Thread 213843959

Your dad walks in on you watching this. How do you talk your way out of this?

I just offer him a piece of the stuffed crust pizza I’m eating and we watch together

Do fags know how absolutely disgusting they are?

>>213843959 (OP)
I actually watched this episode with my dad. It made him cry.

>>213843959 (OP)
Talk my way out of what? Why would my dad give a shit?

it's only gay if the balls touch

Does anyone have the copypasta with the brown stache? Shit always cracks me up

its not what it crusts like dad!

>>213843959 (OP)
I would have turned it off so it would never happen, I don't watch shit like this.

>is it in? my ass is so loose
>I just made it past the crust hair barrier and I’m entering the crust hole, feels like I’m poking a breaded chicken cutlet with my dick
>break that fucking crust hymen
>im through, its in, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside
>oh your dick in my ass is making me need to shit
>shit on my dick…
>im shitting *BRAAAAAAAAAALPH*
>fuck shit right into my urethra…
>I did blast the shit-dick spaghetti down my throat!
>im shit-cumming! *long strand of shit from his dick laces his lips*
>the brown stache… i needed this
>im gonna shit, I’m shitting out my ass and dick at the same time
>*squeeeeBRAAAAAALLLPPHH*

i would listen and thats what no one did

Now that the crust has settled, who was in the wrong here?

>>213843959 (OP)
I show him crust busting memes from /tv/ and we laugh together

>>213844033
Then bust your dad's ass crust?

>>213844383
came here hoping for this

>>213844700
Gay people unironically
Smelly unwashed old gay men specifically

>>213843959 (OP)
My dad passed away.

>>213843959 (OP)
This show is so fucking bad and Jewish

>>213843959 (OP)
i don't watch this so it couldn't happen
also i started skipping all romantic scenes homo or not since they never add value

>>213843959 (OP)
My favorite survival horror game is being adapted! If they take some creative liberties, I hope they add a romantic episode. Say, two old men fucking eachother in their crusty assholes and kissing. They're in bed, hairy face to hairy face, hairy chest to hairy chest, balls and cock on stomach while the other is fucking him up his post apocalyptic smelly fat crustcunt. This is the best type of romance- sterile faggot sex; sterile in the sense of reproduction. In the sense of cleanliness, it's anything but! His cock begins to become full of crusty shit, as he cums, mixing the two together. This, I thought, was love! I completely forgot about my favorite zombie show

>>213843959 (OP)
Can gaybros explain how it works? Are the mechanics of this scene accurate?

>>213845197
Based fellow orphan anon.

>>213844289
yes. that's the whole point. they get off on that.

>>213843959 (OP)
>tthey are eating pizza, dad. Hear that?