Thread 213829002

>>213829002 (OP)
>No sir, I browse /tv/

>>213829643
What did he even mean by this? Did Kentucky secede from the Union or something?

>>213829002 (OP)
>Y-yes sir, i-is that o-okay?

I would have respected Sheriff Joaquin because he seemed like a decent and honorable lawman unlike the asshole cops in my area. I'd probably stop loitering and illegally recording people if someone like him just gave me some fatherly advice instead of having some buzz cut 24 year old barking orders at me.

>>213830014
afraid so

what did they mean by this?

>>213830457
accurate depiction of a woman's desktop

>>213830457
>Joe is a cripple forced to read 4chan 24/7
name a worse fate than this

>>213830457
do normalfags really save a million chrome links on their desktop

>>213830567
a crippled chud is slightly removed from being a normal chud, chud fate is bad fate.

>>213830598
yes

>>213830457
Criminally insane desktop.

>>213830598
I have close to 100 tabs open at any given time. Whats the matter?

>>213830614
What was Deputy Mike plotting? It almost seemed like he was plotting and practicing with the gun at the end to snipe Cross out of his misery. Cross was low-key racist but other than that they were amiable. (Also he never learned that Cross was the one that killed the mayor, planted the watch, etc.)

Anyone remember the Homeland season where Carrie literally gets groped by a 4chan freak? I think it was one of the later seasons like s5 or s6 lol. Was extremely HOT... and she kicks him in the nutts too.

>>213829643
kek, good one

>>213830457
>jannies didn't tell me about the new seed oil board
baka

>>213829002 (OP)
lol

you people only like this garbage for the porn

>>213830733
>What was Deputy Mike plotting?
he was definitely plotting to assassinate Joe

>>213830721
Do you keep your OC on 24/7?

It's crazy when I think people doing this.

>>213830874
>>213830733
I don't think so. I think in the end he was mad that the guy he trusted most turned down him so quickly. He clearly got abducted by the mercenaries and he figured this is why he was being set up, to kill every cop. In the end I feel like he's been mentally and physically scarred and he's training in the event that any other terrorist attack happens.

>>213830457
Is that really from the movie I was too disgusted by seeing the joker's cock to remember anything else

>>213831154
as if you dont see cocks all the time

>>213831354
not the joker's :/

>>213830567
>name a worse fate
You're endlessly stuck on /b/ and /v/

>>213831531
>Had to hire black people from Phoenix to show up in an Eddington ad

Lol

this movie is kino

his best behind hereditary

>>213831154
Yeah it’s where she realizes Emma Stone is married and pregnant and Joaquin starts to groan

>>213830841
Porn? The fuck you talking about

>>213829002 (OP)
>I'm from Luhansk

>>213830457
>Linux laptop
Grim

>>213829002 (OP)
A> nd the 29 threads of Joker Rape General, right back at ya

>>213829002 (OP)
>uh, is this the place.. y'know, from the /tv/ threads?

>>213829002 (OP)
as a Brit I live in fear of the day I get locked out of here.

>>213832766
Yall have to stand up for yourselves before it's too late. Starmer is Satan's brood

>>213832151
>You're from Keev?
>We pronounce it Kee Ev

>>213830493
Underrated.

>>213830567
>name a worse fate than this
Being forced to read nu-/x/ specifically
>>213830733
>What was Deputy Mike plotting?
The implication is that the cycle of violence, disorder, and decay is going to repeat itself.

>became the dipshit wife of a cult leader
>chest is suspiciously branded, an odd detail to just benignly add in at the end

At least with Joe, she was legitimately safe, despite his wishy-washyness. All they had to do was get rid of her mother's poison presence. Now she'll get wrapped up in god knows what

>>213830841
you make this post in every thread

>>213830493
Aw sheit

>>213832766
tick tock brit bong, tick tock

>>213830795
>What's this "sneed" oil I hear ya yapping about?
>>213831154
>Is that really from the movie
Yes
>>213831531
>"I don't know" - Mike

>>213830841
>porn
This is one of the least explicitly sexual movies ever made

>>213830217
>instead of having some buzz cut 24 year old barking orders at me.
Luckily, in Eddington you get both plus a Black guy

>>213830841
We already read you two threads ago lil bro
>>213833012
Many anons forget the part where Joe livestreams himself saying she was raped... It doesn't matter if you're in small town America, small town Sicily or rural Afghanistan... you can't just taint the honor of your wife like that. It's something universal. She had no other option but to leave.

>>213832766
Never thought about that before. That's genuinely scary. Your government really sucks, man, I feel for you Bongoloids.

>>213829002 (OP)
This movie was great. What the FUCK was that little shit mayor's son's problem?

>>213833406
>What the FUCK was that little shit mayor's son's problem?
Lack of a mother figure + spoiled rich kid (by the standards of the town)

>>213830733
That nigger was a good man/cop, chewed up by the system and turned into another violent crazy. Echo'd the accidentally-right point the coalburner was arguing at him during the protest.

>>213833454
>cries that he's gonna kill himself if he can't hang out with his friend
>immediately tries to cuck said friend and rubs it in his face
>pretends to be a chill cool guy to get women
Great character. Realistic shitty teenager, loved to hate that little faggot.

>>213829002 (OP)
>plays a hard charging salt of the earth chud
>still does that little mannerism where he quietly mutters in a puppy voice like every Joaquin joint

ruined the movie

>>213830457
>index

>>213830457
>>213830493
why do they never maximize the window in movies?

>>213833722
you leave the window midsized so you can drag waifus and pictures that give a sensible chuckle straight to desktop

>>213830943
Good point, if he wanted them dead he would have been like “yeah bud come on over nice and close.”

The major unironically did nothing wrong and didn't deserve to be shot in the head by a man babby

>>213829002 (OP)
any one get deja vu looking at this thread?

>>213834339
Yes. Some retards are spamming their shit takes in every thread.

>>213830014
What Union? There is a federal government that killed 600,000 people to preserve its authority, and today its a den of kikes that serves only itself.

I don't own a phone

>>213834435
>today its a den of kikes that serves only itself.
The Confederates were a "den of kikes" before it was cool

>>213833550
>plays a hard charging salt of the earth chud
Is that really what you thought of him? I thought you fags were the ones constantly talking about “media literacy.”

>>213834339
Somebody keeps using this same image.

>>213834445
But do you got any agua or you ain't got no agua?

>>213833406
>friend confides in him that he likes that Sarah girl
>acts like she isn't worth it
>moves in on her himself
>"wish you were heeeerre!!"

Fucking faggot. It's no wonder the white kid went full-rightie by the end of the movie, because everyone he knew on the Left in that town was a piece of shit, including his supposed best friend. I still think it would have been hilarious if the girl Sarah ended up being his gf at the end when he was a full blown right wing influencer, as it would have really driven home her insincerity

>>213834877
Nah fuck that bitch.

>>213833160
>Joe livestreams himself saying she was raped
I feel like fifteen minutes were deleted from my torrent of the movie because none of the Emma Stone/Pedro Pascal backstory and cult stuff seemed relevant to the plot, or even have (much) bearing on Joe chudding out

I can't tell if this movie was based or woke, but I think that was the point.

>>213836306
It was just an earnest, crystalized portrayal of the type of discourse and people of that era, with an entertaining "what if actual militant terrorists flying around in private jets were going around and kicking stuff off on top of it?" angle. Despite the maker being a jew, I didn't feel like he was demonizing people that were against covid lockdowns/nigger riots. He even communicated the message of "the money always wins in the end anyways" with the final shot being a lingering view of the tech company eclipsing the town, and the government spook that Pascal worked for rubbing it all in cripple joaquin's face on the way to the press conference.

>>213833160
She treated Joe like shit even after she was damaged goods. Joe deserves better, it was his inclination to settle that ultimately sealed his fate.

>>213833533
Yeah he was such a piece of shit. Typical mayor's son, type.

>>213836626
Joe accepted being treated like shit. He never should've shacked up with her but hated himself enough to do so. He took it over and over from everyone until he snapped.

>>213834194
He was a hypocritical cock sleeve for Big Tech. He deserved a more humiliating death if anything.

>>213836306
The ending should have made it clear. Listen to Ari on the podcast. He said he identified with the kids whose "hearts were in the right place" tells you all you need to know about (((Aster)))

>>213836668
Agreed. If he would have found a based unsullied woman who actually fucked him,.he would have been a lot happier. A broken bitch ain't worth the headache.

>>213836965
>when you see the emoji

>>213829643
https://youtu.be/8X_Ot0k4XJc

>>213829643
lol

>>213829002 (OP)
Joaquin Phoenix is probably my favorite actor. I like him in everything I see him in.

>>213837144
I don't know. Lately he's been playing these downtrodden cuck types a bit too often.

>>213837144
I loved being his penis and scrotum in this film.

>>213837305
>I loved being his penis and scrotum in this film
Were you also Willem Dafoe's stunt penis?
>>213837196
>he's been playing these downtrodden cuck types a bit too often
True but in Eddington he finally made it work.

>>213837580
>Were you also Willem Dafoe's stunt penis?
kek I meant to say "seeing"

>>213836728
>>213836306

Absolute retard. The kids hearts in the right place means that their generation is wanting change and progress but they are literally too fucking stupid, gullible, inexperienced, and suffer from Twitter brainrot that they will never succeed. All they don't know how to protest, they don't know what they're really protesting, the just know they have to be used something IS actually wrong with America but they don't realize the thing they love the most (social media, brainrot) is problem. So all they can do is just parrot bullet points written by literally who people online and scam artists like the BLM or Tucker Carlson. That's all people do because they can't actually think for themselves.

>>213836965
>When anons are having a good time on 4chan and Mossad hears about it

>>213836965
The false flag antifa super soldier guys elevated the movie into trve kino

>>213838049
Big true. It was such a weird action shot. Like every camera shot is on the ground and then these literal angels (demons) from heaven fly down like they're there to save the day.

>>213836618
Portrayal unnecessary when everything is online + in clips. He even cherry-picked the stuff mocked by MSM, not the serious policy overreach that harmed real lives. He sees circus, not the corruption in managing the circus attractions

>>213838091
They felt almost supernatural in the final action sequences.

>>213838210
That final guy with the knife was creepy as fuck

>>213838313
>>213838210
Didn't they seem like... Hallucinations? They just moved more like... Shadows or monsters or something. It's really weird. Also what bad shots they were. Or they were just out fucking skilled by Joe Cross. Makes me wonder if Joe had killed people before or been in the military. Also remember the part where they say the dad died and he was there?

>>213829002 (OP)
I-

>>213837957
>Tucker Carlson
Kids don't watch Tucker, they watch Nick

>>213838349
>Makes me wonder if Joe had killed people before or been in the military
He's been a sheriff since forever and he's an old stock White American from the rural mountain West. He's been shooting guns of all kinds for decades.

i love when Joaquin shows up to the trap with the drone floating above and he's just like
>what THE FUCKKKKK is going on????

>>213838349
I genuinely thought that "ZOG operators personally hunting down Joaquin 'The Raped' Phoenix" was supposed to be an American Psycho style mental breakdown, then a few minutes later the credits rolled

>>213836965
can you make the knife moment into a webm? the eyes of both guys freaked me out

>>213838669
i loved how it was filmed, somehow they captured the confusion of what it must have been like for Joe.

>>213838899
oh yeah, it's pretty hilarious that the entire time he's being chased he doesn't really know why they're doing it or who they are. someone willing to just walk out all casual with a blade was ballsy

i saw this movie and Weapons back to back and loved both. I don't think i've had that much kino in a day in a fucking decade

>>213836306
"Left vs Right" & "COVID Madness" were red herrings. It was really about Big Tech vs. American citizens

I'M GONNA SHOOT I'M GONNA OH N-

>>213839152
I wanna watch Weapons cus I keeo hearing about it. This year so far has been good for kinos so hollywood is finally healing

>>213839448
literally me

>>213838409
no one watches that weird gay kid

>>213839448
>Gives up and tries to put his hands up at the one point he might be on equal footing
>Zoomer retard manages to miss every shot before the guy gets blown apart by offscreen gunmen

I wasn't crazy about the movie as a whole but there were a ton of great visual gags like these.
Probably a "better on rewatch" thing.

>>213838349
They make a point of showing what a good marksman Joaquin is. He misses a ton of shots in that sequence because he's having a mental breakdown, an asthma attack, and maybe has covid. Retard would've made it out just fine if he stopped and breathed before wasting his last mag on the last guy, or if he'd reloaded his pistol/grabbed a new one at Gunther's.

>>213839727
>He thinks off screen gunmen killed him

Holy shit this movie just filters everybody.

>>213839152
I wish Zach Cregger hadn't killed Trevor Moore for zog.

>>213839739
Honestly feel like he didn't equip himself as heavily as he should have. At least a second pistol, at least shotgun. Maybe more mags.

>>213839746
He very clearly turns around before the last shot hits him square in the forehead
Movie kind of sucked but I'd actually be interested to know what Aster was trying to "say" with it.

>>213839767
IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT

>>213839784
>"Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range"
>"..."

>>213830841
Hell yeah, when Joaquin got dragged naked and his dick was out I was gooning so hard.

>>213839798
Go to bed, Zach, you're a respected filmmaker now and have stuff to do. Put down the gallon of PCP
>>213839791
Yeah and you see the gunshot the kid fired that kills him. What you see is him get shot in the back of the head, and the bullet coming out the front.

Also for the anon who wanted an easte eggn in last thread:
Solid Gold Magikarp or SolidGoldMagikarp is a phrase that makes ChatGPT freak out and output "garbage" results and "breaks" the AI. Also Gold Magikarp is the extremely rare shiny version of the regular Magikarp Pokemon.

>>213839848
I can only imagine how a packed theater reacted.

>>213839767
he did what now

>>213833012
The reveal of the tattoos reminded me of Synecdoche New York. Olive also gets a bunch of tattoos as a visual to show how far she's fallen into a "bad crowd"

>>213839852
I'm not a /k/ guy but even I know that a basic cop pistol won't blow people's limbs apart and put a clean hole through their skull

This is going to be a cult classic on the level of eyes wide shut.

>>213840160
Unless you're packing hollow points.
>t. Video game player

>>213840160
It's not a cop gun, it's a civilian gun. Could've been .45 but mag size suggests probably 9 mil, which can go through your head. His limbs weren't blown apart, either.

>>213840187
>This is going to be a cult classic on the level of eyes wide shut
Probably more along the lines of Fight Club or Wag The Dog, but it's definitely going to be the runaway cult film from this year and arguably the decade.

>>213834194
pedo and a bad father

>>213836728
That’s just what he has to say to not get tarred and feathered

>>213836728
>the ending should have made it clear.
>"Leftist" government is just a lobotomized right winger being paraded around and doing the bidding of the big out-of-town money
Aster is a kike but I think he might have put the art first on this one.

>>213841710
>>213836728
I think Ari is an oldfag Marxist/commie politically who's more concerned about the elites and class above race/sex woke shit that he sees as a distraction from the class war, one of those "no war but class war" types; which makes sense given the film's staunchly anti-corporate message and engagement with "conspiratorial" elements.

>>213841759
>jew is a commie
whoa!

>>213841759
THIS

the entire movie is about control, and completely unnecessary division between people that leads to nothing good for the town. While the rich reap the benefits.

>>213842005
Like all materialist radicals, old-school Marxists tend to be great at criticism and noticing serious problems that are taboo to discuss. Problem is when they start proposing their retarded meme ideologies as a one size fits all solution.
Luckily, Eddington merely identifies the problem in excruciating, painful detail rather than going that extra mile and just being a nakedly communist film, and settles for merely being a more broadly radical one.

>>213843539
>difference between leftism and liberalism
It's more like competing schools of thought on the left that are all branded as "liberal" for some retarded reason by American "conservatives" (who ironically are more "liberal" in the traditional sense than almost any other major political current worldwide).

>>213829643
CAPHTA MY ASS

>>213841759
He fully leaves out the federal govt. He doesn't get it at all.

>>213843595
>He fully leaves out the federal govt.
The federal government in the U.S 100% works hand-in-hand with tech companies and always has.

>>213830598
I've got like 40 tabs that i actively use and if it doesn't slow down the PC, why not? It's effective and convenient. Normies strike me more as people who'd browse dozens of sites through 1 tab or have 50 inactive tabs opened

>>213829643
kek fpbp

>>213830841
what kind of porn?

>>213839848
Was that fucking necessary?

What movie?

>>213834555
>den of kikes
Meanwhile
>wealthy Jewish landowners in the south had the most slaves

>>213844212
>>wealthy Jewish landowners in the south had the most slaves
My point exactly, hell Grant was the one that kicked the Jews out of the upland South.

>>213844126
>What movie?
Eddington, /tv/'s movie of the year so far.

>>213844093
>Was that fucking necessary?
Gets the point across of him being a zombie damned to serving the establishment well I think

>>213830457
>sneed oils

>>213830457
Has this ever really happened in a movie or television show?

>>213845477
I cannot make out the title of the weebshit book

>>213845556
Lurk for two years before posting

>>213845577
K.

>>213843539
It’s because they are the same, the left will never seriously oppose liberalism (they vote blue in every single election) and liberals always make excuses for left-wing criminality. The function of the left is to provide plausible deniability for liberalism/progressivism

>>213830217
What do you mean by illegally recording? There is no expectation of privacy in public spaces except for like bathrooms and such.