What can we expect from Taylor Swift's directorial film debut?

I've seen a few kinos that start like this

>>213799679 (OP)
hardcore anal sex?

this might be the first time I've seen a pic of her that was actually somewhat erotic
I might even be able to work up an erection to have sex with her, possibly

>>213799679 (OP)
>no ass
>no tits
>lanky legs
why do zoomers worship this gangling bitch

>>213799796
Yeah. I saw that home movie of your mom too.

Someone needs to shoop a black guy to her right

>>213799892
niggerfaggot

>>213799892
She has all of those, and you sound like a 44 year old virgin.

>>213799914
Your grandfather is not going to rape himself, Sukdeep.

>>213799853
that's what the image implies certainly

>>213799892
retard
>>213799874
this whole rollout has been goated

>>213799892
>>no ass
kys nigger.
her ass is clearly fat in that image. but its not disgusting baboon negress sized

>>213799915
>>213799963
>>213800010

lmao at this instant impotent seething

>>213799679 (OP)
Insane how this bitch has negative sex appeal.

>>213800049
oops here you go too lol >>213800056

>>213799679 (OP)
I have never seen a woman trying so hard to be sexy and still having zero sex appeal

>>213800049
She’s practically breaking her back to make her ass look bigger.

>>213800056
that picture is literally 13 years old, dipshit

>>213800129
t. nigger

I deserve a Taylor Swift sex slave.

>>213800148
lmao nice cope

>>213799679 (OP)

>>213800123
what about madonna?

>>213799892
She's more popular among Millenials than Zoomers.

>>213799679 (OP)
I'm aware that she is objectively attractive and I would gladly knock her up. At the same time she seems like plain oatmeal or something. I've never fantasized about her or anything.

>>213800129
Lolwut? Her back is perfectly straight. Literally all she's doing is bending at the hips.

I don't think she's a knockout or anything, but she's got a good hip/waist ratio and good skin, which are much hotter than sheer ass size.

>>213800218
The episode where she broke his RC plane and he finally hauled off and plugged her was fucking great. Then he got guilt tripped by his gay ass parents.

>>213800250
You'd knock her up just for the money

>>213799679 (OP)
A simple giantess movie would be a great idea.

>>213800250
>At the same time she seems like plain oatmeal or something. I've never fantasized about her or anything.
its her autism. it makes her unsexual

>>213800148
>Seething swift fan

>>213800305
No, for the bloodline, her traits (blue eyes and above average height are almost guaranteed) and she seems like she would be a good mom.

>>213800056
AAAAHHH HAHAHAHA! HAAAAAAA HAHAHA!

>>213799679 (OP)
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>213800290
If she had Sydney Sweeney’s body she would not be as huge as she is with women. Women like her because she’s non threatening. Billie Elish wears baggy shit because her bitch fans seeth anytime she shows off her massive tits

>>213800304
*slugged
Oops

>>213800218
top zozzle at the arthur pic

>>213799679 (OP)
>guys look I'm doing le slutty thing, p-please come see my show!
Yeah she's washed.

>>213800391
More like
>pft

Is it cringe to like femdom? Another anon told me before that liking femdom is more gay than being actually gay.

>>213799679 (OP)
>directorial film debut?
Probably the same we can expect from Travis Kelces directorial debut, nothing, because it will never happen and she’s a dumb bitch.

>>213799679 (OP)
Wow, the ass and thighs are juicy now. What a perfect babe.

whats with women celebs going full coomer pandering lately?

>>213799679 (OP)
>What can we expect from Taylor Swift's directorial film debut?
A very bland and safe oscarb8 film that she clearly didn't write or direct

>>213800407
I'm not women and I don't care what they like. Taylor is pretty ok to look at. Billie Eilish has dead, zoomer eyes and I can't see anything else about her.

she's starting to look like a wine aunt. creeping up on 40 will do that I guess

>>213800507
Gotta pay the rent

>>213800449
>femdom
You're 3/4 there to trannism, just skip the last part and transition already, you know cutting your dick off is the ultimate humiliation

>>213800449
>Another anon told me before that liking femdom is more gay than being actually gay.
how can doing something sexual with a woman be more gay than doing something sexual with a man?
that said I feel like it's something you've got to go to a female domme specifically for, it's not something I would do in a relationship, no woman is going to look at you the same after you ask her to peg your ass

I like that song where she says that if haters are given the opportunity they will in fact hate.

>>213799679 (OP)
What can we expect from Travis Kelce in the 2025 NFL playoffs?

>>213800543
>>213800545
no I dont want pegging. I mean stuff like stepping on me.

>>213799679 (OP)
She looks like a villain saying, “ Blast! The hero got away again! >:(“ while smacking the wall.

>>213800377
>keeps posting 15 year old pics

>>213800554
See
>>213799853

>>213799679 (OP)
>>213800010
She's finally a real blonde bombshell

>>213800523
>Billie Eilish has dead, zoomer eyes and I can't see anything else about her.
and shes a degenerate dyke

>>213800614
No she got dicked straight. It’s not just a meme, apparently.

>>213799679 (OP)
Allusions to trannyism, as Taylor is a tranny himself

>>213799679 (OP)
she is a fucking retard

>>213800449
It's hot sometimes. Letting go and being bound, teased, and edged is nice. Facesitting too. Fetishistic experiences are for fuckbuddies and paid pros though. A gf/wife should always be in the submissive position

>>213799679 (OP)
Uh dude… why are you looking at me like that?

>>213800056
It’s like when you pick up a frog and its legs dangle.

>>213800580
kek

>>213800576
That's basically vanilla.

Also, are you 12 or what? Asking strangers on the internet what you're allowed to do with a woman is much gayer than any of the actual acts.

>>213800697

>>213800666
I'm not really into the face sitting or pegging stuff. I just like more the teasing and edging element of it.

>>213800449
No, what is cringe is asking if it is cringe on fucking /tv/.

>>213799679 (OP)
>bending over like that
I would grip it n rip it

>>213799679 (OP)
It's incredible how unsexy she is while being a pretty girl, there absolutely NOTHING about that girl, she's just plain.

>>213800785
godamn she reminds me one of my friends from school lol

>>213800449
Kinda cringe bro

>>213799892
Probably the legs

>>213800785
>mfw someone says that young Taylor was hotter than current Taylor

>>213800824
You won’t do shit.

>>213800962
That’s where she shits

>>213801032
She shits out of her mouth into a microphone.

>>213799679 (OP)
>>213800010
>>213800742
>>213800824
You're kidding yourself if you say you wouldn't

>>213801182
She’s kind of intimidating

>>213800960
me. cute flat lanky taylor>>>>>fridge taylor with fake tits

>>213801240
Pretty white girls scare me

>>213801272
She's far from a fridge and her breasts are real. She finally let herself gain weight and mature into a woman is all.

>>213801182
thats a low bar pal

>>213799679 (OP)
Is this a shop? This is the first time she has actually looked fuckable to me. It looks weird. AI maybe?

I am not saying I think she is ugly, but I've never seen a picture of her that activated my neurons.

>>213801076
kek

But seriously, you guys dunking on her are huge faggots. She's toasted white bread with nothing on it, and somehow you manage to get triggered by that.

>>213801272
>fridge
>>213801302
she's going full slut mode for her new album >>213800742 >>213800010

>>213799892
She paid good money for her tits

>>213801347
Has she ever gone sports mode? Or simple mode?

>>213799892
>no ass
>no tits
>lanky legs
because she reminds me of my ex-(fem)boyfriend... (s)he has a big peepee too (like taytay (coincidentally))

>>213799679 (OP)
Why does she look like a high class 1920's French prostitute getting ready to do anal?

>>213800409
Big whoops.

>>213801347
how about a picture without a corset

>>213800056
pancake butt

>>213801386
nah when's boy mode going to happen?

>>213801502
Oddly specific. Tell us more about your grandmother

>>213799874

>>213801568
Fuck boy mode.

>>213801614
Only if you are ready to indulge in some pre-dreadnought discussion and Victorian watersports?

>>213801502
Cuz that's what makes me eyes pop out of my head and steam come of my ears and then I go "awoooo-gah" and jizz in my pants.

Legs and especially thighs.

>>213801459
literally kill yourself

Where were outfits like this earlier when she wasn't busted?

>>213799679 (OP)
>>213799679 (OP)

she lost her cute country girl footslut appeal when she started twerking with niggers and ranting about being a leftist like a crazy wine aunt

now every time i see her i just think how fucking annoying it would be to be around her and have to hear her talk

>>213801871
Twerking is fun and unless you want a goblin then you're probably going to end up with a left leaning woman.

>>213802189
>Twerking is fun
>only deranged leftard women are beautiful
>t. just arrived redditor

>turn 36
>feel the impending loss of your youthful beauty
>start thirst-trapping for the first time
>"Wowzers she's so fucking hot step on me mommy"

It's because she's 36 that she can do this and it's acceptable to people. If she did this during her Blank Space era when she was hotter than fucking balls people would have exploded, but waiting so long till she's almost aged out of the reproductive window is part of reddit "culturally appropriate" sexuality.

You're not allowed to openly lust after women in their sexual prime that are traditionally feminine. You're only allowed to sexually gawk at women comfortably in their reproductive decline like Salma Hayek and Jamie Lee Curtis recently.

We live in an age of neutered men and their fag hag controllers that narrow what is sexually permissible and that's expressing lustful desire for women that are not at their biological peak. And I mean women aged 18-25. You are not allowed to be a guy and say "only those women are truly hot" and are requested by the longhouse women force on men to look the other way and adopt absurd coping sexualities like "I love hags" or "muscle mommies" or all the other reddit shit guys think are their own opinions rather than a cry for help disguised as a cumshot.

What a gay time to be alive.

>>213802189
>Twerking is fun
go back to africa, nigger

>>213799679 (OP)
Why must OP always make shit up?

>>213802189
Neat bait.

>>213802466

It's going to be fun seeing her bog herself more and more and likely get more weird and desperate with her "boyfriends".

Just look at how it went with Avril.

>>213799892
White men always loved white women with flat asses

>>213802466
This anon knows

>>213802466
>You're not allowed to openly lust after women in their sexual prime that are traditionally feminine.
According to who? We just had a massive jeans campaign featuring Sydney Sweeney that they failed to boycott. The needle has moved. The fact that even feminist icon Taylor Swift is slutting it up right now is proof of that.

>>213802769
I think he is trying to do social commentary.

ᵇʳᵃᵖ

>>213802769
>We
>just had a massive jeans campaign featuring Sydney Sweeney
jewish ad campaigns for jewish companies mean nothing shlomo

God tier bellybutton

>>213800742
My least liked so far, never been a big fan of "fake clothes" either wear more revealing clothes or no clothes, not this accessory stuff that would be considered clothing

>>213800218
>arch your back
>no, the other way, god damn it

>>213802466
Shes only 7 years older than me? I always thought she was older than that

>>213802769
>>You're not allowed to openly lust after women in their sexual prime that are traditionally feminine.

Sydney Sweeney is a center of perpetual controversy and perpetual attention purely because she sees the gaping hole in the market left by the cultural forces I was describing. She knows she's hot and every guy wants to suck the life force out of her titties, and so she just embraces that and has a career that was pretty normal for female celebrities prior to 2015.. Ergo, she's a massive cultural phenomenon. Effortlessly.

What I'm saying is she is not the expected norm and you can see the reactions to her career as proof of it. You can only live in a hologram reality for so long before nature reasserts itself.

>4 years to go and not even remotely planning on getting pregnant

It's over, she's adopting a black kid.

>>213802980
She's already engaged to Travis and is expecting. You heard it here first.

>>213802977

Even worse than that she's a meme through and through. Absolutely below average face and just a pair of tits walking around. Best thing her agent/marketing team ever did is rebrand her as a conservative.
It's like people conveniently forgot her big break was being a whore in a degen show.

>>213802846
Except they do retard. The whole point is that since the election companies have been trying more and more to distance themselves from leftist pandering because that's not where the culture is right now. Anyone that accused the Sweeney campaign from being nazi shit got ridiculed. We're going to start seeing more "women in their sexual prime that are traditionally feminine" everywhere because that's where the money is right now.
That unfortunately means that schizoids like you won't have anything to complain about anymore but ill take it.

>>213799679 (OP)
>directorial film debut
can't act
autotunes
can't direct
forced slop

Imagine her riding my nice thick 8 inch rod full of cum. As she rides bareback and thrusts passionately, I release my warm load into her milfy body. I love you Taylor <3

>>213802998
>>213802980

If she has a child expect the birthrates to explode in the next 5 years.
Every album after her childbirth will be talking about how much she loves being a mom, girls will be begging their bfs to have babies with them

Taylor Swift is taller than me

>>213802980
Nah she'll just get another cat.

>>213803034
>That unfortunately means that schizoids like you won't have anything to complain about anymore but ill take it.
I am one of those schizoids and I promise you I will always find something new to bitch about. I swear.

>>213803034
>The jew told me I'm winning because they want their shekels so I guess I just have to trust their plan
sure thing Ehud

>>213802977
>What I'm saying is she is not the expected norm and you can see the reactions to her career as proof of it.
I think she's a smart girl that sees where things are going, which is why she has started to be more openly sexual in how she presents herself. I could bet 100 bucks that we're gonna be drowning in Sydney Sweeneys a year from now. The days of progressive pandering are over.

>>213803035
wtf

>>213803141
We still have a long way to go and if it's a pyrrhic victory it will just reset during the next democrat federal election win. for it to be meaningful, we have to win in such a big way that even our opponents begin adopting our language

>>213803035
Fuck me, I was laughing so goddamn hard in the theater when that happened.

>>213803142
Yeah. I think that was a Boardwalk Empire cameo.

>keeps tarting it up more and more
>no, you don't get it, she's a conservative icon

lmao

>>213799679 (OP)
>>213800010
>>213800742
>>213800824
>>213800928
>>213801347
taytay is a goddess whore

>>213803381
>no, you don't get it, she's a conservative icon
Who the fuck is making this argument?

>>213802577
It is rumored she did get ass implants. Not BBL obviously but did get a touch up for more sex appeal

>>213800873
this really needed to be posted

>>213803142
>>213803340
It was this movie:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10304142/?ref_=nm_flmg_job_1_cdt_t_5

>>213804018
She's all natural. Look at her mom.

>>213802466
wtf are you on about retard we live in the most sexually open and degenerate time of all time

>>213799679 (OP)
Taylor Swift is the only tranny I would ever date.

>>213799679 (OP)
Classic taking it in the ass position

>>213804235
People are having less sex than ever dumbass. Onlyfans is not real life

>>213799679 (OP)
i used to be straight before starting to listen to taytay

>>213804532
you were always a faggot

>>213804532
I'm sure you were, faggot.

>>213804632
>>213804640
shade never made anybody less gay

>>213802642
>never knew until now how bad I want thicc Avril
Holy FUCK

>>213804769
Correct, it's over for you and your bloodline.

I deserve Taylor Swift to be my gf.

>>213805069
>I deserve to be Taylor Swift
same

>>213805069
>>213805125
>I deserve Taylor Swift
Yes

>>213804185
David O. Russell is a fucking hack.

>>213800407
Okay hear me out: Taylor's head and legs, Sydney's everything else.

>>213800582
>trust me guys, shes even hotter now, despite being 15 years older

>>213800742
was she born without nipples?

>>213799679 (OP)
her feces probably taste like prime ribeye

>>213802466
She has always been weirdly asexual, even now. Everything she does has this air of phoniness like Zuckerberg i.e. an alien trying to pass as human.

>>213806045
Please open your eyes Mr. Snipes

>>213802466
This

>>213802642
>simulates fart in your face
WTF

>>213806132
Do you think Matty Healy is the best dick she ever got?

>>213799679 (OP)
>>213800010
Are we pretending this is taylor?

>>213802977
> Ergo, she's a massive cultural phenomenon. Effortlessly.
Sigh, really? Why couldn’t it be a pretty girl and not weird face girl?

I think if she was born with darker hair she would have liked to have gone with a goth punk rock vibe when she was younger.

but I'm just guessing here.

>>213799900
Yeah. Your dad was the male lead.

>>213806321
What the SHIT did she mean by this?

I am once again asking, in a very polite and humble manner, for the Taylor Swift lesbian videos to be released. I know one or two of you possess them, so, please, don't be such bad neighbors and share them around. If you could start with the one where Karlie Kloss and Taylor are 69ing I would really appreciate it.
Thank you in advance.

>>213808173
DM'd u

>>213808352
;^)

>>213799679 (OP)
>when she finally relaxes after a long Hollyweird party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA1S0p7Yli8

>>213802642
>something king arthur or w/e

>>213802466
I just looked up Blank Space for reference and I kinda disagree. It works for her now because she has more curves on her. She's always had a pretty face, but she's nearly stick and bones in that music video. Right now? I think she's hot as fuck. During her younger years I thought she was cute but wasn't doing double takes.

>>213801347
you know those are just skin colored leggings right?

>>213800928
I love Taylor Thicc

>>213799679 (OP)
She started dating an NFL player and now she wants to be a black woman with a giant ass lols!

>>213799679 (OP)
Showgirls dance + move, not just show ass in stocking. She's so sexless + relies on lighting, styling in photoshoots -- like zendaya.

>>213804235
>we live in the most *pornographically* open and degenerate time
FTFY. Beating your dick to whores is not sexuality.
>>213802466
9/10 post, you lose a point for using a twitter buzzword (longhouse), but your overall gestalt is good.