Thread 213840373

Sad!

The liberals are a bunch of damn bullies.

>>213840373 (OP)
I think it's so embarrassing for a show to go for 27 seasons. Simpson tier irrelevance

>>213840373 (OP)
Damn Leftists seem really easy to grift.

Lmao so good to see gay ass miggers get BTFO by a cartoon, eat ya shit ya fuckin queers

>>213840604
That's pretty funny to be fair

>look inside
>"only 400,000 people watched it on Comedy Central but Warner claimed it got over six million views on streaming"

I am never going to believe streaming numbers about anything. HBO claims House of the Dragon is twice as popular as Game of Thrones ever was. Amazon calls Wheel of Time their #2 all time most streamed series then shitcans it.

>>213840373 (OP)
i believe it, even my mom, who doesnt watch south park, wanted me to send her the last 2 episodes so she could watch them.

>>213840577
>t. bought a Trump hat
lmao stupid fuck

>>213840652
>only 400,000 people watched it on Comedy Central

How is this record breaking?

>>213840730
When did Newsom get even more pathetic? Or did a theater-kid intern write this?

>>213840652
Do networks ever actually prove the numbers, or is it all "dude, trust me!"

>>213840758
lmao miggers too stupid to realize they’re being mocked is comedy gold

>>213840730
So the dems now just copy Trump to have a change to get elected. That's tragic

>>213840730
Stopping was is something a shitmocrat doesn't understand.

>>213840652
>#2 all time most streamed series then shitcans it.
It's because they literally spent 2 billion on their fake lord of the rings fan fic. They also cancelled a ton of other great shows like the Expanse. I seriously wish one of these useless tech billionaires would just fund good shows so they can have 1 final season.

>>213840758
because his whole thing of trying to be a centrist on podcasts last year didn’t work

>>213840652
>six million
what's up with kikes and that number? they really love to stamp that number everywhere

>>213840899
Oy vey did you just deny the holocauster?

>>213840899
Its a number commonly used in judiasm to convey "a lot" like a million or a billion might in English. Really just a lazy way to lie

>>213840758
>>213840818
>>213840823
This. It's all fucking anti-semites trying to poison the greatness of our country with shitty tweets and a cartoon show that hasnt been funny in 20 years

>>213840899
Shut it down.

>>213841050
Oy vey! not the antisemites better to hide in the attic until it all blows over

>>213840681
You did? Lol

>>213840652
I don't know how they're allowed to get away with giving completely false streaming numbers on everything. There should be some kind of regulation on it, even if just to ensure transparency for shareholders but as a consumer it'd be nice if they had enough regard for people to give them open and honest information. Don't know why broadcasters are subject to it but streaming companies are not. It would be very easy to share it and I can't think of any reason to be against it other than they want the freedom to lie to people about how shows are performing.

>>213841221
fuck no, I’m not gay jewish or retarded

migabros this can't be happening..the man is my fucking hero

>>213840730
>posts theatrical bit
Why why why the fuck does anyone care what the liars have to lie about?

>>213841287
>and I can't think of any reason to be against it other than they want the freedom to lie to people about how shows are performing
That's entirely it.

>>213840652
Way more people have streaming services today than a decade ago when you primarily still had to watch shit when it aired on HBO.

this will definitely hurt Trump in 2028, I don't see him getting re-elected :(

>>213840758
I despise Newsom but his shitting on Trump by imitating him social media game is great

>>213841538
It doesn't work because he has no charisma or sincerity. Every face he makes looks sociopathic.

>>213841587
Sure, kiddo.

8 years without a single Biden reference let alone a Biden joke.
Cope and seethe all you want, it's true.

>>213841538
I hope you realize how sad it is that you're entertained by this.

>>213841615
It's all they've got after insufferable girlbosses and a shambling cancerous zombie.

>trusting journoscum in 2012+13
I seriously hope you guys don't do that

>>213841615
If you say so.

>>213841336
Sure

Handsome Truth liked it.

>>213840652
Six million revised to 400,000? That's illegal!

>>213840373 (OP)
They will say people watched it but they won't say people laughed at it

>>213840528
>irrelevance
>record-breaking ratings
Cope more

>>213840373 (OP)
>"RECORD-BREAKING!!!"
Oh, just like EVERY show these days?
Let me guess: "An all-time high viewership (in the span of the last five years) for a South Park Episode premiering on a Tuesday when it was raining" or some shit like that?

>>213840730
That's actually hilarious. I now support Gavin Newsom for the presidency for the migger butthurt and 8 years of non-stop seething.

>>213840681
But Trump won the Election (again)?

>>213840577
must be exclusively libs, I don’t know anyone that watches SP anymore. Nobody is even talking about the show.
>>213840681
looks like they are still sensitive, stay losing anon

>>213842720
>record-breaking ratings

See:>>213840652

>>213840652
>only 400,000 people watched it on Comedy Central but Warner claimed it got over six million

This is highly antisematic

>>213842774
>Nobody is even talking about the show.


Which really explains the endless whining about South Park being bad on a daily basis now, doesn’t it.

>>213842835
>the endless whining about South Park being bad on a daily basis now
This is just you complaining about people on the Internet saying your cartoon for manchildren isn't funny.

>>213840373 (OP)
South Park used to be a sharp political satire that was not afraid to go against the establishment. But then when Trump won in 2016 the showrunners had a meltdown and turned out to be onions libtard cucks. Instead of exposing democrats they started shitting on Trump and since then the show went to shit.

I hope Trump closes them.

>>213841552
Why is nobody talking about this?

>SOUTH PARK POSTS RECORD SHATTERING RATINGS AFTER EPICLY OWNING CHEETO HITLER
>go and look up the numbers
>400k and 800k viewers
>for a show that used to do 4-5million
Do they think we're stupid? Those ratings aren't even special by their post 2020 standards

I'm sure the bots are working overtime on whatever shitty streaming service they put it on though

>>213840373 (OP)
That "record breaking" is Share. How much of the viewers in its timeslot it got. Which, in Summer when it's no up against other new programs is meh. Absolute ratings are at 2018 levels, so -- yay?

>>213842863
Dude it's just normal-ass money laundering. Rich people give each other millions all the time just to move numbers around. It's legal.

>>213840373 (OP)
So is every episode of South Park from now on just gonna be Trey chasing those “orange man / whatever reCHUDlican in the news the status quo mainstream media programs all the NPCs that they must hate or else = BAD!” good boy points? Pretty gay honestly

>>213842911
>the guy who bankrolled Hunter Biden bankrolling the Southpark guys has absolutely nothing to do with Southpark being blatantly partisan for the better part of a decade now

Yeah, OK, sure.

>>213842938
Huh? Speak up Ivan

>>213840406
"Bully" implies you have actual force & intimidation on your side.
Liberals are more like the one spazzy kid on the playground that had some sort of learning-disability and would have spastic fits of screaming & crying after even minor altercations with other students. Nobody really "feared" that kid, they just sort of pitied him and rolled their eyes & tried to ignore him whenever he started having another one of his "episodes".

>>213840825
>I seriously wish one of these useless tech billionaires would just fund good shows so they can have 1 final season.

>>213840373 (OP)
>Trey's still pissed about 2016
Kinda funny

>>213842895
Pretty much, streaming made every single new show record breaking in some new convoluted way. And even those unimpressive ratings will drop like a rock in a week or two when the novelty wears off. No one is going to tune in 10 times just to see a recap of what they just read on BluSky but reenacted with cartoon characters

>>213840373 (OP)
>What sort of Parody would play well with our Millenial/Zoomer Audience? ...Ah, I know! A Fantasy Island parody! In 2025!

How out of touch are these faggots?

>>213842856
No, I’m ridiculing the coping and silly claims that nobody cares about SP

>>213840373 (OP)
I hope Trey Parker enjoys writing his jib-jab flash cartoon from Gitmo

I'm glad your favorite cartoon is doing well even though I stopped watching after season 21. If this is what you need to feel good after your party lost, then go ahead.

>>213842938
It’s a bit of a cope to claim South Park is only making fun of Trump because uhhhhhh the creators share an acquaintance with Hunter Biden so clearly they’re bribed or something

>>213842859
It's not just that they went full TDS, it was at that time when the show went from having occasional topical episodes to most of them being just a recap of what happened in US politics over the last week.

They literally ran out of ideas

>>213842922
They've completely run out of ideas, everything's going to be ripped from the headlines or parodies of other media. No comedy should last longer than 12 seasons.

>>213843018
They don't though. Southpark was already more or less "irrelevant" culturally 5+ fucking years ago, and as has been explained to you already in this thread, the "record-breaking viewership" that supposedly proves this wrong is a laughable fucking lie.

You are, indeed, mad that people are calling your manchild cartoon "unfunny".

>>213843048
They think they're saving america with a retarded cartoon

>>213843044
Actually it explains why they haven't made a single crack about the DNC in 8 fucking years, despite 8 straight years of the DNC showing America their ass, but go ahead and lie instead. It's all Democrats do anyway these days.

>>213843066
It was irrelevant after they needed to make episodes about world of warcraft and faggot nerd shit

>When you lose so hard in real-life that your only thing left to mentally retreat to us a fucking cartoon made for manchildren.

Lmao

>>213843097
>blue team vs red teaming
gayer than sucking off a dude

>>213841287
>I don't know how they're allowed to get away with giving completely false streaming numbers on everything. There should be some kind of regulation on it, even if just to ensure transparency for shareholders

It would already be illegal, it would be fraud. There's multiple people that are deeply concerned with ratings, producers, advertisers, above and below the line talent, shareholders. Lying about rating would result in massive lawsuits from all of them, and the numbers themselves would be difficult to hide especially when there are third party tracking services.

The numbers are for the most part accurate, what you do get is a little twisting of the truth. Take the case of House of the Dragon being more popular than Game of Thrones. It's in the fine print. That quote is referencing on HBOs streaming platform. GOT had more viewers but they we still mostly through cable as HBO GO, then HBO MAX, then MAX hadn't really become a popular thing yet.

>the DNC
>Democrats

Why Trump not released the Epstein files to expose the Dems?

>>213843097
>Everyone:
Just a friendly grandpa who loves kids

>Social retarded virgins on 4chan
"OMGG PEDO!!!!"

>>213840528
South Park is like the Peanuts if Schultz made jib jab tier cringe for 30 years

>>213840652
more like over 6 million thought about it because it got shoved down their throat by shills

>>213840373 (OP)
Have they called out israel yet?

>>213840373 (OP)
I like it when all political sides make a big tantrum so this is good for me

>>213843066
>It’s a lie because it hurts my feelings

Awwwww, someone needs a nap

>>213840373 (OP)
You know he's right

>>213840730
haha

>>213840373 (OP)
Trump 2016 absolutely mind broke these guys. Obsessed.

Now that mail in ballots are going to be illegal they're going to have to get used to Trump and JD Vance. At least 8 more years.

>can't talk about how shit south park is anymore without retards screeching that you're just an upset magapede
Well done matt and trey you slimy jew cocksuckers

>>213843130
>>213843158
>Dude stop talking about partisan politics in this show that is now partisan-funded partisan propaganda!

Leftists have truly run out of viable arguments.
They've basically given up, but dogmatically refuse to admit it.

>>213840730
Thing about the orange nigger, at least you know the stupid shit he writes is actually by him, this SNL reject shit from some group of writers is fucking cringe

>>213843538
I don't need my politicans to be "authentic" or "relatable", I need them to not frivolously deploy the national guard

Migger scum just can't stop losing

>>213840373 (OP)
totally irrelevant mean spirited. yuck

>>213840373 (OP)
Mrna vax pushing retards. Treystein and Mattowitz.

>>213840730
He's stopped writing things in all caps now because of these shitposts, it's hilarious

>>213842859
Trump is just easy fodder for something like South Park.

>>213843590
>2016+9
>Still cant me
The Left Everybody.

>>213840730
kek, 3 points for gruesome newsom

>>213843928
>The Left Everybody.
>cry about cartoon and reply to obvious bait.
The right everybody.
Keep em coming faggots.

>>213841552
This episode makes sense. I couldn't understand how there was zero joe biden jokes. He was a walking comedy goldmine. Such a shame they'd sell out after being genuinely funny in the 90s when I was growing up. RIP genuine libertarian trey and matt.

>>213843893
No, he didn't lol

>>213843885
you don't even know what mrna is

I agree that most Democrat leaders lack charisma but it is weird when Trump supporters say that.
You support a guy who paints himself orange every day, launches memecoins and talks like narcissist on shrooms.

>>213840373 (OP)
Epstein files

>>213843979
Surprised they had South Park in ruzzia.

>>213843979
They'd never have the balls to mock anyone trying to stop orange man bad

>suppressed their tds until they got a 1bil contract
Typical

>>213840732
It is for cable. Pathetic.

>>213840796
Same as "number 1 movie in the world" on every movie.

>>213840373 (OP)
Bet this is their last season.

three and a half more years :)

>>213840730
This guy forced millions of people into poverty

relax

>>213840373 (OP)
I've spoken to leftist friends who watched the new season and say it's basically tds at this point. Everyone is so tired of Trump jokes at this point.

>>213840406
>>213842962
>retarded kid makes the bully Trump and his cronies mad af over some stupid jokes
Now that's just sad.

>>213844186
Source: the Kremlin

>>213843518
they got a 1.5B deal for the new seasons, so of course there's going to be heavy shilling across the internet to promote it. also, they're probably one of the best propaganda tools at the democrats' disposal.

Why are Trump faggots so sensitive and bitchy?

>>213840758
About a week ago, I think.

>>213844476
>gaslighting
Reality is observable. TDS is real.
Seek help, retards.

>>213844476
They're having trouble accepting that they are the mainstream now and the counterculture is against them.

>>213844476
It's not right to attack President at this point when he fights the deep state and tries his best to fix the country.

>>213840652
Didn’t ask.

>>213844476
they finally realized Trump is a fraud with the whole Epstein stuff, but they're in too deep to back out

>>213840373 (OP)
>9.5/10 on IMDb
>highest ratings recorded
>b-b-but they made fun of my orange pedo
Lol.

>>213840825
I don't know about the Expanse, but Wheel of Time sucked total ass.

>>213840730
yeesh, talk about trying too hard :/

>>213840373 (OP)
>>213840406
I didn’t think conservatives were the fragile ones

Sad

>>213844681
They're not. It's typical leftists thinking they are on to something and gaslighting everyone else to think they are too.

They believe it's damage but yet again, they are punching themselves in the face expecting it to hurt others.

>>213844698
Any examples?

>>213844717
You see it every week. How many companies went fully left/woke and had to close their game studio or movie studio? Budlight, Jaguar, it goes on and on.

The left/woke is unpopular, and it's why it has to be forced into everything. And when they do force it into something, it soon dies off.

Just some examples for you of them punching themselves in the face and expecting it to hurt others.

We are still laughing.

>>213844654
Trump is not pedo unlike dems, no proof that he was on the list.

>>213844777
You’re still framing it in left vs right terms. Exactly the lens they want you stuck in. Bread and circuses.

Yes, the “woke” stuff flops commercially, but that’s just the surface game. Bud Light, Disney, Netflix originals, it’s all disposable product in the circus tent. The real point isn’t whether it sells, it’s that we’re trained to argue about which team’s propaganda is dumber instead of noticing how both sides keep you locked into the same loop.

The system doesn’t care if a movie studio shuts down or a beer loses market share. That’s small burn. What matters is attention: you’re still measuring everything through their left/right scoreboard instead of stepping outside the arena altogether.

So sure, laugh, but remember who built the stage you’re laughing on.

Still not watching.

I don't know why people think marketing on /tv/ will get me to watch.

>>213844777
Imagine thinking companies are leftist because they ran a few woke ad campaigns.

>>213844801
Absolutely. That's why it's all coming down. All of it.

>>213844819
Yeah lmao. If corporations were actually “leftist,” BlackRock wouldn’t hedge on both parties every election cycle. They don’t care about ideology, only control.

A few rainbow ads or “woke” campaigns don’t make a company left wing, they’re just marketing experiments. When they flop, they pivot. When they hit, they double down.

>>213844786
Now THIS is coping.

>>213844808
Didn’t ask.

>>213844857
Exactly. What matters is identifying the tactics. The patterns. It is all being studied and traced to source.

Gaslighting normal everyday people will not help in deterring.

The Communist Jewish woke left cannot help itself but to destroy itself.

>>213844476
forced to whiteknight for a convicted felon pedo, they're stuck in the sunken cost fallacy and it's driving them crazy

>>213844032
>You support a guy who paints himself orange
Who cares? Literally every politician does shit to their skin. Do you not remember Trudeau's eyebrows literally falling off?

>launches memecoins
The fuck you even talking about?

>and talks like narcissist on shrooms
Meaningless.

He also knows what a "woman" is, understands the role of Police is to stop Crime and understands illegal immigrants fuck the Working Class.

>>213844476
>t. has meltdowns over Blue-Jean Ads

>>213844211
>Being a Democrat in 2025
Now that's just sad.

>>213844620
>I don't want to know the ACTUAL facts, I want to know only what The Party wants me to believe!
Yeah I bet, retard.

>>213844939
They're not democrats, they're lolbertarians.

>>213844801
>Wokeoids lose
>"A-A-Actually it doesn't m-matter!..."
Every time.

>>213844962
See: >>213841552

>>213840406
Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and still getting bullied. Kek what a bitch.

>>213844992
Cool /pol/ infographic, grandpa, did you share it on facebook?

>>213844808
>>213844949
>Hi guys my name is Keith. I thought you should know I’m not watching the show you guys are talking about.

>>213844654
>MUH IMDb SCOOOORE!
Holy shit, this is what leftshits have been reduced to?

>>213842712
Underrated

>>213845007
>It's just a "/pol/ infographic"; and therefore not real; if I don't like it!
Ah, this must be that "post-fact world" I keep hearing about.

>>213842979
Who funded this?

>>213840652
Never forget the 6 million viewers. South Park has 8 million loyal fans who never miss an episode. 10 million viewers is easy for a show like them them. Magathugs are seething a quality cartoon can make fun of trump and get 12 million viewers.

>>213844476
KEK

>>213845043
Sorry I don't have the energy to educate boomers with redpill syndrome and this isn't the board for it anyway.

>>213840652
They're viewbotting their own shows just so they can land cushy jobs in the future

>>213845007
>infographic
>”nice 4chan post it’s a Facebook post”
>>213845043
just fyi person you’re talking to is either 11 years old or transgender with an intellectual disability

>>213840730
now this is epic for the win

>>213845183
>brings up troons out of nowhere
And here's the chud seethe these threads keep getting made for.

>>213845007
Either you're too dumb to google that guy yourself or you're baiting. I know it's the latter

>>213840825
>would just fund good shows so they can have 1 final season.
Everybody wanted a new season of Full metal Panic.The got a new season. Now nobody remembers FMP.

>>213845213
Anon why are you posting it here instead of redpilling normies on xshitter?

>>213840373 (OP)
>400k
>Show used to have millions
How is this record-breaking?

>>213843989
>electricity is expensive
>stop making more electricity
is this 4d chess?

>>213845034
>im actually really smart im just not good at taking tests

>>213845233
It's literally an ad. It tells yu when the next episode is airing because they need more viewers lmao.

>>213845233
>430,000 live viewers on Comedy Central
>5.9 million total viewers across Comedy Central and Paramount+ within first three days—a record-high season premiere not seen since 1999

>>213840652
>Amazon calls Wheel of Time their #2 all time most streamed series
They can't seriously expect anyone would believe that right? Lol

>>213840577
>Leftists
>Not Rightwingers looking for clips to bitch over.

>>213845204
The reason is to portray a certain state of mind associated with the condition. media literacy fail.

>>213840818
First they laugh at you, then they threaten you. Then they copy you.

>>213844910
>>launches memecoins
>The fuck you even talking about?
Now THIS is a slave. A most willing slave where pride in his ignorance is the highest virtue.

>>213844978
*whoosh*

>>213840652

>>213840373 (OP)
>Record viewership of this episode
>Source a leftist organization that hates trump says so
>STOP QUESTIONING THIS!

LMFAO

>>213840796
>Do networks ever actually prove the numbers, or is it all "dude, trust me!"
Back in the nelson ratings it was literally
>Dude I am nelson simply trust me!
They can literally make shit up or say that this 1 guy watched it on this day and since 1 guy = 100.000 people they can make up shit hard.

PS: South park was not interesting for over 11 years and it was never funny.

PS2: Trump AKA Zio Don is a retarded republican! Literally the only good thing he ever did was make the leftists go insane!

>>213845375
I’m guessing you’re supposed to be the little anime girl in the picture? Do you self-insert as the girl often, or is that just how you cope with reality? Genuinely curious if you ever look at your posts and realize you’re roleplaying as a cartoon schoolgirl online.

>>213843523
>Leftists have truly run out of viable arguments.
Was it not in 2020? When they literally confirmed they are cultists who will do whatever CNN man says regardless how illogical?

>NOOOO You can not go shop or do anything it is the most dangerous virus in history!
>Oh hey lets all go outside to protest against racism together!

Or 2016 when they literally lost their mind and started running into walls and licking toilets because trump got elected?

>Leftists have truly run out of viable arguments.
You pretend like the shit they did say before made any sense whatsoever. Literally all their arguments are strawman or painting their opponents as devils or evil.

I swear if CNN man says
>Everyone needs to cut off their hands
>Because I have a gold coin in my ass
They do it.

>REEE Why are you questioning science!
>HE HAS A GOLD COIN IN HIS ASSS!
>I MUST AMPUTATE MY ARMS!
>GOLD COIN!

Leftism = sheep = CNN/MSNBS is your religion.

>>213845386
>I can not talk about how the ratings are literally a handful of guys who you must blindly trust to not tell lies.
LMFAO
I accept your unconditional surrender!

>>213845481
Settle down and take your warfarin before you stroke out again. They're just jokes on a cartoon you don't watch.

>saves your stupid faggot country and ends wars
>gets made fun of by homos for doing it
??? I can see non-americans being pissed because of gay ass tariffs but why would Americans get mad at him unless they're traitors?

>>213844654
I never laughed at a south park episode.
Like never I smirked at some ideas like when the kids literally got mecha godzilla magic talisman and everyone was WTF! Because in real life you freak out if this was real.

Then they turned into interesting like the Atheist future war.
And then since PC Principal showed up into literally meaningless garbage remember the remember berry plot who did go nowhere and retconed itself 3 times?
>Oh the berries are mind controlling you all
>Oh wait they are indestructible! (WTF?! you guys did eat them)
>No wait they are mortal and like walking around and we kill them YEY! (WTF happened to indestructible?)

I simply quit watching around this time.
The COVID special was one gigantic wast of time and one big retardation.

>>213845386
lmao owned that tranny

>>213845554
> wast of time
SAAAR

>>213845531
>and ends wars

It’s been seven months and he still hasn’t stopped the war in Ukraine. Instead he nearly started a war with Iran by bombing them

>>213845139
>I'm right, and I could prove it. ...B-B-But I won't!
Ah, of course. I'm sure it's not because you actually can't, and instead solely because you're too busy dilating.

>>213845517
>on a cartoon you don't watch.
CORRECT!

I did not watch it for a long time and I have no interest in watching it.
Does this make you mad?
See: >>213845554

Are you triggered that I basically voice my behavior in a thread where you are trying to shill this dead show? Is this making you angry.

>If you did not watch how can you know...
You retards mentioned ratings and I am here to inform everyone that they are made up. Since FOREVER back in the day it was easier since nelson can basically make shit up
>Whats this this guy did not write he watched TV at 16:30 to 20:00 ?
>Looks like he watched the show and it got another 100.000 viewers! Record breaking!

Now it is basically
>Blindly trust the streaming service to not tell lies!
>>213841287
>I don't know how they're allowed to get away with giving completely false streaming numbers on everything. There should be some kind of regulation on it, even if just to ensure transparency for shareholders but as
The regulation is basically
>When the streaming service numbers do not add up and the profits are not increasing then the investors will fire lots of CEOs.
And there is no problem as long as you understand that all of these numbers are made up and not different (only my generation can understand) then some guy in his basement having a visitation counter or voting system and it all relies on
>SIMPLY TRUST ME BRO

I never took any rating seriously I say what I like and I say what I do not like this is all.

>>213845204
The entire Leftwing has centered their movement around kow-towing to trannies. They literally oust you in disgrace if you question trannyism from within their party, even slightly (see: JK Rowling).

Therefore whenever talking to a leftshit it is completely valid to assume they are
1. A tranny
2. Someone who cheerleads for trannies, i.e. someone who may as well just be a tranny

That's not "obsession" (and assuming that it is is just you projecting and being obsessed with sex).
That's pattern-recogniton.

If you don't like the association, you should have thought about that before making yourself "the Tranny Party".

>>213845183
>with an intellectual disability
So like 100% of Democrat voters?

>>213845651
Brian, log off

>OOOOH FLIPPIN' ECK HANK, THOSE SOUTH PARK LADS ONLY GONE AND SAID THE PRESIDENT OF OUR FINE NATION GOT A SMALL WILLY ON THE TELLY BOX! THEY'VE ONLY GONE AND DONE IT AGAIN, OH MY DAAYYYYYYZZZ!
Explain yourselves, Americans.

it's funny they make fun of his mushroom dick and not that he's a corrupt pedophile

>>213842859
It was bad way before 2016

>>213845651
It's crazy how the very existence of trans and queer folk can mindbreak someone like this.

>>213842859
South Park was never particularly clever satire. What it was good at was tapping into the experience of actually being a child in some out of the way town.
Now it really is just two old men seething about whatever has them pissed off this particular week.

why are rightoids so easily triggered? like just dont watch the episode how are you mad lol?

>>213840796
Its "dude, trust me" since they are allowed to report "models" rather than raw views. Like they will have 300k raw views. But they will say they have a study that the average viewer watches with with other people. So that's actually 1.2M viewers. And then they will say that 20% users use some sort of untrackable device. So now they are up to 1.5M viewers. Oh, but also they should count trailer views for the episode as well, and there 1M raw views on that...so really 3.6M after fudging. Add to the episode numbers and suddenly you have 5.1M views...a huge success!

Unfortunately, you need to cancel s2 though, because those 300k subscribers don't justify $20M per episode.

Trump is terrible. South Park is terrible. But Matt and Trey are the clear winners here. They cashed out big and put out some lazy shit to troll the Trump cultists, and it's worked. Like who the fuck cares? You're the ones making South Park relevant again by seething over this dumb shit.

>>213840373 (OP)
Thy didn't mention anything about how many that viewed it tho, only that it got "record-breaking ratings". Whatever the fuck that means.

>>213845240
>schizo non-sequitur
Mind-broken by TDS.

>>213845386
>I’m guessing you’re supposed to be the little anime girl in the picture?
What schizo-drivel is this?
Why are leftists so mentally ill? Trump has literally broken you.

>>213845300
Order I'm just not obsessed and terminally-online as you are?

>>213840373 (OP)
We have spoken, we need a dedicated show that makes fun a Trump!
A dedicated animated show!!’

>>213840813
This anon thinks people don’t get the “joke”. Kek please anon wake up

>>213845531
A lot of illegal-immigrants, drug-dealers and rapists (or at least the people who support them) are REALLY MAD about his tough-on-crime policies.

>>213845240
kek

>>213845579
>It’s been seven months and he still hasn’t stopped the war in Ukraine.
>Omg why can't he magically just pull peace-treaties out of his ass?!?! >:O

>>213840652
they canceled every show that began during the biden era because the people in charge of the white house forced every studio to have a black man white woman couple as the main characters and no one wants to watch that shit

>>213845013
lol

>>213845868
Who the fuck is "Brian" and why does your schizo-faggot ass think I know or care?

>>213846010
>trans and queer folk

>>213846672
Hey Raj we don't do avatars on this site SAAAR.

>>213840406
Bullying is based and tradpilled.

>>213841552
Damn, that's crazy
Wait until you hear out the kind of people Trump fraternized with in NY

Daily Reminder that Leftists are provably statistically more likely to have lower IQ's, largely due to being like 90% brown by this point.

If you're talking to a far-left chump it is unironically extremely likely you're talking to a brown window-licker on the other end.

>>213846681
kek

>>213846743
You do realize they're not leftists, right?

>>213843097
It takes a special kind of ostriching to bang the
>Joe Biden was a pedophile because he kissed a child's head
drum in the current year

>>213846722
>Wait until you hear my baseless and self-contradictory conspiracy-theories!
Yeah, I'm sure that'll be a match for the facts & documented evidence.

>>213846743
Daily reminder that every study conducted on the issue concluded that higher IQ correlates with progressive views but sure you make your own headcanon.

>>213846804
>Literally hundreds of instances of Biden creeping on children, documented in footage in public, his own daughter saying in her own words her borderline molested her, etc.
Vs.
>Some gay, baseless conspiracy-theories that leftist faggots didn't even pretend were real barely a year ago

>>213846816
I'm talking about his close friend, by his own admission.
You know the guy he's been photographed with more than any other person.

>>213846866
Wonder what those studies would be like if they had properly unbiased selection criteria so the participants shared a ethnic and cultural common denominator

>>213844654
>that pic
my sides

>>213846886
>>213846816
Ikr what kind of complete idiot would fall for such crude conspiracy theories

>>213846966
>”we don’t talk about it!”
>does nothing but talk about it

>>213846866
Lmao, wrong.
Why the FUCK would a high IQ person think that Communism works or that Covid's infection-rates care WHAT you're protesting?
Lmao.

>>213846907
>You know the guy he's been photographed with more than any other person.
This is how we know that you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>213847069
>democrats and republicans
>one unsourced example
Good job proving your verbal IQ falls in the single digit range

>>213844801
>>213844834
>Bread and circuses.
Yep. Look at these peasants ITT flinging shit. They're harmless when they're against their neighbor instead of against the state. Modern serfs.

>>213840604
>south park turned on trump
>fuentes turned on trump
>hillary clinton praising his (((foreign policy)))
bros, how did it get to this?

>>213840652
>I am never going to believe streaming numbers about anything.
Oh no how horrible this will surely beat the leftist jews

Fuck both sides, they are both whores for jewish pedophiles. That out of the way the show is just objectively not funny anymore. They rely on shock for comedy, and what was shocking in the 90's aint shocking no more. Zoomers won't believe this, but once upon a time little kids saying "fuck" on tv and open air gays/trannies was rare and shocking.

>>213846816
What baseless accusations dude. The fact that they were close friends in NY is an established fact. Both of them admitted it, everyone around them admitted it and there's several videos and pictures with them together.

>>213847374
You're being sarcastic, but nothing seems to upset jews more than saying they are lying about numbers.
>muh six million viewers

>>213847097
You are free to provide any other person that Epstein has been photographed with more times. I guess Ghislaine technically counts.

>>213847414
>ghislaine
HOOCHIE MAMA

>>213847400
>but nothing seems to upset jews more than saying they are lying about numbers.
or that they cant genocide palestinians

I believe that Trump never touched any kids, he would have seen the honeypot a mile off being a scumbag. I also believe it doesn't matter, he associated with and defended jews raping white kids.

>>213847452
why do you pretend to care about kids? trump is fixing the country, and you give a shit about some whore that got diddled 30 years ago?

>>213847486
You are the leftist trying to bait out responses, but there's no country to fix if we let the jews, who rape children, in charge.

>>213847486
>why do you pretend to care about kids?
because he is not a psychopath who cares more about your daddy-figure than innocent children who gets trafficked by people close to your daddy, among others

>>213847525
innocent children get trafficked every fucking day, retard
you think there'll be fewer of them trafficked if the world gets WORSE?

>>213847513
87% of people on epstein's flight list are non-jews, and multiple of his accusers are jewish women
your narrative doesn't even make sense

>>213847542
>innocent children get trafficked every fucking day, retard
ah i guess we should let your daddy and his pack of jews roam free then?
>if the world gets WORSE?
nice meme pedo-lover

People pretend Southpark was "based" "back in the day". "Bro you need to see the early episodes". Yeah like season 1 where you need to let big gay al be the boy scout leader because he'll never molest your children. It's that dirty redneck with a wife you have to look out for.
I guess if you destroy going outside then all the youth has is Jewish tv slop to fill the gap. Bravo Matt (((Stone))). I'm sure your black stripper wife will bring you home lots of gummies for you. I'm convinced cuckolds are closet homos who use their wife as a self insert to harvest semen for themselves. Prove me wrong pro tip you cant.

None of the posters here are american. Let that sink in.

>>213847569
A jewish funded jewish spy runs a black mail ring comprised of jews in order to get even more jewish control of a foreign government. yeah shlomo, the fuck was I thinking

>>213847513
And yet you keep voting for the biggest jewish cocksucker in recent memory

>>213847573
i think instead i'd rather they rape you, democrat-san

>>213845386
LOL fuckin saved

>>213847573
>just open the borders back up, PLEASE!
nah get fucked kikes lol

>>213847630
>hehe i will just deflect and pretend like im not a pedo-protector
nice meme faggot

>>213840373 (OP)
The more you seethe the more they’re gonna keep doing it. That’s the whole point. South Park doesn’t stop when someone gets offended, that’s when they double down. Every reply, every angry rant, every “this isn’t clever” post is just proof they hit the mark. You’re basically volunteering to be the punchline.

>>213847626
Here's the other candidate lighting her husband's menorah btw

>>213847626
sure, he lied and didn't do what he said he was going to do, but in comparison to the other side that didn't even bother lying and said they'd throw you in jail for calling out jews as child diddlers, it was the right choice at the time. We all knew he was probably lying, but the distant chance he wasn't made it worth the shot.

>>213847643
>borders
close them down, i dont care
execute mexicans in the street, i dont care
burn tacos in the town square, i dont care
but stop protecting pedophiles you faggot

>>213847656
No one is seething harder than Matt and Trey

>>213841611
I remember being a naive liberal daily watcher of the daily show. I honestly waited about a year for Jon Liebowitz to start cutting loose on Obama for being a retard. Instead I got to learn who McConnel and other nobodies were. Brave! Stunning AND brave!

>>213847658
how do normies look at shit like this and then jared kushner and trump's merry band of kikes and never once question anything? it's genuinely baffling

>>213847669
> fell for it again award

>>213847696
Jordan Peterson has a great video on this

>Yes, Jews may in fact be 40% of all millionaires. They're also 40% of all Americans with an IQ over 140. Isn't it remarkable how those numbers dovetail?

I always thought political turmoil would create great works of important art.

Who knew that it would instead sap creatives of their sanity and drive them, herd-like and uncomprehending towards artistic impotency.

>>213841611
I thought so too, until you lot started obsessively whining about. Now I see that it was part of the joke. The joke that is you.

>>213847689
Look at ICE trying to act like they’re “in on it.” They don’t even realize they’re the butt of the joke. It’s pure bully dynamics...South Park drags them, and instead of taking the L they slap the cartoon on their profile and pretend they’re friends with their bully. That’s not clever, that’s NASCAR-tier blue collar MAGA brain rot.

>>213847689
Look at ICE trying to act like they’re “in on it.” They don’t even realize they’re the butt of the joke. It’s pure bully dynamics...South Park drags them, and instead of taking the L they slap the cartoon on their profile and pretend they’re friends with their bully. That’s not clever, that’s NASCAR-tier blue collar MAGA brain rot.

>>213847718
Didn't really lose anything, so eh. At the very least now there is more attention being pointed towards jew pedophiles getting away with it

>>213847754
to be fair, this is an extremely common thing
pretty much every faggot on twitter has some banner that shows a famous person responding to them once as an insult

>>213847754
Well, you tried. Again you're just letting them know it bothered you.

>south park just replaced rachel maddow

how anyone can think this is a win is a mystery

>>213840373 (OP)
>record breaking premiere
>less than 1/4 of the viewers than when the show peaked a decade and a half ago

>>213847754
>Look at ICE trying to act like they’re “in on it.” They don’t even realize they’re the butt of the joke.
Lol, seethe.

>>213847863
bye bye bad Mexicans
bye bye

>>213842859
The president of the united states isn't the establishment i guess

>>213847863
>You fucking chuds have no media literacy! The third world needs to come to America!
Open borders destroys nations.

Just checking in to see if chuds are still seething over the jokes on a cartoon they don't watch. Yep!

>>213840373 (OP)
Don't tell me 30-40 year old millenial losers actually watch this shit still lmao

>>213847863
kek it’s like when a bully pantses some little dweeb and the dweeb turns around like “haha good one sir! im part of the joke you’re laughing WITH ME, not AT ME!”
Reply if brown.

>>213845256
>adding fake streaming numbers
LMAO

if they were actually edgy they'd make fun of how much he sucks Israel cock

>>213844476
Loyalty.

>>213844476
Well, most of them are uneducated and, so start there.

Lmao chuds Seething again

>>213847754
>NASCAR-tier blue collar MAGA
lol why are they always nascar fans what is up with that

>>213840732
They didn't say which record. Could have been the most people with names that start with Z watching at 3:42 am on a Tuesday for Paramount+ .

>>213848167
>5.9 million total viewers across Comedy Central and Paramount+ within first three days, a record-high season premiere not seen since 1999
Why don't indians know how to use google?

>>213848195
How many people were streaming on Paramount+ in 1999?

So uhh what happened here
How'd he post it twice in 18 seconds and then delete one of them

>>213848246
Some indian guy got mad and copied the first post to make it look like a bot. The first poster deleted his and the indian guy still hasn't figured out how to delete it.

>>213843278
>>213848020
Nigger, Matt and Trey are not shy about their support of Israel. They were among the 2,000 celebrities who signed this, along with Haim Saban and Gal Gadot.

Why the fuck would they shit on their own worldview?

>>213848320
HOW DARE THEY! I'M OUTRAGED!!! THEY SHOULD APOLOGIZE!!1

Im pretty sure that they get that they are the butt of the joke or whatever, they just know that if you sperg out then South Park is just gonna make even more fun of you, so they just embrace it and say its "kinda funny"

>>213840654
In the mail?

>>213844681
Have you seen them lately? Bunch of crybabies needing safe spaces.

>>213848195
Did you directly cite the article in the OP written by an Indian, published on an Indian website?

>>213840730
All the seething this guy causes. He must be doing something right then

>>213840373 (OP)
>South Park finally gives into the low hanging fruit of feeding into TDS 10 fucking years after he announced his intentions to run for prez
Sad indeed

>>213844533
What is the Right's version of South Park? Mr. Birchum? Only one if these is mainstream.

>>213848215
Okay good point lol.
>>213848527
I didn't even know it was an Indian website thanks for the useless info SAAAR

>>213848565
4chan

>>213840730
Made me smile desu

>>213842859
They were before they made it big in Hollywood, then they 100% sold out. This happened sometime before Obama was elected as there wasn't a single joke made about him.

>>213845481
Saying this when you voted for a man who refuses to read briefings because he prefers to watch Fox News instead is ballsy.

>>213848659
To be fair to them, Obama is kinda hard to make fun of. The fat orange pedo is light lifting.

Those dick sucking faggots are going to prison

>>213848320
Maybe I’m retarded but do you have a screenshot of their signatures for that? I can’t find it.

>>213848762
Shh, let the children play.

>>213848677
The only fun thing they did with Trump was Garrison's first episode with the "fuck them all to death" gag.
Canadian Trump and now Sadam Turmp are just South Park internal references which get old really quickly.

>>213848565
The New Norm.

>>213847863
>>213847984

Nothing pisses a bully off more than his victim embracing the ribbing and making a joke out of it himself. Bullies are sadists who enjoy inflicting pain - if there is no pain, there is no enjoyment.

>>213848881
Come on, anon. How unsocialized are you that you think this is true?

Explain how is it legal to make humiliating porn deepfake of Prssident? Why Trump doesnt sue them?

This is a heartbreaking moment for america, i'm not sure our spirit can survive this

>>213847237
He's been in politics for a decade. He's just another politician now.

>>213848914
>Explain how is it legal to make humiliating porn deepfake of Prssident?
Deal with it pajeet

>>213848914
>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE DEEPFAKE SAAAAAAAAAAR

>>213848970
I was really expecting a penis there.

>>213844476
Failure to release Epstein files led to an unresolved identity crisis. Stuff that should just be shrugged off now results in screeching.
This is the red hat version of liberals crying when Hillary lost. What a world.

>>213840577
You stumbled upon the true reason behind the enshittification of everything. Women are very easy to market to and they spend way way more money than men. Society was reworked to put as much money as possible in the hands of women because they are the superior consumer. Culture was also molded to appeal to women. Sites like OG reddit bemoaned the demographics of their userbase because males were not attractive to advertisers. This was all a last gasp effort to min max short term capitalistic gains. It's a short term windfall in exchange for a planned collapse. There is no possible eternal growth so a crash has to inevitably occur in order for the line to ever go up again.