Thread 213838863

If there was one movie that you were forced to have sex with, what would it be?

>>213838863 (OP)
That one movie that is full of attractive women and doesn't have any scene nor mention of males in its 1 hour 40 to 2 hour runtime

>>213838931
That one porno involving your mother from 40 years ago? Odd but kinky.

>>213838863 (OP)
anon, with the movie itself, like metaphysically?
or with the movie on in the background
this is very important

>>213839803
You have to have sex with the movie.

>>213839844
there are so many bad answers I could give right now

>>213839862
That's the point of the thread.

Sin City - The vibe is very erotic, prime Jessica Alba.
Mean Girls - Endless top tier sexy women in that movie, prime Lindsay Lohan.

I’m fuckin a movie it’s gonna be Robocop

>>213838863 (OP)
Zootopia

>>213838863 (OP)
Zootopia 2

>>213838931
>>213838978
Also choosing this anon's mother's porno

I’d have sex with Megalopolis because it’s the only film to fit my cock

>>213838863 (OP)
Can I have sex with the novelty popcorn bucket that accompanies the film or just like having sex with the idea of the movie or are you saying that your micropenis fits through the physical disk's center hole?

>>213842112
Sorry I forgot that you transitioned you'll have to fold the disk and shove it in your button hole.

>>213839803
Overcompensating and obviously gay poster. I had a friend who claimed he couldn't fap if a porn had a guy in it and could only watch lesbian porn then offered to blow me when I was giving him a ride home after a party.
Many such cases

>>213842202
>offered to blow me when I was giving him a ride home after a party.
Did you accept?

>>213842162
It seems like you are implying that you accidentally amputated your micropenis by getting it stuck in an optical disk hole and are calling it a transition.

>>213842241
Nope. I made it seem like I didn't understand what he was saying and played it off as a joke. Our friendship deteriorated right after that

>>213842274
That was oddly specific, I see I'm speaking to a man of experience.

>>213842286
Blowjobs are pretty expensive in this economy, you should've taken it.

>>213842288
Yes, your situation reminds me of my experience seeing that old /b/ image with the little dick stuck in the diet coke bottle.

>>213842472
Yes, you were quite proud of how that pic turned out.

>>213842543
The trick is to suck on the bottle and then quickly switch from the lips to the dick so that the bottle keeps the pressure and sucks it in. It was the first time in my life that my smallness was helpful.

>>213842340
Not for me. I have a fwb who is borderline obsessed with the suckage arts. Getting throated while blowing my load is top tier

>>213838863 (OP)
Blue is the warmest kino, for the plot

>>213842635
You should've put it on a CD.

>>213838863 (OP)
If I'm being forced, I wouldn't really have much of a say, would I?

>>213843671
They're letting you choose the movie, dum dum.

>>213842288
>no u

>>213844081
If the shoe fits in your ass, wear it.

>>213844089
I can't because I already have the dragon dildo up there