Thread 213819786

LazyTown is a terrifying show when you think about it.

>Sportacus has a crystal on his chest that reads 10. What happened with the other Sportacus'?
>The fascist Sportacus movie they're trying to memory hole.
>The sudden influx of porn whores cosplaying as her in the early 2010's and suddenly magically disappearing out of no where. (early porn introduction for kids)
>Sightings of people dressed up as Sportacus (blue guy in show) back in 2014, predating the 2016 clown sightings. Mostly restrained to Iceland so you don't have mainstream media backing it up.
>Same thing with Stephanie (pink haired girl.) Icelandic forums have urban folklore about little girls knocking at people's doors close to midnight without parental guidance back around 2005-2008.
>The LazyTown orgy broadcast

Where do they get their food

Why does he get to live in a blimp

>>213819786 (OP)
>>213819827
>>213820075
>Kids show is le dark!

>>213820075
Think about how physically superior Sportacus is compared to the others in LazyTown. And he lives on an airship too, completely inaccessible to the people of LazyTown. If he wanted to seize Stephanie and take her to his airship home to make her his rapewife there is absolutely nothing anyone in LazyTown could do to stop him. Are there even cops in the world that LazyTown inhabits? Is there any authority that could be called? Because Sportacus himself may as well be a god to the people of LazyTown. If there is no armed law enforcement or military to stop him he could literally rape anyone he wanted.

How did Robbie Rotten repeatedly fail trying to get rid of Sportacus I mean he had like 15 years

I don't know whats the deal with the edgy lazytown hoax that keeps coming back every few months, but it's really funny.

>>213819786 (OP)
What's with all this pedo spam lately?

>>213820144
He has to eventually come down for food, water and fuel...

>>213820134
>AI slop
Nice post Sanjeet

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>>213819786 (OP)
>roads lead nowhere
Spooky!

Did you fags actually like this as a kid? I always skipped it and watched something else.

>>213821560
it appears to be aimed toward a very young audience

It’s weird Stephanie is forced into being friends with puppets or are they her only friends by choice?

>>213821507
Tldr

>>213821507
>creed aventus
kek

>>213819786 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2d6T5G2rrY

>>213821560
For me, it was always about Stephanie, poor sweet little Stephanie. To have her sit on my lap like pic related as I slowly brush my hands over her sweet thighs while putting my face close to hers as we stare into each others eyes. And then to push my other hand inside her tights, teasing and then fingering her into submission. Which leads to her first orgasm as I tease her clit tenderly, hugging each other as we do so. I brush her hair with my hands when we're done, as she falls asleep in my embrace.

>>213821582
The Lazytown airborne division desgregated Lazytown at gunpoint. This despite the obvious inferiority of puppets like their greed and hunger junk food

>>213819786 (OP)
Thinly veiled pedo spam thread.

>>213821698
Imagine that it's the year 2004 again back when they were still filming the first season of LazyTown, now just imagine being one of the staff there and you find this still innocent and pure Julianna Rose Mauriello screwing around somewhere backstage smiling around while most of the people that were working at the studio today were outside for lunch.

You know sure well that this poor little pink-haired girl has never been curious around men before, meaning that you could be the first to steal her cherry right on the spot. She finally notices your presence and turns around to wave and smile at you while sitting on the couch like pic related.

Just imagine convincing poor little Julianna to sit on top of your lap as you pull down her tights so she ends up having her pussy explored for the first time. Hearing her cute giggles quickly turn into moans of pleasure would expand any men's dicks into unimaginable levels to make them want to bury their dicks deep inside her cute little pink asshole. Imagine having the now in-character Stephanie bounce around on your wet dick with her pink wig almost falling off her head. And then, after minutes straight of pure bliss, you finally erupt inside of her pink sweet little asshole while she squirms around on your lap like the good little girl that she is, and always will be.

>>213820144
You are brown