Thread 213793732

Get in here faggots, we're doing a comfy /sopranos/ post your memes

and what is the worst episode and why is it a hit is a hit?

>>213793732 (OP)
I like Melt

columbus day parade was the most boring episode.

I'm only posting in this thread out of respect for my fawtha

>>213793732 (OP)
My favorite episode was the one where the Esplanade finally finished construction.

>>213793732 (OP)
this picture gets my 'tism because tony always had a gold day-date on a presidential and for this promo pic some prop idiot gave him a submariner on an oyster bracelet

>>213794058
they don't look similar at all. would've been better off just giving him a gold casio digital

>>213793732 (OP)
>>213794058
>>213794099
>a man can only wear 1 type of watch his whole life
Ok.

>>213794206
the gold day-date is tony soprano the same way the leather jacket, bowling shirt and heavy breathing are. there's only one picture of the character with a different watch because the prop director fucked up

>>213793732 (OP)
we all know why
short answer: niggers. longer answer: not only niggers but the wannabe smart "I'm righting historical wrongs against my people" niggers

I'd say Kaisha is one of the worst because no one remembers anything about it except for carlo kicking a decapitated head down a storm drain. the whole chrissy AA plot was pretty weak

>>213794058
The submariner was his own personal watch. The president was a replica.

>>213793732 (OP)
>and what is the worst episode and why is it a hit is a hit?
Youre way outta line kid. lets get some cold fucking fizzy water on your head.

>>213794706
low quality slop

>The best thing about this episode is the writers had to rewrite the script because-
>YOU KNOW WHO MAKES A GOOD MEATBALL? PAULIE RACOSTELAIOPIDIOPI
>You see originally the theme of fatherhood was prevalent after Tony and-
>HAVE YOU EVAH HAD A GOOD MEATBALL MICHEAL?
>Ye-yeah? I guess so. Anyways after David rewrote the conversation-
>JIMMY WAS SUCH A GOOD GUY
>Yeah he was. Funny you mention because James himself didn't like the original-
>DID I EVER TELL YOU I WORKED THE DOOR AT THE COPA
>Anyways I remember during rehearsals we were actually planning to alter the scene because-
>VINNIE SCUFARIONINONA THOSE ARE THE BEST SAUSAGES IN JERSEY
>In the original script it called for-
>THEY JUST DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THAT NO MORE
>So in the original script David wanted to make-
>SO WAS DAVID CHASE ACTUALLY THERE?
>What? Yeah of course David was there. It was on the same day-
>DID I EVER TELL YOU I MET JOHN GOTTI'S TAILOR? THOSE SUITS BACK THEN WERE SOMETHING ELSE
>"You see the thing about Gandolfini is for instance in season 4 there was a-"
>JIMMY WAS SUCH A GREAT GUY
>"Yeah.. He, he really was.."
>"So in the episode where Tony and Junior have this moment about family and-"
>JIM WAS THE KIND OF GUY TO GIVE YOU A COLD COLA ON A HOT DAY
>"Tony and Junior are sitting at the table eating and we all thought-"
>WHAT ABOUT YOU MICHAEL? YOU LIKE A COLD COLA?

>>213794831
i did not need to know that bobby b's actor is a dumbass

The worst episodes are when Christopher and Adriana are focused and involved with outsiders. A hit is a hit and d-girl

>>213794706

>a duck with a penis in its mouth being chased by tony soprano in a bathrobe

>>213794905
you don't like D-girl because Chris gave you middle school flashbacks when he was bullying Favreau

>>213794348
Most kino opening of any episode in the show
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YAGswGCYqUc

the lowest sopranos ever got was the cleaver premire

>late season
>most succesful show ever at that point
>create a scene in a theatre
>entire cast is sitting in the audience
>christopha goes like
>where is he? without him none of this would've been possible
>ANTHONY SOPRANO EVERYBODY
>and then everybody claps

i know david chase was just spitballing after nancy marchand died but jesus.. this is like 12 year olds writing

>Tony is dead
>Paulie Walnuts is dead
>Livia is dead
>Phil is dead
>Butchie is dead
>Beansie is dead
>Feech is dead
>Ginny Sack is dead
>Carmine Sr. is dead
>Omar Little is dead
>FBI chief Frank is dead
>Mustang Sally is dead
>Tony's brother in law Tom is dead
>Mary and Hugh are dead
>Albie is dead
>Jimmy Petrille is dead
>Frankie Cortese is dead
>Fran Felstein is dead
>Vin Makazian is dead
>Sidney Pollack is dead
>Gary Cooper is dead
>Bobby Sr. is dead
>Neil Mink is dead
>Dr. Elliot is dead
>Richard is dead
>Angelo Garepe is dead
>Johnny Cakes is dead
>Sunshine is dead
>Ginny Sack is dead
>Cusamano is dead
>Coco is dead
>Johnny Boy Soprano is dead
>Churchill is dead
>Cosette is dead
>Pie-O-My is dead
>The ducks are dead
>Lauren Bacall is dead
>Frank Sinatra jr. is dead

>>213795241
Huh, I never made the connection

>>213794831
I cant believe how retarded bobby is and unlikable christopher is irl.

>>213795596
>Ginny Sack is dead
F

>>213793732 (OP)
Stop spamming this trash

>>213795241
Your problem is a dumb gangster said something generic and typical?

>>213793732 (OP)
anyone else following Tony Soprano's Underground?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY0c7b3XS4k

>>213795241
What's the problem here

>>213793942
no, the furio knowledge bomb was funny so was artie acting like a bombshell just went off behind him as he got pelted by a slushie as he tries to shuffle his way back into the car. but yes the rest of the episode was boring as hell

>>213793732 (OP)
the worst episode is actually the one where Chrissy tries to pitch his script to that faggot jon favreau

>>213793732 (OP)
Dunno if a popular opinion but I hated the last episode of season 3, from start to finish it was either mostly retarded or just had beats that hit wrong to me. Not sure if this is good or bad but I can't tell if Jackie Jr's actor just sucks or if he's a genius at making me hate the character.

>>213794706
Faggot.

>>213796683
kek, good shit

>>213795241
>this is like 12 year olds writing
hollywood writers writing about hollywood writing is always lazy.
>what if this drug addict was a hollywood writer who owed money to the mob!
>lets discuss the ethics of celebrity culture where rich people get free expensive shit for being celebrities!
>Its about a wiseguy with a big heart, and bigger dreams
>IM A DEVELOPMENT EXECUTIVE
>put it in the trunk heheh

What did they mean by this?

>>213797004
20 years in the can and no male bodybuilding tv shows

I grew up with a lot of connected guys. Never made myself, but I knew everyone and everyone knew me. Sometimes they'd ask for a favor here and there and there'd be a little something in it for me. Here's what I'll say about Sopranos - the most true to life part of it was Vito. Every crew has a Vito. In fact, most have a couple Vitos. I'm talking pitching and catching and whole other sports. In prison and on the outside.

>>213796869
The character is an unlikeable cunt ontop of the actor being entirely void of any acting talent and charisma.

A trifecta of awful.

>>213797004
Vito's dad was in the closet, ran in the family

>>213796869
The actor "was a model" and somehow got on the show. I think he stopped acting after the show.

>>213794831
>JIM WAS THE KIND OF GUY TO GIVE YOU A COLD COLA ON A HOT DAY
kek. painfully accurate pasta

>>213795596
it's sad when they go young like that

>>213797004
TURN THAT OFF

>>213798063
you are speaking SHIT to me!!

I originally hated Luxury Lounge but it slowly turned into one of my favorites. Great sendoff for Artie and Chrissy fucking up in California is hilarious.
Pie-o-My is probably one of the bigger stinkers.

>>213796683
this is incredible

>>213797004
Buckthusiast.

I'm doing a first time watch and just finished season 3 brehs. It really is as good as they say

>>213798425
Season 3's the hook, which is even more impressive considering they had to rewrite most of the plot.

>>213798515
What caused the rewrite? Livia's actress's death?

>>213798539
Yep. iirc there was going to be a legal battle between her and Tony but they had to scrap it.

>>213798248
luxury lounge is one of the funniest episodes

>>213797914
Nah he's been in a lot of shit. I saw him on Blue Bloods playing a detective or some shit

>>213798647
>And the Rashidun, where are they now?
>You're looking at them منيك

Has anyone seen The Alto Knights? It has like half the fucking Sopranos cast in it as supporting actors.

>>213794905
D-Girl is great

>>213794706
I know who posted this.

is lilyhammer actually worth watching

>>213799086
I want an employee of the month t-shirt

>>213793924
You forgot
>WHAT IS THIS? THE FUCKEN UN, NOW!?

>>213799164
I've watched one episode and then forgot about it. It leans a bit into the fish out of water thing but it appeared to be setting up something interesting.

>>213794799
You're trivializing the holocaust

>>213793732 (OP)
The one where he visits his dad's old goomah or whatever. That shit actually made me drop the show on my first viewing, I really thought it had just gone to shit

>>213799183
You can get something else, Kev

If he's Italian why does he have blue eyes?

>>213795596
>Franki Vallie is dead but they still got hin on puppet strings in Vegas
The list keeps going

>>213797831
No running in that family

>>213797004
>talking about Vito being gay
>while watching some really gay shit
I think its pretty obvious, no?

>>213793732 (OP)
>what is the worst episode
season 4 has a lot of contenders. i nominate calling all cars
>inb4 the dream
yeah, the other 40 minutes are pretty filler though. i don't doubt season 4 has it's moments, but fuck, there's so much forgettable episodes in it. the episodes only like 40 minutes exact too, pretty damn short. it's a pretty lazy episode
>>213794348
>Kaisha is one of the worst
disagree. it's a pretty somber season "final" and i think it works well. i thought chrissy fucking the jamba juice girl would lead to bigger consequences but i'm surprised it kinda fades out by the last half of the season

>>213794905
Totally absurd opinion thinking d-girl is one of the worst… just silly. You make a fool of yourself and everyone here, anon. The Sandra bernhard scene alone makes it better than House Arrest.

>>213799164
It's light entertainment, not really comparable. It does unofficially connect to sopranos (no spoilers) so might be worth watching for that

These guys... they don't stop breakin' my balls!

To June-yah.

>>213799622
There weren't any truly bad episodes. Just some not as good as others but none were bad.

>>213799591
Yeah agree no way is Kaisha in the running…

https://youtu.be/8MnVS3MUdh0

>>213794348
>mfw someone tells me they've never seen any Jean-Pierre Melville films

>>213794058
Watchfags are so gay lmao

Why did they get Shooter McGavin to play Chris' sponsor?

the best "meme" I've got saved is picrel. linkrel cracks me the fuck up too https://www.instagram.com/p/DJvJDDjo9AV/

>>213794058
He lost his watch so he raped a guy and took his watch

Bobby-chads report it

>Walk in
>Tony tells you to have a sheat
How do you get out of going to rehab?

>>213799871
>Janice, I like a spitfire type. I told you.

>>213798063
YOU ARE POSTING SHIT TO ME

>>213795596
Yeah people die when time passes. Crazy isn't it?

>>213799812
I guess you could call that a meme. Heheh

>>213799871

You are following Baccala on Instragram and liking all his posts about his weiner dog, aren't you Anon?

TAKE ME TO THE RIVER

>>213794487
I have this framed on my wall

>>213800047
Afraid so. Dachshunds are based

>>213800047
owning dogs is so fucking funny

>>213793732 (OP)
The worst episode is Many Saints of Newark.

a hit is a hit has some funny scenes. massive genius is a terrible character though

>>213798425
Have fun, but you're about to go from one of the best seasons to the worst, so buckle up and don't get filtered.

>>213800258
>They made Ash a faggot?

>>213793732 (OP)
>what is the worst episode
s01e05
Tony whacks a guy in broad daylight. Leaves so much evidence at the scene it’s nothing short of a miracle he wasn’t caught. Looney Tunes sheit.

>>213800065
PUT ME IN THE WATER

>>213800047
He explains the joke in his post doesn’t he?

>>213800359
Whacking Chucky is even more insane. Multiple gunshots in the middle of the day right next to an overpass.

>>213800359
>"just foolin around"
favorite meme

>>213800065
>the distance between that scene and Pussy's death was seasons apart and I still knew exactly what would happen as soon as the fish started singing
10/10 moment in the show for me, extremely memorable

>>213800414
>What about his face when he saw the needluh

>>213800416
I hated the flashbacks to remind the viewer of what a certain image was referencing... the kid yelling "mommy", tony being in a funk after the 20 year old stripper died. Maybe it's because it was a weekly broadcast, but when you're watching consecutively it's like they think you're a goldfish

>>213800414
>>213800359
Take it easy, we’re not making the shield here

>>213793942
>columbus day parade was the most boring episode.
So the ep that created one of the best Sopranos memes is boring?

>>213798063
The garbage pile looks like CGI

>>213794421
>Nicotine (Is An Addictive Substance)

>>213796683
I kekd.

>>213794690
kek

>>213799591
>>213798425
>>213800257
The last rewatch I did, maybe number 8, I also nooooticed the first half of season 4 was noticeably weak compared to the rest of the show. Don't remember why now, but it sticks out vs. basically the entire rest of the show, except that season 1 is trying uneven in tone and style.

>>213796683
lol great stuff

>>213796683
god i pine for the days when youtube was mostly videos like this and not the low effort slop that's flooded the site for 15 years

>>213801150
season 4 was shat on when it came out, lowest IMDB scores and even SNL made fun of it. neither of those are marks of quality, but fuck, i think people had a right to be a bit upset about how filler heavy season 4 is
i've seen people defend it saying it's a pleb filter and the lack of mob stuff is it's strength, but christ, i don't think anyone can recall what happens in the middle half.
i also think it slows the fuck down once ralphie dies early, i was also never crazy about whitecaps. i think that's why season 5 hauls ass from the second it starts

>>213794465
just noticed tony's nip slip here

>>213801485
Way too many contrived drama episodes of Carmela forcing Tony to do these terrible business investments

>>213795241
I thought the whole point of that line was to show how the writer guy was being used and tossed aside by Christopher.

>>213799909
Disgusting

>>213794831
It's actually funny how the actors are the complete opposite of their characters. Michael is a libtard soiboy pseudo-intellectual and Tony is a loud mouth retard with an ego.

>>213799086
>yeah, I was in the Sopranos!
>my role? I was the uhh... the rapist...

>>213796146
theyre italian

>>213794831
>DID YA HAVE TA READ FA DAVID??

>>213801150
>>213801485
Even the worst Sopranos episode is better than most of the best episodes of other highly praised shows, let's be honest here.

>It could be a mid-life thing.
>Sucking a cock?

>>213798063
When they GO?!

>>213801826
its called A Conductor

>>213802031
no shit. I was just saying parts of S4 aren't as good as the rest of the show.

Season 4 is a pleb filter and Season 5 almost completely goes over into mob capeshit territory because the plebs were crying about Season 4 being slow.

>>213796869
The whole point is that he's a retarded fucking asshole, so yeah they did a great job both by casting this faggot and by having him play it up even more.

>>213802148
>mob capeshit territory
Very observant, the sacred and the propane.

>>213800845
it is

>>213801924
I think they're both Jewish.

>>213801826
The sex scenes with her and Richie made me feel so unclean

>>213802152
It's honestly impressive how monumentally retarded he managed to be

>>213796958
gigabased

>>213796869
season 3 has the worst finale imo, but a lot of it comes down to how awful jackie's death is filmed and junior's singing in chinese, both of which contain some of the worst editing in the series aside from the transition cold cuts

>>213794690
>he became his own goomah
ooof madone

>>213794690
>turned into a Puerto Rican whore

>>213802689
The balls on this prick

>>213800414
The fish oil mutes the gunshot

>>213802148
It has nothing to do with it being slow, it's just scene after scene of Tony fucking and eating. They also resolve the Gloria stuff in 3 and then stick Tony with not-Gloria (Valentina or whatever) for... some reason? Very similar character but we don't give a fuck.

>>213793732 (OP)
>and what is the worst episode and why is it a hit is a hit?
Never got why, it's very funny

>>213802148
This. The 20 Carmela/Furio (who's really in character) scenes that go nowhere filtered everyone who wanted stuff to happen

>>213802785
Carm is kino but her storylines sucked in general

>>213802436
I liked the ending of S2 a lot, but yeah the editing there is weird.

Vitos field trip to the Logo network doesnt get much hate, probably because how utterly bizarre and unintentionally hilarious it was.

>>213803001
meant S3 obv. I thought the singing in different languages was an interesting touch.

>>213802785
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw such a kino character as Furio end up with the most dogshit character arc I have possibly ever seen on television. What the fuck happened.

>>213802757
The whole Valentina thing was some power shit with the Tony and Ralphie storyline and Tony cucking him. I agree, she ended up being a weak character that was more of a plot device.

>>213803077
it was a joke
it was my blood pressure medication

>>213803117
>Listen....*breathes heavily into the mic*... ya became a cooked horse and I can't like ya no more. We had our mofo and now it's time to be written out of the show.

>>213794831
>>WHAT ABOUT YOU MICHAEL? YOU LIKE A COLD COLA?
I can hear it in his voice, incredibly.

Watching for the first time now. Started season 4 today. See you tizzuns in a couple months.

>>213803126
Phil and Furio were basically the only characters who adhered to the code. Furio left rather than betray the hierarchy. Chris bemoaned that the code was absent but he didn't uphold it himself.

I guess you could say that's a bad end for Furio's arc but the whole show Furio represented some kind of pure specimen Italian Mafia from the old country and it would be a betrayal of who he is if he fucked Carmella. Like that was the whole point of the cooking montage to show how much more real he was than Tony.

>>213803481
I get that but why the fuck couldn't he just tell Carmella to fuck off and stop showing up at his house all the time if he was so committed to the job? He nearly fucking killed Tony over the most mid piece of pussy in NJ.

>>213803138
Yeah, but it didn't really matter because Ralphie mostly seemed to want to be rid of her. If anything he cucked Ralphie more with the horse, so if anything it's redundant.

One of the worst is Boca. The one where everyone's just into soccer. It's an embarrassing after school special.

>>213803562
>why the fuck couldn't he just tell Carmella to fuck off and stop showing up at his house all the time
It wouldn't have been as strong portrayal of his devotion if he wasn't tested both by Carmella showing up and almost killing Tony. Like they set it up pretty well about how he was exceptionally tested when his uncle told him that even he didn't pull shit like fuck the boss's wife.

I felt like one of the overarching themes of the Sopranos is that these Jersey guys are basically at the lowest point in the mafia and Phil and Furio basically failing shows that integrity doesn't really count for anything. Like John only had 5M in assets and you realize that none of these guys actually own casinos like in the old days.

>>213803481
Phil was advocating for the deaths of multiple made men, he didn't follow the code any closer than anyone else on that show. He realized it was a ton of horseshit after he saw his old boss Johnny Sack admit in court that the mob was a real thing.

>>213803703
Season 1 really felt clunky just because it was more light hearted and Chase wanted to capture the Goodfellas vibe. Didn't really find its footing until the second season

Why were the Sopranos so racist against Jews?

>>213793732 (OP)
Get in bitch we're goin to get some Gabagool

>>213802436
>You hear about Dominic Chinese?
>he made them an offer they couldn't understand

>>213794690
>ey puss, dont you think you're takin your name a bit too literal?

>>213803447
The last film Tone ever did.. Can't believe it bros

>>213803816
>Phil was advocating for the deaths of multiple made men
The nitpick there was that Carmine had just died and John/Phil were killing Garepe, Doc Santoro and Rusty for undermining John's presumptive elevation from underboss to boss. The problem there was Little Carmine pushing his weight around and we were given no indication he was at all seriously involved in the family.

>>213803703
>>213803840
season 1 is goofy as hell but you grow to miss it and it's characters by the end
i miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe (and was pleasantly surprised to see him appear in tony's season 5 dream)

Times AI gets it right.

>>213804037
the staple gun scene in season 1 was quite funny. I'd imagine Mikey and Tony had some historic times trolling the fuck out of each other just from that scene alone.

These have been amazing so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY0c7b3XS4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmrAKtIs4xo&t=6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLVm8VS1z1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AUqC0-dPSw

I recently watched through the show for the first time. Please share more 20 year old memes that I've missed out on.

Sopranos threads are the best threads on /tv/.

>>213803447
Good kino. Recommend any queer who hasn't seen it to watch it.

The lost episode sucked

>>213804123
lol what the hell need more of these, bretty good

>>213804037
It's funny when he calls his wife stupid

>>213804037
I went back to watch season 1 again after finishing 5 and man it was nostalgic, Pussy, the kids being young little shits, it's peak

>>213804299
Were they any good?

>>213794951
This and the images of james gandolfini hanging with Spongebob are so funny to me

>>213793732 (OP)
AJ is the worst actor is the history of mankind! worst acting ever! total loser!

>>213804967
how? He did a great job of playing an upper middle class spoiled teen fuck up.

>>213799164
its fairly amusing but more of "cute" show than anything serious. I enjoyed it the first watch.

>>213804531
His last words to her were "go take a midol" and after he's killed she tells police that he told her that he loved her and went for a jog.

>>213800047
I hope this retard trips over the dog and dies. Unbearable mouthbreather who ruined Chrissy's lovely insight and interest in the show

>>213794058
this isnt a promo pic that is just him you dumb nigger

>>213805201
what happened?

>>213794831
>wow a sopranos podcast with two of the actors and guest appearences by more actors from the show, I can't wait to hear the cool on-set stories an-
>D I D Y A H A V E TA READ FAH DAVID

>>213805297
he's just dumb

What would Tony think about transphobia?

How would you guys rank the characters by intelligence? I feel like the bosses, plus Tony B and Hesh, were portrayed as a lot smarter than most of the grunts

>>213805394
Chris Tuffa probably could have been successful at many things if he wasn't mobbed up

>you get a pass for suckacockey in the can
what the fuck?

>>213793732 (OP)
I just recently finished the show and it is not as good as people make it. Season 1 kind of sucks but its watchable 2-5 are good at times but mostly just the comedy that is unintentional half the time and season 6 is fucking terrible.

The dr melfi scenes existed in the first couple seasons just so david chase could have a shrink say "yes david your self insert mommy was bad to you" and they were also for real low iq people to go "ohhh I get it tony is a sociopath I couldn't pick that up from his actions". Every woman plot line was awful. Season 6 was one of the worst things ever put on tv. The first half with the coma dreams was fucking stupid and what wasn't that was just vito eating pancakes for 10 episode. Because they wasted so much time on coma tony and gay vito the second half of the season gives you whiplash cause like 100 major things happen with really no set up or payoff in 3 mins of on screen time a piece.

Tony has a gun charge nvm its dismissed, Paulies mom isn't his mom, hes mad nah nvm hes fine but he has cancer oh nvm its cured, Johnny sacks has cancer and now hes dead, The war with NY is finally here oh its over in 20 mins, aj is has a gf they are getting married nvm she left him for no reason now he tries the worst suicide attempt ever thought of, tony is in deep with gambling out of nowhere nvm he kills chris on a whim and now he magically wins every bet.

The entire second half of 6 felt like they had so much unused stuff and tried to cram it all in cause there are many more examples of shit shoehorned in where people just die off camera and then there is a 15 second funeral scene and never spoke of again and other shit

This weekend I'm gonna make some manigott. They just talk about it so fucking much. What does it go with?

Why did Tony drive such a large vehicle

>>213805394
Tony Soprano is unironically the smartest character in the show. Aside from Tony B, maybe.
Sure he writes like a fourth grader and has criminal autism but aside from that, he is ALWAYS the first person to pick up on innuendo. Has a wry sense of humor, sometimes insults people without them even realizing. Its subtle at times but there are dozens of scenes where you can see his brain working at a mile a minute while stunads like Paulie or even average guys like John are twisting in the wind.
If you rewatch the series with that idea in your mind: "Tony is impulsive but is also a genius," everything will make 10x more sense.

>>213805885
It's really gross unless you really really like ricotta cheese. It is just a giant tube of pasta filled with a shit ton of ricotta and a tiny amount of tomato sauce on top

>>213805799
You get a pass for dominating a little prison femboy and busting loads in his ass. Man's gotta fuck something. Anyone who denies this has absolutely zero idea how gay men's only spaces are
>Prison
>Navy
>Boarding schools
>Eastern Monasteries
Its insane. So yes, tony's right. You get a pass, you just shouldn't go around sucking cocks in broad daylight like a retard once you're out.

>>213805959
It's supposed to be 3/2/1 cups Ricotta/Parm/Mozz isn't it? And parsley and basil? I have to look this up, it's been a while since I've had it

>>213805885
Seriously the only assembled pasta italian dish you need to make is lasagna. Buy the Walmart Great Value noodles and follow the recipe. Instead of all beef use 50% ground sausage, the frozen kind in a log; and put a layer of basil leaves beneath the top layer of cheese like Carmella does.

The rest is just a shittier variation of lasagna. Seriously you don't need to do manigot or ziti. After lasagna you just have to do the billion variants of spaghetti and then gnocchi, which is the same recipes as spaghetti except with gnocchi.

>>213794690
I heard that troons got AIDS...

>>213806093
All you taste is the ricotta as its flavor is way strong than mozz and parm and there is way more of it. I hate when the southern wops put it in their lasagna as well.

>>213806251
*stronger

>>213806251
A ricotta and mozzarella mix is superior to pure mozzarella in a lasagna because the ricotta holds the shape of the lasagna better than the mozzarella does alone because it melts. Cottage cheese does the same. It's better than having the lasagna be this sloppy mess. The ricotta helps hold the shape when you cut a slice.

>>213806385
Non slimey dagos from the south of italy use béchamel

-213805860
dunno if bait. If it's not, you're not very smart.

>>213805460
>t. Christaphur
>>213805933
>t. Artie

>>213805933
>Tony Soprano is unironically the smartest character in the show.
Arguably true. What do you mean by criminal autism?
>average guys like John
You mean Johnny Sac? He was well above average intelligence, without a doubt.

>>213802283
mama's little HOOWA

>>213795596
>hesh is still alive
>richie is still alive
fucking HOW

>>213806516
This is the cope of all sopranos and other shows that aren't as good as people think they are have. Uhh you just aren't smart enough to get it. An 8 year old can understand the dynamics of the show it isn't some insanely deep thing. There are parts of the show that suck a fat dick and are retarded deal with it

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>>213799741
It’s symbolic because Chrissy used to shoot heroin.

>>213805394
Ralphie, Hesh, Tony, Johnny Sack and Carmine were all genuinely intelligent quick thinking guys.
Sil and Paulie had some street smarts but weren't very cunning.
Uncle June was similar in being a really incompetent boss and having poor emotional intelligence but he became an effective advisor and quasi-consigliere.
Bobby and Christopher were idiots.

>>213806636
Nope. You're "points" are just bullshit.

>>213806579
>criminal autism
You know how a nonviolent smart guy might sit down and work on a painting or something? Tony, despite being real smart, sometimes robs random bikers for a laugh.
Putting himself and his friends in danger because there are some wires that never crossed in his head

>>213806749
Nope, the rest of the seasons have those problems as well and issues of stories starting and then them just forgetting about them but season 6 is just wall to wall with them. It was like they wanted to end it on a scorsese style everything is coming up due anxiety ending after everyone went wtf was that bullshit for season 6a but had no understanding of how to do it so they just crammed in as much useless shit that went nowhere or did not matter to make it seem chaotic.

>>213805933
>If you rewatch the series with that idea in your mind: "Tony is impulsive but is also a genius," everything will make 10x more sense.

>>213806538
kek

A mole on her ass?

The Sopranos if they we're from Texas:
>The Propanos

HEY I'M GABAGOOLIN ERE

Whats this about singing in ching chong?

>>213802436
>junior's singing in chinese,
wait what. I recently just watched sopranos, elaborate? Did david chase do some fuckery in this scene. Am i just a brainlet that missed it or what.

>>213794706
One of the first things I did when testing chat gpt was have it write flash fiction about tony vs various badguys. I can't remember all the matchups but he had the elder wand by the end of it.

>>213805933
Tony was a smart guy, but a bad boss.

I met an extra from the show around 2009ish. At the time I hadn't seen the show and to this day I regret not asking him a million questions. He was in a lot of the funeral scenes. I'm not sure if he had any speaking parts. I forget his name and face but he was about 75ish and lived in the suburbs north of Boston MA, if we have any autists in the thread who may recognize the actor based on this alone I'd like to know his name.

>>213808268
https://youtu.be/Yh0YwKda7Fs?si=waq0Agt7RLae41Wn

I just play this every day to listen to while I work, finally caught the joke in pine barrons where tony was saying the russian dude was a decorated war hero,
paulie:
>an interior decorator, can you believe that

Do you think artie would rather be pegged by ade or cucked by her ?

>>213794951
comfy. luxury lounge vibes
still find it hard to accept the last two seasons are 2006-2007 for some reason

>>213804813
What photos?

What were the worst moments of Talking Sopranos? For me it was them interviewing a senile Peter Bogdanovich (I think he died not long after) and the interview with a visibly drunk Lorraine Bracco who looked like complete shit. Was also annoyed that they didn't interview Joey Pants (Ralphie) who was pissed with HBO and David Chase because they used his severed head in some promotional PR pieces that apparently his kids saw and upset them. He also mentioned he was annoyed at only finding out he was getting killed off when reading the script. They didn't interview Joseph Gannascoli (Vito) because he and Steve hate eachother. There are probably a few others I don't remember because it's been years since I watched it.

>>213808951
oh you dont wanna know!

>>213809316
Them not interviewing Lillo Brancato who played Matthew Bevilaqua was unfortunate. He became a crackhead and heroin addict and ended up in prison after an armed robbery that left an off duty cop dead (his friend shot him). Now he's been sober for like a decade, works for a rehab, and posts recovery shit on insta. Would have been a great guest. He presumably hasn't been able to work as an actor since getting out because they're blacklisting him for the cop's death which is gay. Matthew Broderick directly killed two innocent people and no one gives a shit.

>>213794465
Another thing is that genetic tests (the ones that aren’t just “yup they’re totally levantine and from the near east just like the bible says!”) pretty much all say that Ashkenzi Jews are mostly descended from Romans with some very marginal Near Eastern and Central European admixture, genetically they’re basically inbred Italians. They got cucked that hard yet they can’t let their “origins” go.

>>213809316
Michael cutting off David Chase and changing the subject when he tried to talk about Gandolfini's drug problem pissed me off

>>213808951
you didn't get this from me

>>213809399
>Deities aint all bad...
>How about the Curse of the Undead? Cocksuckers created the Dark Sign and branded us with it
>That was real? I read that lore, I thought it was bullshit

>>213809376
timeline got fucked up

>>213809628
Would SpongeBob help him commit crimes?

>>213809647
Looks like an episode of the penguin.

>>213799725
>>213794058
>oh my god, i can't believe he's wearing a le petit faggoi instead of a cox en mon anoos, someone definitely fucked up

>>213809399
>He was gay, Gwyndolin?
>NOOO! Are you listenin' to me!?

>>213809316
>early on when they had poor Edie Falco on and force her to sit through their awkward ad reads back when they did them live, DURING the interview
>that Many Saints of Newark shill episode where they interview Literally Who actors about a terrible movie no one remembers, and have to pretend to care and like it
>the "Superfan" episodes where they have some faggot like Ol' Butthole Eyes (Pete Davidson) shed brilliant insights such as "my favorite character is Tony Soprano"
In hindsight, it's a pretty awful podcast. Getting blackout drunk and shitposting in the Youtube live chat was the best thing about it imo.

>>213809376
Why is Big Pussy an entirely different race and color?

>>213801485
That thing with the flag, whatever happened there?

IT WAS THE MEDICATION

>>213800414
They were pretty random about taking some kills seriously, and other shit they just did blatantly in front of crowds like it's GTA.

>>213809316
They didn't have the actress who played Ade on. I don't know if it because she hosted a rival podcast or because he's a Trump supporter.

>>213810423
Johnny Sack's actor is a huge maga guy too.

>>213810423
>trashy character played by a trashy human
not surprising

>>213796869
I like ralph and he's my favorite "villian" so I can watch it but jackie jr wasn't a great idea to base a season around.

>>213810689
Ohhhhh! Watch it, anon!

>>213796869
It was a great performance. I've seen interviews with him he's not unintelligent.

>>213809628
This is Elvis, not James Gandolfini you fucking liar

>>213810823
>jackie jr wasn't a great idea to base a season around.
they had to play catch up (like tony did with feech) after livia fucking died. while i don't think another season of tony vs livia would've been particularly amazing, they clearly had to scramble for ideas. and for what it's worth, i think they did ok
jackie jr's "rise" and downfall is a bit undercooked but there's a lot of scenes with ralph to balance it out. i was fooled into thinking ralph would be the bad guy of the season which was probably chase's intention, so if you fucking hate jackie like everyone else seems to, there's not too much scenes with him looking back

>>213810188
It was Bela, quasimodo predicted all a this

>>213797004
Vito's ghost.

>>213795596
Coco is alive

>>213808901
The joke works better because Tony says he was decorated by the Minister of the Interior.
>Do you think artie would rather be pegged by ade or cucked by her ?
NON-STOP ASS RAPE

>>213793732 (OP)
>and what is the worst episode and why is it a hit is a hit?
Filtered
And the worst is Christopher

>>213809628
awful suspicious that Tony Soprano and Spongebob are in so many photos

>>213806618
jewisg

>>213793732 (OP)
The show finished 20 years ago. Please post about something new.

>>213794058
I get triggered by the season one DVD box where it's mirrored and the watch appears to be on his right wrist.

>>213798063
Where did they get the balls to put this in the show?
Same with the CGI of Tony's mom.
Wasn't this like the biggest, most srs bsns show at the time?

>>213795241
The show's quality always took a downturn whenever they focused on Christopher's foray into showbusiness. It was always too on the nose but they also couldn't fully commit to either lampooning it or sucking Hollywood's dick so it always ended up being a weird, thematically confused compromise. The cleaver shit was probably the best they got out of it.

>>213795596
Chianese's gonna outlive all a youse cocksuckers and there's nuttin' you can do about it.

>>213794831
I never watched it but I can tell this is on point. Is there any good podcasts or are they all just wastes of time?

>>213793924
THE COFFEE WITH THE FUCKIN' CHICORY

>>213797004
forward reference chris watts retro-shadowing

>>213812907
CARBELA CAN YOU PLEASE THE DOOORR

HABADAT

>>213814506
Season 6 was terrible and it was so lazy making cleaver be the reason tony kills chris. At one point chris gets drunk and shows up with a pistol shoot up tony's car and walks into the bing to kill him and tony lets him live. 2 seasons later chris makes a movie and tony thinks the bad boss is him so he makes chris choke on his own blood just after having a kid.

>>213809376
Silvio's actor overplayed it but he got him right at least

>>213814692
Cleaver's not the main reason though it's just the thing that makes him realize chris will never like him s6 is tony giving up on everyone but his main family
I'm not saying its good but the reasoning behind it works

I always found the therapy sessions interesting because it showed 90% of therapy is basically validating your dysfunctional behaviours and never actually fixing them. Therapy never worked for me, despite numerous appointments, because my problems simply could not be fixed through that medium. Tony is a monster, but he is who he is (and he says this) and that cannot be adjusted through "therapy" because he is so intrinsically flawed and evil he will never change. Melfi realises this in the end

>>213794465
When did Sicily become part of Rome?

>>213816495
The punic wars.

>>213806634
I laugh every time