Thread 213839870

When is he going to start poping out kids?
Does he already secretly have them? Seems like something he would do.

Also, he is a pretty great actor amirite?

>>213839870 (OP)
He doesn't make kids, he fucks them

>>213839870 (OP)
He's definitely an homosexual

>>213839870 (OP)
He's an ecologist

probably his rational pretext to not have kids

>>213839870 (OP)
Probably got snipped decades ago

>>213839870 (OP)
maybe he's not evil so he doesn't want to randomly generate new people and cause them suffering

>>213839870 (OP)
I’m surprised he hasn’t felt the pull. I just turned 39 and I’m like “how long can I really keep doing this?” Next girl I date I’m just going to creampie relentlessly.

was a child actor so...was molested by older guy and is secretly gay

>>213840081
Its already too late for you buddy

>>213839870 (OP)
He needs a new hairdo

>>213840067
based existential anguish believer

>>213840067
His kids will be millionaires who want for nothing, what suffering?

>>213839922
he dated blake lively, who married ryan reynolds. he's considered a closeted homo
he dated ggisele bundchen, who married tom brady. he's considered a closeted homo

it's hilarious people still consider leo straight. he literally dates the same hollywood beards

>>213840067
Based Anti-natalism/Efilism chad

>>213840081
>creampie relentlessly.

thats not enough though, you need to get her young enough try under 25y

>>213840263
you think money make happiness dont you?
just by the fact of existing, there is this pain that is inexhaustable. The only escape is to have never felt it in the first place, in other words, to be a low iq nigger like you.

>>213840231
here he is being touched by him. watch that nickledon docu.

>>213840067
>born rich and good looking
>suffering

>>213840292
Those gays had kids with those beards though

>>213840519
He got Schneider'd?

>>213839870 (OP)
he dedicated his life to climate change bs, which is variants of the 15 minute smart city, carbon tax credit, social credit score, CBDC to track your every move and dock your points if you speak/act wrongly. He's a puppet of globalist banker/hedge funds, then he goes home to lukas haas probably.

>>213840497
“Just by the fact of existing, there is a pain that is inexhaustible” I cannot believe you just said that to me, then called me dumb. For the record a better worded statement would be “The simple fact of existence gives inherent cuase to inexhaustible suffering” and it still sounds retarded. Holy Christ, what YouTube comment did you rip that one from? Don’t worry, life will seem a whole lot more tolerable when you turn 17 and read a few more books. Guess what? Most people are generally happy with life. Most people are grateful for life and want to continue living, especially those who have easy access to artistic careers and have no material needs. Money doesn’t equal happiness, but everyone knows it certainly helps. Go ask every rich kid in the world if they wished they weren’t born and you’d be surprised. Get real, dork.

Why would you think the person with man with commitment issues who only dates young women for fun would ever want to have kids?

>>213839870 (OP)

He's too selfish. He might end up having kids when he's old like Cary Grant has his first and only child when he was 62.

>>213841604
>you suffer the pain of existence therefor you are dumb
>most people are happy

thanks anon, Ill take that into consideration

>>213841450
So did obama
The guy from that british show was closeted for 30 years with kids

>>213839914
>she's only 24 you sick fuck!

>>213840497
kill yourself then and end the pain of existing. thought so lil dork

>>213841657

>too selfish
no such thing. He successfully dupes and dumps girls in their prime and has not been suckered into the lies of marriage, children, etc. He simply gets the sex worth having, and he's kept it going. It's deeply admirable. He really did crack the code, although he's getting older.

>>213841923
must be awesome being a low iq nigger who feels so clever

>>213842079
>no answer for your retarded nonsense being buttblasted in a single sentence
lmao you are a joke and know your shit is a joke

>>213842131
you know my answer you dumb ape
being aware doesnt free anyone from the same force pushing life to strive

>>213842180
You are a creek shitting hillbilly compared to me. Your beliefs are below sophomoric. You don't even live because you are so afraid to lose it.

>>213839870 (OP)
Blessed thread.
Ive been on a Leo binge this week; watched The Beach, Blood Diamond, Romeo+Juliet. Gonna watch Gangs of New York tonight. Hes been in a lot of kino.

>>213842318
I hope you give Killers of the Flower Moon a chance. The movie is unironically good, just too long for me to ever watch it again.

>>213841957
>cracking the code is having fun and feeling good all the time with no responsibilities
Might as well get a heroin addiction at that point, is that ”cracking the code” as well?

>>213841604
>cuase
saar...

>>213840067
usually I'd agree with you but he could give at least 4 children a life of unmatched security and affluence in paradise if he wanted to, for the vast majority of people, yeah, untold suffering.

>>213842359
it seems woke...

>>213840067
I wish shitskins had this retarded attitude towards reproduction and not White men

>>213843894
it doesnt paint the white man in a favorable light, no .. doesnt that mean its woke?

>>213840067
based flat-circler

>>213840067
based, fuck natalists

>>213841657
>Cary Grant
A notorious homosexual

>>213839870 (OP)

LEONARDO DICAPRIO, BRYAN SINGER AND THE PECK(ER) CONNECTION!!!FACT!!!

Brian Peck, former actor and co-star of Return of the Living Dead (Scuz), is friends with Bryan Singer.

In 2002 I got X-Men on DVD and at the time I didn't understand why Peck shared an audio commentary with Singer and was not only at the Ellis Island Premiere, seen in the DVD extras, but also cameoed as "hot dog vendor", in the scene when Senator Kelly walks out of the ocean, with Stan Lee next to him.

Peck acted as a children's "acting coach" and was rumored to have been feeding young boys to Singer, amongst others, which explains the cameo, possibly an in joke between the two as Peck's character is supplying fresh young wieners. Peck did time for molesting a young boy while I use to give Singer the benefit of the doubt that he wasn't a pedofaggot but no more after this info came to light.

Below is a video of a young LEONARDO DICAPRIO on the set of Growing Pains with BRIAN PECK who was his stand-in.

https://youtu.be/5ZP3DR0qEms

While it's interesting that after What's Eating Gilbert Grape he did two movies with homosexuality right after, The Basketball Diaries and Total Eclipse then teen heartthrob roles leading to Romeo & Juliet and Titanic, probably because his agent told him to knock off the faggot shit.

So just like Tom Cruise, DiCaprio is a closet fag who uses women as cover for his cock gobbling semen extracting activities while no one has ever asked Leo about Peck nor has he gone on record about him!!!FACT!!!

>>213840067
oh cool more jewish self destructive mind viruses to stop white people from having children

>>213839870 (OP)
probably within the next 5 years

>>213840497
>you think money make happiness dont you?
>just by the fact of existing, there is this pain that is inexhaustable. The only escape is to have never felt it in the first place, in other words, to be a low iq nigger like you.

Money can buy you the things that make you happy such as picrel while you're just a demoralizing faggot who most likely takes nigger cock at both ends and wheezes like Weird Al's accordion...

https://youtu.be/N1n5XqwUkYw?si=PXM06E6hYbZYG-9S

!!!FACT!!!

>>213840519

That's Brian Peck next to him FYI!!!FACT!!!

>>213843935
This

Why do you think it’s only white people indoctrinated into the "life is suffering so don’t have babies" cult?

Asins have believed that shit for 2000 years, yet they procreate like bunnies. Really makes you think

>>213842318
>Ive been on a Leo binge this week; watched The Beach, Blood Diamond, Romeo+Juliet. Gonna watch Gangs of New York tonight. Hes been in a lot of kino.

For me his best is The Aviator (which is what he and Scorsese should have won Oscars for), Catch Me If You Can and Romeo & Juliet.

Also thought he would have been perfect for Ozymandias in Watchmen!!!FACT!!!

>>213844022
>wanting Leo to debase himself to star in capeshit
why

>>213844058
the wolf was capeshit and you know it

>>213844103
haven't seen it

>>213842371
False equivalence, the women won't cut his life short and don't interfere with his work (ie responsibilities).

>>213839870 (OP)
Why would Leo have kids? he's too busy with his harem of model girlfriends

>>213840067
>t. fresh off the reddit boat faggot

>>213844103
>the wolf was capeshit and you know it

FUCK, forgot about that, so my revised list is now...

The Aviator, Catch Me If You Can, The Wolf of Wall Street

>>213844058
>>wanting Leo to debase himself to star in capeshit
>why

So do you think lesser of Jack Nicholson for being in Batman because if you do then FUCK YOU!!!

But to answer your question, Watchmen is considered to be the best graphic novel about superhero's, basically the Citizen Kane of the genre, so I don't think it would be beneath Di Caprio to have played the part and helped to give it some legitimacy as Nicholson did with Batman while I would never claim that Leo is anywhere near the level Nicholson is as an actor.

I might be wrong but it's just the way I feel!!!FACT!!!