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Anonymous No.213818903 >>213818979 >>213819056 >>213819217 >>213819405 >>213819460 >>213819656 >>213819709 >>213819718 >>213819936
>I am top student, everyone likes me, girls love me, I can have some of the best jobs in the wizard world. Nah, let me rip my soul apart, turn into a snake monster and hide in shitholes because I'm afraid of death, even though exceptional wizards live well above normal lifespan, and then die like a moron at age 70 anyway.
Anonymous No.213818948 >>213819437
he made himself look like a charismatic guy to hide his psychopathic tendencies. look at tom cruise.
Anonymous No.213818955
Many such cases
Anonymous No.213818961 >>213819038 >>213819125 >>213819443
Newsflash: white supremacists aren't known for their smarts
Anonymous No.213818979
>>213818903 (OP)
he was a rapebaby
Anonymous No.213818997
he was gay.
Anonymous No.213819038
>>213818961
>oy vey, better inject some politics into this thread
Anonymous No.213819040
Immortality is worth chasing
Anonymous No.213819049
for you it is
>not my problem
for him it was mission to save the planet
Anonymous No.213819056
>>213818903 (OP)
>balding hapa
Anonymous No.213819125
>>213818961
you keep calling them dumb yet you’ve lost to them twice. what does that make you?
Anonymous No.213819158 >>213819254 >>213819444
how come they don't even bring up the concept of Horcruxes until what, book #5?
Anonymous No.213819217
>>213818903 (OP)
>starts balding in high school
>becomes obsessed with immortality
Anonymous No.213819254
>>213819158
small independent female writer, please understand
Anonymous No.213819321
>I am top student, everyone likes me, girls love me, I can have some of the best jobs in the wizard world. Nah, let me rip my soul apart, turn into a snake monster and hide in shitholes because I'm afraid of death, even though exceptional wizards live well above normal lifespan, and then die like a moron at age 70 anyway.
Anonymous No.213819405
>>213818903 (OP)
Power is like money, and thus share the same answer to the question "how much do you need?"
Anonymous No.213819437 >>213819531
>>213818948
He didnt make himself look like anything. He was handsome just like his muggle father
Anonymous No.213819443 >>213819554 >>213819678
>>213818961
>Newsflash: white supremacists aren't known for their smarts
Anonymous No.213819444
>>213819158
Because it's forbidden shit. Tom only found out about them by breaking the rules snd reading books that were locked up.
Anonymous No.213819460 >>213819720
>>213818903 (OP)
The twist that Tom Riddle was Voldemort was a top tier twist in the book.

Also retroactively making the riddle diary a horcrux was 200 IQ move by JK.
Anonymous No.213819531 >>213819719
>>213819437
you can be handsome without being charismatic. look at henry cavill.
Anonymous No.213819554
>>213819443
>tfw you're too smart to win
Anonymous No.213819575
Yes, we know, Rowling can't write for shit. Confusing stuff like this is everywhere. Women/lefties don't like to admit it but twisted people tend to be unlovable miserable freaks and retards as kids.
Anonymous No.213819585
>Literally make one Horcrux
>Imperio NASA to send it into deep space
>Live forever
Anonymous No.213819656 >>213819772 >>213821807 >>213821869
>>213818903 (OP)
I dont think he started ripping his soul apart until the leadup to the first wizarding war round up where he kills the potters.

Also in the book he wasnt a bald snek monster he was just revived as a normal dude with squinty eyes
Anonymous No.213819678
>>213819443
I was thinking about this just the other day, how they were trying to spin Pizzagate as this insane conspiracy theory, and now literally everyone knows Bill Clinton was hanging out on Epstein Island
Anonymous No.213819682
Grow up you fucking brown reddit tranny
Anonymous No.213819709
>>213818903 (OP)
He cute. Would
Anonymous No.213819718 >>213821956
>>213818903 (OP)
If he was so charismatic and intelligent why didn’t he just become Minister of Magic and enter generic wizard politics? He could have taken it over from the inside. The war was pointless.
Anonymous No.213819719 >>213819852
>>213819531
If he wasn’t extremely charismatic, people wouldn’t follow him into war in two different time periods
Anonymous No.213819720 >>213819969
>>213819460
Why didn't arry explode when the basilisk bit him if he's also a horcrux
Anonymous No.213819739
People get obsessed with things and have weird phobias all the time. I don't know why immortality would be particularly weird.
Anonymous No.213819772
>>213819656

The snake monster shit is annoying and over the top. Wish we got a more human and naturally menacing Voldy, honestly Jason Isaacs should have been playing him.
Anonymous No.213819852
>>213819719
they didn't though
Anonymous No.213819936 >>213821956
>>213818903 (OP)
What people dont remember (because we got a Skoot Fagander/Gay Dumbledore trilogy instead of a Voldemort origin story) is that Tom Riddle was growing up and attending Hovwarts right in the middle of WW2. He inevitably witnesses and survives the Londen Blitz from the muggle perspective WHILE being aware that the Wizard status quo is sitting safely and invisibly in a castle far away and ignoring the muggle war machine that is blowing up his life outside of Hogwarts.

We may have had this discussion before tv anons. What Dumblefore doesnt want anyone to know is that the Death Eaters began as an anti-fascist group and was supported by more than just Slytherin radicals before eventually splitting into a wizard-supremecy group and being memory holed by those like Dumbledore that fostered and supported it JUST LIKE Harry's DA later on. Harry is Dumbledore's second attempt at forging a main character and he stays hand off with him BECAUSE he caused Riddle's path, even if inadvertently.
Anonymous No.213819969
>>213819720
The Horcrux part of him would have died if he died. But he didn't (yet).
Anonymous No.213821017 >>213822126
Why didn't he just murder seven serial killers and child molesters?
Anonymous No.213821226 >>213821477
Christian Coulson was such perfect casting for Riddle
Anonymous No.213821477
>>213821226
Much better than the other guy
Anonymous No.213821807
>>213819656
>I dont think he started ripping his soul apart until the leadup to the first wizarding war round up where he kills the potters.
Not true, he makes his first horcrux at 16 by killing moaning myrtle. And all murder damages your soul, even if it doesn't actually split it. But remorse can heal your soul.
Anonymous No.213821869
>>213819656
>Also in the book he wasnt a bald snek monster he was just revived as a normal dude with squinty eyes
He does have an inhuman, skeletal appearance with red eyes, snakelike nostrils
Anonymous No.213821956
>>213819718
He does do this btw, but more subtly by taking it over with people loyal to him. He didn't plan on revealing himself as Minister until he was sure nothing could stand against him. Also politics is too slow a process for him, he wants to be a dictator
>>213819936
This isn't true but would be kino
Anonymous No.213822126
>>213821017
Who's to say he didn't, myrtle might well have been a pedo. Spends an awful lot of time hanging around in a bathroom