Thread 213817279

For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

>>213817279 (OP)
Been here for years dude, with less hard facts

>>213817279 (OP)
>For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

>>213817279 (OP)
>>213817343
Friendly reminder that the village was located in Xinjiang province which means Chun-Li is a Uyghur which explains her western features.

>>213818326
>Uyghur
Yoghurts are mudslime animals, Chun was definitely not a mudslime hasan-abdul

What a great line. Raul Julia brought that movie far more class than it deserved.

>>213817343
How short is that dude?

>Why do they still call me a warlord, and mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier! Not for power, not for evil, but for good.
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>>213817279 (OP)
Based
>After a long successful career as a super villain and having generated many anime revenge protagonists
>They expect him to remember them all

>>213817279 (OP)
>For you, the day Bison broke your hymen was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

>>213818621
You can see in her face that she got all wet in the end

>>213818326
>has an inland farm valley/taiwan/southern hills fat ass and thighs

>>213817343
ok i rape her tomorrow

>>213818670
but today is tuesday

>>213818670
dhak dhak dhak dhak

>dude I'm like totally not evil
>but also here's my self-portrait as pogo the clown

>>213818798
Fucking based
>Has a villain goon cave with its own bar and portraits
Bison slays heroine pussy often

>>213817343
What's up with her shoulder blades?

>>213818545
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=what+is+drew+carey%27s+height

>>213817279 (OP)
What exactly is the justification for the good guys invading Shadaloo in this film? The UN just seem to be acting out of naked idealistic aggression because he’s…mean?

Bison was unironically acting in self defense here

>>213818657
Southern Girls have short limbs.

>>213819249
strong thicc limbs that can be short or long and chun li is short

>>213819292
Chun-Li is short but her limbs are long like this Uyghur girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u339PMB-1Q8

Southern Girls have short limbs and looks like Laowhy86's wife. The only contenders for Uyghurs are women from Heilongjiang because they have Russian genetics.

>>213819407
chunners wheres mainland clothes and hair, not anything similar to people from the steppe

>>213819097
Who?

>>213819407
Eh yo, check this out. Them chink girls from the north have limbs like this:
>dee deedee, dee deedee
While chink girls from the south have limbs like this:
> doo doo, doodoo doodoo doodoo doo doo
Knowmsayin’?

>>213819785
or its just moon lee/sibelle hu
who are both south chinese from taiwan
and both stocky with chubbier face thicc thighs/fat ass (for an asian in the 1980s)
and they both star in hong kong movies with japanese actresses
and that movie where Moon lee has her look copied from to make chun li where she literally wears her hair in buns with airy bangs and a qipao

Is the line based of something? Can't believe a line that hard came from Street Fighter of all things.

YES! YES!

OF COURSE

>>213817279 (OP)
I've never seen this. What am I in for?

>>213822706
A good time. Enjoy the cheese.

Fun fact: Bison's actor didn't give a hoot about Street Fighter, but his grandkids were mad about it so he took the job and gave his all.

>>213817279 (OP)
They should have kept his name Balrog and the other guy's name "Mike Bison."

>>213819961
>Can't believe a line that hard came from Street Fighter of all things.
You don't believe it because you are a nigger, a pavement ape who thinks a movie is written by itself using its brand name rather than writers and script doctors well-versed in having to use little dialogue to cause strong impact.
Especially the guy who wrote Street Fighter who is one of the best in the genre, although the movie was originally a G.I. Joe project and Bison was practically a re-envisioned Cobra Commander.

>>213822777
>Fun fact: Bison's actor didn't give a hoot about Street Fighter, but his grandkids were mad about it so he took the job and gave his all.

With those numerals and good-natured gamer enthusiasm, I'm sold.

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>>213822812
I think they should finally start calling him Vega from now on.

>>213822841
Oh snap, was Gomez a jew?

>>213819062
of all the failures of the gay test I've ever seen...