>Jenna Ortega (5'1”) and Gwendoline Christie (6'3”)

>>213801675 (OP)
Both look awful

THATS A HUGE BITCH!

>>213801675 (OP)
My retarded generation think this ugly bitch is beautiful, she literally looks like she died 3 days ago looks rotten asf

>Jenna, why did you come back from work with all those bruises on the sides of your legs and whiplash, like you spent the past three hours hanging upside down?

>>213801675 (OP)

Gwendoline Christie is like the Pete Davidson of women, in that she's not good looking at all but could still get it just because of that height

>>213801675 (OP)
what if Gwen ate Jenna in one gulp

what the fuck is this?

>>213802012
SpongeBob squid

>>213802012
Spoiler that shit nan. The fuck is wrong with you

>>213801675 (OP)
as a tallman i still would prefer debicki as my tall wife

that said i enjoy shorter women more overall as all tallmen should

>>213801675 (OP)
You Fucking Asshole! Post the real pic immediately! This is Fucking SHOPPED!

Only reason I watched this shit was Ricci, Zeta Jones and this tall chick but I regret it because I literally couldn't stop thinking about her bending over and presenting me her huge pale ass. I barely remember what the fuck even happened during the whole season.

>>213801675 (OP)
>tv Lust for this

>>213801675 (OP)

>>213801978
underated, literally

>>213801675 (OP)
Anyone have the webm?

>>213802012
What Happens to her all of a sudden?

>>213803665
I don't know bro, what happens?

>>213802012
>*summoning sound*

whyd she shave her eyebrows and get the fat drained out her face? satanist demon

>>213801675 (OP)
seems unlikely, is gwendolin christie's head like 4 inches tall or is she standing on a box?

>>213801675 (OP)
Nosferatu x Frankenstein crossover, let's goooo

>>213802053
As an average height man I would also prefer attractive woman over unattractive woman as my wife

>>213804110
She insists on wearing heels.

>>213804302

>>213804110
Ortega is nowhere near 5'1". She would beg to be 5'1".

>>213804302
>>213804353
She's so cute. Very funny with Nikolaj. Also she has nudes

>>213801675 (OP)
who picked that dress for her

Gwen's pretty awesome.

>>213802012
damn walled already?

Jenna’s new photoshoot is wonderful

>>213805352

>>213804936
she's 4-11 max

>>213805352
gotta add a flower crown to handsome squidward

>>213805352
she looks great here with a more 'natural' (fully aware that these magazine shoots are touched up to fuck) look

>>213805614
K.

>>213801706
don't often quote movies in every day life..but when i do, it's Deuce Bigalow

>>213805614
She’s genuinely beautiful but her team covers her with crazy makeup a lot of the time

>>213802836
Legend

>>213805778
>her team
a group of paId PA psychophants isnt a team

>>213801978
fucking KEK

>>213802012
Bogged?

>>213801978
Lel

>>213801706
She is the same height as me.

>>213802012
Is this bogpill or drugs? She looks awful.

She’s back shooting her movie with JJ Abrams soon.

>>213801675 (OP)
Talk about some Lithgow-esque manpaws!

>>213806427
it’s makeup and bleached eyebrows

what the fuck happened holy shit. it looks like that weird immobile retarded internet meme freak from the late nineties i cant remember his name exactly, brian wibbers or something. frozen faced and bug-eyed

>>213806445
There's something with her facial structure as well, something that she didn't had a few years back.

>>213801675 (OP)
These gooners that keep posting Latina's don't want you to know that they will make your offspring short like all South Americans.

>>213806445
There's something with her facial structure as well, something that she didn't have a few years back.

>>213806507
She’s always had that. This is 2023.

>>213806555
2023 is a bit late.

>>213801675 (OP)
Ai Futa slop

>>213805382
Foot sex.

>>213806428
She must be so sleepy, bouncing back and forth promoting Wednesday and still filming the bleached eyebrows movie. Are Jenna & Snood gonna go globetrotting again when the last four episodes come out?

>>213801675 (OP)
>me 5'4 on the left with a 5'0 girl in 2 inch heels

>>213806555
does she have hairy tummy and lower back?

>>213802012
Why do whores want to look like neanderthals ?

>>213802012
Plastic surgery fucked her up badly.

>>213807435
I’m not sure actually. I think I saw the tour in between the parts was the promotion for this season but I don’t know for sure.

>>213807580
There is no plastic surgery here. You dumb motherfucker.

>>213806507
NO THERE ISN'T
RETARD

>>213807489
She said she hates body hair

>>213801675 (OP)

>>213804936
celebeheights.com has her at 4'11.5" currently but I think 4'11" is more likely than 5'. Made total sense that she shot a music video with Sabrina Carpenter so for once both didn't feel dwarfed.

>>213802012
Scheming homosexuals have gotten into her head, tragic but common.

>>213803385
I can’t get over him literally looking like the missing link

>>213801675 (OP)
What does it say about the world, and God, that I could easily beat Jenna to death, even while being a weak manlet? Shit, I could probably do it in 1 or 2 punches. One would be lights out instantly and then I'd finish her off. Any thoughts, bros?

>>213801675 (OP)
Should have been Samus a decade ago

>>213807892
You could scoop her up and run off with her and she'd be powerless to stop you, anon.

>>213807977
Yeah, maybe. But I'd get tired of her after a few weeks. Doing it my way would make us both immortal, and her soul would forever be mine.

She would be good as a vampire

>>213802012
I’ve seen it once before, it’s a terminal and tragic condition. She was gonna turn fish-mouth so she bog maxxed. It can happen in the span of 6-8 months.

pocket size gf

>>213807615
When someone is as stupid as you, do you just walk around obliviously blasting shit directly into your pants? You’d have to be a uniquely retarded mother fucker to not only be so wrong, but also so aggressive about it. Just look in this thread you dipshit. You think people’s faces just mutate like that on their own? Stop huffing aerosols.

>>213809220
Why did she shave off her eyebrows?

>>213809220
so cute

It's funny, of all the actors lying about their height in Hollywood, the most blatant example is a literal unironic midget pretending to be 5'1"

>>213802012
Is there a term for this, when a girl is cute has a really ugly smile?

>>213809294
bleached for a movie role

>>213809276
>blah blah blah lame insults
There is no change. At all. Her eyebrows are bleached. That's it. You're pointing to nothing.

>>213809388
No she doesn’t

>>213809294
she didn't

>>213809388
there’s some french word for when each individual feature of your face is ugly or weird looking but together they make you hot, I only know about this because some girl told me I had a face like that.

>>213807977
She could titfuck you standing up

>blocks your path

>>213809854
>blocks your path and poisons the franchise
Pshh, nothing personell kid

I hope Wednesday ends after season 3 so Jenna can move on to more adult roles again. I can see her doing a nude scene if she thinks it’s the right file.

>>213809854
i jerked it to wednesday wearing that shiny jacket

Forehead do be primed for licking tho. Uwu.

>>213810025
*schlop schlop schlop*

https://vocaroo.com/1maE0NZLTOiY
https://vocaroo.com/1cIy5QkloZez

>>213810235

>>213801675 (OP)
>5'1
She looks shorter than that desu.

>>213808918
why does she hate eyebrows?

>>213810317
bleached for movie that she’s blonde in

>>213804302
Imagine the sex

>>213801675 (OP)
when is she dropping the homeless druggie look?

Ribbed for our pleasure vTWXIr

Its giving... and desu I aint even made tho

I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

Reminder

Pov...

Jenna loves showing her nips

>>213801675 (OP)
tall old bitch looks younger than the little Mexican

Is that you, Jenna?

R.i.p eyebrows

>>213810645
Topless scene when

Reading this thread be like

>>213810767
What's her favorite Death Grips album?

>>213801706
FREAK!
BEHEMOTH.

>>213810843
good question actually I’m wondering that too

when did hating short girls become a thing? faggoty ass fags

>>213810951
Eugenics.
No one wants to curse their children with bad genetics.

>>213810994
no one said you have to get them pregnant

>>213810717
Soon. Unfortunately she will look like this

>>213811046
>unfortunately
she's hot as fuck

>>213811016
Oh, thanks.

>>213811046
Considering the eyebrow thing is only for JJ Abrams’ movie I doubt it

wonder what life is like being her father