Thread 213830564

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>>213830564 (OP)
>after the virus escaped, the world became a desert because... uhh reasons

war, war never changes sneed

>>213830564 (OP)
>As I was returning to the city after 25 years, I marveled the devastation of my surroundings that the JEW brought

>>213830564 (OP)
>Islamic Emirate of Al-Baris, Caliphate of Eurabia, 2180

>>213830564 (OP)
>After the rapture, only brown people were taken to heaven and all whites, not including Italians, the Irish, and Spanish, were left on Earth
>Society soon collapsed because nobody knew how to man the fryers and taco Bell stopped existing
>We tried filling the positions with white kids but they refused to work. Completely catatonic that TikTok and YouTube no longer worked as all the Indians were gone.
>The land turned into a desert wasteland as there were no Mexicans to water the lawn and take care of it
>Hans Zimmer music intensifies

>In a world where things happen...
>One brave Zoomer tries to act...
>"I'm ACTING", the Zoomer screams while staring directly at the camera

>>213830621
Hired, and call The Rock's agent, I think we have a new role for him

>>213830564 (OP)
>A storm rises over the pile of rust once called Megapolis.
>A sea of sand covers the once blue ocean.
>It couldn't cover our mistakes.

>>213830564 (OP)
“Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.”

>>213830564 (OP)
After the micronova hit us...

>>213830748
>conversely all is a sudden we had mountains of resources without an army of brown eaters that wouldn’t work
>a new era of prosperity and brotherhood descends and we become capable of a new Utopia where everyone works together for the common good
>we become masters of our environment and future, we invent interstellar travel, sickness and disease become a thing of the past
>our civilization becomes Star Trek
Turns out living is easy if we don’t have a brown albatross hung around our collective necks

>>213830564 (OP)
>You're probably wondering how I found myself in this situation -- my big mouth is how *fakeout flashback*
>no, no, no, we're not going back just yet, you're stuck here with me

>>213830564 (OP)
>"NIGGERS could be here" V/O
> "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere."
>The cool wind felt good against his bare chest.
>"I HATE NIGGERS" he thought, V/O
>Sweet dreams are made of these plays

>>213830564 (OP)
This is the Central Scrutinizer. . . Poor Joe. He's getting tired from bending over . . . but we tried to warn him . . . didn't we? Okay, Joe . . . you asked for it . . . here comes The Big One . . .

>>213830564 (OP)
>In a world...
>where sand has taken over
>one man will face his destiny
>to become
>The Sandman

>>213830564 (OP)
"Rough....coarse....and it's everywhere."

>>213830564 (OP)
Grit covered the world, erroding all that stood before it... except one MAN. ERNEST P WORRELL RETURNS IN: Ernest Wipes Out India

>>213830564 (OP)
>The year is 2055
>The AI revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for humanity

>>213830564 (OP)
Have a got a story for you! It all involves some loner who escape elpis who has to warn rebels about a very dangerious man. A psychopath some would say. But he calls himself...a HERO...and that heros name is...HANDSOME JACK!

>>213830564 (OP)
>The world has changed...
>Nobody remembers how it happened,
>But everybody remembers where they were.
>All we know now is there's only one rule:
>Survive.

>>213831049
> a diamond in the rough

>>213830915
>I remember we used to make fun of that german that was always yelling
>THE MICRONOVA IS COMING
>but not after reality hit us, hard.
>Every single thing that had battery, computer chips, and everything that was plugged into the grid imidiately exploded or just burned up
>Before the water, food shortages and medical supplies even started to become a problem
>The first Alpha and Zoomer suicides started to blow up

>>213830564 (OP)
>After the solar storms of the 2050's the oceans and rivers ran dry. Only a few heavily guarded reservoirs exist underground. Wells are strictly regulated and those who drill without permission are severely punished. For those still alive water is the ultimate currency, survival is an hourly struggle.

>>213831049
>to become
>intro riff of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica starts playing
>The Sandman
>"YEAH YEEEEAAH"

>>213830564 (OP)
>Our creed was
>"In The End There Can Be Only One"
>but I never thought I would actually make it
>the problem is that I only recently find out from a book that it was about the last one of our immortal kind
>and not the last one in the entire world
>I guess I overdid it
>my bad

>>213830728
Is the Line city finished yet