Thread 213821450

Alien 5 edition

Previous: >>213815381

What's gonna happen when he finally gets his hands on a human body?
Is he gonna be the final boss?

>>213821525
>a human body
Anon he's taking over a synth body.

>>213821563
>>213821525

>>213821450 (OP)
He's safeguarding the black goo inside him, isn't he?

>>213815608
>I must be "shillbot 6000", sent from FX at 2:30 am, stoned off my gourd, to discuss a show that I don't actually like.
>
>You fucking schizos make me wanna puke.
It's been like this for atleast a solid ten years. I remember making Mr Robot threads, and people saying to report my thread for "spam/sponsored content."
It's probably been like this a lot longer than ten years if we can get some serious oldfags chiming in.

>>213821623
bruh, it's his natural skin color

>>213821525
lil buddy already did it to one of the crew members

>>213815401
>>213815420
>>213818355
When I saw Hermit and the gang head into the crashed ship, I was concerned this show would quickly turn into Walking Dead

>>213821637
some people just get obsessed with shows, games or news
every board has their own schizos

>>213821623
>>213821642
kek

>>213818619
>big bad. half the first episode was a woke reshoot of original movie... which... was already woke

>autistic asian man creeping on the white women
>Black man cyborg betrays the entire team.
and later
>Stupid untrustworthy indian guy as Wendy's partner.
>protagonist is a cute white girl looking after her white brother.
>smartest guy on the planet is a white guy
It's woke!

>>213821450 (OP)
I just rewatched episode 2 to prepare for tonight and... wait. Are Wendy and Joe siblings? Is that why Wendy kept stalking him? I thought she had a crush on him. This show needs more exposition. I appreciate shows not spoon feeding you, but it's not good writing if missing one important dialogue makes you miss an important plot point.

>>213821816
The writing is shit but you can't hold the writers to account for your poor attention span.

>>213821816
>I just rewatched episode 2 to prepare for tonight and... wait. Are Wendy and Joe siblings?
Put down your phone, dipshit.
But this was b8 wasn't it?

>>213816229
>>213820036
NTA and I don't know what deleted scenes you're talking about, but in Alien Resurrection, they explain that Weyland Yutani gets bought out by Walmart.

In this show, the whole world is run by 3 or 4 companies and I don't think Walmart is one of them.

>>213821816
>it's not good writing if missing one important dialogue makes you miss an important plot point.

>>213821450 (OP)
Blomkamp should have been allowed to make his movie. We were denied real kino.

So when does this shit get good?

>>213821689
Is that dude's head clean off and he's just sitting in the neck?

>>213821816
>missing one important dialogue
>multiple times people say wendy has a brother she wants to meet in the accident location
seriously

>>213816705
>Yeah. It's even weirder when you consider 1 through 3 take place in a couple of months from Ripley's PoV (adding the time she worked in the space station docks in Aliens) while 57 years passed in the universe.
It's handled with less grace than Back To The Future.
When you keep this in mind, the way Ripley talks at the end of Alien 3 doesn't make sense. She says something like "you've hounded me my whole life, and now all I can think about is you." which doesn't make sense coming from anyone who's been dealing with a problem for 3 months or so

>>213821944
It was never good.

How did the Facehugger grow this big?

>>213821944
Probably never, let's hope Romulus 2 is better.

>>213822063
It didn't. They shrank the Earth with a shrink ray.

>>213822063
retard lmao
it's not actually that big the camera is just super close on the facehugger but the earth is far away

>>213821623
Does standing still really make the alien not want to kill you?

>>213821816
>Ep1
>She...
>00:31:28,755 --> 00:31:30,657
>She's watching the brother again.
>00:31:32,626 --> 00:31:34,628
>Who does he work for?
>00:31:38,498 --> 00:31:40,700
>He works for Prodigy.
>00:31:40,701 --> 00:31:42,536
>Just like us.

It's literally spoonfeeding dialogue.

>>213822087
didnt know this was set in the same universe as westworld, did noah hawley speak on this?

>>213821614
KEK

>>213822003
It looks like he replaces like the top half of the head

I wonder if any autists can determine what character this is by the mouth

>>213822020
Ripley is obviously a massive Karen, you retard. If Aliens had a manager she would demand to talk to him.

>>213822087
Westworld crossover when?

>>213822111
the xeno didnt see him in the dark because of how black he is, if he showed his teeth he'd be gone instantly.

>>213817810
>So is this timeline spoilery by itself?
I'm old enough to remember reading on this very board that Prometheus despite taking place at an earlier year, also takes place in a different universe, so Prometheus and all it's sequels are really a reboot

So this jerkoff's move now is just to copy and repost literally every post from the previous thread until this one hits 300 replies?

>>213822116
>She's watching the brother again
Maybe he thought Joe was black?

>>213822111
If you don't exhibit fear they don't attack. It's established in Alien Covenant

>>213821944
All tv shows struggle to find their footing initially. You'd be whining while watching the start of Star Trek TNG too

>>213817810
>So is this timeline spoilery by itself? It basically tells you the xeno invasion was defeated and forgotten by the time of Romulus.
>>213817854
This reminds me of The Penguin threads where they were constantly asking why Batman wasn't intervening when Oz was doing all his gangster shit

>>213822173
No, dipshit. I'm responding to them in their own thread, but since it's past the bump limit, they may not respond in time, I'm doubling the odds they'll see the response and respond.

>>213818140
>Isn't the director open about not giving a fuck about the lore? Why didn't they just sell it as a separate thing, just say in this universe the OG movie never happened and this is a reimagining of what would happen if Ripley didn't blow it out the airlock.
>>213818166
>>Isn't the director open about not giving a fuck about the lore?
>
>Yup. He is more a vibes guy kek. If it breaks canon big time I'll consider it a parallel universe and be at ease.
Prometheus already did this

>>213817854
>I fully expect the entire island to get nuked by the end of the show to delete everything from the records
Which Island? The research facility where they're making the hybrids is an island, but isn't Prodigy City in Thailand?

>>213822332
Prometheus was good though.

>>213822368
Thailand is an island. Thailand is short for Thai Island.

Can we maybe get some big booba in this franchise before I die of old age? you can make her a synthetic just make her hot goddamnit.

Who was that woman aboard the ship with the big booba? what's the actor's name?

>>213822063
It's a model of earth from the Boy Kavalier diorama of the galaxy. They put some nectar on the model and it attracted the facehugger.

>>213821689
spoiler alert: picrel

>>213822618
He's innocent, just got his eye stuck in a vacuumer.

>>213822561
Whaaa you mean you don't like our QUEEN our ABSOLUTE SEX appeal, our absolute feminity seegeewey WEAVER? How DARE YOU not find her majestic jawline and curly hairline and her dark pubic hair BONER-INDUCING? Huh! I bet you'd be disgusted if Sigourney put on a dozen or a couple dozen pounds on her! you phillistine! GUESS YOU'RE NOT A REAL MAN if you don't kiss Sigourney Weaver's MAJESTIC JAWLINE.

And what do you mean you don't find those 2 qt 3.14 androgynous specimens interesting and great for a rape or two? The alien raped Lambert, Sigourney wanted to dominate Call and one of the pirates wanted to fuck Call! How dare you not find these shotaboys I mean girls to be the absolute peak of feminity and sex appeal? You just don't have taste my good man. Your pallattes just aren't well formed enough. We have nothing to discuss. Pierce Brosnan knows what he's talking about.

I kind of like it. Although the idea that to deal with a gigantic crashed space ship from a rival corporation they've sent about 5 people doesn't quite make sense to me.

>>213822612
Is it pronounced "Kah-Va-Lear" or "Kuh-Vol-Yay"?

Should be the second one, it sounds more mustache twirling, corny evil which millennials love

>>213822493
>Thailand is short for Thai Island.

>>213821816
Are you literally retarded

Who thought it was a good idea to make a show about a bunch of cancer kids that basically get reincarnated as young adults but keep some of their retarded child mannerisms and then go out to hunt an alien. Set design is absolutely peak though.

>>213822701
> if Sigourney put on a dozen or a couple dozen pounds on her!
*Happy James Bond noises*

>The Alien's world design is nothing without the Alien it's just so boring ...
GENTLEMEN ... I have THE SOLUTION. THE FINAL SOLUTION.

>>213822701
She was kinda cute in the first movie. She was like 50 when resurrection released.

>>213822063
he's facefucking Maine or Québec

>>213822701
When I was a kid I kept mistaking Sigourney Weaver for Michael Jackson and vice versa. I genuinely thought when Michael Jackson went white that he turned into Sigourney Weaver and played in the Aliens films.

I'm also the person who thought HR Giger was a woman when I saw him in his older age.

>>213821525
>human body
That's Noah Hawley's creation ,there are no humans involved.

Looking forward to this episode, might get original Alien vibes >>213820907

>>213822116
written by AI

>>213822618
Looks like Michael Smiley's character

>>213823017
KAINO

>>213823017
>Wendy actually will be leading the xeno around on a leash
There really is no stupid speculation you can make up for a laugh and not have it be a real possibility

>>213822111
Not really. In Alien: Labyrinth a scientist is doing experiments on aliens, and showed how they were psycho-reactive to people's emotions. He had two people confront a weakened alien- one drugged up to feel invincible and fearless, the other stone-cold sober- and the drugged dude actually intimidated the alien by sheer willpower.

They also react very strongly to fear and panic. The same scientist showed a pig being let into the holding pen, and the alien didn't just kill it- it was practically swimming in the pig.

Definitely recommend the comic, its a good read.

>>213822701
I'd rather fuck the xenomorph.

Since this is 2 years before Nostromo I wonder how they're going to bring in the incident to this show. Or are the writers cowards to it?

>>213822996
yeah, it's him. you can see his goggles.
from the "homage" teaser

>>213823120
>reading the logs of the ship
"they collected at least one of the creatures from a derelict ship deep in space, apparently they left a beacon, sooner or later someone will find it"

>>213822701
They tried to prettify her up by putting on a wig and some padding or even fake rubber to simulate her tits being bigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaJtjrg040c&ab_channel=BingeSociety

>>213823120
It takes place at the exact year the Nostromo is departing earth, there was no reason to do that except to drop the member berry of the century on us
>last episode
>Yutani calls CGI Ian Holm
>"Take the Nostromo on a detouru. We have reason to bereave that the Arien comes from this pranet. And remembu... crew expenedeber."
>CGI Ian Holm hangs up, looks at CGI Sigorney Weaver and CGI Yaphet Kotto in their cryopods
>does his little jogging move
>cut to black
>"Machinehead" by Bush starts blaring
>CREATED BY NOAH HAWLEY

>>213823120
the timelines are so messed up nobody cares anymore, alien is kind of like mad max now.

so the Xenos are creatures that randomly started popping up in the depths of space? Nostromo isn't the igniting incident?

>>213823240
kino

>>213823242
David's been flying around dropping them off on random planets

I often wonder if I ever worked as executive producer on these kinds of shows if I would fall for their zoomerisms and gen-alphanisms or I would beat the living shit out of every zoomer, threaten to fire them and make every zoomer appreciate quality content...

I would absolutely have to fire the entire writing department though because if they keep giving me garbage then they will sabotage my thought process and good ideas. There's no other way.

>>213823065
>Episode 8
>Xeno's mouth gets put in a chastity cage and it's forced to wear funny costumes for Kavalier's amusement

What is Peter Pan and its themes about? Not american

>>213823240
Isn't the Nostromo mission only 8 months? They wouldn't even have left earth yet

>>213823293
I say we nuke the whole writing department from orbit, just to be sure.

dude. the corporation is evil.

>>213823362
Yes but are they evil for the sake of being evil or are they evil due to incompetence or evil due to being cheap and are their cheap methods actually cost effective? Mmmmmmm?

>Season finale
>Pic related shows up
How would you react

>>213823388
I would assrape you.

>Get paid to sleep, occasionally wake up to eat and the most work you can expect is landing and take off
Honestly working for WY space shit doesn't seem that bad, it's not like EVERY ship has a xeno on it

>>213823388
>David kills/kidnaps everyone for his experiments, the end
KINO

>>213823388
Context: Weyland Yutani meets BLAME!

Weyland Yutani: HAH these guys with their megastructure are just as incompetent and post apocalyptic as our CRT monitors and casette tapes.

Oh here comes their equivalent of David haha what's Killy going to do with that tiny peashooter? shoot a few cans at us?
Hey prettyboy you going to shoot some Pepsi cans with that little thing?

*Those who read Blame! know what happens next and why Weyland will react how they do now*

Weyland: Maybe Killy is the perfect organism....

Alien arrives in Blame!
Silicon Life: FOOD!!! FREE BIO MATERIAL!!!
Alien: :( NANI!?!?! I AM NOT FOOD ;_; don't EAT ME
Silicon Life: This thing reminds me of our mutants, half silicon, half carbon based.

Come to think of it are the Aliens 100% silicon-based or do they also contain carbon?

>>213823388
turn it off and 360 walk out of the theater right there, no prometheus no kino.

>>213823494
>360
This meme has gone long enough UNLESS you know the secret sauce to why going 360 would still make you go the intended 180 degrees the other way.
Do you know the way? CONFIRM Y/N?

>>213823388
would be spoiled weeks ahead

>>213823388
Send the best prostitute money can pay to suck Noah's cock. (But only if it's Fassbender playing David)

Come on pls man torrent links for the first 2

>>213821637
you ever think about watching non shit and making threads for those?

>>213823492
*Snake-eyes
*Eyes departed almost like a fish
*Expression ,eyes, nose almost like a lion
*Wearing full black military suit
*Points a creepy square-shaped sci-fi gun at you
*Name is literally KILLy
Must be nothing. I'm certain he wouldn't hurt a fly.

>>213823621
>>213823492
Shut the fuck up

>>213823587
can't you google, nigga?

>>213823659
Shut the fuck up, zoomer. I know your age.

>>213823587
How do you get here and not know how to get them yourself

>>213823388
-Shoots a 3 kilometer long gravity beam at you-

.zip

You guys got PCs right? Here's a prototype for a Blame! game it's only 100MB big.

>>213823659
SHUT THE FUCK UP, NIGGER. I'M TALKING HERE.

>>213823587
isn't tpb still a thing? you can't pay hulu $11?

https://pastebin.com/4nGM45wN

Oh no, they're evolving. They can press buttons now.

>anons talking about toys, old manga/comics
there are not zoom zooms in here
>>213823779
>inb4: he forgot the link

>>213823659
Fuck zoomers.

1. They WILL make a synthetic xeno and upload a human consciousness into it. - Comics did this, well it wasn't technically human consciousness

2. They WILL make a synthetic human and upload a xeno consciousness into it. - SPECIES THE MOVIE did this.

*is plotting in your path"

>>213823527
HEE HEE

I thought weyland yutani was owned by weyland?

>>213823983
1 is pointless, but 2 is very, VERY likely.

>>213823983
Both are too kino for this.

>>213822152
It would just assume there's another xeno there.

>>213821623
is this dude an operator?

>>213823836
WHY DID YOU GIVE THEM GUNS?!?!?!!

https://pastebin.com/4nGM45wN
https://pastebin.com/4nGM45wN
https://pastebin.com/4nGM45wN

Holy shit is that a functional gravity beam emitter?! holy shit it destroys so much.

>>213824109
he was chief of security on the ship or something, so yeah.

>>213822063
>>213822063

>>213822726
Kuv-vol-yay because he's gay

Why's there so much sexual tension between Joe and Wendy?

>>213824109
cybernigga is an operator operating operationally

>>213822063
>>213824150
anti-semitic dogwhistle

>>213823492
I want to believe some of the Alien like the Praetorians and Predaliens could at least stand a chance against the level 1 safeguards and silicon life, but sadly the moment the silicon and safeguard go even 1 level above and start wielding weapons ...

well like you said ...

Vid related
>Silicon Life: FOOD!!! FREE BIO MATERIAL!!!
>Alien: :( NANI!?!?! I AM NOT FOOD ;_; don't EAT ME

Chink-chonk asian synths would eat Aliens for breakfast like they eat dogs and cats.
Video related is exactly what would happen to the poor xeno.

COMPLETE WITH THE SPRAY COCOON , that's exactly what the bastard Silicon Life do in the very first 30 pages of the manga.

>>213824186
Holy shit did he just bag an alien?
Niggersynth be like I'm eating good tonight.
Did the nigger just piss shower and cum shower all over the alien?

>>213824027
>Marrow gets a xeno consciousness
>Just becomes a T-1000

>>213824120
>cyborg xenomorph
Nothing surprising there.

>>213824186
Mmmmm xeno tendies, I'll take these chicken wings to go!

>>213823999
Michael my son! You know the wai! Jackson knows the wae to Uganda!

>>213824120
Okay but why not just place all those guns on a synthetic instead?

Oh my God is that gun on its head?

HOLY SHIT did they give it tiny goggles too? Why does it have tiny goggles?

>>213824384
kek

>>213824186
>>213824249
You know das rite

>>213824186
Did he ded? Is he ded?
Is the poor alien going to be okay?
Is that cocoon going to change the xeno's biology and he'll turn into a human? cause that sounds horrifying.

Those faggots should've released all the episodes at once.

>>213824120
It even has a nuclear proton pack :D :D

>>213824445
We wouldn't have threads about it then. Maybe a day or two and that would be it.

>Is that cocoon going to change the xeno's biology and he'll turn into a human? cause that sounds horrifying.
Mistakes into miracles. ;)

>>213821450 (OP)
>Human wearing an alien suit complete with the space jockey mask
Heh.
>Human x Alien hybrid
Species did it, Species did it - HR Giger worked on Species

>Ayy ya'll hol' up you mean we could have had some hot alien babes getting raped by xenos all along if Fox wasn't a prude?
>>213822701
Watcha talking dog? You don't like women that look like young boys and women that look like woMEN with muscle and well chiseled chins? :))
>Ayy c'mon dog I love Siggy Weave as much as the next fan, but she's no Natasha Henstridge. She's no Sydney Sweeney. She's no Jessica Alba.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dkmjz15N4ik

>>213824445
shit like that killed series and discussion

>>213822701
sigourney weaver is sexy as hell though, anon

>>213824120
>Why did they add tiny goggles!!
>Is that a gun on its head!?!?
Those are the
Extremely rare drop Legendary "Junior" Alien 3 Rape Goggles.
They give +50% rape effectiveness
+25% getting lucky
+100% improved vision
+200% coolness for maximum rape effectiveness
And they are Riddick approved. Vin Diesel himself signed them.

>>213823017
>make ironic shitpost prediction that Wendy will be treating the xenomorph like a dog
>few episodes in and she's leading it on a leash
I don't even know what to expect of this show anymore

Xenomorph, the galactic rapist.

should FX tackle predator next?

>>213821816
kill yourself, there is no hope for you

>>213824790
Not as hot as Natasha Henstridge ;) take a look at how Natasha looks now in her old age.
>But she's not Siggy Weave, not even Veronica Cartwright, not EVEN Wynona Ryder
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dkmjz15N4ik
Yep, they're not that disgusting curly haired bastard you call a WOman ;)
>How dare you talk about our Goddess that way. YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE
Oh I'm sorry but you actually find that jewish curly haired titless "Go back to work" bitch that drops the cat to be eaten alive by the Xeno in Alien1979 to be a goddess? Ooohh :( -_- *SLAMS the door in your face*
>And what about Wynona Ryder?
Elijah Wood wants his role back.

Fuck your apples, strawberries are the real fruit, not icky apples. :)

>>213822143
>big lips
light skin or ginger

what Earth animal is the closest equivalent of a xenomorph

>>213821623
Ohhhso that's why he is black, the darkness has consumed him

>>213825089
Enjoy your nightmares. ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJpNLWlp8U&ab_channel=TeamCandiru

>>213821623
>>213821642
>>213821779
>>213822152
>>213824174
Grow up racists piece of shit

>>213825150
Go back to India and grow up there eating shit. Shit is nutritious for you.

>>213825089
tiger

>>213825089
various jungle cats in terms of ferocity and killing methods. jaguars in particular use their fangs to pierce the skull.

>>213825089
House cat unironically

>>213825089
>>213825129
I'd say this wasp is closer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ySwuQhruBo
The xenomorph doesn't modify host behavior or let them walk willy nilly like in >>213825129 the facehugger is more of a paralysis "ovipositor" that aims to have the host incapacitated but alive until the embryo can come out, like in this video.

episode 3 is up for all 3 people who have youtube tv

>>213825345
Proofs?

Can anyone with youtube TV tell us if the show gets better or not?

>>213823017
Is this a metaphor about rape?

>>213825395
it's not up, he is a great liar

>>213825395
Show doesn't drop until 8 pm EST.

>>213823388
I never noticed the cheap looking black bicep implants (paddings?) on him before.

I was getting a little upset that the nigga caught the xeno so easily but then it got away. But still he did catch it very easily and would have if the plot didn’t fuck him out of it.

>>213825429
>>213825444
https://old.reddit.com/r/LV426/comments/1muivie/episode_3_is_available_on_youtube_tv_already_just/

>>213823180
Is this the dumbest mimic-type alien?
>needs host with eyeballs
>still fucking obvious

>>213825329
>It will eat the cockroach's organs in the order most likely to keep it alive
How does the newborn larva know that?
>It keeps the cockroach alive... for 1 month
How does the cockroach not just recover immediately and destroy the egg?
>The egg will soon hatch
How the hell does the egg hatch so quickly? How does the newborn wasp escape the previous cave-in? how is it already an adult in just 1 month?!
The caterpillar seemed either more torture inducing or more benevolent depending how you look at it.
I have so many questions...

>>213825472
Xenos are total jobbers, the first one got beaten by a woman and a cat, a whole hive couldn't catch one little girl and its queen was defeated by the same woman as the first xeno, and another xeno was beaten by a bunch of convicts with no weapons.

>>213825472
they constantly catch and lose the xeno in all the movies

>>213825533
They're carried hard by the acid blood.

>>213825485
>linking to reddit unironically

go back and stay back

>>213825533
>and a cat

Cats > xenomorphs, I thought this was obvious

What time does it drop?

>>213825548
>nooo you can't share information from reddit cause we are le 4chan army
fuck off faggot. its the internet

>>213825089
My dick

>>213825564
>>213825533
>Jonsey and Ripley
JONSEY-SAMA I KNEEL!!!

The xenomorph truly is Vegeta.

>>213825485
He's right, it's on VOD though.

>>213825601
kys you subhuman mentally ill leftist nigger

>>213825608
it opens to reveal a tiny head?

>youtube tv

unironically first time I hear of this garbage

>>213825596
8 pm EST or 5 bongs 12 bings.

>>213825596
already did

Having every movie feature thf Xeno made them increasingly boring as creature horror flicks. They should have regularly introduced other alien species and lifeform concepts to keep it fresh.

>>213825624
>you're a leftist cause you looked for info on a website I don't like
get over it retard. not everyone is endlessy triggered and assblasted at the existence of anything they don't like. you sound like a woman

>>213825653
Thanks geezer

>>213825656
DO NOT WATCH THIS UNTIL THE TIME STATED ABOVE

>>213825656
rip nvm fake malware

>>213825656
nice fake screenshot

>>213825656
Enjoy your curropted ISO
Yes, I downloaded it too.

>>213825663
no point calling it alien then, might call it generic shit

>>213823065
>There really is no stupid speculation you can make up for a laugh and not have it be a real possibility
When I was much younger, after having seen Terminator 3 in theaters, I wanted a movie or show about a Terminator family, with a Terminator dog.

>>213825690
>mfw I'm too lazy to actually check the file before downloading

>>213825669
so I was right, fag

>>213824872
>Spend the entire runtime shitposting BRAVO VINCE!
>penultimate episode of the show has Jessie yell "BRAVO" at Walt.
They browse here.

>>213825690
>Enjoy your curropted ISO
I hope you didn't actually mount that anon

>>213825700
>Terminator Family
>"I had a really bad day at work, sweetie."
>"Why honey, what happened?"
>"I got terminated."
>*laugh track plays on top of the movie theme*

where did you get the fake torrent from? I'm mildly curios, because I didn't see it in my usual places.

>>213825797
ninjavideo.net

>>213825690
Iso? I thought it was an .exe? What's gogikoefrtzhfde vgh daaqwt ccg ¿¿‽
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>>213825826
>bad gateway

>>213825548
It should tell you something that that site is getting this information before this one.

best girl with the best movie since aliens

>>213823241
>the timelines are so messed up nobody cares anymore, alien is kind of like mad max now.
Alien is certainly a less raped franchise than Terminator.

>>213825896
No franchise on Earth got raped more than Doctor Who

why do franchises get so raped? why is it so hard to follow a formula like Alien?

>>213824109
I'm pretty sure he shows up as one of the special forces guys in the trailer, yeah
Honestly I like his character more as being autistically committed to securing his bonus

>>213825931
Literally the primary criticism of Romulus was that it was too formulaic.

>>213825931
>creative original work, by a creative thinker
>All sequels follow formula
>formula becomes stale and uninteresting.
>creator leaves in disgust.

>creative original work, by creative thinker
>creator given complete creative control
>make a series of prequels about space taxes
>formula is fluid and unpredictable
>fans leave in disgust.

>>213825931
Who would want to see a spaceship crew get ass raped by the dickhead alien for the 10000000th time?

>>213823388
dabido-kun...

>>213825995
no they tried to do loremaxxing shit with an engineer
>>213826009
but we've only seen that in alien?

>>213826009
*raises hand*

>>213826009
>Who would want to see a spaceship crew get ass raped by the dickhead alien for the 10000000th time?
You might as well ask who would watch a dozen seasons of Columbo.
Every episode of Columbo is the same.
t. on Season 6

>>213826009
>S1.E5 ∙ In Space, No One...
>An outer-space vessel in peril leads to a dangerous reckoning.
oh no

>>213825896
Just you wait till the engineers reveal their time travel technology.

>>213822076
>Romulus 2
I'm one of the people who actually liked that movie, but how the hell are you supposed to make a sequel?
At best you could squeeze out a short film explaining what happened to Andy

>>213826055
what the fuck is with the columbo shilling on here reddit and x? i actually never heard of a boomer praising it once but for some reason people love it now

this is the only show where I need to put the volume to 100 on my headphones

what did they mean by this

>>213826080
>Just you wait till the engineers reveal their time travel technology.
I'm old enough to remember when Red Letter Media made a video about a Star Wars 9 leak, that suggested there would be time travel. That never panned out.

I also remember hearing on this board that Ahsoka would have timetravel and multiverse crossovers with the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Did that ever happen? I never kept up.

>>213825596
Do the executives at Fox, Brandywyne specifically look for girls that look like little boys and women with giant manjaws because they like them or it's what Alien demands or it's all of horror and sci-fi that has this problem?

>>213826096
Easy. A hugger stowed away somewhere. Rain reaches planet. Hugger attacks one of the people there... Romulus 2.

>>213826100
Boomers have always been about the newest thing.
Old people do not consume old kino television. They watch the latest Walking Dead or Law and Order or whatever.
Once you start Columbo, though, it can be addicting.

>>213822701
>not finding bush hot
NGMI

>>213826096
The place they're going to is definitely not a nice place, maybe only on the surface.

>>213823330
I only faintly remember the movie, and I never read the book, but when men are accused of having "Peter Pan" syndrome, they are accused of not having grown up. Of being children in adult bodies.

>>213823285
Did he also drop off and weather the derelict?

>>213824249
>synth
No. He's a cyborg.
The beginning of S1E1 tells us there are Cyborgs, Synths and Hybrids, and the first episode they tell us he's a Cyborg.

>>213826314
FTL + Special Relativity implies time travel is possible.

>>213824427
the alien escapes five minutes later in the same episode.

>>213823527
>This meme has gone long enough UNLESS you know the secret sauce to why going 360 would still make you go the intended 180 degrees the other way.
NTA, but it would be the same, if you moonwalked, or walked forward the entire globe.

What's the secret sauce, anon?

>>213823599
What's a nonshit show?

>>213826009
I would, seeing the Notstromo running around and collecting all those samples would probably make for a more interesting series than what we have

>>213824318
>>Marrow gets a xeno consciousness
>>Just becomes a T-1000
Are you suggesting he would get morphing powers, or are you forgetting that Arnold Schwarzenegger was a T-800?

>>213821450 (OP)
I loved Farscape

>>213824791
His name is actually Juda

the xeno is the worst part of this show desu
at least they showed it can be controlled and won't just stalk and kill everyone in predictable fashion
btw I hate boomer alien fans that want the same thing over and over

>>213826599
Alien 3 gave us the ending we deserved... it tried to, anyways

>ctrl + f "rape"
>13 results
Very gigerish

>>213826009
Just give some variety to it then, Aliens did it well since the xeno queen massively changes the formula on account of being sapient and probably psychic towards xenomorphs even if she was a sitting egglaying duck for most of it. The newborn in ressurection was also aight.
Or use other aliens. Say what you will about this show but it is nice that someone finally thought
>wait, the franchise is called Alien, not xenomorph... what if, just maybe, we added other aliens?

>>213826780
now you made 14 results
1 out of 2 anons is muslims or jeet
that's a fact

what time does it air again? also will somebody from here stream it like last time?

>>213827003
if you bookmarked the link, just try it again
3 bongs and 15 minutes till impact

>>213826461
> the entire globe.

>>213826599
They showed it can be tazered into fetal position and then jizzgunned at and can be walked like a puppy on a leash by Wendy
Kinda funny seeing it be a jobber tbqh

>>213827080
Xenos have been jobbers since 1986

anyone else refuse to watch next episode teasers. shows should stop doing it
that shit is just spoilers

>>213827833
How about the fad where they would show scenes from the very episode you are starting to watch as flashes during the intro. nBSG was horrendous with that.

>>213821450 (OP)
Can the Blade defeat Xeno?

>>213828506
Apparently a taser can defeat them, so yes, anyone can.

>>213828506
I would say a xeno, but the AI overlord disagrees

>>213828587
let's not be intellectually dishonest, it wasn't a taster, it was a super special future gun and the dude is some operator rambo type

>>213828620
It was a taser.

>>213828620
A super special future taser powerful enough to KO the xeno but not so powerful as to turn the weak little medic guy into charcoal

>>213821450 (OP)
anyone who isn't glad this fucking bullshit was not made is a fucking RETARD

>>213828656
ESL-kun care to take care of the double negative and try again?

Predictions for tonight's instalment? Will it be the first good ep or even shittier than the other two?

>>213828686
even shittier, ep. 3 is always filler, ALWAYS

>>213828506
Now ask it if Blade can defeat any Warframe and make sure the AI even knows wtf a Warframe is.

>>213828684
I would add triple and quadruple octagonist negative if I could

kek

>>213828804
Now ask it if the black goo can beat the infestation.

I think I broke it :(

>>213828896
Prometheus bros...

>>213828896
>>213828978

>>213828506
Yes. He would be the protagonist. The only way Blade could be defeated by a xenomorph is if he had to sacrifice himself to save the day or if there was a more important capeshit character around to take his place.

A.I. sounds like a /tv/ poster

>>213821816
(You) are the actual, literal reason why everything is shit. you know that, right?

>>213829056
you took the bait

I really really like the main protag

>>213829090
>t. pedo

>>213829013
>infested weaponizing the black goo
Imagine the xenos.

Can someone explain why she put a sword on her back?

>>213829291
someone on the team saw an anime and thought it was cool

>>213829013
Hey ask it if there's anything that can survive a shot from a fully charge Gravity Beam Emitter from Blame!

https://pastebin.com/4nGM45wN

>>213829420
>She's 11 years old but in the body of an adult
>Also she has special hacking powers the other synths don't have
>Also she can hear the xenos "talking"
>Also she has a cool katana
It's 100% this

>>213829291
its a dangerous mission so she might have to fight

>>213821623
not canon lol

>>213826837
> add other aliens
That's exactly what the show is doing.

>>213823330
Peter Pan isn't American either.

>>213823338
each way is at least 8 months, plus time spent at thedus

>>213829476
it has trouble with linking other universes to it

> too lazy to show how all the research contained species escaped

Lazy show.

>>213829647
the glass broke in the crash. retard

>>213824964
i don't think anons want more predator kino

>>213825608
>>213825628

>>213829724
>Lady Predator shows up
>Down With The Sickness starts playing
DON'T HURT ME MOMMY

I've been busy with life and didn't know there was an alien tv show. Is it good? Mind you I think the previous alien movie was awful.

>>213829869
it's worse than the movie, but if you are a fan it's ok

thread moves so fast no one will notice an episode of alien earth is the highlight of my week :(

>>213823330
In Peter Pan kids go to neverland and never have to grow up. Peter Pan syndrome is a term for someone who doesn't want to grow up (usually a man)

>>213829927
me too, fren :)

>>213826145
?

>>213830016
:D

>>213830046
did you play AvP2?

>>213830078
Sadly no.

>>213824186
How original….

>>213830092
you should play it, fren. it''s peak AvP fun.

What was the last show you guys followed every week for its whole run? For me, it was Shogun. Also an FX show. Their programming this decade has been stellar.

>>213829724
>>213824964
I've been thinking about it and as shitty as so many Predator installments get, they have successfully maintained part of their hype all these years because they're never fully revealed. We only ever see them in the context of their hunting LARP ritual, where they seem to have a very intentional goal to handicap themselves and try to get themselves killed. If a drunk redneck gets stomped to death by the deer he was hunting, that doesn't mean deer have now become the apex species.

I sorta like that, they might actually be gods beyond all human ability, and even after so many installments they've been humiliated much less than the Engineers. That the idea of a "war" with them is absurd because nothing can ever be more than an amusement for them. And of course they always get that antihero potential because as asshole as they can be, the "They really don't wanna fight things that can't fight back" rule has been baked in from the start.

>>213830175
yeah it makes me wonder what their society, government and military is like

for all we know they're some galaxy-spanning Covenant-tier empire and the handful we see are like rich yuppies going on excursions

>>213830166
FROM with /tv/.

>>213830175
I watched Prey again the other day and I forgot how much of a bitch that Predator was, he got so fucked up in the fights

>>213830166
Silo S2.

>>213830225
I miss having unanswered questions in Alien, I always wanted to know how it came to be but it turns out I really didn't.

>>213830230
Weekly TV is the only way to watch a show. I've never cared for binging in and never engaged in it. I also watched this Apple show called Sugar with our Wendy in it last year even though it was pretty middling,I still enjoyed watching it week by week. Also Penguin and ofc Shogun. 2025 hasn't had any good shows besides this one.

>>213830259
yeah prometheus kinda shit the bed

+1

>>213830390
+2

>>213821450 (OP)
New
>>213830445
>>213830445
>>213830445

+3

>>213825150
SAAAAAAAAAR DON'T SAY THE RACISMS SAAAAR

x

>>213826574
He has morphing powers, he turned his hand into a blowtorch to seal the door in episode 1