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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:16:48 PM No.213818903
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>I am top student, everyone likes me, girls love me, I can have some of the best jobs in the wizard world. Nah, let me rip my soul apart, turn into a snake monster and hide in shitholes because I'm afraid of death, even though exceptional wizards live well above normal lifespan, and then die like a moron at age 70 anyway.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:18:57 PM No.213818948
he made himself look like a charismatic guy to hide his psychopathic tendencies. look at tom cruise.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:19:16 PM No.213818955
Many such cases
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:19:35 PM No.213818961
Newsflash: white supremacists aren't known for their smarts
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:20:25 PM No.213818979
>>213818903 (OP)
he was a rapebaby
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:21:25 PM No.213818997
he was gay.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:23:21 PM No.213819038
>>213818961
>oy vey, better inject some politics into this thread
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:23:25 PM No.213819040
Immortality is worth chasing
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:24:06 PM No.213819049
for you it is
>not my problem
for him it was mission to save the planet
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:24:23 PM No.213819056
>>213818903 (OP)
>balding hapa
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:27:42 PM No.213819125
>>213818961
you keep calling them dumb yet you’ve lost to them twice. what does that make you?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:29:09 PM No.213819158
how come they don't even bring up the concept of Horcruxes until what, book #5?
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:31:25 PM No.213819217
>>213818903 (OP)
>starts balding in high school
>becomes obsessed with immortality
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:33:13 PM No.213819254
>>213819158
small independent female writer, please understand
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:36:10 PM No.213819321
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>I am top student, everyone likes me, girls love me, I can have some of the best jobs in the wizard world. Nah, let me rip my soul apart, turn into a snake monster and hide in shitholes because I'm afraid of death, even though exceptional wizards live well above normal lifespan, and then die like a moron at age 70 anyway.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:40:21 PM No.213819405
>>213818903 (OP)
Power is like money, and thus share the same answer to the question "how much do you need?"
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:41:55 PM No.213819437
>>213818948
He didnt make himself look like anything. He was handsome just like his muggle father
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:42:14 PM No.213819443
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>>213818961
>Newsflash: white supremacists aren't known for their smarts
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:42:17 PM No.213819444
>>213819158
Because it's forbidden shit. Tom only found out about them by breaking the rules snd reading books that were locked up.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:42:45 PM No.213819460
>>213818903 (OP)
The twist that Tom Riddle was Voldemort was a top tier twist in the book.

Also retroactively making the riddle diary a horcrux was 200 IQ move by JK.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:46:20 PM No.213819531
>>213819437
you can be handsome without being charismatic. look at henry cavill.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:47:19 PM No.213819554
>>213819443
>tfw you're too smart to win
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:48:13 PM No.213819575
Yes, we know, Rowling can't write for shit. Confusing stuff like this is everywhere. Women/lefties don't like to admit it but twisted people tend to be unlovable miserable freaks and retards as kids.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:48:41 PM No.213819585
>Literally make one Horcrux
>Imperio NASA to send it into deep space
>Live forever
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:52:52 PM No.213819656
>>213818903 (OP)
I dont think he started ripping his soul apart until the leadup to the first wizarding war round up where he kills the potters.

Also in the book he wasnt a bald snek monster he was just revived as a normal dude with squinty eyes
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:53:48 PM No.213819678
>>213819443
I was thinking about this just the other day, how they were trying to spin Pizzagate as this insane conspiracy theory, and now literally everyone knows Bill Clinton was hanging out on Epstein Island
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:54:05 PM No.213819682
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Grow up you fucking brown reddit tranny
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:55:34 PM No.213819709
>>213818903 (OP)
He cute. Would
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:55:57 PM No.213819718
>>213818903 (OP)
If he was so charismatic and intelligent why didn’t he just become Minister of Magic and enter generic wizard politics? He could have taken it over from the inside. The war was pointless.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:55:59 PM No.213819719
>>213819531
If he wasn’t extremely charismatic, people wouldn’t follow him into war in two different time periods
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:56:00 PM No.213819720
>>213819460
Why didn't arry explode when the basilisk bit him if he's also a horcrux
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:57:13 PM No.213819739
People get obsessed with things and have weird phobias all the time. I don't know why immortality would be particularly weird.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:59:06 PM No.213819772
>>213819656

The snake monster shit is annoying and over the top. Wish we got a more human and naturally menacing Voldy, honestly Jason Isaacs should have been playing him.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:04:01 PM No.213819852
>>213819719
they didn't though
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:26 PM No.213819936
>>213818903 (OP)
What people dont remember (because we got a Skoot Fagander/Gay Dumbledore trilogy instead of a Voldemort origin story) is that Tom Riddle was growing up and attending Hovwarts right in the middle of WW2. He inevitably witnesses and survives the Londen Blitz from the muggle perspective WHILE being aware that the Wizard status quo is sitting safely and invisibly in a castle far away and ignoring the muggle war machine that is blowing up his life outside of Hogwarts.

We may have had this discussion before tv anons. What Dumblefore doesnt want anyone to know is that the Death Eaters began as an anti-fascist group and was supported by more than just Slytherin radicals before eventually splitting into a wizard-supremecy group and being memory holed by those like Dumbledore that fostered and supported it JUST LIKE Harry's DA later on. Harry is Dumbledore's second attempt at forging a main character and he stays hand off with him BECAUSE he caused Riddle's path, even if inadvertently.
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:58 PM No.213819969
>>213819720
The Horcrux part of him would have died if he died. But he didn't (yet).
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:05:47 PM No.213821017
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Why didn't he just murder seven serial killers and child molesters?
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:16:05 PM No.213821226
Christian Coulson was such perfect casting for Riddle
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Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:28:27 PM No.213821477
>>213821226
Much better than the other guy
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:45:32 PM No.213821807
>>213819656
>I dont think he started ripping his soul apart until the leadup to the first wizarding war round up where he kills the potters.
Not true, he makes his first horcrux at 16 by killing moaning myrtle. And all murder damages your soul, even if it doesn't actually split it. But remorse can heal your soul.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:47:59 PM No.213821869
>>213819656
>Also in the book he wasnt a bald snek monster he was just revived as a normal dude with squinty eyes
He does have an inhuman, skeletal appearance with red eyes, snakelike nostrils
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:52:18 PM No.213821956
>>213819718
He does do this btw, but more subtly by taking it over with people loyal to him. He didn't plan on revealing himself as Minister until he was sure nothing could stand against him. Also politics is too slow a process for him, he wants to be a dictator
>>213819936
This isn't true but would be kino
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:59:38 PM No.213822126
>>213821017
Who's to say he didn't, myrtle might well have been a pedo. Spends an awful lot of time hanging around in a bathroom