HOH: Rachel
Noms: Vinny, Morgan, Mickey
Veto: Lauren

previously on /bb/: >>213784153

Good morning ladies

>>213787202
Morning Hogg

>>213760363 #
nice tutu

As long as Kelley and Keanu are still in the house, the house will never truly split because nobody fully trusts them enough to be in a voting block with them and that’s honestly what’s keeping the season going

I’ll drag every single one of them n-bombs out this front fucking door if I got too, Katherine. All of them gotta go

>>213787202
Morning Boss Hogg

McCrae is really pro-Rylie

Just got back from the bungalow. Can someone give me a qrd on the schizo happenings of the last 12 hours. It's not often we go through 3 threads overnight

>>213789105
basedo

>>213787202
morning mr hogg

>>213788364
Is this edited?

Hey /bb/ check this out. Kelly made front page in her towns local newspaper : - )

>>213789600
I wanna move to Kelley's small town, buy a nice little house, seduce Kelley, and have 16 beautiful Aryan babies with her.

I’m a gay man trapped in a /bb/ body

Boren is the worst type of Big Brother player. She has no opinions, no game sense, is easily manipulated, cannot make a decision to save her life, is incapable of articulating any kind of thought, and is extremely bad at lying.

>>213789657
>>213789600
I’ve lived in Kelley’s state when I was a kid and was definitely more memorable than others at the time. Some anon needs to find her on the cover of some popular magazine. I forget which one

so when did you realize this whole season is rigged for rachel to win again?

>>213789948
nah this will end like 25 with probably vincenzo winning

>>213787809
god shes so hot, how the hell did matt pull it off brehs

>>213789973
how does the comp flop winning draw any parallels to 25?

>>213789975
he let her peg him

>>213789795
She's secretly high IQ and the retardation is an act

>>213789778
sleep tight princess

>>213789948
Nah it’s rigged for her to make jury but that’s it. She probably caught wind of that with production and why she freaked out. Hence all the “they want me to cause chaos” comments she said tonight

i missed the late night veto kino

>>213790399
same I went to bed

>>213790399
>bauren veto
>um... like... i might use it... but... like... um... i don't know

keanu is a coon

>>213790461
she got a nice squeeable tummy

>>213790461
how does this make him a coom

morgan cringe kino

https://x.com/angebaddie/status/1957289942234636796?s=46

>>213790554
This was very in line with her saying she never puts herself first.

>>213790554
No one would love that boy body except a fem lesbian… she needs to switch sides before she becomes infertile

>>213790554

>>213787202
Ohayouuu Hogg Senpai
stay classy

>>213790461
lel they can never get his middle name right

>>213790554
Learning that she could get her eyebrows threaded obviously saved this chick’s life

>>213790399
>>213790412
Was probably a top 3 moment of the season but I’m sure you’ll see the clips posted if that one schizo anon doesn’t report em

>>213790399
>>213791001
What happened?

>zach's first FE was the shitty remake of shadow dragon on the DS
>but his favorite is radiant dawn
i'll let it slide, you aight hapa boy

>>213791437
Pedo coomshit series

Lauren 4 flippin files overdrive

>>213791437
I only played the gba ones and advance wars.
>>213791464
Post 3ds they did seem more waifu centric, from the reviews.

>>213791660
I get the feeling that Lauren has never been allowed to fail at anything in her life.

>>213787506
split houses are boring tho

normally I hate returnees but I do love Rachel buckbreaking these newbies

>>213791843
Yes it's called pretty privilege. Pretty people go through the entire educational system having everything handed to them.

>>213792060
i agree, it was only good in s6

>>213792338
because of the personalities and the back and forth hoh wins.

OLHF UCKKKKKKK they got a problem

Did Mickey really say she wanted to spit in Kelley’s food

if kelley goes up shes going home so they cant use it in order to make sure ropes gets evicted

I wanna see Kelley stomp a mud hole in mickeys chest

kelley isnt going anywhere

I HATE HTIS FUCKIN RAT
HOW MANY TIMES DOES KAT HAVE TO SAVE THE SEASON AGAIN

>>213792925
if she's on the block this week she will unless it's maybe against Ropes

rachel and morgan woke up the king

Based Kat saving this week

>>213792956
rachel isnt renomming her

she isnt going anywhere

KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT KAT
MY GOAT

KATHERINE YOU BEAUTIFUL GIRL KEEP IT UP

>>213789105
I think women are just coddled as hell these days they don't know most of the women in human history were basically just conquered, bought, or sold like property. Rylie's behavior is beyond the pale now but basically all he's doing is constantly attacking Kats defenses until she lets him plant his seed, this is literally what animals do, keeps nosing the vagina until she spreads the legs.

The thing that prevents bad genetics from passing through are stronger males to stop the dysgenic one from mating. So in this case, what is going on is no other male is claiming Katherine's mating time. If there was a Male vs Male conflict, Kat would be naturally disposed to wanting to spread her legs for the winner. This is how it works in the wild.

>>213789948
Rigged is just immaculate gameplay in a house entirely against her taking out her allies and doesn't like her.
I'll give you that her HoH win was pretty fishy.

>>213790633
Yeah she would be super lovable and fuckable if she gained 40 pounds assuming all went well. Or became Islamic then anything would marry her.

>>213792876
>>213792862
HOLY SHIT

>>213793023
by making rachel not have to show her cards? yeah totally saving the week. no matter who is next to ropes they are staying

rylie isnt going anywhere
kelly isnt going anywhere

>>213793025
I agree, I'm just thinking worst case scenario for /ourgirl

>>213793038
we need the cte cowboy out early jury, she's a decent player when she thinks for herself

>>213793073
Agree but having Kat out before Riley would provide for sure angry kino with Riley in the house

kek rylie shutting it down

>>213793064
this n-bomb never developed theory of mind </3
no idea what we're even talking about

fucking tmc

THIS UGLY RETARDED FUCK

>>213793120
mickey or morgan are going home no matter who they are sitting next to unless its maybe ashley and yeah bro that would totally ruin the week but ashley isnt the renom so im not entirely sure what you guys think is happening

>>213793169
Vince will 100% vote out Kelley over Mickey/Morgan

>>213793218
he barely even talks to ropes you guys are outside of your minds

RACHEL INNA CAPE
RACHELLAUREN

>>213793262
the biggest issue lies if Mickey somehow wins blockbuster and its Kelley vs Morgan on the block. Absolute worst case scenario that you'd want to avoid if you're Rachel

>>213793337
she is not putting kelley up

THEY MIGHT BE YOUR ALLY
THEY MIGHT BE YOU
THEY MIGHT EVEN BE ME

>you only gave me an hour to decide

lol cmon you have been thinking of who you would renom since the veto was won and you know exactly who you are putting up. i would laugh in rachels face

at the end of the day........................................

>>213793391
Rachel is trying to guilt-trip Lauren hard, she 100% knows who the 4th nom is

>Rachel to Lauren: I don't want you to use it cause I don't know who I would put up. I am not putting up Keanu if that's what you think. I don't know who I am putting up. They might be your ally
mindfuck this retarded donkey rachel!!!

rachel is really not very persuasive
vinny mogs her strictly from a brainfucking perspective

>>213793354
>Lauren will never win veto
>Lauren will never use the veto
------YOU ARE HERE------
>Kelley will never be the renom
>Vince will never vote Kelley out

>>213793422
i know i would laugh in her face

>>213793426
she's spelling it out clear as day, you get frustrated when someone is as dense as lauren

>>213793337
rachel said she would blow up the house with her renom. it's not gonna be kelley. it's gonna be TMC or kat

I take it back she's breaking through with str8 fax

>>213793426
and Dan is better than Vince

>we can do our makeup and talk at the same time
honestly I don't know if she can

>>213793442
>youre retarded
you are here

>>213793450
TMC or Kat would be bad for Rachel's game but would absolutely provide some kino fighting in the house

>You think I am gonna put Kelley up but I am not gonna put her up

>they think I'm putting kelly up, but I'm not putting up kelly
SLAM THAT BITCH SHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>213793450
how is putting up half the showmance going to blow up the house? lol

all that will happen is rylie will get mad and not trust rachel anymore why is everyone acting like that would be a bad thing

watch lauren still have absolutely no idea who rachel would renom when she's already told her she's not putting up keanu or kelley. such a fucking retard

she shouldna gone in with this "cut vince and take me to f2" shit, she was doing so well

>they're manipulating you

>>213793573
I hope rachel pulls lauren permanently and just keeps slapping sense into her

rachel probably hates having to explain the most basic shit to lauren over and over

It's honestly unfair to put someone like Rachel in a house full of retarded nu-BB players that just think of the show as summer camp where everyone is each other's best friend. Just operating on a completely different level

this is just confirming Kat/Riley is the renom, get ready for some fights today /bb !!!!

Can she put Lauren up if Lauren uses veto? Because she fucking should if she does use it

>it wouldn't be kelly, 100%
>but if it were kelly.....

This is what future generations dependant on AI looks like btw

>>213793588
shes laurens big brother big sister

>don't let them take advantage of your sweetness
das rite

>grod kept hearing about kat's family complaining about simp
>she worked overtime this week to get the veto used and simp to go up and be voted out
i kneel

This is painful. Lauren is too retarded

..yeah
...yeah
...........yeah
yeah

watch after rachel convinces a retard to not use the veto everyone will he acting like she is some bb god

>>213793678
rytard leaving instead of mickey or morgan would be a huge waste and just make their side control the vote more

someone count the lauren un-huh's in this convo, we're probably up to 100

>>213793701
..... sorry... i'm like... thinking...

ratbros laurens rescuing us

>why is every decision so hard for me

you brought who to the final 2? kek shutup grandma

>>213793735

>>213793753
He was already safe, Lauren is so fucking dumb

>Lauren: I dont know what I'm doing yall
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>ropes is going to end up staying because boren is a retard that's literally incapable of making a decision on her own

vinny lurking the bathroom path
NOOOO

Is Lauren possibly the dumbest person to ever be on a reality TV show? This would be an obvious decision to even a dimwit

doomer tards itt

>>213793821
Yeah, it's obvious you use a veto on your final 2.

>I will grab the moisturizer downstairs and will come back
>runs to Vinny
she is a little kid

>promise f2 ez win against her
>promise her wisdom as a vertarn
>promise her jury vote
>promise going after the house

>I frew up

>>213793844
Retard

lauren is kino you guys are just mad for no reason

>>213793860

poor rachel
>>213793602
it's unfair to give here these retards who can't hold a conversation or think their way through an argument

>>213793860
LSU

Lauren Still Undecided

>im going to get my moisturizer real quick
>8 mins later
>rachel has to come down

>SHE IS COMING DOWN, I CAN'T BE SEEN HERE WITH YOU

>>213793879
she's boring and stupid. keep trying to justify anything she does because she makes your pee pee feel funny.

the last 24 hours have been absolute kino. This last minute scrambling before veto ceremony is good shit

>>213793855
There's something this deeply says about how dumb sheep people simply cannot be woken up from their brainwashed brain even when you try your damnest to help them. Lauren is the person every government and ruling power ideally wants in society.

>I'm just grabbing my deodorant
kek
>>213793887
punished rachel

>>213793928
kek how did she know is she clairvoyant

I love how this is an insanely simple decision, that should have almost no thought or stress about it and Lauren's turned this into a complete clusterfuck

>>213793678
IN GROD WE TRUST

>>213793936
boring and stupid is kino. im sorry you are into aggressive bullies who talk make up skits and talk to the cameras and tell yourself that is kino

the silence....

>>213793952
she can recognize rachels footsteps like rylie can

>>213793992

LOL

damn

Lauren is the person who betrays the coup to the state because she blindly follows whoever's in power.

Peak dumb farm girl genetics

>>213793959
Lauren should be particularly ashamed out of everyone here since she's the only person who's actually watched the most seasons of BB and knows exactly what happens if you decide to take off a nom from the block when the HoH doesn't want you to.

>LaurenGPT encountered an issue. Please retry your prompt later.

>>213793806
>>213793821
the boren simps keep trying to excuse her shitty gameplay and her being an indecisive, empty I minded dumb fuck as her being a "secret genius" but even fucking icko was a better player than her. he at least had plans for how he was going to approach every week, even if they backfired or were retarded in the first place

>>213794019
rachel is in power and she just told her shes going against her

>>213794019
she might be like Shitney from OTT, just straight up needs a man to tell her what to do

>>213794048
If you don't find this entertaining or kino then kindly fuck off

>>213794054
You are an actual imbecile if you think Rachel holds the true power in that bouse

bro

Rachel needs to hit her with a "How do you feel about Riley or Kat on the block?"

>>213794048
she has rachel reilly trying to intimidate her. she made up her decision and you guys are just mad cause its not the one you agree with

PETS

she did it, she said the thing!

>>213794033
>she's the only person who's actually watched the most seasons of BB and knows exactly what happens
I can think of someone else in the house who's watched more seasons and understands the game better

Lauren is literally going to decide when she stands up in front of them isn't she

>i think im still going to use it
>thats a big mistake, I think im not going to able to work with you

>>213794087
Nice bait faggot

>>213794067
vince and his allies are OTB and everyone wants m&m out. im not sure what power you are telling yourself they or anyone else has

>>213794100
Vinny has 100% seen every season, him saying he didn't watch Dan's season was bs, he doesn't want people thinking he's the biggest super fan in the house

>>213794107
>I have decided to
>um
>can you guys give me a minute
>>213794018
faggot

>>213794118
its not bait its true. the last 40 min has been absolute kino and you are still seething cause OMG RYLIE MIGHT GO HOME AGAINST ROPES OR MORGAN

spoiler: he wont

Missed the drama from last night
So if Lauren uses the veto, Rylie goes up and Kelley is safe?

>>213794119
Actual fucking retard. Please never go on this show you're almost as dumb as Lauren. You're the dumbfuck Dr Will manipulates and laughs at in hysterics in the DR

>>213794145
ok really smart 10 year student of the game. who is actually running the house? this should be good

>>213794019
It's more that she knows what she wants to do but does not want to piss off or upset anyone in the process leading to pissing off everyone because of the waffling

You're really telling me that out of the thousands of people that applied to be on this season, Lauren was one of the best in the pool?

>>213794171
yes

laurens mist. god shes so great at this game bros

>>213794171
she's supposed to be cute giggly eye candy that gets in a showmance

laurens mindfucking these donkeys like you wouldnt believe

>>213794167
Hint for you dumbfuck: who did Lauren run to and relay information to straight away? Who's the houseguest that other houseguests run to and relay info to the most?

I'm praying for a Kat nom for the maximum amount of seethe could happen

it was a different time.....

>>213794171
the thing with casting is it's a lot like a sports team drafting prospects, you see potential but don't know how good they'll be til they get on the field
Lauren is a straight 10/10, Cindy Crawford lookalike in her early 20s who's a superfan. She's so beautiful people cap her every movement.

>>213794197
imagine lauren's notes

Lauren is just a scared little girl

>Lauren uses Veto
>Rachel puts up Rytard
>Rytard now resents Lauren for the rest of the game
This is what she deserves but it won't happen because of pretty privilege.

/ourgirl/ is a mastermind
always keeping them on their toes

>>213794066
It is possible to find it entertaining and still consider it a retarded move.
Part of being a student of the game is judging the players as they play and seeing who is doing well and who isn't.
But a student of the game must also take heed - retards are cast every season. You must learn how to wrangle the tards to win Big Brother.
Rachel and Vince are competing tard wranglers at the moment. Very fun to watch indeed.

>>213794239
Rytard wants her to use the veto. He won't be mad at Lauren unless Rachel says she told her the renom wouldn't be Keanu or Kelley.

LAUREN NEEDED MOAR TIMEEEEE

>>213794171
I forgot who said it but one of the former BB winner said the shows casts on archetypes (showmance bait, the old man, the nerd, the gay person, etc.), not the most "qualified" candidates

>>213794267
no one can know your next move if you don't know it either

>>213794219
Seeing the "yaaaasss qweeeenn slay" group get completely obliterated has been peak

>>213794140
>spoiler: he wont
He will if he loses blockbuster.
>he won't lose blockbuster
Nobody thought Tucker would lose Arena either, until he did.

>>213794355
>not the most "qualified" candidates
what the fuck is a "qualified" big brother player
this ain't survivor, we don't exclusively cast autistic freaks who devote their lives to summer game show strategy and jerk off to who can pull off the most convoluted triple doublecross backflip

>>213794355
yeah, the easiest way to get on the show is to market and sell yourself as the archetype
Morgo is probably the best example of this - GAMER GURL GAMER GURL GAMER GURL

>>213794207
lauren is the only one whos game vinny is running. even keanu keeps bits of his rachel discussion from him and morgan was been closer to mickey all season untill they went OTB together. you are so hilariously mad you have created delusional scenarios as to what is really happening

Does Lauren win a F2 against anyone? I'm convinced she'd lose to even Keanu at this point

https://x.com/TMZ/status/1957494303850148034
lmao

>>213794454
nope thats why it was hilarious rachel trying to tell her that she loses to her in F2

*SIP*

>>213794463
of all the TMZ controversies, this is the silliest

>>213794415
Do they even bother to verify the archetype because Morgan doesn't know shit about games

>>213794519
it doesn't matter
Dan famously went in as a Hillary-hating Republican Christian that was going to pick fights with all the liberals
Some hot girl on BBCanada wasn't getting cast so she grew out her bangs and pretended to be an arthoe and got on
If any bros in this thread want to get on BB28, I'd recommend growing a moustache because they seem to like Joseph/Vince types.
Girls, they're absolutely enamored with Ava this season so be an artsy hippie type and grow out your armpit hait

>>213794597
You just know Vince grew out the mustache specifically for the show

>>213794685
Vince and one of the girls (Mickey?) had made it very far in casting previously. I'm guessing Vince was cut for Joseph, and Mickey was cut for T'Kor (who was almost on Survivor but got cut from that)

>>213794489
GIRL!

>>213794369
Almost entirely self inflicted too. Kelley would have ultimately been a better safer choice than Mickey but of course, the optics.

>>213794489
there's a lil rope in all of them now

>>213794489
This is not something you should do without asking, but I think a house full of people having a policy of all drinking from the bottle would result in vigorous microbiomes and therefore protection from a number of ailments.

Realistically she doesn't win against anyone in final 2

>>213794746
Wtf do you mean?

>>213794832
Only way she would win is with a very bitter jury.
This house is retarded, and their jury votes will be retarded, but not bitter, I think. Everybody always talks about how "it's just a game" so I think they will at least mostly vote on that metric, even if they assess gameplay very poorly.
And even if you're assessing gameplay quite poorly, there's no way Lauren's gameplay would be good enough to win a vote.

simpmode would have an equally dumb F2 speech as Lauren, even if he is "liked"

>>213794926
Will and Ava already said they would not vote for Keanu or Kelley period. They respect social games.

rachel bout to blow the house up

>>213795007
Keanu or Kelley would have the Taylor boost if either of them make it to F2, either wins the game with their "started from the bottom" story to tell jury

>>213794489
EWWWWW

>>213794926
>Vince complained that Ava's HOH was dumb
>Mickey and Morgan seethe that Rachel's nominations are stupid
I think this is going to be bitter jury fully pretending to vote for the best player

>>213795061
yea i hope your right yet last time i heard will speak of keanu he spoke with nothing but venom.. ava agreed.

>>213794832
IMAGINE HER FINAL 2 SPEECH

>>213795099
the jury house gives people time to be away from the HGs still playing. When you play a Paul game, alienating and betraying people, they stew on that.
How funny would it be if Vince drags Lauren to F2 as his goat, only to have Morgo bitterly brainwashing the jury against him ala Rockstar in BB20?

>>213795097
Maybe, but maybe they are earnestly trying to judge their games honestly, but are suffering from the fog of war in the Big Brother house... sometimes cooling down in the jury house makes them less bitter, and if they're actively trying to judge game that will make it more likely, I suspect/hope.

Rylie grabbed the cat statue and smashed the tv in the living room

>>213795023
what exactly is she going to blow up?

>>213795890
the pentagon

when the feeds cut rachel was still bullying lauren. it could have went on for another half hour before they even started the ceremony

>>213795890
Your mom

>>213795890
she’s going to nominate rylie if lauren uses the veto

>>213795922
>bullying

If Lauren was a dude and not a pretty girl you'd all be raging at her and calling her a total retard for not getting M&M out next to Vince

>>213795939
yeah and? how is that blowing anything up

>>213796007
Blow your mom up

>>213795969
the last thing she said before the feeds cut that if she doesnt use it she is creating an enemy and she already acted like it was a huge issue she made her wait till the last minute to decide

>>213796002
everyone but me is seething including you

>>213796035
>the last thing she said before the feeds cut that if she doesnt use it she is creating an enemy and she already acted like it was a huge issue she made her wait till the last minute to decide

>bullying

>>213796035
Boo hoo poor little lauren

>uwu the pwetty guwl can't do anythin wong they all buwwying her ;-;
Actual trash-tier poster

>>213796002
can the male version of lauren be as zesty as zae

>>213796095
>falling for shit tier b8

>>213796095
lmao you are absolutely seething cause lauren isnt a rachel minion and putting the cash in her pocket

/TEAM LAUREN/

>>213796002
100% i cant fucking stand her, if she had the looks of ava yall men would want to burn her on a cross

>/BB/ ONLY LIKES HER BECAUSE SHES PRETTY AND PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!

>>213796119
No, instead she's a Vince minion and putting the money in his pocket instead of playing for herself because she's a retard with no brain

>>213796134
i dont really get the allure, her face looks like god tightened it a bit too much

>>213796002
yeah well she is a cute girl so that doesn’t matter

A person with a brain would have thought over what Rachel said to her, and thought of how to use both sides to further their own spot. Instead the retard runs straight to her Master and cries about her bwain being overloaded because of the big meanie lady :(

>Lauren: I think that Mickey and Morgan will be upset with me, possibly, if I don't use it.
>Keanu: And you think they'll be less upset if you use it on Vinny. Why??
>Lauren: I don't know.
>Keanu: *raises eyebrows* Hmmmm!!
>Keanu: That's interesting.
>Keanu: Even though they were both advocating you to use it on them.
>Lauren: Well, I don't know.
>Keanu: *dejected* Hmmmm!!!

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755543244510537.mp4

I can't find any rhyme or reason in this retarded gameplay, desu.
Honestly, if you simp for Lauren, you should rope yourself.

At the end of the day it's boring "gameplay" and makes for a boring show to watch. I hope she never gets on anything after this and fades into obscurity as some dude's cocksleeve

>HOH
>POV holder
she just needs to be a swing vote in the eviction and spend four days deciding to unlock "Lauren The Shotcaller" achievement

based lauren

>>213796168
Vince's best move in the game is seeing that this impressionable girl has zero brains and securing her as a F2 early on.

People are calling Lauren retarded for wanting to use the veto, but wouldn't Rachel putting up Rat be equally retarded? Rachel is pissing off the showmance for what?

>>213796207
separate the beauty from the brain (or lack there of)

>vinny safe
>rylie on the block and likely to win blockbuster leaving morgan and mickey
>mickey will go home
I fail to see the issue here

>>213796248
Even tkimo wasn't that bad, atleast they have the ball to blow the Pentagon

you guys are being ridiculous. rachel was never going to work with lauren, she is at the bottom of her totem pole

>>213796323
>More likely to win BB
Nothing is guaranteed, Morgan and Miceky could both stay this week.

I don't watch feeds. wtf is going on?

>>213796411
No she definitely wanted to after Ava hyped her up as being a great potential ally

>>213796187
It wasn't good who tightened it it was the Botox.

>>213796163
lel

>>213796446
PETS

>>213796446
Lauren's about to make a Fessy level mistake by using veto on Vince, Rylie or Kelley will be renom

>>213796454
lol

>>213796433
Nah

>>213796454
Ava is hardly in the fucking house & is never a name on the tip of anyone's tongue minus Vince & Keanu talking about putting her up.

Empty flower hat with no drive. She's a Derek F style dud, even with a default HOH win.

>>213796534
Good post anon, well though out counterpoints to why this isn't objectively terrible

>>213796411
Keanu went to Rachel with an entire proposal on how they could work together and she semi-rejected it/is still thinking it over. Meanwhile Rachel bares and explains everything happening in the game in the most basic terms to Lauren and how it could be beneficial for them to work together and the retard immediately scurries down to the rat and tells him everything. She deserves to lose.

>>213796559
No shit, but Rachel trusts her

Rylie up

lauren is still deciding

ASHLEYS IN HER FUCKING ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW LITERALLY

Yeah Rylie, this is somehow Ashley's fault

kelley mad even though she was the other option

>>213796485
Why does it matter who goes up? Mickey is finito either way

bottom 3 on jokers OTB
Rachel is winning AFP

Kat is pissed

>>213796735
You just explained the reason while acting surprised. She didn't need to use it?

>>213796735
that’s just the lauren seether don’t mind him

>>213796207
you know it's grim when even keanu realizes someone is playing the game like a retard

My predictions are:

Rylie v Mickey: Mickey goes
Mickey v Morgan: Mickey goes
Rylie v Morgan: No shit, Rylie will go. They'll see it by then.

Team fun feed

that was not a veteran move at all

oh rachel is with the buddies

>hype renom
>cincy final
what an unexpectedly kino monday

the cookout celebrating upstairs kek

oh shit nbombs talmbout witchcraft kelley

keanu vs riley

OH BOY RYLIE RENOM. THIS HOUSE IS GONNA BE FUCKED UP LETS GO I WANT ALL THE CHAOS

Insider here, production pushed rachel to put up riley if lauren used the veto

AYO KELLEY BE DOIN WITCHCRAFT AND SHEEIIITT

>convinces Lauren to use the veto so Rachel "shows her cards"
>ends up on the block
tard mode cowboy

>Rachel told Lauren that one of her allies will go up and it won't be Kelley or Keanu but she ran back to Vince who told her that Rachel was bluffing
God Lauren is retarded. Vinny can't lose with three braindead minions on his side.

kek Ashley thinks Morgan or Mickey will stay over Rylie

I hope Rytard wins HoH and punts this dumb bitch out the house

>>213796944
Morgan will

>>213796944
they think rylies only getting 1 vote to stay from kat

Its will funny rytard some how go home on Thursday

>Keanu: There's no way Vince votes for anyone other than you (Rylie).
Short term memory?

>>213796982
>I am not going to ask people for votes, I don't give a fuck
he might find a way

KAT RILED UP
NO ONE GETS BETWEEN HER AND HER MAN

Kat is gonna blow up

>>213796588
rachel was never going to work with lauren you are delusional

IT WAS TOO EARLY RACHEL

LOL KEANU IS PISSED TOO

based lauren

>hurr but we could have the same 3 boring noms till thurs

>>213797035
KAT KILL RACHEL

Keanu vs Rachel

KEANU RACHEL

TMC needs to win blockbuster or he's finito (Vince, Mickey/Morgan, Will, Ashley, and Ava vote against him). And then Vince, Mickey, and Morgan all remain in the house and control the votes. Good job, Lauren!

>Keanu: why didn't you put me up instead??

>Keanu: Why did you do that?
>Rachel: I told Lauren to fuck around and find out.

Keanu and Rachel duo might be broken up today, enjoy it while it lasts anons

LAUREN FUCKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT

No way Grodner let's her showmance get broken up this early in the season. Rylie is safe. The BB Blockbuster will be something athletic, and even if that fails the DR will work the HG's to keep him safe.

im afraid its cinema

She’s telling the truth Keanu! He wants to put you up!

keanu is CERTAINLY not with the blax

>I don't have a single ally in that room
you don't have a single ally in the house, genius

>keanu: are you with those people in that room?
>I AM NOT WITH THOSE PEOPLE

>Keanu- Why would you do that? Rachel- I told Lauren to fuck around and find out. I came to play Big Brother. I'm sorry that I disappointed you
i kneel

Rachel is gigabased for doing this
>Tells Bauren not to use it and they can work together
>Bauren rejects her by using the veto so she puts up one of her allies

NOOOOO STOP FIGHTING :(

>That's not a big move
>I know that's a big move
both said by keanu back to back

>>213797112
lmao

>i told her to fuck around and find out

as if lauren gives a single fuck about rylie

>>213797161
>I told Lauren to fuck around and find out.
Based Red Queen.

ashley rachel will hittin that block friday, you kin count awn that

Vince claiming he didn't push Lauren to use the veto. Um then why did she use it?

is lauren in the dr or what

>>213797201
Yas right lauren is a not give a fuck queen

>Rachel: "I didn't make an enemy, Lauren made an enemy"

>>213797205
>>213797161
howso? rylie being OTB does nothing to hurt laurens game. rachel is just destroying her own standing in the house

>>213797239
Why does it matter? If the lie gets back to Lauren she's not going to do fuck all anyway

>tfw you are fine with anybody on the block leaving Thursday
comfy week ahead

>>213797263
I just it funny that he swears on his life he isn't doing exactly what he's doing.

KEANU PLEASE BELIEVE HER SHE’S TELLING THE TRUTH

lmao keanu

>>213797272
If Rylie goes, there will only be 3 guys left in the house, against like 8 women

What the hell could the casting interview with Lauren possibly have been like?
>what would you bring as a player to the big brother house?
>um... well... it's like... um... sorry, i don't know...

>>213797258
Gets nuCookout back on her side firmly. She picked that side of the house now

>>213796824
I take it back

>>213797250
good thing rachel cant play hoh next week and lauren vince and morgan or mickey can

>>213797304
cuckoo

Keanu is legitimately retarded.

>ooohhh nooo rylie is angy because he's on the bwock for once
What a pathetic emo manchild

>>213797302
She was casted because she was young and hot
That's literally all that matters

THAT BOY SEES RED

Morgan doesn't want to target Rachel anymore, her noms next week are Keanu/Kat/Ava

>>213797301
I was not watching showmance feeds anyways

>>213797339
He really think riley will go home this week

KING KEANU

>>213797339
not really
rachel doing this to actually target rylie is pretty retarded. it IS too early, she alienated basically everyone in the house in one week

>>213797364
he does if he doesn't win arena

Keanu is so dumb for thinking Rat wants anything to do with him

Keanu kinda spitting right now t b h

keanus getting his MIND BLOWN

>>213797258
Rachel is playing with house money at this point. Either way someone who would target her leaves and worst case scenario she's booted next week hopefully before jury like she wants. The real danger the others need to fear is a Vince/Lauren/Kat/Riely F4 could easily form this week

>>213797374
yep

mom and dad are fighting :(

best season in years

lmao keanu is destroying her

Rachel was already alienated from everyone in the house. She loses nothing from this

Rachel is correct that Simp is coming for Keanu kek

>How many people in this house has seen season 13? This many (does a zero with his hand)
holy fucking kek

>>213797393
i agree its hilarious because the reddit and twitter drones hate it. but theres finally not a steamrolling alliance and everyone is playing with people on both "sides"

>>213797420
Yup, he was talking about it just the other night with Kat. I wish he would be believe her.

>>213797420
he flat out refuses to believe that

>>213797418
rylie and kat were not putting her on the block next week

this Keanu and Rachel talk is beyond kino

keanu is fucking great lmao i hope he sticks around until jury

last i saw when rylie was talking to lauren it was ashley and ava that are his targets, not keanu

he spent hours in the SR with keanu agreeing with him about everything. theres just no way rytard is that good

Zae new thread

>>213797393
THIS

>>213797512
He told Kat the other night he would nominate Keanu and Kelley if he won

>>213797512
Rytard has multiple times in the past 2 days said he was gunning for Keanu and Kelley on the block specifically. Any convo he had with Kat about this he always named those 2 and I trust what he says when he's only talking with Kat, any other person where he's telling who he's gunning for I'm not trusting

reminder that TMC was insistent that lauren use the veto while kat was telling her not to

>>213797512
>he spent hours in the SR with keanu agreeing with him about everything
he does this with literally everyone, he agrees with them and says they have his vote 100% then shit talks them or votes them out afterwards.

why fish
also IAN

>>213797574
ive never seen him spend more than 5 min talking to anyone other than kat unless its in a group

Ava is insufferable & is on the wrong season. I hope she fucking goes next week so these fuckers can continue to play like killers.

so she renome'd rylie? why is keanu so heated about this?

>boren keeps the nu cookout alive and ruins the season

>>213797690
he seems to think Rylie was with him

>>213797690
He seriously thinks Rylie is his #2 for some reason. Rachel legit was looking out for him because he would put his ass on the block

>>213797684
don't worry, I am sure boren will show up on the cam any second now

>>213797700
werent morgan, will and ashley shit talking mickey on the hammock last night?

>>213797728
yeah but their feelings change with the wind, can't put much stake in it

Gotta agree with them.
These people are literal children who don't have to play it.

>>213797700
rylie's winning that bitch on thursday

There are attorneys sitting outside my office and keanu was cussing up a storm a couple minutes ago when I came back

>>213797728
ashley called mickey a dictator then voted exactly how she told her to. she's a minion, nothing more

God I love this pairing

>>213797700
Eh, they'll vote out each other before Vince

>>213797700
we all hate boren

>Kelley would rather be on the block than Riley
This whole cast is retarded

>>213797809
I wonder if Rachel is cursing or praising production for casting a whole house of tards. Sadly these tards are the worst kind: the type that are difficult to wrangle

watching rachel rage seethe and stare down lauren the rest of the day is going to be hilarious

i cant believe you guys are so obsessed with the so called nucookout you arent living for this

>>213797809
gotta give credit to grodner
if you are setting up the single vet to go far, retarded gameplayers this season are way more entertaining than braindead followers on BB19

NEW

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