Thread 213830445

Countdown to the new episode edition

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>>213830445 (OP)
1st for the Corbelan 4

I hope Hollywood Jews don't blacklist Sydney because she refused to do some stupid game show interview with Variety so I can see her in more stuff.

>>213830503
she's ugly, not repulsive, but not attractive either, but she can act somewhat, so I'm on the fence

>Countdown to the new episode
well how long?

>>213830611
like... 40 mins? I think?

Aliums

>>213830483
star wars shit

>>213830611
1 bong 36 bings

Remember having my aunt picking this game up for me at Toys R Us then never getting far in it cause I didn't know how RTS games worked.

>>213830562
>ugly
You are insane. She's a little small and has a round face and whatnot, but she is attractive and good looking. Anyhow, you think that whole fiasco will bite her in the ass or has it already been memoryholed because of her father's clout?

>>213830648
>ai slop

The fuck was his problem???

>>213830503
crazy how variety wrote that huge spiteful column about her. even making fun of her age, not growing up in LA, and her dad showing up with her. the hollywood jews are very mean

The Predator is basically the opposite of an Alien because with the xeno, it's so hard to construct what's going on in there
Is it a bug? Is it a robot? Does it even have "thoughts" in any way we would recognize?

Meanwhile the Predator is clearly a person. A psychotically violent eight foot tall person from another planet, but a mindset absolutely comprehensible to humans. When the Alien Queen pushes the elevator button you think "How the fuck did she do that?" When the Predator starts laughing and tries to blow himself up you can grasp exactly why, it's kind of scary and funny and thrilling to connect with the moment as a viewer

Alien Earth seems to be playing around with this theory of consciousness too. Wendy absolutely thinks like a human being, Kirsh does not, and so far Morrow is the mystery about how his brain ticks.

It's such a rich sci-fi concept because in real life we have no frame of reference for consciousness except our own, and even that is flawed because each of us only truly has a single example to extrapolate from. But from empathy and observation, even smart animals like dogs and monkeys seem to just be operating on a diminished version of human consciousness, like a computer with less ram and a slower cpu.

>>213830835
he found out star citizen is still in alpha

>>213830815
get a life

>>213830848
Her conduct throughout the whole thing was very, very bad no fooling but that whole bit was extremely spiteful and should not have been published. She should've just sucked it up because as the motto goes:
>with Jews, you lose!
and they will blacklist you over the pettiest of shit, like this whole debacle, and it's finished. maybe if people like her enough in this show and it does good numbers she'll be given a pardon but at the cost of doing a humiliation ritual. Expect her next project to have her cast in an interracial relationship.

>>213830648
This is better than the show

>>213830835
>>213830889
I really thought they were gonna reveal that when David spoke to him he intentionally fucked with him but it turns out no, David the guy who always has his own agenda and always undermines shit picked that one moment to 100% do his job correctly and he got his fuckin head torn off for it anyway

>>213830867
>It's such a rich sci-fi concept
It seems to be the only sci fi concept, every piece of sci fi media seems to deal with consciousness in some way.

>>213830930
I'm so glad the Prometheus era of Alien is over. What a fucking monumental waste of time, money and energy. Ridley should just roll over and die at this point. Look what he did to Gladiator.

can't wait to see those little rascals in action

>>213830945
It's the only real mystery, the only magic we've observed
The most reductive clinical jabber about neurons and electrical pulses does nothing to directly address cogito ergo sum

>>213830867
ya think we get a cameo?

>>213830835
He had an alien in his tummy. He went into hibernation so that when other engineers found him they'd take the alien out. When he was woken up by humans who were also breaking every law in their religion they were righteously pissed.

>>213831010
I'd normally say no but it's crazy how hard the upcoming Predator is doubling down on Weyland Yutani shit

Why would you do that if you weren't angling for another crossover, does Weyland Yutani have any context OTHER than "the company from the xenomorph stories"

>>213831023
Why did he eat an alien?

>>213830958
Only because they didn't finish the story. People were hyped up for David and Shaw's story to continue as they went looking for the Engineers out in space, but we didn't get that.

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

>>213830930
The Engineer actually talked in the deleted cut.
https://youtu.be/KV9Zze2xE5c?si=9qhwvbeBjzdFlucq
I can imagine David fucking with it in this moment I'm not going to lie.

It's a shame as the Engineers had potential to be interesting, even if it was a change from the usual Alien formula. Shame it failed.

>>213831045
I feel nothing

>watch show
>groan out loud when Alex Lawther shows up
Does anyone else deeply dislike this actor? He's great for slimey weirdos and pedos and people you're supposed to hate and want to see beaten up/killed but not as a protagonist you're supposed to like. I also kek'd when his character failed the warn the soldier and then the two synths of the hostile creature that attacked him. Even a cock and bull story about a rogue mad man would have been better than nothing, at least something to convey to your companion(s) that there is a very real danger to put them on guard.

GIVE ME WENDY AND NIBS EXPLORATORY LESBIAN PORN NOW NOW NOW NOW

>>213831064
based synthetic anon

>>213831046
Worst mistake was having the bald pale men be the space jockey rather than this weird caste society where the space jockeys are bioengineered into the ships - like a more morbid form of Pilot from Farscape

I fucking love Alien. It's one of the few, if any, franchises I have a very strong attachment to. This show has been a godsend as I've been on a very bad roll in life as of late and could really use the escapism through some weekly TV watching and talking about it with my /tv/ frens. Hope you're all safe and doing better than me.

>>213830743
Comfy alert

>>213831108
These simple things were such a clever stroke of having mid-tier antagonists for characters to fight. Visually weird/scary and eminently easy to beat when compared to a xenomorph but still a struggle.

>>213831023
>they were righteously pissed
Rewatching the scene, the Engineer is remarkably placid until he suddenly chimps the fuck out
Like it actually looks like they're gonna really work it out with him and then after a minute he arbitrarily decides "nah fuck it I'm killing everybody"

I hope we see more cyberpunk futuristic city in the season.

>>213831160
You'll get xeno jurassic park on the corpo island and you'll like it.

>>213831160
more? lol

>>213831125
>getting paid a full salary and bonus for just eating ripley butt on this bunk for 8 months while cuckolded Ash flies the nostromo and lifter machines grab all the ores
I want to live in the future fuck

>>213831204
ripley doesn't even have an ass

How do you guys feel about the fact that this show is by a creator who is known for taking famous IP and just doing his own thing with them bearing no resemblance to the IP itself? Which means the hybrids are but the tip of the iceberg with the kind of crap he'll introduce/change/whatever. I think it's safe to say we can throw out any canon/timeline

I was one of the doubters who thought the tech was way too advanced and interstellar travel was just routine, but then I remembered that W-Y was in possession of predator tech of all kind since the 1990. That explains the rapid advancements in gravity drive propulsion.

>>213831073
I've never heard the name before but looking it up it's the brother

And yeah just from a Hollywood bullshit perspective they really should've gotten someone a bit better looking and more charismatic to invest the audience in how desperate Wendy is to save him

I'm not saying it has to be a supermodel but like, before he got old Martin Freeman was great at playing a loser fucking dork that didn't actually alienate the audience

>>213831243
Lore doesn't really matter if the show is good
But the show isn't good
The show is bad

>>213831243
yep, not canon at all.

>>213831243
this franchise has been raped by every other director it doesnt matter

>>213831204
bro calm down

>>213831204
I prefer Rain, but you make a good point

>>213831243
Fargo season one absolutely felt like a Coen Brothers entry, especially Billy Bob Thorntons character, and I never watched the later seasons because I saw they had black people in them

>>213831248
Predator and AVP are not canon

>>213831264
He's hugely miscast. So far, Wendy, Boy and Kirsch are the only good actors on the show and the only interesting characters. This guy should've been played by someone more stereotypically handsome.

>>213831301
God I love pits

>>213831216
Because that anon ate it

>>213831302
same kek

>>213831243
worked out well for ridley scott

>>213831305
It's not? What a shame

>>213831141
It's strange that Isolation is the only game that manages to do the Joes right, it's like everyone else missed the memo that people are normally supposed to work alongside them

this show needs winona ryder's boobs

>>213831346
Not really, he had to abandon Shaw's journey to the engineer planet with covenant.

>>213831301
The opening shot of Romulus I wanted to go in the projector room and do freeze frame screenshots and open them in paint net to enhance the brightness

>>213831302
That was when he had the least amount of control but in the later seasons he completely loses it. Same with Legion.IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW. I dread to think what he has in store for Alien.
>>213831275
Canon matters, let's not be fucking stupid. But yes, the show thus far has been bad. The aforementioned three characters (Wendy, Boy, Kirsch) are interesting but everything and everyone else? Boring as fucking shit.
>>213831282
That's a defeatist slippery slope. Only Ridley raped it. Fede was just a nostalgia merchant. Hawley is just using it to shove his own original sci-fi ideas into it. BELIEVE ME when I say that the xenomorphs will be non-existent by the end of the season and season 2 and the show will veer off and become its own thing that just happens to bear the Alien brand/IP/whatever. Hawley operates like that. But his originality is also shit so that's not exciting even out of novelty.

I didn't care for Alien: Isolation and prefer Aliens: Colonial Marines.

>>213831321
I occassionally wonder how a short, emaciated, ugly little thing like Lawther has had such a good career (whilst lacking the charisma of guys that weren't lookers like Philip Seymour Hoffman).

>>213831243
I liked Legion, I liked Fargo except for Season 4, I like Alien, I like it when redditors seethe about "muh canon" things that were just background props and never relevant to the story at even the lowest points, like Resurrection and the AvP movies.
>muh Walmart bought Weyland-Yutani
doesn't matter one bit, the ship could've been W-Y and the same movie would've happened.

>>213831435
The kid playing the young version of his character couldn't look more different than the guy himself and looks like a boy who grows up into a handsome chad or at the least a decent looking normal guy whereas he is a fucking goblin man.

>>213831430
I recall one or two of the alien variants being cool, like these deformed mutated ones with huge acid boils that would explode easily

>>213831430
yea same. I feel like people who enjoy first person horror games are the same type of people who enjoy spicy food. just enjoy torturing themselves.

I went to see Romulus 3 times in the cinema. The only other movies I've gone multiple times for are Return of the King (3), Revenge of the Sith (3), Force Awakens (2), Chronicles of Riddick (2) - both times alone in the cinema lel, Troy (2)

Thoughts?

>>213830930
>>213831046
It gets worse.
In the script for Prometheus there was an entire dialogue that would have made the film so much better. The Engineers originally raised humanity and got sick of them killing each other. They took a baby, raised it on their own planet and sent him back to earth to try to persuade humans to co-exist (Jesus).

https://youtu.be/rFjTxnb2l04?si=qscKroXMqdFsGqRc

Wonder why this was all cut.

>>213831406
>mfw there's a dance and/or rap battle: robot vs ayylmao or ayylmao queen

>>213831458
He's a good fit as a slimey villain, coward, weirdo, whatever. Not likeable underdog hero. I wonder if that fact he's obviously gay has helped him (read his wikipedia personal life section, it's quite obvious)

>>213831450
what is legion about?

>>213831480
>Force Awakens (2)
The second time was hopefully only intended to confirm that it was hollow and shit

>>213831143
Imagine a bunch of little versions of you wake you up after 2000 years, start chipping out and shouting and demand to know the secret of immortality.

I'd tell them to get fucked as well. Humans will never learn.

>>213831517
Yup. The hype was real, so I went once with my friends and once with my brother to make sure.

>>213831480
Why on earth would you watch that mediocre garbage 3 times and waste so much money?

>>213831301
>>213831325
>>213831394
I thought this watching Underwater with Kristen Stewart, it couldn't have been coincidental that much, whoever was driving the camera was the Quentin Tarantino of armpits

>>213831125
>add a cool, sliding hatch
cool I hope they added it

>>213831535
I liked it all 3 times, even made it a point to go to the biggest and most advanced screen for the third one.

>>213831480
Wild, I watched it once and attempted a second recently and couldn't get more than half way. Romulus is so shit.

>>213831544
Underwater is an underrated film

>>213831504
>>213831435
He's gay, connected, British and an upper middle class theater kid. He got the job because of all of that. Hollywood is just a small town of deranged rich people. He has no chemistry with Sydney Chandler whatsoever.

>>213831544
If it was the QT of pits then he'd have her grow a bit of stubble like how QT made Robbie's feet all dirty.

Is the new episode tonight?

SAAARS WHERE MAGNET

>>213831511
At its heart it's a capeshit show (X-Men licensed, which holds the other anons theory that Hawley licenses shit even when he doesnt care about the license itself) about a guy with incredible psychic powers but they use that to constantly make bizarre and gimmicky and often musical setpieces

No clip or screencap can accurately describe the show because there'll be another one completely different than it, they lean hard into the fact that the protagonist is literally omnipotent and schizophrenic

>>213831590
Evidence of being gay? I can't find much

>>213831491
the white text on black background one ("Draft No# 17 Orange Revision) is fake.
>>213831511
Professor X's schizophrenic son David. has nothing to do with the MCU, barely anything to do with the old X-Men movies (there's a glimpse of Xavier's chair from the second one, I think). Style-wise, it's probably the closest thing to a live-action version of The Invisibles that will ever happen. I want to have sex with Aubrey Plaza.

>>213831635
yes in 1h

>>213831184
Goddamn it this better not happen.
>>213831187
We've been given snippets that were nice...

>>213831392
lol good

>>213831659
Read between the lines
>won't discuss private life but lists openly gay men as his biggest inspirations to be an actor
>politically co-signed open letter for UK to ban conversion therapy
>gays tend to be left wing in the UK and he supports all the pet causes like Gaza and refugees
>basic physiognomy
His face actually reminds me of someone I went to school with that first became openly gay and then trooned out lol

>>213831430
/v/idya tards shouldn't be allowed to comment

>>213831655
Hawley is a curious case. He's worn out the TV carousel by now but can't seem to catch a break in film. He's clearly respected and has a lot of pull but has only one feature film that he made which was a huge bomb. He then went back to his make-a-spinoff-TV-series-and-add-my-own-stuff-to-it mold.

It must suck to be a creative who either can't or won't be allowed by Jewpowers-that-be to make anything original so you have to use IP like a Trojan horse. You work so hard and spend years of life on something that isn't even yours. It's a form of cuckoldry if you think about it. You put your heart and soul into this project masquerading it under IP but the fact is the IP will always overshadow you. It's a tragic career because you know he wants to do his own stuff but is shackled to TV spinoff trash. He's too old now to give a shit and accepted his lot in the industry. He wanted to make a Joker-like Doctor Doom Elseworlds movie that was a political thriller about Latveria vs the World, btw.

>>213831301
>>213831325
>>213831394
>>213831544

>>213831777
>>213831301
You guys do know her boyfriend is black, right? You're salivating over a white woman who is dating a black guy. Think about what that says about you for two fucking seconds.

>>213831655
>a guy with incredible psychic powers but they use that to constantly make bizarre and gimmicky and often musical setpieces
because the other option would be to have two characters grabbing their temples and act like they're straining to think real hard, then beams of light would be added in post-production to represent psychic energy, and that would look like ass/MCUslop.
also most of the fights in Legion are in David's head or on the astral plane, so hurling CGI lights at each other would have been lazy and uncreative.

Alien and Predator are both back and putting out content that is (relatively) "decent" but also well-received and that makes some profit. What's stopping Terminator from making a comeback?

>>213831803
So? I like Rain not Cailee. Does Rain have a black boyfriend?

>>213831852
Judgment Day was nearly 30 years ago.

>>213831852
Don't worry they will get to it. Year Zero wasn't half bad desu.

>>213830648
FUCK GEESE AND FUCK CANADA

>>213831659
>>213831590

Look at the majority of male actors in Netflix/Prime etc shows. They all have this weird "gay face" total faggots.

Around what time from now will the new EP torrent be out
I'm timing food delivery for kino

>>213831866
weeeeeeeeellllllllll....wasn't her Android black?

>>213831829
No, I totally get it, they depict some of the most high powered anime bullshit ever put to live action, and they do it on a television budget by making it as gimmicky and abstract as possible, which in the end is more memorable and impactful than most "epic" cgi scenes from $200 million movies

>>213831852
>Alien and Predator are both back
Hah.
Good one.

>>213831945
he's a retarded (literally) pet

>>213831852
They milked that shit dry, there's no story left to tell.

>>213831777

I'm surprised there's no AI edit of this

>>213831945
The robot was literally her retarded little brother

Also him not being retarded when Ash possessed him was annoying because it implied he didn't actually have anything wrong with him except for a bad windows install, they could fix him with a fucking bios update

>>213831952
I remember when Dan Stevens did that movie with Maika Monroe and he was being hyped up as the new Bond after Craig and it was all done and signed but then Craig came back and now he's stuck doing voice roles on "adult cartoons". A very unfortunate career downward trajectory.

>>213831994
edit in what way?

>>213830648
a bunch of geese hissed at me on the trail today and I wanted to punt the fucking cunts heads off so bad

Does Wendy want to f*ck her brother?

>>213831933
nu-hollywood

>>213831987
Same with Alien and Predator. At the end of the day, any IP can be continued if you just get good writers (straight white male writers) to work on it. A proper R-rated, mid-budget gritty Judgment Day survival thriller movie has to be done.

What's with the hate for Hermit?
He's the character in the show so far to display the biggest amount of actual emotion, the notkids are all stunted autists, especially Wendy but at least the brother/sister relationship is cute

>>213832020
No, she is in love with me and I make love to her every day and night. FACT!

>>213832005
An edit, you know. It's a good webm, it's fun, you're a fun guy.

>>213832043
Who?

>>213831952
That battle in S2E11 was nuts. It wasn't just without substance either, every part of it made sense for the characters.

>>213832064
desu that monologue was the only part I felt absolutely ridiculous and out of nowhere but considering he had almost been raped by some alien monstrosity and surrounded by corpses prior to that it made some sense to be out of it

>>213832043
Anons are trying to meme something into being bad so they can complain nonstop

moonwalking xeno didn't work out, so now it's le rebel brother

>>213832064
>>213832043
He's miscast. Simple as. I hope he is killed off soon at least and we can have only Wendy, Kirsch and Boy as the main protagonists.

>>213831430
I've been meaning to play colonial marines, I'll try it on my steam deck. what other games should I play? I've only ever played one of the AVP games years and years ago. I can't play isolation, I've tried and I can't into horror where you have to sneak around and hide

>>213832124
How is he miscast? He's supposed to be a caring, melancholic older brother, not some action rambo gigachad like the actual soldiers and he's a field medic to boot, I don't get the complain about him not being roided out and tall or whatever

>Boy Kavalier
>Boy
>(K)avalier
What kind of fucking anime name bullshit is this? He speaks, looks and acts like an anime character too. Specifically L.

>>213831430
>prefer Aliens: Colonial Marines.
based retard

>>213832118
That's lame. Let us meme kawaii-eye instead!

>>213832173
Someone asked what happened to Hawley between Fargo and now and I am convinced he got heavily into anime.

>>213832173
>autistic super smart trillionaire young man
I mean, he is literally an anime character

>>213832165
He doesn't have to be roided out, fool. But his character does not jive with his capabilities as an actor. He's a guy who plays weirdos and freaks, not someone who seems relatively benign and normal and is supposed to be a sympathetic figure. Harsh blackpill but his appearance makes that impossible. You put a more normal looking (but not gigachad-like) guy in that role, the point gets across 10x better. Hawley screwed the pooch hard.

>>213832208
No one watched Fargo after S3.

we all know cyborgnigga is gonna make some gumbo

>>213832165
nta, he simply has the vibes of slimey villain/pedo/weirdo, etc. so he can work in those roles but isn't exactly likeable as this down on his luck medic working with security forces/mercs. You don't need a god, but somebody who isn't an ugly Auschwitz prisoner would be nice

>Slightly casually dropping in 5 seconds the "secret" that would take most series literally a whole fucking season of filler and drama to resolve
based

>watching first episode with my dad
>Wendy takes the paper-cutter blade and puts it on her back without a sheath
>my dad says "is this an anime now?"

>>213832064
which boomer wrote this?

>>213832208
>>213832227
This is why I really like the show thus far. It's incredibly sincere and out-there, like a Jap wrote it. It's been a very enjoyable two episodes and I can't wait for the third. Everything about this show screams anime.

>>213832257
The bluehair they hired to write the episode used AI to do the job for zer.

It has a robotic loli as the MC. Its clearly anime inspired.

>>213832230
He'd work well for a character like Carter Burke lol

>>213832247
Seems like you only don't like him because he isn't handsome, anon.
He absolutely looks like what some random shmuck stuck in a shitty corposlave job who longs for his lost family should

>>213832247
>he simply has the vibes of slimey villain/pedo/weirdo, etc
True, he has the vibe of the kind of guy that wouldn’t release the Epstein files

>>213832280
If that works for you great, the show just makes me laugh and not with it.

Is it already out?

For me it's the autismo white hair synth or whatever who totally won't go evil and kill all humans, obviously

>>213832290
>robotic not-loli (SHE IS 12 YEARS OLD MENTALLY YOU SICK FUCK) as the MC going on a coming of age journey
>edgy monologues unprompted
>tonal whiplash up the ass
>Boy Kavalier as a character
>power scaling is shit
>blunt booba, sperm and sex jokes in general
yep, this is 100% a live-action Alien anime. Thank the heavens.

>>213832337
>Is it already out?
30 mins from now

>>213832337
32 more bings.

Can we have a DO IT FOR HER but with Wendy, guys?

I can't stand this show

But I want to keep watching it and talk about it here

Am I autistic?

hope we get out-smarting the alien kino

>>213832402
Do it yourself, for her, buddy.

>>213832306
I guess it's a visceral thing, he projects this limp contemptiple wristed weakness so I don't like him at all and it's not even being handsome or not per say as Philip Seymour Hoffman was consistently fantastic and likeable (in roles where his characters were designed to be such). Something about Lawther means I think he can't act but I don't like him and I maintain some actors are able to act/emote well without being likeable. Anna Gunn is a good example - good actress but she specifically made Skylar White unlikeable where Falco made Carmella Soprano likeable despite the character's moral bankruptcy

>>213832173
this show was made by a 10 year old boy that likes anime

>>213832365
don't forget all the other autistic kids in adult bodies acting like anime teens because they legit have zero world/real life experience (and they just happen to be in super powerful synthetic bodies)

>>213832256
That was clearly an homage to m'threegan

>>213832365
Its also in how all the action is filmed. It focuses on character reactions instead of the action. Reminds me of watching Dragon Ball characters react to Goku's fights.

>>213832403
I cannot wait for the new episode to drop personally

streaming live w/o ads in 30 minutes on bretty good dot cooom

It's weird how Wendy is extremely monitored and controlled at all times but is simultaneously allowed to do literally whatever she wants

Like she's some kind of cyborg slave except she gets very unreliable and rebellious and the people who own her see her getting unreliable and rebellious and never have any response other than "Huh, let's see where she's going with this"

>>213832419
>I guess it's a visceral thing, he projects this limp contemptiple wristed weakness
Which does fit the character he's meant to be like a glove.
The way he was written so far nothing shows he's meant to be confident, handsome action guy, just some average down on his luck shmuck longing for his lost family
It's like wanting Hughie from The Boys to be anything different

>>213832419
*i think he can act

>>213832486
She's an experiment they're monitoring.

>>213832486
Boy Kavalier wants to see how a bunch of children act during a high stakes search and rescue and now xeno recovery mission for some reason.

>>213832420
>>213832426
I'm so glad for this based outlier of a show that somehow slipped through the pozzed goyslop assembly line.

>>213832533
>that somehow slipped through the pozzed goyslop assembly line.
Nice try.

>>213832430
>>213832256
it isnt ever explained at all either, were just supposed to know that she has a magnet built into her back i guess. thats the only thing I can assume. it feels like the sort of idea a pothead in hs would come up with

>>213832547
Wendy makes a bunch of anime-like sex jokes in the first episode and the whole concept of kids-in-adult-bodies is a huge can of worms. Not too mention how sincere it is (the Ice Age plot beat being the chief example) and you have a show that is head and shoulders above anything being released right now and for some time.

>>213832527
Aren't they the first hybrids?

is timothy elephant's character a secret evil?

>>213832589
For all we know, yes.

>>213832602
For all we know, yes.

>>213832380
>>213832392
thanks anons
Now I am watching FX :)

Boy Kavalier here. So sick of never having an interesting fucking conversation

30 mins get in here 4 stream niggies

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>>213832659
What would you do if your penis became a chestburster?

>>213832659
Just talk to terminally sick children bro

>>213832659
Hey, Twink Kavalier. Suck my dick. Please and thank you.

>>213832403
you might be a synth

probably moot but streams?

>>213832704
*pees on you*

>>213832704
here>>213832664

>>213832403
Dopamine from (You)s and the sense of community in a general for a developing show and experiencing the FOMO that we used to have about content before binge culture and streaming.

>>213832020
She's literally (mentally) a child you sick fuck

>>213832403
99% of people posting in this board are like you
I would be worried tho

>>213832737
out of 10

20 MINUTES UNTIL WE SPOIL THE FUCK OUT OF THIS EPISODE WITH THE 4K TORRENT!
20 MINUTES UNTIL WE SPOIL THE FUCK OUT OF THIS EPISODE WITH THE 4K TORRENT!
20 MINUTES UNTIL WE SPOIL THE FUCK OUT OF THIS EPISODE WITH THE 4K TORRENT!

>>213832403
It's fun watching a show with your bros from 4chan and then discussing/shitting on it after the latest episode.

>>213831243
I'm hoping the show will get canceled and fortunately even normalfags have noticed how poor the writing is. Give the money to Fede instead, Romulus was way better and he at least respects the IP.

>>213832767
Shogun threads were a treat. This reminds me of those. Also, anyone here remember Taboo threads and nootkaposting? God, I miss it so much. SEASON 2 NEVER EVER BRAVO FX.

>>213832765
17 MOAR BINGS

>>213832800
>Romulus was way better
bahahahaha

SPOILERS WILL BE POSTED AS SOON AS THE TORRENT GOES UP. WE WARNED YOU!
SPOILERS WILL BE POSTED AS SOON AS THE TORRENT GOES UP. WE WARNED YOU!
SPOILERS WILL BE POSTED AS SOON AS THE TORRENT GOES UP. WE WARNED YOU!

>>213831045
she doesn't look white

you will like the fade ins

>>213832800
Is there no creative out there who actually likes and respects Alien but also doesn't do the most godawful, boring, regurgitating crap with the IP? Hawley wipes his ass with it but his content is, if nothing else, intriguing and far more entertaining than Romulus. Why can't we find a middle ground between smark autist bootlicker consoomer and an actual creative with balls?

>>213832800
>Romulus was way better and he at least respects the IP.
True.

At least either way it's not Ridley Scott.

what time is this kino out???

>>213832817
If you disagree feel free to say what Alien: Earth does better because I'm drawing a blank.

>>213832873
14 bings.

>>213832837
neither do you

>>213832850
how's that screenplay coming along, anon?

>>213832403
No more than the rest of us
Besides, you've probably already seen what you actually want to watch, might as well shit on something in the meantime

>>213831143
There was a comic where W-U sent synths to meet with Engineers- ostensibly as an envoy, but in reality the synths were on a suicide mission. The comic explains that the Engineers mentally operate at an entirely different level, and they twigged to the scheme within a minute of the meeting and started mulching the synths.

>>213832875
how about you start by saying what alien romulus does better than either Alien or Aliens
because it literally just tries to replicate those films but does every single thing slightly worse
at least earth tries something new even if the execution is shit

Vasquez probably smelled insane

>>213831730
Hush zoomer go back to the zoo and be a zombie. You're too zoomed into your Youtube videos while making fun of the gen-alphas for their TikTok.

>>213832875
He won't answer, he'll dodge and want you to answer a question first.

He's a coward lol.

>i just watched the episode 03 trailer
KINO IS COMING

>>213832912
sounds boring and gay

>>213832900
I'm 84 pages in but I dread having to go back and read them because my mind will autistically pick it apart and get the compulsion to start over because I either didn't do a scene or plot beat correctly or tie it in properly to the larger plot or some other pedantic nonsense.

>>213832954
Did you clap when the xeno threw the medic around instead of killing him AGAIN?

Ahhh....weekly sloppa generals....home.

>>213833025
Dynamite tomorrow on /pw/ friend

>>213832996
I clapped when alien ilon looks at the alien eggs

>>213833104
this is the last place i thought i'd find a Tony shill.

monke

>>213832996
so alien not killing ripley was also bad writing?

>>213832976
I misremembered, it was a Space Jockey and the story was wildly different.

why did Big Chap hide right in front of Ripley while she put on the space suit?

>>213833159
coming next

>the year 2120
>kids watching children's movies from literally 100 years ago instead of whatever current year slop they have that's definitely gigacorpo approved for maximum attention grabbing and brainwashing

GET IN HERE

brettygood DOT cum

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>>213833161
When did the alien have multiple chances to kill Ripley and not do it?

>>213833145
The story lines are on par desu

>>213833169
Why isn't the space jockey just a taller human? soulless.

>>213833169
is that Quandale Dingle??

Why the fuck does FX have to show the preview literally 10 seconds before the episode. Can you not fucking spoil the whole episode fuck man that's so annoying

>>213833207
This gets more believable every year

If nothing truly great has newly emerged into pop culture in the last 20 years, why would it in the next 80?

>>213833231
I am as much a mark as any goy but I refuse to watch a promotion that has or had a tranny in their roster.

>>213833286
not for kids, especially considering kids will always watch whatever current slop there is, and slop from literally a 100 years from now will be even more predatory when it comes to grabbing their attention to lynchian levels no doubt

>They recaptured everything between episodes
ah

SPEAK
THE FUCK UP

>Alien.Earth.S01E03.Metamorphosis.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX
>Alien.Earth.S01E03.Metamorphosis.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX
>Alien.Earth.S01E03.Metamorphosis.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX
>Alien.Earth.S01E03.Metamorphosis.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX
>Alien.Earth.S01E03.Metamorphosis.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX

>>213833290
Nyla Rose isn't a real tranny just extremely committed to kayfabe

>Alien.Earth.S01E03.2160p.WEB.H265-SuccessfulCrab
How the fuck do they do it so fast

i'M CONSTANTLY FINGER FUCKING MY REMOTE'S VOLUME BUTTON BETWEEN DIALOGUE AND ACTION

>>213833334
it's just a cheap copycat promotion. i'd much rather watch the actual product or TNA at most.

I'm glad I have closed captioning.

does joe know marcy is dead and wendy is a copy?

>>213830445 (OP)
>episode starts with nibs
yea im feelin good about this one

I just got my Jewish (food) slop ready to watch my Jewish (media) slop on a breezy, chilly summer night in 2025. It's kino time.

>>213833419

Yes

>>213833348
h-hes fast!

>>213833348
Does pirating something that like literally just came out insta flag my IP? I don't have a vpn so I'd be worried about trying it.

>>213833466
>nearly 30
>not engaged thus not married thus not anywhere near having kids
I MUST SAVE HER

the main character plot armor with the xeno is out of this fucking world

>>213830797
It was pretty cool. The mission briefs at the start of each level had great art and writing. They understood what each faction was all about.

they said it's only 1 xeno this season. so marcy wendy just killed the one xeno?

I'm a yuropoor so i can't watch it live on FX (duh) but just found a stream on Yandex
god bless the Ruskis

>She fucking beheaded it
Well that's the show folks

>hook through the little mouth

Is that like piercing your tongue?

WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU:
>BELIEVE ME when I say that the xenomorphs will be non-existent by the end of the season and season 2 and the show will veer off and become its own thing
>>213831406

GIRLSBOSS SO STRONK SHE CAN BEHEAD SPACENIGGAS

lol
lmao

NOOOO WENDY
>ads

>>213833563
I felt sorry for it, getting your tongue thing hooked like that has got to hurt.

Did I see that wrong or did the brother just get impaled directly through his entire torso and then immediately get up and start running around

>>213833541
No? Theres footage of another one in the jungle hunting people.

FUCK YOU ALIEN SHITS

>>213833589
>the cum
HEHE DID I DO THAT??

eww wendy got her grool everywhere

>>213833597
Limping, not running. But yes.

i need a stream or link :')

SPACE GLOCK

>XenoKEKS jobbing to girlbosses
many such cases

>first 3 minutes is about a tranny
I'm sorry I make my dad watch this slop but it's pretty fucking funny desu

>>213833597
>why was he still moving for a while
People don't just drop dead or become immobile right after getting stabbed or shot, it depends on what was hit. It'd be a different story if it hit his spine or heart.

>>213833635
would the jannies ban me if i gave you a link? even so can't leave a brother hanging
here goes nothing:
https://thetvapp.to/tv/fx-live-stream/

>remembering this indian guy talking about mumbai
fuck I can't enjoy this show anymore

Evil black guy not so evil after meeting autistic children

this dialogue is atrocious

>>213833675

Kids are stupid.

>>213833675
The strikes were just about the shabbos being able to use AI and profit from it, not ban it. Clear as day what went on.

holy shit the acting is bad

>>213833675
>crying about kids talking like kids
>why aren't they talking like high minded and mature adults
The decision to have kids mentally downloaded into androids was a choice not made with the autism of this place in mind. I'm sure people here would be more accepting of it if they were literal kid androids physically speaking (but what use would they be then without physically mature bodies).

>Alien
>YA edition
it's all so tiresome

>>213833755
hard to find good Gambian representation

>>213833658
>https://thetvapp.to/tv/fx-live-stream/

you are a rockstar.

Outbreak contained, xenomorph dead.
Enjoy Jurassic Park on corpo island.

Marcy/Wendy dies

prometheus/covenant are way more gripping from beginning to end than every alien movie and I'm tired of pretending they're not

tha music is TERRIBLE

it's so fucking bad holy shit

>>213833776
It has nothing to do with "4chan's autism"
It has everything to do with it being in ridiculously bad taste.
It is PAINFUL to watch young adult actors pretending to be 10+ years younger than they really are.

Like that's just a bad story to try to depict.
That's a bad premise.
That should never have been greenlit.

>>213833841

Look at that sweat. He's downloading some seriously hardcore porn.

All right, good show everybody
Was weird to have the whole ending halfway through episode 3 but it was a fun ride

>Xeno acid resistant forklift
Prodigy mogs the fuck out of Weyland

>>213833870
He's downloading the 4k restoration of Gay Niggers from Space

hardcore scifi shit nigga

This fucking sucks

>>213833867
>download children's mind (easily moldable minds with potential to grow) into android's bodies for some inevitably nefarious reason
>in bad taste
Yeah no shit, in-universe they have an ulterior motive in doing so. The reaction here has everything to do with autistically taking things at face value.

>>213833934
WE WUZ SMART N SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEET

So uh what even happened to Wendy
She doesn't have a mark on her

>>213833934
my hommie went full usb drive

>>213833847
>>213833855
>>213833862
It's Maggot Brain you fucking zero taste zoomers

Wendybros...did our waifu just fucking die on us?

>that "as you wish" smirk
This show is going to take every obvious and stupid plot turn isn't it

So the eyeball alien is going to kill the redhead right?

>>213833934
>sheit, computah, download datpiff and eastbay

>>213833960
I understand why you suffer and watch this sloppa now. It truly is a comedy. Life is a comedy.

bring back the bald british guys from alien 3

PADDING!

>>213833953
cranial damage or something from the looks of it, obscured by the hair.

>>213830797
Great game

>>213833934
>COMPUTER DOWNLOAD ALL DEM SMART WHITE PEOPLE BOOKS AND SHIEEET INTO MY BRAIN

>>213834008
>I understand why you suffer
>It truly is a comedy. Life is a comedy.
>losing it and lamenting life over an optional media viewing
The melodrama of it all.

>Ship security officer gets to call up THE Yutani
ok

It’s just Scary Movie: Alien Edition.
Doesn’t take hardly anything serious just like the scary movie series.

What the fuck, that was maybe two minutes of actual story in, what, ten minutes?

its miller time

>>213830867
You're posting on a image board
>which one?
Huh?
>which image board?
It doesn't matter

>>213833934
>computer, download the reebok app

>>213834090
This, this is what furthers a man into madness, pure madness.

>torrent not up yet
at this point i am sticking with FX

>>213834103
>the scary movies as in the Wayan's movies
>comparing them to a show that, for whatever faults you want to attribute to it, clearly takes its narrative seriously
Reaching a bit with that one.

COME WITH ME
AND YOU'LL SEE
A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION

why does this even exist
who even is this for

EGG MORPHING CONFIRMED
FUCK THAT ANON WHO WAS BITCHING WRITING PARAGRAPHS A WEEK AGO FUCK U NIGGA

all the the the cybord had to do. i hope they dont fuck with his bonus

>>213834180
What do you mean?

>you're in charge
>he said to the synthetic who seems to have a mild superiority complex against humans
Well, I don't think that is going to go over well in the long term.

>>213833947
Anon, I've probably read more horror and more horrifying horror than you can possibly imagine.
Story-wise, there is very little that would offend or that I would consider in bad taste, when we're dealing with high-concept horror.
Having adult actors act like they're children is in bad taste socially and culturally, regardless of the story reasons.
Unless I was explicitly setting out to write a story about retards, I would never write a story that would require adult actors to act less mature than they are. It's revolting to watch.

>>213834205
>who even is this for
People who can enjoy things which aren't perfect I assume. There may still be a few of those around.

Based wall sprayer making progress

Reminder that Boy Kavanaugh is actually the first hybrid created by Dame Silvia. That's why he is childish, always barefoot and talks to the CEOs while holding the pad with his feet too. He is a child.

It's also funny how they basically recreate racist caricatures.

>>213834288
The show has achieved a significant amount of praise and wide appeal since its premiere. Just because it makes you cringe your little shorts off, that clearly does not make it a problematic show for most others.

>>213834247
i don't do private trackers
Bioma just reached eztv tho

>>213834327
I just assumed he was being a quirky 150 IQ type of guy, like how people used to think that Elon fella was. But maybe there is something more to him.

>>213834323
This is the most compelling arc in the whole series

Alright, Wendy straight up talks to aliens

>>213834288
>>213834347
Not that you're wrong or something to have your own personal reaction to it, but it is not a universally shared reaction is something worth understanding. I personally wouldn't have done it myself as a showrunner because I am aware enough to figure that vocal individuals on a place like /tv/, such as yourself, would not take well to it. But it is the choice they went with at any rate.

is there no shit hole?

>>213834486

Sorry Anon, no butt stuff.

>the boys are bros and chopping it up
>the little girls are catty and talking behind each others backs
fucking kek

>>213834520
some things never change

>>213834383
>one of his creations asks why is Wendy his favourite
>Boy Kavanaugh replies that because she was the first one
>gets visibly uncomfortable when the hybrid says that his father used to always throw the first pancake to trash
>kavanaugh gets very uncomfortable

Yeah it's confirmed, kavalier is a hybrid and first one at that

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO SEE WHAT SHITTY TOTALLY OUT OF PLACE END SONG THEY USE

Xenos on Earth really wasn't the threat everyone thought it was after all.

>>213834347
>if everyone praises it, that must mean it's good
Just like Wonderbread and Cigarettes.

>>213834544
>kavanaugh
Meant kavalier ofc

>we can get together and play
>does that mean I'm your favorite now?
>no
kek, but this whole exchange makes it almost sound like they're flirting.

>>213834545
Can't be worse than this week unless they go with something from St. Anger. At least Tool has an actual connection to the franchise.

>But wot if Wendy or Nibs would use my mouth as a peeholder?
Also...i liked this ep...

Alien Earth | No More Pooping Edition

>>213834572

That boy's got metal fever!

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEWTHREAD

>>213834544
>kavalier is a hybrid
Then why does he eat food? And why did the egg begin opening when he was near it if he was a synth?

>>213834560
>saying its good because of mass praise
Not what my point was, point was that particular reaction not being felt by most people.

certified slop

>>213834604
Same reason it did that for the cyborg.

>>213834604
kind of like how Ash pretended to eat food in Alien? media literacy doesn't exist for you I guess.

>>213834570
>kavanaugh
ANON JUST PISSED ALL OVER HIS THREAD HE IS JUST PISSING ALL OVER US

>>213834572
she was a savage

>>213834604
He isn't, people just desperately want something to grab onto with the show. People were clinging to the idea that the nigga spraying a wall was some big plot thing for days

>>213834544
He is not, he just knows that he is gonna have to take Wendy apart at the end to see what went right or wrong with her to refine the process.

.>I wanna be better than you are you toxic incel chud girlboss
I really wish that this character dies brutally and soon.

Murrow went full Liam Neeson in Taken

>>213834592
>No More Pooping
Sounds like heaven. When do we get to be uploaded to synthetic bodies, I want cyberpunk now damn it.

>>213834627
>hundreds of years into the future
>synthetic bitches still gossiping and talking shit and fighting over men

>>213834620
Cyborgs are human.

>>213834655
i like this nigger. he is fun to watch.

>>213834672
She is twelve, you disgusting peadophiliac.

>>213834655
i knew this nigger would be the best character from episode 1

>>213834645
>people just desperately want something to grab onto with the show

Like, you know, aliens? Instead of kavalier not being a human?

yeh cybernigga joined the payload of this series

she DON lyke no raicis

>>213834288
I think adult actors playing unstoppable forces who don't know their own strength while babbling and gesticulating like hyper ten year olds could be both comedy gold and well done tragedy.

The problem is that every actor sucks.

>asks "how old are you?"
>I swear he licks his lips as he asks that
>starts trying to befriend him
Little Indi is about to be groomed bros, he's in danger.

Thats a kinky nightclub.

>>213834709
Well the Aliens fucking dead

SEXO

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXO SEX FUCKKKKKKK SEXO SEX

>>213834754
Luckily they're growing another one
In the brother's fucking lung that they stole

>>213834754
they're obviously going to break out and facehug like 6 people

>>213834737
>this stuff could be both comedy gold and well done tragedy
Exactly, people need to realize at the absolute very least this show has some memetic legs to it. I'm not seeing enough jokes but I already know most of the chans have lost their ability to have genuine fun.

>>213834745
Has been away for 65 years. Somehow has tech that can hack the latest synth programming.

>no more poop coming out of my ass
little on the nose from the director

>>213834797
Everyone there is a synth except for Boy Kavelier and maybe the bald guy

>>213834803
>Somehow has tech
he downloaded the computah in the first 5 min. USB nigga

>>213834816

We saw clips of a xeno in the jungle. Someone is getting facehugged.

>>213834754
They have the eggs and they implanted an embryo into the brother's lung. Settle down, Beavis.

Its kino.
I am glad chuds got filtered.

>>213834803
>65 years
Damn nigga looks good for 65 years. But seriously, remains to be seen what he has going on. Guy is untrustworthy and antagonistic as can be so far and seems surprisingly capable.

elephant is a fake?

>>213834823
He didn't download a device that allows him to hack brand new syths.

>>213834816
delusional if you think there wont be a facehugger facehugging somebody in an alien installment

>>213834614
Cool.
Most people are fucking retarded.
What's new.

Look. this shit is grotesque.
It's the same feeling of disgust I get when seeing that dude with the giant mole crying while watching the trailer for The Farce Awakens.
It is revolting and disgusting to see adults acting babyish in almost any context.

>prodigy doesn't exist in "current" timelines
>lab is on an island

That shit's going to be nuked

>>213834655
>and I'm gonna get them back
The bonuses? That was never part of the situation.

I find hilarious this whole 'uuuuuuurrrrrr we have cheated death by creating humansynths' when in Resurrection Synths end up creating human automatons...also David is way too much of a fucking piece of shit to not to be an honorary human.

>>213834823
the computer was very old as well

You think the Bladerunner villain guy will go down fighting or will he get killed instantly by the cyborg dude?

>>213834841
They have cryo sleep.

Ep.3 is always pure filler. No exceptions. The introduction of this cunt girlboss though pissed me off. Hope it's a fakeout and she is Xeno meat.

>>213834851
>It is revolting and disgusting to see adults acting babyish in almost any context.
That is why everybody is repulsed by you, manbaby chud

>>213834816
Trying too desperately to come up with a retarded theory there, Anon

>>213834854
100% or i have the wild theory this one happens in the upcoming AvP timeline with the Pred movies.

>best character is a nigger
well this is a first

>>213834851
As I said, you're entitled to your own reactions to things in media.

>the black guy is literally after the bonus situation

amazin

Has anywhere uploaded it to watch without me needing to pirate it

>>213834862
they're definitely going to have a 1v1 fight at some point, with Breaking Benjamin playing like an AMV. i imagine roy batty is more durable and basically invincible but cybernigga has combat chips and has dirty villain moves.

Have the movies ever shown that little embryo thing?

Whos the bitch that was talking shit about Wendy and seeking approval from Kavalier?

>>213834911
yes

>>213834917
I hope it's Static X instead.

>>213834891
I dont think AVP timeline applies here, that happened over a century before alien earth

>>213834911
no

>>213834911
maybe

>>213834737
It's an almost interesting sci-fi concept (although an adjacent concept to a million other similar better stories)
But in my eyes it's actually NOT an issue of the actor's sucking.
You could ask Liam Neeson to act like a 9 year old and it would still suck.
Not funny, something that gets old immediately and is unfun to watch.

>>213834947
Last I heard Fox considers AVP a separate timeline/AU.

>>213834896
the show would be instant kino if he was a scruffy old white man

>>213834947
I mean it depends on when Badlands happens, it might be happening preAlien like this one.

Weird ep. First half was like somehow even worse than the last two. Last half was better than anything so far. I like the way they shot the facehugger dissection in a forceful impactful kinda way. Reversing the rapey vibes onto the aliens is actually quite uncomfortable to watch.

>>213834880
Idk man, you're the one shilling for a Disney product.

>>213834940
No, that's just a thing that people want to do when doing something like this. George R.R. Martin critizised it too. I dont remember the exact words so I'm paraphrasing

>everyone wants to add something of their own to an existing world and lore

>>213834968
hes dead, he hasnt worked on this

Bros, how did NigDroid hack into JeetSynth?

Pretty good for continuing to intrigue my interest.
>ends on Metallica
kek, what boomer was in charge of music selection?

Bleh, that one crammed all the important stuff in the last 20 minutes.

I guess the brother is fucked.

>>213835010
metallica is gen x

>>213834947
>>213834974
>>213834983
I meant the upcoming one, with Pred: Bandlands having W/Y Synths as both cuteBots and apparently troops.

>>213835008
He slipped a chip into his neck after he was done uploading the data.

>>213834999
NOOO NOT SOMETHING NEW IN THE EXISTING LORE!! I EXCLUSIVELY WANT MEMBERBERRIES

3rd episode done
this alien show is too good (for an alien show) unironically
i am satisfied

>>213834995
>uncomfortable
Really? I found it relieving. Ive seen facehugger/xenos fucking up a lot of people already. Its good to finally see them get their shit pushed in.

>>213834942
where :(

>>213835008
Bonus Situational Powers

>>213835046
It's fucking kike trash you kike goblin. It IS funny thoughever

>>213834976
>the show would be instant kino if he was a scruffy old white man
I like my nigga synth dude, but a scruffy old white guy actor with a history of theatrical acting would go pretty hard in that role too.

>>213835034
Thanks bro. Any theories on why Wendy is connected to the eggs?
>inb4 shes the queen

>>213833934
>hardcore kirsh

>>213835037
It's not about adding simple things. it's about changing the whole original concept of something, do you not see the difference?. Jesus christ dude, this has nothing to do with generations

>>213835068
>*Bat out of Hell - Meatloaf* Begins playing

>450+ post general
Alien bros we are so fucking back

I just miss when the xenomorphs had some mystery surrounding them

>>213835086
>Murrow went full david too

>>213835083
>Any theories on why Wendy is connected to the eggs?
She's 'special'.

>>213835083
>Any theories on why Wendy is connected to the eggs?
Not a fucking clue, but I hope they put effort into the explanation of it.

How did Kirsh know that the Alien is called Xenomorph?

>>213835083

Someone happened in that garage. Maybe she has an embryo in her head.

I genuinely think the people who made this might be developmentally challenged.

>>213835114
I am not the kind of a guy who lives in cycles where a TV-show becomes a massive part of his persona when it's new but this is alright

>>213834844
he is full AI a synth

>>213835134
>I just miss when the xenomorphs had some mystery surrounding them
bro there's no going back, we've had too much Alien this and Alien that for anyone to ever be fully shocked by it again.

>>213835136
DID YOU GET THAT REFERENCE, DID YOU LMAOOOOOOO I CANT WAIT FOR THE "GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH" QUIP

>>213835153
They said she could hear higher frequencies than 75,000 hz in the first episode.

>>213835095
>changing the whole original concept of something
They didn't though. We always knew that the facehugger pumped something into its victims and now we saw it. Did it make you cry to see something you didn't recognize?

>>213835153
She could hear them when she showed up to the crash too, genuinely have no idea how they are going to sell this shit

>>213835083
>>213835137
>>213835145
>>213835153
The first episode mentions that Wendy can hear every possible frequency

It seems like she's loaded with all the janky prototype shit that the other Lost Boys didn't get, remember the guys who built her also literally don't know how she does that computer hacking air swipe thing, they didn't design that for her

>>213835152
Xeno means foreign, morph means something that morphs. Maybe he came up with the term

My favorite detail is how Kersh becomes a fucking asshole to the kids after they stop being human.

>>213834999
>NOOO YOU CAN'T DO NEW THINGS!
>>213835179
>NOOO YOU CAN'T DO OLD THINGS!
Is there any possible world in which chuds are not sobbing?

The bullshitium answer seems to be that hybrids have more potential than full synths because their human brains can grow and expand to control the hardware connected to them in unusual and unplanned ways

>>213835179
this was a murrow and kirsh episode
>yes, wendy killed the alien but this show is not about a fucking xeno, it's about an universe
>>213834655
Liam Neeson Murrow

>>213835192
Weird reaction from you. If the embryo is that quickly to get down to someone's lungs, what's the purpose of the facehugger to latch to something for hours and hours before dying?
Also, we see in the first alien that the facehigger doesn't pump an embryo, it pumps liquid. Surely you've seen it?

I know it's wrong but I can't help but think about Nibs. Those lips would be life stealing if she went down on you.

>>213835241
>>213835241
>>213835241

For when this one dies

>>213835195
Did that trigger you?

>>213835216
Kirsh's "You used to be food" speech to Wendy still felt like a fucked up pep talk, like he was trying to get something across about how dangerous and serious the mission was

>>213835253

The facehugger does more than drop the embryo. It apparently starts mutating the host and/or creates some kinda deadly placenta.

>>213835199
>The first episode mentions that Wendy can hear every possible frequency
Interdasting

>>213835264
No. Should it have?

>>213835253
Maybe the liquid is some sort of nutrition for the embryo

for someone allegedly too smart BOY is a bit retard and i though kirsh was going to let them get facehugged

>>213835257
Is she half black and just very light skinned?

>>213835257
Love this bitch on Euphoria

>>213834858
OH NO NO NO NO kek

>>213835296
In that case we are seeing some sort of a retard alien coming out of that lung since it doesn't get a single drop of nutrition

>>213835231
Based

>>213835299
It feels like it's creeping closer and closer to canon that facehugger eggs emit something that compels unaware people to shove their faces in them

>>213835257
now she's obsessed with the eight legs eye alien

>>213835330
possible

>>213835312
>Is she half black and just very light skinned?
her great-great-great grandfather musta been a colonial with a bad case of jungle fever.

>>213835299
It makes no sense that every other specimen is contained except for the eggs they know can hatch.

>>213835354
I wish she was obsessed with my third leg which is like a one-eyed alien if you get what I mean haha

As far as "shit we've never seen before" I've never seen a facehugger egg open and then close again in disappointment when its prey wanders off, is that new?

>>213835354
>now she's obsessed with the eight legs eye alien
possible death flag? should I be worried? I'm already holding out hope for her to be one of the ones to make to next season.

>>213835046
>this alien show is too good (for an alien show) unironically
>IT HAS NO HECKIN RIGHT TO BE AS GOOD AS IT IS
Get raped and killed, please and thank you.

>>213835395
No, they've never had someone smart enough to move away before.

>>213835400
Nigga she is toast
This show is somewhere between "everybody fucking dies" and "Wendy and/or her brother survive"

>>213835400
yeah she has it written in her face
the problem is how can you explain an alien did mess up with her circuits because she's not human and alien looks like a bio organism
it's like a bit retarded tho

>>213835395
>>213835428
>that poor disappointed egg
>they've never had someone smart enough to move away before
Kek. See, this show is already breaking new ground.

>>213835408
nope and nope
i whish you the best tho

>>213835439
It didn't mess up her circuits
She's going nuts because she almost died and she's forcibly remembering how she did die

Also it fucks up the "clone vs transfer" argument that she actually remembers dying

>>213835466
>>213835395
>disappointed egg
This is such a weird thing to empathize with but I heard like a sad trombone when it closed again

>>213835499
>fucks up the "clone vs transfer" argument that she actually remembers dying
The memory transfer could be up to the last moment of life or something is my thinking, but I imagine that focusing on the moment is meant to make the audience consider exactly that question either way.

>>213835499
so you're telling she had a psychological trauma which is supposed to be associated with her bio brain?

>>213835539
>but I heard like a sad trombone when it closed again
The facehuggers are used to people literally shoving their faces in and virtually tonguing the little hole at the top, its kinda sad to see them denied an easy hug.

>>213834703
Same. Actor is decent as well.