Thread 213827130

HOH: Rachel
Noms: Rylie, Morgan, Mickey
Veto: Lauren

previously on /bb/: >>213812332

Lauren

laurens sweat

based lauren thread

I'd eat lauren's poop

it's maktard spam all over again huh

i dont know how people game talk with lauren. id blow my fucking head off

>>213827306
I’d let her blow my head if you know what I mean

>>213827306
id blow my load off

Lauren’s ribs

>>213827235
I'd eat your poop after you ate Lauren's poop

>>213827306
i'd blow her head off

>>213827763
What's this about? Are people saying he has AIDS or something?

>>213827852
Maybe a paternity test?

If rylie goes this week I could see Kat deciding to work with Keanu bc I think she genuinely believes him when he says he wants to work with them #BB27

LAUREN MOGS RACHEL AND IS BLACKPILLING MILLIONS OF AMERICAN ZOOMERS AS WE SPEAK

https://x.com/helarquezo/status/1957808494788096309?s=46

Based Dud

>>213827905
If Will and Ava are in the final 3 that would be the most boring last weeks of feeds imaginable kek. They'd have to just shut the feeds off cause it would just be 2 people sleeping all day while Rachel does housework.

>>213827905
except nothing rachel has said or done suggests she was actually targeting a duo. if she had been she would have put up rylie already. she did it solely because she thought she would hurt laurens relationship with kat and rylie and it backfired. dud is a retard with retard takes and got dragged along her entire season. she is no student of the game trying to get her GED. she needs to shutup and you need to quit posting her sorry takes

I’d eat Lauren’s home cooked meal

>>213827763
>very "consequences will never be the same" energy

Holy shit thread is slow today

>>213828226
gross enjoy your pickle in a tortilla

>>213828267
Pretty awful too

>>213828267
Is anything happening? I haven't turned on the feeds today yet.

>>213828267
We're just waiting until Thursday now

women caring about this star sign junk is so childish

>>213828557
I turned it on for a second just now. Ava and Lauren were talking about astrological signs. Will was sitting there listening.

riving stuff

I was born while an episode of Seinfeld was on so I'm Seinafellias. Our personality traits are a love of comedy, feeling close to our friends and a dislike of bad things.

>>213828723
grim

I think this is the first time watching big brother where I'm this far into the season and I'm not rooting for anyone. Even Keanu, I'm rooting for the chaos he causes not for him.

>>213828950
Keanu Kelley Vince is the dream team

Last year's cast was better

>>213828584
shes such a virgo cusp

>>213829005
Yeah a bunch of people throwing their games away for niggers is so much better than this

>>213829005
no lol

>>213829005
bait

Imagine if Leah was on this season and Rylie was simping for her instead. Honestly Leah would probably be into Keanu

>>213828950
There isn't a single person that would feel like a good winner right now. Vinny is the closest but his whiny anxious little boy routine is hard to cheer for.

>>213829185
Leah would have shut that shit down with Rylie fast

>>213829262
I swear 90% of caps she's pulling at that one eyebrow

>>213827905
>I want all the men gone and then watch the cat fight
LET'S GO

>>213828267
i was busy watching the gamescon stream

I haven't "cheered" for a contestant since The Brigade. If you root for literally anyone watching this shit you're gonna get your heart broken

>>213829313
lauren and kat lingerie wrestling

>>213829313
Watch housewives or some shit, this isn't Big Sister

There are so many skincare ads on the live shows I wonder which one belongs to Will

>>213829446
grim
I wonder what his actual job is, that barely qualifies as a hobby

>>213829515
*Dr. Will I should add, not our chocolate drop Won't

>>213828267
the hgs used all their energy the past two days and are recharging their schizo batteries today

ALLIANCE FORMED

did the house eat Kelley's goulash yet?

Mickey says she likes ground beef in her baked beans

>>213829137
if you think this season won't end the same I have bad news for you

>will and ashley earlier were actually discussing taking vince to f5
he is genuinely winning it all isn't he?

>>213829799
the house dynamics are so strange. i didn't realize Will likes Vinny

>>213829446
>"professional" bull rider (nothing to show for it)
>criminal history
>alleged baby mama that he ghosted
HE'S RATCHET

Grodner rigged the whole fucking thing for you I remember it like it was yesterday

>>213829738
>will, ashley, rachel, vince, morgan
if rachel and vince actually get together and bring keanu win we've got ourselves a steamroll kek. they're 95% of the brainpower in this house

RAPPER RYLIE
https://x.com/kpk12357/status/1957889712934326575

>>213830057
you can't tell me he doesn't do meth given how much healthier he looks here

>>213829897
I wish an actual superfan was in the cast and just kept telling Rachel that her win was obviously rigged. Would shutdown the for tv fights that she does pretty quick

VINCENZO IN HOH

>>213829446
rodeobros...

>>213830057
kwab what a bitch

>>213829281
i know right thats like her thing

he is RUNNING this house

vinny out of the frying pan (block) into the fire (swing vote)

Dude Vince and Rachel gotta lock this F2 the fuck in, look at the writing on the wall.

How many curses have been documented so far?
>the exit sign curse
>Julie's comp showcase and pedestal curse
>The punishment costume curse.
Keanu has beaten two of them till now.

what on earth is this pitch? I'd want ropes out even more if I was vincenzo

>>213830057
BRING OUT THEM BULLS BRING OUT THEM CHECKS

Vinny is flat out retarded if he vte rylie

>>213830342
saving morgan over rylie makes sense to some degree, but ropes? no idea what these idiots are cooking

>tell him all the ways ropes has been bad and needs to go
>but keep her over rylie
what the fugg?

grod rigged it for Jordeff first, donatos second, and Brendon last

>>213830326
First in curse and first hoh curse. What's the exit sign curse?

>>213830360
he could snake his way if Riley still stays 5-4 without his vote since Ava would most likely keep Riley over Mickey.

>>213830408
There's a Week 5 HOH curse but there's no first HOH curse, Hayden and Cody were the first HOHs of the seasons they won.

I know Won't isnt going to rat this out because this is the one chance he has to get out Rylie.

>>213830408
This is the exit sign curse
>>213826433
>>213826085

>roping kelley into this discussion
weasel is watching just what a comical mess the "other side"' is in real time lmao

ropehead gotta go

This quad is funny because the group can say a thousand words in a minute but Lauren can barely manage a full sentence in 20 seconds
Idk its just funny to me

>"WE GOTS TO ALL HAVE A PERSON"
the blacks will deify the cookout until the end of time

with rachel willing to entertain a ceasefire ava is now the only implacable opposition weasel has in the house

Morgan looking old

>>213830571
zingbot is gonna shred Lauren about that

ava told lauren she'd keep ropes over morgan because she feels she's more beatable in comps kek

King’s court

>>213830571
Lauren shouldn’t have to think, it’s not fair

>>213830630
Chills.

ava thinks the left side of the memory wall is straight up cursed dawg

>>213829446
What if it turns out he's just a rodeo clown

Why is Vince digging a hole here? Morgan is a dying ship

The Judges

>>213830630
he has literally everyone but ava and to a lesser extent kelley in his pocket at this point, insanity

>>213830581
she looks good for early 30s

>>213830685
so not very good at all

>>213830630
More like the court jester.

just tuning in, this alliance isnt real right?

>>213830724
I think it absolutely is for everyone but vince who will go where the wind blows each week

“Hey Vince I know I’ve been trying to target you and I told Mickie to backdoor you, and campaigned against you in Ava’s HoH and voted to send you home and nominated you as a target but can we pleaseeee work together now that I need your vote? Preeetty pretty pleeeeaseeeeee”

>>213830724
Vince is ratting it to Lauren in like two seconds from now

Racheanu

>>213830724
it is real and ends thursday 5;30 pm pst when morgan/mickey leave the house

it's weird to see Ashley laugh and smile then look stern and serious a second later

Oh Rachel knows that we know. She knows.

>>213830685
I'm 30 and look a closer to adrian than her..

You can tell how loyal they are to this alliance by by how high they raised their hand

they’re making up :’)

>>213830801
Like Jake Gyllenhaal on NightCrawler.
She is almost psychotic.

>>213830816
thick little phalanges

>>213830833
this another fake alliance that means nothing to all of it's members?

>>213830829
>I'm 30 and look a closer to adrian
Yeah, I bet you look closer to Adrian.
Lmao.

>>213830801
She smiles all the time

>>213830816
I wanna hold that hand

So as long as Mickey doesn't win Vince gets two alliances?

Mickey is like a phantom lmao, she's already out

>>213830871
What the fudge is that supposed to mean

>>213830914
You know exactly what it means.

I love Keanu but holy shit its frustrating to watch him play.

Racheanu the real showmance of the season

Keanu just listen to her man she’s right

vibrator buzzed while drinking bud lite in the forest

>>213830884
protect her smile

I have to believe Vince would never think of actually working with the cookout. I have to

Oh he's gonna be MAD when Rylie goes home

>>213831062
my self insert would never

>>213831063
Rylie's not going home

>>213831081
what if mickey comes off the block?

>>213831081
because hes winning blockbuster

>>213831081
5-4 against whoever he's sitting with

love one another

>>213831128
what the fuck

keanu is grooming vince pervert

>go against your closest ally and showmance to appease the person who has been gunning for you all game
I'm worried Vince is enough of a pussy to as actually do it

>>213831225
ashley is grooming lauren

>>213831239
im gooning ashley

>>213827852
>>213827872
woman is claiming she is the baby mother of Riley, his mommy is claiming otherwise because there has been no paternity test. personally I think its probably true considering his behavior in the house.

Keanu tooted

Mickey 100% finito if she loses blockbuster (she will lose blockbuster)

jesus christ keanu

keanu trust a woman challenge 100% impossible

>>213830891
desu rylie winning is his best case scenario, he doesn't have to show his cards to anyone since it's a no brainer he picks morgan over mickey amin

laurens got to go pee again

>>213831081
he might if vince thinks he can pin the vote on keanu or if ava is browbeaten into line by the blacks

>>213831448
I'll drink it

Janelle got a Michael Jackson nose

keanu is so thoroughly dickmisted for no reason

I love Reanu

>>213831514
he's basically the only dude in that burger bro boys alliance way back to actually believe in it kek

>>213831498
kek did they take any pics with fans on the bb cruise?

>>213831516
they are the true "I can't quit you" couple this season

Who is the mist master this season

pinky promises with lauren

>>213831598
Mickey

>>213831598
Vinny and it's not even close

>>213831598
gen z cant into mist

>rylie
kat
keanu
lauren
kelley

>morgan
mickey
ashley
will
ava

vince is in for a rough thursday

Ropes mentioning Rachel's family in a bad light again infront of Morgan. I hope to God she mentions this to Rachel now she they're in an alliance now, please I wanna see a true blow up this season

>>213831620
desu I feel like with how ropes is being towards morgan the past 24 hours it's a coinflip on who she would keep here
she loves her brad pitt

>>213830816
She just figured out an easy way to count to five

>>213831598
keanu is mindfucking the whole house

>>213831620
It's a no brainer. Kat gets nerfed heavily and becomes worthless if Rylie goes home pre-jury. He would also be on the side that controls the votes in the house, if this Vince/Morgan/Will/Ashley/Rachel alliance is actually real. That side of the house basically gets picked off one by one

Keanu is a fucking retard. Unboyed.

>>213831514
him and Rachel could be a powerhouse duo but he refuses to fully commit to her

These n bombs think they're big and bad but all it takes is one word

>>213831701
>Kat gets nerfed heavily and becomes worthless if Rylie goes home pre-jury
I think the opposite actually, she's been shown to be capable of gaming and having better reads than simp when she doesn't meekly accept his bullshit

>>213831738
no. she's a woman. they fall apart without penis.

>>213831701
the big thing about picking this side of the house is he'll have to pull up alot of weight in terms of winning comps to actually pick off the other side. If Rylie stays his side of the house have the advantage in winning comps

No way in fuck Grodner doesn't make the BB rodeo themed. Showmances matter to her and the Facebook crowd more than anything

>>213831615
vinny can't mist

is mickey staying against rylie now?

>>213831620
Gaming for Rylie vs Morgan is pointless because there's literally a 0% chance Ropes is winning blockbuster

>>213831830
He's successfully misted everyone but Ava and Rachel

>>213831828
That would be too obvious.
Grodner likes to maintain at least some level of plausible deniability.

>>213831828
no one likes this showmance though

>>213831855
he doesn't convince anyone to target or put others on the block, he's only good at saving himself

>>213831847
If Vinny or Keanu (doubtful) votes that way, yes

>>213831828
it seems like she stopped caring about showmances long ago

>>213831736
What word?

This whole general is Lauren general

>>213831925
The nigger word.

>>213831874
grodner does

>>213831931
tiny little puta

So how's the vote looking?
In order of most cooked:
Rylie, Mickey, Morgan ?

>>213831931
we love lauren

>>213831907
she loves showmances for the most part, only one I saw her hate outright was cormerica.
but she does tend to quickly minimize those that get hates by the fanbase like blared or rat

>>213831953
>puta
We speak English here.

>>213831931
still punting her into the son esse
>>213831975
mickey,simp,morgan as of now

Love Lauren. Love Keanu. It’s that Simple.

>>213831870
>Bawls when Keanu/Jimmy hinted that she is cooking her way to the top.

I think rylie might actually like keanu

is ropes going to be friends with anyone in this cast post season? she's been such a hater to most of them and I doubt ashley and morgan will take kindly to the traditional black woman shit, let alone her other shittalking

>>213832037
Lauren requires a man to live

>>213831995
I speak Spanish, French, and Indian. :)

>>213832094
That's nice, but we speak English here.

>>213832083
Jimmy will probably reconnect with her for relevance

BB is going to be braiding "natural" hair competition

>>213832056
bitchmode is bipolar, in the morning he'll be gushing how much he likes a houseguest by the time he's going to be he's ranting how FUCK them haters he's the only REAL motherfucker in the house

>>213832131
putaputaputa

>>213832134
Name that methpipe.

>>213832155
imagine what he's like drunk, honestly really scary to think about

>>213831620
Mickey is voting Morgan out

>>213832133
jimmy has seen the live feeds and a lot of the tasty awful shit mickey has seen in this house. hes tried to be restrained, and does not want to direct hate mobs, but he is deeply disgusted by some of the shit shes said about him and the other house guests.

>>213832076
damn she can cook too

>>213832133
I heard he's been shitting on her online including bitching about how he rubbed her feet and shit for her only to be betrayed so I don't think so kek

how come production doesn't give my lauren bean episode time? are they jealous of her beauty?

>>213832156
Spicspicspic.

ava telling rachel that shes heard that morgan has the votes to stay over mickey
>rachel: i heard shes been saying shady things
>ava: thats what ive heard too

>>213832185
>>213832188
Jimmy enjoys being mean and popular, I can see them having a feud and then becoming BFFs

>>213831701
>if this Vince/Morgan/Will/Ashley/Rachel alliance is actually real
It’s not. No white person that wants to win is going to ally with a majority black alliance at this point in the game. I would hazard a guess that this is an attempt to lock in Vince’s vote

>>213832193
yes the women on the crew must hate her

>Ava not even included in the meme alliances
Oh she's not winning

>>213832277
her sleeping 16 hours a day has crippled her

>>213831975
TMC seems to be fucked if he loses blockbuster but I highly doubt that's gonna happen. Ropes goes home against Morgan 100%

>>213831701
Obviously the alliance isn’t real and his main priority should be getting Rachel out (something at this point Vince trusts Rylie more to do over Morgan) I also doubt he goes against Lauren, the only person he hasn’t lie to in that house.

>>213832234
not like this. it's too personalized. saying someone is full of shit is different than disparaging their character or family.

>reddit thread hot takes
>"here's how Ava can still win"
>"i just reported Rylie for domestic abuse and called production because of the way he spoke to Kat"
>"i would NOT want to be on Queen Rachels bad side"
>"Mickey has the most natural beauty in the house"

>>213832312
i feel like lauren is a sacrificial lamb that vince is willing to part with if need be. the man is loyal to no one but himself

>>213832346
>"I hate Vince, why doesn't he work with Rachel?"

>>213832385
I do feel that he wants to take her to f2 because she's a perfect goat, but yes he would be willing to chuck her to the wolves in a heartbeat if necessary

>>213832385
Lauren's been with him since week 1 and has won more competitions than the entirety of the nu+ookout

keanu has told simp twice now that he's going to have to cut kat to his face, no wonder simp is pissy at him kek that's basically what sunk izzy with cory in 25

>shits on rachels family
>now shitting on cats
ropes nuking her jokers rating once again in real time today lmao

>>213832521
i hope we get some more M&M counting before wednesday

Fuck Jared.

WILL BURNT THE DAMN NUGGETS

twitter thinks Vince is going to be loyal to this alliance lmfao

>>213832546
NAACP negro alliance showing how useless they are on all fronts this week

>>213832541
BOTTOMLESS BLARED HATE
>>213832546
will WONT be cooking for himself properly

I think this vote is going to be messy because ava is unable to even hide her annoyance at ropes right now

>>213832541
Jared was raped in the summer of 2023

>>213832614
Shitty little b*ack peasant. Fuck him and fuck Cirie. Fuck these monkeys trying to ruin our show.

>>213830326
can't forget the left wall curse for this season
ropehead is seemingly next

>>213832385
Wrong. Vince is the type of player to know you need a powerful duo to win. And even if he was a “anyone but me” type player he would NOT turn on Lauren week 6, especially after she just saved him with veto.

>>213832076
if this was a dude we'd 100% believe he had autism.

>>213830326
i dont know any of these

>>213832681
if a dude was acting like lauren i would genuinely think grodner tried a down syndrome hg twist

>>213830326
>The punishment costume curse.

nicole ended this. chelsie literally won last season and has a costume

>>213832644
I like cirie but her pampering her little shit son to such a degree is a huge stain

>>213832654
ava getting evicted next and not making jury would be so funny given the amount of screentime theyve given her for no reason

>>213830408
>first hoh curse
Shut the fuck up, retard.

>>213832681
I don't think she's autistic she's outright slow

>>213832776
>>213832777
she stupid

>>213832758
>ava getting evicted next
I need this

morgan whipped out her m&ms again, and they wondered why they got a bunch of them from production lel

>>213832731
Chelsie only escaped it cus the curse claimed Tucker as it’s victim

Keanu's made the pantry his office

>>213832758
At this point it’s more probable she self evicts

>>213832808
thats not how it works

>>213832808
Tucker basically quit the game in Week 6.

>>213832808
is it really a curse when getting a costume means you were more than likely already on the block in the first place

>>213832567
MISTED

VINCE EXPOSING ROPEHEAD

>>213832654
if this continues and that side gets wiped out this season will crack the top ten

>>213832808
there's more than 1 costume every year. only 1 person can win big brother

>>213832654
lauren will break the left side curse

Morgan’s eating the M&Ms

>>213832882
another fun thing she ruins

>>213832654
tiny little puta will leave next week

>>213832871
holy shit ive never realized this

>>213832885
is this vore?

>>213832654
the last remaining leftie will win the season
it will be ava

>>213832731
>>213832808
The "Costume Curse" is wearing a costume while sitting on the block and leaving

Zach overrode Keanu and Vince's costume curses by having the "first in" curse and "not using a power to save yourself" curse and went

>>213832777
lauren confirmed blessed by the 7

>>213832939
Nta, Zach was first in? Oh no. His costume did not count in my eyes. They’re always humiliating.

>>213832654
ROPEHEAD NEXT
AVA RIGHT BEFORE JURY
LAUREN FIRST JUROR

LET'S GO

whoever wins this season will beat "being terrible at the game" curse

kek
vince just asked morgan if she wins block buster
>morgan: rylie has to go

>>213832939
curses are easy to create when you can arbitrarily pull people out of them

>>213832960
>Zach was first in?
yup

>>213832949
There are 7 mirror walls if you count the one in the reflection.

its so funny watching vince

>>213833010
He so stupid!

my god its only tuesday

>>213833107
morgan and ropes think very highly of themselves

cant wait for this vince lauren convo. id like to see what vince leads with

Mickey bros….I think we’re reaching the end of the rope

Post yfw when Rylie loses BB

>morgan: laurens whole point of using the veto was making sure all 4 of us stay
kek

>i cant tell her what to do because when i tell her what to do she doesnt like that
you dont say

>>213833221
I don't think so

cutting from vince morgan ropes so all 4 cams are on tard talk

>>213833054
Lauren is waddle-addle

im starting to think these two dont realize they are otb

>>213833526
just gotta win the blockbuster. its that simple yo

>>213833221
Keanu's face if Rylie gets evicted would be hilarious

>>213833435
>>213833490
>le ick face

thingken

so with vince and morgan forming an alliance with wont, ash and rachel, are they agreeing to vote out simp if he's up there?

>>213833587
If you post another ick face I'll cut myself, I'm serious.

keanu just telling morgan to her face that he cant trust her

>>213833650
thats a real motherfuckin dinner

>>213833652
>>213833667
Murderers. Killers of me!

>>213833610
morgan is convinced vince will vote to keep her or mickey if up against rylie
its unsure if he actually does this. still need a vince lauren convo. i know lauren wants mickey gone this week and i dont see her voting rylie out but who the fuck knows

keanu telling morgan that ropes is cooked

>>213833667
I miss Tiff

>>213833724
he even told her she(morgan) probably leaves if she is sitting next to rylie

>>213833650
redpill me on the pickle and cheese

>>213833746
its laurens signature dish a ham rollup

>i think alot of people dont realize i see things from their point of view
morgan being humble as usual

>>213833746
cajun special

won't having to baby ava again

new thread Boogie

>>213833830
>I think Rachel wants me on the block because someone told her that I'd put her on the block.
No, Morgan. It's because you told her that you want Rachel on the jury essentially reducing her to just that.

>>213833624
just ask for them
don't need to pull this reverse psychology shit

Would anyone be up for a BB9 watchalong? I could make it happen cause I can stream Paramount+

>>213833893
nah

how long does it take for morgan to go run to vince or mickey and tell them what keanu just told her

>>213833893
maybe in a month

>>213833893
What if we watched an all time kino season like 7 or 17...

>>213833938
or 27

>>213833938
9 is /ourseason/

>feature showmance
>bring back rachel
>set up ava for afp
>portray vince as master strategist

>showmance is abusive
>rachel in worst position
>ava becomes clinically depressed
>vince is stuffed in a giant egg costume the following week

poor production

NEW

>>213833957
>>213833957
>>213833957
>>213833957
>>213833957

>>213831466
vince is crazy and keanu is retarded and nobody trusts him so it would probably work