Thread 213804525

do brooklynites really eat their pizza like this?

>>213804525 (OP)
Anywhere that has cheap slices of pizza you're gonna fold it. Pizza is basically a sandwich anyway

>>213804525 (OP)
yeah they're fuckin retahded

>>213804525 (OP)
>do brooklynites really eat their pizza like this?
not from brooklyn but i do

>>213804525 (OP)
no they're fucking geniuses

...why wouldn't you? keeps the cheese and various toppings from falling off the sides and just avoids a mess generally. does it somehow change the taste for you, you autistic fucking retard?

>>213804525 (OP)
>dry as fuck
>no sauce
>paper thin
>rock hard
New York (style) pizza is dogshit.

Squish that pizza all you need to know is to squish that pizza, and you just gently squish them. That's not comfortable for the pizza, or that safe to be honest with you. You can put a towel on the pizza and you can squish them with a towel. What you do is scoop it up, a little football carry. Butt in your and and just squish it tight to your body. Just squish it really tight to your body. You don't have to worry about hurting a pizza, now just squish them against your body. Tite we go we just made friends with this wonderful little pizza. Look at that face, look at that face. Squishing is your best friend when your dealing with a pizza. You basically just lean forward and squish them nice and tight, and again i'm just squishing them into myself. We always squish that pizza.

>>213804525 (OP)
I'm a suburban god and I walk everywhere and now I stuff food down my face while walking and it feels badass stuffing your face while stomping around

>>213804621
The joke is the toppings/sauce have evolved to be basically merged with the bread so the practice is pointless

>>213804634
Chicago deep dish is king and I love watching all the Eurotrash on /ck/ scream and shit their pants over it.

>>213804634
Sorry that it doesn't have enough purple potatoes, fig jam, and arugula on it you fucking california faggot

>>213804720
This is not pizza THOUGH, pizza is a flatbread, this is just a savory pie

I don't know if you heard, but Portland came up with their own style of hipster pizza now.
>burn the crust
>put whatever you want on it
>$30 for a small pie

>>213804569
He's eating two slices of pizza stacked on top of each other

why do people get so pissy about food

>>213804525 (OP)
this is how dirty southern italians traditionally ate pizza. pizza is a poor people's food. they didn't have cutlery

>>213804720
I've never had a pizza that looked like this. I only had a layover in Chicago once but it wasn't long enough to exit the airport. There was a pizza cart thing but when I looked it was just some PoC putting frozen pizzas in an easy bake oven.

>>213804525 (OP)
I grew up in that shithole neighborhood and NO, no one ever ate pizza like this ever, not from Lenny’s, not from anywhere. I dont even know why its in the movie.

>>213804874
It can't be worse than New Haven can it? It makes me gag just looking at it.

>>213804919
its to make up for their lack of personailty/originality, that or they just had their food preferences beaten into them by racist italian grandmas or something. being pissy over pizza is very freudian if you think about it

>>213804720
I like Chicago deep dish and Detroit style.

>>213804965
It looks like cheap school pizza, but burned

>>213804725
You can't even deny it. You have to pretend I'm some hipster fag to cope.

>>213804874
nigga, Roberta's in williamsburg pioneered doing exactly that only 20 years ago

>>213804935
And this is how they ate spaghetti. No sauce. Just coated with lard.

The whole "traditional italian cuisine" is a larp created in post-war Italy.

>>213804525 (OP)
>hey, let's watch a silly disco dance movie fun for the whole family!
>near the end, suddenly toss in a graphic gangbang scene where they rape the girl in their group while she screams and cries in the back seat of the car while the main character drives along stoicly

>>213804978
>>213805009
>>213804720
Put it inside me

>>213804965
st louis style is far worse
>why use crust when you can use an unleavened cracker lol
>why use mozzarella when you can use some kinda processed frankencheese made out of, idk, swiss provolone cheddar and liquid smoke
>better make sure that tomato sauce is extra sweet. fuck it just use ketchup

>>213805024
I cn see now why people say Italians aren't white.

>>213804525 (OP)
Folding pizza is such waste. For one youre eating it at 2x speed. The dough acts as a sandwich and you mostly taste the dough instead of the toppings. Eating it regularly takes more bites, which means more enjoyment and it tastes better to boot

>>213805049
all of john travolta's movies are rapey
>tell me more tell me more, did she put up a fight
>bring out the gimp
i never watched Hairspray Featuring Nikki Blonsky From Hairspray but I assume someone gets raped in that as well considering it's a remake of a john waters movie

>>213805114
>Folding pizza is such waste. For one youre eating it at 2x speed. The dough acts as a sandwich and you mostly taste the dough instead of the toppings. Eating it regularly takes more bites, which means more enjoyment and it tastes better to boot
why yes, i do take apart my sandwich and eat every slice of tomato and lettuce by itself, how could you tell??

>>213805165
Its open faced you troglodyte

>>213804720
look at the tasteful THICCness of it

We do things differently in Pennsylvania

>>213805353
kek

>>213805353
that does not look appealing, and ive eaten pizza crusts out of the trash can

>>213804720
troon 'za

>>213804525 (OP)
>do brooklynites really eat their pizza like this?

This is how you eat a 'za

>>213805635
>has his fisting gloves in his pocket at all times

>>213804965
this is what the shitty cheap pizzas look like in chicago, as >>213804995 said you either are served it in the terrible school lunches or bought a low price frozen one from the grocery store

>>213804978
this is what an average pizza place's looks like; often get it for school functions so that it's easier to divide amongst people

>>213804720
you have to go to a dedicated restaurant for this; most people can go their whole lives in the city without encountering it, because you have to seek it out

>>213805353
yellow cheese is gross

>>213805946
what about penis cheese?

>>213804969
i dunno about that i just dont give a fuck what other people eat

>>213805473
Nah. That's this gay shit.

>>213804525 (OP)
I ate buffalo chicken pizza this weekend.
It was good.
Thank you.

Kino pizza coming in

>>213804965
I recently had new haven pizza for the first time (sally’s) and it was really good.
>>213805061
I grew up eating Imo's whenever we'd visit family in St. Louis and I personally love it but I can see why it's not for everyone.

>>213806025
Italian pizza is the fucking worst. Exists only to make a certain type of middle class retards feel a sense of achievement for consuming it
>zhat will be €10
The same lot also likes tennis with a passion

>>213806084
Bro you're eating coal

>>213804569
>>213804525 (OP)
New York style pizza is the most overrated pizza in the world

>>213806084
>family in St. Louis
post hand

>>213804720
This is just as bad as New York style. Just normal crust pizza you get at dominos mogs both

For me? It’s Brazilian style

>>213805114
Correct

>>213806242
can this be considered a hate crime?

>>213806242
>one whole green olive on every slice

>>213806271
Unpitted

For me it's Turkish style

>>213806229
No, that goes to pizza from Italy.

>>213804978
>Square pizza
Kill yourself for real and not in minecraft

>>213804634
Sounds like you haven't had new york style then. New York style is not dry at all, has a decent amount of sauce, and is firm enough to be held in the air with one hand while pliable enough to contort.

Sorry it's not doughy and slopped with pizza sauce to your liking.

>>213806242
Why is everyone outside of the US a complete fucking retard with their pizzas?

>>213806361
I actually like the sauce on the lighter side, otherwise it gets goopy and falls in the cup of ranch and the tomato sauce and the ranch must be kept separate up until right before it goes in my mouth

>>213806402
I don’t know. It doesn’t make sense.

>>213805635
>the file name
Lol imagine if there was a type of pizza called faggot pizza that you had to eat that way

>>213806402
sw*des are a blight upon the earth

>>213806228
that's just how they make it there. the sauce was exceptional.
>>213806236
I'm white as false teeth.

I recently learned Pittsburgh style is a thing. The mozzarella shreds are added after the pizza is cooked.

>>213806228
pleb

>>213807741
The heat from the sauce cooks the cheese

>>213804720
Looks awful. If I wanted tomato soup I would've just ordered that instead.
>>213804978
Detroit style is streets ahead of that crap deep dish

>>213807855
Oh, you're retarded. Don't even reply back. I'm closing this thread and winning the argument.

>>213807941
>t. tomato soup lover

>>213807855
Oh yeah I eat soup with a fork all the time.

time for you gays to learn what the best pizza is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrU6RESSFZA

>>213805052
believe me brother I wish I could, nothing would make me harder

>>213808006
>has never eaten soup with a fork
NGMI

>>213804525 (OP)
No from there either, but I do the same thing, I don't want the cheese slapping the under part of my chin when I take a bite.

>>213806402
dunno japs really fuck their pizza up too, same with bongs, and icelandics.

>>213805353
You need to be taken out back in pennysylvania.

>>213804525 (OP)
No, that's how the people in Manhattan do it

>>213804525 (OP)
I used to joke that the final evolution of "authentic I-talian pizza" was just a cold piece of flatbread with an unsliced tomato on it. THE MAD BASTARDS GONE AND DID IT

>>213806242
>>213806262
I brought charges against Brazil for a crime against humanity but the judge tossed out the case declaring they're not human

Nostalgic local pizza commercial

https://youtu.be/PY7KeW5nndY?si=oJFXECfOTbyEgCq5

>>213805052
Ok bby.