Thread 213792087

The Acolyte dared to try something new and was dogpiled for it. Star Wars fans deserve everything they get.

0.6/10

>>213792213
Review bombing doesn't prove anything. Acolyte was beloved.

>>213792087 (OP)
Her tits were amazing I'm let down by the show.

>>213792087 (OP)
The power of niggerrrr

>>213792087 (OP)
>twins
>amnesia
>mystery boxes up the ass
Sooo many red flags. I’m surprised people even watched this at all.

>>213792087 (OP)
Star Wars as a property deserves to be sunsetted
There's nothing "new" about any of this shit, just slight genre variations wrapped up in familiar patterns and sound effects

>>213792087 (OP)
The fans deserve a Jar Jar tv show

>>213792543
Just because man children and crazed lefties screeched it into the ground doesn't mean you throw it all away. How about simply making the live-action version of the game shit the actual audience (teenage boys) always wanted. It was never supposed to be anything more than this or for anyone else than that. They've never actually done any of this plainly obvious stuff by the way.

>>213792945
Because Old Republic shit is garbage for non-fans too, they just did it earlier before the brand was rendered toxic.

>try something new
>is basic bitch DEI slop about black space lesbians with a rainbow cast of mutts
lol

>>213792945
It's like how Aliens refuses to get us Colonial Marines because they're too big brain for that so instead they make trite trash over and over

>>213793090
The fact that you hate everything who doesn't look and act like you doesn't mean that it never tried something new. You are a loud minority, and soon you will disappear.

>>213793232
>The fact that you hate everything who doesn't look and act like you doesn't mean that it never tried something new.

Right, it's the fact that it's doing the same thing as everything else - DEI slop - which is what has it creating nothing new, not my feelings about people. Correct.
>You are a loud minority, and soon you will disappear.
good luck with that.

>>213793232
>loud minority
Cool, now he can be catered to at the expense of the majority. Thanks for clearing that up.

I don't watch shows with ugly brown people in them, simple as.

>>213792087 (OP)
>The Acolyte dared to try something new

True, I cannot come up with anything that brazenly stood in complete opposition of common morality of 99% of people on Earth. Acolyte was truly special in that regard.
Ironheart came close, but she was actually called out on being evil piece of shit numerous times in the show, so there was some self-awareness.

>>213792087 (OP)
I was about to watch it for Keen but then I heard that she's in it only for a bit before she gets triple penetrated to death.

>>213792087 (OP)
all they had to do was have a 95% white cast, black women in scifi is a complete turn off for most actual fans of the genre

I liked quite a bit about it, it just had weak writing and horrible leads. Squid Game man had to carry the entire narrative but didn't know what he was saying, the young girls CANNOT act.
Sets and costuming were better than anything from the sequel trilogy.
>>213793802
Hate Dafne Keen, hate the character archetype she played, yet ended up liking her character the most from the cast.

All they had to do was put Jecki in this and not kill her. Then it would have been successful.

>>213792333
cancelled after season 1

>>213792087 (OP)
>The Acolyte dared to try something new
Not really. The "Good twin was evil and the evil twin was good all along" is a highschool english class tier trope

>>213792087 (OP)
>The Acolyte dared to try something new and was dogpiled for it.
Does disney really think 99% of star wars fans are black women?

>>213793090
>DEI slop about black space lesbians with a rainbow cast of mutts
God bless americans

>>213792087 (OP)
Power of manyyyy!

>>213794037
Yeah they should just make 6 seasons of Obi-Wan fighting Vader

And yet Andor did everything right and is consistently praised for it.

>>213794037
>Does disney really think 99% of star wars fans are black women?
Youre a fucking retard if thats what you think is going on here.

>chosen one
anakin
>twins
luke and leia
>nightsisters
battle for endor
>lesbians
schmesbians

>>213794036
Problem is that both twins turned out to be evil. Episode 3 to episode 7 explanation pipeline left many people brain damaged.
The fact that master BeeGees killed himself over nothing was fucking insane.

>>213794153
There was also a black woman crammed in.

>>213794157
Noone watched that boring ass shit tho

I like how there are zero actual criticisms of the show other than incels being mad about black women

>>213792087 (OP)
That's Predator, you idiot.

>>213794376
Well I didn't watch it, because of the black women.

>>213794376
incels are the most powerful people on earth, simply by not watching something that wasn't made for them they can make a show be canceled

I used to like black queens, before the DEI era it kinda set me apart, you know it's a contrast, it's funny
A cute blackfu goth queen
But now I can't have that
They took black women from me by giving me black women

>>213794376
It doesn't matter if it was good, nobody watched it because of the black woman. Maybe if they didn't already pull that shit with Obi Wan there'd be more patience

I think its a testemant to Dafne's greatness that throughout the entire shit storm. She did not come under fire for saying something retarded. I mean she may have, most of her promotional interviews were in spanish. Nothing caught the eye of the nerdrotic crew and they were combing through everything. Infact, she could even be seen trying to reign in the retard who was claiming wrong things about the death star.

>>213794376
what are you talking about? There are hours of essays picking apart the show on a narrative level.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvRgzdc8P-uhntY1EIQvTZ7IIh0wv-jEQ

>>213794432
Also be review bombing it and using the extensive media ecosystem that appeals to them to spread the message that thing bad because black women

>>213792945
>simply making the live-action version of the game shit

But that could mean a large number of things. I'll assume you're talking about KOTOR, because this site is full of autists who self-inserted as Revan when they were 10 and continue to live that dream, but "game Star Wars" is a broad and varied category. You've got the Dark Forces series that eventually mutated into Jedi Academy; then there's the X-Wing/TIE Fighter space flight simulation that was very popular in its day, then Rogue Squadron/Jedi Starfighter for a more arcadey style of flight action; and then you have the various strategy games that emphasise big battles and planetary conquest. And there's podracing and Force Unleashed and so on.

So if you say "make it like the games" you're saying it could be just about any genre that allows for action scenes.

>>213794514
Stop advertising your channel

>>213793957
>Hate Dafne Keen
Why? What did she ever do to you?

>>213792087 (OP)
My only regret is that this show could only be canceled one time.

>>213792087 (OP)
it was poo and >>213794514
you reatds are such shills ur linking ur yt videos

not even middle of the road Crikical penguins liked this shit he only liked the saber fight

>>213792087 (OP)
the acolyte butchered cannon lore more than star wars already did in ways that went against the main trilogy lol

it was literally bad fanfiction

Make a shitty show for women in the male-dominated genre.
Retroactively ruin old movies.
Hire her “wife” who has zero acting skills.

>>213794652
> more than star wars already did
I meant for than Disney I sleepy

>>213794652
>the acolyte butchered cannon lore more than star wars already did in ways that went against the main trilogy lol

Funny how RLM ran damage control for Acolyte. Curious.

>>213792087 (OP)
no, they dared to make something stupid and label it Star Wars and fans rightfully rejected it

if you want to make something new, great, blaze your own trail, don't pick up where George sold out

>>213794653
>it’s bad because I hate women

>>213794761
Yea

>>213792380
Does she show them?

>>213794761
Correct. Your point?

>>213794761
yes

>>213794761
you said exactly what I'm thinking

>>213794562
I had the Force Unleashed, Dark Forces, SWTOR cinematics in mind, yes. That said, literally any of that stuff would be an improvement over what they're churning out today. Just as long as they wipe that infamous whiteboard clean and put two words on it: teenage boys. Anything they do creatively top to bottom should be touched against that. Will it resonate with that audience? If yes, awesome. If not, throw it away.

As for employees who have issues with that young male demographic because they're staunch feminists or otherwise radicalized by idpol. I can respect that. No hard feelings. But you have no business working on Star Wars or similar franchises.

>>213793232
>You are a loud minority, and soon you will disappear.
What, like black people after Planned Parenthood?

>>213794761
yes

>>213793988
Artist?

>>213794761
The Acolyte is dead. :)

>>213795104
brother I have been looking for who's been making them since they've started surfacing. I wish I could tell you.

Is this canon?

>>213795239
It's the resident namefag who's obsessed with Keen. His name's I've Been Summoned. He's in parts responsible for her nudes getting leaked.

>>213795321
that's funny because the person you're referring to is me and I did not make those. also, I can only take credit for getting the bikini dance vid out.

>>213795245
>lightsabers are mood rings now
Lmao

>>213794652
>cannon lore more than star wars already did in ways that went against the main trilogy
I don't believe you. The sequel trilogy RAPED the lore of the OT. Acolyte mostly fucked with prequel shit.

>>213794782
The meme you posted implies that is not the reason, it’s typical chudshit
>Nooooo I’m not a bigot
>Ok I’m a bigot, but that’s a good thing
The right just uses language as a means to deceive, they hold no beliefs beyond hating those different than them

>>213794586
Terrible actress with a pig face being spammed here for a decade because some people wanted to fuck her when she was a kid.

>>213795354
Oh damn, I had no idea. What happened to the namefagging?

>>213796602
I figure putting a giant flag on my posts resulted in more bans than not. So I still monitor and get summoned but I don't really announce it anymore.

>>213796686
fair enough

>>213796576
not a decade yet. And she really took off during the covid live streams. Arguably not a kid anymore at that time. As for the rest of your assessment. That's just like, your opinion, man.

>>213796576
>fuck when she was a kid
The amount of people into her adult form far outweighs her Logan fans.

>>213796980
seriously, only 1 in a 100 dafne posts claims she peaked in logan. Puberty put her on the map.

>>213796980
>>213797068
Pedo cope

>>213797168
hebedenyingprojection
oh no the young woman with hips tits and ass hasn't gone around the sun enough times!

>>213797168
>pedo

>>213792333
>Acolyte was beloved.

another wasted waifu of the week
I hate watched for she
so much wasted potential

niggers dont belong in science fiction

by the time humans can explore the galaxy, genetic engineering designer children will be a thing, and nobody wants a dark skinned child, even black people

they will all choose lighter and lighter skinned children until nobody will be able to tell the difference anymore

>>213797430
"I am vile racist" is not a valid criticism of the show.

I watched like three minutes and Amandla is a terrible actress. She should just come home with me.

>>213792087 (OP)
Why didn't they just make them hot and likeable?

>>213794376
As a guy who doesn't care about culture war bullshit, here's my criticism: it was just boring. The story was not very engaging and they didn't really do anything interesting with the characters. A couple of decent episodes, but that's it.

>>213792087 (OP)
She's pretty but she is not a good and talented actor.

>>213792087 (OP)
>something new

Magic mary sue black girl isn't new.

>>213795245
Wow what a retarded show

>>213795245
I'm just gonna say it. She cute.

This show (and other media like it) is the equivalent of having some Andrew Tate style dude adapting Twilight or fucking Barbie. Noone's going to "actually critique the movie" because it's completely besides the point.

>>213792087 (OP)
she is so sexo and sol is the best written SW character ever

>>213799476
Wedge in the X wing series has a vastly better writiny

>>213794536
The only thing incels can cancel is the things in which they are the primary fanbase. Nobody cares about weirdo incel opinions otherwise, because nobody needs to cater them otherwise.
If this show was watched by normies everywhere, it wouldn't have mattered what they screeched about.

>The Acolyte dared to try something new and was dogpiled for it. Star Wars fans deserve everything they get.
If it was dogpiled by Star Wars fans, it was deserved to be dogpiled by Star Wars fans. And if that includes the general public, then it deserves that too.
Disney fucking sucks and is ran by fags, women and trannies and their heeb slavedrivers. They, by their essence, core beliefs, and dogma will never "get" Star Wars nor give it the credit it deserves. Even at these moments of feigned interest and attempt of delivering to audiences, it has only been derivative at worst and lukewarm at best.
Just go look at the content of their posts and tone they take when talking to the fandom directly. It is snarly, surly, mean-spirited, mocking and taking pleasure in their removal so that they are free to redefine Star Wars as they see fit. No they won't make any semblance of money out of this, no they won't make anyone like the series for it to be the juggernaut in cultural relevance and merchandising that it was for forty years before their acquisition. They're not finding new fans and all they've done is piss the ones they had off so much that they are now apathetic to it. Just go ahead and leak out whatever tranny fluid you want all over the brand name from now on; no one cares.
But its not about the money, its about sending a message. Boys and men aren't allowed to have masculine heroes and stories written in epic escapist worlds with lasers, explosions, spaceships, cool aliens, and a thousand new worlds. Women are front and centre, sexless, ugly and shitting on everything that made Star Wars cool and leaving it as a drab, grey and mind-numbing slog of a mess.
I had completely forggoten that this crap had even existed before some blue-haired cunt at Disney decided to come to this board and make this thread and wag its fat finger at us for not swallowing the shit they shovel out. Their tactics have literally not changed at all in slightest since the acquisition.

>>213800275
Star Wars is slop and Disney did everyone a favor by raping it

Killing all the likable characters and letting the most hateable survive didn't work out so well.

>>213792087 (OP)
pretty sure the script was shit out by chatgpt or some other llm, the writing being that bad has no other explanation

>>213792333
>Acolyte was beloved

>>213792087 (OP)
What was new?

>>213793769
I watched a YouTube review of Ironheart and the main thing they kept saying was that everything about how she behaves is villainous.

>>213792087 (OP)
>NOOO YOU MUST WATCH THIS SHITTY SHOW BECAUSE SOMEONE SLAPPED THE NAME OF AN IP ON IT THAT WENT TO SHIT A LONG LONG TIME AGO

>>213795245
Sadly, yes.

>>213800316
>muh slop
Twitchniggers crawling out of their safe space using the only lingo they are allowed to use. Go lick Hasan's balls and Asmongold's bald scalp.
>>213800275
Based beyond belief.

>>213800348
>pretty sure the script was shit out by chatgpt or some other llm

That is literally impossible, because ChatGPT is just search engine. It would be able to write simple story with normal morals. Acolyte on the other hand is a total inversion of normal morals, very well crafted by standards of its creators.

>>213800712
See I know you are a flaming zoomer faggot because I don't even know who those are. Strongly consider killing yourself if you still happen to like Star Wars when you reach your 20s

>>213800514
That is because she is outright villain. She starts as one, kills multiple cops, continues through college where she has rich grant, everything handed to her, gets kicked out for fraud and theft and continues a career as a criminal.
It ends with her making a deal with literal Satan, and people were so dazed by the whiplash, that few realized that she didn't do a single selfless or heroic thing.

>>213800958
>I don't even know who those are
>uses their lingo to the point where he has no substitute for it
Slop on my dick, nigger.

>>213800400
Would top left.

>>213800578
Nobody said that, schizo.

>>213792087 (OP)
The Acolyte was cowardice. They specifically set the show in a time they made up between the old republic and the new republic. A thousand years before the movies. They put it there because they knew in their heart of hearts that it was shit. That it was a travesty. That it would be so hated they could tuck it away in its own corner on the floor so it could easily be swept under the rug. The fact they didn't place it anywhere near anything else in canon shows they had no confidence in it whatsoever. And with good reason

>>213794376
japanese actor was pronouncing "girls" as "goyls" and I couldnt stop laughing every time

I thought it was cool when they strapped in lamps on the bad guy and he got kidnapped by moths

>>213801044
>retarded zoomer is a brainless consumer so he thinks everyone else is too
Don't worry though you'll fit right in here with that low IQ and cute edge

>>213792087 (OP)
>dared to try something new

>>213795245
OMG

All i got was her twerking

>>213801251
Just go ahead and admit you're an outsider, normgroid.

If this post ends in 69 Amandala sends Dafne her see through dresses which get worn at the next premier.

>>213800339
Disney expected Star Wars fans and general audience to think that Adam Driver and her are attractive.

>>213793802
imagine being the director seeing Dafne Keen and then being like we should cover her up in special fx makeup and a costume that conceals her

>>213801183
>"There is a virgins in the force"
Heh

>>213802346
Which is crazy seeing as how the show runners were raging dykes.

>>213792087 (OP)
>The Acolyte dared to try something new
>something new
Yeah, that was something, kek

For what it's worth, I feel this show was the best thing to come out of NuStar Wars. My only complaints about it are the boring Jedi plots and the main villain cast pulled straight out of r/aznmasculinity. Amanda whatever is cute and hecking valid and I love seeing her bounce around. The rest of the show was mid, which is still above everything Disney has done with this franchise. (Notable exception for Adam Driver's performances). I really don't get why fags got so assblasted about it, I hate niggers as much as anyone and I wish it had gotten a second season.

>>213802758
>and hecking valid
kys

>>213802797
no u

>>213802758
>hecking
just go back

>>213802758
I want all the pain in my leg right now to go to you, faggot

>>213802612
lesbians dont exist.

>>213792087 (OP)

Why does no one call out Leslie Headland for standing by and allowing Harvey Weinstein to rape women during the 6 years she worked at Mirimax and one as his personal assistant?

Or Kuntleen Kennedy for hiring someone who enabled a rapist for years and did nothing because it would affect her career?

By doing so it shows the utter hypocrisy of the left wing who cover for her because she's a fat, ugly man hating bulldyke!!!FACT!!!

>>213804155
The chud channels brought that up constantly.

>>213801921
>t. buttblasted zoom zoom

>>213802346
That's every showrunner/director she's ever worked for lol. I don't think she was ever allowed to show off her bomb body even once. In DP3 her costume was completely unflattering as well.

>>213792087 (OP)
Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit

>>213804534
Reminder all star wars is faggot shit
fixed

>>213804576
Reminder to kill yourself.

>>213792087 (OP)
why anyone want something different from a beloved franchise? just stick to the formula

>>213804494
Her next two appearances won’t be any better either. Whistles she some alt girl with a baggy look. And that other project has her in post apocalyptic rags as if she put together whatever had the highest stats. We do have a report that she’s got a raunchy comedy in the works so here’s hoping we get something good there.

>>213792213
fpbp

>>213804779
>nooo not my heckin space opera for kids and manchildren

>>213792087 (OP)
You have to work extremely hard to find pictures of Amandla Stenberg where she is trying to not show her tits. But yet we're supposed to believe in the Star Wars universe women no longer want to show off their bodies? Literally flies in the face of every women ever in recent years. Not buying it.