? I know Philips hates it but he's not contradicted anything from it either
Anonymous No.213790007
>>213789987
Interesting but doesn't mean he killed him.
Those small details are irrelevant as much as Vogel or Saxon never been mentioned again.
"It's possible" is not a certainty
Anonymous No.213790052 >>213790120
>>213790001
Well..because he hates it? He's not going to make Dexter look into the camera and say VOGEL ISN'T REAL
Anonymous No.213790120 >>213790167
>>213790052
But shit like self defence, Argentina, Hannah etc are and have been mentioned in NB and Resurrection. He's clearly following the story on just not acknowledging the bits he doesn't have to at that point. Jonah being dead is something he'd have to acknowledge if he was planning to make him the Ripper
Anonymous No.213790167
>>213790120
you can't retcon really important stuff like that but vogel is just backstory + j mitchell appears for one second on a monitor
Anonymous No.213790190
>>213789325
Ritter is a disgusting Jew with literal goblin claws for feet
Anonymous No.213790229
>>213789889
>>213790000
This has to be it because why on earth would they put a random jew married to a Black princess in every single episode?
Anonymous No.213790279 >>213790549
>>213786737 (OP)
>whoever the ripper is doesnt matter and wont be resolved
>Prater is calling the victims with a voice changer and taunting them
>Dexter needs a reason to kill Prater at the end
>Charlie shoots Prater and helps Dexter cover up his kills because she finds out hes the BHB or already knows
>Batista and Dexter have a final showdown
>Harrison Kills Batista to protect his dad the same way his dad protected him
>big end reveal is that the ripper is Jonah setting up the next season

look into your hearts, you know im right
Anonymous No.213790502 >>213790517 >>213790545
Why do some people believe that Dexter has a twin? Lmfao that doesn't make any fucking sense.
Anonymous No.213790517
>>213790502
>making sense
heh
Anonymous No.213790545 >>213790564
>>213790502
In the books Brian looks so much like Dexter they could've been twins
Anonymous No.213790549 >>213792626
>>213790279
more like

>Dexter kills Al
>Midget and Uma are still in next season
>Ripper is revealed as some shitty new character that dies immediately
>Harrison has 30 hours of runtime with silly teenager romance triangle between mexican mom and hot edgy blonde that probably reminds him of his mom

unsure about Batista's fate, i doubt he'll die, at least not at the hands of Harrison or Dex.
if Harrison kills him we gonna have to endure 4 seasons of that faggot crying
Anonymous No.213790564
>>213790545
this.
the book itself makes you question if the ice truck killer isn't dexter himself or some shit like that. i read it a long time ago
Anonymous No.213790667 >>213790751
Having Dexter not kill Prater would be some retarded video game bullshit but this show is pretty retarded already so who knows
Anonymous No.213790751 >>213790799 >>213790850 >>213791336 >>213800117
>>213790667
Prater does not fit the code by any means
Being a sick fuck does not make you a murderer
Anonymous No.213790799 >>213790859
>>213790751
You people are fucking idiots. Of course he fits the code. He literally funds whole squads of serial killers, with the express purpose of allowing them to perform their acts.
Anonymous No.213790850 >>213800982
>>213790751
If Jordan Chase and the therapist from season 1 counted, Prater counts too. He literally commissions "preview shots" before the victims are murdered. No moral relativism "well ackshully" makes what hes doing moral at all in Dexter's mind
Anonymous No.213790859
>>213790799
That's not what happened in the book.
Anonymous No.213790929
>>213786737 (OP)
No way, she couldn't wield a weapon like that. She just doesn't have the Lithgow-esque manpaws.
Anonymous No.213791225
>>213788111
sex with robo-deb
Anonymous No.213791336
>>213790751
have you ever watched dexter before?
Anonymous No.213791367
>>213789987
and how exactly is this supposed to be proof that jonah is dead?
Anonymous No.213791436 >>213792035
>>213789013
He’s better this season but still annoying
Anonymous No.213791493
>>213789922
I'm ready to believe this and admit I just forgot this happened, but I suppose no one can provide a video clip, a time stamp or even the episode where it's even implied the brain surgeon killed jonah. It's just a gaslighting meme.
Anonymous No.213791823
if its really that basedboy glasses wearing brown fuck the ny ripper im going to doompost about s2 and s3 24/7
Anonymous No.213791857 >>213791877 >>213802453 >>213802675
>Imagine this being your aunt.
Anonymous No.213791877
>>213791857
>not that little at all
what did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.213791940 >>213792115 >>213792147
>>213787134
Group 1 is a sting purposely assembled to lure out the BHB. Prater never bought Doakes as the real killer
Anonymous No.213791987 >>213801422
>>213786737 (OP)
Prater is the most likely to be the ripper, followed by the partner cop followed by someone we haven't seen yet.
Anonymous No.213792035
>>213791436
I was watching the scene where they show the college and even before they showed him waiting for Dexter I knew he was gonna look like a sad mopey sack and I was right. Needs to stop being a pussy.
Anonymous No.213792115 >>213792147 >>213793688
>>213791940
Yeah but for that to have happened they would've had to know Dexter was alive, in the New York area, and that he killed Caldwell... And he hadn't been killing for a decade prior.
Anonymous No.213792147
>>213791940
>>213792115
Also he only learned about the meeting because Red very conveniently decided to mention the invitation. If he'd killed him like he has everyone else this season he wouldn't have had the opportunity.
Anonymous No.213792471
Batista is going to get framed for leaving his apple device in Dexter's car.
Anonymous No.213792626
>>213790549
>Ripper is revealed as some shitty new character that dies immediately
They already did that with Gemini, twice. Well not a shitty character but like gets killed easily.
Anonymous No.213792640
If you're a serial killer that was spotted by Prater it means you're a shit one
Anonymous No.213792733 >>213792964 >>213792984 >>213800055 >>213800372 >>213800474
Willing to be the blonde chick at the college also has some sort of dark passenger and either causes Harrison to kill again or she gives him an alibi at some point
Anonymous No.213792938 >>213793095 >>213793584
milkies
Anonymous No.213792964
>>213792733
all zoomettes are evil
Anonymous No.213792971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1BKeDzQgN8
it's up
Anonymous No.213792984
>>213792733
Just because she made a joke about fingering doesn't mean she's a psychopath anon
Anonymous No.213793095 >>213793125
>>213792938
Kek is that a midge?
Anonymous No.213793125 >>213793204
>>213793095
That's just an armenian child
Anonymous No.213793204
>>213793125
I wouldn't want an armenian child butler
Anonymous No.213793342 >>213793503 >>213793633 >>213797123 >>213800032
it's weird that gemini was top 1 killer in the world and he's dead already, dexter didn't even have any conversation with him about being bay harbor butcher, what a shame

now it feels like only small fries are left
Anonymous No.213793503
>>213793342
They're setting the Ripper up to be the big bad
Anonymous No.213793584
>>213792938
The crew just films this stuff happening like it's a nature document. They just don't interfere even if they know they are filming serial killers.
Anonymous No.213793633 >>213794639
>>213793342
What was the body count of gemini implied to be?

Btw kind of interesting how I know they don't just think that it has to be twins, but how often do they consider there might be a duo or a group doing the killings? Like how did they know BHB was just one guy, other than it was probably one going doing the dismemberment at least because it leaves signatures of personal style?
Anonymous No.213793666 >>213801214 >>213801446
I know they lean into the stereotype that serial killers are mostly expected to be white lone males who around 30 and somewhat intelligent, and even that's not the whole truth irl, but how would they go on determining if there's more than on killer irl or in dexter universe? Other than plenty of different real or metaphorical fingerprints.
Anonymous No.213793688 >>213794215
>>213792115
Charlie picked up police radio chatter from Iron Lake concerning the BHB. There we go
Anonymous No.213793717 >>213799986
>>213786737 (OP)
Reminds me of Elle Marz.
Anonymous No.213793729 >>213793778
Batista needs to take la pensiΓ³n before something happens to him
Anonymous No.213793778 >>213794014
>>213793729
>I was cinco days from retiring
Anonymous No.213793872 >>213793914
I didn't like the way dexter killed gemini. He should have been taunting him in front of the group, he spergs out, and uma shoots him in the fucking head.
Anonymous No.213793914 >>213794098
>>213793872
Maybe but now he got to tell him he killed his twin.
Anonymous No.213794014 >>213794150
>>213793778
why do americans talk like this
Anonymous No.213794098
>>213793914
Ah true
Anonymous No.213794150
>>213794014
Government jobs are some of the last remaining professions that pay a pension after working a significant portion of your life.
Anonymous No.213794160
>>213786737 (OP)
A woman couldn't kill that way. It's unrealistic.
Anonymous No.213794215 >>213794635 >>213795774
>>213793688
Yeah she was picking up "chatter" from some random little shitty town while in New York, totally makes sense
Anonymous No.213794400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1BKeDzQgN8
Anonymous No.213794601
The ripper will be a disappointing old man
Anonymous No.213794622
>>213786737 (OP)
No
Anonymous No.213794635 >>213797947
>>213794215
The town was in new york state, just not the city.
Anonymous No.213794639 >>213794689 >>213795090
>>213793633
>What was the body count of gemini implied to be?
hundreds probably
Anonymous No.213794689
>>213794639
>>What was the body count of gemini implied to be?
>hundreds probably

I agree, he was pretty sexy.
Anonymous No.213794792 >>213802183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1ptAM20nz0
Anonymous No.213794910
>AngΓ©l...
Anonymous No.213795090
>>213794639
Very funny I just got a picture that they might have killed like 12 people but they made it in an interesting way by killing "couples" like not just romantic couples but two people at once.
Anonymous No.213795186 >>213800826
>She's the Ripper
>Dexter joins the NY forensics team in S2
>the excuse is that he wants to be a role model for his son/help out the investigation
>Batista is dead, so he has no enemies
>Death Note dynamic, except they're both killers, and they both know it
>Dexter effectively becomes Doakes in the character dynamic
K I N O
Anonymous No.213795218 >>213795652
who else from the original show could show up. masuka and quinn having bigger roles? batista's sister? she was cute.
Anonymous No.213795254 >>213795289 >>213795300 >>213796003 >>213796403 >>213796704
Anonymous No.213795289 >>213796403 >>213796704
>>213795254
new basedjak just dropped
Anonymous No.213795300 >>213795329 >>213796832
>>213795254
Ive been rewatching the show while watching resurrection and what I think I miss the most is the comedy, this is one of the few funny moments in nudexter
Anonymous No.213795329
>>213795300
huh?? resurrection had plenty of funny moments like in the first ep where some guy curses at dexter in the car and harry goes "he doesnt fit the code"
Anonymous No.213795378
>>213789067
dudes stressed tf out
Anonymous No.213795515 >>213796753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeIYQ_WgryA
Anonymous No.213795652
>>213795218
Deb's twin
Anonymous No.213795774
>>213794215
Makes more sense and is less contrived than anything in the last 4 original seasons. Maybe Prater just has her constantly scouting for new talent
Anonymous No.213795855 >>213795883 >>213799935
Gemini were actually triplets and the third one is the Ripper. Sorry for spoiling it for everyone.
Anonymous No.213795883 >>213797102
>>213795855
tiktok comment tier retardation
Anonymous No.213796003
>>213795254
this and dexters boomer tier thumbs up response to harrison killed me
Anonymous No.213796403 >>213796491 >>213797017
>>213795254
>>213795289
template for my fine gentlesirs
Anonymous No.213796491 >>213796528 >>213797017 >>213797128
>>213796403
Anonymous No.213796528 >>213796704 >>213797017
>>213796491
ebin
Anonymous No.213796704 >>213798389
>>213795254
>>213795289
>>213796528
Anonymous No.213796753
>>213795515
goddamn i miss the old soundtrack so much. there's this other track that's sorta low key when dexter is contemplating something
Anonymous No.213796830
Anonymous No.213796832 >>213796857
>>213795300
res is extremely you tard
Anonymous No.213796857
>>213796832
>extremely
funny*
Anonymous No.213796863
>>213788045
JujyJameson is also involved. And Prater is making the phone calls
Anonymous No.213797017 >>213797607
>>213796403
>>213796491
>>213796528
Anonymous No.213797100 >>213797131
hag lovers, we eatin good
Anonymous No.213797102
>>213795883
I understand you are frustrated about the factual leaks.
Anonymous No.213797123
>>213793342
Was he? Maybe he/they were, but it's hard to take seriously when there's a whole ass club of serial killers. Also gives each of them less focus and build-up, meaning the deaths also are less impactful.
Anonymous No.213797128 >>213797188
>>213796491
Does this confirm the season rocks.
Anonymous No.213797129 >>213797158 >>213797191 >>213797808
Bautista is the Ripper.
Anonymous No.213797131
>>213797100
gib big titty hag gf
Anonymous No.213797158
>>213797129
It's the kid with asthma.
Anonymous No.213797188 >>213797496 >>213798064
>>213797128
I dunno but these are the best threads on /tv/ right now, a haven from #supershit (let's see how long that lasts).
Anonymous No.213797191 >>213797215 >>213797808
>>213797129
He's not in the series
Anonymous No.213797215 >>213797808
>>213797191
...yet.
Anonymous No.213797496
>>213797188
I realize every season of dexter has people praising at least the first 5 episodes and then keeping some optimistic hope for the last 5 episodes, but this time the season actually seems to be solid and they took the feedback to heart and read the forum posts and reddit and these threads etc to avoid the most obvious boring and too stupid shit.

I watched the original sin and I don't think it ever was 5/5 or even 4/5 most of the time but it was solid +3/5 entertaining show to watch for the whole run so that's something. It still had useless plot lines and useless big bad, but you learn to watch the show just to be entertained. Compared to that resurrection has been a solid 4/5 the whole way so far. The most important guarantee for dexter show success is that it doesn't take itself too seriously nowadays.
Anonymous No.213797607 >>213798882
>>213797017
surprising lack of manpaws this season tbqh
Anonymous No.213797742
>>213787134
>>213787009
Prator is 100% dead by the end of the season. Not just because of the fact that Dexter writers like to wrap up villain plots at the end of each season, but it probably would have been impossible to get Dinklage to commit to more than one season.
Anonymous No.213797808 >>213799255
>>213797129
>>213797191
>>213797215
FUCK you're right, everyone on Dexter has a twin, and Angel has an EVIL twin, Detective Demon Bautista from the Vancouver Lost & Found (the opposite of Miami Homicide).
Anonymous No.213797947
>>213794635
I know it was
Anonymous No.213798064
>>213797188
At least until fishtank returns.
Anonymous No.213798389
>>213796704
>Black Ho
Anonymous No.213798480 >>213798602
>>213787295
He wouldn't, Prater would hate Dexter after learning he's the BHB because Dex takes away the one thing that Prater yearns for: control. The creators have really went out of their way to show how much of a control freak Prater is and how controlling the killers gives him pleasure. Dex would take that away from him.
Anonymous No.213798602
>>213798480
Which one is Dex?
Anonymous No.213798630
>>213789213
Lantinx milf pussy
Anonymous No.213798800
>>213789110
And a very good skibidi labubu to you too.
Anonymous No.213798882
>>213797607
That was the one thing about New Blood, even if you think it sucked, you gotta admit that Kurt Caldwell probably had some beefy mitts on him. Imagine an epic teamup between Lithgow and Caldwell, the world doesn't even make gloves large enough to contain them.
Anonymous No.213798897 >>213798967 >>213799032
>>213786737 (OP)
Gf wants to watch this, iirc it goes to shit after S4. Can I just skip over everything after that and jump straight into this new show?
Anonymous No.213798967 >>213800522
>>213798897
Stfu
Anonymous No.213799032
>>213798897
You're girlfriend wouldn't be paying attention or understand it anyway, so who cares, go for it. Tell her it's the latest season of Mad Men, tell her you're at Dorsia. None of this matters.
Anonymous No.213799255 >>213799351
>>213797808
His fight against literally me in 2049 was great. It should be a challenge against aging Dexter.
Anonymous No.213799351
>>213799255
That was before Bautista went zesty though. HRT is a hell of a drug, and we don't even know Detective Bautista's pronouns yet.
Anonymous No.213799411 >>213799553 >>213799690
>>213786817
a random taxi driver dexter met is the ripper
it would be extremely shitty writing
Anonymous No.213799553 >>213799606
>>213799411
That's why it's going to be Dexter's twin brother.
Anonymous No.213799606
>>213799553
How do we know which Prater triplet brother was hosting which meeting?
Anonymous No.213799682 >>213799753
>>213790000
he's the ice bag killer
Anonymous No.213799690
>>213799411
well actually prater told blessing where dexter was because he's been keeping tabs on dexter for decades since he's secretly vogels 2nd cousin and also used to be in the same elks lodge with trinity and kurt caldwell so he knows exactly who dexter is
Anonymous No.213799753
>>213799682
Anonymous No.213799850 >>213800300 >>213801033
>>213786737 (OP)
resurrection season 2 most ridiculous ideas
>lumen shows up and says hannah is not actually dead and she's in an epstein type cult
>harrison meets astor and they have incest relationship
>lila twin sister shows up to avenge her sister
>african taxi driver is actually doakes in disguise
>dark passenger serial killer is actually dexter alter ego.
>trinity kid becomes serial killer
>matthews is revealed to be richard vogel and serial killer mastermind
>dexter adoptive mother is revealed to be alive and she was actually cia and faked her death because cia is interested in dexter
Anonymous No.213799902
it's been a while so my memory is a little hazy, did the original show throw so many red herrings about who the big antagonist was? it's a common thing in mystery shows naturally but I just wanna know if it's something we should expect
Anonymous No.213799935
>>213795855
Geminis are not actually twins but clones created by prater
Dexter will discover prater lab with Gemini clones
Anonymous No.213799986
>>213793717
Lol her Joi videos are hilarious
Anonymous No.213800032 >>213800072
>>213793342
Dexter is unironically too experienced. He would literally have to have some death cults or fucking special ops as villians at this point
Anonymous No.213800055
>>213792733
Dexter is definitely gonna kill her
Lol
Anonymous No.213800072
>>213800032
I do like seeing him blow everyone out of the water all the time, it's fun to see him ego tripping
Anonymous No.213800117 >>213800315
>>213790751
Dexter code that he only kills other killers is retarded
So he can't kill child rapists because they didn't kill anyone? That's retarded
Anonymous No.213800300
>>213799850
The last two will be in original sin season 2.
Anonymous No.213800315 >>213800431
>>213800117
he killed a paedophile in season 2
Anonymous No.213800372 >>213801321
>>213792733
What's the obvious actual reason why her arm was fucked which no one mentions?
Anonymous No.213800431 >>213800446 >>213800474 >>213800592
>>213800315
That's my point. Dexter killed people who were not killers so what is even point of the code at this point?
Anonymous No.213800446 >>213800619
>>213800431
to kill bad people? are you dense? do you think only murderers are evil?
Anonymous No.213800474
>>213792733
she's harrison's equivalent of lila; captain autism is the new lundy; batista is the new doakes. all recycled plot points from season 2

>>213800431
he uses the code to justify killing, he twists it as he wants
Anonymous No.213800522
>>213798967
Is that a yes or a no
Anonymous No.213800551
>>213786817
>it's obvious the ripper is Trinity's son
ftfy
The obvious attempt at throwing us off the trail with these dumbass theories is getting stupid
Anonymous No.213800592
>>213800431
Like the other guy already commented: he has a genuine Code and a sense of justice as in he exercises it out of his free will (like if he was an irredeemable psycho he would have dropped the Code one minute after Harry died). He can get genuinely disgusted how shitty people murderers below him are, and feel superior to them and justified in killing them. But he can also allow himself to kill anyone he wants to, he has done it like a dozen times which is less than 10% of his kills so the Code is still a solid base for him.
Anonymous No.213800617
>>213789889
Unironically interesting theory
Anonymous No.213800619 >>213800637 >>213800750
>>213800446
Yes but the code says he can only kill other killers which is retarded
There's also a rule
>Don't get emotionally involved
Which is probably the most retarded rule in the code because dexter always gets emotionally involved
Anonymous No.213800637 >>213800698
>>213800619
Sounds like a good rule, since everything always goes to shit as soon as Dexter stops following it
Anonymous No.213800659 >>213800802 >>213803856
>>213789922
No he didn't. There's a small reference that he *might* have killed Jonah.
But that was in a season Clyde wasn't involved with. And Clyde has ignored almost everything he wasn't involved with except the stuff he literally can't (character deaths and Harrison going to live with Hannah).
There's zero chance that Clyde considers that a fitting end to Jonah's character.
Anonymous No.213800698 >>213800816
>>213800637
Yeah but my point is dexter pretty much never follows the code which is honestly based because harry was a retard
Anonymous No.213800750
>>213800619
The purest form iirc is it has to be a murderer who can not be brought to justice by the police/law and who is also going to kill again. He has broken these rules plenty of times by keeping the killers from being caught by the police and you can argue he could have not killed for example the female cop in season 4 who killed her family because she was not likely going to kill again. Might misremember some details here but at the earliest episodes a big deal was whether the killer was clearly after his/her next victim and just had to be stopped.
Anonymous No.213800802 >>213800887
>>213800659
If jonah is the new york ripper then that would be hilarious because Dexter could have killed him in season 6 but didn't meaning dexter is responsible for more innocent people murdered
Anonymous No.213800816
>>213800698
You can compare it to following a strict diet +90% of time and every now and then there are cheat meals. He gets by better by killing criminals and he doesn't want to hurt innocents. And the criminals are not missed as easily and can be just assumed to have skipped town. This gets countered by him killing high profile targets too. Sometimes the target is both high profile AND under police investigation, but he likes to take risks.
Anonymous No.213800822 >>213800896
oh, he's torturing people but not murdering them? guess he doesnt fit the code
Anonymous No.213800826 >>213800952
>>213795186
You're so close yet so far.
>Season ends with Batista finding conclusive proof that Dexter is BHB but he can't prove it to anyone else and Dexter knows he knows
>Detective Autism finds circumstantial evidence but has her life saved by Dexter/Harrison
>Ripper revealed to be Jonah Mitchell when he kills for the first time in years (probably Harrison's new zoomette gf)
>Prater is Dexter's last victim of the season
>Season 2 is Dexter trying to figure out how to deal with Batista without killing him since he doesn't fit the code and Harrison doesn't want him to
>additionally, Jonah is now targeting people close to Dexter and he finds himself on the other end since he has no idea where to even find him
Anonymous No.213800839 >>213800882
>>213786817
Black immigrants can't be serial killers. It's 2025.
Anonymous No.213800882 >>213800951
>>213800839
What about doakes
He was the bay harbor butcher
Anonymous No.213800887
>>213800802
>Dexter learns that he can't be merciful or live a normal life (again)
Anonymous No.213800896
>>213800822
Then he just tips the police.
Anonymous No.213800899
>>213789325
She is not hot
Anonymous No.213800951 >>213800981
>>213800882
Top2 moments in resurrection:
1. dexter getting angry how dark passenger stole his name
2. dexter looking at BHB chapter in the serial killer book and feeling good, but then getting upset doakes stole his fame
Anonymous No.213800952 >>213801010 >>213801011 >>213801261
>>213800826
>Season 2 is Dexter trying to figure out how to deal with Batista without killing him since he doesn't fit the code and Harrison doesn't want him to

"We kinda forgot Dexter has already killed an innocent cop, who was also Harrison's wrestling coach, and Harrison is supposed to be hating Dexter for that."
Anonymous No.213800981
>>213800951
Also unintentionally rhyming the name and fame.
Anonymous No.213800982 >>213801034 >>213801039
>>213787919
>"dark passenger" killer in new york might've had that name fabricated by prator himself, knowing it would draw out dexter
Isn't "dark passenger" only used in his internal monologue? How would Prater know about this phrase?

>>213789067
>harrison goes to school plot
>again
Please no.

>>213790850
>commissions "preview shots"
Speaking of which that seems extremely risky and retarded. What if the fat guy lost his camera or something? Could end up with the police getting their hands on evidence that implicates not only the killer but Prater as well.
Anonymous No.213801010
>>213800952
Uma will kill him, that's for sure
Anonymous No.213801011
>>213800952
Turns out the black cop was doakes in disguise and dexter killed doakes again
Anonymous No.213801033
>>213799850
>dexter adoptive mother is revealed to be alive and she was actually cia and faked her death because cia is interested in dexter
I'm having Prison Break flashbacks
Anonymous No.213801034 >>213801171
>>213800982
I think only Lila and Hannah ever heard/spoke about dark passenger out loud with Dexter. It was in the books but in the show Lila kind of came up with it originally iirc after Dexter opened up in the NA meetings.
Anonymous No.213801039
>>213800982
>Isn't "dark passenger" only used in his internal monologue? How would Prater know about this phrase?
did he reference it with lila or vogel?
Anonymous No.213801171
>>213801034
They had it in S1 but super downplayed it since they weren't completely detached from the books yet and wanted to avoid the literal demons.
Anonymous No.213801214
>>213793666
IRL most serial killers are like 80 IQ black men so if they weren't solo they'd chimp out on each other or turn each other in after getting a pot ticket.
In Dexter universe they'd be hopeless since Lundy is dead and most cops are oblivious.
Anonymous No.213801261
>>213800952
That was already explained as self defence
Anonymous No.213801290 >>213801367 >>213801370 >>213801423 >>213801510
Why is Dexter producing evidence against himself with the blood slides again?
Anonymous No.213801321
>>213800372
Violence, obviously.
Anonymous No.213801342 >>213801388 >>213801404 >>213801431 >>213801529 >>213801532 >>213802327 >>213803163
>>213786737 (OP)
>Camera shy hoodie but with your company's logo on it
>Harrison being the last person seen with the dead rapist and not being arrested despite lying constantly
>Join SK club and kill the members but no one suspects it's you
>Gemini twins don't communicate other than dead drops
>Confront Gemini twin and kill him in front of everyone at the SK convention but still no one suspects you
>Literally see Dexter the person Batista showed you a mugshot of and don't arrest him

Shit writing.
Anonymous No.213801349
why dexter didn't fuck jamie?
Anonymous No.213801367 >>213801409
>>213801290
because serial killers need a trophy
Anonymous No.213801370 >>213801409
>>213801290
He just likes them.
Anonymous No.213801388 >>213803056
>>213801342
>and don't arrest him
arrest him for what?
Anonymous No.213801404
>>213801342
>somehow find the right college campus at the right moment despite being given no details on place/time
Anonymous No.213801409 >>213801454 >>213801458
>>213801367
>>213801370
But he'd given up on them before. I guess touching his old slides at Prater's got him in full midlife crisis nostalgia
Anonymous No.213801422 >>213803960
>>213791987
>Prater is the most likely to be the ripper
He wouldn't be so obsessed with living vacariously through others if he were already a serial killer himself.
Anonymous No.213801423 >>213801478
>>213801290
When you have a secret vault in the wall, you just have to use it.
Anonymous No.213801431
>>213801342
Yeah Dark Passenger was retarded.
Harrison was literally the prime suspect they were just still investigating before the frame job.
Charley super suspects him, Prater got rekt by ethos, Rapunzel is dumb.
Twins makes sense, they have to form the perfect secret alibi.
See the line two above.
Batista came off like a schizo and had zero evidence. Arrest him for what?
Anonymous No.213801446
>>213793666
Most serial killers are dirty mexicans or indonesians or indians, but they don't have celebrity status, because no one even cares when people go missing in those countries.

But yeah, it's really shocking that in majority white country, the majority of serial killers are white. And the only reason, why there aren't more blacks is because they're so stupid or careless they usually get caught after their first murder, so they don't fit the qualification.
Anonymous No.213801454
>>213801409
he's also literally stated he doesn't care anymore. He's just doing what he wants when he wants
Anonymous No.213801457
there should have been a season where dexter and doakes are buddies buddies
Anonymous No.213801458
>>213801409
He makes sacrifices but loves his slides.
He prioritizes staying out of the chair, but if he can will take trophies.
Anonymous No.213801478
>>213801423
A vault do secret located at blessing's place that blessing's daughta showed him the existence of
Anonymous No.213801510 >>213801711
>>213801290
This is probably the most hilarious scene in dexter history
I think only child Oliver and Harrison on treadmill can top it
Anonymous No.213801529
>>213801342
Also I think the group should also have been skeptical of Prater after Lady Vengeance's """""""suicide""""""" since he keeps promising he's looking out for everyone.
Anonymous No.213801532
>>213801342
>>Gemini twins don't communicate other than dead drops
it just omage to prestige
it makes no sense in 2k25
Anonymous No.213801711
>>213801510
Anonymous No.213801712 >>213801772 >>213801938
>group of high school kids on a field trip to college, auditing their first lecture ever
>let me show them graphic slides of disembowelings
Was it autism?
Anonymous No.213801713 >>213801814
>>213788071
Who? Pic?
Anonymous No.213801772
>>213801712
you gotta be tought not weak if you wanna be a good nyc cop
Anonymous No.213801814 >>213802150
>>213801713
Anonymous No.213801860
>>213788071
wrong. ripper is matsuka's daughter
Anonymous No.213801938
>>213801712
In my high school kids who wanted to study medicine went to see an autopsy.

It makes perfect sense to me.
Anonymous No.213801994 >>213802113 >>213802712
debra's feet
yummy
Anonymous No.213802080
Will the chug love interest from the previous show make a return? Her writing a note saying "lol sry" doesn't cut it.
Anonymous No.213802113
>>213801994
>container where Dexter's mother was killed
>turning point where Debra has to choose between doing the right thing or protecting Dexter, becoming a killer and breaking her spirit
>meanwhile there's anon staring at her feet
Anonymous No.213802150
>>213801814
Literally don't remember this dude. He looks like Dick Jones
Anonymous No.213802183
>>213794792
>>213789903
I'm bustin, grippin out... god DAMN
Anonymous No.213802267
>>213789903
Why does she have a Moloch tattoo on her chest?
Anonymous No.213802327 >>213804030
>>213801342
>Camera shy hoodie but with your company's logo on it

I didnt notice this, I can buy the prop people inserting this and not syncing up with the script writers.
>Join SK club and kill the members but no one suspects it's you

This is the most retarded shit. The moment Neil Patrick Harris doesnt show up again Prater should've gone to the bottom with what happened.
Anonymous No.213802364
why is jamie fucking the worst guy possible and not a nice guy like me
Anonymous No.213802453
>>213791857
looks like a pretty normal aunt to me,
Anonymous No.213802554 >>213802622
Angela from new blood being alive and missing is really worrisome
Anonymous No.213802622
>>213802554
I mean the only reason why she became a cop is to catch a killer of her sister
Dexter solved that crime so there's no reason for her to be a cop
Anonymous No.213802675
>>213791857
holy fuck i pray for the guy she rapes him
Anonymous No.213802712
>>213801994
I could have saved her
Anonymous No.213803037
Teen deb best deb
Anonymous No.213803056
>>213801388
For looking suspicious obviously
Anonymous No.213803163
>>213801342
Also
>general tour of college for kids and families
>Here's some fucking crime scene gore, liberal arts fucking shits
Anonymous No.213803506 >>213803870 >>213803904 >>213804943
>>213786737 (OP)
>you vill watch ze Gnostic slop
Pass.
Anonymous No.213803856
>>213800659
I keep reading these posts and not remembering who Jonah was.
Anonymous No.213803870
>>213803506
Welcome to the thread about something you don't wanna watch, schizo
Anonymous No.213803904
>>213803506
>gnostic slop
Anonymous No.213803960
>>213801422
Depends on the reason for stopping.
Anonymous No.213804010
>>213788332
>>213788416
Not even, because a bunch of them got broken when it dropped to the floor in one of the episodes in the original series. It's ok, the writers forgot a lot of details too. Like when Dexter says he's never ran with a serial killer before...except that time he literally was running on a treadmill with the main bad guy motivational speaker in S5.
Anonymous No.213804030
>>213802327
>I didnt notice this, I can buy the prop people inserting this and not syncing up with the script writers
It was a plot point. It's how Dexter identified him.
Anonymous No.213804054 >>213804389 >>213804440 >>213805006
if they dispatch prater this season, how will dexter find future serial killers/murderers?
they'd have to contrive some way to get him working for the police/FBI
he can't work UrCar forever or rely on murderers to fall into his lap that way
Anonymous No.213804124
>uuu anon you have very low fat to muscle ratio do you workout a lot?
Anonymous No.213804389 >>213804733
>>213804054
It wouldnt take a lot. First of all, he's in NY. He's also been a cop, and seen and is a serial killer himself. Just give him a news article and he can probably figure out where a serial killer picks up his/hers victims.
Anonymous No.213804403 >>213804602
Anyone have a website for leaked nudes of like the E tier celebrities that are always floating around

Talking like cyclist wives, small time journalists who've been involved with only slightly more relevant famous people, E thots who at one point were known for something besides being an ethot, etc

Used to use fappening blog but DMCAs fly at that place for the types of nudes I'm talking about like magnets

Fairly certain you'll all know what I'm talking about
Anonymous No.213804440
>>213804054
he is going back to miami as a lab geek in s2
Anonymous No.213804594
>>213788149
then stay off /tv/ threads about it
I remember literally every single big TWD plot twist being spoiled ahead of time
Anonymous No.213804602 >>213804652
>>213804403
…Dexter?
Anonymous No.213804652
>>213804602
Haha... Just answer the question...
Anonymous No.213804717 >>213804759 >>213804909
Is it possible that Prater is the ripper?
Anonymous No.213804733
>>213804389
>just give him a news article
Honestly the old trope of just having him work for a newspaper would work. He already has crime scene photography experience and loves capeshit. Yes it would be dumb, but that ship sailed starting in S6.
Anonymous No.213804759
>>213804717
Do you really think he can reach up that far?
Anonymous No.213804909
>>213804717
>is so and so the ripper
this is the new "does he know?"
Anonymous No.213804943
>>213803506
Dexter is a zionist
Anonymous No.213805006 >>213805093
>>213804054
Prater will die but he will reveal the identity to other serial killers before he died
Season 2 will be serial killers hunting dexter
Anonymous No.213805093
>>213805006
John Wick Dexter
Anonymous No.213805127
>>213786737 (OP)
the new york ripper should lay off the bagels