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Anonymous No.213802578 >>213802608 >>213802766 >>213802813 >>213802941 >>213803178 >>213803229 >>213803241 >>213803352 >>213803486 >>213803552 >>213803638 >>213803937 >>213804323 >>213804511 >>213805239 >>213805633 >>213805646
>character finds out they're the villain
Anonymous No.213802608 >>213802810 >>213802926 >>213803449 >>213803556 >>213803704 >>213804281 >>213804722
>>213802578 (OP)
go the speed limit
Anonymous No.213802655
If everyone is tailgating you it just means multiple speeders have accrued and you a preventing a pile up by keeping them in check.
Anonymous No.213802659 >>213803424
>only person not tailgating is the problem
I don't think so. If you tailgate your opinion is automatically worthless.
Anonymous No.213802699 >>213802985
it's funny that redditors, the boyscouts of the internet, are triggered by people who refuse to casually break the speed limit
Anonymous No.213802766 >>213802804 >>213802913
>>213802578 (OP)
there should be a $250 fine for tailgating and cops should actually do their jobs and pull these niggers over
Anonymous No.213802804 >>213802895 >>213802936 >>213802974 >>213803306 >>213803429 >>213803869 >>213805727
>>213802766
Drive or pull over, grandma. I got places to be and get going. I don't give a fuck you wanna go 30 in the 45. Get out of the way or move your ass.
Anonymous No.213802810
>>213802608
>HOOOOOONK HOOOOONK
Anonymous No.213802813
>>213802578 (OP)
If youโ€™re going the speed limit or above youโ€™re not the problem. But yes if youโ€™re going 35 in a 45 I will ride your ass
Anonymous No.213802895 >>213802906 >>213802912 >>213803147 >>213803429 >>213803487 >>213805680 >>213806042
>>213802804
i keep empty cans in my car to throw at the faggot retards or old ladies who drive 15 under the god damn limit that are posted every block. they clearly are unfit to drive and i remind them with an empty can
Anonymous No.213802906
>>213802895
fuck you litterbug
Anonymous No.213802912
>>213802895
Based litterer.
Anonymous No.213802913 >>213803273 >>213803843 >>213803869 >>213804350 >>213806090
>>213802766
Cops should pull people over that fuck with traffic moving faster. Sit at a green light for 5 seconds before moving, get a ticket. Take 45 seconds to get up to 40mph and you're not a semi truck hauling 10 tons, get a ticket. Sit at a red light in the right turning lane with no cars coming, get a ticket. Should be way less speeding tickets and more not moving your ass tickets.
Anonymous No.213802926
>>213802608
Anonymous No.213802936
>>213802804
youll ride my ass no matter what, its just your nature
youll be going 55 in a 45 and not kno how to judge distance and speed and catch up to me and then be surprised theres a car there
Anonymous No.213802941
>>213802578 (OP)
>if one retard is being a retard, the retard is the problem
>if multiple retards are being retarded, you are now suddenly the problem

fuck off faggot. tailgate me and i break check you. try to get out and fight me and i kill you. go around or go the speed limit
Anonymous No.213802974 >>213803002
>>213802804
You are putting other people's lives in danger
Kill yourself before you kill someone important
Anonymous No.213802985 >>213803047
>>213802699
Refusing to casually break the speed limit is a selfish, egotistical, narcissistic act.
Anonymous No.213803002 >>213803085
>>213802974
>be stuck moving at a snail's pace
>NOOOOOOO HELP HELP COPS THIS GUYS LUNATIC RIDING ME PEOPLE ARE IN DANGER
Ask me how I know you're an elderly woman.
Anonymous No.213803047
>>213802985
this
only frightened zoomer teens drive the speed limit
Anonymous No.213803060 >>213803125
*slows down even more*
Anonymous No.213803085 >>213803197 >>213803276 >>213803316 >>213803467
>>213803002
suck my long saggy tits nigger
Anonymous No.213803125
>>213803060
>back cars form an alliance and box you in
Anonymous No.213803147 >>213803174 >>213803387 >>213803537
>>213802895
I was doing five under the limit the other day and came upon an old man crossing at a crosswalk, I slowed but didnโ€™t stop because he was 80% through and he walked back into the into the middle of the road to yell at me. Thatโ€™s it, thatโ€™s my blog.
Anonymous No.213803174 >>213803210 >>213804109
>>213803147
Old people just want an excuse to yell at young people. The older I get the more I understand them.
Anonymous No.213803178
>>213802578 (OP)
1. Tailgating is retarded. Don't do it.
2. Driving too slowly is also retarded. Don't do that either, especially in the faster lanes.
This is really pretty simple. People are so stupid they can't even drive properly.
Anonymous No.213803197
>>213803085
Kek
Anonymous No.213803210 >>213803580
>>213803174
It was just funny though, like he was frothing at the mouth mad. I need to buy a dash cam, Iโ€™ve seen some shit and I want a record.
Anonymous No.213803229
>>213802578 (OP)
>Character does literally nothing wrong
Anonymous No.213803241 >>213803359 >>213803388 >>213803887
>>213802578 (OP)
friendly reminder to other Americans, if a cop pulls you over and asks "do you know how fast you were going" this is a trap to get you to make an admission of guilt that can be used against you in court. The correct way to answer this question while remaining polite is "I believe I was moving at the speed of ordinary traffic." Additionally if a cop asks if they can search your vehicle politely refuse. If they insist on doing so anyway let them but say you do not consent to the search.
Anonymous No.213803273 >>213803345
>>213802913
Ideally, we should have cars that drive themselves, because people are retards, and can't even manage to do that well.
Anonymous No.213803276
>>213803085
>using the n-word
yikes
Anonymous No.213803306 >>213803341
>>213802804
Hope one day a deer runs in the road and you die in a fiery wreck
Anonymous No.213803316
>>213803085
based
Anonymous No.213803341 >>213803365
>>213803306
kinda fucked that you would wish harm upon an innocent animal but ok
Anonymous No.213803345
>>213803273
Iโ€™m amazed we donโ€™t have more accidents all things considered. Related friendly tip: if you see someone with a handicapped placard odds are good theyโ€™re so old that shouldnโ€™t be on the road at all, so drive accordingly
Anonymous No.213803352
>>213802578 (OP)
And if a Pajeet runs you over in a big rig, Gavin Newsom's the problem.
Anonymous No.213803359
>>213803241
>pull over in a safe spot when I see the lights
>turn radio down but not off
>have license/registration/proof of insurance ready
>smile
>get let off with a ticket

Damn I love being white. Got out of a ticket for going around the railroad crossing bars by doing that
Anonymous No.213803365 >>213803393 >>213803435
>>213803341
I never said he had to hit the deer, could always swerve and lose control
Anonymous No.213803387 >>213804077
>>213803147
I will say as a pedestrian that I enjoy making carfags seethe. When I have the walk signal I never yield to some spaz trying to make the worldโ€™s fastest right turn. They always stop because they know if they even tap me theyโ€™re getting sued into oblivion
Anonymous No.213803388 >>213803497 >>213803548 >>213803891
>>213803241
My car's speedometer is broken. I genuinely do not know how fast I am going at any time.
Anonymous No.213803393 >>213803428 >>213804133
>>213803365
>I never said
yes you did, ESL
Anonymous No.213803424
>>213802659

This, get the fuck over or do 85 plus
Anonymous No.213803428
>>213803393
>it's another "ESL self-reports because he's not comfortable enough with the language to be informal" episode
Anonymous No.213803429 >>213803459 >>213803482 >>213803956 >>213804118 >>213805594 >>213806027
>>213802804
>>213802895
Triggered wagies out in force today
Anonymous No.213803435 >>213803469
>>213803365
yeah whatever dude it's really cool how much you hate nature
Anonymous No.213803449 >>213803655
>>213802608
No thanks. It's legal and acceptable to go beyond the speed limit.
Anonymous No.213803459
>>213803429
>fellow traveler
Kek
Anonymous No.213803467
>>213803085
Anonymous No.213803469
>>213803435
I also kill them with a rifle
Anonymous No.213803482
>>213803429
>bait
get brake checked nigger
Anonymous No.213803486 >>213803507 >>213803912
>>213802578 (OP)
You should be going at least the speed limit and realistically at least 5 over. You donโ€™t own the road, people have places to be
Anonymous No.213803487
>>213802895
Based
Anonymous No.213803497
>>213803388
you should really get that fixed
Anonymous No.213803507 >>213803555 >>213803571
>>213803486
ok wagie
Anonymous No.213803537
>>213803147
I'd have gotten out of my car.
Anonymous No.213803548
>>213803388
Get that shit fixed and never admit that to a cop lmao
Anonymous No.213803552
>>213802578 (OP)
maybe everyone else is wrong.
Anonymous No.213803555
>>213803507
what kind of NEET is commuting on the freeway
Anonymous No.213803556 >>213803592 >>213803875 >>213805480
>>213802608
>Noooo, crime is the norm so you have to do it too
>if you don't do crime like us then you're an asshole
I prefer to drive the speed limit so I have a safety buffer on my speed before I can get pulled over.
The time saved by driving 50 instead of 45 is only 1 minute for a 10 mile trip. Surely you can find an extra minute in your day.
Anonymous No.213803571 >>213804046
>>213803507
the fuck does working at walmart have to do with driving?
Anonymous No.213803580
>>213803210
same here
if a good one was around $50 instead of $200 i'd get one
Anonymous No.213803586
Say what you want about indians but I sort of envy the way they're able to just drive onto the sidewalk and go between cars whenever they feel like it. They just have no traffic laws so you can do whatever the fuck you want.
Anonymous No.213803592 >>213803679 >>213803795
>>213803556
>I'm a useless slow fuck who has nowhere to be so that means nobody else does and if they do then they're basically breaking the law
Anonymous No.213803614 >>213803681
>someone in huge hurry to pass me
>risks his life and the lives of everyone around him to get in front of me
>gets up a ways
>gets to red light
>I show up 30 seconds later and pull up right next to them
>look over and smile and wave

I'm sure that risky maneuver was worth it, huh?
Anonymous No.213803638
>>213802578 (OP)
In the bottom I'm still only being tailgated by one person, though.
Car #3 is tailgating car #2 and car #4 is tailgating car #3, etc.
Anonymous No.213803639
If you're in front of me in the left lane and going under the speed limit, I'll give you a warning honk to tell you to get out of the way. If you ignore me, I will pit you.
Anonymous No.213803654
Is there a legal minimum speed on the road? Oh, there isn't? Then I shan't be yielding.
Anonymous No.213803655 >>213803710 >>213803711 >>213803724
>>213803449
It's not legal. It's just not enforceable. And it's only acceptable because it's not enforceable.
You're like a black guy stealing from a store because they won't stop you unless your theft is over a certain dollar threshold.
Anonymous No.213803677
If I was supposed to be driving 5 faster the sign would say 50 instead of 45
If I was supposed to be driving 10 faster the sign would say 55 instead of 45
The sign says 45 I go 45.
I have never been late. Manage your time better.
Anonymous No.213803679 >>213803815
>>213803592
Why is this single minute so precious only while driving, but so worthless everywhere else?
Do you hate driving that much?
Anonymous No.213803681 >>213803837
>>213803614
sweetie gets passed by a car and thinks it's a sign of disrespect lmao
Anonymous No.213803704
>>213802608
Because there's drugs in the car.
Anonymous No.213803710
>>213803655
>traveling at a slightly higher velocity is the same thing as stealing a candy bar
what a sad hall monitor mindset you must live
Anonymous No.213803711 >>213803746
>>213803655
>hey we wont prosecute you if you steal under this amount
>thats it no consequences just free shit
>not taking it
May as well pass out free samples. Any time I know a store has this policy I blatantly steal. Why not? You basically said if I take X amount you don't give a shit. Okay then. Fair enough. Thanks.
Anonymous No.213803724 >>213803812
>>213803655
No it's for sure legal. The flow of traffic is allowed to be whatever it is. Impeding that is illegal and cops will pull you over for going 65 in a 65 when you're holding up a line of cars trying to go 70 or above.
Anonymous No.213803746 >>213803809
>>213803711
Anonymous No.213803771 >>213803804 >>213803862
far right is what utopia looks like
Anonymous No.213803795 >>213803839 >>213803951
>>213803592
no one speeding has anywhere important to be. unless someone is bleeding out in the back of your car, you need to slow down.
Anonymous No.213803804
>>213803771
Anonymous No.213803809 >>213803849
>>213803746
>people openly state they are giving you free items under a certain dollar amount
>not taking the consequence free stuff
Why not? If they don't care why the fuck do I care more? They are the ones who made the policy to begin with. I see it like modern coupons. I shop like I normally do and pay, but then I just openly steal a few things here or there that are under that amount. It's more like a deal than anything.
Anonymous No.213803812 >>213803924 >>213804229 >>213804320
>>213803724
>The flow of traffic is allowed to be whatever it is. Impeding that is illegal and cops will pull you over for going 65 in a 65 when you're holding up a line of cars trying to go 70 or above.
Is this another thing that happens in your fantasy world where you assault people or damage their vehicles for driving at a safe speed?
Anonymous No.213803815 >>213803873 >>213803895
>>213803679
>Why is this single minute so precious only while driving, but so worthless everywhere else?
It's isn't. I drive fast, I walk fast, I work fast, and I finish fast. Go, go, go. Tired of all you lackadaisical faggots meandering around looking at the sky all day.
>Please wait a while before making a post
fuck off
Anonymous No.213803837 >>213805822
>>213803681
no, just that these people never get where they're going any sooner. it's pointless. it's usually some insecure man flexing how macho he is or some shitty woman driver.
Anonymous No.213803839 >>213803868 >>213803877
>>213803795
>you need to slow down.
I don't need to do a damn thing. You're not my mom, you fucking tattletale.
Anonymous No.213803843
>>213802913
You're an idiot. There's so many different types of vehicles on the road and they all have varying quality of breaking and acceleration.
Anonymous No.213803849 >>213803876
>>213803809
Anonymous No.213803851
Going a little over the limit is fine until an accident happens even vaguely near you, if someone makes the argument in court that you not speeding might've prevented it you're fucked
It's like how you shouldn't hit women, not because it's unchivalrous but because it's a lose-lose, best case scenario everyone hates you forever, God forbid she falls a little weird and conks her baby thin skull on the curb because then you're going to prison forever
Anonymous No.213803862 >>213804232 >>213805240
>>213803771
Why do the 50 pedestrians shoulder to shoulder take up more space than the 50 people on the bus?
Anonymous No.213803868
>>213803839
hey, if you want to nikki catsouras yourself, be my guest. don't drag me into it.
Anonymous No.213803869
>>213802913
first of all, use "who" when referring to people. Not "that."

Second of all, chill the fuck out. Driving is dangerous. Stop rushing around. Be careful, you fucking maniac.

You too >>213802804
Anonymous No.213803873 >>213803903
>>213803815
You wasted over a minute making that post. Your argument is invalid.
Anonymous No.213803875 >>213803902 >>213803922 >>213803928
>>213803556
It's objectively safer to drive the same speed as everyone else even if that's above the speed limit. When you drive slower than everyone else it causes more lane changes which are the most dangerous part of driving.
Anonymous No.213803876 >>213803894
>>213803849
Then be a chump and turn down the extra free shit. No skin off my back.
Anonymous No.213803877
>>213803839
>I don't need to do a damn thing
You actually do, sweetie, because I'm in front of you, legally occupying the lane and traveling at a legal speed, and if you rear end me it's YOUR fault, legally.
Anonymous No.213803887
>>213803241
I got caught speeding once, cop asked and I said I was doing 150, but then he just told me he gunned me at about 120 (kilometers)

That's actually how I found out the calibration of my car's speedometer was completely out of whack. Like if my car's speedometer was saying I was driving at exactly 50 and I was actually going at around 43. if I was going 100 it was about 90. I used to wonder why I got tailgated so much driving the speed limit in that car.
Anonymous No.213803891
>>213803388
phone maps app will tell you. I'm sure there is a speedometer app.
Anonymous No.213803894
>>213803876
Anonymous No.213803895
>>213803815
yet here you are, wasting time on 4channel
Anonymous No.213803902
>>213803875
not my problem. slow down, chud. if you're running late you should've planned ahead better. :-)
Anonymous No.213803903
>>213803873
I waste over a minute in traffic every day, too. That's the problem. Try to keep up, speedbump.
Anonymous No.213803912 >>213803985
>>213803486
suck my dick fag, not my problem if you want to speed like a fucking maniac
Anonymous No.213803922
>>213803875
Then you should slow down.
Anonymous No.213803924 >>213803952 >>213803965 >>213803997 >>213804028 >>213804032 >>213804080 >>213804259
>>213803812
Did they not teach you in driving school to go with the flow of traffic even if people are driving above the speed limit? You've definitely never driven in or around a major city if you think you wont get pulled over for going 60 in a 60 when everyone else is going 80+.
Anonymous No.213803928
>>213803875
If lane changes are so dangerous then maybe those people should drive the speed limit so they don't need to pass me. Regardless, the danger is to them, not me. Not my problem.
Anonymous No.213803937 >>213804137
>>213802578 (OP)
Right lane - speed limit
Middle lane - 10+ mph over
Left lane - Passing lane (if there is no one in the middle lane and you're still in this lane, you deserve 1000 papercuts on the head of your dick)
Anonymous No.213803951
>>213803795
This
>I gotta get to muh jooob or go to see that idiot friend of my dumb parents, therefore I'll speeeed and endanger everyone haha
Anonymous No.213803952 >>213804019
>>213803924
>if you think you wont get pulled over for going 60 in a 60 when everyone else is going 80+.
this is bullshit
Anonymous No.213803956 >>213804012
>>213803429
More like you're a pussy bootlicker
t. unemployed and go 20-30 over the limit on average
Anonymous No.213803965 >>213804019
>>213803924
Doesn't happen, you just wish it would and don't have a firm grasp of the difference between fantasy and reality.
Anonymous No.213803985
>>213803912
Calm down.
Anonymous No.213803997
>>213803924
that's only if you're merging onto a freeway. slow down, ya speed demon!
Anonymous No.213804009 >>213804191
Wtf are people even trying to do 90 miles an hour for? You know damn well you aren't going ANYWHERE important. Oh Mr. Spacely said he'd dock your foreskin another half inch if you were late again? Tough luck Chuck, quit fuckin around on the road.
Anonymous No.213804012 >>213804150 >>213804176
>>213803956
based joyrider
what tunes do you usually blast while you're driving?
Anonymous No.213804019 >>213804116
>>213803952
>>213803965
Try driving in fucking Detroit and tell me all about your perfect world where you just go the speed limit and follow the rules of traffic and everything just works out fine. The roads in that city are as dangerous as the nigs.
Anonymous No.213804028 >>213804106 >>213804132
>>213803924
>go to traffic hearing
>officer what did this man do
>well your honor i saw the suspect going 60
>what was the speed limit
>60
And once the case is laughed out of court, then the cop begins begging for leniency as I sue him for mental distress, time lost to attend this spurious hearing, etc. I dare a fucking cop to pull me over when I'm going the speed limit. I could use the free extra cash.
Anonymous No.213804032
>>213803924
you didn't go to driving school and they don't teach that.
Anonymous No.213804046 >>213804135
>>213803571
your job is really the only thing people speed to, because they're late. unless, you find it necessary to risk your life to arrive at some gay party 5 minutes sooner.
Anonymous No.213804063
>there are anons here that blindly accept antiquated speed limit laws and will play vigilante to force everyone to follow said "laws" yet screech about immigration laws or whatever other shit that barely affects them.
Amazing really.
Anonymous No.213804077
>>213803387
It's insane how terrible cagies have become the past few years, blatantly speeding through pedestrian crossings or even red lights.
Anonymous No.213804080
>>213803924
I didn't go to driving school, I went to drive ins.
Anonymous No.213804106 >>213804165
>>213804028
You have no idea how the law works. None of these are real causes of action. And even then sovereign immunity extends to municipal employees. You don't get to sue government workers for doing their jobs. You have a child's understanding of the world.
Anonymous No.213804109
>>213803174
im almost getting there but im only 30, had a old couple yell at me when i tried to drive through the parking lot and they almost t-boned me trying to get to the starbucks drive-thru. almost gave them 42 ounces of mountain dew voltage straight through their window after they called me a dumbass
Anonymous No.213804116
>>213804019
Why would I ever be in Detroit
Anonymous No.213804118
>>213803429
a highway has more than 4 lanes
Anonymous No.213804132
>>213804028
You can get a traffic ticket for more than just speeding, dumbass.
Anonymous No.213804133
>>213803393
My liege.
Anonymous No.213804135
>>213804046
People speed everywhere, they have no control. People will get behind the wheel going to fuckin Walgreens for an enema pack and cut in and out of their suburban lanes like Dale Earnhardt Jr. You just can't reason with about 60% of people.
Anonymous No.213804137
>>213803937
this is the most reasonable assessment in the thread desu. I would say middle lane is between 5-10+ mph over tho
Anonymous No.213804149
It's always a biker. OP's image is about bikers. Almost everything you hate about driving is a result of some biker. The bastards.
Anonymous No.213804150
>>213804012
Eurobeat if I'm feeling spicy and want to get home in record time.
My greatest was cutting a 50 minute commute into 20 minutes. Surprised no cop was out that night to catch me.
Anonymous No.213804165 >>213804340 >>213804399
>>213804106
Yeah it is. A cop is giving me a spurious citation. If I'm within the bounds of the law (going 60 in a 60 zone) he has no basis to cite me. I'm fucking his ass right over the bench.
Anonymous No.213804176
>>213804012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy88-5pc7c8
Anonymous No.213804191
>>213804009
Have you tried driving 90 in a 50 zone?
It's exhilarating. Especially so when you weave through the wagie rule followers that try chase you down just to flip you off for scaring them lmao.
Anonymous No.213804194 >>213804280
people should honestly ride bikes more. ironically your days feel more full, which makes life feel more memorable and longer. plus it's good to curb depression and get some exercise. you really take note of your surroundings and feel like a kid again, going on an adventure. cars are a travesty. we should just go back to trains for long travel.
Anonymous No.213804229
>>213803812
>your fantasy world
This is how real life works
Anonymous No.213804232 >>213804256
>>213803862
Double-decker bus.
Anonymous No.213804256
>>213804232
Still not enough space, the pedestrians are longer and wider.
Anonymous No.213804259
>>213803924
>b-bullshit!!!!
>d-doesnt happen!!!!
>f-fantasy!!!!
Lotta jeets on /tv/ today
Anonymous No.213804280
>>213804194
Bikes are nice but I am never ever going to ride a bike anywhere near a road. I don't know how you microplastics loving nerds do it, it's like you want to die.
Anonymous No.213804281 >>213804356
>>213802608
I go 5mph below the speed limit in the far left lane with my blinker on
Anonymous No.213804320
>>213803812
>safe speed
Kek.
The only safe speed is not being on the road. Might want to try that ya worry wart.
Anonymous No.213804323
>>213802578 (OP)
Tailgating is retarded either way. What if the car in front suddenly has to brake for a deer or something? Boom, suddenly you have to pay for the damage to two cars.
Anonymous No.213804340 >>213804421
>>213804165
>yea it is
kek shut the fuck up you retarded nigger
Anonymous No.213804350
>>213802913
This. They are blood clots on the arteries of civilization.
Anonymous No.213804356
>>213804281
That's fine. I'll pass you on the emergency lane or whatever.
I don't know why you think I wouldn't rack up more traffic infractions just because you want to cosplay as a pacecar.
Anonymous No.213804362
My piece of shit car's cruise control doesn't let me set it above 90 MPH
Anonymous No.213804387 >>213804415 >>213804422
I always tailgate. Its to let the person in front know that they are stupid and I hate them
Anonymous No.213804399
>>213804165
Don't worry, they'll get you on something else. Or at the very least, just waste your time and heavily insinuate you're doing wrong. Depends how smug you decide to act with them (like you and I both know you absolutely will be doing)
Anonymous No.213804415
>>213804387
the pro-tip is to do this but with someone elses car
Anonymous No.213804421 >>213804709 >>213806107
>>213804340
>he thinks a cop can cite you for going the speed limit and somehow face no consequences
He can (and likely will) just lie. And then it gets thrown out. But if he were to admit he gave me a ticket for complying with the law? No, that is very much actionable. He would need to make up another excuse or lie. He could never walk into a court and justify himself with "yeah i had to cite him for going the speed limit and following the law". If he does you bet your ass I am suing him for all it's worth and going to humiliate him like a fucking loser. I'm not just shutting up and paying like most do.
Anonymous No.213804422 >>213804787
>>213804387
I always drive exactly the speed limit, unless some retard like (you) is taligating me, in which case I slow down to about 3 under.
Anonymous No.213804503
People that tailgate you when you start slowing down for an upcoming red light are the biggest retards on the road. Same with people who tailgate you when someone in front of you is going too slow and there's nothing you can really do about it.
Anonymous No.213804511
>>213802578 (OP)
I can't wait until all cars drive themselves perfectly at perfect speed and there is no more traffic or car accidents. It's insane that every government isn't pushing this super hard. The have blood on their hands
Anonymous No.213804556 >>213804685
adaptive radar speed control set to the speed limit
lane keep assist on
kino on the phone
beer in the cooler
yep it's long range driving time
Anonymous No.213804610 >>213804678 >>213804948
If I'm five over the speed limit and you're tailgating me I will slow down to five below and hit cruise control until you back the fuck off. It's always the fat manlet faggots with the lifted pickup trucks and the eyerape bright led bars, I should be allowed to shoot these people.
Anonymous No.213804678 >>213804723
>>213804610
>out of nowhere has to bring up a specific kind of truck
It's okay, bro. Having a very tiny penis doesn't mean life is over.
Anonymous No.213804685 >>213804812
>>213804556
Funny how the speeding maniacs have no problem doing 25 over the speed limit but always get so triggered when you decide to drive at .01 over the BAC limit
Anonymous No.213804709 >>213804740
>>213804421
I am a fucking lawyer you mongoloid. It is not "very much actionable."

Go ahead and find me a statute, or even just a cause of action/elements

got i hate retards like you. Pleas kys.
Anonymous No.213804722
>>213802608
no
Anonymous No.213804723 >>213804780
>>213804678
I have basic pattern recognition, Cletus. Funny you project your penis issues onto me when we can all tell you're compensating for something.
Anonymous No.213804740 >>213805217 >>213805396
>>213804709
>cant spell worth a damn
>trust me im a lawyer
Did you get your degree off the back of a cereal box?
Anonymous No.213804780
>>213804723
>calling ME cletus
>he drives around where good ol boys are driving around trucks
Tell your sistermomwifecousin hi from me.
Anonymous No.213804787
>>213804422
>Be me
>Always drive the exact speed limit because I don't want a ticket
>Some guy is right up my ass in a 50 zone
>Suddenly he's far behind me when it's 80
>Is right up my ass again when it's 50 again

Or even worse

>Car overtakes me in a 60 zone
>I am then hindered by the same care in the 80 zone because now he's only doing 70
Anonymous No.213804812
>>213804685
>glass bottle
retard alert
Anonymous No.213804948 >>213805054 >>213805117
>>213804610
Exactly. With the type of logic these speeders present, the guy doing 140 in the left lane basically has his own private highway lane, because everyone is "supposed to" move over for them. Na fuck that, they don't deserve a private lane to themselves just because they are the fastest
Anonymous No.213805007 >>213805054
Why do americans pass on the right? isn't it forbidden?
Anonymous No.213805054
>>213804948
The guy doing 140 will quickly pass everyone and should then exit the passing lane.
>>213805007
Because too many people are terrified of driving so they immediately merge into the "cruising lane" where they can immediately stop paying attention to everything happening around them. This means that the right lane is often the most open lane for passing available.
Anonymous No.213805117
>>213804948
>everyone is "supposed to" move over for them
Correct. They're using the passing lane as intended. If they're trying to pass you just move over.
Anonymous No.213805213
it's not because what is written on his plinth
Anonymous No.213805217
>>213804740
Seems like you concede. I guess you aren't completely retarded.

Consider suicide thoever
Anonymous No.213805223 >>213805271
>big rig truck in the right lane
>slow down and match his speed in the left lane
kek seething cagies
Anonymous No.213805239
>>213802578 (OP)
just be safe guys. peace out. :)
Anonymous No.213805240
>>213803862
It's the bang bus
Anonymous No.213805271 >>213805309
>>213805223
>I shit my pants so other people smell it
Anonymous No.213805309
>>213805271
good idea I'll start doing that
Anonymous No.213805356
>there's a street in my town that's on a hill
>every time I go down this hill, I just coast, no gas or brakes
>always have to swerve around some idiot with his brake lights on
Oh no, too scared to just coast down a gradual slope? Absolute fucking baby-back bitches that I gotta share the road with...
Anonymous No.213805396
>>213804740
He probably got it from the university of New Delhi
Anonymous No.213805402
>nooo you cant heckin let your dog off leash
>nooo you cant heckin throw dog poop in other peoples garbage cans
redditors have the most timid opinions on everything
Anonymous No.213805408 >>213805488 >>213805691
Why are people in such a hurry? I once saw this guy do a crazy overtake, then 30 seconds later turn off at a house. Were those few seconds you risked your life for really worth it?
Anonymous No.213805480
>>213803556
>Noooo, crime is the norm so you have to do it too

blocking the passing lane is pretty much universally a crime, dumbass

thankfully police are starting to ticket you selfish retards for it
Anonymous No.213805488
>>213805408
Yes, my neighbor called and told me a nigger was fucking my wife and I didn't want to miss the show.
Anonymous No.213805584
It's comforting to know that statistically, people who drive like retards will die like retards on the road. Every day in the highway I see two things: one, some retard cutting in and out of 4 different lanes with no signal because he wants to get to IHOP 4 minutes early, and two, someone who lost control of their vehicle, flipped it, and merged their very being with the steering column.
Anonymous No.213805594
>>213803429
I used a off ramp to get ahead of a pair of jokers like this once, then forced one of them to slow down and break formation.
Felt like a God dam hero watching the other cars who were trapped behind them rush past me.
Anonymous No.213805605
I don't get what it is about people climbing into a metal box on wheels that makes them think they're entitled to bossing around how others drive around them.
If someone tailgates me, I move out of the lane at my next available opportunity.
If someone drives slower, I will try pass and get back in the right lane.
Why are you people so miserable? Why must you inflict misery on others?
Anonymous No.213805633
>>213802578 (OP)
Fuck teaching financial literacy in primary school they need to start teaching what a passing lane is as early as primary school
Anonymous No.213805636 >>213805729 >>213805737
>Day after 4th of July, cops are out in full force for some reason
>Driving through a highway that suddenly enters a rural area and goes from like 60 to 45
>Keep to myself in the right lane going five over
>See a guy get nabbed by a cop for going 55. I slow down and go the exact speed limit (feels weird man) for the next 20 minutes
>Like 3 minutes after the first guy gets nailed, an SUV quits tailgating me and swings around
>Gets pulled over within seconds
I genuinely dont understand people. Nearly everyone saw the first guy get grabbed so they knew the score. Is going 15 over really that appealing?
Anonymous No.213805646 >>213805714 >>213805880 >>213805983
>>213802578 (OP)
What is the most kino lane to drive in?
Anonymous No.213805680
>>213802895
I save that for the retards who are basically holding hands across 4-5 lines sometimes keeping everyone at the speed limit or slower
Anonymous No.213805691
>>213805408
Ditch passing is amusing, one time I was going about 10km over on a pretty busy double lane highway that was congested still from leaving town, and an f350 rig rocket with 35 inch mud tires went ripping by in the ditch at what looked like easily 150kmh plus
Anonymous No.213805714 >>213805751
>>213805646
The bicycle lane.
Anonymous No.213805723
Zipper merging will forever be my personal hell, I'm baffled how people can fuck it up so badly
Anonymous No.213805727
>>213802804
> I got places to be

You can be just as miserable at point A as you will be at point B
Anonymous No.213805729
>>213805636
In the city, seeing one guy stopped means you can go as fast as you want since you know the cop is tied up. Maybe that's less true in rural areas since I imagine there's less to do.
Anonymous No.213805737
>>213805636
>for some reason
...At some point, you can't sleep it off in one night anymore.
Anonymous No.213805751
>>213805714
at 10 over the speed limit and not slowing down
Anonymous No.213805822 >>213805896
>>213803837
it really isn't pointless cause the chances of getting past a red light is 80% higher if you overtake someone. God I really wish I could see how dumb you look. It must look like you have down syndrome.
Anonymous No.213805880 >>213805927
>>213805646
What's the left lane for, and why is it separated by so many yellow lines?
Anonymous No.213805896
>>213805822
I've driven right next to guys like you. You pass me on the first light, then I'm pulling right up beside you on the next one. You're a powerless person trying to find his cock on the road.
Anonymous No.213805915 >>213805990
not my problem
Anonymous No.213805927
>>213805880
Diamond Lane/ Carpool Lane
Anonymous No.213805983 >>213806020
>>213805646
between the carpool and divider(suicide lane)
Anonymous No.213805986 >>213806088
>sit in left lane
>77mph
>cruise control
if youโ€™re in front of me, either youโ€™re already going faster, or get out of the way
if youโ€™re behind me and want to faster, go around me
Anonymous No.213805990
>>213805915
>be me in left most lane on free way
>approach car in front who for some reason is going speed limit in left most lane
>there is no one in front of him
>he breaksโ€ฆ
>no one in front of him
>he breaks.
You will get the tailgate. You will get the passive aggressive and overtake.
Anonymous No.213806020
>>213805983
>tires get impaled by lose debris
Hehhโ€ฆ nuthin personal
Anonymous No.213806027
>>213803429
Anonymous No.213806042 >>213806110
>>213802895
based trash man
Anonymous No.213806076
Virtually all philosophers say moral relativism is bunk. But I have yet to read even one convincing argument of theirs that definitively banishes all moral relativism.
Anonymous No.213806088
>>213805986
Anonymous No.213806090
>>213802913
>Sit at a green light for 5 seconds before moving, get a ticket
you go immediately on green? do you know the kind of retards i share the road with? because apparently you're one of them
Anonymous No.213806107
>>213804421
You must be over 18 to post here
Anonymous No.213806110
>>213806042
live by the lane, die by the lane