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Anonymous No.213801675 >>213801698 >>213801874 >>213801978 >>213802007 >>213802053 >>213802061 >>213802444 >>213802836 >>213803385 >>213804110 >>213804148 >>213805195 >>213806432 >>213806506 >>213806723 >>213807468 >>213807657 >>213807892 >>213807912 >>213810315 >>213810420 >>213810661
>Jenna Ortega (5'1”) and Gwendoline Christie (6'3”)
Anonymous No.213801698
>>213801675 (OP)
Both look awful
Anonymous No.213801706 >>213805759 >>213806415 >>213810871
THATS A HUGE BITCH!
Anonymous No.213801874
>>213801675 (OP)
My retarded generation think this ugly bitch is beautiful, she literally looks like she died 3 days ago looks rotten asf
Anonymous No.213801942
>Jenna, why did you come back from work with all those bruises on the sides of your legs and whiplash, like you spent the past three hours hanging upside down?
Anonymous No.213801978 >>213803322 >>213806117 >>213806382
>>213801675 (OP)
Anonymous No.213801993
Gwendoline Christie is like the Pete Davidson of women, in that she's not good looking at all but could still get it just because of that height
Anonymous No.213802007
>>213801675 (OP)
what if Gwen ate Jenna in one gulp
Anonymous No.213802012 >>213802035 >>213802052 >>213803665 >>213803907 >>213805330 >>213806359 >>213806427 >>213807540 >>213807580 >>213807751 >>213809120 >>213809388
what the fuck is this?
Anonymous No.213802035
>>213802012
SpongeBob squid
Anonymous No.213802052
>>213802012
Spoiler that shit nan. The fuck is wrong with you
Anonymous No.213802053 >>213804201
>>213801675 (OP)
as a tallman i still would prefer debicki as my tall wife

that said i enjoy shorter women more overall as all tallmen should
Anonymous No.213802061
>>213801675 (OP)
You Fucking Asshole! Post the real pic immediately! This is Fucking SHOPPED!
Anonymous No.213802107
Only reason I watched this shit was Ricci, Zeta Jones and this tall chick but I regret it because I literally couldn't stop thinking about her bending over and presenting me her huge pale ass. I barely remember what the fuck even happened during the whole season.
Anonymous No.213802444
>>213801675 (OP)
>tv Lust for this
Anonymous No.213802836 >>213805801
>>213801675 (OP)
Anonymous No.213803322
>>213801978
underated, literally
Anonymous No.213803385 >>213807779
>>213801675 (OP)
Anyone have the webm?
Anonymous No.213803665 >>213803850
>>213802012
What Happens to her all of a sudden?
Anonymous No.213803850
>>213803665
I don't know bro, what happens?
Anonymous No.213803907
>>213802012
>*summoning sound*
Anonymous No.213803976
whyd she shave her eyebrows and get the fat drained out her face? satanist demon
Anonymous No.213804110 >>213804302 >>213804936
>>213801675 (OP)
seems unlikely, is gwendolin christie's head like 4 inches tall or is she standing on a box?
Anonymous No.213804148
>>213801675 (OP)
Nosferatu x Frankenstein crossover, let's goooo
Anonymous No.213804201
>>213802053
As an average height man I would also prefer attractive woman over unattractive woman as my wife
Anonymous No.213804302 >>213804353 >>213805157 >>213810404
>>213804110
She insists on wearing heels.
Anonymous No.213804353 >>213805157
>>213804302
Anonymous No.213804936 >>213805414 >>213807721
>>213804110
Ortega is nowhere near 5'1". She would beg to be 5'1".
Anonymous No.213805157
>>213804302
>>213804353
She's so cute. Very funny with Nikolaj. Also she has nudes
Anonymous No.213805195
>>213801675 (OP)
who picked that dress for her
Anonymous No.213805244
Gwen's pretty awesome.
Anonymous No.213805330
>>213802012
damn walled already?
Anonymous No.213805352 >>213805382 >>213805532 >>213805614
Jenna’s new photoshoot is wonderful
Anonymous No.213805382 >>213807304
>>213805352
Anonymous No.213805414
>>213804936
she's 4-11 max
Anonymous No.213805532
>>213805352
gotta add a flower crown to handsome squidward
Anonymous No.213805614 >>213805715 >>213805778
>>213805352
she looks great here with a more 'natural' (fully aware that these magazine shoots are touched up to fuck) look
Anonymous No.213805715
>>213805614
K.
Anonymous No.213805759
>>213801706
don't often quote movies in every day life..but when i do, it's Deuce Bigalow
Anonymous No.213805778 >>213806041
>>213805614
She’s genuinely beautiful but her team covers her with crazy makeup a lot of the time
Anonymous No.213805801
>>213802836
Legend
Anonymous No.213806041
>>213805778
>her team
a group of paId PA psychophants isnt a team
Anonymous No.213806117
>>213801978
fucking KEK
Anonymous No.213806359
>>213802012
Bogged?
Anonymous No.213806382
>>213801978
Lel
Anonymous No.213806415
>>213801706
She is the same height as me.
Anonymous No.213806427 >>213806445
>>213802012
Is this bogpill or drugs? She looks awful.
Anonymous No.213806428 >>213807435
She’s back shooting her movie with JJ Abrams soon.
Anonymous No.213806432
>>213801675 (OP)
Talk about some Lithgow-esque manpaws!
Anonymous No.213806445 >>213806488 >>213806507
>>213806427
it’s makeup and bleached eyebrows
Anonymous No.213806484
what the fuck happened holy shit. it looks like that weird immobile retarded internet meme freak from the late nineties i cant remember his name exactly, brian wibbers or something. frozen faced and bug-eyed
Anonymous No.213806488
>>213806445
There's something with her facial structure as well, something that she didn't had a few years back.
Anonymous No.213806506
>>213801675 (OP)
These gooners that keep posting Latina's don't want you to know that they will make your offspring short like all South Americans.
Anonymous No.213806507 >>213806555 >>213807630
>>213806445
There's something with her facial structure as well, something that she didn't have a few years back.
Anonymous No.213806555 >>213806619 >>213807489
>>213806507
She’s always had that. This is 2023.
Anonymous No.213806619
>>213806555
2023 is a bit late.
Anonymous No.213806723
>>213801675 (OP)
Ai Futa slop
Anonymous No.213807304
>>213805382
Foot sex.
Anonymous No.213807435 >>213807591
>>213806428
She must be so sleepy, bouncing back and forth promoting Wednesday and still filming the bleached eyebrows movie. Are Jenna & Snood gonna go globetrotting again when the last four episodes come out?
Anonymous No.213807468
>>213801675 (OP)
>me 5'4 on the left with a 5'0 girl in 2 inch heels
Anonymous No.213807489 >>213807632
>>213806555
does she have hairy tummy and lower back?
Anonymous No.213807540
>>213802012
Why do whores want to look like neanderthals ?
Anonymous No.213807580 >>213807615
>>213802012
Plastic surgery fucked her up badly.
Anonymous No.213807591
>>213807435
I’m not sure actually. I think I saw the tour in between the parts was the promotion for this season but I don’t know for sure.
Anonymous No.213807615 >>213809276
>>213807580
There is no plastic surgery here. You dumb motherfucker.
Anonymous No.213807630
>>213806507
NO THERE ISN'T
RETARD
Anonymous No.213807632
>>213807489
She said she hates body hair
Anonymous No.213807657
>>213801675 (OP)
Anonymous No.213807721
>>213804936
celebeheights.com has her at 4'11.5" currently but I think 4'11" is more likely than 5'. Made total sense that she shot a music video with Sabrina Carpenter so for once both didn't feel dwarfed.
Anonymous No.213807751
>>213802012
Scheming homosexuals have gotten into her head, tragic but common.
Anonymous No.213807779
>>213803385
I can’t get over him literally looking like the missing link
Anonymous No.213807892 >>213807977
>>213801675 (OP)
What does it say about the world, and God, that I could easily beat Jenna to death, even while being a weak manlet? Shit, I could probably do it in 1 or 2 punches. One would be lights out instantly and then I'd finish her off. Any thoughts, bros?
Anonymous No.213807912
>>213801675 (OP)
Should have been Samus a decade ago
Anonymous No.213807977 >>213808040 >>213809815
>>213807892
You could scoop her up and run off with her and she'd be powerless to stop you, anon.
Anonymous No.213808040
>>213807977
Yeah, maybe. But I'd get tired of her after a few weeks. Doing it my way would make us both immortal, and her soul would forever be mine.
Anonymous No.213808918 >>213810317
She would be good as a vampire
Anonymous No.213809120
>>213802012
I’ve seen it once before, it’s a terminal and tragic condition. She was gonna turn fish-mouth so she bog maxxed. It can happen in the span of 6-8 months.
Anonymous No.213809220 >>213809294 >>213809305
pocket size gf
Anonymous No.213809276 >>213809410
>>213807615
When someone is as stupid as you, do you just walk around obliviously blasting shit directly into your pants? You’d have to be a uniquely retarded mother fucker to not only be so wrong, but also so aggressive about it. Just look in this thread you dipshit. You think people’s faces just mutate like that on their own? Stop huffing aerosols.
Anonymous No.213809294 >>213809396 >>213809528
>>213809220
Why did she shave off her eyebrows?
Anonymous No.213809305
>>213809220
so cute
Anonymous No.213809357
It's funny, of all the actors lying about their height in Hollywood, the most blatant example is a literal unironic midget pretending to be 5'1"
Anonymous No.213809388 >>213809445 >>213809710
>>213802012
Is there a term for this, when a girl is cute has a really ugly smile?
Anonymous No.213809396
>>213809294
bleached for a movie role
Anonymous No.213809410
>>213809276
>blah blah blah lame insults
There is no change. At all. Her eyebrows are bleached. That's it. You're pointing to nothing.
Anonymous No.213809445
>>213809388
No she doesn’t
Anonymous No.213809528
>>213809294
she didn't
Anonymous No.213809710
>>213809388
there’s some french word for when each individual feature of your face is ugly or weird looking but together they make you hot, I only know about this because some girl told me I had a face like that.
Anonymous No.213809815
>>213807977
She could titfuck you standing up
Anonymous No.213809854 >>213809901 >>213809999
>blocks your path
Anonymous No.213809901
>>213809854
>blocks your path and poisons the franchise
Pshh, nothing personell kid
Anonymous No.213809972
I hope Wednesday ends after season 3 so Jenna can move on to more adult roles again. I can see her doing a nude scene if she thinks it’s the right file.
Anonymous No.213809999
>>213809854
i jerked it to wednesday wearing that shiny jacket
Anonymous No.213810025 >>213810133
Forehead do be primed for licking tho. Uwu.
Anonymous No.213810133
>>213810025
*schlop schlop schlop*
Anonymous No.213810235 >>213810256
https://vocaroo.com/1maE0NZLTOiY
https://vocaroo.com/1cIy5QkloZez
Anonymous No.213810256
>>213810235
Anonymous No.213810315
>>213801675 (OP)
>5'1
She looks shorter than that desu.
Anonymous No.213810317 >>213810333
>>213808918
why does she hate eyebrows?
Anonymous No.213810333
>>213810317
bleached for movie that she’s blonde in
Anonymous No.213810404
>>213804302
Imagine the sex
Anonymous No.213810420
>>213801675 (OP)
when is she dropping the homeless druggie look?
Anonymous No.213810467
Ribbed for our pleasure vTWXIr
Anonymous No.213810509
Its giving... and desu I aint even made tho
Anonymous No.213810520
I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
Anonymous No.213810546
Reminder
Anonymous No.213810622
Pov...
Anonymous No.213810645 >>213810717
Jenna loves showing her nips
Anonymous No.213810661
>>213801675 (OP)
tall old bitch looks younger than the little Mexican
Anonymous No.213810674
Is that you, Jenna?
Anonymous No.213810685
R.i.p eyebrows
Anonymous No.213810717 >>213811046
>>213810645
Topless scene when
Anonymous No.213810722
Reading this thread be like
Anonymous No.213810767 >>213810843
Anonymous No.213810843 >>213810874
>>213810767
What's her favorite Death Grips album?
Anonymous No.213810871
>>213801706
FREAK!
BEHEMOTH.
Anonymous No.213810874
>>213810843
good question actually I’m wondering that too
Anonymous No.213810951 >>213810994
when did hating short girls become a thing? faggoty ass fags
Anonymous No.213810994 >>213811016
>>213810951
Eugenics.
No one wants to curse their children with bad genetics.
Anonymous No.213811016 >>213811127
>>213810994
no one said you have to get them pregnant
Anonymous No.213811046 >>213811070 >>213811128
>>213810717
Soon. Unfortunately she will look like this
Anonymous No.213811070
>>213811046
>unfortunately
she's hot as fuck
Anonymous No.213811127
>>213811016
Oh, thanks.
Anonymous No.213811128
>>213811046
Considering the eyebrow thing is only for JJ Abrams’ movie I doubt it
Anonymous No.213811194
Anonymous No.213811241
wonder what life is like being her father