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Anonymous No.213820309 >>213820346 >>213820356 >>213820430 >>213820638 >>213820931 >>213823929
Aubrey Plaza
https://people.com/aubrey-plaza-opens-up-to-amy-poehler-about-grief-following-husband-jeff-baena-death-11793319?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us
Anonymous No.213820327
I mean, can ya hardly blame the guy?
Anonymous No.213820346 >>213820394 >>213820405 >>213820684 >>213820882 >>213823868 >>213824444
>>213820309 (OP)
>You're fucking prime Aubrey Plaza whenever you want
>Kill yourself anyway

Some people are just spoiled brats.
Anonymous No.213820356
>>213820309 (OP)
I can help her, every day
Anonymous No.213820365 >>213820524 >>213820933 >>213821914 >>213823370
Remember, she fucked around on her husband all the time and likely drove him to do it.
Anonymous No.213820394 >>213820436
>>213820346
>prime Aubrey Plaza
>41
Anonymous No.213820405
>>213820346
>prime

her fappening videos were pretty lackluster
Anonymous No.213820413 >>213820626
Didn't she kill him? She was taught in the maritricidal arts by the dark wizard Patton Oswalt.
Anonymous No.213820428
She didn't suck her husband's dick enough, it's obviously her fault.
Anonymous No.213820430 >>213820626 >>213823542
>>213820309 (OP)
Bitch killed him.
Anonymous No.213820436 >>213820585 >>213821396 >>213823050
>>213820394
she aged like fine wine. you wouldn't say a 20 year old vintage is prime compared to a 41 year old one, would you?
Anonymous No.213820524 >>213820557
>>213820365
Stop busting her balls.
Anonymous No.213820557
>>213820524
Ok.
Anonymous No.213820585
>>213820436
women aren't wine, retard
Anonymous No.213820626
>>213820413
>>213820430
finally some anons that know
Anonymous No.213820638
>>213820309 (OP)
Alrighty.
Anonymous No.213820684
>>213820346
>prime
Anonymous No.213820817 >>213820860 >>213820999
do you guys this is her time to move on and explore her feminine side?
Anonymous No.213820860
>>213820817
Good one.
Anonymous No.213820882 >>213820942 >>213821286
>>213820346
They were separated at the time I think and then photos came out of her attending an event with another man
Anonymous No.213820931 >>213820951
>>213820309 (OP)
Why did she do it?
Anonymous No.213820933
>>213820365
Bc she went to a ball game with a zesty buck?
Anonymous No.213820942 >>213820966 >>213821122 >>213823649
>>213820882
Why does anyone even get married anymore. It's the same level of commitment as just being boyfriend and girlfriend, without the legalities and prenupts and all that bullshit.
Anonymous No.213820951
>>213820931
Money. It's a year+ of free publicity.
Anonymous No.213820966 >>213821115
>>213820942
Women force men into marriage so they can steal everything the man owns.
Anonymous No.213820999
>>213820817
Anonymous No.213821115 >>213821145
>>213820966
What if my gf makes more money than me?
Anonymous No.213821122 >>213821234
>>213820942
>t. virgin
Anonymous No.213821145
>>213821115
She's gonna take your favourite mug just to spite you.
Anonymous No.213821234 >>213821339
>>213821122
Condolences.
Anonymous No.213821286
>>213820882
with another man who is gay
Anonymous No.213821339 >>213821747
>>213821234
damn aubrey actually mogs here, i'm a qualley fan but she looks like a witch in this phogo
Anonymous No.213821396
>>213820436
>responds to a redditor accusation by saying something a terminal redditor would be even more likely to say

just lol
Anonymous No.213821747
>>213821339
They are two different animals.
Anonymous No.213821914 >>213822200 >>213822976 >>213823390
>>213820365
>Olsen's used and abused goods
>prime
Anonymous No.213822061 >>213824354
>Suicide
KWAB
Anonymous No.213822200
>>213821914
This shit was entertaining.
Anonymous No.213822976
>>213821914
Aubrey seems like she’d be absolutely feral in bed and a nightmare to date
Anonymous No.213823050
>>213820436
You're on 4chan, anon.
Americans on this board think women hit the wall at 13
Anonymous No.213823370 >>213823393 >>213823676 >>213823714
>>213820365
This. She's been fucking this guy for years, probably since the production of Black Bear.

>A Deuxmoi’s sources explained an incredibly intimate exchange between the once on-screen couple. About halfway through their play’s run, the source informed us that Abbott hurt his knee, which led Plaza to perform a “coordinated dance scene where she gave him a lap dance when he was on crutches.” Before he sustained this injury, the actress comedian “[rode] him simulating sex while he’s on the floor as one of the sets changed between acts.” On the evening that Abbott hurt himself, Plaza “went into a different mode to take care of him and was very affectionate.” Instead of making a post-show appearance, she “avoided any stage door due to Chris being her main concern.” The source disclosed that the play’s leading lady opted away from discussing Abbott’s injury, rather stating that “he was not feeling well.”
https://www.deuxmoi.world/sightings/aubrey-plaza-chris-abbott

Christopher Abbott follows about 500 people on Instagram, including Aubrey's sister Nat Plaza and her recent costar Margaret Qualley, who also follow him. The latter follows 149 people.

Why would one of the few people she's connected with on social media be an actor she's never worked with, who starred in a play with her most recent costar two years ago?

It makes sense that he's deeply secretive about his private life, and that Aubrey instantly nuked her social media following her husband's death. Not only did she drive her husband to suicide, she's running around New York with the guy she dropped him for.

It's not hard to figure out.
Anonymous No.213823390
>>213821914
wait,w ait, wait, she a lesbo-dyke, and her husband's gay? things are making sense now.
Anonymous No.213823393 >>213823795
>>213823370
Forgot pic. Pretty fucked up but unsurprising
Anonymous No.213823542
>>213820430
blood sacrifice. plus she is openly a witch
Anonymous No.213823649
>>213820942
Besides my parents who are in their 80s, I don't know a single happily married man. All of them just tolerate their bitchy stupid wives because they want to be there for their kids.
Anonymous No.213823676
>>213823370
Qualley and Abbott did a movie together too
Anonymous No.213823714 >>213824061
>>213823370
Holy shit, Rachel Sennott too. This guy's a nobody actor, I guess her husband's suicide turned out to be a good networking opportunity
Anonymous No.213823795 >>213824326 >>213824522
>>213823393
>Christopher Abbott
Charlie from GIRLS? No fucking way. Of course Aubrey Plaza's in love with him. And every woman in Hollywood is seething with jealousy.
Anonymous No.213823868
>>213820346
She was cheating on him, that's why he did it
Anonymous No.213823929
>>213820309 (OP)
PUTA
Anonymous No.213824061
>>213823714
>This guy's a nobody actor
He really isn't. I've seen like ten movies he was in
>He portrayed astronaut David Scott in the biographical drama film First Man (2018), and had further supporting roles in the films A Most Violent Year (2014), It Comes at Night (2017), Possessor (2020), Black Bear (2020), and Poor Things (2023), and the titular character in the horror film Wolf Man (2025). Abbott portrayed Capt. Yossarian in the Hulu miniseries Catch-22 (2019) for which he earned a Golden Globe Award nomination. He also acted in the HBO series Girls (2012–2016), the USA Network series The Sinner (2017)
Anonymous No.213824326
>>213823795
>Abbott immediately agreed, and in reading the short description of Roberta in Shanley’s script, he thought of Aubrey.

>“I don’t want to paraphrase it,” Abbott began, “but it was something like — —”

>“Sexy…,” Plaza suggested. “Beautiful … broken?” (In fact, it was Roberta’s “nervous bright eyes” that made him think of Plaza for the role.)
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/13/theater/aubrey-plaza-christopher-abbott-off-broadway.html

He's smashing that chalupa for sure
Anonymous No.213824354
>>213822061
This, fucking pussy should've went full OJ.
Anonymous No.213824444
>>213820346
>prime
she's starting to look like the NYC bodega owner's wife
Anonymous No.213824522
>>213823795
IDK he mightve been a pretty boy in lena dunham's wet dream show but he's really not aging well, very dysgenic