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Anonymous No.213832318 >>213832802 >>213833628 >>213833996 >>213834255 >>213834294
>Harry Styles!
>David Bowie as Tesla!
>Tom Holland and Zendaya!
How can anyone respect this stunt casting hack?
Anonymous No.213832802
>>213832318 (OP)
Bowie was good as Tesla though
Anonymous No.213833628 >>213833913 >>213833959 >>213834369 >>213836614
>>213832318 (OP)
I dont get how he's balding. I'm balding too but I have thin hair. His hair isn't thin, he just doesn't have hair where he should. It's fucked up can someone explain?
Anonymous No.213833913 >>213834369
>>213833628
Actually interesting question. He has a terrible hairline, but wherever he has hair, it looks thick and healthy.
Anonymous No.213833959 >>213834043
>>213833628
It's just a receding hairline without diffuse balding.
Anonymous No.213833996
>>213832318 (OP)
>You will see my boring movies on IMAX! How dare you put Tenent on steaming during a pandemic
Anonymous No.213834043
>>213833959
>diffuse balding
tf does that even mean? When I started balding in my 20's, I noticed that hairline was receding a bit. It wasn't much of an issue, but when I saw how THIN my hair was on top, when wet, I immediately knew it was done for me.
I have BETTER hairline that Nolan but you can see through scalm under strong light. I'd take shitty hairline over thin hair. It fucking sucks man. Is there chance he is applying some kind of gel/medicine to prevent further baldness? I mean he has this hairline forever now, but 0 thinning. How the fuck? Does minoxidil/finasteride actually work?
Anonymous No.213834255
>>213832318 (OP)
He operates on the "one for you, one for me" model but within the movies themselves

He casts the trendiest normie-bait actors so that he can do his experimental editing free-reign. He knows if he went 100% on experimental esoteric filmmaking without heeding to popular whims he would make no money and couldn't afford the huge in-camera set pieces he loves.
Anonymous No.213834290 >>213834446
Nolan isn't actually this pretentious 200-IQ zeigermaster people think of him as. He publicly said he loves the Fast and Furious movies. He's not stuck up his own ass at all, given the fact he did 3 Batman movies.
Anonymous No.213834294 >>213836252
>>213832318 (OP)
CIA asset.
Anonymous No.213834369
>>213833628
>>213833913
He has the most generic mature hairline for a man. He is a grown man in his 50's. What did you expect his hairline to be? It's always these AGP freaks who go on about hairlines. Just take the tranny drugs and save that heckin' precious hairline. But you're now deformed and your parents wish you would kill yourself already.
Anonymous No.213834393 >>213834433
Too bad he never got to cast Brittany Murphy in one of his movies
Anonymous No.213834433
>>213834393
Please take me back to pre-2007. Please.
Anonymous No.213834446 >>213834495
>>213834290
His dream is to direct a Bond movie. Crazy he hasn’t yet
Anonymous No.213834495
>>213834446
I doubt he cares that much anymore. He's a one-man IP brand and can do whatever he wants, his freedom is second-to-none. Why on earth would he want to cow down to Amazon and Bezos? That dream was just that: a dream.
Anonymous No.213836252 >>213836367
>>213834294
yeah this or MI6
Anonymous No.213836367
>>213836252
Yes, that's why he always hires Matt Damon.
Anonymous No.213836614
>>213833628
Probably uses hair thickening products