>A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for a puppet government that the CIA had installed in an anti-democratic coup. They were trying to buy the loyalty of pedophiliac warlords, or as the glownigger media called them, "tribal leaders," by bribing them with precious stones acquired from slave labor in Jewish-owned mines. But, their caravans were being raided by a chud in a forest North of Rangoon. So, we went looking for the chud, but in six months we never met anyone who admitted to trading with him, as they considered him to be a righteous hero fighting against the dark forces of ZOG. One day, I saw a corpse in a dress surrounded by rubies the size of tangerines. The chud had been stoning trannies to death.

Quite seriously, what the fuck was Nolan thinking with the whole some men just want to see the world burn speech? Alfred's story does not describe a man who just wants to see the world burn at all but both he and Bruce act like it couldn't be anything else.

CIA?