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No one made new so you get a Weyounie thread

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Don't forget The Great DS9 Watchalong is happening tonight! 10pm EST

>>213833101
This might be true in 20, 30 years because history trends towards retardation.

But not today, fucko.

star trek sex with shran

We're all coomers (fans of Jeffrey Combs) right?

>>213833742
bros how does he do it? and by it I mean make any character come to life in a way that is both extremely entertaining, specific and memorable?

How did Trek go from cowboys in space and Kirk reciting the constitution to the troonfest it is now?

>>213833803
by letting troons make whatever the fuck and putting the Star Trek logo on it. that's how.

>>213833668
I think TOS->VOY are timeless enough to stay evergreen. People will still be making TikToks about this weird old show they’ve been getting hooked on. Everyone is sick of the streaming model where they’re asked to wait over two years for 8 hours of high budget mediocrity. I was quite disappointed in the new seasons of Wednesday and Severance.

>>213833839
this is true. ENT is not timeless. it's dated. but it's at least not so fucking offensive that it's unwatchable.

Smooch

>>213833872
Soon brothers, soon

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOWRON

>>213833872
Nice fingers on the right

>>213833742
Coombers? Yes.

>>213833860
TOS is also very dated but so much so that it becomes novel again. Like a window into a world that no longer exists. The acting, writing, and presentation make up something that won’t exist again,

after the Apocalypse, I will watch the real ENT. And the ENT Movies. We will get the full run of ENT. In that post-apocalyptic home movie theatre.

>>213834020
Only the look is dated about TOS, though, maybe the acting style I guess (in some actors).

The writing and the stories are as razor sharp as ever.

>>213834052
We talking singularity apocalypse or standard nuclear annihilation apocalypse?
>rabblerabblerabble

I'd clean out all your holodeck biofilters with my tongue.

>>213834020
TOS isn't dated. if toy think do you don't understand what fated means

>>213834242
ignore my typos

>>213834088
Everything about tos is dated
It is still charming
But suggesting tos first makes new viewers drop the series
Should go tng ds9 voy ent tos tos movies

>>213834088
TOS firing on all cylinders still puts most prestige streaming shows to shame.

>>213834164
Spiritual Apocalypse. Every man absorbed into Logos. Every woman absorbed into Sophia. The One's Consciousness only experiences 2. We cuddle and watch Enterprise.

>>213834375
Sounds fun, I’m in. No homo

>>213833803
a shift from wanting to make interesting tv that everyone could engage in, to making slop that you know already keeps certain demographics attentive

>>213833742
who isnt?

>>213834281
I’m glad I started with TNG. Starting with TOS would have me too critical of the Ent-D crew. I could judge Picard and his team on their own merits instead of from under Kirk’s shadow.

>>213834281
>Everything about tos is dated
Wrong. Like I said, the writing is not dated. The stories are not dated. You can only call them dated if by dated you mean "superior to everything that came after."
>>213834318
S1 of TOS is the peak of Star Trek and probably always will be. Banger after banger after banger.

there are so many Weyoun lines and the way they sound that constantly play in my head I'm glad JC doesn't show up at cons anymore because I might be tempted to go and pay 60 dollars or whatever for a stupid signed picture

S2 has some really good episodes now that I'm looking back at it
>Where No One Has Gone Before
>Lonely Among Us
>The Battle
>Hide and Q
>The Big Goodbye
>Datalore
>11001001
>Too Short a Season
>Home Soil
>Coming of Age
>Heart of Glory
>The Arsenal of Freedom
>Symbiois
>Skin of Evil
>We'll Always Have Paris
>Conspiracy
>The Neutral Zone

>>213834456
>Come cheer up, my lads! 'tis to glory we steer,
>To add something more to this wonderful year;
>To honour we call you, as free men not slaves,
>For who are so free as the sons of the waves?
Chorus:
>Heart of oak are our ships, heart of oak are our men;
>We always are ready, steady, boys, steady!
>We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.

>>213834559
Correct but I like TNG as a whole better. Patrick Stewart is a superego. DS9 is kinda like that but a slice of life anime.

>>213834695
I can understand that just fine.

Picard is Hornblower. A lot of people prefer his style of command and I at the very least found it interesting and found him a worthy successor of Kirk from the moment TNG started.

>>213833803
When various creatives split from TNG after Gene died to find their own Trek fiefdoms i.e. DS9 and VOY who each wanted to take Star Trek in their own direction while sabotaging each other leading to the franchise crashing and burning.

>>213834643
Watching Big Goodbye and Datalore back to back got me hooked. Big Goodbye is a visually stunning episode and Datalore is stunning that it was made on a fucking EIGHTIES TV budget.
Any frame from Big Goodbye mogs any frame of any Disney+ show.

>>213834743
Also the technobabble writing in TNG is more advanced, because science advanced so much in 30 years.

This is why i hate nutrek, it isnt a scientific future its just todays culture.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Undeveloped_Star_Trek_projects
Christ some of these ideas are more horrid than pic related!

>>213834884
VOY has the best technobabble of Berman Trek and a lot of people hate it, some of them for that reason even.

>>213834975
WHY DOES A REPTILE HAVE GIANT BANTU MILKERS

>>213834695
>>213834925
Under Kurtzman these creatures would be CGI rigs made on a server farm in Dubai.

>>213834375
>>213834404
You are going to experience pain and agony in a place without time or definite volume. You are under the influence of the evil one. I did not come here in search of power or prestige or conquest none of these things can be found here. I did not come here in search of wisdom none can be found here. You harm no one but yourself. Petulant spoiled children rebelling against their father, not against me. Am I winning? Yes. I cannot lose I have sided with a predetermined victor who let you in on the rigged races planned finale, and you will lose everything every time with no limits because you choose to identify with the underdog, regardless of why they were sent down

>>213834650
>>To honour we call you, as free men not slaves,
When he sings this part, he deliberately walks up to worf and geordi at the bar, and they both mumble over the slave bit

>>213834695
destroy my enemies pupper

>>213833742
Obviously

>>213835022
>VOY has the best technobabble
Ridiculous. Btw best technobabble was in TNG disaster when Troi says "Quantum filament? Is that like a cosmic string?" and O'Brien looks at her like she's the dumbest bimbo on Risa and says "...No."

>>213833803
talent drought

>>213835148
You are so incredibly stupid

>>213835141
what a kino episode

>>213835141
>Ridiculous
That's the broadly held fan belief. VOY is the most technically inclined Star Trek show and had the most involvement of actual scientists behind the scenes.

Do you think they’ve already started using Chat GPT to spit out technobabble? That’s one thing AI can do more believably than humans.

Between Tori and Jadzia, is it fair to say Worf has the worst taste in women?

>>213835141
It was one of the early criticisms of Voyager, that it was too technical and had too much technobabble. They even talked about it on the DVD special features of one of the early seasons.

What else should I watch to enjoy Jeffrey Combs? Not Reanimator

>>213835060
Nah

The game Star Trek Borg was meant to tie into First Contact but they kind of forgot it existed.

>>213835355
It’s because it’s from that weird brief era where they tried choose your own adventure with video clips thing that never caught on because it’s stupid

>>213835194
What about culturally? Surely they had the best sociologists researching native american customs, no?

>>213835421
kek, somehow that guy WAS a trusted Hollywood source for things like that

case in point >>213835173
can't even be bothered to come up with a creative insult

>>213835451
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamake_Highwater
Captain, sensors have detected a rather surprising Early Life on this individual.

>>213835294
He snagged Selar, that's gotta count for something. His wives do tend to end up dying prematurely though

>>213835355
Isn't that the (Hugh) costume?

>>213835503
Akoocheemoya
The Talmud says it's okay
Akooocheemoya

>While suggesting the free treatment of form usually attributed to Fauvism, this quite inappropriately attempts to juxtapose the disparate cubistic styles of Picasso and Leger. In addition, the use of colour suggests a haphazard mélange of clashing styles. Furthermore, the unsettling overtones of proto-Vulcan influences-
I think Data unintentionally roasting people might be my favorite trope

>>213835345
Yes. You’re even obsessed with the idea of God and being one. You’re under the care of Satan. It doesn’t pan out. You’re not even living all the cool satanist stuff out you aren’t destroying your enemies or caring for your own people. Not even the devil is paying you any attention he already finished you, and you blame God and hate God. If you were some highly evolved creature long past the need for archaic things like the creator you wouldn’t be a childish spiritualist looking for value in nothingness. How much have people with your religion changed the world genius? Im a negative and barely noticeable way

>>213835480
That’s just an observation. Statement of fact. Not in insult. My insults were good enough to permanently disband your friend group and have your leadership beg for mercy

>>213835200
My wife asks chatgpt what to do about back injuries since her doctors arent helping. Its sad its like an obsession because shes in 24/7 pain.

>>213835715
How do you respond to this criticism without sounding mad?

>>213835391
I miss early flash videos so fucking much its ridiculous. Im not whole online without it, but swfchan is a good archive.

>>213835715
Him losing at the finger game and being a sad bitch is an accurate depiction of a lot of us.

>>213835823
You’re literally praying! You’re just confused. Pray to God. Even if it’s placebo it’s helping the majority of the population every day. Get her some rso from a weed dispensary while you’re at it jackass of course the pain pills stopped working you bought them from big crack. God already made us medicines and you don’t need opiates unless you’re going to die from trauma induced shock

I love Enterprise.

>>213835951
I do toontroon, I go to church a lot and she prays the rosary in her hospital bed. Nutrek still sucks.

omg guys the GREAT watchalong begins in 5 minutes!

>>213835983
I do as well. It is very cozy. Just look at 'A Night in Sickbay'

>>213835813
uh huh, you're also a navy seal trained in gorilla warfare, yadda yadda...

>>213836105
where at?

>>213835951
>weed dispensary
>you bought them from big crack
Who do you think runs and regulates the dispensaries? The cognitive dissonance is unreal.

>>213836164
H&I channel on cable networks or over the air.

Anon shared the other day that you can watch any trek on the site moviesjoy.to but using adblock is required

>climate change is bad
Fuck i miss the 90s. I went to so many save the rainforest field trips and science days. They never mentioned "india and china are polluted shitholes".

DS9 Watchalong Bros...

My wife bitched at me today for three straight hours in the car. I've never been more ready for an O'Brien episode.

>>213835823
If you and your wife can’t sit down and pray to the entity credited with the invention of man and wife and marriage, then you’re fucked. Most peoples back pain is psychosomatic btw. In their head. I’ve been hospitalized waking up shoulders down hips up in bed from PTSD attacks in my sleep with muscle spasms. I’m not saying she can flip a switch but you can come to some grand realizations that might alleviate the anxiety. Things like accepting you’re not God. That would be a lot of pressure if you got confused and forgot something important like that. That it’s out of your hands

Who else is 5 whiskeys deep?

>>213836295
i had a couple glasses of wine ngl

>>213836187
Unless they are putting fentanyl in the rso you’re not saying anything here. What cognitive dissonance? What now? You’re incapable of holding a real conversation or debate

This is a really good DS9 episode desu.
Jake wants to impress bajoran girl, Nog says lets play a prank on Odo, hes sleeping. He sneaks into Odos room and brings the bucket out. He says its sleepy Odo, then dumps it all over the girl.

>>213836295
VODKA

there's nothing more that proves this thread is full of geezers than the constant LOL I HATE ME WIFE AMIRITE shit around Keiko O'Brien who literally never did anything wrong and was nothing but a supportive and loving wife who even encouraged and supported her husband's gay and cringe broship with Bashir

>>213836355
Who cares, smoke weed watch trek

>>213836264
time to fake your death and start a new life as a hobo fixing up old trains

>>213836127
Your life must be a lie. You must lie to yourself a lot to think you can lie to me about me like that’s how it works

>>213836371
KANAR WITH DAMAR

>>213836295
>>213836371
>>213836414

>>213836355
If you can't understand my post then you're not worth debating. You don't even converse, you babble to yourself like a schizophrenic.

This is a great episode

Jake is a fucking nigerfaggot but its hilarious he hangs out with Nog

>>213836402
i'm sure if you keep saying the word lie it'll make it true, and not projection from a mentally unwell loser

>>213836497
I like Jake, he's just a dumb kid

This episode reminds you why you should hate bajorans

>>213836497
Jake's alright all things considered, he's better than wesley or kim imo

>>213836471
Anon how does a regulator effect the thc? You’re thinking tribalism and picket lines. You’re a weirdo. You’re not right in the head. No we cannot hold a conversation I just said that. Go plagiarize the Bible instead I’m not that cool

>>213836506
Hes a nigger who becomes noone and his friend named nog becomes a captian

>>213836475
I made a soap mold and filled it with melted chocolate and half a bottle of peppermint extract to fulfill he fantasy of eating soap. I am ashamed to say that it was pretty good.

>>213836534
Wesleys a bitch but in the grownup episode he becomes a chad. Jakes a fag and in the grownup episode he is a fag.

>>213836572
Theres no fantasy of eating soap its a punishment for ki-WAIT youre the nutrek tranny arent you?

Jake pestering Weyoun about his articles is one of my favorite scenes

>>213836537
Anon how does a regulator put crack in pills? You're thinking conspiracies and cabals. You're a weirdo. You're not right in the head. No we cannot hold a conversation I just said that. Go plagiarize the Dr. Seuss I'm not that cool

Bajorunny uoooh

>>213836504
You just said I am things I never claimed or insinuated I was, when called out you devolve into describing yourself as if I’m you. This is your only tactic

>>213836553
He becomes big famous writer man though.

>Bajoran force lightning
Fuck Cardassia was right

>>213836580
Wesley doesn't do anything though as a chad. Jake's a self-admitted coward which is interesting for a character, and the episode where he's an old man is absolute kino.
>>213836599
What are you on about? How does eating soap relate to nutrek slop? Also, eating soap is not a punishment for what I'm gonna assume you were going to say was "killing someone". What are you, 12 and from 1960?

>>213836580
My favorite Wesley is Parallels Lt. Wesley

>>213836621
Not literal crack. Opioids are addictive. When you call something crack that is slang for addictive. It goes without saying opioids don’t need cracks help getting you addicted. You have a very low reading level and I guess autism because you don’t understand humor exists

i thought this Bajoran geezer must be the same actor who was the alien who forced Data to bring the Enterprise to them but, it isn't

>>213836638
>n-nuh uh, n-no u!!
you're honestly pathetic and i hope a stroke takes you in your sleep

>>213836621
Oh my bad I didn’t read your post sorry I wasted your precious time kek

>>213836721
You’re literally a full blown schizophrenic

The effect on that cloud is kinda cool. It's a little janky but that makes it more interesting than a cloud that just looks like a cloud would be.

>>213836696
Both are bad, the episode where hes an old man is not really kino. His daddy left to go get cigarettes and never returned like lots of niggers do. Eating soap is what normal parents do to kids who swear. Yes it happened to me 30 years ago.

>>213836708
Just say opiates. Addicts understand.

>>213836768
looks like cornstarch dropped in water or something like that

THE DAL ROK!

>>213836708
>Not literal crack
Then don't call it crack, call it what you think it is.
>Opioids are addictive.
So is dude weed lmao.
>When you call something crack that is slang for addictive.
No it isn't. You might have a point if you were saying something might be described as "like crack", but you didn't, so you're backpedaling because you know you're wrong.
>You have a very low reading level and I guess autism because you don’t understand humor exists
>"I wasn't wrong I was just pretending to be retarded"
You are a lost cause, and whatever god you worship is undoubtedly disappointed in you, his dumbest clown.

>>213836769
Ah, bait, gotcha.

>>213833668
>finally got to this episode
I don't want this to end. DS9 hasn't been my favorite trek but still pretty good. How is enterprise? It's the last one I haven't watched

>>213836074
You are literally schizophrenic

>>213836857
>How is enterprise?
It's like TOS but if it were made during the Bush administration

>>213836857
>How is enterprise?
How much do you like Vulcans?

>>213836877
And if it was written by retards

>>213836827
You are literally retarded

good one guys now he's lashing out because you upset him

>>213836708
Don't care about your guys argument, but shit I would 100% be a slumdwelling crack replicator in the federation. There is the question of acquiring real crackwhore pussy in the idyllic future when they are capable of replicating their own crack. Might have to kidnap a dopewhore and keep her chained up and high. What are my possible punishments for this kind of pro-social behavior?

>>213836903
He is. Lol

>>213836827
People don’t say “shit is crack!” When they eat good hot wings? Low-boil? You are literally a shut in. Why don’t you find something more interesting than me. I’m your entire life at this point. Just following me around begging for attention

>>213836857
If you go in expecting to dislike it, you'll dislike it. It starts off clunky and kinda maintains that through its run, but it does get better over time, and it does have its moments. I find it oddly comfy, but there are definitely low points where you can see the script was written with a producers' boner.

>>213836857
It’s a certified hood classic. It’s the based retard of classic Trek. I enjoy it more than voyager.

>>213836903
You are shut ins with self destructive behavior clapping and stomping and saying yippee every time you re-commit to being idiots

bwos i hate Bajorans so much it's unreal. except Kira who i love

Awkward nervous O'Brien is best O'Brien

I love lsd, mdma, ketamine, weed, nitrous, alcohol, and pussy - the most addictive drug

>>213836928
I’d shoot you in the head of course

>>213836967
>People don’t say “shit is crack!” When they eat good hot wings? Low-boil?
No? Not once have I ever heard another human being utter those words. Then again, I don't live in the ghetto like you probably do. I've heard people say, "this shit is *like* crack" though, but they grew up in a slum.
>you're obsessed!
You're the one who spams the thread with inane gibberish, not me.

>>213837080
Yes they do. You literally do not go outside or have human contact

>>213837052
Its funny have you ever seen an asian pussy irl? Its wider and more foldy than their eyelids

>>213836801
Yeah I did some digging and Berman said it was a very expensive "optical effect." I'm kind of curious how they did it now.

>>213837111
No they don't. You literally do not go outside your ghetto or have real human contact

>>213837070
With your phaser on stun of course, assuming you are allowed to carry a weapon and administer any kind of justice. But what will our multi-world government do with me after my temporary incapacitation?

YOGURT LOL

>>213837137
probably chroma-keying a co2 dloud blown into a tank of water or smth

Nog has good influences, Jake doesnt

Jake Sisko from State Farm

Gul Dukat could just tell Bajorans his cock was blessed by the Prophets and they'd all start worshipping it and touching their babies on it I get him now

>>213837246
Yes this actually happens

dukat shoved 600 bajorillian refugees into the ore processing plant all by himself

>>213837306
Yes he is very based. Bajorans suck

This jealous bajoran guy is a bitch

>>213837175
No I’d shoot you with a striker fired polymer handgun that uses a flumed solid copper projectile like g9. You would be permanently dead. Your head would explode

This child actress SUCKS.

I love weed and whiskey

BAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT HIM HAHAHA

ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WAS
A DAL ROK!

in reality tho....what is the Dal Rok?

>>213837469
you couldn't get one of those in the 23rd century without 6 buff burly redshirts restructuring your butthole with their hot throbbing self sealing stem bolts

Our unity is nutreks vulnerability.
It knows it cant stand against us because we are united.
We are as one.

Are Byrna self defense CO2 launchers legal to carry on DS9?

>>213837547
I’d print it

>>213837469
Now THAT kind of premeditated anti-social behavior I'm sure would have you mentally corrected before you even came into contact with a man like me. Not sure what problem is anyways. Antique mindset? Crack is enjoyable. Heroin is enjoyable. Heroin addicts enjoy being taken care of and provided for. Crack enjoyable enjoy being active. Really a match made in heaven. Get with the times.

>>213837548
You are a mentally retarded guy that likes kids in a sexual way

>>213836967
>I’m your entire life at this point.
You are literally schizophrenic. The only life is Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Reject death and the hubris of claiming you are life. Embrace the Word. The Gnostics called it Logos. I have experience with Logos. I made the little turtle draw shapes on the computer. The esoteric symbols of the Kabbalah reveal the evil plot of the skin walkers. I offer you a lifeline and you claim to be life. You're like the fat bitch from Picard. Sheer fucking hubris. You represent death and decay. You groom children because you emulate your false prophet, Nuhammad. I have taken the vision quest and seen your kind thrown into the lake of fire. Normies say I shouldn't have left the potato salad out in the sun so long but I know divine revelation when I see it. You only see corruption and (1/842)

thank you watchalong bros. luv u. see you tomorrow

>>213837630
You are not an artists. Go do your comedy for

>>213837630
You’re not a man by any measure. Every single character on Star Trek would remove your brain with a rock

This VOY episode is kino as well

Tuvok is my nigga

>>213837653
Based, looking forward to it

>>213837630
Spock specifically. How many victims I wonder. The many vs the few/you. You get brained every time now and forever. Eugenics war probably took care of your defect

>>213837613
you couldn't print one of those in the 23rd century without 6 buff burly redshirts restructuring your butthole with their hot throbbing self sealing stem bolts

>>213837738
Okay. I could very easily kill you with a rock

>>213837644
tl;dr
i don't care tranny i put nanotechnology in your sink so i can spy on your dreams

>>213837759
you couldn't kill me with a rock in the 23rd century without 6 buff burly redshirts restructuring your butthole with their hot throbbing self sealing stem bolts

Goodnight, death to nutrek

>>213835983
I do too, it makes me nostalgic for the early 2000s, even if I never watched the show back then

>>213837791
>tfw the self sealing stem bolt won't fit anymore

>>213837693
T'pol is an addict whackjob. I'm also sure that many modern men you admire have used cocaine, which crack is simply a condensed purified form of. Sure plenty of them, and maybe yourself too, have far more disgusting sexual proclivities than getting high, having sex, and simple bondage.

>>213837791
You wouldn’t have any red shirts at your disposal you third world schizo. I’d be Captain Kirk and I’d pretend I went through a tunnel with command and make some search about how rules are meant to be broken and then we’d execute you efficiently and move on to more interesting things like dust

>>213836634
>Shoots ropes into orbit

>>213837810
Honestly I think that’s one of the great things about Enterprise. All of Trek is dated in someways, but Enterprise is so post 9/11 Bush America that it in some ways it helps the prequel aspect of it. In all other Trek I never think of Starfleet as an American venture (even though it’s an American IP), but with Enterprise I do. They’re the bumbling space force who haven’t quite got it yet.

>>213837946
Yeah man i get that, chekov and worf are russian. But man america should ave taken over the world by the time the cold war ended.

>>213837987
But America lost the Cold War, anon.

>>213837848
you couldn't be captain kirk and pretend you went through a tunnel with command and make some speech about how rules are meant to be broken and then execute me efficiently and move on to more interesting things like dust in the 23rd century without 6 buff burly redshirts restructuring your butthole with their hot throbbing self sealing stem bolts

>>213838007
did they tho? they get to brag about landing on the moon for all time

>>213837946
Enterprise is dated in a bad way that none of the other ones are. there are idiosyncrasies in the writing and production that are so fucking hyperspecific to that time period that should never be a thing in Star Trek

>>213837817
>ACTUALLY BEVERLY SAID IT *WOULD* FIT

>>213838029
Name 100.

>>213838029
It's not a bad thing because that time period was funny

>>213838029
PREQUEL

>>213837946
Yea and they do their best to make it believable that the show can take place before the original series. A few years ago I decided to watch all of Trek in chronological order, starting with Enterprise. I had never seen it before but im so glad I did. It reminds me of the bush era 2000s in a way that most other shows don't. The sopranos is another show that does that for me. It elevates the experience somehow

>>213838086
>prequel where the thing it's prequeling is timeless despite being made in the 60s but the show reeks of early 00s
thanks that's my point exactly of why it sucks

>>213838029
Enterprise kicks ass anon c'mon

>>213838007
For a people who claim money doesn’t exist you retards sure have been tricked into doing a lot of factory work for beads. China is facing population collapse with no pushing and Russia couldn’t defeat their own appendage evil dead style. You’re a retard if you think America isn’t daddy. We pay your bills. You’re the welfare state. You think we need six trillion rubber duckies you idiot?

>>213838125
TOS is timeless and otherworldly despite being limited to 60’s tech and production limitations. I give the pass to Enterprise because it’s closer to us than any of the others. I see more of what our society is in Enterprise than I do in TOS and beyond.

>>213838125
TOS is timeless but is still very obviously a show from the 1960s. It takes place in a specific era with a certain look and I've never had a problem accepting that the same can be true for Enterprise. Like why is it so hard to suspend your disbelief and accept that the style of the 2260s is similar to the 1960s and the style of the 2150s looks like the early 2000s. Obviously this is silly, but its a tv show man.

>>213838272
you literally have no idea what I'm talking about and that's ok

>>213838311
That’s because you don’t speak English

>>213838311
I do know what you're talking about it just doesnt bother me

>>213838359
then I have no quarrel with you

>>213838029
It reminds me of my childhood being in my space exploration/NASA phase. A more optimistic time...

>>213838395
>OI PINEAPPLE ME FAVORITE
Fuck I love enterprise

>>213838414
Were literally going to terraform mars you gay fucking commie

To address our critiques in this general, witness us Enterprise fans discussing the series without discussing the coom. Now commence the coom, gentlemen.

>>213838414
It isn’t the time. You are the fuckery. Adjust your brain chemistry with medication or drop your nuts or something

>>213838464
>>213838495

Enterprise is actually better than you think.

Why? Actually, it isn't. It's just not very good and that's okay.

>>213838472
star trek sex with shran

i normally wouldn't post it twice but hey you asked

>>213838495
I meant of course that it seemed optimistic to me, and I relate ENT back to that feeling.

star trek with shran

>>213838464
Release the files Elon

Enterprise would be better if Archer and Trip weren't so insufferable

>>213838583
SIGH... If only we got ENT season 5 with Shran as a crew member on the enterprise refit and that doctor who crossover we never got

Watching DS9 again and I have to say it has at least three good episodes for every single good episode of TNG. I feel like it’s main issue is that they didn’t know what to do with Sisko being the Emissary and they kind of danced around that until they got to the Pah-Wraiths, which was something that ended up being the wrong direction in my opinion.

>>213838647
I HATE THIS STUPID FORCED MEME REFIT

>>213838647
i actually think seeing Shran take orders from the likes of Archer would make me lose all like for him

>>213838684
Archer is an alpha male bro get used to it

>>213838711
Shitting on your crew for doing the right thing isn't an alpha move, it's a retard move

>>213838711
Shran fucking dogwalks him at every opportunity without even trying. he literally even says to that Tellarite or whatever that Archer is gullible as fuck u like him

>>213838647
Now that’s some gay shit bro. Love enterprise, but 5-7 needed to focus on Romulan War and the founding of the federation(more focus on tellarites?) Refit is non canon calendar memory beta shit and shran is better as a side character. I wouldn’t want to see him as a main member.

>>213838743
unlike*

>>213838730
No one even knows what you're talking about buddy, move aside

>>213838777
>haha, I heckin' love Nu Trek when it involves ENT
Yeah anon, I'm sure it'll be great.

Do we ever talk about Star Trek Continues? If no, why not?

>>213838796
He refused to do the awful quantum leap reboot. I doubt he would do it if he didn't think it was worthwhile. Besides I don’t think they’ll bring back Bakula back. Maybe, MAYBE for like a minute cameo, but still. I don’t see it.

>>213837664
>>213837693
>>213837729
Tonight's voy episode was literally a diatribe against prohibitions, dummies. I will smoke crack-cocaine in the future. Our authoritarian government will prevent you from stopping me. Seethe.

>>213838859
Continues is okay. One of the better fan projects. That Vic though…

>>213838861
>actors judging the quality of the things they appear in

>>213838859
What even is this?

Oh fuck this is one of the worst ENT episodes ever
>all of these top Vulcans acting all emotional
So goddamn canon shattering

I know the one guy is a Romulan infiltrator but that doesn't let the rest of them off.
Just emotion flying all over the place in this scene, so jarring after seeing Russ play Tuvok properly.

>>213838859
Whenever I see a big fan film project like this I can't help but wonder why even bother making it a star trek continuation? Just make it a different constitution class starship with a different crew.

>>213838670
it objectively looks good and to think otherwise is contrarianism

Watching Enteprise as a Vulcan enjoyer will really hurt your feelings

>>213838743
archer beat him up

>>213838932
He didn’t want to do ENT till he knew it was a prequel. Passed on it a couple of times actually.

>>213838859
How did paramount not nuke this with a C&D? They shut down that Axanar fan project didn't they?

>>213838670
>stop showing natural starship design evolution! give more sloptrek!

>>213839072
>He didn’t want to do ENT till he knew it was a prequel
Yup, he's retarded alright.

>>213839067
Shran shot up his ship and security officers and basically metaphorically dragged his nuts across Archer's entire shit after he graciously saved the last remnants of his crew. he couldn't respect that and that they were on an important diplomatic mission and refrain from doing psycho shit and trying to murder his charges. Absolutely ZERO respect. this is why I was gonna write a whole essay about why they aren't friends.

>>213838999
I think you mean one of the best. Kir'Shara is peak.

>>213839142
what you are describing literally did not happen the way your are describing it and I worry for your mental state if you interpret the most basic of tv show plotlines through such a faggoty lens

>>213835173
you're right he should have said Hollywood nepotism and in-group preference

>>213839161
No, it's terrible. You have all of these guys at the top of the Vulcan High Command talking all breathlessly angry, speaking in tones of suspicion and distress -- the acting is terrible, honestly the worst Vulcan acting in any Star Trek and it's not even close.

It's particularly terrible juxtaposed against a Tuvok episode where Russ gives a proper Vulcan performance.
Listen to this guy. He just fucking yelled
>IT DOESN'T EXIST!
This is absurd and if you know anything about Star Trek you should feel embarrassed to enjoy this shoddy portrayal of one of its classic races.

>be a Romulan spy infiltrating the Vulcans
>walk around visibly seething with anger, raising your voice, yelling constantly
>somehow, you're such a believable Vulcan that you rise to be something like their military's supreme commander
>no one is suspicious of the """Vulcan""" who has the emotional control of a 5 year old human child
Bad writing. Not even Shran can save this shit.

i feel very validated tonight. Vulcans aren't hard to do. just follow the motherfucking rules.

>>213839206
It's one guy, and he's clearly emotionally compromised because he's a romulan double agent. The whole point is that the vulcan high command is being slowly corrupted by romulans as a plot to destabilize their government. I swear, it's like I'm the only one who actually watched the show.

>>213839206
Yeah, I like the three parter overall and I don't think the more ambiguous take on the Vulcans was inherently bad, but that high command stuff was taking it too far. Many Coto wasn't on his usual A game that week.

>>213839347
Soval is angry in literally like, the first or second episode. you're wrong. and gay.

>>213839369
post it

>>213839347
It's NOT just one guy though. The other two Vulcans speaking with him were just as emotional in their delivery. They're paranoid, completely compromised emotionally.

Beyond that, see >>213839269
How the fuck could such a terrible spy rise so high in their government? It stretches my suspension of disbelief beyond the limits of its structural integrity, man. These are Vulcans and nobody ever says "What's with this guy yelling all the time? Why is he constantly getting promoted?"
>>213839369
Soval does indeed raise his voice in the very first episode. And Archer calls him out on it with a very cliche line like
>Heh, raising your voice? Now who's being emotional!
I guess I could dig out the ENT pilot script but it definitely happens, lol.

>>213839110

She's so purty

also, hopefully we get callbacks to beneath raptors wings if they do a renewal of enterprise era. Hopefully we get a change behind the scenes with skydance before so.

>>213838670
that design is genuinely stupid tho, and i'm not even a ship autist usually

>>213838647
>that doctor who crossover
fucking WHAT

>>213836295
I am drunk, and drank my emergency bourbon too

>>213839032
>>213839110
It's literally just gluing extra parts to an existing design. Juxtaposition of two styles that don't mesh at all. It's ugly.

Archer wrecking "physically superior" vulcans? Guess that water polo was worth it after all.

>>213839562
Star Trek forgets that Vulcans have super strength more than it remembers.

>>213838934
Extremely faithful fan series that is effectively a fourth season of TOS with much tighter writing. Very good if you can get over James Doohan’s son’s terrible impersonation.

>>213839562

>Their logic jesus was carried by Archer

>>213838647
Let's be real here, ENT was never getting a season 5. It's lucky it got a 4th. By '05 Paramount was so disinterested in the TV franchise and UPN was in such disarray that nothing was going to save Enterprise. Fans tried to start up another letter campaign and the studio just politely told them to fuck off. It's even plausible that the show from the beginning was more or less just a contractual obligation that Paramount owed to Berman, and they deliberately ran it into the ground with constant budget cuts and attempted meddling.

>>213838159
Correct

>>213838859
>look up the first episode
>comments and likes disabled
Never a good sign

>>213839558
The NX-class is already an upside down Akira so slapping on a secondary hull is just returning the favor.

>>213839630
Sad. I grew up watching ENT and TOS with my dad and brothers. Only watching TNG, DS9, AND VOY now.

>>213839744
The main actor/producer got MeToo’ed and it was a big thing since he’s a voice actor in a lot of anime dubs, including Dragon Ball.

>>213839744
The comments got disabled because people were being assholes to Vic. The show may as well be TOS canon for how good it is, especially in the casting.

>>213839772
ENT was the only Trek since TOS to be fighting for its life each year, and in some ways it shows in the creative decisions. Unlike what happened with VOY, the samey formula of the early seasons was often more insurance for the network than Rick Berman's own risk aversion. The Xindi War was a concession to the studio to have a big high stakes shakeup to boost ratings, and the semi-serialized format of season 4 was a compromise between the plans of the writers and the funding cuts and the rush to cover as much story ground as possible before the end. The cancellation wasn't official for some time but I think they all knew they were walking on thin ice. ENT sometimes achieved greatness within those constraints but was sadly never allowed to really blossom.

>>213839756
This was the last time ships looked good.

>>213839744
Oh yeah, and you should at least watch the first episode, the mirror universe, and the two parter finale. The finale is especially good. Really, the only bad episodes are the sixth and seventh one.

>>213839867
Some of the casting is crazy good. The girl in the mirror universe is like a a doppelgänger of the actress who played her in the 60s.

>>213839927
>ENT sometimes achieved greatness within those constraints but was sadly never allowed to really blossom.
It’s nice to hear the truth on this general every now and then, anon. Thank you.

>>213839963
Getting the daughter of the actress that played the Romulan commander in The Enterprise Incident to reprise the role was spot on as well, she looked and sounded just like her mother.

>>213839927
Appreciate your write up, but I am aware. The weird thing is that I was alive for ds9 and voy, but my dad would play tos for then. He loves the ent intro song too. He loves tos, ent, farscape, and sg1

>>213839402
>It's NOT just one guy though. The other two Vulcans speaking with him were just as emotional in their delivery.
Funny, I don't remember them screaming and gesticulating

>>213839558
>It's literally just gluing extra parts to an existing design.
So kitbashing? The method used to create basically every beloved ship that wasn't the hero/villain ship?

>>213840155
I guess ent was the most tos-like show for the real oldheads. My dad and uncle grew up with tos in syndication and could quote entire episodes from memory, yet they never really cared about the later shows.

>>213840193
Hero ships shouldn't be ugly kitbashes

>>213839756
>details which are the same or very similar
>except they're not because they're not even the same size, tech level, or have the same function
you are the fish this bait was meant to catch

>>213839485
Sounds like one of the recent SNW episodes had some Tardis action or some crap like that.

>>213840227
Good thing it's not ugly then

>>213840238
Details in the same position because the model was ripped off wholesale to the point the showrunners wanted the NX Enterprise to be a completely unmodified Akira-class and they had to be told no, but they got Temu Akira anyway.

>>213840227
The original NX01 was itself a kitbash. They just put some new nacels on an akira class saucer. Shipfags were pointing this out in 2001.

>>213840213
I think a lot of it is that at its heart or, the idea people have of it which is far more important, "star trek" is the intersection (ignore the gay modern usage of the word) of adventure and an ideas show. People hate ds9 because of the lack of adventure. They hate voy for the lack of ideas.

>>213840165
Only the Romulan yelled but the other two guys in the scene were absolutely emoting all over the place.
Again, even if you ignore that, please feel free to explain this >>213839269

>>213840274
and the design flows and it looks good from every angle
not like a lot of these nutrek ships which smash parts together from different eras

>>213840362
And there a lot of nerds and geeks
(/trek/) obsessives who SHOULD make star trek persona non grata for the the normal populace, but its enduring popularity of over 60 years should be self evident of the multitude of ways it appeals to different personalities.

>>213840435
>explain THIS
it's a tv show that was in the process of dying

>>213839589
I'VE GOT STRENGTH OF THE SOUL

grim

>>213841796
Ezri still got it

>>213841796
Would.

page 9?

>>213838859
>first scene is a holodeck
not off to a good start, and how the fuck is this still up? you would've thought paramount would've had this taken down years ago

>>213839485
That episode where they found a pod that was bigger on the inside than outside was meant to be the Dr Who crossover but they never got permission but filmed it anyway.

>>213844264
Benis

>>213844465
jesus christ go to a doctor now something is very wrong

>>213838859
speaking of fan films I just started of gods and men, its pretty good

>>213835119
ANNNND those other chumps have multiple assistants.

>>213835827
>>213835715
The last time a European’s painting got roasted that badly we ended up in WWII.

i fucking hate that disgusting nagus, looking at him feels like looking at gore

>>213834456
Wesley's waifu is terribly coy

>>213845348
>
>>213845900
Wesley was meant to be a girl

>>213833529 (OP)
I have a question for trekkies
Is it normal that Janeway's first response to every threat is
>I'LL TAKE THIS SHIP DOWN WITH EVERYONE ABOARD YOU SONOFABITCH
or is it just me that takes issue here

>>213845924
fuck you take this anon down with everything we got

>>213845924
they don't call her insaneway for nuthin

>>213845924
Welcome to VOY

>>213845910
I think sulu went there anyway

Anybody got data
>AHHHHHHHHHHH
Ing, when he had emotions

>>213846002
Nvm

>>213845924
shes a reasonable level headed sort of person, a little genocide now and then never hurt anyone

>>213846013
>when you experience your first orgasm

>>213845910
Wesley was meant to be a chad

>>213839485
There was talk between the showrunnwr of the doctor who revival about doing a crossover with Enterprise,but the show was canceled before anything could really be developed.

>>213846442
Nah that was just a Q prank.

>>213846442
I just noticed he has a pride flag smeared across his sweater? What did Q mean by this?

>>213846536
believe it or not colors were once enjoyed for how they looked instead of co-opted for fagflags

>>213846536
That's the Romanian flag retard

>>213846442
he looks special

I want to live right here.

>>213847152
in her belly? that doesn't make sense

So I watched SNW s3e6, the one with the doomsday ship, since it's the only episode this season that looked interesting. Tbh I haven't watched SNW since S1 because it just didn't do it for me, and it still kinda doesn't, not completely.

Generally speaking, I appreciate that the intro is back to being "To boldly go..." and not whatever they were doing with STD and PIC, and that the show is not *totally* grimdark and cynical in tone. It feels like the closest they've gotten to classic trek so far, and yet...

Regarding the episode itself, it works well enough, and the premise is even like the TOS one with the giant space blunt. The episode seems to fly by though, despite having the same 45ish minute runtime as classic trek, which makes it feel rushed. However, it also seems like there's scenes missing; anyone else get that feeling? Pike and Laan get shot at once by the scavengers, and in the next scene after they've run away, Laan's dumping exposition about how they're shooting iron particles. When did we learn this information? They also mention how the scavs absorb phaser fire unlike anything they've ever seen, and that they don't know how, but in their next encounter they go straight for the glowing weakspot despite never mentioning it. Near the end, Kirk commands to attack the vessel as the Enterprise escapes, but Spock says that the tentacles were unaffected. Next shot is them shooting at ??? inside the ship. It was mentioned earlier in the episode that they saw part of the engineering section of a klingon D7 in there, is that what they were meant to be shooting at? It sure didn't look like the display that was shown earlier, or again, even mentioned what they were even targeting in there. The twist that they were human was neat, but it felt wasted, since all of them died in space despite all being in EVA suits.

tl;dr - idk, 7/10 for effort, felt incomplete, but still fun enough as far as modern trek goes

>>213847285
one it was a hour long, wo a massive amount of time wasted on the stupid subplot involving the retro phones, three yes it feels like 1/2 the episode is missing even though it still drags and is tiresome, four if this is the best they've got then holy shit its lame.

>>213846061
>Computer execute the holdo manoeuvre
>pardon
>nothing computer full warp at that ship to save the galaxy

>>213847329
hey man if you just lower your standards then it's fine!

>>213847364
or I could just watch star trek and not lower them at all, I watched it too and as always with this shit I was sorely disappointed the real shame is the writing the cast is trying, they are actually pretty decent, the sets are JJ crap but w/e the real let down is in the writing, it was so obvious you needed to cut the stupid phone shit, focus on nu-kirk and his thing and just have no1 on the bridge with the rest of the cast, less is more budget restrictions can be a good thing because it makes writers think of creative solutions rather then this shit

>>213847364
>my standards
Nta though I don't indulge nutrek

>>213847329
>one it was a hour long
it's 49 min including intro and credits, so I think an actual runtime of 45min isn't inaccurate to say
>wo a massive amount of time wasted on the stupid subplot involving the retro phones
It barely even feels like a subplot, it's like one or two scenes of them trying to fly the enterprise out while still roped it, which they can just look out a window and see
>three yes it feels like 1/2 the episode is missing even though it still drags and is tiresome
Yeah, it's kinda hard to put into words
>it feels like it's over before it began
>feels like they left a bunch on the cutting room floor
>somehow feels like nothing is happening as I'm watching it happen because everything is disconnected

>>213847462
while still roped in*

>>213847462
>1 or 2 scenes
it are up almost ten precious minutes of run time that were sorely needed elsewhere just because they needed something for those character to do, just cut that entire subplot, I said this last week just have the vulcan captain beamed onto the bridge because nu-spock "only had seconds" and have the doc stuck on the brdige trying to tend to her with only an emergency med kit, there problem solved gvies them something to do with out wasting time oh nd swap no1 and pikes roles, have pike on the bridge and no1 out fighting the intruders.

>>213847351
>torpedoes full spread
>captain need I remind you that is an orphanage
>FIRE!

>Worf, why did you ruin our vacation instead of having a threesome with me and a Risian?
>When I was thirteen, I killed a boy by breaking his neck while playing soccer.
Why is Worf such a buzzkill? Holy shit.

>>213847814
reminded me of my faggot dad who would always ruin family vacations by acting like a fucking bitch and refusing to enjoy ANYTHING

>>213847814
She wanted the BKC and Jadzia was a freak. Probably would have fucked a vole if she could.

Strange New Worlds would be better if the Spock guy was better at playing Spock. Outside of plot reasons, Spock is just too obviously emotional. The actor seems to have trouble actually playing his role straight. Also, the writers don't know how the ships work. Sometime in season 1 a ship shoots the nacel of the Enterprise. It cuts to the dyke pilot who says impulse engines are down. The impulse engines aren't on the nacels. I don't mind the captain, but no legacy characters act like themselves. I hate the guy who plays Kirk, he's just not suave enough to be Big Jim. Also hate how they constantly reference left wing ideas. Yes its Star Trek but never once were the words, "socialist utopia thing," ever said in any series before Nutrek. The Federation isn't a fucking socialist utopia, nor is it even remotely a stateless society. It's a democratically structured empire that still uses currency and trades with other empires.

>>213847993
>It's a democratically structured empire that still uses currency and trades with other empires.
Well depends whichever way that Gene woke up that morning whether they do or they don't?

>>213847993
I think part of that is direction and of course the writing, you can ask actors to pull it back be less emotive etc. but since no-one knows what the fuck they are doing its a hodgepodge where characters shift tonally scene to scene without consistency the only actor who seems almost immune to this is the doctor he manages to maintain a consistent attitude and demeanor throughout reacting to circumstance as his character as established would

>>213847993
Also the guy playing Kirk is already like 43 years old.

He looks too old beyond just having none of the Kirk charisma which is literally the most important thing

>>213848088
I forgot about the Doc. He's okay too. And I suppose I don't hate Chapel but I wanna fuck the actress so that's probably why.

>>213847939
maybe he was just very tired and wanted to relax, stop hating your dad, give him a call tell him you miss him, he'll appreciate it

>>213848134
well thats understandable I also would like to fuck her, and she is playing an emotional heart on her sleeve type character, literally the easiest character to play especially for a woman

>>213847511
I can never get over her nips getting hard and retracting in this scene

>>213848358
nothing to charisma carpenter snap activating her nips on command in Angel

>>213847627
>we turned off the safeties janeway
>then we programmed pain into the holocharacters and mercilessly reamed their assholes


>well chakotay that's on me what can you expect when you give a race of vicious predators a holodeck and tell them exactly how to program it hehe WHOOPS

>>213847993
>"socialist utopia thing" is an actual phrase said in the dialogue
thanks women writers

>>213845924
She was called PMS Janeway at Starfleet Academy for a reason.

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