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Have you ever seen a Steven Seagal movie?

That one on the battleship with Christie brinkleys tits and Tommy Lee jones being fifty but playing a 20 year old was stupid but watchably stupid

ANYONE SEEN RICHIE?

>>213839467
ANYONE KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BEANSIE APRILE?

>>213838619 (OP)
The "lost" SNL episode is GOLD. It used to be freely available on youtube, but man did they memory-hole that shit. He's the only host that went rogue for the whole episode—like literally went out of his way to make it as unfunny as possible.

Fun Fact: It's the only SNL episode where they told the cast to just improv the whole thing during a time when NBC had their finger on the button, ready to cancel the show, back in the 90s.

>>213839467
BUT THERE AIN'T NOBODY UPSTAAHZ!

>>213838619 (OP)
His early films (Above the Law, Hard to Kill, Out of Justice...) are enjoyable action b-movies.
Under Siege is one of the best Die Hard kncokoffs next to Cliffhanger.
everything else is utter garbage.

>>213838619 (OP)
>I just read the greatest script I've ever read in my life
>really? Who wrote it?
>...I did...

>>213838619 (OP)
just the 90s classics

>>213839420
>>213839725
This. If you saw Under Siege and nothing else, you'd believe he was a regular 90s action star, thoughbeit one who didn't get a lot of work That's all I knew about him until he became a living meme making reggae songs about "poonani".

For the life of me, no. At least not in its entirety. I saw the one that Marg Helenberger from C.S.I. was in. I don't remember the name of it because it was just so fucking boring. And nonsensical.
I know I shouldn't plug e-celebs or "content creators" on here, but SpaceIce's channel is how I've become aware of Seagal's so called filmography. I would just rather he watch the money laundering trash this fat fuck shits out.

Its almost inspiring to a degree, the same as Neil Breen's film career is. You yourself can make a movie, anon. Yes, you reading this. Because no matter how absolutely cringe it is, it sure as shit can't be as terrible as anything Steven Seaagl waddles his ass and girly flails his arms through.

>>213838619 (OP)
>Have you ever seen a Steven Seagal movie?

Yeah quite a few. Under Siege is legitimately great.

>>213838619 (OP)
Of course. Under Siege is at the bottom level of "greatest action movies ever made".
Hard to Kill and the ones before that are fun, but also far below it.
He's just a cook.

>>213839544
that was the bit

>>213838619 (OP)
Glen Labell got tired of Seagal abusing stuntmen and mad e him shit his pants. The Seagal denied it like a little bitch:

>Additionally, while serving as stunt coordinator for Out for Justice, LeBell allegedly got into an on-set altercation with Seagal over his mistreatment of some of the film's stunt performers. After the actor claimed that, due to his aikido training, he was "immune" to being choked unconscious, LeBell supposedly offered Seagal the opportunity to prove it. With Seagal's permission, LeBell then successfully choked him unconscious, with Seagal losing bowel control. Although LeBell has not directly confirmed the rumor, he implied that it was true in a 2012 interview.[169][170] Seagal's bodyguard and stuntman Steven Lambert stated that a confrontation did happen, during which Seagal elbowed LeBell before he could lock the hold, after which LeBell flipped Seagal.[171] Seagal has directly denied that a confrontation took place, calling LeBell a "sick, pathological scumbag liar".