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Anonymous No.213825673 >>213825799 >>213825837 >>213826265 >>213826409 >>213826418 >>213826679 >>213827067 >>213827229 >>213827378 >>213827984 >>213828294
Neill Blomkamp's ALIEN 5
Would it have been kino?

>Direct sequel to Aliens, retconning Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection.
>Ripley, Hicks and Newt are part of an underground resistance against the Weyland-Yutani Corporation.
>Wey-Tan has found the derelict spaceship on LV-426 and bred their own Alien Queen and a horde of Xenomorphs that they are experimenting on in the Montero space station.
>The Resistance launches an assault on the Montero to destroy the Xenomorphs just as they break out, and the Resistance must fight for survival.
>There is an opening scene where the Resistance attacks a Wey-Tan offshore oil rig.
>There are mutant Xenomorphs with human-like features.
>There are worm-like โ€œTrematodesโ€ who burrow into people and infect them with alien embryos.
>There are mercenaries working security at the Montero who team up with the Resistance when the Xenomorphs escape.
>There is evil androids led by one named Jax who fight against the Resistance and the mercs to protect the Montero and Wey-Tanโ€™s experiments.
>Hicks dies (again).
>Ripley fights the Alien Queen in a battle suit made out of the Xenormoph exoskeleton.
Anonymous No.213825709 >>213826087
They should stop making these movies
Anonymous No.213825799
>>213825673 (OP)
>Ripley, Hicks and Newt are part of an underground resistance against the Weyland-Yutani Corporation.
Anonymous No.213825837 >>213825873
>>213825673 (OP)
nigger there is not only a general thread for alien slop, but it uses the same fucking picture as you >>213821450
Anonymous No.213825873
>>213825837
>Posting in another man's thread

Cucked behavior, couldn't be me.
Anonymous No.213826058
Sounds awful. Worse than Gibson's script even.
Anonymous No.213826087
>>213825709
Just like terminator, alien would have been so much better as a duology.
Anonymous No.213826265
>>213825673 (OP)
Absolute slop. Would have killed the franchise
Anonymous No.213826409
>>213825673 (OP)
Judging by that concept art alone, I'm glad it got canceled by based Ridley and we got the absolute kino of Covenant instead.
Anonymous No.213826418
>>213825673 (OP)
>retcons alien 3 and resurrection to be even more retarded and gay
Anonymous No.213826679
>>213825673 (OP)
No.
The same recycled shit I'm tired of it.
Terminator 2...again!
Star wars...again!
Exorcist....again!
Predator....again!
And his version would be
Aliens....again!
Alien could go in so many directions, but all these hack directors just want to recycle the same fucking shit.
Anonymous No.213827067
>>213825673 (OP)
i liked how Alien explored nature's indifference to human ethics, morality, etc.
i liked how Aliens explored how humanity tries to tame nature
great spectacle, but still had depth that makes it worth rewatching and thinking about

can't really see why the other sequels exist besides "lol more aliuns", and only serve to dilute what made the first two special.
Anonymous No.213827229
>>213825673 (OP)
Would have been extremely kino. Finally return to the time period fans loved (Aliens), finally have the xenomorphs get to Earth, finally get xenormorph biotechnology working, finally get Newt aged up into an adult. Would have been better than the last thirty years of shitty Alien movies all together
Anonymous No.213827378 >>213827682
>>213825673 (OP)
>Ripley fights the Alien Queen in a battle suit made out of the Xenormoph exoskeleton.
that's stupid
Anonymous No.213827459
Everybody always says "thank God it didn't happen because it would have been shit". But then the average quality of the franchise posts-Prometheus has been absolute fucking trash. So I'm thoroughly convinced that even a mid Blomkamp product would have been better than Covenant, Romulus, and Earth.
Anonymous No.213827682 >>213828530 >>213828552
>>213827378
It's not stupid. It's not an xenomorph exoskeleton. It's a biosuit made from their unique biology. And it's been a thing since the 80's, little zoomie.
Anonymous No.213827984
>>213825673 (OP)
>Neill Blomkamp
>Would it have been kino?

lol no.
Anonymous No.213828294 >>213828487
>>213825673 (OP)
>>Ripley fights the Alien Queen in a battle suit made out of the Xenormoph exoskeleton.

This is how you know it's just another rehash of District 9.
Anonymous No.213828487 >>213828552 >>213829124
>>213828294
Atax has been a thing for forty years, retard. Blomkamp paid attention to the history and lore of Alien, far more than your dumb ass.
Anonymous No.213828530
>>213827682
show me
Anonymous No.213828552
>>213827682
>>213828487
autistic fanfic
Anonymous No.213829124
>>213828487
If you'd been paying attention to the history of Blomkamp films, you'd know he's a one-trick pony whose uppermost fixation as a director is to remake District 9 again and again. His Aliens film would have ended with the protagonist fighting an alien while wearing an exosuit, not because of his enthusiasm for obscure franchise lore, but because that is how District 9 ended.