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Anonymous No.213794071 >>213794424 >>213794787 >>213794825 >>213795002 >>213795085 >>213795888 >>213797305 >>213797459 >>213797797 >>213798405 >>213798734 >>213798829 >>213799116 >>213803906 >>213804293 >>213805326 >>213805741 >>213806614 >>213806638 >>213806758 >>213808009
vampire kino?
Anonymous No.213794424 >>213795914 >>213799813 >>213802123 >>213804295 >>213805571 >>213807403 >>213813476 >>213814982 >>213815197 >>213815593 >>213819335 >>213821486
>>213794071 (OP)
Let's see if this works

>>>/wsg/5939902
>>>/wsg/5939925
Anonymous No.213794723 >>213795878
check out The Karnstein Trilogy
Anonymous No.213794787 >>213803738
>>213794071 (OP)
I need an irl vampire gf so fucking bad bros. She can drain me dead I couldn't care less. God I wish vampires were real
Anonymous No.213794825 >>213817782
>>213794071 (OP)
There was a good one with Gemma & Saoirse I think it's called Byzantium
Anonymous No.213794891 >>213798244
There's a new upcming movie with Oscar Isaac that will be a certified watch for me even though I'm not a fan of his. It seems very ventrue-oriented.
>Married couple in 1980s LA leaves luxury life for nightly adventures with enigmatic Nameless and hedonistic group, entering surreal world of excess and violence.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt32267009/ (Flesh of the Gods)
Vampirebros, I think we'll be going home soon
Anonymous No.213795002
>>213794071 (OP)
Vamp:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092147
Innocent Blood:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104511
The Hunger:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085701
Near Dark:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093605
Salem's Lot TV movie:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079844
Anonymous No.213795085
>>213794071 (OP)
The Fearless Vampire Killers
Anonymous No.213795107 >>213795224 >>213795498 >>213795535 >>213795785 >>213796081 >>213797193 >>213803823 >>213811234 >>213811571 >>213812066 >>213812478 >>213813506 >>213816507 >>213817794
>finally get a pc
>download the serana dialogue add on
>fall in love
>get loverslab mods
>spend a literal hour edging, watching my character make love to serana
>dream about her
>lie to my boss I’m dating a girl named serana
>talk about her constantly to my team
>cry one evening because she’s not real
this cannot be healthy
Anonymous No.213795224
>>213795107
Nah, it's perfectly fine, dragonborn. Let's go on another adventure together.
Anonymous No.213795498 >>213808343
>>213795107
Did they never ask for pictures of her? Is it possible thou didst contrive this tale?
Anonymous No.213795535
>>213795107
Just saw that all the mods for this kind of thing are unchanged in all the years since my darker days doing shit like that in 2016-17
Anonymous No.213795785
>>213795107
for me it was Curie in Fallout 4. I could really feel her warm torch robot arm burning holes in my back.
Anonymous No.213795878
>>213794723
Based sleaze connaisseur.
Anonymous No.213795888 >>213796186 >>213796226
>>213794071 (OP)
Anonymous No.213795914 >>213796018 >>213809750 >>213815197
>>213794424
So based on the recs it seems it's:
Vampire hunter D
Requiem vampire knight
But do they have pretty woman vampires and vampire human romance as well?
Anonymous No.213796018 >>213796188 >>213796296 >>213804502
>>213795914
>pretty woman vampires
of course
>vampire human romance as well?
vampires don't romance humans, they eat them
Anonymous No.213796081
>>213795107
Assuming this is real, you're a bit ahead of the curve like many anons but I imagine there will be many such cases a decade out. It does suck about the mental effect though. I'm no expert, so take all this with a massive grain of salt, but: Maybe lucid dreaming and VR can help you if you want to sink deeper into it? Otherwise, I guess try to find a gf who is willing to roleplay a bit and indulge in your fantasies without letting them overwhelm you through her support (extremely difficult to find a partner like this of course). And finally, see a good therapist if you actually do want to wean yourself off of fictional women (2nd most difficult).
Anonymous No.213796186
>>213795888
This was fun.
Anonymous No.213796188
>>213796018
>of course
So both of them have that?
>vampires don't romance humans, they eat them
I think they do both, going back to Dracula and nosferatu. Of course I'm straight so I want it to be a woman, but the doomed yet inevitable dark tragic aspect is part of the appeal.
Anonymous No.213796195
Anonymous No.213796226
>>213795888
This movie is suicide fuel if you never had a cute gf
Anonymous No.213796246
Vampire princess miyu
Anonymous No.213796296
>>213796018
>vampires don't romance humans, they eat them
>tfw no evil ancient (hag) dommy mommy vampire to rip my throat out
i hate our boring reality so much it's unreal...
Anonymous No.213796651 >>213796700 >>213797264 >>213799162 >>213804903 >>213806327 >>213813542 >>213813628 >>213816394
What are some actresses you'd like to see in vampire movies?
Anonymous No.213796700 >>213798780
>>213796651
All these ghouls.
Anonymous No.213797193
>>213795107
Then you get that one coworker that's done the exact same thing but can't say anything without outing them as well
Anonymous No.213797264
>>213796651
lost boys remake with genderbent cast, soapy plays david
Anonymous No.213797305 >>213797375 >>213797384
>>213794071 (OP)
Is it one anon that keeps making these threads?
Anonymous No.213797375
>>213797305
most of the repeat threads are done by one person I imagine.
Anonymous No.213797384 >>213797416 >>213804328 >>213804570
>>213797305
im not the anon who posts the same picture over and over again, but i did steal his 'vampire kino?' op
Anonymous No.213797416 >>213811721
>>213797384
Gotcha.
Anonymous No.213797459
>>213794071 (OP)
Vampire's Kiss
Anonymous No.213797797
>>213794071 (OP)
habit
Anonymous No.213798244 >>213799447
>>213794891
Not gonna mention it’s being directed by panos cosmatos? Shame.
Anonymous No.213798405
>>213794071 (OP)
Luc Besson's Dracula seems shit, a shame
Anonymous No.213798734
>>213794071 (OP)
yeh
Anonymous No.213798780 >>213799483
>>213796700
Nooooooooo not Emily Blunt too!!
Anonymous No.213798829 >>213806710
>>213794071 (OP)
Anonymous No.213798868 >>213798910 >>213799835 >>213800344
>you are now reminded of the early 2000's internet kino vampire blowjob video clip
Anonymous No.213798910
>>213798868
>0 kinos where vamp girls suck erection blood out of your dick
Anonymous No.213799116
>>213794071 (OP)
I bet this chick has never looked hawter.
Anonymous No.213799162
>>213796651
has she starred in anything relevant? imo shes really fucking attractive and id like to see more of her
Anonymous No.213799447 >>213815406
>>213798244
Is that good or bad? I haven't watched any of his films, but I know some anons love Mandy
Anonymous No.213799483 >>213802801
>>213798780
Emily blunt was always ugly, what?
Anonymous No.213799564 >>213799603 >>213799618 >>213811751 >>213817882
Amazing feat how John Hurt was the worst cast vampire
Anonymous No.213799603
>>213799564
luv dat movie
Anonymous No.213799618
>>213799564
the shot where they sleep naked is peak
Anonymous No.213799813 >>213800984
>>213794424
holy kino
maximalist posthuman vampires is SUCH an amazing aesthetic

unfortunately only vampire hunter d did it so far
Anonymous No.213799835 >>213800344
>>213798868
Link anon?
Anonymous No.213800344 >>213800579
>>213798868
>>213799835
Love Caroline Pierce
Anonymous No.213800579
>>213800344
>tfw Slaughter Disc ended up being one-off despite all of the plans that she and the director had for it
Anonymous No.213800984 >>213804090
>>213799813
>tfw no Blindsight vampire post-apocalypse kino where dark art noveau autistic vampires have cyberzombie slaves and speak entirely over Skype
Anonymous No.213802123
>>213794424
cool
Anonymous No.213802801
>>213799483
No she wasn't, stop pretending.
Anonymous No.213803738
Just watched Sinners (2025) and it was quite good for a vampire movie.
The Irish folk vampire dance was kino.
Not for chuds though because 90% of the movie is about we wuz slaves but we make the best music and shieet.

>>213794787
It has been my number 1 wish since I saw Interview with the Vampire when I was a kid.
Not sure I'd like to keep the same girl for centuries but being immortal and see the world evolve while acquiring wealth and knowledge would solve my only regret about life, that's it's too short.
Anonymous No.213803823 >>213808223
>>213795107
>used goods waifu
many such cases
Anonymous No.213803906
>>213794071 (OP)
True Blood
Anonymous No.213803966
When you try to convince the officer your gf is 50 years old.
>pic related
Anonymous No.213804090 >>213804639
>>213800984
god I wish

I really hope AI gets good enough for people to make full movies in the next couple years. dont even care if it has some inconsistent slop, the writers of some of these ai meme videos are better than whatever hollywood churns out
Anonymous No.213804293
>>213794071 (OP)
lol there was a girl who worked my Amazon FC who had her teeth shaved and her irises tattooed reddish black. Only she wouldn’t wear makeup to work and just looked like a monster. She told me she got the whole thing done at a tattoo parlor too. Apparently they work on teeth, some of them. And it’s legal too as long as it’s cosmetic.
Anonymous No.213804295
>>213794424
I like this aesthetic. Vampire Hunter D comes to mind right away.
Anonymous No.213804328
>>213797384
>Usurper tr*mere garbage
*vomits blood*
Anonymous No.213804502 >>213805280
>>213796018
>vampires don't romance humans, they eat them
only if you bore her
Anonymous No.213804548
god I want a vamp gf so fucking bad bros
sage No.213804570
>>213797384
Consider suicide.
Anonymous No.213804639 >>213804818
>>213804090
>regular people making masterpiece cinema using AI

That’s like literally going to be the next big thing. In 10 years when everyone starts running full speed to the dirtiest blue collar garbage jobs they can get because fucking almost everything is automated, and being a janitor will be something to be proud of, I’m telling you all, there’s going to be very small venues (former real estate offices) and you’ll pay a 4 hours labor token with a QR code to watch a 100% AI made movie made by AI itself, and it’ll be the best film you’ve ever seen, every timeβ€”through augmented reality goggles in a dark room. Older people will ask β€œbut who made this??” And it’ll be the same answer we get now when we ask β€œwho made bitcoin.”

Believe me…these ARE the good ol’ days. Behavioral sink will soon follow.
Anonymous No.213804818
>>213804639
There is a red star in the night sky. The blood of mortals and the blood of ages, all will be consumed. They are coming. These are the Final Nights.
Anonymous No.213804903 >>213808368
>>213796651
xochitl gomez
Anonymous No.213805280 >>213805895 >>213806779
>>213804502
man hollyjew is so fucking worthless now
all the best looking gals for vampire kino these days are on the 'tok or 'gram
Anonymous No.213805326
>>213794071 (OP)
Midnight Son (2011)
Anonymous No.213805571
>>213794424
Wow this thread, no wonder ai gets hate, we cant compete
Anonymous No.213805741
>>213794071 (OP)
Anonymous No.213805840
Check out the Russian vampire movie "Night Watch."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmM44dE0J-A
Anonymous No.213805895 >>213807427
>>213805280
>all the best looking gals for vampire kino these days are on the 'tok or 'gram
Anne Hathaway, Dakota Johnson, Sophie Thatcher. Three sisters, all about 10 years age apart, that could work right?
Anonymous No.213806327 >>213806487
>>213796651
Sadie Sink or Lily Newmark as Carmilla
Anonymous No.213806487
>>213806327
Man, look at those juicy lips goddamn son
Anonymous No.213806614
>>213794071 (OP)
>Daybreakers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daybreakers

>Daylight's End
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight%27s_End
Anonymous No.213806638
>>213794071 (OP)
Only the best.
Anonymous No.213806710
>>213798829
Anonymous No.213806758
>>213794071 (OP)
Ive always had this fantasy of a "vampire" biting my neck enough to break the skin. I dont know why either, but Vampires are sexual in nature anyway.
Anonymous No.213806779
>>213805280
My biggest regret in life was not busting in goth pussy before I got married.
Anonymous No.213807403
>>213794424
wtf they allow audio in /wsg/?
Anonymous No.213807427 >>213808405
>>213805895
sophie's the only one that isn't old and busted. you don't want your vampires looking like hags.
Spinoza-chan No.213808009
>>213794071 (OP)
The vourdalak
Anonymous No.213808169 >>213808398
Pic: fun vampire film rec. Anne Parillaud (Nikita herself) plays the lead. Fun campy but some decent vampire stuff too.
Anonymous No.213808223
>>213803823
Shes the designated cum whore because thats in character
Anonymous No.213808343 >>213808399
>>213795498
why would his coworkers ask for pictures?
Anonymous No.213808368 >>213817168
>>213804903
latina goths/vampires are kino but theyre usually fat
Anonymous No.213808374
Anonymous No.213808398 >>213808883
>>213808169
Yeah this is fun, does things and goes places you wouldn't expect, plus has a surprisingly stacked cast.
Also one of the best sex scenes I've ever scene.
Anonymous No.213808399 >>213808421
>>213808343
Because anon seems to be the type of person who would only get a gf if he was paying for, so they would be a little bit intrigued whether that was the case or robotics advanced more rapidly than they were aware, and of course what kind of aesthetic capital he was able to conjure.
Anonymous No.213808401
/tv/ does not deserve mahafsoun so stop posting my wife
Anonymous No.213808405
>>213807427
sophie is bogged now
Anonymous No.213808421 >>213808459
>>213808399
seems like projection
Anonymous No.213808459 >>213809639
>>213808421
Do you really think that the people in this Mongolian basket waving forum are hitting 8-9-10/10s, anon?
Anonymous No.213808883
>>213808398
Agreed, agreed, and especially agreed (pic). I caught it on a movie channel back in the day and watched because I liked La Femme Nikita. Definitely a guilty pleasure for me. Also that's Teri Weigel as one of the strippers towards the end.
Anonymous No.213809639
>>213808459
some of these anons are the smartest and strongest men whove ever lived. i see all this potential, and i see it squandered. an entire board, making bait posts, projecting, coping and seething. normies have us chasing self improvement and status. doing shit we hate, so we can be accepted by people we dont even like
Anonymous No.213809750 >>213810831
>>213795914
yes and yes
Anonymous No.213810545
kaino
Anonymous No.213810831
>>213809750
Thanks anon. Do i start with the novels for hunter D and the comic for requiem?
Anonymous No.213811009
Gonna watch this tonight
Anonymous No.213811154 >>213811577 >>213815548
I ran into a VTMB succubus party recently, it was all dorks and nerds lol. Runied the aesthetic for me desu
Anonymous No.213811234 >>213811571
>>213795107
based
modded skyrim is insane
Anonymous No.213811571 >>213812031 >>213818222
>>213795107
>>213811234
what version should i get for modding mostly? never played skyrim but i tried to get it once, spent 3 hours modding shit only to get in game and realize it's not working
Anonymous No.213811577
>>213811154
Yeah, you're like the troons who hate cameras on Zoom meetings. Accept it as a wake-up call, or the thread of sanity is severed.
This is fucking awesome No.213811721
>>213797416
Can't miss with the cozyness of this movie
This is fucking awesome No.213811751
>>213799564
And Da Music
Anonymous No.213812031
>>213811571
Go to /vg/s TES general. They'll show you the way. I havent played skyrim since the pandemic. I would recommend playing vanilla for a bit to get hang of things and see what kind of mods you would enjoy
Anonymous No.213812066
>>213795107
>this cannot be healthy
no shit
seek professional help, otherwise you'll an hero eventually
Anonymous No.213812478 >>213815475 >>213821391
>>213795107
I will never understand this. Same with chat-gpt gfs.
Anonymous No.213813460 >>213813659 >>213813758 >>213813762
>No one has mentioned Van Helsing from 2004
You niggas are slipping
Anonymous No.213813476
>>213794424
Some of these are way better CGI than we get in big budget movies.
Anonymous No.213813506
>>213795107
I love serana but I didn't like the voice actress for the dialog mod. Sounds too different to me
Anonymous No.213813542 >>213813570
>>213796651
Jenna
Anonymous No.213813570 >>213813604 >>213813651
>>213813542
but shes a ghoul now
Anonymous No.213813604
>>213813570
She can be an Orlok-style one.
Anonymous No.213813628
>>213796651
Amy Acker
Anonymous No.213813651
>>213813570
looks fine to me
Anonymous No.213813652
my wife
Anonymous No.213813659 >>213813712
>>213813460
Straight Millenial Male Sexual Awakening: The Movie
Anonymous No.213813712 >>213813758
>>213813659
Literal CHADcula.
Anonymous No.213813758 >>213813949
>>213813460
>>213813712
Yes
Anonymous No.213813762 >>213813868 >>213818262
>>213813460
Even as a child i noticed how retarded that flick is. It also lacks charme.
Anonymous No.213813806
Oldman and Bellucci carried. Keanu was absolutely dogshit in this movie
Anonymous No.213813868 >>213813912
>>213813762
What are you, fucking gay?
Anonymous No.213813912 >>213813949
>>213813868
No, that's why i watch overly sexuaslised 60/70s kino.
Anonymous No.213813949
>>213813758
Aleera is literally the reason why I have a thing for redheads to this day.
>>213813912
Understandable, have a nice day.
Anonymous No.213814982 >>213815442
>>213794424
we need a white ethno state like this IRL
Anonymous No.213815197 >>213819793
>>213794424
>>213795914
I loved Vampire Hunter D so much that it made me watch almost every iteration of Dracula films other than Coppola's version.
Anonymous No.213815406
>>213799447
I’m one of those anons who loved Mandy so it’s very promising imo. Probably one of my most anticipated flicks.
Anonymous No.213815442
>>213814982
Agreed
Anonymous No.213815475
>>213812478
maybe he's indian
Anonymous No.213815548
>>213811154
how retarded are you, that you expected otherwise?
Anonymous No.213815593 >>213816340 >>213819968
>>213794424
Wtf is this crap?
>all these replies
Are retards really eating up this AIslop? No wonder this board is in this shitty state
Anonymous No.213816340
>>213815593
How DARE people enjoy something you have deemed not worthy
Anonymous No.213816394
>>213796651
Sochee
Anonymous No.213816507
>>213795107
Legitimately unhinged schizo behavior. I'm so glad I was never like this, never had a "waifu" or celebrity crush or gotten obsessed with a streamer.

Slap yourself in the face and delete your video game, it's turning your brain into mush.
Anonymous No.213816544
There is a series titled the request quartet and in the 2nd one a character that is inspired by Marlon Brandon features. Awesome for any puppy paperback lit aficionados.
Anonymous No.213817011 >>213817099
What's some hot male vampire kino besides Interview with the Vampire and the Twilight movies?
Anonymous No.213817099 >>213817126
>>213817011
Blade
Anonymous No.213817126
>>213817099
Not into blacks thank you. That's also why I don't watch the tv series.
Anonymous No.213817146 >>213817335 >>213817429 >>213818159
>I must let everyone know I'm racist
Anonymous No.213817168
>>213808368
not really
Anonymous No.213817206
I gotta rewatch this show, think I stopped at the end of S3, not sure.

Also true lood to me is at least a 8/10 and has the hottest cast (female and male) of all time with lots of sexual tension while filiming
Anonymous No.213817218 >>213817253
Anonymous No.213817253
>>213817218
Moar
Anonymous No.213817335
>>213817146
Yes, and?
Anonymous No.213817429
>>213817146
Idiots pushing for this narrative that not wanting to fuck someone with certain visual characteristics = racism is why Trump is POTUS again.
Anonymous No.213817782 >>213817992
>>213794825
byzantium sucked ass fuck you!
Anonymous No.213817794
>>213795107
watch "her"
Anonymous No.213817870
reminder than vampgirls pay extra attention to the balls
Anonymous No.213817882 >>213818006
>>213799564
this was also ass
Anonymous No.213817992 >>213818061
>>213817782
actually it was kino, so fuck yo
Anonymous No.213818006 >>213818061
>>213817882
you really have the worst tate itt, total pleb
Anonymous No.213818061
>>213817992
>>213818006
you're both women and i hate you
Anonymous No.213818159
>>213817146
Why can't people want to fap to white men? Do you feel entitled to other people's cum or something?
Anonymous No.213818222
>>213811571
VR, full stop
Its like having Bladerunner waifus
Anonymous No.213818262 >>213818958 >>213821105
>>213813762
Posts like this remind me this board is brown
Anonymous No.213818958 >>213820201
>>213818262
This board is Whiter than (you), Muhammed
Anonymous No.213819335
>>213794424
I would watch this.
Anonymous No.213819605
Amelia from Underworld Evolution
Anonymous No.213819793
>>213815197
Where did you start with it anon? The novels or the anime stuff?
Anonymous No.213819968
>>213815593
its called samefagging
Anonymous No.213820201 >>213821347
>>213818958
Do you have an ounce of original thought nigger?
Anonymous No.213821105
>>213818262
The only brown thing here is your shit taste in movies.
Anonymous No.213821127
always funny watching two brown guys fight over who's whiter
Anonymous No.213821347
>>213820201
>The only brown thing here is you
LMAO
Post skin color, Dungdeep.
Anonymous No.213821391
>>213812478
We are social creatures and if you've never ever had a social interaction with a women in your life you'll clinge at anything that clicks.
The opposite side of the coin is being like an Andrew Tate, either fuckboi or pimp, doesn't matter, where every single interaction with women is a quick fade exchange, that's equally damaging, but socially accepted and somewhat productive.
Anonymous No.213821486 >>213822313
>>213794424
The "just let people enjoy things" crowd does not want us to enjoy this
Anonymous No.213822313
>>213821486
try not being obnoxious about it