>>213833347
I have a better role I'm writing for myself, it's called "Well Hung" about a guy named Will Hung
>190 IQ 7'9" homeless guy who sleeps with wealthy MILFs and is paid $100,000 a night to fuck them
>His penis is 13" long
>His penis can solve math equations, even its IQ is at least 130
>He is high and drunk 100% of the time
>Harvard named a building after him after he solved every Millenium Prize problem on a roll of toiler paper
>Every hot dog cart vendor and Pizza shop owner loves him and gives him a rousing greeting whenever he walks in
>Also the world's best MMA fighter who won the UFC Heavyweight division while hungover and temporarily blind due to a rat exploding in his face