Thread 213790292

>snag yourself a beautiful, lusty futa, well-endowed in all the right parts
>be disgusted
I don't get it.

>>213790292 (OP)
Is this the /jazz/ general?

>>213790292 (OP)
imagine some people aren't faggots like you ;dd

>>213790292 (OP)
only small dick trannies pass, big dicks rarely do

>>213790292 (OP)
Her penis is curved the wrong way, sorry it just isn’t going to work out.

>>213790292 (OP)
Yikes! That's problematic

>>213790292 (OP)
he's one of those puritans anon, he hates balls on futa

>>213791178
this, id take taftaj 10000000 times over the "best" 6 foot tall giant cock brazillian freak shemale. I have no idea how people are into the latter

>>213790292 (OP)
me neither, man.
>>213791620
their dicks need to be able to get hard is my only real demand. Size is less important. But atrophied limp noodles aren't my thing

Any shows i can watch on how to hire tranny escorts?

>>213791724
>>>/lgbt/

>>213790292 (OP)
>I don't get it.
That's because you're a faggot who like sucking cock.

>>213790292 (OP)
This was a visual gag. It gets reposted by an Indian drone every day.

>>213791909
Yes.

>>213790292 (OP)
it was a different time

Don't kid yourself anon, you would.

>>213790292 (OP)
As a kid I thought the joke was he has a bent penis

>>213792877
Get a blowjob from? Sure
Kiss? Sure
Make love to? Sure
But give a blowjob to? Sure
Alright but get fucked by? Yes.

>>213792877
Would set on fire

>>213792940
Faggot

>>213792947
But she's already hot enough~

>>213791620
>I have no idea how people are into the latter
some are really cute desu like shakira brazil, grazyeli silva (pre-boobjob) or yara ventura (pre-boobjob)

>>213792877
I know so manny "hard" manly men would fuck this tranny

They would treat other of faggost meanwhile they would F her in the woods

>>213792877
Bailey seems like the perfect girlfriend. Goddamn. ;_;

>>213793099
Sabriza suzuki could be a men and fuck 10/10 women.
I dont understand how this people end like this.
Full muscular big D dudes that would get all white girls horny.
Nature is so weird.
If only make me feel uneasy knowing my future wife could fuck one of this freaks

>>213792877
Bailey was perfect when she was a 4channer and not a disease ridden professional prostitute

Friendly reminder that:
Futas are NOT trannies but herms, as by definition they have BOTH male and female genitalia
Gynomorph females that have cock and balls but no female genitals are called dickgirls
Also trannies are ugly and don't belong in porn

>>213793177
chances are if you watch transporn you don't have to worry about a wife, ever

i've unfortunately been condemned to webms of transgender porn in my time on this website and it's comical how quickly the illusion falls when they're naked
they might have smooth skin but the bodies are boxy male ones undeniable. similarly the difference when a man bends over to a woman is a folding table and a cat.

>>213790292 (OP)
b00mers werent exposed to inhuman amounts of porn so a literal dude didnt attract them even if it was shaped as a woman

>>213793177
>If only make me feel uneasy knowing my future wife could fuck one of this freaks

Women don't like trannies, at most they'll date them superficially (no sex) for social clout, but even that stops dead in its tracks when women exit their teenage years. Tranny porn is 99.999% for men (not even other trannies).

>>213792877
To have sex with her? Sure. To marry and impregnate her? Possibly not.

Sometimes you just know

>>213793727
That I wanna fuck Natalie? Yes, I do.

>>213793622
You can't impregnate her, silly.

>>213793727
awful looking peepee

>>213794461
Botched circumcision from her christcuck parents. Probably why she can't cum.

>>213790292 (OP)
Trannies will never be futas.

>>213790292 (OP)
i think it's the weird shape that puts him off