Thread 213828434

harrison morgan is the villain at the end of dexter resurrection

i am calling it

>>213828563
I think Batista will be here for the long run. I think Harrison killed his other Mother (Hannah)

why did the other two kids just get forgotten?

>>213828892
They weren't Dexter's. He's not going to raise another man's kids, he might be a killer but he's not a cuck.

>>213828563
>dex is pissed
Pretty sure Harrison could kill anyone and have Dexter look the other way.

>>213828892
Step kids taken by their grand parents. They might, but likely wont, show up in season 2.

>>213829292
Based.

>>213828434 (OP)
>When Miami Metro’s Angel Batista (David Zayas) arrives with questions, Dexter realises his past is catching up to him fast. As father and son navigate their own darkness in the city that never sleeps, they soon find themselves deeper than they ever imagined—and that the only way out is together."
You're getting serial killer helicopter parent and son and there's no amount of r*ddit theories you can come up with to escape it

>>213828563
>Hawwison Wwhyyy

>>213828434 (OP)
A lot of people have been talking about rewatching old seasons, and how bad TOS season 8 was, but FUCK i was surprised at how bad S8 really is. Your fast-forward button is going to get a real workout, I'd be surprised if there's 15 minutes of actual content by the end of the season.

Harrison has an evil twin

>>213829593
is he the one that hates treadmills?

>>213829607
Yes but is somehow also Dexter's twin brothers son

>>213829593
>>213829736
There's been a lot of talk about twins in these threads, completely ignoring the issue of clones. Dexter could have been cloned like Wolverine to create a perfect serial-killing machine under the control of Masuka's twin.

>>213828434 (OP)
Tell us about the bangs. Just what Norwood level is Harrison hiding up there? Is it possible that he is actually an older man, Dexter's father's twin?

>>213829861
>Norwood level
III?

Should have dyed his hair blond so he looked more like baby Harrison

>>213829818
Prater or Prat as we like to call him on the reddit has been cloning serial killers for decades creating the ultimate killer inviting them to compete for the title champion of MORTAL COMBAT

Tonight's not the night.

>>213829346
In New Blood, Harrison committed acts of violence that fell short of killing (cutting and breaking bones), and Dex didn't look the other way.

>>213830343
>and Dex didn't look the other way.
The most he ever did was start teaching him the code. Before he killed a black guy and agreed to get shot. In Resurrection Harrison killed a rapist and Dexter has gone out of his way to help cover his tracks. None of this is really out of character he only killed Brian because he was a threat to Deb, and later after Deb killed LaGuerrta (after he'd already decided to kill her himself as the codes first rule is not get caught) he didn't do anything top her either

If Dexter doesn't kill Batista he is a fag, this show is gay, and you all are fags.

>>213828434 (OP)
the girl at the college is going to tell him that she knows his dad is the bay harbor butcher and that she is a fantatic. Harrison kills her to hide his dads identity.

>>213830496
>Dexter kills Batista
>Batista's twin shows up at the end of the episode

>>213828892
Astor a cute.

>>213830535
>Mexican mamma won't put out
>blond college chick is into his dad
poor guy

>>213830557
looks kind of middle aged now

Prat kidnaps Harrison to train him to be a killer but he's already learned from the best, the bay harbor butcher!!!! Prats face w

>>213830541
We covered this in the last thread, try to keep up. Angel Batista's evil twin is Demon Bautista. He is A Ripper, but not necessarily THE Ripper who has been terrorizing New York. It's possible that Demon Bautista was actually sent back in time from the future to kill the NY Ripper to prevent a dimensional rift.

>>213830643
boggening

>>213830755
Ok this is epic

>>213828434 (OP)
Harrison teams up with the remaining Gemini octuplets to track down their brothers' killer.

Hah nice try but we all know that it turns out that Quinn is the New York Pussy Ripper

I wonder how much they paid Uma Thurman to stand behind the midge and say two lines of dialogue per episode.

>>213831030
worth it for those monster milkers

>>213829933
Dexter looks Jewish here

>>213830966
Kino

how tf are gemini serial killer master minds but they didn’t keep track of what either said at the meetings. When Dexter is giving his speech, he asks what Gemini said the other day and the one there didn’t know until Dexter filled it in for him.

>>213831013
Quinn and Masuka are being saved for the finale, where they'll be on Batista's funeral and swear to find his killer together.
next season will be all about them hunting Dexter, possibly in Adelaide, Australia, where Dexter will go to hunt for more serial killers.
Stay tuned for Dexter Resurrection: Down Under.
https://youtu.be/dCjRk9fzPLc

>>213831131
They aren't full telepaths, anon. They can only mind-meld after committing a murder, just like any normal twins.

>>213828662
hannah killed billions of dexter's unborn children i think it's fair one of them kills her

>>213829462
so they're gonna kill each other?

>>213830496
would you want batista naked on your table? la passion might kick in i don't think that plastic wrap's gonna hold and i think dexter knows it too so he's gotta tread lightly if he wants to get out of this unscarred

>>213831172
>possibly in Adelaide, Australia
That could unironically work. It's been said that Australia (outside of Melbourne) is like an entire nation of Floridamen, Dexter should fit right in.

>>213831172
Quinn and Masuka's twins*

>>213831060
swing low, sweet chariots

>>213831364
No, this is double reverse twinjob. It's not their twins, it's their TWINS' twins, so the original Quinn and Masuka. Nobody would ever guess.

>>213831298
yes, this time, Dexter shoots Harrison in the chest, but he survives because it's so hot in New york and it makes his blood clot faster.
next season, Harrison will track dexter, who is working on a motel in Chicago, while the mexican girl is tracking Harrison because she suspects he killed that rapist and her landlord.

>>213831399
TWIN OVERLOAD!!!! what if midge has twins???

>>213830643
>>213830856
She's definitely capable of playing Laura Palmer's corpse in a Twin Peaks reboot, you gotta give her that.

>>213831447
He had 4, its easier to have mutiple twin midgets since they fit in the womb easier, but they all died on the car crash with his parents, or at least, he thinks they did...

>>213831490
Oh snap. Do you work for Showime Premium Plus?? You should!!!

How did you guys know about the twin thing before it happened? Am I retarded or is twins a reoccurring theme in dexter?

>>213831600
It's literally in the name.

>>213831447
Midgets are half men, and midget twins combined equals a full normal human, with reverse polarity (good/evil). But Prater's mother had QUADRUPLETS, there is the possibility that the two evil twins could meet, resulting in TWINPOCALYPSE. Dexter is going to have to kill faster, better than he ever has before. He might even have to go to Costco for garbage bags.

>>213831600
>The Gemini constellation is anchored by dual stars Castor and Pollux, so named for the twins of Greek mythology.
Basic info

>>213831600
>is twins a reoccurring theme in dexter?
yes, in the original series, Dexter finds out he's father is alive, only to discover it's actually his father's evil twin, who is was already killed Deb and is going to kill Dexter.
Dexter kills him to avenge Deb, only to find out, to his relief, that the girl killed was actually Deb's twin.
there is that small arc about Dexter having an "evil" twin too, he's just a normal guy that doesn't kill anyone, so Dexter just leaves him alone, there's also the Laguerat twin, but she's not actually her twin, just some cuban woman that stole laguerta's social security after she died.

>>213831637
Castor
Cody + Astor = Castor :0

>>213831600
>>213831733
It's pretty obvious if you know that "Dexter" is Latin for "twin".

We as viewers are OWED a sex scene before the end of the season. Either with autist detective, Milkers Thurman, College slut, or Mexican cuckquean

>>213831776
That one episode that's just Dexter giving a long lecture on Romulus and Remus was very good, who knew there's so much history about twins.

>>213831815
Batista will have sex with Blessing.

>>213831815
Soprano rapes the brown one for owed rent and throws the anchor baby out the window

>>213831815
i ahve seen the finale, Batistas sister reappears and gets to play out the original babysitter plot

>>213831861
this is also in the episode

>>213829292
But he was planning on raising them the whole time until she died. Then he thought it was for the best they go.eith the grandparents

>>213831853
Blessing's twin brother of course.

>>213831892
he's a warlord in Sierra Lione, and he'll hunt Dexter next season to avenge the death of his lover.

>>213831884
>>213831884
>Then he thought it was for the best they go.eith the grandparents
Given he palmed his own son off onto a string of convenient babysitters and serial killers Astor and Cody would probably have fared even worse

Sorry officer, i wasn't familiar with your game

>>213831956
Yikes I hope Dexter kills her and her twin hotter twin takes over.

>>213832007
Hopefully the twin was not mentally retarded and didn't ruin herself with tattoos.

>>213831815
hag sex with charlie

>>213828434 (OP)
harrison is sexy hot

>>213830557
>>213830643
cody a cute hot

>>213832125
>Its too late Elsa. I have a blonde sociologist girlfriend now. Babysit your own defective child.

The Big Three
Dexter = Bleach, mc burdened by a dark power or nature, who secretly hunts and cleanses evil in the world, also constantly coming back to finish it's shit endings and they're both gingers
Breaking Bad = Naruto, a fight over power, resources, and territory and they both have cancer
Game of Thrones = One Piece, a grand adventure with multiple factions vying for control over a vast world, a struggle for the throne and neither will end

>>213832321
>The Rizzler twins appear in the final episode and we find out they pull the strings on the midge

>>213831956
stunning chest

>>213832321
david dastmalchian is 50 years old and he thought it would be a good idea to wear those pants

>>213832411
>Rizzler twins
Kek

>>213828434 (OP)
Bring Audrey back.

>>213834117
She can be Harrisons new step-mother

>>213832278
how bad is she going to freak when she finds out?

>>213831013
This is so beyond chad level I'm surprised people haven't meme'd this harder

>>213834203
What?

>>213834857
SHE CAN BE HARRISONS NEW STEP MOTHER
Clearly she was after that daddy dong of Dexters.

It's bullshit that Hannah died of cancer 7 years later I hope she faked her death and returns.

>>213834934
its an interesting theory

sex with deb

>>213835697
Not that one.

>dexter and harrison kill angel
>they start to dismember him
>dexter cheeses at the camera
>"Nothing better than a pulled pork sandwich..."
>harrison just stares at him blankly in the background while finishing up
>next season harrison starts quipping at the audience
would be kino

>>213834117
>gaht bahck tah yarr dahd arr hah'll beh mahd
no, her voice was awful

>>213835809
both at the same time tbqh

>>213831733
how could you forget about Masuka's twin fucking his daughter to get revenge on the twin Dexter knows?

>>213834228
I don't think it will go in that direction, one of them dies before the end of the season

>>213836336
Faggot

>harrison
>not the son of harry
>completely hairless
this is bullshit

>>213836702
*Faghat

>>213831076
>Tonight's the...
>oops, it's Shabbat

>>213829720
Cute

Kid has potential but that first kill was sloppy and he's bad at lying to the cops

>>213828662
batista doesn't have the camera presence or half the intelligence Doakes had

i do hope they do kill him this season instead of hanging around for 3 more seasons like a bad enchilada smell

i dont like how high budget Resurrection is with all the shitty songs and high-profile actors, original dexter was so much better

>>213831030
She’s The Ripper.

Lumen is the ripper

>Harrison's actor is 29 years old IRL
damn dis nigga is older than me but looks younger what tricks are they using

>>213838369
>that zesty leg lift by harrison

>>213840347
Seriously? His character isn't even in college yet

>>213828662
>>213828434 (OP)
Cody raped Astor, then traveled to Argentina and killed Hannah.
He's impersonating Harrison.

>>213840802
Dexter would have recognized a grownup Cody

>>213828434 (OP) >>213840802
I could see it work
>and who has a better story than Cody the Crackhead?

I forgot how big a bitch Rita was. "Dexter you forced me to go into your private place and search through all your shit because I cant trust you. This is all your fault"

>>213828563
Batista is probably one of my most hated characters always just there to move the plot along and act like an oblivious retard, it better be him

>>213840347
bangs to hide the forehead and giving him the wettest saddest eyes normally found on a beaten puppy.

>>213841976
They can't dispose of him that quickly, Batista is the longest surviving OG character who's appeared so far. He might get sidelined in prison for impersonating a police officer and trying some weird arrest stunt (since he's retired) but if this show is indeed slated for multiple seasons, I think he'll be around until the end.

>>213842247
I can see the prison thing maybe. But I don't see any way he's sticking around in the main cast that would be satisfying. The only way that happens is if he forgives Dexter which would be dumb and retarded writing after the last few episodes. Or he sticks around for multiple seasons looking increasingly crazy accusing Dexter of unprovable crimes.

>>213841743
Rita's the perfect tradwife