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Anonymous No.213807308 >>213807448 >>213807507 >>213808100 >>213808304 >>213808394 >>213808578 >>213810195 >>213811053 >>213812037 >>213812748 >>213814634 >>213814802 >>213815088 >>213815101 >>213815235 >>213820941 >>213821451 >>213821541
>be Lea Seydoux
>favorite movie is Look Who's Talking
how can one woman be so based?
Anonymous No.213807365
>Hello mom, baby here
kek
Anonymous No.213807448 >>213814488
>>213807308 (OP)
Criterion's selection really fell off. As if Armageddon wasn't enough.
Anonymous No.213807507 >>213807660
>>213807308 (OP)
she should have my babies. i don't care if she is 40 and they would probably have down syndrome
Anonymous No.213807536
Anonymous No.213807612 >>213808112 >>213808125 >>213815106 >>213815200
what the fuck is wrong with her face? it looks like she had a bad reaction to shellfish or someone inflated it with a bicycle pump
this board has the absolute worst fucking taste in women I swear to God
Anonymous No.213807643 >>213807678
she had a baby like last year
Anonymous No.213807660 >>213807842 >>213812083
>>213807507
She already has one
Anonymous No.213807678
>>213807643
>Seydoux has two sons, born in January 2017 and December 2024
Huh, didn't know she had another.
Anonymous No.213807809 >>213810056 >>213814906 >>213817825 >>213821385
is The Beast actually good?
Anonymous No.213807842
>>213807660
now post Adele's
Anonymous No.213808070 >>213814336
Her best movie was her first one
Anonymous No.213808100 >>213808207
>>213807308 (OP)
Isn't "based" supposed to be a positive thing? Look Who's Talking is a lame family comedy.
Anonymous No.213808112
>>213807612
She needs to be depressed to look good. Happiness doesn't suit her
Anonymous No.213808125
>>213807612
lol, what? Who are you looking at? I don't see any inflated bloated faces. Your projection has gone VISUAL now?
Anonymous No.213808207
>>213808100
the first one is a romantic comedy. the third one was a lame family comedy
Anonymous No.213808224
Anonymous No.213808270
sex
Anonymous No.213808304
>>213807308 (OP)
ici bebe
Anonymous No.213808394
>>213807308 (OP)
me as le bebe
Anonymous No.213808451 >>213808553 >>213808667 >>213808812 >>213810032
Did Tarantino put her in Inglorious Bastards just because how hot she was or something? I forget if she had any lines
Anonymous No.213808553 >>213808822 >>213809304 >>213814613
>>213808451
She was little known at the time even in France, and completely unknown outside of France, so I imagine he just cast an attractive young French actress while shooting there. She just has that kino look that any director or cinematographer is going to like putting on camera

Tarantino has a good eye for spotting up and coming actors in general. Just look at the Manson family in OUATIH, there's like five people who've gone on to be notable actors since.
Anonymous No.213808578
>>213807308 (OP)
>Look Who's Talking
The opening with the talking sperm makes me nauseated.
The rest is good though.
Anonymous No.213808667
>>213808451
Every time Tarantino shoots a movie, agents send him binders full of young women, because they know a walk on role in a Tarantino movie can make their careeer.
Anonymous No.213808812
>>213808451
does she like to dominate men or something
Anonymous No.213808822
>>213808553
I would let her give me milk.
Anonymous No.213809304 >>213812859
>>213808553
>Tarantino has a good eye for spotting up and coming actors in general.
There's a correlation in that "appeared in Tarantino movie" tends to be a fine boost to actors for casting, giving them more of a chance to break out. Mikey Madison's path to an Oscar for instance was a straight line from OUATIH. She appeared in that, got cast as the villain in Scream 5 off the back of it, and Sean Baker saw her in Scream 5 and thought she was perfect for Anora, which he was writing at the time, and sought her out to cast her specifically.
Anonymous No.213809754 >>213809833
She has really nice tits and I would like to suck on them.
Anonymous No.213809833 >>213809857
>>213809754
Don't be crass, you might make her cry.
Anonymous No.213809857
>>213809833
She's French. They don't get any more crass.
Anonymous No.213810032
>>213808451
>you live in a world where you will never be lovingly pegged by Lea Seydoux

Why even live? What's the point
Anonymous No.213810056
>>213807809
Yes, it was actually very good
Anonymous No.213810162 >>213810182
Anonymous No.213810182
>>213810162
It should have been me.
Anonymous No.213810195
>>213807308 (OP)
Why do people have any expectation that actors would have good taste in movies?
Anonymous No.213811053 >>213811916 >>213817139 >>213818472
>>213807308 (OP)
>My grandfather Jérôme has never felt the slightest interest in my career. [My family] have never lifted a finger to help me. Nor have I asked for anything, ever

and yet...
>The Seydoux family is widely known in France and influential in the movie industry. Her grandfather, Jérôme Seydoux, is the chairman of Pathé; her granduncle, Nicolas Seydoux, is the chairman of Gaumont Film Company her other granduncle, Michel Seydoux, also a cinema producer, is the chairman of the Lille-based football club Lille OSC; and her father is the founder and CEO of the French wireless company Parrot

But sure, they did not help her at all. She did all by herself.
Anonymous No.213811916
>>213811053
Yes, you have a problem with that?
Anonymous No.213812037 >>213812053 >>213812074 >>213815764
>>213807308 (OP)
Blue is the Warmest Color had to be a humiliation ritual. To this day I have no idea how the fuck the director got away with making a lesbian porno where one of them gets cucked by a man and then showed it in theaters.
Anonymous No.213812053
>>213812037
Its a french thing
Anonymous No.213812059
Anonymous No.213812074 >>213812662
>>213812037
Even at the time people were talking about how muslim director is making use of white french girls for his own perversion
imagine the blowout today
Anonymous No.213812083
>>213807660
Nothing like the ol’ dominant male lion house cleaning to get her juices flowing.
Anonymous No.213812662
>>213812074
He would be assassinated by Mossad and then France would nuke Tel Aviv.
Anonymous No.213812748
>>213807308 (OP)
>favorite movie is Look Who's Talking
That means she doesn't watch movies and she likes babies. Seems normal.
Anonymous No.213812784 >>213812809
fuck this french bitch
Anonymous No.213812809
>>213812784
Don't mind if I do
Anonymous No.213812855 >>213817867 >>213819938 >>213822503
The difference in career trajectories for her and Adele Exa...lollapalooza after Blue is the Warmest Color is staggering
Anonymous No.213812859 >>213812935
>>213809304
I think word about Mikey Madison was already out at that point. She was main cast in a tv show called Better Things which a lot of people in Hollywood probably watched. Not an obscure show or a small part.
Anonymous No.213812935
>>213812859
No but still just a TV sitcom, not necessarily something that would get her cast as the lead in movies, Anora was a tough role for an actor to nail and Baker cast it well.
Anonymous No.213814336 >>213814731
>>213808070
Is she wearing a.cape?
Anonymous No.213814488 >>213818815
>>213807448
That isn't criterion you fucking retarded capeshitter
Anonymous No.213814613
>>213808553
crazy hot eyes
Anonymous No.213814634 >>213814707
>>213807308 (OP)
She was kino in Death Stranding
Anonymous No.213814707
>>213814634
Will pragmata topple lea in the game awards?
Anonymous No.213814731
>>213814336
she can wear anything she wants!
Anonymous No.213814780 >>213814898
is her name pronounced like Leia from Star Wars or Leea?
Anonymous No.213814802 >>213814828
>>213807308 (OP)
Goddammit that smile made Lea Seydoux look like a bautiful version of my ugly Chinese colleague.
Anonymous No.213814828
>>213814802
i love her smile
Anonymous No.213814898
>>213814780
the later
Anonymous No.213814906
>>213807809
yeah pretty cool little scifi flick
Anonymous No.213814947 >>213815031
is it say-doo sea-doo
Anonymous No.213815031
>>213814947
the former but you don't pronounce the y and the a sounds like the e of "general"
Anonymous No.213815088
>>213807308 (OP)
>attractive woman does something
betas be like
>wow, she's so based
Anonymous No.213815090
The trailer to the movie the second act with each character claiming the movie is about them was hilarious.
Anonymous No.213815101
>>213807308 (OP)
>yet another criterion thread
get some new material
Anonymous No.213815106
>>213807612
Imagine being so braindamaged from only seeing bucc'd and ozempic faces you think she has a fat face.
Anonymous No.213815127 >>213815185 >>213819186
beautiful woman
Anonymous No.213815185
>>213815127
why did it take 10 years for someone to make a commentary on the gentleman and why did it have to be a french guy? why are americans so afraid of the modern age?
Anonymous No.213815200
>>213807612
>what the fuck is wrong with her face?
Nothing, you're just gay.
Anonymous No.213815235 >>213815462
>>213807308 (OP)
She looks so much like a woman I know (and have a crush on) IRL that I thought it was her in the photo for a while. It's uncanny.
Anonymous No.213815462 >>213816942
>>213815235
are you gonna mastrubate now?
Anonymous No.213815764
>>213812037
Isn't there a webm of an Interview where he said he had don't nothing wrong and there is a tear running down Leah's cheek? At least one of the actresses needed therapy after. I think they movie was a huge step towards intimacy coaches
Anonymous No.213816942 >>213819239
>>213815462
No, because I love her and I can't wank to women I love
Anonymous No.213816982 >>213816998 >>213817095 >>213817119 >>213818412 >>213818549
She had sex with Kojima
Anonymous No.213816998
>>213816982
source?
Anonymous No.213817095
>>213816982
lucky bastard
Anonymous No.213817119
>>213816982
Kojima is an autist that uses the blank check from Sony to pay big time Hollywood actors he likes a big bag of money to come and say his silly dialogue in mocap suits. Don't be ridiculous.
Anonymous No.213817139
>>213811053
She is French film royalty.
Anonymous No.213817209 >>213817239 >>213817439
Isn't she hated in France for racist comments or something like that not to mention that she is a nepobabys?
Anonymous No.213817239
>>213817209
No, she's one of the biggest stars in France.
Anonymous No.213817439 >>213819641 >>213819886
>>213817209
People who make racist comments are secretely loved in France.
Remember Brigitte Bardot?
Anonymous No.213817825
>>213807809
lol no
Anonymous No.213817867 >>213817896
>>213812855
Adele cant speak english, that's 90% of it
She has a solid career in France
Anonymous No.213817896
>>213817867
That's only funnier because Lea has continued to have a bigtime career in France while also doing Hollywood films.
Anonymous No.213818412
>>213816982
based I also want sex with kojima
Anonymous No.213818472
>>213811053
She's actually kino so nepotism good in this case
Anonymous No.213818549
>>213816982
Qrd
Anonymous No.213818815
>>213814488
Do you undestand what "humor" is, you dumb nigger?
Anonymous No.213818842
Nepo baby and softcore. whore
Anonymous No.213819186
>>213815127
I'll be honest. I have no clue what the fuck the beast was supposed to mean? Is there any interpretation or anything about it?
Anonymous No.213819239
>>213816942
Based retooner. Stop the GOON
Anonymous No.213819641 >>213819734 >>213820576
>>213817439
Her and Alain Delon both lmao. Lot of jokes about French being cucks but they're just based in a way no other white people are capable of. There is no non-French Dominique Venner
Anonymous No.213819697
Anonymous No.213819734 >>213819820
>>213819641
Any other French actors who have made racist comments or something like that? Jean-Luc Goodar comes to mind, but he was a director.
Anonymous No.213819820 >>213820207
>>213819734
>FROM AI:
French actors who have been associated with racism include:
Brigitte Bardot: She has made racial insults in her writings, especially when criticizing immigration and Islam in France. She has been fined multiple times for inciting racial hatred. In a 2019 letter, she referred to residents of Réunion island as "degenerate savages" and "a degenerate population still soaked in barbarous ancestral traditions".
Samy Naceri: In 2006, he was sentenced to six months in jail for racially abusing a Black police officer. He later expressed shame, stating that alcohol and drugs were to blame. Despite this, he has also spoken out against racism in France.
Omar Sy: He faced backlash and accusations of racism after comments comparing attitudes toward the war in Ukraine with those toward conflicts elsewhere. He asserts that the criticism he received is an example of racism.
Gérard Depardieu: He sparked a racism controversy when cast as the mixed-race author Alexandre Dumas in the film L'Autre Dumas. Critics were upset that Depardieu, who is fair-skinned, had to darken his skin to play the role, given Dumas' heritage as the grandson of a Haitian slave.
Anonymous No.213819886 >>213819926
>>213817439
>In her 1999 book Le Carré de Pluton (Pluto's Square), Bardot criticizes the procedure used in the ritual slaughter of sheep during the Muslim festival of Eid al-Adha. Additionally, in a section in the book entitled "Open Letter to My Lost France," she writes that "my country, France, my homeland, my land is again invaded by an overpopulation of foreigners, especially Muslims." For this comment, a French court fined her 30,000 francs (about 4,200 US dollars in 2000[34]) in June 2000. She had been fined in 1997 for the original publication of this open letter in Le Figaro and again in 1998 for making similar remarks.[108][109][110]
Anonymous No.213819926 >>213819954
>>213819886
>In her 2003 book, Un cri dans le silence (A Scream in the Silence), she contrasted her close gay friends with homosexuals who "jiggle their bottoms, put their little fingers in the air and with their little castrato voices moan about what those ghastly heteros put them through," and said some contemporary homosexuals behave like "fairground freaks."[111] In her own defence, Bardot wrote in a letter to a French gay magazine: "Apart from my husband—who maybe will cross over one day as well—I am entirely surrounded by homos. For years, they have been my support, my friends, my adopted children, my confidants."[112][113]
Anonymous No.213819938
>>213812855
>Lea
>Married with two white blonde sons
>The most prominent French actress in the US
>Two time Bond girl, the first to date
>Continues to be a star in France winning Cesar awards and whatnot
>Stars in two high profile video games from Kojima
>Prominent model in France for various fashion brands

>Adele
>Single with a black son
>Nonexistent in the US
>Mediocre career in France
Anonymous No.213819954 >>213819976 >>213820058
>>213819926
>In her book, she criticised racial mixing, immigration, the role of women in politics and Islam. The book also contained a section attacking what she called the mixing of genes, and praised previous generations which, she said, had given their lives to push out invaders.[114] On 10 June 2004, Bardot was convicted for a fourth time by a French court for inciting racial hatred and fined €5,000.[115] Bardot denied the racial hatred charge and apologized in court, saying: "I never knowingly wanted to hurt anybody. It is not in my character."[116] In 2008, Bardot was convicted of inciting racial/religious hatred in regard to a letter she wrote, a copy of which she sent to Nicolas Sarkozy when he was Interior Minister of France. The letter stated her objections to Muslims in France ritually slaughtering sheep by slitting their throats without anesthetizing them first. She also said, in reference to Muslims, that she was "fed up with being under the thumb of this population which is destroying us, destroying our country and imposing its habits." The trial concluded on 3 June 2008, with a conviction and fine of €15,000.[117] The prosecutor stated she was weary of charging Bardot with offences related to racial hatred.[113]
Anonymous No.213819976 >>213819997 >>213820013 >>213820058
>>213819954
>In 2014, Bardot wrote an open letter demanding the ban in France of Jewish ritual slaughter shechita. In response, the European Jewish Congress released a statement saying "Bardot has once again shown her clear insensitivity for minority groups with the substance and style of her letter...She may well be concerned for the welfare of animals but her longstanding support for the far-right and for discrimination against minorities in France shows a constant disdain for human rights instead."[120]
Anonymous No.213819997
>>213819976
>In January 2018, Bardot called all the actresses claiming to have been victims of sexual harassments "hypocrites" and "ridiculous" in an interview with Paris Match : “Many actresses flirt with producers to get a role. Then when they tell the story afterwards, they say they have been harassed … in actual fact, rather than benefit them, it only harms them.” [123]
Anonymous No.213820013 >>213820058
>>213819976
>On 19 March 2019, Bardot issued an open letter to Réunion prefect Amaury de Saint-Quentin [fr] in which she accused inhabitants of the Indian Ocean island of animal cruelty and referred to them as "autochthones who have kept the genes of savages". In her letter relating to animal abuse and sent through her foundation, she mentioned the "beheadings of goats and billy goats" during festivals, and associated these practices with "reminiscences of cannibalism from past centuries". The public prosecutor filed a lawsuit the following day.[124]

>Bardot has been convicted of inciting racial hatred multiple times, having received six separate fines for the offense as of November 2021.[7]
Anonymous No.213820058
>>213820013
>>213819976
>>213819954
That bullshit about killing animals in the name of any religion sounds like crap and I agree with Bardot.
Anonymous No.213820207
>>213819820
Sam naceri

I had to look this name up on the internet because it didn't ring a bell, and I'm discovering that he's the protagonist of the Taxi movies.
Anonymous No.213820576
>>213819641
>There is no non-French Dominique Venner
Yukio Mishima
Anonymous No.213820902
Fragile… but not that fragile
Anonymous No.213820941
>>213807308 (OP)
>Allo Mama Ici Bebe
kek
Anonymous No.213821385
>>213807809
movie of that year for me
Anonymous No.213821451
>>213807308 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_grxnjukBxI
kino
Anonymous No.213821493 >>213822042
she's perfect
Anonymous No.213821541 >>213822065 >>213822351 >>213822436
>>213807308 (OP)
"heeey mama there's a baby heerrreee"
Lovely language
Anonymous No.213822042
>>213821493
She looks fucking fuckable here
Anonymous No.213822065
>>213821541
i read this in watto's voice
Anonymous No.213822351
>>213821541
The French language is beautiful, actually
Anonymous No.213822436
>>213821541
>hello mama, baby here
Anonymous No.213822503
>>213812855
She got blacked. Turns out nobody wants you back.