Thread 213794644

what are we going to do without late night tv?

>>213794644 (OP)
This really concerns me.

>>213794644 (OP)
Choices

ENTER

>>213794644 (OP)
When is this retard going to go away

everything coming up AI. Lizards compel it so!

OH NO

ANYWAY!

TV as a whole will disappear. Everything will be watched on our phones, as David Lynch intended.

I wish this unfunny ginger would disappear finally. Fucker was only funny as a simpsons writer

>>213794730
>everything coming up AI
unironically celebrities are finished.

>>213794644 (OP)
its pretty obvious they'll all just switch to doing their own podcasts, but im curious if any of them will branch out to livestreaming on twitch or make videos on nebula or something like that.

>>213794770
This is true. They are gonna have AI celebrities with algorithm generated personalities, time is up for warm blood celebrities

>>213794784
>its pretty obvious they'll all just switch to doing their own podcasts
the podcast market is oversaturated. you're right, they will do it though. they'll eventually quit though when they realize they can only make 5k per month with no writers.

Thinly veiled /pol/ thread

>>213794644 (OP)
Continue to be racist online probably

>>213794770
/tv/ is already gooning to AI softcore

Today on Conan

Elliot Page!

>>213794828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkzlPcsSGlA
this is all AI and the channel has many similar videos. it's not perfect, but it gives you a glimpse into the state of AI production today. there's going to be a lag time with studios going AI so we'll probably start seeing AI movies in 10 years. fucking hell the studios might even get crushed by a few 16yo autists cranking out bs movies.

>>213794873
>Thinly veiled /pol/ thread
how so?

>Is going to disappear
Didn't it disappear ten years ago? Who even watches it? TV as a whole is barely more relevant than newspapers.
Incidentally, I've been watching clips from conan's late night and it's even more kino than I remembered. Pre tonight show conan was untouchable.

It's an entirely outdated concept. Not just because people don't watch TV anymore, but because the pool of "celebrities" like we had 20-30 years ago barely exists. Talk shows are TV shows that exist to promote other TV shows and movies, and no one cares about those things or the people in them.

>>213795035
Yes Ivan we know you're raiding

>>213794644 (OP)
just like he did

>>213795142
He was furro!!!

>>213794644 (OP)
Shit has been on life support for at least 10 years now.

Have y'all seen his hilarious clips on tick-tock?

>>213795137
>Yes Ivan we know you're raiding
for what purpose?

>going to disappear
where's it going? Haiti?

That'd be a shame wouldn't it

>>213794644 (OP)
Honestly all one of those idiots has to do is do it live and zoomers would eat it right up. Just get a decent LA studio for a live eastern broadcast. It’s the only reason younger people watch SNL

>the Colbert show got canceled because every year it brings in $60,000,000 in advertising revenue but expends $100,000,000 in production costs
I guess my question is why the fuck does it cost $100,000,000 to make a show about a douchebag sitting at a desk talking to people sitting on a couch

>>213795273
Don’t engage, for some reason people have completely forgotten how antiquated network television is and are just turning it into a shit fight

We’ve gone from “the revolution will not be televised” to “the revolution is proudly presented to you by Viacom and Pfizer on the corporate broadcasting network”

>>213795557
Money racks up when you’ve got 200 union laborers in the middle of the most expensive city in the country.

>>213794644 (OP)
Oh the humanity

>>213795557
Guest salaries???

>>213795557
>I guess my question is why the fuck does it cost $100,000,000 to make a show about a douchebag sitting at a desk talking to people sitting on a couch
many podcasters have pointed this out. even large podcasters just need a few good cameras and a few people. fucking hell, tom green started all this shit with just one other guy. even then tom was pissed that that guy couldn't do everything (could have been a bit though).

>>213794644 (OP)
>Goodbye dinosaur television
About fucking time.
I haven't had cable tv since 2014. Fuck them all.

>>213795687
>Guest salaries???
do guests get paid by the show when they're promoting shit? certainly not a salary

>>213795687
Guests are typically paid sag minimum to be on talk shows like this

>>213795697
It’s an unfair comparison because typically the good talk shows were also a variety show with guests and music, and yeah a produced show is always going to be more expensive that a few guys in a room. The problem is is that the podcasts are attracting younger viewers and these talk shows are clinging to boomers.

>>213794644 (OP)
A bunch of shit is going to die off when the Boomers finally kick it.

>>213795116
> an entirely outdated concept.
>the pool of "celebrities" like we had 20-30 years ago barely exists

This is why SNL is on its last legs. I remember 10 years when they had their 40th year anniversary, and it was this MASSIVE event, almost felt like the Oscars. Last season’s 50th anniversary “celebration” had no steam in it. Sabrina Carpenter! The costar from Girl Meets World! No “GIRL” Meets World! It was on Disney Channel. SNL 50!!

One good thing about last season was when they made fun of the “popup Halloween costume stores” and Spirit Halloween literally came out with pic related.

ohnoanyway.webp

>>213795667
The zeppelin company CEOs of the world have gatekept that expression for too long. Enough, I say.

>>213795100
>Pre tonight show conan was untouchable.

Back then talk shows took pains to be apolitical. It was meant to be inoffensive and comfy so people would watch celebrities go on to promote new product. Today promotion is done on line on podcasts and social media. Most zoomers dont even know what tv networks are or how to watch them. The broadcasters foolishly require cable account log-ins to watch them on streaming.

>>213795749
I had a TV just like that. The 'remote' was connected with a phone cord. Yes I'm old.

>now that im no longer relevant this thing that made me relevant is going to eclipse
why is he like this

>>213796802
I'm old too.

>>213796834
Going to eclipse what?

>>213796995
existense

>>213794729
Well he has a podcast now like every other chump

>>213794729
>disrespecting Conan

Zoomers should be culled.

>Orange Man Bad practically carried late night for the past decade
>Now even Liberals are exhausted by the same sthick
>Main demographic for these are just Boomers who watched Carson growing up

The whole thing should've ended once Letterman, Leno and Ferguson left

>>213794729
this.....every podcast he keeps sharing the same stories from snl and his improv days

I hope he is right.

Who the fuck watches TV nowadays? Even sports is something I can stream on my phone or laptop.

Late night is something that you could still watch up until the 2010s before streaming really took off. But now? Who gives a fuck?

>>213797171
Your life must be terrible, existing in a world where someone is recounting stories you don't like. Why don't you go shoot yourself in the face about it?

And here's why that's a good thing

>>213797386
[vaxxscene.webm]

>>213795400
greg won it all

>>213797352
i would gladly do that on his podcast perhaps they d finally have a chance to talk about something new, but conan will probably start talking about that time he met john candy at harvard for the 1000495th time

>>213794990
maybe open your fucking eyes we'll have feature length AI movies by the end of this year

>>213794725
Adam is the new Jon Stewart

"Fellow Gen X Members, why aren't we watching Late Nite TV?"

>>213794644 (OP)
Did he make a radio release for this news?

>>213794644 (OP)
i mean yeah TV basically hasn't existed for a decade, you can watch Stephen Colbert any hour of the day, and when people aren't trained in their routine like dogs, they'll realize that no hour is for Stephen Colbert anymore

>>213794952
I'm already gooning to AI hardcore. >>213794967

>>213794644 (OP)
go to bed

>>213797171
>>213797566
>I'm sick of this guy and the things he talks about
>yes I watch every episode, what about it?
The fucking retards on this board...

>>213794644 (OP)
Holy shit, Conan aged horribly

>>213794644 (OP)
most things will disappear besides superhero movies, sequels, remakes, and flavor of the month streaming slop that breaks netflix records but has no official numbers reported for it.

>>213794725
He’s like a twink Jeff goldblum

>>213798343
its so fun to watch him or maron and the rest of the boomers trying to navigate a medium they have no clue about

>>213798461
okay bley, hope you get a raise after this post

>>213798344
My boomer dad still thinks the 6pm news is the best, most up-to-date info you can get, because "it comes on at the end of the day when they have all the details."

>>213794644 (OP)
I haven't owned a television in 15 years. I guess I could call up my grandma and see if she has an opinion.

>>213794644 (OP)
>We?
You can watch me every night go balls deep in yo moms son

>>213795687
Guests get SAG minimum One Day. A bit over $1000.

Conan Knows TV

>>213794770
Good. Gen x trannies are responsible for thespians like seth rogen becoming successful

>>213794644 (OP)
Does this mean we are getting more early night TV kino?

>>213798729
>yo moms son
… so you’re going to bang OP?

>>213794644 (OP)
Late Night really should have died 15 years ago. The format has long since become obsolete.

>>213794738
This

>>213794644 (OP)
Digital ruined broadcast TV. Used to be able to get 20+ channels at night, now can only get 8 and even the ones that have antennas in my city break up randomly.

>>213794644 (OP)
The internet has completely defeated TV as a source of entertainment, especially when it comes to talk shows.

Anyone can be a podcaster, and people can watch any podcast they like.
People didn't stop watching TV out of spite or anything like that, it's very simply that the guys making videos on the internet were just more interesting.

These TV guys can go make an internet podcast too, but whether they can compete in the open market is another question. I'm betting they're not actually all that interesting when you take away their monopoly on the audience

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>>213794865
I sometimes wonder how a guy who was always sorta famous but a complete nobody in "real" TV became king of its successor

>>213802024
>These TV guys can go make an internet podcast too, but whether they can compete in the open market is another question. I'm betting they're not actually all that interesting when you take away their monopoly on the audience
We already saw how that went during covid when some of them did shows from home or in the studio without an audience.

>>213802216
He got in early and in spite of being a retard his ability to just hear anybody out about anything is an actual superpower in the media

>>213795100
>Who even watches it?
my boomer parents still watch local news and golf

>>213795557
>I guess my question is why the fuck does it cost $100,000,000 to make a show about a douchebag sitting at a desk talking to people sitting on a couch
His salary was almost 1/2 of the budget

>>213794730
In english saar

>>213794738
GET FUCKING REAL

>>213795137
you gonna do something about it?

>>213802815
The worst thing about this image is I thought it was great bait and then I looked it up and it's a Contrapoints moderator with a decade old account and 1.2 million karma

That fucking pic is 100% real and sincere