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>The greatest films of all time are:
>Ghostbusters
>Back to the Future
>Robocop
>Raiders of the Lost Ark
>Gremlins
what do you call this taste in film?
Anonymous No.213817983 >>213818046 >>213820317
Let's listen to the man who made Space Cop
Anonymous No.213817986
>>213817970 (OP)
pop. he likes movie equivalent of pop music.
Anonymous No.213817997
>>213817970 (OP)
Xoomer-core
Anonymous No.213818002
>>213817970 (OP)
Robocop is one of the best though
Anonymous No.213818007 >>213818024 >>213818752
>>213817970 (OP)
He said a few times his favorite movie is Glory, OP.
Anonymous No.213818024 >>213818752 >>213828636
>>213818007
>glory
lmao
Anonymous No.213818042 >>213818714
>>213817970 (OP)
genx/soiennial nostalgiafag
Anonymous No.213818046
>>213817983
>using AI on a photoshopped pic
Anonymous No.213818065
>>213817970 (OP)
>what do you call this taste in film?
Based
Anonymous No.213818088 >>213819328 >>213819837
it feels like what someone would say on On Cinema as a bit
Anonymous No.213818250 >>213818714 >>213822454
>>213817970 (OP)
>what do you call this taste in film?
xennial
Anonymous No.213818278
>>213817970 (OP)
am I supposed to pretend these movies are bad because he made you cry about star wars or something?
Anonymous No.213818380 >>213818787 >>213819178
>>213817970 (OP)
Say what you will about his goofy stupidity and remarks but jay is by far the dumber and lazier one. His pseud analysis is so fucking bad
Anonymous No.213818714 >>213818767 >>213818795 >>213818876
>>213818042
>>213818250
>ennial
All of these are pure Gen X
Anonymous No.213818725 >>213818775
>>213817970 (OP)
>>Robocop
only good film on this list.
Anonymous No.213818752
>>213818007
>>213818024
Mike really is some sentient form of Gen X come to life isn't he.
Anonymous No.213818764
>>213817970 (OP)
Gex X manchild.
Anonymous No.213818767 >>213818772 >>213820549
>>213818714
No. Stop being wrong.
Anonymous No.213818772
>>213818767
They are
Anonymous No.213818775
>>213818725
dude gore!
Anonymous No.213818787
>>213818380
They both have terribly shallow taste and are awful at film analysis. Their draw has always been their charm and comedy. The sitcom framework was not chosen at random.
Anonymous No.213818795 >>213818830
>>213818714
They were made by boomers and enjoyed by each and every subsequent generation.
Anonymous No.213818830
>>213818795
If they were more x gen they would launch punches from their eyes
Anonymous No.213818876
>>213818714
"Taste"
Anonymous No.213819178
>>213818380
Jay definitely smarter than Mike in since at least 2018 due to Mike's rapidly advancing lifestyle-related cognitive impairment.
Anonymous No.213819328
>>213818088
I think Gregg would say he prefers Ghostbusters 2 and Robocop 3
Anonymous No.213819398 >>213819449 >>213819527 >>213821887 >>213823901
my favorite movies
>freddy got fingered
>biodome
>blazing saddles
>zoolander
>a man for all seasons
>prince of egypt
Anonymous No.213819449
>>213819398
insane
Anonymous No.213819468 >>213819570
>what do you call this taste in film?

An overly nostalgic child of the 80s?
Likely a man-child with peter-pan syndrome.
Kind of understandable considering how shitty the world turned out since then. Some can't deal with the shitty world so they revert back to the good memories of childhood, the only good time in their life.
Anonymous No.213819527
>>213819398
When you take contrarianism a little too far.
Anonymous No.213819537 >>213819565
>>213817970 (OP)
pleb taste, he's not wrong

on that note, I would add Aliens, Conan the Barbarian, Die Hard, and The Terminator
Anonymous No.213819561 >>213820305 >>213823711
>>213817970 (OP)
>what do you call this taste in film?
Disney affiliated.
Anonymous No.213819565
>>213819537
Did you spaced out

Tell me anon where is the plot hole

Is like a plot hound
Anonymous No.213819570 >>213819780
>>213819468
this is why i don't hate gen-xers
it's one thing to stay trapped in the past when the world is becoming better and you're just stubbornl refusing to change
but everything they were promised refused to materialize, and they woke up in hell instead
so yeah, maybe they can't just go to the gym and get in shape
maybe they can't start families and pay their taxes
maybe watching ghostbusters and eating wendy's is the best they can do
Anonymous No.213819580
>>213817970 (OP)
I'm calling BASED
Anonymous No.213819584
>>213817970 (OP)
It's the taste you would expect from an indian man in his 50s, not from someone who has dedicated his life to films and film making
Anonymous No.213819685 >>213820597
>>213817970 (OP)
They're good movies, but safe and generic as choices
Anonymous No.213819711
>oh wow, you're a professional film critic? what's your favorite films?
>whatever's on the very first shelf after you walk into blockbusters in 1990
Anonymous No.213819780 >>213824323
>>213819570
Gen Xers had every opportunity. They reached adulthood in the 90s which was the final, and maybe the best, of the good decades.
Anonymous No.213819813
>>213817970 (OP)
He never said that.
Anonymous No.213819837 >>213822287
>>213818088
Why would there be a bit on On Cinema? It's a review show.
Anonymous No.213819924
>>213817970 (OP)
>Robocop
>Conan the Barbarian
>Come and See
>The Great Silence
>IZO
Anonymous No.213819978
>>213817970 (OP)
Sodabrain
Anonymous No.213820082
>>213817970 (OP)
>what do you call this taste in film?
based schlock slurper
Anonymous No.213820305
>>213819561
Snyderjeet spotted.
Anonymous No.213820317 >>213820379
>>213817983
Let's listen to a bug person who should be sewing my adidas instead of shitposting for 50 cents an hour.
Anonymous No.213820360 >>213820517
>>213817970 (OP)
Reddit
Anonymous No.213820377
Being correct.
Anonymous No.213820379 >>213821174
>>213820317
Still better than Space Cop
Anonymous No.213820450 >>213820510
>>213817970 (OP)
>what do you call this taste in film?
Wisconsin rube
Anonymous No.213820451
>>213817970 (OP)
AVGN also put Gremlins on his top 10 list. At a certain point you should have to grow up. That's a fucking kid's movie.
Anonymous No.213820510
>>213820450
leave Tomlinson out of this
Anonymous No.213820517
>>213820360
give me a non-reddit top 10
>inb4 no one does
Anonymous No.213820527 >>213820578 >>213821442
Anonymous No.213820535
>>213817970 (OP)
Anonymous No.213820549 >>213827668
>>213818767
they're all from the early to mid 80. millennials had barely even been born yet.
Anonymous No.213820550
American Consumerist with arrested development.
Anonymous No.213820578 >>213821123
>>213820527
Is that Lauren.
Anonymous No.213820597
>>213819685
Not hipster enough for you?
Anonymous No.213820680
>>213817970 (OP)
No Goonies? No Karate Kid? I'm surprised.

His best years are far behind him.
Anonymous No.213821123
>>213820578
Anonymous No.213821174 >>213821254
>>213820379
What's better than Space Cop? Are you having trouble with the language?
Anonymous No.213821211
>>213817970 (OP)
Blockbuster core
Anonymous No.213821254
>>213821174
Yo momma
Anonymous No.213821290 >>213821307
>>213817970 (OP)
>what do you call this taste in film?
"muh childhood" american basedlennial, their entire generation is like this
Anonymous No.213821307 >>213821336
>>213821290
He's a Gen-xer
Anonymous No.213821336 >>213821370
>>213821307
w/e, they're all part of the same consoomer-brained throng
Anonymous No.213821370
>>213821336
Sure thing, and you're a millennial. Stop barking the pre-programmed words to try to get validation.
Anonymous No.213821442
>>213820527
very rare
Anonymous No.213821485
>>213817970 (OP)
>what do you call this taste in film?
Anonymous No.213821887
>>213819398
>freddy got fingered
>a man for all seasons
>prince of egypt
These are deserving.
>biodome
>blazing saddles
>zoolander
These are garbage, overrated, and unfunny.
Anonymous No.213821904
Basic bitch taste, holy fuck.
Anonymous No.213821995 >>213822486 >>213822640
What are the 90s kid film equivalents to these?

Jurassic Park and...?
Anonymous No.213822287 >>213823545
>>213819837
it should be one but tantrum tim always forces the audience to endure his terrible music or pseudo medicine
Anonymous No.213822323
>>213817970 (OP)
>what do you call this taste in film?
born in the late 70s
Anonymous No.213822454
>>213818250
>xennial
Just a placeholder for the inevitable streach of genx from 1965-1980 to 1965-1983/85

People who were adults or young adults in 2000 and old enough to understand 9/11 and the very youngest of the generation be of fighting age for the war in iraq in 2003.
Anonymous No.213822486
>>213821995
Terminator 2 counts. But yeah they kind of stop at Jurassic Park.

Space Jam, Twister, Independence Day, Judge Dredd, Cutthroat Island, and Batman Forever just didn't have the cultural staying power as the 80s stuff.
Anonymous No.213822640
>>213821995
>Total Recall
>Jurassic Park
>Lion King
>Jumanji
>Men in Black
>Starship Troopers
Anonymous No.213822761
Pretty woman is a great movie.
Anonymous No.213822771
>>213817970 (OP)
this can't be real
Anonymous No.213822782
>>213817970 (OP)
These are all good films and fine choices. Not my personal choice but nothing wrong with it either
Anonymous No.213822814
>>213817970 (OP)
Unpretentious
Anonymous No.213823545
>>213822287
If you don't like Tim's show you can just turn it off.
Anonymous No.213823578
>>213817970 (OP)
>what do you call this taste in film?
Amerimutt in both appearance and taste.
Anonymous No.213823656
>>213817970 (OP)
>days without seething about fat balding midwesterners = 0
Anonymous No.213823706
great taste Mark
Anonymous No.213823711
>>213819561
Reminder that the revisionist prequel love was astroturfed by Disney.
Anonymous No.213823761
>>213817970 (OP)
Replace gremlins with critters and you'd be right.
Anonymous No.213823770
Is he a good CEO?
Anonymous No.213823901 >>213823945
>>213819398
zoolander rules. biodome is the best pauly shore and freddy got fingered is underrated
i also like kung pow
Anonymous No.213823945
>>213823901
biodome probably isn't even top 3 pauly shore. stephen baldwin is a treat though.
Anonymous No.213823994
Anonymous No.213823996
For me? It's balls of fury.
Anonymous No.213824130
>>213817970 (OP)
Those are all good films, but they're definitely not the greatest of all time. I have no idea who this person is.
Anonymous No.213824323 >>213824389
>>213819780
We thought life was going to be like Empire Records forever, then the Internet came and the destroyed the world we were raised for. Boomers retired before the big switch, and everyone past Millennials never knew anything different. If you were born during 75-90, the rug got pulled out from under you just when you were getting started.
Anonymous No.213824389
>>213824323
>We thought life was going to be like Empire Records forever, then the Internet came and the destroyed the world we were raised for

Case in point, we were taking typing classes on typewriters only to have keyboards a few years later.
Anonymous No.213825136 >>213825238 >>213825389
>>213817970 (OP)
all he had to do was not get fat :/
Anonymous No.213825238
>>213825136
He'd already given up when they first started HITB. Whatever happened to Mike in 2009-2010 broke him.
Anonymous No.213825256
Goymaxxing
Anonymous No.213825389 >>213825438 >>213825482 >>213825977
>>213825136
skinny mike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZjsjWbRS1M
Anonymous No.213825438
>>213825389
The BTS stuff from this movie is gold. It really captures that feeling of making a movie when you're young and having to deal with a "that guy".
Anonymous No.213825482
>>213825389
>skinny mike
more like Fat Mike. Its his job to keep capeslop elite.
Anonymous No.213825507
Men in Black is also one of my favorites of all time because it came out when I was 10 so I kinda get Mike even though his taste is quite basic.
Anonymous No.213825977
>>213825389
>Rich is skinny and has hair
Unbelievable OHHH
Anonymous No.213826112
hello
Anonymous No.213827576
>>213817970 (OP)
Aside from Gremlins, pretty good.
Anonymous No.213827668
>>213820549
You do realize movies can be watched at home on tv, right? Retard.
Anonymous No.213827706 >>213828370
>>213817970 (OP)
Imagine being Mike. Completely soulless, drenched with sorrow and smite. Always wondering when he will be rid of this terrible damp, the damp which has weighed down his heart like a waterlogged mattress.

Imagine being so jaded, so disgusted with yourself, that drinking 5 beers before filming any RLM series is the only thing which will make you feel half the man you think you are.

'Hahaha, yes that is funny' Mike says, under the intoxication of alcohol. Acting as if it is his natural demeanor.

His pseudo-smiles grinding together like an un-oiled cog, counting every second it takes to get through another episode of BoTW.
Anonymous No.213828370
>>213827706
sneed test
Anonymous No.213828636
>>213817970 (OP)
>>213818024
Could he be any more embarrassing?