Thread 213842442

HOH: Rachel
Noms: Rylie, Morgan, Mickey
Veto: Lauren

previously on /bb/: >>213838664

PUNT BOREN AND BITCHMODE INTO THE SUN

another win for bug brother

Rachel is gonna talkblock until the last hg goes to bed, probably Vince around 4 AM

i keep forgetting vinny is a pussy

is the garden closed?

>>213842474
building that wall comp sweetie

ROPEHEAD HAS THE VOTES

morgan is disgusting

>>213842470
He's a 5'7" unemployed 30-somthing Millennial beta male. Many such cases.

>>213842321
i feel like if vince pulls lauren and they blindside kat keanu kelley. why not just put vince and lauren up now. like who the fuck are they allied with. thats two easy noms no one in the house would get mad at except morgan

>>213842470
>>213842493
this is why I root for him, he's just like me

>>213842470
>>213842493
>falling for his act

>morgan dyes her hair to not turn gray
more jewish than ava confirmed

>>213842493
he's literally me

I can see Vince posting with us on /bb/ next year. He fits the demographic.

The undoing of this Judges alliance will be Won't being left out of late night talks.

>>213842512
is early greying a jewish thing?

>>213842526
Yeah I'm sure he'd love chatting with guys that want to eat his close friend's poop

rachels hair rn though

Sex with Lauren

ashley with those glasses is iconic

why is morgan letting her sleeves fall down and exposing herself like that? does she think ashley is gay or is she doing it for the cameras?

Ashley Wintour

>>213842613
she thinks she's sexy

didnt catch the rest of the dance cause pluto ads

>>213842617
>>213842622
the devil wears prada

Again, Vince is retarded if he keeps Morgan over Rylie. They have the numbers and the comp winners if he stays.

If he abandons that side of the house, now all of the house can put him up with nobody but Morgan caring.

>>213842628
no straight man would disagree

>>213842644
Imagine Zae was still there to do cheers with them

>>213842617
queen

>>213842652
yup, he'll be an easy nom.
>vince i need you to go up as a pawn
>everyone will understand why you gotta go up

rylie gone. what's vinny's team? morgan and lauren? who's his fourth? he has no one

>>213842655
she's doing it on purpose to appear sexy

>>213842652
keanu will be disappointed by the second betrayal but trust him this one last time moving forward

>>213842676
Morgan Lauren Kelly Keanu
and Kat becomes a pissed free agent but she's definitely not working with the other side so he can mist her back

>>213842661
wouldve been higher energy with actual lyrics rather than just saying big brother a thousand times

>>213842685
Not even Keanu is that dumb and Kat will be spitting venom and poisoning Lauren against him which in turn loses Kelley

>>213842676
if rylie's gone that means vince voted him out. should be proof of loyalty to morgan. this aint gonna happen though just because vinnie dont vibe with em.

Morgan thinks Kelley is undecided about the vote because Kelley really genuinely likes her a lot

How do you have so much energy to yap at 1am

>>213842676
he’ll wear blackface and takeover the nucookout from the inside

>>213842696
so vinny burns kelly, keanu, and kat and gets them back. he truly is a mastermind

>>213842729
close the thread. no comment will top this

kek the seeds Adrian planted to "destroy Mickey's game" are finally sprouting

>>213842759
the best time to planet a tree was 500 years ago. 2nd best is today - King Keanu

I can’t stop braping thinking about Thursday’s vote guys

>>213842731
Kelly is a mindbroken retard who will die for him even though he's done nothing for her all game
Keanu will never believe his last bro in the house is against him.

i dont think kat will do anything if rylie is evicted. she cant go scorched earth while being on an island. she will say its better for her game that he is gone and thank vince kek

>>213842793
If Lauren turns on Vinny, Kelley follows suit. If the house is against Vinny, Keanu abandons the ship. It's a horrible move

what if vince can somehow convince them and not have it be a blindside

>>213842843
He weakens the stronger side of the house and the weak side have an easier time voting him out

>>213842442 (OP)
Sounds like a porno movie glorious name: A Husband of Big Boobs 27

They don't laugh like this with Rope

>>213842818
I don't see Lauren turning on Vinny or Kelley following her if she does. Lauren isn't decisive enough to start a faction. Kat maybe.
And Kelley is both socially retarded and thinks they have a legit final 2. Her only alliance with Lauren is Kelley's fake whites-only group.

>>213842759
oh please lmao

>>213842882
she is a classic energy vampire

hasn't been a correct decision made all game. why should it stop now?

>>213842912
I'm not saying it's impossible to recover but there's no point to risk it for such little gain

Is it worth staying up for a possible Vince/Lauren conversation?

Dr will said "take calculated risks." vinny seems to want to play with no risks at all

someone enters the bathroom and they switch the feeds
thanks babes appresh you

>>213842976
I'm personally tapping out but that and this morgan/ashley/vince one could be good

vince in the bathroom now with morgan and ashley and rachel

>>213843137
vince probably thinking that sounds pretty good

>>213843137
vince, what more do you fucking want?

>>213843137
kek was she pitching him to tell lauren to keep mickey?

is ashley a very picky eater or something? she spends half the time pulling cheese out of her grilled cheese and dropping it on her plate and then picking at her orange slices because there is too much skin

vince will be praying every moment from now until blockbuster that simpmode wins it, because he's living on the edge being the crucial vote

should i make a big brother eats feed and just post all the caps of them eating?

>>213843211
hundred percent. im sorta falling into that camp as well. id like to see vince rat game continue

>>213843194
i think she has new veneers, hence the mirror smiling and being awkward with her mouth

kek Ashley telling Vince that Lauren 100% knew that Rylie would be the renom. Vince probably shitting himself rn.

Vince just found out Lauren knew Rylie was the renom

>>213843234
lauren hasn't even told him this yet right? lmao

>>213843211
s10. dan in the memphis/jesse vote. turned out pretty good for dan

>>213843234
kek did he not find that out last night??

>>213843234
now they are telling him lauren doesnt want that getting out so he cant mention it

>>213843234
>>213843249
>>213843249
i might have missed a lot but why would that freak out Vince?

>>213843253
he was still trying to sell the lie today so I don't think so

well this convo should convince vince that there is no way he is dodging lauren and him being paired together

>>213843266
his plan was for them to deny deny deny that lauren knew and gaslight the house about it, only to find out everyone knows the truth kek except like keanu

ashley saying kelley has a crush on rylie cause he reminds her of her boyfriend

>>213843266
He's been gaslighting everyone saying that there's absolutely no way Lauren would have ever used the veto if she knew Rylie could go up.

rachel looking trailer trash BODY-ODY with that top

>rachel: i think its rylie kat kelley keanu and you vince that are the five with lauren as well
>thats why they think they have the votes
vince must be fucking sweating

>>213843293
Why does every person in the house trust this weasel? Just look at him

imagine ever siding with these three cackling hags who obviously don't care about your position in the house

>>213843359
he's basically the only fan of the show besides rachel and he's a yes man

>>213843339
It's funny how Vince got himself backed into a corner

Ugh why did Rachel go back to these bitches

>>213843382
it's understandable why he did it but he really should have just stayed otb, he was never going home against m&m

>>213843393
because lauren used veto and rachel had to pivot

>>213843393
thanks to lauren

>>213843395
100 motherfucking percent. s10 dan threw veto and sat on the block week 2

>>213843393
she's scrambling for allies

rachel telling vince that she told lauren beforehand that rylie was going up. and that she told kat and rylie this as well

>>213842644
Is it me or is Ava losing weight?

>>213843444
you gonna wack?

Will is a coon

>>213843393
sans ropes they're her natural allies, can't blame her for that

i dont get this argument of who is going to take the shot if they dont get rylie out this week
like? uh, any of you guys?

Rachel likely knows Vince is lying. She has said to him twice now that she can't believe Lauren didn't tell him that Rylie could go up.

Save our game for us white boy

an out for vinny. he finds out mickey is voting to keep rylie. vince can say lauren won't flip so im voting with the house

if morgan wins blockbuster and vince actually votes out rylie….man

>morgan to vince: what are you thinking
kek. i bet vince is thinking how fucked he is if mickey wins blockbuster

>>213843565
He's not fucked. That side of the house is down on numbers and can't win shit.

>>213843565
he's thinking he misses zach to dickmist morgan for him

morgan saying she'll smoke rylie in the rope untangle puzzle

You are sick nasty, you are incredible, you looked really cool in yellow, I like your smile, you treat people with kindness, you are really funny, you are really good at cooking. There's a lot. The word sensational comes to mind when I think of you

>>213843597
hundo p

>>213843618
>the abridged version
doesn't do it justice, especially missing the minions bit
>You’re sick nasty, you’re incredible, you looked really cool in yellow, reminded me of the minions, I like your smile, you treat people with kindness, you’re really funny, you’re really really funny, you’re really good at cooking, your nails look good, still French, let me think, there’s a lot, there’s a lot its just like the word sensational just comes to mind when I think of you.

i have a feeling vince will actually try to convince lauren and im already pissed off

VINCE IS PANICKING

>ashleigh -- there's so much shit on the floor
imagine the smell

>>213843666
kek I never noticed her rapid blinking right after he does his barrel roll, I have to thank ropes endlessly doing it for making me pay attention to that

Rachel is going to clean the cum stains from the shower tomorrow. She was trying to get Keanu to do it earlier.

>>213843702
Vince gulped right after she said that too

>>213843711
it's okay vince if you gotta empty those pipes in the shower to keep your game up go ahead

>>213843699
for me its her elevated heart rate as he begins moving all the gear so he can do the roll up

>vince/rachel continuing to talk
keanu would be over the moon if he were filled in on it kek

perhaps king will rise for a 2am hot dog to find them talking

vince will vote out simp

gonce will vote out roehead

>>213843771
and lauren is going to go along with it

vince is running this house

vince telling rachel he has to keep morgan over rylie

>>213843869
he just told rachel he'll keep mickey over rylie. that's some bullshit

>>213843889
aye, i gotta wait till he links up with lauren to see what boss rat wants to actually do

>>213843889
he told lauren he'd vote out ropes no matter what so vince is going insanely high wire here, if simpmode loses blockbuster he's got some checks he can't cash to somebody

if vincenzo votes out simp he should get evicted the following week for making such a retarded play

>>213843956
voting out simp over morgan is understandable
voting him out over ropes is very stupid

Ah, so the story producers cut down the DRs into usable segments. Remember "Real Vegas" leaking spoilers and inside info during BB20 was later revealed to be one.

>>213843971
Isn't that obvious?

>>213844094
Ofter when people hear there are people working on "story," they take that as evidence the show is scripted or rigged

she's telling the story of crying in the bush without mentioning the bush

This is kinda fun basically getting an in-show podcast with Rachel as a guest.

>>213844129
I mean, they still have to adapt with what the players do. But as far as episodes it's obvious they need a narrative for the audience that they structure the DRs around.

comfy 3am late night interviews with big vince

I've been enjoying this chat but I've got to get some sleep or I'm fucked
night babes, enjoy the vinchel chat

and when Vincenzo shaves his mustache and dickmists the all female jury?

This is hilarious Millennial talk about dial-up internet, AIM, and Myspace

Oregon Trail, Number Munchers, Carmen Sandiego

>>213844422
max comfy

>>213844366
>finale night
>"vinny" in final two
>appears sans beanie
>appears sans mustache
>he is now vincenzo, debonair world traveler and gourmet grocery shopper
>anxious loser neet was all an act
>mindfucked you donkeys
>handed the check
>all the women swoon
>julie tells him he'll be seen in all-stars 3
>vincenzo says "we'll see, julie. we'll see."

blockbuster i remember those. but i tell you what had more soul was the asian joint that had a curtained off section that i went into one time before the asian store clerk yelled to my dad and he pulled me out before i could really identify anything

>>213844494
member video game rental places?

>>213844508
i dont remember ever really renting video games. was that like blockbuster too or gamestop?

>>213844525
this was back in the snes sega days. there was a place that rented out video games and systems, no vhs. i can't remember what it was called or if it was even a chain. it was a hundred years ago.

>>213844438
peak cinema

for a neet he certainly keeps his belongings neatly folded and orderly

sex with vince

fuck Hogg I’m the realest motherfucker in this thread I don’t give a fuck

Good morning ladies

>>213845095
morning hogg

later /bb/

GM Vincebros who we impaling today?

egg

>>213844741
>NEETs are all wretched slobs
Stop the stereotyping sister

my friends call me vince, but you can call me
egg

>>213845095
morning mr cliff

what did the egg say to the boiling water?
"it's going to take me a while to get hard, i just got laid this morning."

>>213842493
maybe hes secretly a rich entrepreneur

>>213846520
probably a Rachel fan, they are neetphobic bigots just like her

>>213845095
Ohayouuu Hogg Senpaiiiii
Guess it all comes down to blockbuster

Hey all.
BBO here. I really miss you guys.
I especially miss my friends, Bane Largeman and Frank (hiromoot). I miss you guys a lot. I'm sorry for leaving so abruptly. There was a lot going on in my life.

Anyways, I hope you are all enjoying the season. I have a baby boy now, with a baby girl on the way, and just do not have time for the show unfortunately. Hopefully in a few years I'll be able to watch again. If there's another OTT, I'm absolutely here.

Love you all. Hope its a great season. And hopefully you can enjoy the threads more a bit without my autism lol.

>>213844508
Blockbuster was how I used to get new games cheaper than buying them full price as a teenager. I'd just say I lost them and only have to pay like $38 bucks for them. It's no wonder they shut down

>>213843889
I think Rachel telling him about Brendon working the jury to get her votes and probably being the reason she won flipped him. Once his rat game gets exposed, a hypothetical jury with Keanu and Lauren would flip against him and Rylie/Kat would be working the jury to convince everyone to vote for the other. Taking out Rylie now would be the best move

NEETs grab a job application!!

EVICT ALL THE AFRICAN AMERICANS

>>213848030
Based!

>>213843221
yeah

lowkey need mickey to win blockbuster

>>213848361
near 0% chance mickey wins blockbuster unless there's extreme grodball involved

the lauren sleep cam is aimed in the wrong direction

>>213848030
so all of them except for Lauren?

>>213848361
Name that Atlanta hotspot.

>>213848909
well grod already gave us a rachel hoh lets hope she sees the vision in keeping the villain around for just a bit longer

>>213849369
>it's all college football related

>>213843293
He looks like he should be the burglar in a Home Alone reboot

They do sleep in the same bed.

There's no way to play the Paramount+ stream through VLC becaues it's paywalled right?

you see that veto on the wall back there. thats laurens

>>213850091
seems like someone was posting playlist earlier in the season

>>213850589
>>213850091

oh no wait it was pluto playlists, nm

So who's the FBJ of this season?
Also regarding Ava if they give them a good amount of booze I think she'll start twerking her fat ashkenazi ass in the BY

>>213850771
is she talking to the camera or just sitting there?

I wish Big Brother let you send TTS messages like Fishtank so I could send a very cheerful one to Kelley right now :)

>>213850814
K K K K K K K K CIRCUMFLEX K K K K VERTICAL BAR K K K K K

>>213850804
shes just sitting there but she said good morning

>>213850695
probably kelley as the FBJ

why are people still mad about FBJ two years later?

BIG MAK ATTACK

>>213850862
too wholesome for plutotv

lauren vertical position unconfirmed

>>213850814
Big Brother would actually make a shitload of money if they had some kind of audience interaction like TTS but it'd have to be heavily moderated and it's probably not worth it with how often feeds go down

>>213850814
>>213851541
>tts noise
>black guy voice: AVA, HOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP DO YOU NEED NEGGA? GET YOUR HAIRY JEWISH ASS OUT OF BED! JJJJJJJ

surprised bb isnt yelling at kelley for being ontop the fridge

>>213851541
>>213851627
being able to send SFX of classic bb fights

>>213851694
sending Ragan saying "the only thing real about you are the pimples on your chin" 100x per day

>>213851541
they would make a shitload of money if they charged an additional fee for us to have the ability to choose whichever room we wanted to watch at any given time, too. But they haven't innovated the live feed experience in 25 years, so don't expect them to do anything except cut features year after year.

>>213851774
They are protecting the HGs from the gestapo

>>213851774
i read something a while back saying all the cameras are not recording at all times. they monitor each room from a single cam and if something is happening they switch and start recording and move cam ops into position. its just way too much data for 100 HD cams all recording 24/7. however the new owners keep talking about focusing on tech and they now have oracles cloud infrastructure at their disposal

>>213851864
Yeah, I would imagine if any technology like that was ever integrated, they would still be able to choose which rooms are showing anything. All I know is I would pay a BB-specific premium to have more than 2 cams on at any given time.

>>213851905
the thing is at the end of the day they are still producing a TV show and they only record stuff they think they might be able to put on the show and fit the storylines they create. what they need to do is quit being lazy and do an OTT every "off-season" and let everything roll 24/7.

kek will had enough of morgan

Do you guys think we could get Mike Boogie to do a /bb/ Q&A

morgan live DR in the hoh

>>213852145
YES

>>213852145
i bet fishtank could get him to come on their sorry shit

>>213852221
If Fishtank got Boogie, I would watch Fishtank.
Take notes Sam.

>>213852281
its certainly not out of the realm of possibilities. they got luke and they tried to get big D

LAUREN VERTICAL IN THE SR

>>213852352
AND HUMMING

hags shit talking lauren

>>213852485
they better shut their old ass mouths

these bitches coping so hard, they cant just imagine a world where lauren is F2 with vince and loyal

>>213842442 (OP)
What's the meanest/realist BB season?
I think BB15 is up there with Aaryn "ARYAN" Williams
Everyone these days are clout chasing, white bread whores

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_RVOg7CWs8

Ava said she wants to be inside lauren's body

>>213853002
shes going to freaky friday lauren

>>213852968
BB9 when Joshua mocked Amanda's dad who killed himself is prettttttty rough

plutos playing like even more ads than usual

>>213852968
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEli8mikS_w

Lauren looks so adorable

>>213853203
BB11 had the best fights
This was the hottest one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0MBz61JqcY

>>213852968
People consider Aaryn as some KKK member when she wasn't really racist, she was just a fucking cunt in general. GM was the real racist on that season. Still an enjoyable season, but people overplay how bad Aaryn was when they forget about GM and Amanda.

Very few seasons beat BB6 where HGs talked about how much they actually hated Muslims and gleefully boasted about killing their patients.

>>213853386
Jackson is like Aaryn, how he took all of Jack's blame.

>>213853386
Elissa was so based

>>213853386
Aaryn was a 10/10 blonde chick from the South, she probably grew up immersed in racism dating white football player types who liberally used the n-word

GM was a follower, and she saw Aaryn as the dominant bitch and basically decided to mimic her. If Aaryn made racist jokes, GM would laugh and make racist jokes back at her.

>>213853152
Even though I love season 9, there is only one answer.

>>213850695
What's FBJ?

>>213853974
Taylor and Kyland giving off JC Penny advertisement energy

90 minute episode tonight. That’s movie length

>>213854145
My dick is even longer than 90 minutes.

>>213854145
and we're guaranteed one, if not two DR sessions from Lauren!

topless keanu

>>213854178
the editors better put the chicken nugget incident in the eppy tonight

When I come off that fuckin block these people are fuckin' goin' up, I don't give a fuck. If you wanna play let's fucking play. I give a fuck about people, Katharine and I fucking care about you.
Bull fucking shit.

>>213854178
I need to protect that smile

>>213854214
she should have ate that nugget

Rachel thought it was gonna be Kelley too if you know what I'm saying

desu morgan hohitis after winning the wall will be much more kino than her coping the rest of the season why she fell

>>213854308
correct, especially if mickey gets evicted and the entire week is FOR MICKEY MY SISTER

>>213854134
kek

>>213854214
>chicken nugget incident
??

ava will shit talk session incoming

>>213854467
Lauren dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and then almost ate it but Rachel gave her a mom glare so Lauren threw it out

>>213854467
lauren was going to eat a chicken nugget off the floor but rachel made her throw it away

rylie was saying someones a buttbuddy earlier in the storage room

>>213854609
GROOOODDDDD EJECT HIM NOW!!

>>213854609
Kek haven't heard that since the late 00s

Would you rather have an ally you cant trust all the way 100% or an ally like Ava

>>213854711
Not trusting Ava is antisemetic

I hate her so much, waste of space.

Based Ava killing the nu-showmance. Blacks seething

I'd eat ava's boogers

hilarious how ava thinks she is running wills game but he is in whole other alliances she knows nothing about

>>213854771
But she controls the vote this week, get fucked wont

>>213854788
nah vince does

>>213854788
i mean he is with her on some level cause he doesnt run back everything she says to his other people but he also keeps info from her

>>213854771
papa wont was in 7 different alliances week 1 and ended up on the block week 2 and week 3
this is not an alliance season

who is ava talking about?

>>213854921
M&M

ava just called morgan vinnys little lap dog

and frankly...

This is making me like Ava more

Shut the fuck up blondie

>>213853152
this was actually the worst thing anyone ever said on the show. i wish there was a recording of the live feeds from that fight

>>213855054
What is she doing ?

my god the way she eats is so disgusting

Close your fucking mouth, kike rat.

>>213855106
There's a clip of the fight but I kinda dont wanna watch

Rachel took 5 minutes to pick a nom at the veto ceremony she just stood around staring at everybody in silence

>>213852221
Fishtank got Andy Dick and Bam Margera so this could absolutely happen

Lauren is so fucking beautiful

Them wanting Rachel to suffer as the first jury is kino as fuck

>>213853152
do you guys think somebody would get kicked off the show for doing this now

>>213855300
>I thought she was bluffing

>>213855315
andy dick is a washed up has been who was never on the show and bam will literally do anything if you pay him

>>213855507
Since the guy who said it was a faggot, Joshuah would probably be celebrated for it on twitter and the like. It would probably go "viral".

think panic will set in later tonight and we'll get some interesting feeds?

Mike boogie is too rich for fishtank and would probably be able to tell that the show is a joke

If Rylie stays, production will do everything they can to make him not win HoH

>>213855769
ramshackle house with edgy teenagers sending you twitch messages and the host has a 5% chance of actually paying out the winner

>>213855722
Panic regarding what?

>>213855769
Mike Boogie has to shoplift from CVS because he cant pay his legal fees.

>>213855769
imagine him and Jason Goldstriker in a boxing match in the S1 living room K I N O

>>213853987
GM was 5 points from being a officially certified retard
I bet she has Nick's hat

Lauren DRs <33

>>213855917
holy cute

How are you gonna cling to this high school Stacy persona with a face that squished and flat, she looks likes shes fuckin 35

>>213855812
nothing nevermind

>>213855917
Won't seems the most likely to not have a DR tonight

>>213855917
RARE

NEW

>>213856159
>>213856159
>>213856159
>>213856159
>>213856159
>>213856159

vince status? whats the rat doing tomorrow?

>>213850695
Kelley

>>213856178
Vince is in a good position if he votes out ropes or morgon and ava is seething and talking shit on vince and pals but mostly on vince because of his pure genes

>>213852145
>>213852221
Would it be better if he was paired with someone else from BB?