Thread 213788561

why are his hands shaking so much

>>213788561 (OP)
guy i work with used to work for an old boy who was stoic as fuck. only time he ever got the old fucker to laugh was with the old one about "what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you've already told her twice"

>>213788585
Because he's trying to control himself from doing the same thing to the girl he's showing the video to

>>213788585
Gooner withdrawals

>>213788585
45 years of wageslavery at Wallmart take their toll

>>213788585
Baskin withdrawLs

>>213788561 (OP)
wagies have to put up with this and worse

Is there a single thing more "normiecore" than Family Guy?
It used to be Futurama but nobody even remembers that anymore. And no, it's not Rick & Morty because it's too "young people" coded. Family Guy is liked by normie boomers all the way to millenials and some zoomies.

>>213788655

the office

>>213788561 (OP)
This episode aired 20 years ago btw. He was probably 40 and watched it live.

>>213788648
I'm mildly autistic and teetering on the line of telling them "no I don't want to watch pictures of your grandkids as babies". I'm sure there's a correct way to say it but I obviously couldn't find it

this is me with my 23 year old coworker.
im 35 and in love with her of course

>>213788655

the offS

>>213788668
>>213788702
Office is normie but it's waned in popularity. Family Guy has the perfect mix of "edgy so normies will think they're cool and off the center for watching it" but not so edgy as to become an outcast for mentioning it in social settings.

>>213788693
Why? Sounds like you're just superficially attracted to her looks. You can date and chase whoever you want but take it from me man, you wanna date somewhere within your own age range. I've dated chicks +15 years younger than me and we just never really had anything to talk about. It got extremely boring quickly.

What TV show will get me laid by my female coworkers?

>>213788791
Women are boring regardless of age.

>>213788791
we talk about plenty of stuff, but the real reason is yes, her looks, and also i dont meet many people outside of work

>>213788693
Sick fuck

>>213788862
Utopia, make sure to draw parallels with real life.

>>213788561 (OP)
He looks like the kinda guy who'd unironically fall for those boomer AI slop posts on facebook.

>>213788585
My hands shake as much as his but im 24

>>213788936
Describe her. At least tell me she looks like a sexy bimbo.

>>213789134
Nah, he's the type that would ironically fall for those posts

>>213789146
Maybe stop drinking alcohol and smoking so much weed.

>>213788585
Pure barely-containable excitement for unparallaled kino

>>213789146
Get off 4troon for a while and you'll get better.

>>213789161
>>213789134

He looks like the kind of guy that will end up signing over all his money to an AI girlfriend app before he croaks (all $312 dollars) and then fall dead in his studio apartment full of porn dvds and piles of unwashed clothes and slowly decompose, leaving a human-sized stain on the floor that the landlord is going to have to pay a pretty penny to remove.

>>213789223
I always had a shaky hand even before 4chan, made my handwriting barely readable
>>213789170
I dont do either

>>213788791
>never really had anything to talk about
Can someone expand on this trope with some examples?

>>213788561 (OP)
Ted loves him some Family Guy.

>>213789246
Tell me more. Who finds the body? What does it look like at the time? Describe the smell

I curse this dick cock spam.

Yeah, by far the hardest part about working menial jobs is being surrounded by idiots who are mentally still in high school.

>>213789246
At least he'll die with a gooner smile on his face

>>213789283
>I dont do either
Well start on both then

>>213789297
What is there to explain?
>What's your opinion on [historical thing]?
>"Huh, I dunno anything about that"
>You heard what's happening in [known country]?
>"I never heard of that place"
>Do you like video games?
>"I like candy crush haha"
And since I have no clue or interest in talking about some random thot on instagram or any of these nonsense social media shit sites, I refuse to date teenagers anymore. Vapid, boring, emotionally immature.

>>213789246
Good I hope the landlords insurance doesn't cover it

>>213789155
tiny blonde, doll lips, adorable, sweet etc

>>213788791
>superficially attracted to her looks
>you wanna date somewhere within your own age range.
>we just never really had anything to talk about.
You really should just kill yourself.

>>213789482
So you're dating Sabrina Carpenter?
>>213789488
Calm down you clown incel.

>>213789246
Fuck's sake

>>213789509
>So you're dating Sabrina Carpenter?
not dating but actually yeah she's quite similar to sabrina, only her face isn't as round.
her big insecurity is people not taking her seriously because of her looks. and she's right, they dont

>>213788702
>>213788646
Are you a phone poster or what's with the random capitalized letters?

>>213789534
>not dating
What are you waiting for?

There's like 4 people at work that I wish would just fuck off. And like 3 people that I don't care if they show up at all or not.

Used to work with a cute hapa coworker. We didn't really chat too much but she was very respectful and it was pleasant to talk to her. Very funny and upbeat person. She quit the job to move to another city. Before she left she showed up at the workplace to hang around a bit to say goodbye to everyone and she specifically talked to me most of the time then (which surprised me). We have a business casual kind of "dress code" at work but that time she was wearing a totally sheer mesh top with her tits and nipples pretty much 95% visible through it. They looked absolutely perfect. I think about that a lot.

>>213789582
If you're not a confrontational guy, just ignore them. Don't greet them in the morning, don't come to them with questions. They'll eventually leave you alone.

Is wageslavery really as bad as they claim or is it yet another overblown internet meme?

>>213789666
it's worse satan

>>213788585
2 monsters before 11am + his favorite cartoon on the screen

>>213789666
Wtf do people do if they aren't waging? Fuck's sake I barely managed to get into a home of my own and now I have to come up with 2500 a month just to keep the lights on and mortgage paid, not to mention food.

>>213789666
I'm only doing it for few years anymore so I have enough money to jump on welfare.

>>213788693
ok groomer

>>213789146
>>213789283
You should see a neurologist, that sounds like an underlying issue. Do you have anyone in your family with MS or Parkingsons?

>>213789869
But anon, I am a neurologist.

>>213789882
More like NERDologist

>>213788585
Your hands would be shaking too if you were trying to show kino IN TIKTOK FORM to your zoomer coworker and she just keeps staring at you with their blank mindless expression

>>213788791
>you can't have the same hobbies as someone who's 15 years younger
That makes no sense. You're telling me there are no younger weebs that like vidya, drawing and japan?

>>213789509
>carpenter
>sweet
retard

>>213790063
By every year in the age gap the chance of divorce goes up by 4%. Makes sense when you think about it for 5 seconds. Maybe the gap is fine when she's 20 and he is 35 but what about when she is 35 and he is 50 and they have to take care of kids together while he begins to feel old? Or when she is 45 and wants to do all those things together she never had time for (got into a serious relationship at 20 and he wanted kids quick) but the dude is 70 and just wants to nap all day? Its not really about hobbies, more about lifestyles not matching

Relationships are hard enough already, when you date the same age at least you are guaranteed that you'll go through the same shit in life at roughly the same time. (Not saying anons ITT shouldnt shoot their shot with the hot 20-something at work, just know it's probably not meant to be in the long run)

>>213790258
This sounds like a load of bullshit

>>213788585
He imagines BBC cuckold porn

>>213790529
Why are you like this?

>>213790063
>implying that women have hobbies

>>213788693
You sick fuck she used to be a child

>>213790258
45 + 15 is 60, not 70. Anyway, none of the issues you mentioned seem like big obstacles. you can take care of kids at 50. And even with kids, you can spend time with your mate.
>each year of age gap increases the chance of divorce by 4%
Source me on this.

>>213790258
you're such a npc retard it's unreal. I get the impression your just regurgitating what passes for roastie wisdom from reddit.

>>213788791
Why are you trying to talk to them, retard? That's what your male friends and your dog are for.

>>213788585
nerve gas

>>213789666
It's bad if you're young, intelligent, and creative, but you get used to it after a few years, and unless you're independently wealthy already, it's pretty much the only realistic path forward in life. You need money to live, so you have to work to get it, some way or another. If you truly have a passion for something not profitable, you can work it into your life easy enough. You'll have a few hours to yourself at the end of the day, but you'll probably find you're not as passionate about whatever it is as you thought you were. True happiness in life comes from being helpful to others.

>>213789456
>asking chicks about man topics
faggot autist

>>213788561 (OP)
I told my coworkers that Zendaya is ugly and overrated.
They weren't happy with that.
They insist she's "beautiful". LMFAO

>>213788561 (OP)
>HAHAHAH ISN'T BLOOD AND VIOLENCE FUN?! XD
Jesus Christ, America is a Satanic country.

>>213791125
Cram it up your brown ass, commie

>>213789283
You probably have essential tremor in one or both hands.

>>213791569
Starring Kevin Bacon and Michael Gross?

>>213789789
>I have enough money to jump on welfare

Isn't the whole point of welfare that you do not have enough money?

>>213790258
>50
>begins to feel old
I'm in my mid 30s and I feel like I'm ready for retirement

>>213789730
Doesn't 1 can of monster have about as much caffein as like 5 cups of regular coffee? How the fuck do peoples' arteries not explode

>>213791020
This. Wageslavery is fine if you're ok with not defining yourself through your job/career. But even then, I've never met a single wagie (myself included) that was ever happy with his job.

No one cares about your shitty opinions. Post more webms or fuck off.

I did this to a coworker, but it was saul animated cumtown clips
he seemed to dig it. we already knew each other were racist because of dealing with customers.

>>213789666
Why exactly do you think there's a billion jokes about how awful Mondays are?

>>213788561 (OP)
Getting old is bullshit.

>>213791915
Because of the jews?

>>213788862
head transplant

>>213791904
Is this a webms thread?

>>213788561 (OP)

if i have one more coworker come up to me when i'm doing something and shove a phone in my face to show me an idiotic youtube short, instragram post, or titktok, i'm going to jump out of a fucking window. if they have that stupid 'one-word-at-a-time-stylized-closed-caption' that pops up in the middle of the screen i'll blow my head off.

>>213792005
>i'm going to jump out of a fucking window
I will be outside ready to catch you so don't worry.

>>213792020
You're a real pal :)

>>213789666
Yes

>>213791020
Fuck you asshole! Why didn't you tell me that ten years ago?

>>213789666
Fucking Satan strikes again.

>>213792140
What's with every buckbroken american being an obnoxious christcuck these days?

>>213792099
A seething bluecollar cuck made this who has no idea how 99% of office jobs actually are.

>>213790529
>least porn-addicted jeet

>>213788561 (OP)
I'm never going to be able to reconcile with boomer and younger gens becoming old people. When I was a kid elderly people were dignified and extremely mature. They lived through big economic crashes and world wars and few of them were addicted to slop. They had actual class.

>>213791091
Not him but as someone who is a 30 year old virgin what exactly are you supposed to say to women to get them to want to have sex with you then? I've seen these alpha posters for years who claim that having common interests with women is irrelevant but going up to random women and just asking for sex seems like like pajeet tier behavior

>>213788655
Capeshit. Then Minions movies

>>213790579
>>213792307
Just admit you can't take a simple joke, ffs.

>>213792335
>Minions
Alright, you're right.

>>213792397
Jokes are supposed to be funny, not your thinly-veiled cuckhold fetish.

>>213792233
You went there. No one else did.

>>213792445
Nta but I smirked . It's double layered; BBC can also refer to the broadcasting channel which does sometimes make shows that are literally cuckold porn(a lot of them get posted on /tv/).

>>213789869
>You should see a neurologist,
my mom already said that to me, but since i havent noticed any intensification of my shaking i wrote it off as a non-issue, the only way it negatively effects my life is my phone's camera needs more time to adjust to my shaking to take a sharp picture
>MS or Parkinson history
none as far as im aware

>>213792494
You know this Lucifer guy seems pretty cool. Unlike g*d the foreskin eater, Satan actually cares for you. He doesn't judge you, he doesn't condemn you, he accepts you for who you are. Satan is our Promethean guardian compared to the skytranny taskmaster you call g*d.

>>213792494
>thinking and rationality are le bad
pure cathcuck mind virus

>>213788585
Those are the hands of a fucking 80+ year old man.

Fuck, I HATE zoomers.

>>213792583
Anon, he's in his 50s.

Thinking about confessing to the girl I like while she's in the hospital. Would that be romantic?