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Anonymous No.213829981 >>213829995 >>213830173 >>213830178 >>213830202 >>213830255 >>213830910 >>213831203 >>213832038 >>213832390 >>213834913 >>213835013
>Dude gets bisected by piano wire
>"HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME, GOLDEN CHAINSAW FOR SURE!!"
>Girl gets her ass groped
>"yeeeah... this movie didn't age too well. Hey, any film-makers watching? Maybe... don't?
Anonymous No.213829995 >>213835115
>>213829981 (OP)
He hates nude scenes because he was raised Mormon or some shit.
Anonymous No.213830035 >>213830052 >>213834556
When did this channel turn to clips of just the kills to breaking down the entire fucking movie? Do people actually watch these instead of the movie?
Anonymous No.213830052
>>213830035
Sometimes he goes over how they made the effects for the kill. That’s always fun.
Anonymous No.213830100
Wow you're making fun of CHANNEL this totally masks this being an #ad.
Anonymous No.213830173 >>213831842 >>213834603
>>213829981 (OP)
I don't know who this is but horror movies need more sexual assault to filter out numales like him.
Anonymous No.213830178
>>213829981 (OP)
Symptom of a gynocentric society.
Anonymous No.213830202 >>213830407
>>213829981 (OP)
>>"yeeeah... this movie didn't age too well. Hey, any film-makers watching? Maybe... don't?
Did he ever actually complain about nudity?
Anonymous No.213830255 >>213830320
>>213829981 (OP)
deadmeat is a better channel than RLM because I can tell his love for horror movies comes from a place of sincerity and not bitter detached irony.
Anonymous No.213830300
I like that one dude that did the Tremor reviews.
Anonymous No.213830320
>>213830255
One is a review channel and the other breaks down shitty horror movies. He isn’t there to criticize the movies
Anonymous No.213830407 >>213832139
>>213830202
In his review of the second Rob Zombie Halloween film he throws a huge bitchfit about female nudity.
Anonymous No.213830860 >>213830938
>100 school children incinerated in an explosion
>"Aww that's nyice"

>man look at attractive 17-year-old girl
>"that's a yikes from me pal"
Anonymous No.213830910 >>213830965 >>213831161
>>213829981 (OP)
how did w*ite "men" become so sissified? They look and act like females.
Anonymous No.213830938 >>213834345
>>213830860
>yes the actress was 22 but she was playing a 17.9 year old in this movie. DO. BETTER.
Anonymous No.213830965 >>213830988 >>213831175 >>213834657
>>213830910
He’s married and you are single.
Anonymous No.213830988 >>213831015
>>213830965
married and probably always in the cuck chair watching a BLACK BVLL plow his wife
Anonymous No.213831015
>>213830988
we don't post our diary entries on here lil bro
Anonymous No.213831161
>>213830910
What simping does to a mf
Anonymous No.213831175
>>213830965
And you know the wife wears the pants in that relationship
Anonymous No.213831203 >>213834781
>>213829981 (OP)
this faggot seethes when you niggas post this lmao
Anonymous No.213831249
He took down his terrifier review because the film has a gratuitous kill in which a nude woman was bisected by a chainsaw.
Anonymous No.213831799 >>213831887 >>213834441 >>213834489 >>213834557
What causes this mindset? Is it because they view extreme violence as so foreign and beyond "reality" (due to sheltered upbringing) that it appears as pure fantasy, while "objectification of women" feels more like a real thing? Or have they fully committed to "fictional violence doesnt lead to real violence," but for some reason think that fictional sexual objectification or abuse inherently leads to real life objectification or abuse? Or is it them trying to pull the whole game od trying to take attention away from their own creepy selves, like those literal pedotroons who seethe about drawn porn of underage characters up until the day that they're inevitably arrested for either trying to solicit nudes from real children or for having TBs worth of real CP? Or is it just that they're totally pussywhipped whiteknights and don't dare do anything or like anything that they think might upset a woman?
Anonymous No.213831842 >>213832009
>>213830173
>horror movies “trying” to evoke a sense of dread, helplessness and despair
>rely on the same tropes to which everyone has become so desensitized they watch them just for fun
>avoid the obvious things so despicable in our culture people actually consider it worse than murder for some reason

I don’t even think more movies need these things but the fact that some moviemakers claim they’re trying to spook people to death and then do “Demon exorcism extravaganza #57” or “Deconstruction of family trauma: Alcoholic daddy edition” instead of going for one of the thousands of taboo things that will make people twitch in their seats just shows how much of them are hacks
Frankly it’s kind of entertaining in and of itself to watch horror movies trying to balance something unnerving with tippy-toeing around all of the horrible things that would really happen in most of the scenarios they are trying to depict
Anonymous No.213831887
>>213831799
Americans just hate the naked female form because deep down they think it’s sinful to feel lust and horniness
Anonymous No.213832009 >>213834636
>>213831842
People get so mad anytime a dog dies because for some reason pretending to overly care about animals is the way they larp as being good people. So a movie where a lot of dogs die would be a pretty good troll
Anonymous No.213832038
>>213829981 (OP)
Teeth are not meant to be that white
Anonymous No.213832139
>>213830407
to be fair Rob Zombie’s Halloween is a gay soi remake. Giving Michael a lame tragic muh bullied and muh abusive home ruins the character
Anonymous No.213832360
Is that JigC?
Anonymous No.213832390
>>213829981 (OP)
I missed these threads
Anonymous No.213834209 >>213834478
I would unironically delete the "love" scene from blade runner, deckard forcing himself on rachel never sat right with me
Anonymous No.213834345
>>213830938
>Watchmojo has a list of hottest goth girls in movies
>Opens with a stern disclaimer
>"We will NOT be including Winona Ryder on this list as she was portraying a CHILD in Beetlejuice"
Anonymous No.213834441
>>213831799
Basically
>Film is presented in an unrealistic way
Okay
>Film is presented in a realistic way
Not okay

I watched some fucking god awful british social realist film the other day that features a long rape/torture/murder and it was extremely unpleasant and depressing. I watched some shitty Italian cannibal slop the week before and it also features even more disgusting and graphic rape and murder, but it's shot like a goofy, unreal adventure movie, so you never "buy in" to it being real.

My Aunt would literally get butthurr by swearing in movies, despite watching retarded 80's action movies. Her argument was the swearing was real, the violence was not.
Anonymous No.213834477 >>213835132
>when female breasts appear on screen
Anonymous No.213834478
>>213834209
I would delete every sexual scene from every blade runner, honestly 2077 was ruined by the naked woman with Jared Leto scene and the naked JOI kinda made sense but it was too cruel and gave people a really bad taste in their mouths.
Anonymous No.213834489
>>213831799
Because they feel constant horniness but they can't show that they're horny because it's "icky" so they take off that feeling of discomfort by getting bloodlust from watching bloody and violent things
Anonymous No.213834556
>>213830035
yes some people actually watch these and then talk about it afterwards as if they saw the whole movie
Anonymous No.213834557
>>213831799
Something Europeans don't consider is that Americans don't like to be forced into being the kind of person to NEED seeing naked people on screen. What we hate most of all is the imposition on our senses like perverts making us look at things we don't ask to look at.

Europeans are hornier or they think I don't have the budget so this movie needs naked people to be interesting something like that. Americans know anything else could be happening so why should sex be in this?
Anonymous No.213834603
>>213830173
all movies do, especially romantic comedies
Anonymous No.213834636
>>213832009
i don’t want to watch fictional dogs die that’s not a larp.
Anonymous No.213834657
>>213830965
I’m not a tradfaggot so that doesn’t mean anything to me. Plenty of dorks get married to hogs.
Anonymous No.213834781
>>213831203
story?
Anonymous No.213834913
>>213829981 (OP)
Is this kind of millennial faggotry slowly going away now? That isn't to say that zoomers aren't faggots in their own way.
Anonymous No.213835013
>>213829981 (OP)
>Girl shows up on a bikini
>"Yeeeeah, this scene was pretty bad, we need to stop objectifying women, this movie didn't age so well."
>Middle-aged guy shows his hairy penis
>"AWOOOOGA! GIMME DAT COCK MUSCULAR MAN, THIS IS SO HECKIN' KINOOO!"
Anonymous No.213835115 >>213835166
>>213829995
Hes a leftist faggit.
Anonymous No.213835132
>>213834477
Anonymous No.213835166
>>213835115
nigga did you post a screencap of a thread in the literal repost of the thread