Thread 213834291

Are you going to watch Freakier Friday?

>>213834291 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO!

Give me 2 big reasons why I should.

>>213834291 (OP)
the cleavage reminds me of a cheap Halloween decoration, where if you actually tries to pull the breasts apart, there'd be no give, just a shallow valley. it's like where your asscrack begins

>long hair and big fake tits

After decades of the butch look she finally becomes sexy in her 70s??

>>213834358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FufxQKCgPL4

>>213834291 (OP)

Yes i am.

>>213834291 (OP)
No. I'm still busy trying to figure out which of her children is trans. I just can't tell.

When did Lindsay Lohan become hot again? I feel like I missed the boat on her redemption arc.

Multiple times, in fact! Fuck off, GPT spam!

>>213834291 (OP)
yogurt makes her poo more frequently.

>>213834751
wew lad

>>213834452
>He didn't see trading places

>>213834291 (OP)
does she get those huge wrinkly saggers out?

>>213834291 (OP)
DAMN, Activia does THAT??

>>213834774
I'm using this for future superman threads

>>213834931
Hey, look, it's the scene where she puts on wig to not look like david bowie.

>>213834291 (OP)
I barely made it through the first film and that had prime Lohan. So, no.

>>213834291 (OP)
Look at these 2 little girls. Look how feminine they both are. IYKYK

I want to succ the granny titties bros

>>213834291 (OP)
Imagine being Arnold in that scene...

>>213835372
Imagine not watching T2 with director's commentary and finding out they used T2 as a vehicle to test digital willy removal.

Finally fapped to gilf porn brehs. I'm really down bad.

>>213835497
I started dating a 54 year old and fell in love with her. I'm 32. I want kids so eventually I will have to say goodbye to my sweet cherie. She looks like op pic just less wrinkled.

>>213835569
She was not a tranny. She is a hermaphrodite. Totally different.

>>213834291 (OP)
"I know what you're thinking, sonny.
Is that adult sized safety pin for MY diaper ... or yours?
Well, I've got news for you, buddy. I'm not just a bag ... I'm wearing one"
Who the fuck writes this shit?

>>213835410
>>213835569
Notice how she has to wear her underwear hiked up like that? It's to hide the fact she has male hips. Look at her shoulder to hip ratio. IYKYK

>>213835225
Literally every prostitute looked like a David Bowie cus that's what David wanted to look like.

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>213835497
Who was it anon

>>213834358
so it was the corset. i see.

My fantasy of fucking a big titty GILF is never going to happen, is it?

>>213836024
This has aged well

>>213834291 (OP)
Women hit the wall bro - redpill fags lol. This proof women always win no matter the age

>>213837455
Don't give up anon. I believe in you.

>>213835347
The breast has fallen

The rest of the world is catching onto what everyone that saw True Lies already knew

>>213837455
It would be sooooo rare to happen anyway, when it does I don't give a fuck for it, can't even get it up...

>>213834291 (OP)
old titties still bussin

IMAGINE

The daughter looks like the girl from the Tom & Jerry movie, who looked like the girl from Girl Meets World, it’s weird