Thread 213818271

Here's your sex robot, bro.

>>213818271 (OP)
>wow, thanks! I've been dying for one of these. It...Where is her penis?

>>213818310
the penis add-on is $999 plus tip

>>213818382
well it better have the fucking tip for a thousand bucks

>>213818271 (OP)
the lowest form of sci fi is teehee im a sexbot

its like going to church and drinking grape juice

its like eating taco bell and getting mild sauce

>>213818271 (OP)
I prefer my sex robot

Thank you, I will treasure her always.

>>213818271 (OP)
Hey, I ordered the Dovebot! Send that shit back!

>>213818271 (OP)
Can it ride a scooter?

>>213819338
Can jew?

>>213818271 (OP)
>create a sex robot

>give it the ability to rebel and feel simulations of human emotions

What could go wrong

>>213819338
Like a street performer

They think is a life style they just scout and the nudes magically show up when they go to wank.

>>213819317
>tattoos
dropped

>>213819363
Yes

>>213818271 (OP)
Thanks bro

>>213818271 (OP)
The collective fear and anger women feel about the hypothetical of sexbots is something that needs to be studied, even if the answer is obvious.

>>213819681
True. It's hard for them to hide their seething anger towards men.

>>213818271 (OP)
SEX ROBOT
SEX ROBOT

Defend my robot wife

>>213818382
at least the tip is included on the penis

>>213819681
The dynamic of being proud of being of nothing but a hole while simultaneously being against it is BPD inducing no wonder bitches be crazy

>>213819799
real, her shiny five head gives it away

this would be unironically the most dangerous invention in the history of the human race

the whole world is built upon men slaving away for pussy

>>213818271 (OP)
This film was piss, another generic AI waifu gone wrong sloppa

Still no realistic movie of roasties doing domestic terrorism until the goberment bans sexbots

>>213818271 (OP)
There must be some kind of a mistake. I ordered these two.

>>213819338
I'd imagine you could ask it to, and it could also do tricks
If I had a sex bot that could gain the dexterity and grace of a trained acrobat at the touch of a button, I'd have her do shit like that all the time. In fact, it seems like a missed opportunity that every sexbot movie invariably has the sexbot act like a boring housewife so they can push a hamfisted "Stepford wives domesticity bad message" instead of doing something more creative. I want a movie with a sexbot where the guy goes
>Okay Soapbot I have to run some errands, go ahead and retar the roof and work on your Cirque du Soleil routine while I'm gone. When I get back we'll get you on the half-pipe, update your skateboarding software and see if you can do a 1080

>>213820283
The left is just as a butler, right?

>>213820486
It's still pretty basic but that's why I enjoyed this one, the robot is an absolutely invincible killing machine that's graceful as a ballerina and can also pull a man's head and spine off like opening a plastic bottle and somehow the plot still ends up being about the sappy romance she forms with the one scientist who feels sorry for her

It's so similar in plot beats to Ex Machina while also being more cartoonish and less pessimistic and at this point I admit I just love it more for that reason

>>213818610
Feet

>>213820531
More like BUTTler

>>213820875
HOLY SHIT!

I would've folded instantly

>>213820832
Good ones too.

Sexbots peaked here.

>>213818534
Actually, it's the highest form of sci-fi. The most volatile of mans desire culminating in the peak of his technology and his ingenuity. Man creates life in his image and to be the object of his love, an allegory for god but twisted by the raging animal that is mankind.

>sex robot
>it's some 6/10 art hoe
>not an 8 foot tall blue skinned bimbo with wings, 36FFF tits and a 12 inch cock that refers to herself exclusively as your mother
immersion broken every time

>>213818534
>Designing replacement women is somehow the lowest form of sci-fi
>Not the absolute crowning achievement of man and what he has strived for since the beginning of women existing
No... I'm pretty sure its the highest form of sci-fi, Anon. The one that deals with people achieving the impossible in order to drastically increase their standards of living, in this case, never having to talk to a woman again.

>>213821499
>not an 8 foot tall blue skinned bimbo with wings, 36FFF tits and a 12 inch cock that refers to herself exclusively as your mother

you can get that by becoming a billionaire already

Loyal art-hoes instead are literally unachievable even if you're the richest man in the world

>>213818271 (OP)
I will never own a robowaifu
https://www.brighteon.com/9e90048f-7722-4613-b3d4-c9ef41307ee7

>>213821281
my now deceased cat (rip mr Snuggles), used to hump plush toys
walk into the room and he's absolutely going to town on Pikachu
would lock eyes with me like he was asserting dominance
miss that little freak every day

>>213818310
>>213818382
>>213821499
The sexbot in Dark Matter had a dick and they played it as a joke when she and the dude were about to bang and she asked him if he'd like to deploy her "optional attachment" and he was like "Uhh no"

>>213820964
I would have told her to walk in front of a speeding train