Thread 213795011

"There’s a scene [in Bucking Fastard] where my leading actor, Orlando Bloom, and the two sisters — who are very similar, they speak and move in unison — have a love affair with a neighbour in a garden shed … and, of course, Orlando is naked; you see him up from the waist, and the two girls have nightgowns on. So what do you do? And I spoke to Rooney and Kate Mara, I said, “How do we handle it?” and they said to me, ‘Stay out of it; we know how to handle it.’ And I said, ‘Of course, the intimacy coordinator is going to stay out of it as well, but we’ll have to pretend you’re shooting something else on that day."https://headstuff.org/entertainment/film/werner-herzog-to-hell-with-the-stunt-coordinator-screen-ireland/

Couldn't he just have double Rooney's with the CGI? Why invite the ugly ass monkey sister.

>>213795011 (OP)
Based beyond belief

>>213795011 (OP)
I don't get it.

>we know how to handle it
You just now that they have had threesomes. Some lucky dude out there got to have a threesome with these two sisters.

>>213795011 (OP)
>"Because she monkey" - Werner Herzog when asked why he prefers Kate to Rooney. "Rooney may be prettier and a better actress, but Kate... she monkey"

Wow didn't know that about him. Did you know that he also tortures animals on camera?
see >>213791467

>hire an intimacy coordinator
>pay an intimacy coordinator
>don't make them do anything
Extremely based

>>213795299
Ok and? I think if the movie is good it's worth to torture or even kill both animals and humans for the sake of it.

>>213795011 (OP)
>orlando bloom
ew

>>213795413
Katy Perry broke up with him because Kate Mara only does extra mile sex scenes

>>213795011 (OP)
based now I want to see how they rape Orlando

>>213795011 (OP)
Based Werner

>>213795011 (OP)
>german
>is a disgusting amoral sex pest
imagine my shock

>>213795011 (OP)
Will they be naked?

>>213796718
It would break the internet if they are

>>213795389

Its probably a union thing. Don't hire an intimacy coordinator you are going to face sexual assault - misconduct - harassment charges and have to settle a costly lawsuit.

>>213796962
So stupid lol

>>213795011 (OP)
Nice

>>213795389
learning French so you don't speak it instead of simply being unable to
Warner is so based.

more like Orlando Coom

orlando coom lol

also mara > rooney

>>213798946
I agree

Did werner herzog really spend decades establishing himself as a serious documentary maker and auteur of the highest caliber just so he can trick two actresses who are sisters irl into scissoring each other with no merkins or dividers on film for the sake of art?

>>213799880
no, he did it so he can torture animals with impunity, on film, and in new and interesting ways

>>213799880
>The gods were cruel and indifferent to the sexual needs of men. The metoo movement set me back by nearly two decades. And yet, like Sisyphus and his boulder I toiled on. Now, in the year of the Christ twenty twenty five, we are finally here.

>>213795011 (OP)
Sex

>>213799880
Yes

Idgaf, Werner Herzog is based, amazing taste in music too btw

>>213795011 (OP)
I cant wait for this movie

do americans seriously have sex?

Marketing ploy.

>>213798946
They're both Mara wtf

>>213795011 (OP)
Doesn't Orlando Bloom get a say in all this? Maybe he wants the Intimacy Coordinator.

>>213802149
Kate Mara seduced him into not having a say

>>213802149
>orlando bloom is tied to a bed with kate mara's panties stuffed in his mouth
>both mara sisters are sitting face to face with his cock sandwiched between their vagina lips and they're giving him a labia job

I feel like the reveal that Kate Mara fucked Ellen Page so hard irl she turned into a man makes the rumors about her and her sister more plausible and creepier

>>213802402
Gaw dam

>it's non-documentary Herzog slop I'm supposed to pretend is good
nye!

>>213802497
Kate admitted that they used to rehearse romantic scenes together when they left home and were roommates

>>213802633
Damn

I don't like the monke one as much

>>213802633
Imagine how awkward it was when they rehearsed that scene from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

>>213802854
Pure awkward kino

>>213795011 (OP)
>Werner Herzog
>actually Werner Koenig
Common mistake

>>213802149
Imagine how uncomfortable it was for him to be naked with two girls in nightgowns
Like that's not okay for him. I hope he'll be okay.

>>213803021
Im sure he was fine after getting to see Kate Mara's perfect tits

>>213803101
how could he ever be fine with that without a middle aged fat hag to give her stamp of approval on things?

>>213802149
https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj

>>213795389
>Extremely based
i disagree. the mara sisters are on the verge of being billionaires due to their future inheritance and are notable/known in the industry. Of course they're not worried about being taken advantage of, forced to do things that they aren't comfortable with. Now your daughter, from a podunk town who wants to be an actress comes along and is asked to do a sex scene, 'well, the Mara sisters don't care if a sex coordinator is here'. and gets fucked with a stick of butter and dicked down by Brando Jr.

it's a job like any other. "well, A team doesn't need harnesses to be on a roof" is shit i hear frequently. Some rules should be followed for the benefit of others

>>213803168
Lmao

>>213803129
True

>Action," Kate whispered playfully, as if directing herself. She and Rooney approached the bed like predators, their nightgowns whispering against their thighs. Orlando furrowed his brow, sensing something off as they didn't pick up scripts.
>"Wait, what's the line here?" Orlando asked, propping himself up on his elbows. "This feels... different from what we discussed."
>Rooney climbed onto the bed first, straddling his legs with a predatory grace. "Shh, Orlando. Just go with it. We're improvising." Her hand trailed down his chest, fingers tracing the lines of his muscles, while Kate knelt beside him, her breath hot against his ear.
>Orlando's eyes widened as realization dawned. "Hold on—this is the sex scene? I thought we were doing the emotional beat first. And where's the coordinator? Guys, I'm not comfortable jumping straight in—"
>But Kate silenced him with a finger to his lips, her other hand sliding down to grasp his cock firmly. It twitched in her palm, betraying his body's instinctive response despite his protests. "Oh, come on, Orlando. Don't be such a prude. We're all professionals here." She began to stroke him slowly, her grip tightening as she felt him harden against his will, the veiny shaft swelling in her hand, pre-cum beading at the tip.
>"No, seriously—stop. This isn't right," Orlando objected, trying to sit up, but Rooney pushed him back down with surprising strength, her thighs pinning his hips. "We said we'd handle it," she purred, leaning down to kiss his neck, her tongue flicking out to taste his skin. "And we are."
>They ignored his pleas, their hands and mouths exploring him relentlessly. Kate pumped his cock with deliberate, teasing strokes, her thumb circling the sensitive head, smearing the slick pre-cum down his length until he was rock-hard and throbbing. Rooney kissed her way down his chest, sucking on his nipples until they pebbled, then lower, her lips brushing his abs as she nipped at the V-line leading to his groin.

>>213795288
50 years ago he released the monkeys in the jungle.
Today... a reunion. A return. Home.

>>213803666
>"God, look at him squirm," Kate laughed, high-fiving Rooney over his body. "So easy to conquer. We tricked him right into this, and now he's our little toy."
>Rooney grinned back, her hand joining Kate's on his cock for a moment, their fingers intertwining as they jerked him in unison. "Yeah, sis! High-five for making Orlando our bitch. He thought it was just a nude scene—bam, now he's balls-deep in sister territory."
>Orlando groaned, a mix of protest and unwilling arousal. "Please, stop... this is assault. We need to call Werner—"
"Shut up and eat," Rooney commanded, shifting positions. She swung her leg over his face, lowering her dripping pussy onto his mouth. Her nightgown hiked up, revealing her shaved lips, already swollen and wet with excitement. The musky scent of her arousal filled his nostrils as she ground against his lips. "Get to know my pussy real well, Orlando. Tongue it like you mean it."
>He mumbled objections into her folds, but the sisters were relentless. Kate, meanwhile, positioned herself over his cock, guiding the thick head to her entrance. She sank down slowly, inch by inch, her tight, warm walls enveloping him in a vice-like grip. "Fuck, he's big," she moaned, starting to ride him with rhythmic bounces, her nightgown slipping off one shoulder to expose a pert breast. "But we own this dick now."
>As Kate fucked him, her ass slapping against his thighs with wet, obscene sounds, Rooney rode his face harder, her juices coating his chin and tongue. He had no choice but to lap at her clit, his protests muffled into desperate licks that made her shudder. "That's it, taste every bit of me," Rooney taunted. "You're getting intimately acquainted with the Mara sisters' pussies today."

>>213803717
>After a few minutes, they switched seamlessly, high-fiving again mid-motion. "Your turn to fuck him, sis!" Kate exclaimed, pulling off his cock with a slick pop, strings of her arousal connecting them briefly. She took Rooney's place on his face, smothering him with her own soaked pussy—trimmed with a neat landing strip, her inner lips pink and glistening. "Eat me out, Orlando. Learn the flavor of conquest."
>Rooney impaled herself on his shaft next, reverse cowgirl style so she could watch Kate's face contort in pleasure. She rode him vigorously, her fuller ass cheeks jiggling with each thrust, his cock disappearing deep into her clenching heat. "We did it so easily," she crowed, reaching back to slap his balls lightly, making him yelp into Kate's cunt. "Tricked him, stripped him, and now he's our sex slave. High-five for double-teaming this hunk!"
>Kate high-fived her enthusiastically, grinding harder on his tongue as waves of orgasm built. "Absolutely! He knows our pussies inside and out now—literally. Kate's version: tight and teasing. Rooney's: deep and demanding. Bet he'll never forget this 'scene.'"
>Orlando's body betrayed him fully, his hips bucking involuntarily as Rooney's pussy milked him, her walls fluttering around his length. He came hard despite himself, spurting thick ropes of cum deep inside her, his muffled cries vibrating against Kate's clit and pushing her over the edge too. She squirted lightly on his face, her juices dripping down his cheeks as she trembled.
>Rooney followed suit, clenching around his spent cock as she orgasmed, her body arching in triumph. "Conquest complete!" she yelled, high-fiving Kate one last time. "We used him good."
>As they dismounted, leaving Orlando gasping and glistening with their combined fluids, the sisters laughed, adjusting their nightgowns. "Cut," Kate called mockingly to the empty set. "That was perfect." Orlando lay there, stunned and violated.

>>213803666
>>213803717
>>213803765
Fuck off, slopper.

>>213803717
>>213803765
Keep going

>>213795011 (OP)
Love them

>>213803168
Keanu pls

>"Listen, what you two did just now... that was fucked up," Orlando started, his voice trembling with a mix of anger and shame. "It was assault. Straight up. And I'm still married, you know? Yeah, we're separated, but that doesn't mean—"
>Rooney interrupted with a laugh, rolling her eyes. "Oh, please, Orlando. Don't act like you didn't want it. If you really wanted to stop us, you could've. You're what, 6' something and built like a goddamn action hero? You could've overpowered us tiny sisters in a heartbeat. But nah, you just lay there, letting it happen."
>Orlando's face flushed red. "That's not fair! I was caught off guard. I trusted you two as co-stars. Professionals. I didn't want to hurt you or cause a scene—"
>"Blah, blah, blah," Kate mocked, standing up and sauntering closer, her hips swaying. "Excuses. You secretly wanted this, admit it. Why else did your cock get rock-hard the second I touched it? I mean, come on, it was throbbing in my hand like it had a mind of its own. Begging for more."
>Rooney joined her sister, circling him like sharks. "You didn't fight when I sat on your face and coated your tongue with my pussy juices. Hell, you licked me like a pro, getting to know every fold."
>Kate high-fived Rooney again, their laughter echoing. "High-five for that truth bomb! And when I rode you? Your dick was steel-hard, sliding right into my tight little pussy without a fuss. You bucked up into me, remember? Let me drench you in my cum. If you didn't want it, why'd you let us switch and do it all over again? Face it, you're a total fuckboy—always have been with that Hollywood charm. We just treated you how fuckboys deserve: used and discarded."
>Rooney grabbed his chin, forcing him to meet her gaze. "Give it up, Orlando. You're basically divorced, you didn't stop us because deep down you loved being our toy. Fuckboy through and through. Now, run along and cry to your therapist—or better yet, come back for round two if you're man enough to admit it."

>>213804076
fake and gay

>>213795011 (OP)
>Bucking Fastard
Bahahaha ohhhh wow I just got it. This is so hilarious. You have to switch the first letter of each word and then you get it.

>>213804104
No, it's real, I was there, I saw the whole thing.

>>213801953
Not true, it’s Rooney Mara and Mara Mara. There’s a reason why they’re called the Mara Sisters

>>213804348
You fruect kisnrd