Thread 213794540

And now her watch begins....

>>213794540 (OP)
she looks like an used up whore in her crazy cat lady phase

>>213794577
She's a married Mormon woman with 2 kids.

>first time watching
do these react youtubers literally watch nothing outside of their channel? how do they avoid seeing the biggest show of the 2010s and the most famous movies?

I dunno why people watch reactions to Game of Thrones because half of them don't get whats going on and their entire comment section has to educate even who is who.

It makes you realize why the later seasons casualized shit so much.

>>213794640
I never watched game of thrones. Horrible people doing horrible things to each other? No thanks.

>>213794640
>he actually believes these reactions are genuine and that they haven't watched it before

lmao how naive can u get

>>213794540 (OP)
You people fucking baffle me. Who wants to watch some plastic literally who watch some shitty tv show?

>>213794640
the reactions are fake, but is not hard to not watch these series
either way, even tho I havent watched this slop, I have been spoiled about it nonstop just for using the internet

>>213794640
They don't, they just pretend they do.

In b4 comments full of
>FUN FACT: DID YOOO KNOW

>>213794640
The one in OP's image got caught out faking a "first time" reaction

>>213794640
I havent watched it either, always seemed like LOTR but written by an edgy 14 year old who was trying too hard.

>>213794693
Especially when they're so uninvested and the comments/patreon paypigs have to keep reminding them who people are.

I feel the biggest litmus test if someones invested in a show is if they remember the character names or not or if they call them "that guy"

>>213794613
if this is true then why do you guys watch her?

>>213794806
It is one of the few things where I'd say you actually missed out, because when GoT was good it was fucking good. But you've probably heard more about how hard the shitty showrunners fucked up the ending (and seasons leading up to it) so I can't really reccommend it to you. But yes, it was more than just people being shitty, it was just a very brutal show all the way through.

>>213794688
>everyone watches every movie and show
lol retard

Wholesome queens of reactioning -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tugM5EA3oKE&t=3388s

>>213794806
Pretty much. Its written by an autist who's criticism of LOTR is "But what was Aragorn's tax policy?" Which has lead to him writing fantasy novels where he goes into excrutiating over detail about the inane shit. A Song of Ice and Fire is basically "What if a gigaautist who's overly particular wrote a fantasy novel?"

It's why it takes so long for books in the series to come out and why it'll never be finished because George has to write about what every single person who appears is doing. So we have to hear the tales of Ser Dennis Bathory and Ser Bartum Ballamy and shit.

>>213794887
Dont really care, seemed like brutality porn to me.

>>213794540 (OP)
Is she really going to do a reaction for every episode? Won't that clutter the fuck out of a channel and make people hate it.

Do they do full reactions on other platforms. Cutting shit down for YouTube and barely showing scenes seems daft. I'm guessing beta micropenises watch full episode reactions on her jew patreon?

>>213794540 (OP)
is that contrapoints?

>>213794909
You really think these people don't safety check first before showing shit on YouTube lol

>>213794640
I only watched GoT last year

>>213794887
I think my peak of the show/fandom was season 2 and 3 when it had enough of a following but didn't hit normiedome yet. The Red Wedding is what killed the show because normies wondered what the fuss was about and started watching, but they didn't understand it, so the show had to dumb it down and by Season 7 they were MCU quipping.

>>213794540 (OP)
why does she still not have her shit up on kemono. reactors smaller than her have their shit stolen. why not her?

I'm inexpressive 95% of the time watching stuff. Do people really holler, cheer, cry, etc. when watching television & film?

>>213794693
its to see this sweet mormon woman get shocked at all the degeneracy. it's really that simple. I like white tears.

>>213794944
Yeah they can pay like 50 bucks a month to force her to watch their favorite shit and then she has to pretend to care or they get mad.

Watching TV and movies for a living seems comfy and like a good job until the patreon paypigs come in and make you watch shit you don't care about and they're always like 20 series long gigaseries or 4 hour long movies and theres 8 of them. And you have to pretend to like it because if you don't they'll unironically send death threads.

The girl in OP's pic criticised Batman 1989, not even hated it just wasn't much of a fan, and her patreon paypigs doxxed her and sent death threats so she took the video down.

>>213795042
October is the best reaction month, when all the heckin wholesome reactors who watch stuff that makes them gigglesquee are made to watch the most horrific horror movies

>>213795018
Cassie's patreon subscribers are 99% retired boomers who don't know about kemono.

>>213794640
As a boomer who has worked alongside many zoomers and talked about movies and tv with them it's surprising how little of EVERYTHING they've watched before 2010

>>213794932
Some scenes yes, but the setting was more about medieval realpolitik and scheming. You sound squimish.

>>213795025
Same here. Do you have the same ability to resist jump scares like I do? I mean I am completely immune to them. The only movie that has made me jump is the photo scene in Sunshine.

>>213794640
Im an oldfag and I've never seen a Harry Potter movie. Always seemed like a waste a time when Lord of the Rings exists.

She explained that she watches mostly rom coms.

>>213794540 (OP)
Hannah's game of thrones reaction videos were kino. Here's her after watching the Red Wedding for the first time.

>>213794640
Never watched game of thrones, never will, just jacked off to the sex scenes of it

>>213794640
>>213794688
It's why I don't watch reactions. I can't trust that it's not their first time because after a point it gets ridiculous. Like I can completely believe that someone missed out on a popular movie or show and hasn't seen it, there's a bunch of popular shows and movies I've never seen but then it gets to the point where I'm meant to believe they haven't seen:
>LOTR
>Harry Potter
>Pirates of the Carribbean
>Any superhero movie
>Any Disney movie
>Old childhood classics like The Goonies
>Star Wars
>Star Trek
>The Matrix
>Seemingly any horror or comedy ever
>Big Oscar Winners

Like nah, I can't believe. Especially if they're a millennial or Gen Z, these are movies that Millennials and Gen Z's grew up on and I'm meant to believe their parents didn't take them to the cinema or got it on VHS or DVD or it wasn't on in the background of their friends house or they didn't watch it at a sleepover or party? It's like, some of these movies would be extremely hard to avoid not watching if you grew up in the 90s and 2000s.

>>213794909
It's less "everyone watches every movie and show" and more "this person hasn't seen any movie or show ever" just coincidentally everything they watch is their first time? Right down to the classics that everyone watched as a kid like old Disney and Pixar movies?

>>213795119
>Is called popcorn in bed
>People get mad she eats popcorn in bed.

>>213794640
It happens. I'm almost 40 and have never seen popular movies like 300, the Harry Potter movies, V for Vendetta, etc. I've also never watched a single episode of SNL, not even a clip.

>"Film maker" reacts
>Hasn't seen a single film

>>213795296
hate this fake ass nigga.

>>213795151
>Do you have the same ability to resist jump scares like I do?
Nope, I'm a scaredy cat. With comedies, I'll laugh but only if it's actually funny, which most comedies aren't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGDwT_o5ZrI

The comments of this one is funny. The short version if you don't wanna watch is she YAS QUEENs Amy and thinks shes the protagonist.

>>213795025
I'm mostly inexpressive but I'll go "heh" if something's funny, and I've been gotten by a few jump scares but my body just jolts in shock I don't scream or flail or gasp.

>>213794979
Her channel is ran by her husband. I guarantee you, she does nothing but appear in front of the camera.

>>213795155
>Just Trust Ash
I do like these lovable, easily impressed retards. Doing all they can to shatter the image of bongs being intelligent sophisticates.

>>213794613
She has 3 kids

>cassie starting Game of Slop
>Addie pretending to like James Bond for the next year
It has never been more over.

>>213796126
I just wish they would watch better movies/tv. They watch too much capeshit. Their polls are open to everyone (not just paid subscribers) and their fans overwhelmingly vote for superhero slop.

>>213795201
>I'm meant to believe they haven't seen:
>a whole bunch of shit that's entirely unappealing to an average white woman

>>213796126
They remind me of my family when I used to sit down and watch movies with them. That same so dumb they're tricked by every twist in a movie kinda thing.

>>213796417
Always happens
>New reactor
>They start watching kino
>They start getting shown in the algorithm/popularity
>The same patreon paypigs swoop in
>Constantly dominate requests with Star Wars and Capeshift

>FIRST TIME WATCHING [x]
>"So I saw this when I was a kid but I don't remember anything"

>>213796493
It's not dumb anon they just dont watch movies all day like you to easily notice the patterns
Kind of like how you are 'dumb' in basic life skills, because you don't engage in them.

>>213796516
Yup, those same people ruined Movie Date with Kate. She was reacting to kino like Clint Eastwood movies until all the Star Wars and Capeshit people swooped in.

>>213794640
Okay look i KIND OF get the whole reacting to a movie thing because movies are 2h at most and maybe you wanna see someone react to that one cool 5 minute action sequence or whatever BUT why in the fuck did reactions to TV shows get popular? Who the fuck rewatches a 70 hour long show like GOTG with their e-celeb friend?

>>213794640
Women watch romance movies, ask yourself if you've ever seen The Notebook, Pretty Woman, Dirty Dancing, Sleepless in Seattle, or About Time
Those people watching every crap but popular reality show? Women.

>>213796472
Well I didn't just mean average white women just reactors in general.

I only ever watched the first 30 minutes of the first Star Wars, got bored, it was cringe and stupid, never watched a Star Wars movie ever in my entire life. I fucking hate Star Wars and the retarded fat nerd fans.

>>213796592
With the same "fun facts" dominating every comment video.

>>213796601
>BUT why in the fuck did reactions to TV shows get popular
Because every woman reacted to LOTR during covid and Breaking Bad/GOT are the next pathetic fandom to milk

are collete cherry's thirst posts getting on anyone else's nerves. Open an onlyfans or get back to the couch to watch movies.

>>213796696
fun fact! Jean Renu filmed those no no scene with Natalie but wanted them all for himself! Because tony learns from his mistakes!

>>213795152
>I've never seen a Harry Potter movie. Always seemed like a waste a time when Lord of the Rings exists.
Harry Potter 3 mogs all the LOTR films easily.

>>213796777
trips of truth

>>213796696
FUN FACT! When Legolas kicked that helmet he actually broke Frodo's toe. The scream was real.

>>213796756
>FUN FACT: DID YOU KNOW THAT GROOT DOESNT SPEAK WHEN HE SAYS I LOVE YOU GUYS HE SAYS I AM GROOT IT'S JUST WE KNOW HIM SO MUCH WE CAN UNDERSTAND HIM NOW

>213795201
trying too hard to make a "post" lol reddit fag hurrr look at me im POSTIN haha dipshit

>>213797032
>girl starts Star Wars
"YOU'VE TAKEN YOUR FIRST STEP INTO A LARGER WORLD"
"I'LL BE WATCHING YOUR CAREER WITH GREAT INTEREST"
"THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS"

I wish my Serbian queens would react to "The Shield" or more kino movies instead of animeslop

>>213797139
Same but about every single astartes reaction and 40k

>>213794944
>Won't that clutter the fuck out of a channel and make people hate it.
i think this is the reason why she stayed away from TV shows before, but maybe she's noticed her views are going down and wants to drum up some more subscribers

either way she's been watching boomer slop for the past 2 years so it's better than that at least

sex with pudgey

You have to be legit retarded if you think some millennial femoid didn't watch GoT when it was the current thing.

Anyone who watches these react videos isn’t ensouled

>Cassie
Do some men actually think middle aged women with the knowledge of the world of a 10 year old girl (or those who act that way for views, who knows) are cute?

>>213794577
She's just a climatically illiterate mom. She's nice and you should be nicer.

>>213797442
>serbian queens
>one of them is brown

>>213794540 (OP)
wake me up when it's Sopranos or Twin Peaks

Post her feet already.

>>213797680
yes

I still need to make a Diegesis progession pic.

>>213794869
Why the fuck would it matter to someone watching her or not? Stop watching twitch whores, none of them will ever fuck you, no matter how much you write in their chats.

>>213794672
Based, it was a waste of time anyway. It should have ended with the red wedding at very latest.

>>213794869
What does her being married with kids matter?

>>213797905
Are Mormons the only solid trad community?

>>213797919
Maple status: fatter

>>213798202
Mormons are fucking degenerate.

>>213797759
I'll school her on climaxing anon don't worry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSUnbEM5vNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7sSyQfJQoc

Uncuts for 3-4 also.

>>213794672
Yeah I didn't get what the point was. Which of these assholes will be the asshole in charge when they decide to end the show? Who cares

>>213794540 (OP)
contrapoints?

FUCK YOU CASSIE

>>213798234
Compared to WHAT. I'm no talking about your no true tradsman scenario, here.

>>213795155
>>213796417
>>213798337
Why am I addicted to watching these chavs watch movies

>>213798337
Every time I see a webm of Hannah her head gets bigger

>>213798345
Compared to based trad muslims and hindus

>>213794802
source?

>>213797565
Its cause eventually you run out of huge movies and franchises, so she has to go into the untapped TV shows. But you're right about the boomer slop. For whatever reason she's attracted a big boomer audience who's addicted to paying to force her to watch their boomer slop and she has to pretend to like it or else they seriously freak the fuck out. So I don't think they'll be too happy about her change in focus to TV.

>>213798391
They don't take any thing too seriously and actually have a sense of humor about things. Simple as.
https://youtu.be/U0c6wrtavBA?t=659

>>213798498
She's such a slampiggy

>>213798498
>>213798337
>>213796417
>>213795263
she looks like a chavvy slag version of Jennifer English

>>213798289
Put your session on kemono piggy

>>213794613
whats she doing doing watch streams on youtube?
she should be mothering

>>213798641
That's where I got the links, retard.

>>213798391
Its because they don't try to be smartasses and act smart about the movie and act like they're above the movie, like Natalie Gould. They just let the movie take them on a ride and go with the flow, they're not constantly nitpicking about it or trying to "predict" or whatever.

And also they have actual passion and actually seem into the movies, unlike a lot of other reactors specifically like stereotypically hot blonde woman reactors who just seem to go through the motions and aren't even into what they're watching, they just gasp at the right moments and do shocked faces. Because it's either reacting or Onlyfans.

These two, they're dumb chavs for sure but they love watching movies.

>>213794671
That's probably on purpose. Commenting is "engagement" and normies (redditards) can't help but be "helpful" and show how smart they are.

>>213796126
What? Are you aware we have a class system in England? She is belongs to the lowest class, the chav class who in the U.S. you'd relate to being a mudshark trailer trash girl.

>>213796902
Kek I hate you so much right now anon.

>>213797565
>maybe she's noticed her views are going down
Speaking of views going down, TBR Schmitt has been going downhill with their videos only getting 10 to 15k views. I think they barely have enough free time to watch anything since having a baby. Kinda sad to see desu.

>>213796623
of course i've watched pretty woman are you insane anon? that's kino right there!

>>213798828
Do these reactors not realise if they make it in the algorithm they have a year, 2 at the most of making this a career.
Aren't they all in the same Discord as well collaborating on what to 'react' to and, to try and boost themselves as much as possible and keep those outside of the group off the algorithm.

>>213798641
Lmao search kemono for her real name, not popcorninbed

>>213798741
>Its because they don't try to be smartasses and act smart about the movie and act like they're above the movie
That's pretty much George from Cinebinge

>>213798884
>they have a year, 2 at the most of making this a career.
They can always pivot to Bollywood

>>213798948
Wtf why would it be something else. Fucking bitch.

>>213795119
>Put boring ass movie on
>Person gets distracted
>This is a personal insult!
And people try and pretend autism is a new thing that the "I played outside and walked 5 miles uphill to school" boomer crowd doesn't have.

>>213799010
Now that's pathetic, she's going to have an army of Jeets trying to stalk her for years now.

>>213799001
I know people like that IRL, who have to act like they're smarter than the movie for some reason.

>>213795155
Oh shit there's a rapist in her house run bitch run!

>>213799099
Well she lost 80% of her views when it came out she fakes reactions and watches movie reviews to understand what to say about the movie afterward. Indians don't care about that stuff

Me waiting for Lola and Milena to get to the Mad Men episode where Joan gets r*ped

>>213798786
They love their fun facts. It's just I can't imagine having to guide someone step by step each episode. "This person appeared last season in episode 4, do you remember? The guy with that hair.."

report eceleb threads as off topic

>>213799145
>400k reaction for a propaganda movie
Jesus, if I had no morals or values I would do the Jeet grift.

>>213798828
It happens a lot when either the franchise or show that got them on the map ends, and all the fans of it who only watched them for that lose interest, or once they've watched all the big franchises.

Doesn't help that a lot of reactionslop like MCU has gone downhill and people are losing interest, so the ones that relied on that don't have anything else.

>watching anyone but lmreactions
Just lmao @ your life desu but I don't blame you it must be hard to look at those goddesses knowing they're already married to me

>>213798884
Reactors do all suspiciously seem to react to the same movies at the same time, even if it doesn't make sense (e.g. a big sequel is gonna come out and they wanna catch up) but I just assumed it was the patreon paypigs spam requesting every reactor they subscribe to which is a lot.

>>213799201
>being a simp
Pathetic. I deliberately only watch reactors I find unattractive.

>>213799201
they're interesting. sometimes insightful and sometimes absolutely retarded. sopranos had them frothing at the mouth

>>213799230
What kind of retarded shiet is that. Watch whoever's clever, regardless.

Idk why but I always get a kick out of Lola and Milena wearing clothing with the name of a random US city or state in big letters on the front. It reminds me of older anime like DBZ where a character is wearing a shirt with a random English word on it.

>>213799010
Reacting to Bollywood is a double edged sword. It's an absolute guarantee to get over 100k views guaranteed, even if your other videos only average 5k - 10k views. So that's a lot of money. Sometimes it can even hit the 500k - million view mark.

The only issue is you're now at the whim of the pajeets. After your first Bollywood reaction, every single video you do, no matter what it is, how unrelated to bollywood it is, even if you started reacting to that series before bollywood, will be absolutely flooded with
>"PLEASE SAR PLEASE REAC TO THIS MOVIE" >"WHY YOU WATCHING THIS? PLESE REAC TO THIS BOLLYWOOD MOVIE INSTEAD"
>WHEN YOU REAC TO NEXT INDIA MOVIE??
>"THIS MOVIE SUCKS, PLES REAC TO INDIA MOVIE
>YOU HAVENT REAC TO BOLLYWOOD IN 1 WEEK PLES REAC MORE

and you gotta pretend to absolutely love every single one or face their wrath.

>>213795263
Just watch Meet The Spartans it's far superior to 300.

>>213799181
Seriously its good easy money. Just half-watch the movie and gasp a lot then gush it with praise after.

>>213799342
Stop. Enhance

>>213799370
>free comments
Nice

>>213799433
Easy money but I'm not helping Jeets spread propaganda against my people, fuck 'em.

It's so funny to think about how people get stressed about making a living and then some other person just records themselves blatantly overacting to a movie and becomes rich
Retarded silly world, but I also got really lucky with my recent employment, so I can't complain.
Some homeless war veteran suffering when all he needs to do act like a dipshit watching a movie and his fortunes could change

>>213799094
Yeah reaction paypigs would rather they fake the reaction and pretend to praise it, than actually watch and give their own opinion. That's why so many reaction videos are just stilted and boring and samey, because everyone's too scared to give their actual opinion or give criticisms in case they lose their member base.

>>213799497
I'm surprised there's no "homeless veteran reacts to First Blood" yet

>Vietnamese girls reacting to movies
>Who have an American pulling the strings behind the scenes and receives the biggest percentage of their ad revenue.
If you know, you know.

>>213799094
>Shaun of the Dead
>boring-ass movie

>>213798884
>>213799010
actually anime is the play if you want to make bank

>always new stuff coming out
>can tap into the default mainstream series that have hundreds of episodes like one piss
>weebs have tons of disposable income and no friends, just like boomers

pic related, i think they're making at least twice as much as cassie now

>>213796623
I hate sleepless in Seattle so much it's unreal.

>>213799177
Bunch of bros sitting on a couch watching movies together is far better than vapid stacy pretends to like what she's watching but doesn't really know what's going on in the movie.

They're usually more hype and they often have more things to say in general and more substance in the after discussion/

howie did nothing wrong

>>213794540 (OP)
She peaked with On Her Majesty's Secret Service

>>213799145
Something about her annoys me. She's too sarcastic for me and her crying always seems fake.

>>213799656
I know what it is about her that annoys you, she's Jewish.

>>213799645
lmao

>>213799619
>unironically preferring to watch a group of guys over a cute girl

sounds like ur gay desu

>>213799497
Its hard to make bank on reacting because it's so over saturated. Unless you're an attractive woman who'll just watch capeshit then it's easy mode.

>>213797768
>The other one is a guy
SERBIA STRONK!

What's your fun fact anon?

Fun fact.

>>213794540 (OP)
How much Fucking Cock has she taken!?

>>213799699
Nah I'm straight I don't watch the full video, I only like the parts where they kiss.

>>213797768
Like he said, Serbian

Reaction videos are a seedy business, most are just husbands and boyfriends pimping their significant other out because they know if they did it on their own their reaction videos wont get views. And they pretend they're an "agent" or "editor" hell some aren't even in a relationship with the women.

Then a few are just blatant advertisements for their onlyfans.

>>213799699
beautiful Argentinian woman

The best reactions are from sincerely mentally ill women

>>213799834
While that's true, I can't confirm pic related. There's a reason men have to remind themselves not to stick their dick in crazy. Because it's so tempting.

>>213798415
ur brown lol

>>213799645
People create fake webms of this reaction. I don't even know what they were originally reacting to but I know it wasn't Better Call Saul or House of the Dragon.

>>213799834
shes the one reactor that seems genuine and not to be putting on a show
that is to say shes genuinely every bit as much of a dangerous and unstable BPD whore as she looks and doesnt even try to hide it, which is hot

>>213799834
I remember when she chimped out at her viewers for encouraging her to keep playing RDR2

>>213794540 (OP)
Does this show ever really kick off before Ned gets the chop?

>>213794802
probably why a lot of them now tell you if they've seen something before

>>213799979
That's where the show should have ended desu.

>>213799752
She and her husband used to live here in Knoxville TN and he was a popular news anchor. They both moved to Nashville a couple years ago.

>>213799930
I know what they are reacting to because I made both

>>213800013
They'll now use the "I watched this as a kid but I don't remember most of it" excuse.

>>213800111
They seem more like old school rock lovers than any weird political thing. Genuine couples like that I won't shit on, living their best life leave them alone.

>>213798828
>Speaking of views going down, TBR Schmitt has been going downhill with their videos only getting 10 to 15k views.
Television shows maybe, but their movie reactions are still doing about the same. Depending on the movie of course.

>>213800111
TBR Schmitt was asked what made him want to start a reaction channel and he unironically said it's because he's a huge fan of these two

>>213794640
I've never watched it either. I avoided all "dude this show is so violent and cool you have to watch it" shows because they ALWAYS turn to shit and make their fans wish they never started watching it.

>>213800215
Look at those consoles on the table, Super famicom based. Xbox 360 with the tray open, not based. Still having a girl who loves to watch you play vidya is very based.

>>213800215
They're one of the few genuine reactors.

>>213800111
Doesn't he have some brain condition where he literally cannot read subtitles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQCYgGz1nBE

Speaking of fake, they just posted this. I like these two, but no way in hell have they never seen Life.

>>213800518
That lady looks like a ventriloquist dummy

>>213800321
that's just called being illiterate

>>213800518
They are very fake reactors, you can always tell a fake reaction when they're over emoting, or being surprised all the time, it's incredibly disingenuous

Amber can't go a single video without bitching about her ex from Robsquad.

>caring about retards that give over exaggerated reactions
/tv/ is pretty much a zoomer faggot board now

>>213794927
He never actually discusses the 7 Kingdoms tax policy.
Littlefinger has a reputation as a financial wizard because he takes out a lot of loans.

>>213800111
>lesbain sister
IF I made you grow your hair out would it hurt?

>>213794540 (OP)
>kills the editor who built her channel in you're path

>>213800020
Season 6 finale was the perfect end for this shit show.

>>213800627
are they still not together? I thought they just had separate channels

>>213800662
It would be extremely painful...

>>213800703
Supposedly they've been divorced the whole time, but he cheated on her and she got a restraining order.

>>213794577
>she looks like an used up whore
BONUS

>>213799145
>>213799010
Lel I'm tempted to start a reaction channel and react to pookino

>>213800321
I know it’s gotta be some excuse not to watch anime. Weak

>>213799145
Come to mubai!

>>213794577
and life for women is so easy, what you accurately described can make simps of half a million untermensch with little to no effort

>>213800803
The two easy ways to become a big reactor:
>Be at least a modestly attractive woman
>React to pajeet kino

I don't get it. People want them to overact and always be positive about what they watch, but to do that they have to fake them yet then people get upset that they fake it?

>>213794540 (OP)
Damn, that's cool.

>you will never dance the night away with lola in your arms
why even live

>>213801377
wait wtf i thought they were lesbians?

>>213799943
True. You cannot/wouldn't fake that level of horniness.

>>213801433
Milena is, or at the very least she's bi

How many years of complete isolation and desperate loneliness does it take before you start watching these channels?

I miss my wife /tv/. I miss her a lot.
I'll be back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8hMt4ou6WI
Whimsory is getting fat.

>>213801836
A decade at the least.

>>213801836
about 30

>>213801904
this bitch creeps me out. she's not a troon.. but she comes off as one kek
like what's with the fake ass wig

Where or where are the DOWNFALL reactions? I want to watch cute girls hearing Steiner's counterattack is not coming through.

>>213801878
That's Josie from Fishtank

>>213801904
Imagine the mommy milkers

Are they /tv/ approved?

>>213801878
This one was truly awful. A black void staring back at you.

>>213800653
There are lots of discussions about taxes in the book. From memory, 10% tax on grain, tax on stone masons, luxury tax, moral tax, tax on entering kings landing. A lot of conflicts start because of changes to the tax system. Little finger borrowed coin, but put that coin into buying businesses and land to turn a profit, earning more for the crown.

>>213802010
Maybe she has cancer?

>>213801836
Normalfags facing 2 weeks of Covid lockdown is what boosted the react subgenre on YouTube

>>213794540 (OP)
This bitch is so fucking fake. She apparently made it to her 30s having literally never watched anything.

Reaction channels are the absolute lowest form of youtube cancer, maybe only exceeded by the channels that do reaction channel compilations.

>>213802678
>She apparently made it to her 30s having literally never watched anything.
Out of all of them, she is the most convincing as she's a mormon who hates anything that isn't a girl romance.

>>213802010
Is it a wig? Maybe she has that shoe on head disorder where you rip out your hair until you’re bald

I can't believe their stupid followers voted for them to watch the Walking Dead. That show has 177 episodes. They watch two episodes a week. At that rate, it'll take them 1 year and 8 months to finish it. And that's not including if their stupid followers vote for them to watch the spinoffs.

>>213803156
What ethnicity are they

>>213803213
aussie

>>213803228
Oh naauuur

What movies should I submit?

>>213803315
A Serbian Film

>>213803315
A Serbian film uncut

>>213794672
I read the first 3 books, didn't feel like it was a series worth continuing, heard it got a show. Said yeah that makes sense since it was a soap opera.
Never watched it.

>>213803315
Dancer in the Dark

>>213801878
Yeah shes like autistic, gave a really good vibe. What even happened to her, she just disappeared

>>213803315
Saló

I tend to use reaction videos as just a way to watch a highlights version of something I don't feel like watching in full (unless it's a fuckable woman pretending to cry which makes me horny)

I would flatten all of Gaza for she

>>213803156
I believe they committed to only 6 seasons, after that they will decide to continue or not.

>>213794802
She confused Something's Gotta Give and As Good As It Gets. Both with Jack Nicholson in the lead.
That's all she did.

>>213803603
What's her OF?

>>213795119
There was someone in here once claiming to pay for her Patreon.
He refused to respond when I asked him why he didn't send it to Kemono.

>>213795155
Really needs the sound so you can hear her crying and Ash cackling like Stripe when Gizmo got chucked down the garbage chute.

>>213803686
https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/46542824
It's under her real name

>>213796726
I couldn't stop laughing at her being coached and told what to say when she watched Fight Club.
Bitch didn't even blink at Tyler's first split second flash and recognized Brad Pitt and was yelling about it.
People were roasting her so hard in the comments about prewatch she took the whole video down.

>>213803832
Sounds like Vkunias reactions to better call saul

>>213798289
Jesus fucking christ.
What's the lowest patreon tier cost?

>>213803910
$6 but the $10 is the one that gives you access to the full reactions

>>213803910
3 bucks/month to be able to vote for her slop, 10/month to get access to her patereon only vids.

>>213803315
Begotten

>>213799674
You got there first. I didn't know what it was, just that her voice got on my fucking nerves for some reason, and after a few viewings, I figured out that she was jewish.
So, I tossed her and her annoying voice.

Which channel has the best OF?

>>213804211
The Bulgarian pimp's bitches.

>>213803589
Same. I've used it as a speedy way to watch shows I don't care about enough to watch a whole hour of. Like when Walking Dead fell off I just watched reactions instead.

>>213802010
She wears it because it's the youtube personality she created.
I saw her on youtube, watched one of her reactions, and was impressed that she would watch a movie at least once more before giving her reaction and recap what she liked or didn't like.
She'd even go look up random shit about the movies.
She made an effort to watch them.
That being said, she made silly videos where she pretends to be various members of her family and she has a bunch of wigs, and sometimes you can see her regular hairdo. I forget the platform though.

>>213803910
She makes at least 50k a month

>>213794540 (OP)
I'll watch hers after finishing them with the viet girls from movie munchies

>>213802678
She's a Mormon who lived in Canada her entire life before getting married and moving to Utah.
Mormons have to get special permission from their church just to watch anything with an R rating.
I don't think it's unusual.

>>213798289
do you have to subscribe to her patreon for these links?

>>213804445
No. Just don’t leave fucked up comments on them letting her know her links is out.

gothmommy and gothdaughterfu

>>213804505
oops

Not watching these videos makes me objectively better than people that do watch these videos.

>>213804505
>>213804544
Absolutely disgusting.

>>213804544
Name?

>>213804585
Natalie Mars

>>213804585
Heathen Reacts.
Also, this one is pretty good too. She's a quarter Japanese, so not quite a hapa.

>>213804563
i watch these videos and i'm better than the other people who watch these videos

and better than the people that don't

>>213804646
Fuck. Here. This one.

>>213804663
You're not better than me. You know you're not better than me. Your false sense of confidence breaks down under the weight of reality.

>>213804016
You're telling me she got $9000 from patreon for watching two episodes of game of thrones?

>>213804673
Angela cries for every little thing. I think it's because she's drunk for every single reaction video. Also apparently her husband is almost 10 years younger than her.

>>213804799
She really does. And I love her for it.

>>213804796
No. I'm telling you, when she's ready, she won't have to.

>>213804799
Hey, if I had a wife ten years younger than me that brought home the kind of money her husband does and let me ham it up and get drunk watching tv shows to make money....
I'm just saying, not a bad gig. And, there's no kids. I don't think she can have them or something.

>>213804799
>her husband is almost 10 years younger than her
IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME...

>tfw no overly emotional nerdy slightly alternative mid 40s mommy gf

>>213804796
At least 9000.
I'm sure it's over 9000.

>>213804896
>she is your wife
>but she drills your teeth once every week

For me, it's Arianna and Maple

>>213804980
How big is that slampig now?

which reactors buttholes would you tongue,

for me it's picrel and addie counts

maybe vkunia too but hers probably isnt clean

>>213803625
>"Something's gotta give as good as it gets!" or "As good as it gets, something's gotta give!"
There's an idea for a crossover in there somewhere.

A drinking game where you take a shot every time Mary Cherry finds something offensive in an older movie

>>213805241
You'd be dead in fifteen minutes from playing that game while watching Hairy Arms Sweet Anita.
I remember those two did not find it funny some years ago when people commented those two into talking to each other.

>nearly 300 replies and no best girl
Bunch of vile filthy plebs

>>213804544
>every time a corny/nerdy/loser character appears on screen
>haha he's just like my son/brother
why are women so cruel?

>>213805334
Would breed her relentlessly
>>213805134
Would as well but she talks and acts like she's an actual psychopath

>>213805334
mentioned her as having a very tongueable butthole
>>213805134

she sucks as a reactor though, probably the least interesting, most npc person ever

>LM Reactions are watching Monster now
>The glaze in the comments is off the fucking charts
I know that anime watchers have no standards but the fact that Monster has gotten so much praise over the years for being this amazing anime really makes it evident the low standards that people have.

>>213804385
I reqd somewhere, might have been reddit or a post here months ago that she does it because she doesn't want to get recognized in public

>>213805046
I just came.

>>213804673
>cries

>>213805046
>cries for the home invading nigger
Kill women. Behead women. Roundhouse kick a woman into the concrete.

>>213805134
For me its Emme from Emme reacts. Her lisp/speech impediment does things to me

Cheers

>>213805046
Huge