Thread 213844250

>out-of-water team member complains about not being combat-qualified
>badass character cocks gun and hands it to him
>"Now you're qualified"

>>213844250 (OP)
>MC given a tiny, seemingly useless gun
>It's the most powerful weapon in the movie

>>213844250 (OP)
>out-of-water team member complains about not being combat-qualified
>badass character unscrews water bottle and hands it to him
>"Now you're qualified"

>>213844250 (OP)
uh i'm pretty sure that's not very gun safety of him

>>213844250 (OP)
>*hands gun to girl*
>"you know how to use one of these?"
>*she checks the chamber, removes and reinserts the magazine and racks the gun*
>*she then starts reading off the gun’s specs from memory while the guy stands there speechless*

>>213844862
there's like a half dozen ways you could have done this better

>>213846519
>I grew up with 5 older guns

>"we just don't have enough people to do the job"
>cuts to the door being kicked open
>it's granny dressed in fatigues, smoking a cigar, and holding an m16
>"let's get these sumbitches"

>>213844250 (OP)
>just point and shoot
>try not to kill anyone on our side

tf is an out of water team

>>213846791
>ESL poster complains about not being qualified to understand basic idioms like "fish-out-of-water"
>badass anon hands him a dictionary
>"now you're qualified"

>>213846717
>Granny, you don’t understand. The compound is filled with mercenaries and they’re armed to the teeth. You can’t just waltz in there.
>no… but I can breakdance

>>213846813
lol fuckin kek at youre autism
this is great, Id say the op is ESL for there was no mention of a fish
pls carry on, I like frogs

>>213846670
kek

>>213844250 (OP)
>character strips and reassembles gun blindfold in 3 seconds, spins and juggles 6 shooty bangs at the same time
>can't shoot for shit and dies in the first battle

>nicest girl you know
>forced to use a gun
>later: twisted fucking psychopath

>>213844250 (OP)
>Sneed team member complains about not being combat-qualified
>badass character cocks seed and feed and hands it to him
>>"Now you're qualified"

>>213844250 (OP)
>badass character shoots the gun out of bad guy's hand
>nice shooting!
>I was aiming at his head.

>>213844250 (OP)
Heartwarming. Basically picrel but under time stress.

>main character is tied up in a giant room
>main villain is monologuing and his lackeys all have big machine guns
>"Well what will you do now, Big McLargeHuge?"
>"I won't do anything. She will."
>door gets kicked in and the qt bookworm girl walks in, firing dual AKs from the hip
>kills everyone but the villain who gets away like a coward

>How much time do you need to power up this reactor?
>6 hours at the very least.
>You have 15 minutes.