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Anonymous No.213823145 >>213823374 >>213823565 >>213823608 >>213823846 >>213823857 >>213824183 >>213824293 >>213824400 >>213824807 >>213824957 >>213825011 >>213825083 >>213825251 >>213825358 >>213825451 >>213825649 >>213826571 >>213826949 >>213827206 >>213827903 >>213828615 >>213829472 >>213829601
>just because a girl wants to be your friend, doesn't mean she's a bad person


Trvth nvke. Too bad this scene didn't air 20 years ago for you guys.
Anonymous No.213823175 >>213823772 >>213824163
Mike Judge still apologizing for Boomhaur's Cold Approach lesson.
Anonymous No.213823374 >>213823698 >>213823709 >>213823773 >>213823809 >>213824233 >>213824250 >>213824356 >>213824408 >>213824508 >>213824607 >>213824615 >>213824836 >>213825269 >>213825344 >>213825414 >>213826253 >>213826629 >>213827377 >>213827861 >>213827891 >>213827982 >>213828144 >>213828268 >>213828348 >>213828605 >>213829126 >>213829158 >>213829357 >>213829423 >>213829513 >>213829601
>>213823145 (OP)
Unfortunatley its true, but its also true that you dont have hang around like fucking chump afterwards. Every time Ive been friendzoned I just said "sounds good to me."
Call me at 2 am wanting to talk? Sorry bro, cant talk, I have work in the morning
You need a ride somewhere? Sure just throw me some gas money.
Youre hungry? Ill be glad to go halvsies on pizza with you.
You'd be surprissd how many women will completley drop you after they realize they cant take advantage of you anymore.
And before chuds start calling me an incel anf blah blah blah, Ive been married for several years now and have kid so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anonymous No.213823440
be friends? sure. pretend nothing happened after you dumped me and played with my feelings? no, bitch, you get ostracized from my life.
Anonymous No.213823469 >>213823493 >>213823516 >>213824282
having women in your friend group is fine but hanging out with them platonically 1 on 1 is wack
Anonymous No.213823493 >>213823500 >>213823517 >>213829091
>>213823469
I have no problem hanging our with fat/ugly girls 1 on 1.
Anonymous No.213823500 >>213823655
>>213823493
that will send them the wrong message
Anonymous No.213823516 >>213823617 >>213823671 >>213823683 >>213823723 >>213824271 >>213824450 >>213827474
>>213823469
My girlfriend hangs out with all her male coworkers 1 on 1 and sometimes is too tired to drive home and sleeps on their couch. Relationships require trust.
Anonymous No.213823517
>>213823493
Edit: just dont get drunk with them
Anonymous No.213823565 >>213823750
>>213823145 (OP)
>just because a girl wants to be your friend, doesn't mean she's a bad person
wants to be friends with you, seeing that you want something more, a ritual of humiliation
Anonymous No.213823608
>>213823145 (OP)
She's also probably not worth your time. Women in general are a lot less interesting than men. If a woman tells you she just wants to be friends that's fine, that's her choice, but move on immediately. You are wasting your time if you continue trying to pursue her and you'll also find she is a lot less interesting when there's zero chance of you ending up with your dick inside her.
Also be honest and up front with your intentions from the start. With very few exceptions most will not turn a friend into a lover, just doesn't work that way.
Anonymous No.213823613
My girlfriend went out playing poker with the boys one night and came home with a queen of spades tattoo lmfao! I didn't like it at first but I think its kinda cool
Anonymous No.213823617
>>213823516
Anonymous No.213823655
>>213823500
Yea but who gives a fuck about them or their feelings lol
Thats why I added the addendum "just dont get drunk with them"
Anonymous No.213823671
>>213823516
I'm sure she's very well rested and limber when she finally gets back. A real glow about her, you could say.
Anonymous No.213823683
>>213823516
Terrible b8
Anonymous No.213823698
>>213823374
Kek. Based.
Anonymous No.213823709 >>213823906 >>213824250 >>213825975 >>213828268
>>213823374
Based. I wouldn't even mind being friendzoned if 90% of women didn't make shitty friends.
>Hey, let's grab a drink
>Sure, first round's on me
>What? I'm not paying for anything
>Okay, I'll have a beer and the lady will have a water.
Actual conversation I've had btw
Anonymous No.213823723
>>213823516
Based truster
Anonymous No.213823750 >>213824762
>>213823565
I dont understand whats so hard to understand. The moment a women friendszones a man its now HIS fault for staying and I have no sympathy.
Anonymous No.213823772
>>213823175
FPBP
Anonymous No.213823773 >>213823984
>>213823374
It's crazy the stuff women expect you do when you're "friends" with them. I don't mind helping a buddy out late at night or fixing something for them because I know they would easily do the same for me. Women will ask you to unclog their poopy toilet and asking them to get your mail you're out is met with, "Ugh, but I'm really busy anon and I have to go clubbing with my friends."
Anonymous No.213823780
Unless he is gay or a childhood friend

Literally all the male friends girls have are just dudes who failed to fuck her
Anonymous No.213823809 >>213823940
>>213823374
Girls lose their SHIT when you treat them like an actual bro instead of a eunuch bf
Anonymous No.213823846
>>213823145 (OP)
Females are evils of society
Anonymous No.213823857 >>213823890
>>213823145 (OP)
>Hank explains that this guy simply isn't emotionally mature yet

Damn near everyone on 4chan has yet to learn this lesson.
Anonymous No.213823890 >>213823977
>>213823857
you're so mature for getting cucked
Anonymous No.213823906 >>213824250
>>213823709
This. Although being frienzoned sucks, nothing compares to the look of a woman the first time she realizes she no longer has a free pass.
Anonymous No.213823940 >>213824110 >>213826270
>>213823809
i guess it's just a matter of time before we fucking nutless troons or becoming one. fuck this website... damn it to hell.
Anonymous No.213823969
>You’re not entitled to sex

And you’re not entitled to “friendship”
Anonymous No.213823977
>>213823890
You a dumb fuck dip shit for picking a slut or screwing up and chasing her off.
Anonymous No.213823984 >>213824055
>>213823773
They know exactly what theyre doing, and to a certain extent who can blame them, Id do the exact same thing if all I had to do was look pretty for guys to throw money/time at me
Anonymous No.213824055 >>213824200
>>213823984
>the things some peple do for money
some people deserve to die.
Anonymous No.213824071
I don’t understand why women think you have to stay friends with them forever after they reject you.
>So you never even liked me at all?! You just wanted to fuck me?!
No, I liked you more than you like me and now I don’t feel like pretending I don’t to make you feel better.
Anonymous No.213824110 >>213825081
>>213823940
>i guess it's just a matter of time before we fucking nutless troons or becoming one
Lmao looks like youre just looking for any excuse to cut your nuts off/suck dick. Just admit youre gay bro.
Any normal person will continue to date around until they find a woman that shares similar views as them. They ARE out there.
But if youre too weak to play the game, then enjoy getting fucked in the ass lmao
Anonymous No.213824135
>when your ex breaks up with you but wants to remain friends
>this is likely until she finds a new man
>it's literally impossible for women to be alone for a couple weeks
Anonymous No.213824163 >>213824262 >>213825764 >>213826076 >>213826787
>>213823175
>apologizing
he's depicted as a weird creep in that scene, every woman he approaches is disgusted by him, Bobby figures it out almost immediately
Anonymous No.213824183 >>213828611
>>213823145 (OP)
>man that lived in Saudi Arabia is lecturing "incels" about how to treat all women with respect because they are a bit upset that they are being mocked for their size
BRAVO!!! Brave and powerful
Anonymous No.213824200 >>213825097
>>213824055
Everyone gotta eat, anon. Dont hate the player, hate the game.
Anonymous No.213824233 >>213824287 >>213824404 >>213825181 >>213828268
>>213823374
Based
Be friends with women, but be genuine friends. If you wouldn't deal with a buddy of yours if he called you at 2 am to bitch at you about some irrelevant bullshit, or try to bring favors out of you constantly like rides to the airport or rearranging furniture, then you shouldn't accept them from women. The ones who actually want to be your friend will get the hint and be fine, and the ones who don't will quickly figure out that you're not easy pickings and fuck off to pester some simp they have waiting in the wings
You shouldn't retain anger or resentment in your heart if a woman doesn't want to fuck you, that's life. But you shouldn't give them special treatment either, without the specter of romance between the two of you they're just a person like any other, and you should treat them accordingly
Anonymous No.213824250 >>213826015
>>213823374
>>213823709
>>213823906
>realizing that I was only friends for a chick because she wanted someone to entertain her while her bf was busy
>especially when she'd call me just to yap on the phone while driving and then immediately hang up when she got home

shit really hurts once you learn how manipulative and shallow women can be
Anonymous No.213824262 >>213828497
>>213824163
Wrong, at the end of that scene you see Boomhauer getting a number from a woman, the point was even a Chad like Boomhauer got rejected a lot but didn’t care because he was just playing the numbers game.
Anonymous No.213824271 >>213824580 >>213825210 >>213825221 >>213827474 >>213828732
>>213823516
my gf has two guy friends she hangs out with, Ive met both of them, ones in a long term relationship with someone else, the other dude is like a big brother to her, but she says its never been sexual
Anonymous No.213824282
>>213823469
I've encountered 1 or 2 women in my entire life who were interesting enough to talk to in a platonic environment, it can happen
Anonymous No.213824287 >>213824753
>>213824233
>You shouldn't retain anger or resentment in your heart if a woman doesn't want to fuck you
This part is key
Anonymous No.213824293
>>213823145 (OP)
hank has zero female friends
Anonymous No.213824307
Straight men and women are never platonic friends. Hank and every normal man in the world knows this. Can the 40 year old girl boss nep baby cunts who wrote this shit at least try and make it less obvious?
Anonymous No.213824356 >>213824418 >>213826220
>>213823374
Yeah if you dont figure this shit out by your 20s your ngmi. Treat a women like any other normal friend and they will have no interest in hanging around you or they actually want to fuck and you should make a move
Anonymous No.213824400
>>213823145 (OP)
No girl has ever wanted companionship as a friend, much less a lover. I am nothing to them.
Anonymous No.213824404 >>213824534
>>213824233
bingo. I met a girl and we had a good first night, i saw her again a few days later and she told me she didnt want to go any further. I was little hurt but I just adjusted our plan for the day to be strictly friends, didnt pay for any of her stuff, treated her like a regular person and went home, didnt talk to her again, she didnt talk to me again
Anonymous No.213824408
>>213823374
There's literally nothing wrong with this
Anonymous No.213824418 >>213825340
>>213824356
Honestly thats what highschool is for. By college you should be on the level.
Anonymous No.213824450
>>213823516
Mid b8 tbqh
Anonymous No.213824508 >>213824550 >>213824574 >>213825512 >>213825832
>>213823374
Yeah, if she doesn't want you that's fine. It's also fine to cut her off. It's insane to expect a guy to stick around and be an emotional tampon, but as usual women don't comprehend that.
Anonymous No.213824534 >>213824585 >>213824648
>>213824404
I mean, shouldnt it be the same regardless of gender? I knew a guy in college and we became fast friends. He was super chill and hilarious af. The first couple of times we went to a bar or whatever he never had any money
At the time I was working a really well paid job so I had no problem paying for drinks, but after two or three outings I realized it was becoming a pattern. After that whenever he called or texted me saying we should meet at the bar I would tell him yea but that I wouldnt be paying because I had X or Y expense that week. After two or three weeks we basically stopped talking altogether. Dont let yourself get taken advantage of, regardless of gender.
Anonymous No.213824550
>>213824508
>It's insane to expect a guy to stick around and be an emotional tampon
Even women wont do that for other women. That should be a huge clue.
Anonymous No.213824574 >>213824809
>>213824508
They comprehend it just fine. They get off on having that sort of power over a guy without offering anything but the faintest hint of pussy
Anonymous No.213824580
>>213824271
She fucked each at least a few times, and likely continues to. They get off on how trusting you are
Anonymous No.213824585
>>213824534
yes it does go both way. women should continue to give men signals if they arent interested, men shouldnt hang around women and who arent interested in them and continue to do things for them
Anonymous No.213824589
>girl says she just wants to be friends
>doesn't want to drink a bunch of beer with me and smoke cigarettes
Do women even understand what friendship is?
Anonymous No.213824607 >>213826487
>>213823374
This. Women not being interested in you and softening the blow with "let's be friends" talk is perfectly fine. Women hunting for beta orbiters are harpies, and men above the age of 20 who fall for that shit deserve it for being retarded.
That said, a friendship between a man and a woman can happen, as long as it's not too deep. I have women in my life I consider friends, but it's not like we sit down 1 on 1 for hours on end, talking about our deepest issues. It's more of a casual thing.
Anonymous No.213824615
>>213823374
Based, this is simply called self respect
Anonymous No.213824648
>>213824534
Obviously. The point is no guy would tolerate another dude doing that, he'd be called a mooch and told to fuck off immediately. Guys simping for a platonic girl "friend" is all to common
Anonymous No.213824661 >>213824687 >>213824830
that's ok i dont have any friends guy or girl
Anonymous No.213824687 >>213824859
>>213824661
This. What good is a friend? I help people move, they don't help me back. Fuck them.
Anonymous No.213824696 >>213824742 >>213825569 >>213827204
>friends with girls
>they find someone.
>still wants to hang out
>finds you girlfriends to double date with.

Call it networking. It pays off.
Anonymous No.213824742 >>213824880
>>213824696
this DOES work, but you have to play it cool and not simp them hoping they will show you some female friends, be a likable guy to be around, give other women attention, and the will start to vouch for you
Anonymous No.213824751 >>213828268
the friendzone doesnt exist because you arent really her friend, you are just trying to fuck her, which can be fine you just have to be honest

you have a few routes with women

"friends to lovers" is a genuine thing that can happen but you have to actually care about them first, then eventually you take the leap and tell them how you feel. if she's not interested then you just say it will probably be too awkward being friends with someone you've openly
confessed to, and you go your separate ways

or just have a fling and keep fucking until you're in a relationship

but the last thing you should ever do is be friends with a girl you're attracted to and never say anything

also a really underrated thing is simply being friends with girls who then hook you up with their friends. girls LOVE to play matchmaker but they'll never do that if they smell desperation on you.
Anonymous No.213824753 >>213824905
>>213824287
i never feel resentment when a girl i really like rejects me, rather i'm blaming myself for messing up the situation. it's like i don't want to be orbiting her, because it would hurt my feefees seeing her with someone other, but also it would be detrimental to her relationships if there was some creepy guy hanging around.

it's truly tragic, but the fault is mine, for getting emotionally involved and ruining something that could be a nice friendship.

full transparency, there have been times where i was like "nah, fuck off" after getting rejected, but that just means we weren't really a good match from the start and i was only there for the sexy times - still my fault.
Anonymous No.213824762 >>213824843
>>213823750
who talks about staying?
Anonymous No.213824796
the biggest blackpill of my life was the fact that my only long term relationship was started because i sent a dick pic to a girl on tinder

unless you're a giga chad, its all just persistence and luck and eventually, statistically, you'll probably just hit up a girl who happens to be horny
Anonymous No.213824807
>>213823145 (OP)
>just because a girl wants to be your friend
This has never happened to me though
Anonymous No.213824809
>>213824574
I really dont think its a power thing, its a convenience thing. I would fucking LOVE it if I had a big muscle waifu to protect me, open jars, check for wierd noises at night, etc.
Anonymous No.213824830
>>213824661
Shit, youre better off alone than in bad company
Anonymous No.213824836 >>213824943
>>213823374
>uses “chud” unironically
>procreates
lol, you’d be the first
Anonymous No.213824843
>>213824762
definitionally part of the typical view of the "friendzone"

the concept of the friendzone wouldnt even exist if certain men had enough self respect to leave once its clear a girl isnt interested in them
Anonymous No.213824859 >>213824875 >>213824897 >>213825014 >>213825031
>>213824687
Why did you expect something in return?
Anonymous No.213824875 >>213825316
>>213824859
If I help someone move and they don't help me move, we are not equals, they treat me as disposable labor. Fuck them.
Anonymous No.213824880
>>213824742
>ou have to play it cool and not simp them hoping they will show you some female friends
also this. You have to be someone they would want to set up with one of their friends. They're not going to pass a simp off to a fellow friend as fuckable.
Anonymous No.213824897
>>213824859
maybe he didnt do it because he expected something initially, but you have to admit, helping friends who then never seem to make time to help you does feel one sided and shitty
Anonymous No.213824905 >>213824931 >>213824934
>>213824753
>feefees
Stopped reading there. What kind of arrested developmeng faggotry do you have that you camt even write the word "feelings"
Every bad thing that has ever happened to you is your fault.
Anonymous No.213824916
Writing all of this gay shit down and taking notes in a little notebook so women will fuck me
Anonymous No.213824931
>>213824905
Chill out big guy.
Anonymous No.213824934
>>213824905
>Every bad thing that has ever happened to you is your fault.
about 80% yeah, and in retrospective easily avoidable
Anonymous No.213824943 >>213825193
>>213824836
Are you fucking retarded? I didnt use the word "chud" at all. Work on your reading comprehension dumb ESL poster.
Anonymous No.213824957
>>213823145 (OP)
I like that he points out hes the only one with a wife, because it is true a lot of le alpha men that sell courses always seem to be lonely and single
Anonymous No.213825011
>>213823145 (OP)
Women aren't people Hank... you fucking retard.
Anonymous No.213825014
>>213824859
Moving is one of the few interactions where I feel it really is a tit for tat thing, and it's fucked up to not return the favor. Helping someone move is a significant imposition; You're asking someone to basically sacrifice an entire day and a lot of their energy to personally help you in the name of your friendship, and ideally the experience itself, being at least a little strenuous, brings you closer together. You move a bunch of heavy shit, you heave a sigh of relief when the last boxes are in, and you comisserate over pizzas and beer or something afterwards. If after that experience, that person turns to you in an hour of need and just outright refuses to help, that feels like a direct rejection of the level of friendship you offered them, and that's supremely fucked up. To take from someone knowing fell well you intend to give them nothing in return is despicable
Anonymous No.213825031
>>213824859
Whether you like it or not, give and take is part of a "relationship"
If youre only giving then you might as well be a slave.
Anonymous No.213825081 >>213825214
>>213824110
lol. just pay for the sex anon. women are fucking crazy.
Anonymous No.213825083
>>213823145 (OP)
My 2 cents. >>213824917
Anonymous No.213825097
>>213824200
Oh i'll hate on whoever tries to play me plenty. Fuc the game, player and the creator of this shit show.
Anonymous No.213825181 >>213825217 >>213825254
>>213824233
I'd rather just ignore you and your preditory bullshit. I'm sure you will try to hit me with a list of rules to follow that you don't follow and won't follow next. Don't even bother replying back.
Anonymous No.213825193
>>213824943
kek
Anonymous No.213825210
>>213824271
That’s cute, it’s kinda like he’s your big bro too, maybe you can make it sexual
Anonymous No.213825214
>>213825081
Ive done both lol
Anonymous No.213825217
>>213825181
>preditory
Anonymous No.213825221 >>213825230 >>213825360 >>213827640 >>213828268
>>213824271

If your gf is consistently hanging out with men 1 on 1, then you've already lost any sort of respect and agency you had in the relationship because she knows she can manipulate you and you'll buy her throwaway excuse lines.


This is the same reason why I always ask women how'd they'd react if their bf they've been wanting to be with went and routinely confided his feelings with another women and spent alone time with regularly would make them react when they try the "b-but he's my friend" line that gets thrown out to absolve themselves of accountability. The answer if they would go nuts and be extremely jealous of these other women in their bf's lives. This is confirmed by how women talk about how they act on social media when they see even the potential over their bf giving attention to another women without them being the center of attention. They simply do not care about the hypocrisy and will do whatever they can to absolve themselves of admitting their wrong and don't have the same respect their bf's most usually have for them. It's not about "trust" or being "comfortable" in a relationship to allow your significant other to do these things, it's about basic respect and realizing you live in reality with someone else who takes advantage of your kind nature that will set up major potential problems that never should exist in the first place because they've never been held responsible for being in an actual mature relationship.
Anonymous No.213825230
>>213825221
Nigga its bait
Anonymous No.213825251 >>213825276 >>213825385
>>213823145 (OP)
Having girls for friends sounds cool until they get boyfriends..spending time around beautiful women becomes a turn off when someone else is fucking them. May as well just find a gf and only have guy friends
Anonymous No.213825254
>>213825181
>i dont like rules
>dont reply back
Fuck you I wont do what you tell me
Anonymous No.213825259 >>213826819
the biggest Trvth nvke is that men do not like women. like, AT ALL. a woman will never be free until she accepts this simple fact.
Anonymous No.213825269 >>213825296
>>213823374
Needed to see this desu
Anonymous No.213825276
>>213825251
>boyfriends..spending time around beautiful women becomes a turn off when someone else is fucking them.
Thats just evolution
Anonymous No.213825296
>>213825269
Glad I could help
Anonymous No.213825316 >>213825356
>>213824875
Who are you to deserve this respect?
Anonymous No.213825340
>>213824418
In a well functioning society yeah, for sure, these days it’s fair to give people some leeway to unlearn whatever falsities about the dynamics of male/female behavior they get rammed down their throats in school and media.
Anonymous No.213825344
>>213823374
I wish more beta males would figure this out. Women get away with all their bullshit specifically because men allow it. Once they grow a spine, women have no power over them.
Anonymous No.213825356 >>213825483 >>213825932
>>213825316
I'm the guy who took your washing machine down three flights of stairs in a building with no elevator.
Anonymous No.213825358 >>213827155
>>213823145 (OP)
Hank needs his ass beat for filling G.H.’s head with boomer simp shit. He’d be better off listening to Bobby or better yet, Joseph who has puss slayer genes.
Anonymous No.213825360 >>213825382
>>213825221
I've told her straight up that I dont have any female friends and that I dont spend time with any 1 on 1. She says she loves that about me, but I cant expect her to not hang out with her guy friends because she sees the one dude as a big brother and tells him about whats going on in her life, and they they can talk about shit like K-drama, because I have no interest in it.

Anyways, whenever I bring it up now she asks me why I suddenly care about it. I feel like there's no way to solve this short of just breaking up the relationship, which might happen anyways for other reasons
Anonymous No.213825382
>>213825360
>but I cant expect her to not hang out with her guy friends because she sees the one dude as a big brother
LOL
Anonymous No.213825385
>>213825251
>Having girls for friends sounds cool until they get boyfriends..spending time around beautiful women becomes a turn off when someone else is fucking them. May as well just find a gf and only have guy friends
If sex is all youre looking for, dont be a 'nice guy' and use friendship as a trojan horse for your inevitable desperate hookup attempt.
Anonymous No.213825414 >>213825591
>>213823374
Terrible LARP.
What you, as a woman, do not get is that I don't want to have pizza with you or drive you anywhere or whatever. Just leave me alone if you don't want the relationship.
Anonymous No.213825426 >>213825458 >>213825622 >>213825687 >>213825726 >>213826882
>see a hottie at work
>get to know her
>ask her out on date
>OK anon, but I'm bringing other friends from work
>friends get the hint and leave us alone
>go on 2 more dates
>she says she just wants to be friends
>"ok, but I am interested in you romantically, not as a friend."
>do not talk to her unless it had to do with work
>she comes back begging to date
>she's now my wife
Anonymous No.213825451
>>213823145 (OP)
Men and women can't be friends.
Men and men can't be friends either.
Anonymous No.213825458 >>213825513 >>213828443
>>213825426
too bad about all those chads she fucked in the meantime anon
Anonymous No.213825483 >>213825574
>>213825356
Anonymous No.213825512
>>213824508
It's not insane. Guys do it all the time. It's insane for the guy to stick around hoping he's more than a disposable object
Anonymous No.213825513
My friend dumped his girlfriend on Christmas and kicked her out. She moved into a guys apartment who she friendzoned before and started dating him because he didn't make her pay bills while my friend did. She eventually cheated on him with my friend and he told the boyfriend about it but he forgave her.
>>213825458
kek
Anonymous No.213825569 >>213825800
>>213824696
>finds you girlfriends to double date with.

That literally never happens. Try to date one of her friends and she'll lose it.
Anonymous No.213825574 >>213825903
>>213825483
This reminds me of that fucking piece of shit apartment my sister moved into, then had to move out of less than 2 years later when it was condmended.
>apartment is on the 4th floor
>beds, sofas or large tables don't fit in the elevator, which wasn't even built with the building but added later on and was fucking tiny
For fuck's sake
Anonymous No.213825591
>>213825414
>Terrible LARP.
What do you want a picture of my marriage certificate lmaooo
Keep making terrible life decisions, bro, no skin off my back.
Anonymous No.213825622
>>213825426
Im going to take this at face value and say good on you, anon.
Anonymous No.213825630
advice for dealing with a cute girl that you work with?

should i find another job or get her fired so I can approach her without it being a weird dynamic?
Anonymous No.213825649
>>213823145 (OP)
Girls don't want to be friends. they want an emotional tampon.
Anonymous No.213825687 >>213826043 >>213826882
>>213825426
Anons wont believe this but often times a woman turning you down is part of the chase. The first time I tried to kiss my now wife she denied me. At the time it was pretty humilating, but now she literally sucks on my balls.
Anonymous No.213825726 >>213825793 >>213825830 >>213825869 >>213825960 >>213825992 >>213826057 >>213826649 >>213826970 >>213827086 >>213827411
>>213825426
>Meet cute woman at work
>The week before Thanksgiving SHE asks ME if I want to get coffee sometime
>Gives me her number
>Work has a 3-day shutdown over Thanksgiving
>Text her
>"Hey it's Anon, a new coffee place just opened up in town, if you want to check it out let me know"
>Silence, get ghosted
>Get back to work
>Awkward as fuck for like a week
>She comes up to me when I'm making copies that Friday and apologizes for not getting back to me
>I laugh it off and tell her she has nothing to apologize for
>I'm secretly extremely sad about it because she's sweet and attractive and I thought she liked me

I'm not leaving out any details, that's literally what happened. What did I do wrong?
Anonymous No.213825764
>>213824163
lol you retard
Anonymous No.213825793 >>213825870 >>213826074
>>213825726
You could make up a bunch of assumptions or you could just ask her outright and get finality. There's no harm in it either, it makes it awkward for her, not you.n24k
Anonymous No.213825800
>>213825569
>Try to date one of her friends and she'll lose it.
You make that sound like a bad thing.
Anonymous No.213825830 >>213826361
>>213825726
Nothing.
Such is life sometimes.
More jaded and cynical part of me says that you were her backup/way of getting back at someone in the moment, but she got a hold of herself or made up with the person responsible
Anonymous No.213825832 >>213825866
>>213824508
Women get that just fine, the beta simps who serve her hoping for a crumb of pussy are the insane ones who don't comprehend they're not going to score.
Anonymous No.213825866
>>213825832
I’ve seen many a viral post of women complaining men don’t wanna hang out with them anymore just because they aren’t willing to give them pussy so I think you are incorrect on this matter actually
Anonymous No.213825869
>>213825726
A more attractive man asked her out. You are backup.
Anonymous No.213825870 >>213825902 >>213825951 >>213827156
>>213825793
So, just literally go up to her and be like
>"Hey, remember when YOU asked ME to hang out outside of work? And then I got all excited and you ghosted me? Haha what was that all about you bitch?"
Obviously I wouldn't be that passive aggressive but it's been months and I'm obviously still salty about it. On the positive side, the other women I work with think she's a cunt for doing it.
Anonymous No.213825897 >>213825930 >>213826150
Honestly, I'm unsure of what it means to be a good friend to anybody, guy or girl. I've always had to be the person initiating meeting up. It's not like people avoid me either, they seem happy to, but I dunno why I'm the person who has to put in all the effort in maintaining the relationships. I think they'll all just fizzle out if I don't try.
Anonymous No.213825902 >>213826168
>>213825870
Damn, you talk and act like a woman. No wonder she was put off by you. It's been fucking months, dude. Forget about it lmao
Anonymous No.213825903
>>213825574
Damn this is tough cause its your sister but normally I wouldnt help someone above the second floor.
Anonymous No.213825926 >>213826199
every thread about this makes it look like 2010s tumblr millenial slop
king of the hill wasn't even good so I can't imagine being so r*ddit as to watch this revival
Anonymous No.213825930 >>213826056
>>213825897
You aren't fun to be around or you're annoying. I've never had friendships where it was completely one sided and I was the one initiating hanging out. If I was then I would just assume those people don't like me.
Anonymous No.213825932 >>213826039 >>213826226
>>213825356
If you can handle that you shouldn't need much help moving.
Anonymous No.213825951
>>213825870
Ahh, sorry. I wasn't thinking about how it was back last thanksgiving. Either way, it's always fine to confront people as long as you aren't passive aggressive about it, just look for a real answer. As I said, they're the ones who get embarrassed, and a lot of the times they have valid reasons, and you'll know if it's worth continuing with them.
Anonymous No.213825960
>>213825726
>What did I do wrong?
You texted her first. Unless your an absolute CHAD in the looks department, you never text first.
Anonymous No.213825975
>>213823709
>Based. I wouldn't even mind being friendzoned if 90% of women didn't make shitty friends
More like 99% and they don't even make good friends with each other lmao.
Anonymous No.213825992
>>213825726
>She was in a bad mood when you sent the text and didn't feel like getting back to you afterwards
>She saw, waited to reply and then legitimately forgot until days later
>She could have gotten her period
>She could have gotten the news that her childhood pet finally died recently
Really, there are a myriad number of reasons why she didn't respond, I wouldn't take it too harshly. It doesn't seem like you did anything wrong, from what you wrote it seems pretty sensible. You got a very direct sign of interest and responded in turn, nothing wrong with that
Women are temperamental by nature, it's impossible to know what could have been going on in her mind to make her act the way she did. They're crazy and they inflict wounds on us without even trying, take solace in the fact that at least you tried
Anonymous No.213826015 >>213827460
>>213824250
It is all about perspective.

Your perspective is that you were a helpless victim; I say you were and are a grown ass man and simped when you should have been a man. My perspective is active and masculine whereas yours is passive and feminine. Which do you think is more likely to attract a woman?
Anonymous No.213826039
>>213825932
Some objects are large and unwieldy and the difficulty in moving them is not the weight but the fact that one person cannot hold them
Anonymous No.213826043 >>213826249
>>213825687
Most of the time, the chase would imply that there is a prize in the end.
But most women don't even cut it as participation trophy.
Anonymous No.213826056 >>213826136
>>213825930
Why would they pretend to enjoy my presence then when I do hangout then? I shouldn't have passed it off as applying to everybody, I do have a small number of friends who reach out, but I've known them the longest.
Anonymous No.213826057
>>213825726
You shouldn’t have laughed it off and said that faggoty thing. Wdym she had nothing to apologize for, she made plans and bailed on them without thought at the very least.
You don’t need to throw a fit or act out if she did some shit you didn’t like, spare her the niceties. Just an “ah ok” and go about your business
or give her shit for it if you’re charismatic + attractive but I’m guessing probably not
Anonymous No.213826074 >>213826133
>>213825793
He did ask her outright, can you not fucking read?
Anonymous No.213826076
>>213824163
you didn't watch that scene
Anonymous No.213826133 >>213826290
>>213826074
No, she came up to him to apologize with him saying there was nothing to worry about and nothing progressed from there.
Anonymous No.213826136 >>213826215
>>213826056
it's probably not you then, if you actually do have friends. you should have mentioned that in your first post
Anonymous No.213826150 >>213826215
>>213825897
I obviously dont know your situation, but a lot of times the answer is to go out and explore the world. If youre surrounded by assholes then maybe go somewhere where there are less assholes. The world is a big place with billions of people on it. There ARE people out there who want to be your friend, but theyre not going to come up to you if youre always at home.
Anonymous No.213826168
>>213825902
>damn, you talk and act like a woman
lol seconded
> It's been fucking months, dude. Forget about it lmao
Agree, at this point just move on. Even if you do get together (you wont) this interaciton will always be in the back of both your minds
Anonymous No.213826199
>>213825926
Damn I totally forgot this was a KOTH thread lmao
Anonymous No.213826215 >>213826346
>>213826136
You're right, I should have mentioned that I did have a small number in the initial post.

>>213826150
The situation is that I've been going out more into the world and forming connections, but in order to maintain them I feel like I'm the person who is always initiating. I enjoy their company, but I'm always initiating. Honestly I should probably just ask them about it and would likely be met with legitimate answers.
Anonymous No.213826220 >>213826406 >>213827253
>>213824356
>treat woman like normal friend
>we hang out for multiple months
>she initiates as much as me
>so we try dating
>she immediately loses interest in both dating and hanging out
Happened to me with a girl I really liked. Not sure what I'm supposed to draw from it. I didn't make any obvious mistakes, and I was le being myself the whole time.
Anonymous No.213826226 >>213826876
>>213825932
I dont have trouble moving. We're talking about helping OTHER people move. Work on your reading comprehension, retard.
Anonymous No.213826249
>>213826043
>But most women don't even cut it as participation trophy.
Just say youre gay, lmao
Anonymous No.213826253 >>213826480
>>213823374
Nigcels and slampigs SEETHING at this post
Anonymous No.213826270
>>213823940
meds, faggot
Anonymous No.213826290 >>213826335 >>213826404
>>213826133
>"Hey it's Anon, a new coffee place just opened up in town, if you want to check it out let me know"

You are either a woman, a retard, an ESL or all three.
Anonymous No.213826335
>>213826290
No, I wasn't talking about confronting her as in "asking her out" in which case I would agree that's what he did. I was saying that he should have confronted her about why things didn't progress after the fact.
Anonymous No.213826346 >>213826522
>>213826215
I understand you completley and being honest Ive had friendships fizzle out after I stopped reaching out. Everybody has to put up their own limits. I wouldnt say you should initialize the convo 100% of the time, but maybe you can compromise 70% to 30%. As long as there is SOME interest from the other party, then it might be worth it to continue.
Anonymous No.213826361
>>213825830
>that spoiler
You read my mind.
Anonymous No.213826403 >>213826450
Literally all my girl friends have taken the initiative and not expected anything extra from me, but tbf most of them have been lesbians
Anonymous No.213826404 >>213826522
>>213826290
I don't think you understand what we're talking about, he was referring to me confronting her about why it is she ghosted me, not the act of asking her out, she already did that part for me
Anonymous No.213826406 >>213826647
>>213826220
If everything you say played out like you wrote, then it might not have even been you. Women are a fickle bunch.
Anonymous No.213826435
You shouldn't waste your time on any girls you don't want to fuck. Just make it clear you want to fuck them the first day then it's fine being friends. Acting like you are disinterested and then trying to say you were lying the whole time is going to piss them off for sure.
Anonymous No.213826450
>>213826403
Lesbians are pretty cool a lot of the time. If dyke bars still existed I wouldn't mind hanging there from time to time.
Anonymous No.213826462
i'm lonely
Anonymous No.213826480
>>213826253
Wtf are you talking about 90 percent of the replies are in support of this post. Take your meds, racist.
Anonymous No.213826487
>>213824607
>That said, a friendship between a man and a woman can happen, as long as it's not too deep. I have women in my life I consider friends, but it's not like we sit down 1 on 1 for hours on end, talking about our deepest issues. It's more of a casual thing.
That's called an acquaintance, not a friend.
Anonymous No.213826522
>>213826346
>>213826404
Shit, I guess Im the ESL today.
Anonymous No.213826571 >>213826627
>>213823145 (OP)
That girl did lead him on.
Anonymous No.213826627
>>213826571
Yes, women do that.
Anonymous No.213826629
>>213823374
I'm genuinely baffled that this isn't self-evident to people.
Anonymous No.213826647
>>213826406
Yeah, I'm not making anything up there. I still debate if I should have pursued her harder, but I just couldn't get a read on what she wanted from me. I though she might reinitiate contact at some point, but apparently no. I don't resent her or anything, I just wish things had gone differently.
Anonymous No.213826649
>>213825726
>I'm not leaving out any details, that's literally what happened. What did I do wrong?
You should've killed ambiguity right then and there dumbass.
Set a date that you think will work and then ask her to go, if she doesn't want to go at least you have your dignity intact instead of leaving her with the idea that you're a doormat pussy.
Anonymous No.213826758 >>213826779 >>213826786 >>213826790 >>213826912 >>213827135
>gf of 3 years dumps me randomly one night but "wants to stay friends"
Are women retarded? Why the fuck would I want to be friends with you after you emotionally kicked me in the balls?
Anonymous No.213826779
>>213826758
Simply so you suffer.
Anonymous No.213826786
>>213826758
There's no actual answer, but it's probably just a way to appear amicable and don't truly want to remain in contact with you.
Anonymous No.213826787
>>213824163
Boomhauer is a lady's man who doesn't really care about long term connections, so he just keeps rolling the dice with his charm good looks in order to get a date/possible hookup. Bobby isn't that kind of person and would rather form a meaningful bond with a better quality woman, so he doesn't think that technique would work for him. Boomhauer is never threatening or creepy in that scene, just very forward, so women who don't appreciate his approach are repulsed. Those who do like the approach give him their number.
Anonymous No.213826790
>>213826758
>Are women retarded? Why the fuck would I want to be friends with you after you emotionally kicked me in the balls?
because staying friends is good for her ego and keeping a network of people she can use. so she thinks that it's a mutual benefit as you get to talk to her.
Women vastly overvalue how much worth they bring.
Anonymous No.213826819 >>213826895
>>213825259
I am sorry you have never been around women that are actually fun / interesting. What it tells me right away is that your mom is a shitty person and a shitty parent. Truly sorry anon.
Anonymous No.213826876
>>213826226
I think I see why you can't find people to help you move.
Anonymous No.213826882 >>213827230
>>213825426
>>213825687
This shit can be weird. Met up with a chick once, she did not let me kiss her at the end of the "meet up" or whatever. Then later we talked a bit over SC and suddenly I am getting nudes and shit. IIRC she thought I had feelings for her when I tried to kiss her so it gave her ick, but she just wanted to fuck instead.

I can't remember now why I didn't fuck her...
Anonymous No.213826895 >>213826917
>>213826819
most women are fun an interesting. doesn't matter to men. women are not even actually people as far as they're concerned.
Anonymous No.213826912
>>213826758
I've stayed friends with all my exes, but I was the one who dumped them.

I think it's good for the dumper but not good for the dumpee. There's really no downside, especially if your ex still loves you and wants you around. I dumped my first gf when she was still in love with me, I'd use her house as a base, go hang out for a bit and bang her and then go meet up with my friends or other chicks. I was a huge asshole back then and wouldn't do that now. But yeah, if you get dumped, don't be friends with your ex, even if it's really painful and you're still in love with them.
Anonymous No.213826917
>>213826895
Women who aren't raised by a strong father are daughters of Satan.
Anonymous No.213826949 >>213828123
>>213823145 (OP)
Hank Hill is invariably presented as a fat, lonely, idiotic, retrograde loser who married a horrible busybody bitch and only puts up with her because he fears being alone, his words ring hollow because he is the picture of what happens to men who trust women.
Moreover, you fail to understand our perception of women, we don't think of them as "bad" because that would require a level of intelligence the vast majority of them do not possess, women are not "bad people", they are animalistic being, driven by their instinct and incapable of rationality, they don't know how to be friends, they only do things that serve their selfish purposes, whenever a woman is friends with another woman is simply to be close enough to backstab her, when she is friends with a man is to reap the benefits of having a couple without having to put out, it's not "evil", it's biology, it's evolution, men evolved to engage in legitimate camaraderie as a way of coping with our disposability, society doesn't intrinsically value our sexuality the way it values women's, so we have to derive value from making ourselves useful, and it is in the cold of the hunt, in the danger of the gathering, in the danger of war that camaraderie serves us best, women had no evolutionary push towards developing this skill, on the other hand, they became fiercely competitive amongst themselves in their aim to secure the most desirable man, the most resources, the best protection, the most social clout; just look at the beauty industry that constantly tells women to bog themselves in an obvious attempt at sabotage, who runs it? I can assure you it's not men.
Anonymous No.213826970 >>213827113
>>213825726
>Hey it's Anon, a new coffee place just opened up in town, if you want to check it out let me know

This is where you failed. She put the ball in your court by giving her number and you threw it back to her. What you should have done is “Hey, I am going to X at Y time, go with me”

Anyways, you are not direct and confident enough to make plans. Women want to have the thinking done by the man.
Anonymous No.213827086
>>213825726
What you did wrong is not coming clean right when she said sorry. Tell her something like:

"Yeah honestly I was looking forward to it since I think you're cute and attractive and a lot of fun. I don't know if you had it in mind to be a date but that's what I'd like. I can pick you up on [suggested day and time] and take you to [coffee shop]?"

I have not been in the market for a long time (married, 3 kids) but you don't beat around the bush with dating and women. Being a flaky rubberbones pussy will dry her up like the Sahara. Women conflate how you are with dating and treating them with how you are in the workplace and in getting what you want. Are you an upfront go-getter who makes it clear what he wants and knows how to get it, or are you afraid of confrontation / scary situations?
Anonymous No.213827113 >>213827140 >>213827276 >>213827403 >>213827554 >>213827688
>>213826970
>Play retarded mind games to coordinate something as simple as a coffee date or she loses interest
Lol, straightoid dating is literally a humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.213827135
>>213826758
"Want to stay friends" is just a woman saying shes looking for something better but wants you as a back up in case she doesnt
Anonymous No.213827140
>>213827113
>Lol, straightoid dating is literally a humiliation ritual
Women expect men to be the straight shooter in a relationship and if you have self-respect this isn't going to be a problem for you.
Here's a harsh truth for you relationships with women are games, because they're children mentally.
Anonymous No.213827155
>>213825358
He did the same with Bobby, and Bobby fucks 3 different girls and gets propositioned for no strings attached sex by another girl in that one season. Hank clearly raises the kind of men women want.
Anonymous No.213827156
>>213825870
>"On the positive side, the other women I work with think she's a cunt for doing it."
>Anon is literally spreading gossip around with the other women at work like an old crone
Jesus, dude. Just... fucking nut up, holy.
Anonymous No.213827204 >>213827273
>>213824696
>hanging out with girls
>have a crush on one of them but don't act on it because I don't want to look like a simp and they live states away anyway
>come home
>one of them texts me "So you're not into Sarah?"
Anonymous No.213827206
>>213823145 (OP)
If she knows you like her and she says lets just be friends that is not a cool person. She not only doesn't view you sexually, she also thinks you're non threatening and is happy to let you watch her date other guys without any consideration for your feelings.
Anonymous No.213827230
>>213826882
Reminds me of one time I was "heavy" with a girl and halfway she started telling me "no, no" so I stopped. Two minutes of awkwardness and cue "why did you stop?" "Uh, because you told me to" "Well I said stop but I really meant keep going"
Like, wtf, women will literally tell you the opposite of what they want then get mad when you do it. Literal retards.
Anonymous No.213827251 >>213827273
>Having sex with ex
>She starts moaning
>I immediately get annoyed because I'm not really enjoying it at all
Anonymous No.213827253 >>213828663
>>213826220
Why do people think that if a relationship doesn't work out it has to be someone's fault? The fact that you were able to try the relationship, it didn't click, and both parties walked away unscathed is a gift. It usually doesn't end that way. There is nothing to learn besides that.
Anonymous No.213827273 >>213827301
>>213827204
>>213827251
Who knew cat romance was so complicated?
Anonymous No.213827276 >>213827562
>>213827113
It’s not a mind game, women are not actually thinking, they just have certain things that give them the ick. It’s purely emotional on their end. As the gender that can use logic however, males can identify woman’s retardation and work around it
Anonymous No.213827301
>>213827273
Anonymous No.213827377 >>213827451
>>213823374
There are a lot of guys who just genuinely have 0 self-respect. I do think it's possible to be friends with women; I've done it. But those relationships are predicated on absolutely writing them off as a viable dating partner, and not hanging around them like a humiliated faggot.
Everyone wants to pretend this kind of shit is a binary choice. You HAVE to be a beta faggot, or you HAVE to be fucking every woman you know.
It's alright to be a normal dude with self-respect who respects others and can maintain positive relationships with women, but it's also possible to do that without being a humiliated weasel that fawns over them and gives them all your fucking money.
Would you give your fat male friend who likes Star Wars all of your fucking money? Would you creepily ask him if he's cold and try and offer him your coat? No? Well, if you're not FUCKING the woman, you shouldn't treat her like that either!
Pathetic simps just have no self-respect, and pretend like it's intrinsic to gender relations instead of just intrinsic to themselves and their faggy personalities.
Anonymous No.213827403 >>213827509
>>213827113
>straightoid
"Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power" lmaooooo
Anonymous No.213827411 >>213827568
>>213825726
I don't get why women do this. It's incredibly fucking obnoxious and makes me angry to the point I want to beat her.

A while ago I had a girl flirt with me IRL, suggested we go do x, and asked for my number. I asked if she wanted to do the thing on a certain day and she said yeah, when the day came I asked what time she wanted to do it and she didn't respond until the next day. I forgave that despite being pissed but then she did the same fucking shit again, and this time I decided to ignore her. Now the idiot starts sending me memes and shit and I never respond, when she sees me IRL again she asks "Are you mad at me anon?" I say "Nah why", wondering if she will address her faggotry and apologize for it, she doesn't say anything. I keep ignoring her texts and giving her one word responses IRL until she finally gives up.

Fucking retarded cunts. I seriously don't get their behavior. Just a total waste of my time and energy. It's like they think we exist to sit around until they decide we're worthy of being responded to. Like bitch, I know you're on your phone 24/7 which means you are actively choosing to ignore me, after we made plans. Maybe a lot of guys are okay with that but I'm not. Treat me with respect or go kill yourself, I don't have the patience for such femfaggotry. Literally fucking kill yourself if you act like this.
Anonymous No.213827451 >>213827520 >>213827569
>>213827377
Being friends with women is mainly not worth it if you value your time, they're just too shallow, too uninteresting and too picky. You might find the rare bird who ain't too annoying about her neuroticism but they all got it on some level.
Anonymous No.213827460 >>213827636
>>213826015
what the fuck are you even babbling about you schizo?
Anonymous No.213827474
>>213823516
>>213824271
I CANT BELIEVE HE'S SO TRUSTING
WHILE I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU THRUSTING
Anonymous No.213827509 >>213827530 >>213827559
>>213827403
What is the straightoid's power? Getting raped in divorce court and spending thousands on Tinder premium and dinner dates?
Anonymous No.213827520 >>213827569 >>213827594
>>213827451
There are so many people in this world that, even if women in general are retarded, and they are, it still makes you a fucking moron to write them off completely.
Not every black guy is a violent retard thug, not every white guy is a corny pussy, not every asian is a humiliated fag with a small pecker, and not every woman is a shallow cunt.
In general? Maybe.
Always? Fuck no.
If you haven't realized this yet, you're an autistic incel and you don't go outside.
You can notice a general pattern in a group while not also deciding to apply it to every single person you meet regardless of evidence like a fucking retard.
Anonymous No.213827530 >>213827656
>>213827509
probably being HIV free
Anonymous No.213827554
>>213827113
>*gets fucked in the ass by a well presenting drug addict after 30 mins of conversation*
Anonymous No.213827559 >>213827656 >>213827662
>>213827509
>Getting raped in divorce court
And who's doing the raping? The other STRAIGHT person, idiot.
>spending thousands on Tinder premium and dinner dates
and who is on the recieving end of those thousands and dinner dates? STRAIGHT people.
Even in youre own arguments YOU ARE WRONG
Anonymous No.213827562
>>213827276
It's why you can relate an honest, logical explanation of something to a woman and she flat out ignores it, but she'll happily pay a palm reader at the mall $100 to feed her some bullshit which she will readily accept and act on as gospel.
As for what you said, yes. Women can get the ick for no reason, much like how a cat will suddenly hiss or swipe at you because you walked with a shorter gait than usual or whatever the fuck other random behavior happens to set them off. It doesn't make sense, they don't know why, something just sets off their primal weird feeling alarm and they act on it.
Anonymous No.213827568 >>213827655 >>213828357 >>213828444 >>213828685
>>213827411
Dude, again, same as the other anon... STOP BEING AN INDIRECT VAGINA. Women HATE men like that; women are like that. They aren't attracted to women they are attracted to MEN. She could have been shit testing you.

Next time this happens, be upfront. "Hey Anonette, why did you ghost me?" Then if it isn't some obvious BS reason explain to her you are into her and want to take her out, advise a date and time you are going to X place and invite her along. If she says no, then quit all communications with her in a polite manner and explain you are only interested romantically. If she accepts, there ya go. Usually works best when it is something you are already going to do so if she no-shows then you aren't left hanging like a faggot.
Anonymous No.213827569 >>213827638 >>213827692
>>213827451
>>213827520
whatever you do DO NOT start acting like this when you get a gf. no matter what women say about how much they love this, they do not
Anonymous No.213827594 >>213827639
>>213827520
Called out for wasting your effort on wasting time with women who won't fuck you so you lash out and call me autistic and an incel.
Pretty fucking pathetic.
No one should ever take advice from a pussified simp like you.
Anonymous No.213827636
>>213827460
You whined about women being manipulative instead of saying "I shouldn't have been so easy to manipulate." It is like a "glass half full" vs. "glass half empty" argument. It is all about perspective. Men take personal responsibility and take active steps to correct issues. Don't @ me again unless you accept.
Anonymous No.213827638
>>213827569
How should a guy respond to that?
>I see.
Anonymous No.213827639 >>213828280
>>213827594
I bet you're angry, and in an empty apartment that smells like cum.
I literally just sat and explained to you that life isn't binary. You're not either an alpha chad or a total pussy, tat's not how it works with men, and it's not how it works with anyone.
Guess what? If life was binary like that, you'd be a total pussy. You're definitely on the weasel side of the fence, so shut the fuck up like you're superman, incel loser.
Anonymous No.213827640
>>213825221
touch grass fr tho i aint readin that
Anonymous No.213827655 >>213827752
>>213827568
I did do that the first time, she told me why she ghosted and apologized and I forgave her and then we reset the date. The second time she did it, I acted like an "indirect vagina" exactly because I knew she'd hate it and I wanted to piss her off. I had zero interest in her after that and just wanted to annoy her like she'd annoyed me.
Anonymous No.213827656
>>213827530
>>213827559
kek
Anonymous No.213827662 >>213827713 >>213827808
>>213827559
Straight men are universally the losers in straight dating, obviously straight women have no problem because they are the prize and the winners simultaneously. Dating on unequal ground fundamentally makes you a humiliated cuck, I'm sorry but it's true.
Anonymous No.213827688
>>213827113
Only humiliates those who aren't worth investing in.
Anonymous No.213827692
>>213827569
How should a guy respond to that?
>Seen 10:02pm
Anonymous No.213827713
>>213827662
>w..wait.. what I REALLY meant was...uh..uh....
Anonymous No.213827752
>>213827655
Okay that would have been important to include in your post but anyway... if she is just a dumb cunt who can't keep a promise, yeah, fuck her. Move on (which you did so, good job.)
Anonymous No.213827808
>>213827662
yeah but you take it up the ass dude
Anonymous No.213827836
what do you do when you want comfort and understanding and empathy and support? become gay?
Anonymous No.213827861
>>213823374
Based, women dont want male friends, they want walking wallets and emotional tampons. The only reason to be friends with a girl is if she lets you fuck her friends
Anonymous No.213827891
>>213823374
Have two female friends and they pass all these tests desu. They're both ex-gfs though.
Anonymous No.213827903
>>213823145 (OP)
>>just because a girl wants to be your friend, doesn't mean she's a bad person
True. But you honestly don't need to pour your energy or time into that. Like, if she's not going to be your wife then aside from being nice which costs nothing you're wasting resources and time if you invest in her. That's why girls as friends are a time sink unless you're not attracted to them or you're all taken.
Anonymous No.213827982
>>213823374
girl here. can confirm this is true
Anonymous No.213828054
>just because a girl wants to be your friend
Disingenous.

Women don't friendzone because they want to be your friend, they friendzone because despite not being attracted to you, they want to keep your continued attention and whatever benefits they get from having you around, like doing favors for them.

It'd be considered "toxic" behavior if men did it, but women aren't held to the same standard because they are mentally children forever.
Anonymous No.213828123 >>213828190
>>213826949
I knew this wasn't Hank as soon as Peggy was making a public declaration about the state of his urethra and then ending it with a cutesy
>He hates when I mention it.
She doesn't respect him. So I inherently don't respect Hank either. I dropped the show before the episode was over, too. Way too much Saudi Arabia trivia just thrown in that I can't ignore. It's blatant, adds absolutely nothing to the show and it's like a constant advertisement for the country. I dislike it greatly. Also Hank is an American. He wouldn't get down and kiss the dirty floor of an airplane terminal. That's what foreigners do. Hank has an appreciation for landscaping. He would have planted his lips on Texan soil not urethane flooring. That is stupid. Just like this show.
Anonymous No.213828144 >>213828188 >>213828321
>>213823374
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
All credibility lost.
Anonymous No.213828188 >>213828334
>>213828144
Zoom zoom.
Anonymous No.213828190
>>213828123
Based
Anonymous No.213828268 >>213828386 >>213828558
>>213823374
>>213823709
>>213824233
>>213824751
>>213825221
Stop interacting with women. Don't become their friends and don't marry them. If you marry a woman you are literally doing the equivalent of putting your entire net worth into a shitcoin. I don't need to go into any more detail.

Relationships are pointless too, they just make you spend money on pointless shit and you don't have time to be with your friends or work on projects. I have never been married and haven't spoken to a woman outside of an informal environment for 6 years. The only thing I miss is sex but porn is good enough. Yes I have fucked men before on multiple one off occasions but it's not the same. The handjobs are better though. My frenulum breve makes blowjobs kinda painful no matter if it's a man or a woman.

Cut women out of your life and you will be free. I earn six figures, own my own house and have a ton of time for my personal hobbies. I will be retired in my mind thirties and a woman is not invited to my retired lifestyle
Anonymous No.213828280
>>213827639
>I bet you're angry, and in an empty apartment that smells like cum.
>I literally just sat and explained to you that life isn't binary. You're not either an alpha chad or a total pussy, tat's not how it works with men, and it's not how it works with anyone.
>Guess what? If life was binary like that, you'd be a total pussy. You're definitely on the weasel side of the fence, so shut the fuck up like you're superman, incel loser.
More shaming insults, more attempts to reframe like you know what you're talking about.
You don't.
Anonymous No.213828321 >>213828334
>>213828144
OH NO!
Anyway...
Anonymous No.213828334 >>213828411
>>213828321
>>213828188
>being this offended
Anonymous No.213828348
>>213823374
Actually insightful as fuck post
Anonymous No.213828357 >>213828406 >>213828768
>>213827568
>She could have been shit testing you.
Into the trash she goes. Any shittesting means that they are shit.
Anonymous No.213828386 >>213828449
>>213828268
We get it bro, youre gay
Anonymous No.213828406 >>213828444
>>213828357
Any shittesting by women means that they*
Anonymous No.213828411
>>213828334
k
Anonymous No.213828443
>>213825458
weird fetish but ok
Anonymous No.213828444 >>213828519 >>213828540 >>213828628 >>213828882
>>213828406
>>213827568
Shittests are dumb but women do it by their genetic nature, they cant help it

dont become the guy thats highlighted in red
Anonymous No.213828449 >>213828554 >>213828564
>>213828386
Not gay just topped a few twinks, but it was different to being gay. You would only understand it if you've done it. I was just preempting the inevitable gay comments
Anonymous No.213828497
>>213824262
but the point was also that he's a creep for treating women like a numbers game, even if you roll snake eyes a few times, goober.
Anonymous No.213828519 >>213828570 >>213828589
>>213828444
>shit tests are dumb
It's not on their end. It's seeing if the dude is a viable partner. It's part of their vetting process.
Anonymous No.213828540
>>213828444
>shit tests
Just another way for a woman to stay alone for the rest of her life. But this picture is correct. You simply don't play the game. Like, dude, it's about the destination not the journey. The sooner a decision is a finalized we can both attack it and get it handled and then move onto the next. I can't entertain a relationship where the woman is going to sandbag in her decision making on purpose just to "test" me. Like, no, you're supposed to help and support and love me. Like, I'm up against the world every day. What would possibly lead me to want a woman who would willingly want to contribute to that?
Anonymous No.213828554 >>213828710
>>213828449
>Not gay just topped a few twinks
Anonymous No.213828558 >>213828710
>>213828268
have sex
Anonymous No.213828564
>>213828449
>Not gay jusy gay
Understood
Anonymous No.213828570
>>213828519
Jesus is my vetting process. He isn't going to give me a stupid woman who is going to vet her way out of the jaws of victory.
Anonymous No.213828589 >>213828899
>>213828519
The right guy will pass all her shit tests?
Anonymous No.213828605 >>213828729 >>213828851
>>213823374
You mean like in the running joke from Scary movie 2 where cindy tells the older brother from Malcolm in the Middle she just wants to be friends so he treats her like a literal dudebro friend like punching her in the chest and trying to play football with her?
Anonymous No.213828611
>>213824183
why the fuck was he living in Saudi Arabia?
Anonymous No.213828615
>>213823145 (OP)
>just because a girl wants to be your friend, doesn't mean she's a bad person
Who the hell actually thinks this shit?
Anonymous No.213828628 >>213828650
>>213828444
All women will attempt to manipulate you, just look for the signs

1/?
Anonymous No.213828650 >>213828673
>>213828628
2/3
Anonymous No.213828663
>>213827253
Maybe. This has all crossed my mind, and like I said, I don't hold any ill-will toward her. I simply have some lingering feelings and nowhere to put them. I know the smart thing is to move on.
>Haha... unless...?
You know how it is. Part of my problem is that by now she could be open to giving things a chance based on the circumstances of where we left off.
Anonymous No.213828673
>>213828650
3/3
Anonymous No.213828685
>>213827568
>She could have been shit testing you.
Why would I want a relationship with somebody that does obnoxious shit like that though?
Anonymous No.213828710 >>213828737 >>213828750
>>213828558
But at what cost?
>>213828554
Yeah it's different when you're at your mates house 3 beers in and then suddenly you're sat next to each other on the sofa cuddling while slowly undressing each other shit just becomes automatic man I never felt ashamed of it it's just fun love.

I've genuinely lived my own version of Brokeback Mountain (I was heath ledgers character not the actual fag)
Anonymous No.213828729 >>213828958
>>213828605
No anon, I dont mean like in the fictonal world of a parody movie. If youre serious, you might want to go to a doctor to see where you fall on the autism spectrum.
Anonymous No.213828732
>>213824271
im the "big brother" to a girl in a relationship, we fucked for years but stopped once her current relationship got serious and felt that i was finally free of her baggage, she had a cute little daughter and am her godfather :), not saying its the same to you, but girls then to fuck their 1:1 friends at least once, either before they meet their current bfs.
Anonymous No.213828737 >>213828754
>>213828710
>I've genuinely lived my own version of Brokeback Mountain (I was heath ledgers character not the actual fag)
You realize ledger played a fag in that movie right you faggot?
Anonymous No.213828750 >>213828830
>>213828710
either really low effort bait or you think you can con people here into thinking you can be casually gay
Anonymous No.213828754 >>213828765
>>213828737
He was a spur of the moment fag he wasn't full time
Anonymous No.213828765 >>213828782
>>213828754
>He was a spur of the moment fag he wasn't full time
If you fuck man ass you are a fag, if you take cock in your ass you are a fag.
Fag.
Anonymous No.213828768
>>213828357
No, a shit test is designed to weed out loser males. And it seems to have worked in this case.

If you are getting shit tested several years into marriage then, yes, the woman is a dud. But you'd have already had plenty of signs before then and have no one to blame but yourself for marrying such a woman.
Anonymous No.213828782 >>213828797 >>213828849
>>213828765
Topping isn’t gay tho
Anonymous No.213828797 >>213828848
>>213828782
>Topping isn’t gay tho
It's extremely gay.
Anonymous No.213828830
>>213828750
Not bait at all. I don't have to prove I've fucked a man but basically it's really hard to get any sort of friction when you're in his ass. It's just pure slidey. First few times I thought it was alright but once I got shit on my dick I was out. Id let a man wank me off again but I wouldn't full on fuck one unless I was super intoxicated
Anonymous No.213828848 >>213829309
>>213828797
Nuh uh
Anonymous No.213828849 >>213828902 >>213828926
>>213828782
by implication, that means being a bottom is gay. if bottoming is gay, that means its a homosexual act, but the act requires both a top and bottom, ergo topping is also gay because it is one half of a homosexual act.
Anonymous No.213828851
>>213828605
Lmao. The person you're replying to doesn't have a sense of humor. Ignore them.
Anonymous No.213828882
>>213828444
>GF gets in the car
>"Hey Anonette, guess where we're going!"
>She guesses Red Lobster or some shit
>"Wow, you guessed it! How do you always know!? I swear you're psychic or something!"

She subconsciously wants a certain thing but being a woman, she doesn't know what she wants and you have to coax it out of her. Start Doing This and you'll never have this stupid argument again.
Anonymous No.213828899
>>213828589
The shit tests never end. Ever seen where a male lion that gets weak gets dabbed on by the pride of females? Like that. Or apes where a leader gets gang upped on. You continue to pass them until, ultimately, she is no longer fertile, has settled down, and hits menopause. It's just part of our nature. Women never stop that. They might when they reach motherhood and age but their fertile, viable years will always have those shit tests. If they don't have any shit tests or standards those are the women you see who are with dead end broke dudes that beat them and cheat and generally have shitty lives. The best you can hope for is having a woman who feels comfortable enough to lightly engage in it or gets comfortable enough to do it infrequently. But you will NEVER avoid it unless you get the most doormat of doormat women.
Anonymous No.213828902 >>213828942
>>213828849
>that means being a bottom is gay
Correct
>that means its a homosexual act
Also correct but it’s one sided. There’s nuance to this
Anonymous No.213828926
>>213828849
It's honestly not that gay especially if they smell good but no way I'd let another man fuck me. Never watched gay porn before so I know I'm not actually gay. I went on gay chat roulette when I was 14 and got my dick out for a laugh and some old man told me I shouldn't be on there so I guess he knew I was a phony gay
Anonymous No.213828942 >>213828993 >>213828995 >>213829093
>>213828902
>Also correct but it’s one sided. There’s nuance to this
No there isn't.
fag
Anonymous No.213828958 >>213828998
>>213828729
I actually don’t believe that you’re a father or a husband because you type like a joyless fag that would make women run away
Anonymous No.213828993 >>213829055
>>213828942
Yes there is. It’s gay to take a penis in the butt but not to put a penis in the rear. What is so hard to understand about that
Anonymous No.213828995
>>213828942
You're in the closet
Anonymous No.213828998
>>213828958
>types like a joyless fag
Sounds about right for being married.
Anonymous No.213829010 >>213829390
lot of closeted fags here trying to rationalize their gayness
Anonymous No.213829055
>>213828993
I would argue fucking a woman in the ass suggests someone is closeted gay. It's actually more gay than a man fucking another man in the ass. With a man you only have one hole but with a woman, if you choose the asshole you're definitely hiding something. I don't care how bored you are of vaginal sex it's not an excuse
Anonymous No.213829091
>>213823493
Same. I use to hang out with this one girl who was like a solid 3/10 and I didn't feel attraction to her, but she wasn't disgusting either, just super average so I friendzoned her.

I had just broken up with my gf and I was drinking away my pain when she came over to console me. She was all like, "i got you bro" and she just started sucking my dick. I didn't stop her.

Afterwards we high fived but the whole thing felt a little gay for some reason and we never did anything like that again.
Anonymous No.213829093 >>213829125
>>213828942
Assuming the role of a woman and being dominated is definitely more gay. It’s why bottoms are just more feminine like in personality as well
Anonymous No.213829125
>>213829093
Yup. Two twinks together = lesbian
Anonymous No.213829126
>>213823374
So deep woah
Anonymous No.213829158
>>213823374
You type like a reddit fag it's actually disgusting
Anonymous No.213829161 >>213829553
>she just wants to be friends
>expects boyfriend like behavior still
>if you find another girl, she will sabotage it with messages like "i've been thinking about you" and shit
She wants a beta orbiter. When she asks to be your friend, stop talking to her and wait how long it takes for her to reach out to you. It will never happen.
Anonymous No.213829177 >>213829328
Sandniggers are right about women.
Anonymous No.213829309
>>213828848
>t. zigger
Anonymous No.213829328
>>213829177
This is the only correct take.
Anonymous No.213829357
>>213823374
Stfu
Anonymous No.213829390
>>213829010
lel
Anonymous No.213829423
>>213823374
God, shut the hell up you stupid fag
Anonymous No.213829472
>>213823145 (OP)
>let me tell you why you’re wrong as a male
Don’t care
Shut up
It’s already been done to death.
Make an episode telling women not to be a bitch or I shan’t take your opinions seriously
/thread
Anonymous No.213829513
>>213823374
Put me in the sneedcap reddit
Anonymous No.213829553
>>213829161
When women say "friend" they mean "I want you as a temp bf but without any sex or obligations on my part".
Anonymous No.213829601
>>213823145 (OP)
what >>213823374 said, the reason why women want to be friends with men is simply to take advantage of them

women's power in relationships is sex
men's power in relationships is commitment

the friendzone is a trick that forces men to give their commitment to women while they do not offer their sex
these women rob other women of this man's ability to commit to them by monopolizing his commitment and limiting his ability to pursue other women financially and emotionally

women know they do this to men in the friendzone, which is why they crashout on social media when one of these guys manages to break away from them and get together with another girl
Anonymous No.213830200
Look at birds. A male has to constantly bring gifts, food, bend over backwards, guard an empty nesting site, prance around and waste energy for days trying to get a female to even notice him. Most females of any species don't experience arousal until an erect penis is rubbing against them, its called "reactive libido". So you have to go to the point of rape, literally to the point of rape and hope she is receptive.