>>213800343 (OP)
One time I visited some cousins in the deep South and I genuinely thought I was on a hidden camera show. Everyone talked like their tongue was too heavy and the IQ in the room plummeted every time someone opened their mouth. I asked where the nearest library was and my cousin just blinked at me and said, “Huh? Like… for books?” I thought he was joking. He wasn’t.
They thought Olive Garden was exotic. Their idea of a good time was watching trucks drive in circles in the mud while drinking something called “Mountain Holler.” I asked if there was a museum or anything educational nearby and they laughed like I asked if they had space travel.
It was like visiting a live-action version of Idiocracy. I left two days early. I could feel myself getting dumber just breathing the air.
